Robert Tilton Needs Your Money More Than You Do
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2014
- You need to make a vow of faith of $1,000, "Oh bob couldn't you say $25?" - NO!
See I like a thousand.. Cause I know I got 'ya.
Haha, everybody loves Robert Tilton. This is some uncut footage I got of Tilton from the early 90's. If you or anyone you know have any uncut early Tilton footage from the 80's or the 90's, PLEASE contact me!
Here's my email: EvilDeadRules99@Hotmail.com
I'm willing to purchase or trade for old footage of Tilton. I am also DESPERATELY looking for the 'Take It Back Telethon' from 1990 with Robert Tilton and Morris Cerullo, this was the telethon fund-raiser so Cerullo could 'take back Heritage USA from the devil'.
If you have this entire Take It Back Telethon from 1990 on VHS, DVD, Betamax or any format for that matter, please contact me.
Thank you and enjoy Robert! - Komedie
“I like the thousands, because I know I’ve gotcha.”
Perhaps the only true statement Robert Tilton ever made on television.
hello how are you doing?
The most successful con artists are the ones who tell you what they are up front. "Well, he has to be honest because a dishonest man would never warn you!"
Yep 1000% right ! Buying the stairway to Heaven or so it seamed !!
also the one time when he asked the devil and said "Whoops"
And where he was looking into the camera and said "Satan gave me this message...." Then he caught himself and went "Uh I mean....That's a lie from the devil I shouldn't have said that...." 🤣😂🤣I
"Gimme a thousand bucks, don't be a bitch!"
One thousand, more? You're rippin' us off for a G-Note... That's bullshit.
@@palabrajot505 sopranos!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the fact that people send him money proves that there are large deviations in human intelligence
That fake phone ringing in the background is classic
He should run for office.
It might be Diane Sawyer requesting an interview. You KNOW he wasn't gonna answer that call.
Haha..and the faint sound of people on phones chatting in the background as if they're busy taking calls from people donating for his ridiculous phony cause. What a tragedy. No shame at all.
How did you know?
@Jon Oz Wow. Crazy story. U can tell guy was rotten just from this video. I came here after seeing Farting Preacher video. Its gr8. Give it a watch. Thnx for sharing ur story. czcams.com/video/P-JjaAh0NeU/video.html
“I like $1000, that’s how I know I got you.”
Holy shit he was honest for a second.
not one scripture the whole time
He doesn't necessarily need to quote scripture when the Holy Spirit is speaking directly through him
@@Joe_Friday Indeed, but at the same time it makes it even more obvious that Tilton is basically just begging for money over and over.
@@IsmailofeRegime He's a great man of Gaaawwwd!
If it was the holy spirit it wouldn't be so much crap coming out of his mouth. No scripture cause it's all gibberish greedy begging...any person who has ever been in a real church and read the Bible wouldn't listen to this lying screaming imposter for a full minute. It's the devil speaking through him
Ben Winter I can’t listen to “preachers” like this. They put on a show rather than teach the Bible. There’s not many good ones left. Just money hungry wolves.
Loved to watch this guy. One the best con artists ever.
$80 million a year at his hieght apparently
@@MultiLililililili And where the fuck did all that money go? He is really small time nowadays
Amen
@@Joe_Friday he was too blatant about it.
@@dying101666 He still has services on CZcams
This guy could give a tremendous promo in professional wrestling 😂😂
Bruce Prichard has said he was the main influence on Brother Love can totally see why
hello how are you doing?
The original farting preacher
I just commented the same thing. That is EXACTLY what it reminds me of.
That I do agree with with, in wrestling you have to look like you mean what you're saying the whole time it being a complete act
"Forgot your Church!" ---Robert Tilton
The Ocelot that was disgusting! This guy just wants your money in your bank account.... don't give this guy a cent!
Forget***
What pastor of the Holy Spirit tells you to forget your local church? That’s ungodly. Why would a man of God tell you to forget your local church and not give money to your local church? This is how I know that he is a charlatan, and he is after your money. One word: daemonic. He’s nothing but a crook.
@@yanksrulemetssuck27 then he goes to tell you to make Thousand dollar vow have faith. He’s nothing but an Yvonne.
Looks like your classic used car salesman.
He should do politics
he kind of reminds me of American Psycho for some reason.
Do you want to buy a the offer is only available today at $1,000 but I will sell it just to you because I like you for $900 🚗 👨💼😁
A ussed car salesman is actually giving you a rusted car for 1000 $ !!!
He's doin God's work!
This son of a bitch is going to spend eternity parallel parking a burning Cadillac in hell.
Thats pretty funny. 😃
😂
Needed the laugh.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
God is so gracious he still lets this guy live.
He still alive in 2022
REPENT DUDE
The wicked is reserved for the day of judgment proverbs 16:4
I love a good comedian
This guy was arrested, charged, tried, and served time in jail in the 90’s and when he got out he started doing the same $hit
He might have been arrested for something different. He’s still a scammer either wayb
Greed of Satan...they get out and right back to it....greed...there is no in...he needs to be redeemed...only jesus can save him...save souls..not focus on money so much
Is in More trouble for using God to prosper claiming to be a prophet
That actually shows you how stupid people are, not him. He wouldn't be who he is with stupid people
1991 to be exact.
None of what he is saying is in the Bible...
Enjoyed watching this years ago for the pure entertainment. One day my older brother called in and told them that Jesus had visited him and told him to call Robert Tilton and he would send us $1000. After a short pause my brother then said “are you calling Jesus a liar?”. Pure gold.
My reply would have been, That was not Jesus!
LOL
I shouldn’t laugh at this, but lololol 😂
😂😂😂😂
This is literally sickening to watch and know how many countless people fell for it, for years.
When you watch it you think oh my gosh this is insane it’s kind of funny, but then you realize that he scammed people out of millions and millions and millions of dollars.
What's sad is he uses a real life stories like baby your family member struggling with substance and you're praying that they get delivered it's been with really know how to I try to look this man up cuz years ago my mom was watching this my mom's a very dear woman it was my sisters were teenagers and they were influenced by drugs delivering so in seed message
If you fall for this type of scammer you don't deserve to keep your money
Blind faith in action
@@pleaseenteraname1103 I bet he made lifetime fortune on this in the 1980s to make it through his entire lifetime. Just kinda insane to think about
"See I like a thousand.. Cause I know I got 'ya." - best thing he's ever said LOL!!!
He says it openly.....what a pair of balls!
I LOVEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU 🥰
I can't believe Brother Love is based on this blithering dipshit.
Random Jim Cornette face spotting
This guy is the inspiration for Bruce Prichard's Brother Love character, lmao
Don't eat your seed
He said to his wife😂
He must be Bi-Polar. One minute, he's gentle & kind-hearted, next minute... Bob rants and screams! 😂😂
Bob needs money for therapy!!
He's filled with the Holy Spirit!
@@rumpleforeskin632 holy spirit my ass. Even satan is looking at him like hell no
IT'S THE SPIRIT OF GOD FOLLOWING INSIDE HIM!!!! AND HE'S TELLING YOU THAT GOD WILL SPEAK TO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!!! YOU NEED TO MAKE A $1,000 VOW OF FAITH RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE GOD WILL CAUSE THAT SEED INSIDE YOU TO GROW!!!!!!! ......Halleujah, thank you, Jesus!
Robert Tilton is probably on Crystal
Oh! How do I praise such a man?!
I have been a devoted admirer of of The Great Robert Tilton since the 1980s.
Though I never made A Vow Of Faith, I should have! My friends and I would sit around smoking pot commenting on his program and philosophy...oh Robert Tilton. Never was there a man so pure in his message! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
Oh! It was better than watching Rocky and Bullwinkle!
Nobody shed a clearer light on what America is!
No contenders!
In his prime, nobody did it better!
Even the man himself, Donald j. Trump, even he, could not best Robert Tilton in the purity of his holy message.
GIVE, ME, YOUR, MONEY!
Out of the 6+ billion people on the planet, the person god chose to talk to is Bob Tilton? Yeah right.
Don't eat your seed boys.
"Eat your seed"..... sounds kinda perverted if you ask me!
Sow that seed boys
How anyone can look at this guy and honestly believe "if I give him money, I'll get to heaven" is absolutely astonishing.
Alot of people did. He made 80 million a year at one point 🤑🙄
@@heidisierra9833 The mind boggles at the amount of gullible people out there, eh?
The insidious power of religion.
You got to love this guy. Not only is he telling people to send him money, but it really doesn't mean anything unless it's something more than they can afford. Then they are expressing an Act of Faith. Genius. 👍
A movie about this guy wouldn’t be a bad idea. He was a natural conman.
Probably the best we’ll ever see.
There’s a special place in hell for Robert Tilton, no doubt about that.
i wonder which actor can portray him well
Joel Osteen is Tilton on steroids !! God said that they didn’t have to live in poverty so that’s why their multi millionaires over and over !! Osteen showed his true colors during that terrible flood he didn’t what to let citizens in the church !! I always thought that the church was God’s house not some snake oil salesman !! They got to walk that lonesome valley they got to walk it by themselves no one can walk it for them !! Hells a hot place 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mike Murdoch as well.
" I'm talking about your money, because it's you" enough said !!
Robert out there saying the quiet part out loud 😂
Hmmm I've had conversations with God, and I can't recall him ever telling me to send $1,000 to Robert Tilton.
That is because you didn't do it right NOW. God already spoke the word to you, and you didn't do it right NOW. So Satan took over in your life and convinced you not to send Robert Tilton your money NOW!
Robert Tilton will be turned over a spit under the watchful gaze of Satan as the flames of hell torment him for all eternity...
Don’t REMEMBER you! 🇯🇲🇮🇱‼️🩸
I hear you, I talk to the Lord everyday, to help me with what I'm going through, and to bless me with the mercy and the anointing that I don't deserve..
Get on the horn, dammit! Bob's got a new yacht to buy!
God wanted him to have a yacht!
Ohhhhhh, thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Lord!
Has anyone ever shit in an envelope and sent it to him?
hahahah!!!
Back in the early 90s, I clipped my nails, put them in an envelope, and mailed them to him.
My Aunt Gertie probably did. She wiped her butt on a letter from her sister and sent it back to her.
@@lf6711 haha!
I'm curious about all those books on that shelf.
They are probably hollow display books
There Fake
AcidRayne100 lmao!
Get rich quick books a secretary in an interview said he had alot of them
@@zrzr4 On the other hand, Tilton was being filmed in a TV studio, not at his home or office. I'd also assume most get-rich-quick books are in paperback format, which these aren't. Most likely either these are "hollow display books" like another comment said, or are just random theological books purchased to make Tilton look like some sort of scholar.
People didn't think, wait a minute, god is charging for miracles.
What kind of fool can allow this vulture to prey upon them?
What a ghoulish persona.
Simply appalling.
Con artist on TV.
Who could believe such a con?
Michael Canfield People who ve cancer they re desperate to avoid dieing thats who so imagine how Bob Tilton will burn in hell fire.
Bob's a classic!
@@seangaw6429 Being desperate... doesnt make you stupid... paying a fucking conman does NOT CURE CANCER... fuck i dont belive in god, but that would have more effect lmao
He wants you to let go of your money, but he won't let go of his.
heresy blasphemy not one word of God's FREE gift of salvation. All talk about worldly things and no talk about heavenly things. Makes me sick
His prosperity gospel is obviously a heresy.
“See I like a thousand, because I know I gotcha!” 😂😂...!!!!
Tony Steel Yeah he definitely let that one slip lol.
Exactly Ty! This is comedic gold! 😂
Certainly did DJ!! 😂
My grandmother was a preacher's widow. I had told her about this guy. One day I was at her house scanning through the channels and came across old Bob here. I said, "Mamaw, this is the guy I told you about." She watched for about 3 minutes and then left the room quoting Matthew 7:23 "And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye evildoers."
Man this was entertaining
Tell me, Robert Tilton, is it OK if I give my $1,000 to the Salvation Army, or The Red Cross ?
It doesn't HAVE to be to YOU, does it ?????? If so, please tell me WHY.
Both those palces are just as much as a con as he is i worked at 4 2nd hand stores thay are nothin but con stores
You've got Satan in your heart.
Why can’t I donate to my church? Why does it have to be to yours?
“FORGET YOUR CHURCH”
I was in a really bad place and a Christian came up and gave me $20. I never forgot that and it changed my life. I guess he was giving to people like this and he finally woke up and said I want to help people and I was going to give it to the homeless but I figured they would buy beer but I could see that you needed it and that you would use it for good. It was only 20 bucks, but, it meant the world to me. Please, Christians give your money to people that need it and will use it for good and to better their lives. It is evil to buy these people that already have millions jet so I don’t understand.
because he speaks directly to God and he will put in an order for your miracle as soon as he gets your $1,000
No comments about how he's the farting preacher?
yeah, i thought i seen this guy fartin' around a lot, and begging for money before
he hasn't farted once during this video...I'm disappointed!
"'Oh, Bob, couldn't you say $25?' - NO!!!!!!!!!"
-Pastor Gas/Bob Tilton
Bob is great late night drunkie watching.
Mookie Maldookie so is MXC
He needs to get off his ass and get a real JOB LAZY PREACHER FAKE MINISTER
For real! Me and my buddies used to laugh our asses off to this guy, LOL
Have you sent in your $1,000 vow?
Exactly, thirty years ago I would come home after bar hopping in Dallas on a Saturday night and turn on Rev Bob, omg
"You're poor, and I'm rich, but I need that 5th BMW a lot more than you need food and water. God even said so"
Sounds reasonable...
Wow he actually went there and said "forget your church" lol! I'm sure that's real godly to tell people not to give to their local church.
This guy is a genius. I would have sent him money just for the entertainment alone. This is great stuff.
Lmao 🤣
I used to watch him when I'd stay home from school in the 1980s -- fascinated by his level of commitment to his con. Unlike other TV preachers who had lessons and sermons and tried to deal with actual social problems (while also being on the con themselves) the only words that came out of Pastor Bob's mouth were reasons why you need to give him money RIGHT NOW.
😂😂😂
@@grayaj23 "The level of commitment to his con."🤣🤣🤣
$1000?
That's Entertainment!
He's worth a grand just in entertainment value!
he is!
Love watching this stuff. I feel sorry for the people that fall for it.
its sad, because he does state what the bible says about $$ and prosperity.....only it never says to sow to one man.
Some people actually a lot of people are just gullible.
DONT EAT YOUR SEED, USE A TOWEL.
Seed tastes so good though.
naw...go ahead eat it!
LMAO, that was a good one. I needed a laugh this evening, thank you.
"You and your husband, your spouse and your mate" sounds like a free for all.... I guess the Missus was quite the busy body.
My dad is a legitimate pastor. This makes me sick. Still, hilarious...
If there is a hell, there’s a special place in there waiting for Robert Tilton.
Legitimate pastor, lol , ok.
@@lakerdude42 What? Lol When I say legit pastor, I’m simply saying the guy practices what he preaches because he truly believes in what he says He believes.
@@glitchyrhythm6749 I like that kind of pastor
Legitimate ??????
“See I like a thousand, cause that’s how I know I got cha!....in faith...” WTF how does he sleep at night?!
like a log!
With peoples money lol
On a big pile of $100 bills
When I was a kid I knew in my heart he was fake.
Person -
Oh bob couldn't you say $25?
Bob- NoooooOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like a thousand cuz i know i gotcha . . . (realizing his blunder, corrects himself) . . . i gotcha into faith
I used to have this playing in the background while I was studying in college. It was better than Saturday Night Live. Great comedy.
I'll give him one thing, he's got a pretty big set to have done this for so long.
I recall turning the channel and watching him for a few minutes when I was searching for God back in the 80s. His mouth mesmerized me...such an actor and a fraud. Thank the Lord he had me turn the channel to Pastor Greg Laurie and the simple, plain message of the true Gospel. I said out loud I wished I could go to a church like that! and later God moved us near and I heard Pastor Greg's voice on the radio in the car. We went to the church and hubby and I both baptized there! That was 30 years ago and have learned the more you study and spend time with Jesus, the more He speaks to you! One time I called into the giving line for Tilton and told the young girl who answered that this is not good. God doesn't demand money from anyone...He has plenty. I told her to get away from this place!
Used to love doing bong hits on Missouri Street in San Francisco in the early 90s while watching good old Bob Tilton.......
Send him a thousand dollars right now I mean right now !!
If God is all powerful, he doesn’t need my money.
He wasn't talking to me because I didn't have one thousand to my name at that time. He must have been talking to you. Give it over now!
He would be a perfect wwf manager
I LOVE watching Bob...while puffing a blunt!!
In the 80s/90s my mom took me to his church a couple of times……the guy has a gift of salesmanship/showmanship if you saw him in person. It was actually in his church, and I remember it fondly that I began to question my faith….😢
I was so moved by Bob that I flung out of my room and starting yelling," Were's my fucking checkbook?"
One of the slimiest men to ever walk the face of this earth. I have massive amounts of sympathy and pity for people donating to him…you KNOW he preyed on sick,, poor, or old people, at their last straw and donating out of pure desperation that maybe a miracle really will happen. Preachers like this make me sick and are false prophets. I’m not even religious and even I see how disgusting this was. Two words: Con Man. Making $80 million at the height of his career off the backs of disadvantaged people just doing anything to help their chances at making it in life. Just terrible.
He should've gotten a grammy...I used to watch him for pure entertainment and laugh my butt off!!!
watching him made you a better person
@@rumpleforeskin632 lmao made me laugh like hell
@@TonyaManningCCTT22 that makes my day, now remember ...don't eat your seed!
@@rumpleforeskin632 I never do
@@TonyaManningCCTT22 thanks for telling me that....now I can sleep tonight!
Makes me feel better that I’m paying 5$ for a gallon of gas in 100 degree weather, Becsuse it’s IN FAITH! Right now, I mean, right now.
In his exact words "Satan gave me this message"...........
Truest part."I like a thousand, cause I know I got ya!"
Robert Tilton has changed my life for the better more than I can even put into words, I was a raging alcoholic, then got home from the bar and saw his show on late one weekend, his words convinced me to have the courage to put the bottle down for good! Thank you Robert Tilton!
Gil, I am sure you are not the only one that got save watching his show. I hope you are in a god fearing church now.
GOD fearing
The guy is a swindler
Remember people, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over!
Crazy how young I was and would laugh at people like this, thinking god would ask us for money😂, ain’t no way !
👤 Ya know...
If 100 people..
Sent him $1000..
He'd have $100,000.
PERRR-RAAIIZZZE DA' LAWD.!!!
Bruce Prichard has said that he based the Brother Love character on this guy.
Mike Patton from Faith No More was inspired by this guy for the Angel Dust album.
As in Brother Love's traveling salvation show?
@@dakotanorth1640 Brother Love was a heel manager back in the old days of the WWF.
@@colyhope236 I looooooove yoooouuuu!!!!
“Don’t eat your seed”. Fair enough, that is good advice.
I've been doing that all my adult life. Is it too late to stop now?
I watched the fart version of this and I was literally crying and laughing on that version😂😂
Oh man, this guy is a comedian. It'd be funny if it wasn't so dangerous. Really entertaining to watch. I imagine he did a lot of damage to some people though.
I've never seen Bob beg for money as hard as he is here. It's almost like he has some sort of immediate external pressure facilitating this( bookie, serious debt, etc..) He utilizes every tactic in his arsenal, but he overdoes it. He comes off more as a maniacal beggar who is losing his mind.
Hail Tilton!
Hahaha...you can feel the desperation...it's tangible
The seed of faith sprouted and told us to turn this charliton off!
"Don't eat you're seed" Eugh, that's disgusting, although I heard some women do.
3:30 LOL. "I said, don't eat your SEAT." First, it is not edible, and secondly, if I did, I would have nowhere to comfortably sit while watching his telecast.
4thandinches lmfao
He reminds me of those so-called TV "psychics" who throw out generalizations that almost always can apply to lots of people like sicknesses or money issues, etc. He's targeting the weak minded, poorly educated and the desperate by misquoting the Bible to suit his needs.
I've seen plenty of televangelists do this. People tend to not know or realize that:
A. The shows are taped, they're not shown live;
B. If you mention a generalized problem ("You have cancer," "you have something wrong with your kidneys," "you suffer from lameness of the leg" or whatever) and there are thousands, or even hundreds of thousands, watching your show, there's bound to be a bunch of viewers who seem to have that problem but who will feel as if Tilton, Pat Robertson, or whomever is personally talking to them.
May God Bless Your negative thinking.
A thousand dollars for a seed?! Damn Pastor, is there a payment plan. When they go off the air, he's going to throw those papers a way🤣
This guy has a looong eternity comin to him.
all eternity is long
he has a hot eternity coming
that's why it's important that we know the word of God personally so we won't be deceive by this demon possessed preachers like him.
Sorry to tell you, but it's all a fairly tale.
Regardless if you believe it or not, god is as real as the tooth fairy, Santa clause or the Easter bunny.
+SacrifyX it may be to you but not to me , God is real as I can pinch my own skin. P.S Santa clause and Easter bunny is man made to divert people's heart away from their creator.
+Sue Ling I'm sorry you live in a fantasy world.
+SacrifyX don't feel sorry for me, my heart feel sorry for you. I'm not living in a fantasy I am living in reality.
+Sue Ling Sure ya are. Tinfoil hat and all.
LOL Forget your Church.
He was honest for a second
He could have made a fortune as a wrestling manager and stayed clean.
3:28 "Don't eat your seed." Good advice.
This damn fool wont get a dime from me you don't have to pay god to work in your life.
This guy cracks me up. He should of been a stand up comedienne or motivational speaker. Definitely not a preacher.
Why not make it TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?
The more you give, the more you receive!!
Let's make it FIFTY THOUSAND!!! Prazz jEBUS!!
I get a letter from him every week.
He reads my thoughts sometimes. I have to wear a tin foil hat to keep him out of my mind.
Bob wants you invested in HIM, not God.
+JASON P. Roberts true
cant believe people give money to this twat when there's starving kids in africa...
+AstroPunter SAYING......HE WANTS YOUR MONEY !!!! GREAT SHOWMAN
I sometimes watched him in the 1980s. He was so entertaining and charismatic (as most televangelists are). Of course, I never entertained the thought of sending him a dime.
DO NOT SEND THESE WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING, NOTHING!THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SOUL.ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS HOW MUCH MONEY THEY CAN GET FROM YOU!
"Don't eat your seed, sow it." -- Sir Peter North, 20th Century
Tilton needs to go home and get his fucking shine box
Faith costs $1,000?
because of inflation
@@rumpleforeskin632 😂😂
I've always been a huge fan of Bob, it's always amazed me how he could go on and on, slinging his bullshit for an hour, easily the best at what he does, you might not like him, but from an entertainment viewpoint the guy was pure genius, others have and will come and go but Robert Tilton perfected televangelistic charlatanism, pure and simple
He could of sold many Used Cars back in the day. He has the gifts of gaffe. Yes sir, this here is a 1979 Cadillac Devill 2 door with air conditioning, tape deck player, leather seating comes with a spare tire and jack . Only 500 down and 175 a month for 9 years .
“Three minutes...three minutes...three minutes...three minutes!”
Robert Tilton suddenly became Eric Bischoff for a moment.
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣