Diagnosing Fake Illnesses w/ Lunch Club
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- čas přidán 10. 05. 2020
- We created a bunch of fake illnesses, and then checked in with fake doctors.
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Problem: “I’m afraid of morons” Real Problem: Dyslexic
Morons?
CAPmania64 watch the video
I have Dyslexia and I also read morons so I think ur onto something
Um I think you meant to say Dyslexic*
*DiceLexic
“What was your name again?”
“Schlatt”
“Ok, Schlagg”
i was fucking dead
@@tylervonroth7 Dead is under age, im caliing the fbi
It would’ve been funnier if he said “ok, slag”
@@tylervonroth7 "I'm dead, you're dead, WE'RE ALL DEAD!"
That’s a reference to Voice Over Pete calling it a “shlagg coin”
This is hilarious but I’m sad that we’ll probably never get content like this again
Yes
It hurts.
I wish they would do more but i get why they can’t
@@BlueBeastZ Why cant they?
@@jo6758 What Carson did caused him to lose most if not all his friends.
i can't believe jambo calls jschlatt ugly.
soup*
Jcatt*
*shitcat
Scatt*
Schpussy*
Therapist: "Charlie with no glasses isn't real."
Charlie with no glasses:
Yooo Charlie with no brim
@@monkey-wp2ij Glasses with no slime
monke y Yoo brim with no Charlie!
ew schlatt pfp
RestlessRiot no slime no glasses
The fact that Schlatt naturally behaves like a 50s movie italian mafioso all the time terrifies me
The power of New York
finally someone put it into words
hes from new jersey so that could explain it lol
*Schlagg
@@McDee He isn't
Schlatt without his muttonchops is literally terrifying. He looks so incredibly young it scares me lol
He's baby
the accident really did a number on him
He looked like a lacrosse twink but now he's a hardened sea captain that lost 60% of his crew to scurvy
He looked like his name is Brad
i just now realized that schlatt was talking about a fucking tamagotchi bullying him
Oh wait really
That looks more like a camera
This could actually now be linked to Jambo
I thought for a second that everyone in lunch club was Mormon
Matt P i thought he was going for a joke by just calling everyone a mormon but then he’s just like “oh i read that wrong” which was probably funnier
It was so fucking ironic holy shit
@@DrX-dh6th Found you
The lord is here to save them
Gonna be honest I thought it said moron too so I didn't see a problem lmao
Of course Shlatt gets the card where he’s in love with a big hot man
Only the biggest and hottest for Schlag
MrMartianMan now he just needs nine more
livvie monroe yes, the gathering has begun
YYES
MrMartianMan they gave us the ship we all wanted
Charlie’s “I would have to reflect on it” joke was severely underrated
fr i was dying when he said that. hes a comedic god
He's comedy Jesus
Everyone's talking about Schlatt but I think the real star of the show is Charlie. His reaction when Carson growled at him and when Traves screams kill me everytime.
Charlie is truly amazing
why does schlatt always look like hes either killed someone or is constantly on edge
Well he is the man behind the slaughter. That'd do a number on anyone
bold of u to assume he hasnt
He almost killed me once
Because he killed someone and is on edge about it.
@@charlieuhoh7273 JWHJNJJDJKKJD
Carson: * Doing Doctor things*
Charlie: *“I’m gay and dead”*
Mood
Indeed he is.
So am I, he ain’t special
And scared of reflections
Xcelerator I love my dead gay son
Schlatt is a completely different entity without his facial hair.
I didn't even recognize him at first
@@KennaTheCutie tell me you found schlatt through dsmp without telling me you found schlatt through dsmp
@@livispuzzled Every old schlatt viewer knows he used to be logan from big time rush, this is how you spot 'em
@@ZainIsInPain exactly
6:49 Schlatt predicted the future. He is now being bullied by his cat.
13:05 i like how he pointed upward to satan because he's australian
This comment deserves more likes
@@juliancrissman2420 Why? Because he pointed out a joke?
@@nccn4021 yes lol
@@nccn4021 Call me stupid all you want, but I'd never noticed this joke before
Partially because I'm australian and both of their accents are god-awful so I usually skip this section of the video, but still, it was subtle but clever and someone pointed it out, get a life jag lol
Holy fuck I did not get that.
The fact that whenever Charlie was a patient, he always ended up embracing his problems. First, he just accepted that everyone was dead. Then, he just took off his glasses to never see reflections. And then, he ended up switching with Travis and became the doctor.
this is like scrolling through pictures of your ex girlfriend/boyfriend
Damn so tru
@Roktrum why does that trigger you so much 🤨
@sneed ur mom part 2
“What do you see here?”
“Nothing.”
_”It’s worse than I thought.”_
time stamp?
LincolnsStuff 17:05
Alina F thanks
Best line in the video
This should literaly be a game on jackbox.
Did anyone notice how when Ted was speaking in a Australian accent he pointed to the sky and said satan as if heaven is below him because Australia’s upside down
No, it's because Australia is lower than hell
I’m slightly disappointed that Charlie didn’t get a card that said “I’m baby”
Veerle Loerakker i am baby
cursed
Veerle Loerakker he prolly wrote it
Schlatt: *Breathes*
Carson: "I diagnose you with Funny"
He was nervous because he just found out schlagg is in love with him
remember when youtube comments weren't filled with low-effort memes?
@@thomaseric5737 no
Thomas Formiga no
@@thomaseric5737 no
This is my roman empire.
Tell me about your roman empire
@@tad3546I think about this video quite often. It’s not my favorite Lunch Club video, nor is it my favorite video produced by any of these creators. However, three years ago, these 26 minutes played on loop in my head. I had very few friends, wasn’t very happy with my life, and it felt like Lunch Club was my escape from reality. I can’t really explain it, but this video was special to me. I still keep up with both Ted and Schlatt’s content and it’s amazing to see how they have grown.
@@cqurt That's oddly beautiful. When I was in a shit position similar to you, I always came back to this video as well, it just felt like hanging out with friends. I hope you're doing better for yourself now, thank you for sharing
@@tad3546 Thank you. I am doing astronomically better now but have found myself yearning for times of the past. I like to relive what is familiar and what feels like home. Like you said, it felt like hanging out with friends. I think that’s why I value this channel so much is because there is memory associated outside of it. Anyway, I’m glad I’m not the only one who comes back to these videos!
That's more or less exactly what I'm here for myself 😅
20:17 the absolute joy in Charlie’s voice when he figures out Mason is afraid of him makes me truly fear him. He is chaos given physical form.
*_Y O U R E N E V E R G O N N A B E R I G H T_*
*_Y O U R E A L W A Y S G O N N A B E W R O N G_*
travis reading the card wrong is just a travis energy moment
Shut the fuck up
Shut up, you mormon
@Baked Beans yeah-
Baked Beans they make me sad :( they’re mean
He literally forgot his own age so it is very traves
Ted calling schlatt an enigma is proof that no one knows schlatt but schlatt
I don't think even he knows at this point
Who says he knows himself?
Schlatt dosent even know himself
schlatt is monkey
Schlatt probably doesn't remember anything before A Tribute To Minecraft so he's as much of an enigma to himself as he is to us.
when schlatt doesn't have facial hair, he looks like he is 17 years old
Carson: *exists*
Everybody: That aged poorly
Carson: *exists*
Everyone: Let's bully him
@@draydra I don’t consider it bullying when he traded nudes with a minor and he’s merely getting told it’s wrong? He’s getting therapy now which is good and I hope he gets better, and some of the stuff said about him wasn’t deserved and passed the limits, but that doesn’t Justify his actions man :/
@@just_a_simp3991 im not talking about the drama and the allegations, chill
@@just_a_simp3991 ah yes 2 year difference
@@milanthemonke9001 no matter the age difference the girl he messaged was still under 18 so his actions aren’t justified :/
schlatt's unbelievably good acting is honestly terrifying
what do you mean acting?
shadow_soul 477 imagine being the 400th like
*Schlagg
Honestly yeah
He’s got lots of practice, being a fugitive and all.
I feel like Charlie’s default personality is a 90s funnily bad PSA, And schlatts default personality is that of a mobster from the 30s.
ngl charlie when he was traumatizing mason sounded like a rick and morty character
@@Username-1939t9 charlie mid-joke always ends up sounding like a rick and morty character
Traves is a sarcastic cocky 5 year old
wait what it's not 2030 yet??
They don’t call me magic fingers for nothin’
To this day, I still wonder what picture Schlatt showed to Ted when he said he had a picture of his talking cat on his pink camera...
10:52 If you pause it at the right time, Ted's just maniacally grinning at Charlie when he falls
These shows got cancelled for certain reasons
0:00 My Show with Dr. Carson
Episodes: 5(99 planned)
Cancel reason: as he said "I can't take this shit."
6:37 What the fuck is wrong with you? With Dr. Ted
Episodes: 3
Cancel reason: two/three reasons
1. Ted committed a satanic ritual and killed a person in result.
2. The microphone guy was fiddling with the dead body.
13:49 The Thing with Dr. Charlie
Episodes: 6
Cancel reason: assulted a patient.
21:00 Doctor with Dr. Travis
Episodes: 1
Cancel reason: he turned into Dr. Charlie.
23:05 My Doctor's Office(?) With Dr. Schlatt
Episodes: 1
Cancel reason: none, he had only one patient.
under appreciated
'He turned into doctor charlie'
Ah yes.
“none, he had only one patient”
I'd watch one with cooper
I just found out schlatts real name is Jonathan
oh no
oh no
oh no no no no no
I THOUGHT IT WAS JASON
Jojo
It's Jesus dude
Oh.
I love how Mason being scared of Charlie works in the context of Charlie going fucking insane due to his patients
Travis: Calls everyone in the room morons
Also Travis: Misreads Mormons as morons
If he didnt read it as morons it would be funny tho travis has comedy gold for being slow that's his charm
Honestly I misread it too
I was just laughing like crazy after I realized
Everyone in the room including himself 😂
I'm Mormon and it was hillarious
@@ethancate8462 Travis fears us bruh
"I can't think about it because I'd have to reflect on it."
that's one of the best puns I've heard from him
You can even see the second he thinks of it
It was so under appreciated 😭😭
Hard to top
“I think we’re killing it!, I’m trying to cope” that was also really good
Ted: I think the best solution is to just completely ignore it.
Even after 3 years, this still manages to be one of the funniest videos on CZcams.
the joy in charlie's face when he asks, "you scared of me?" truly terrifying.
Traves' misreading was funnier than the actual card itself.
i thought he was right i read the card the same
I just thought that he was calling Carson a morman
I was just thinking: "woah didnt know Carson was a mormon"
I was astounded that the house was filled with mormons that there are so many i was like how they get mormon everybody funny
Classic Traves!
I will forever cherish the moment when Charlie put Schlatt in a chokehold while pretending to be a psychologist on a fake tv show that was posted to CZcams
The best part of it all was schlatt just frantically saying “he’s baby”
Well when u put it that way...
do you still cherish it?
This comment caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard I choked. Extremely underrated
Why is no one talking about how good Ted and Noah’s is
Ted and Noah are underrated
One of my favorite segments in the whole video straight up
Now 3 years later, Jambo exists
3 years later,all of them are nothing but a memory.
@@Bruh-zs7jy Dont deep it
"what was your name again?"
"schlatt.."
"okay, schlagg"
Wolfers jshlagg BA BO BE BO BO BE BA BA BA BA BABE
Fun fact : in France schlag is an insult (yes, i'm a baguette eater)
In German 'Schlag' means 'punch' lmao
Schlatt: *goes from normal to vlogger in two seconds*
Carson: *whiplashed* w- what?
that edit was so fuckinf *chefs kiss*
Do you know what song he used for that part?
Star WolfQueen perfect opportunity to rick roll them 😔
Ethan: *Turns Australian*
Ted: *Uh oh*
wait it is Noah
Honestly this was my comfort video for when i needed a laugh but now watching this is just depressing
same...
SCHLATT WITH NO BEARD
SCHLATT WITH NO BEARD
“Diagnosing with fake illnesses”
Charlie: “I’m gay”
thanks
I_dont Exist you weren’t born? You were made?
Hey man, don’t make fun of people’s illnesses
Just Peach E. I’m confused on what this means
I_dont Exist your username is I_dont Exist. I was making a reference to the video based off of your username. It was shitty, I know
I think he's saying that cuz it's not an illness
Ted and Schlatt having a conversation radiates the most menacing and confusing energy imaginable.
They’re equal in power but opposite in personality and if they ever fought the world would explode from the sheer power.
Eye Phone it would be like pheb and big lion but if pheb was equal in power to big lion
One is scary in Minecraft
One is scary in general
Immovable object vs unstoppable force
@@Zlinky.4220 that was what really hit cooper
Charlie: "I'm gay!"
**That's all folks!**
Gaycicle
Ba bo bey bo ba ba
timestamp?
"What do you see?"
[Paper with 'NOTHING' written on it.]
"Nothing."
"It's worse than I thought."
Ted: "What was your name again?"
Schlatt: "Schlatt."
Ted: "Ok Schlag, um..."
Jschluck
Jslut
Semen
GaySchlatt
Gayshitt
I wish the American health care system operated like this.
It does lmfao 😂😂
@Rebecca Mason not quite free, came at the small cost of their sanity lol
@Rebecca Mason theyve still got a step up on us healthcare though 😂
this is how the american health care system works
schlatt predicted him getting jambo
Reminds me of simpler times
whenever carson interacts with schlatt he just turning into laughing mush. every word out of schlatt's mouth is a joke to carson
Every word out of schlatt's mouth is SPANISH to carson*
every word out of schlatt’s mouth is a joke*
im gonna piss on my cat*
That's what I thought as well, they have an amazing synergy XD
Didn't expect less, after all he won the comediant award
I love how being in love with CallMeCarson is a mental illness
symptoms include feeling "lost and confused"
flavortown baby oh no-
flavortown baby UH OH
It feels like being a passenger...in my own body...
Mia Malkova literally asked him out on a date
Jambo bullied schaltt before he even got him
BYE LMAOAOAOAOOAOA
Pain. Agony, even.
Suffering, if you will, tormenting, if you feel so inclined
I love how terrible their Australian accents are and then Ted switching to his native tongue
Where’s he from?
@@roidyroid Hell.
@Clara Li I live in Massachusetts and I can confirm it is worse than fucking hell itself
I'd rather not go to Ohio, infact I have 0 plans of going to Ohio due to a past experience I've had. But yeah fuck Ohio as well
@@hel-bells1264 yo what wrong with Ohio?
I like how this looks like a nice modern room and then there's just a diamond sword
Sprinkles The Unicorn are you implying that the diamond sword isn’t formal
The diamond sword is modern
The diamond sword is the best part
Sprinkles The Unicorn
It’s called *decor* look it up
Sprinkles The Unicorn so it’s still just a modern room?
Holy shit I'm only now realizing how prophetic Schlatt and Ted's but was, with Schlatt being bullied by his cat and Ted calling him Schlagg
it was funny when they cut off the part where Charlie fell
Traves reading “Mormons” wrong was so dam funny
Dam? Like as in a beaver dam? I do agree it was so dam funny.
Funneh!
Mr. Purple it made me laugh so hard I was crying 😂😂
Thats the hardest ive seen carson laugh since gta v
I thought it was morons too lol
Mr. Purple I kinda expected that coming
schlatt legit looks like he's that one therapist with weird secret story
Fraglaj he’s just the weird person with a story in the room at every event or situation
His secret story is when he hung a baby with a wii remote
@Juhcobess Then he diagnosed the baby’s parents with crippling depression
shlatt pulling "my cat bullies me and ruined my life" was foreshadowing
Charlies trip that just looks like a animation glitch makes the fall 5x funnier.
Charlie: "I'm gonna die"
Carson: "Why"
Charlie "We're all gonna die"
Carson " *oh no* "
Carson should just flat out replace DR Phil
He's saying more meaningful things in 1-3 words than Dr.Phil could say in a whole paragraph.
oo a butterfly
This has the same energy of a Highschool presentation that you do with your friends, with everyone trying their hardest not to laugh while acting the skit.
Comical _Sans I want to do this.
While the teacher commends the other students for being smart, their comment about these guys is "always puts smiles on their classmates' faces" or "always makes class interesting".
21:00
I seriously wish that could be the same case in college.
The confusion that Ted felt when Charlie told him to take off his glasses was readable and contagious.
This video has the best opening ever
"What's wrong with you? tell me what's wrong with you."
"I'm gay."
charlie without glasses is so strange, its like his head was built for eyewear.
wulfrvm That’s what happens after a long time of wearing them
Same
I can relate ;-;
schlatt looks so young without the chops bruh
He looks B A B Y
He really does
he litteraly looks like a different person
He is just two different peopl
I mean hes only 21
Schlatt and Carson have such a funny vibe, it’s a shame we’ll probably never get more content of the two of them
Even though it was short-lived I really miss this iconic channel and its potential. I wonder what they’d all be doing together now if things didn’t go the way they did
Chuckle Sandwich is the best we've got 😔
Carson: Hey.
Schlatt: Hey.
Carson: My folder's upside down.
Schlatt: -My life's upside down.-
For a moment I thought schlatt said wife..
@@oneeyed4280 My wife's upside down
Haha! I also watched the video
@@FrumpDump The Cooking Mama Babysitting Wii video was just foreshadowing this.
Schlagg was found dead the next day, all that was found in his home was blood and writings all over the wall saying: “should’ve listened.” The writings looked like scratches from a cat’s claws.
What the fuck that’s an actual horror movie right there
This makes it so much creepier when I read it while your profile picture is in the corner of my eye
@@sock_puppets a penguin?
@@konpeitojellie A duck, actually. A fascist duck, but a duck nonetheless.
The wall says “stitches get stitches bitch”
I like how when Charlie finds out someone is scared of him, he starts terrorizing them
Carson: What is wrong with you, tell me
Slime: I'm *Gay*
The fact that Travis acted the most human confuses me.
Almost ASMR Yeah, but, I also love how when he was the “Doctor” it just read “Doctor,” kinda like he produced this show himself, and the whole “right on da head” bit was hilarious.
peroh take it back 🔫🗡
Almost ASMR “me doctor. Come” yes very human indeed
peroh please despawn
@peroh *thicc
Why is slimecicle so good at being awkward
It just isn't an Act
Gamer Gamer bc he is
@@kadnxo6692 no, it isn't an act. He's a hostage
Why is he so good at being dead
He's fucking dead Sarah, get over it.
i refuse to believe this was only 2 years ago
it is almost 3 but its not may yet
Traves misreading 'Mormons' as 'Morons' is still one of my favourite fucking things
15:45 Schlatt yelling “HES BABY” K I L L E D ME
I have never lauged so hard at that part until you pinted out he said that lol
Its so accurate its honestly scary
Just like he killed the baby
oh my god i didn’t even notice that
Dude I heard that and also d I e d
“What is this?”
“That’s Cuba”
A visible frown spreads across Schlatt’s face
When you see a country that isn't capitalist >:(
When you see a country that isn’t communist >:(
When you see a country >:(
When you see >:(
When you >:(
it still hurts lol
Honestly tho, I can't see him without feeling so off its sucks :(
These guys are great. I hope no one in the group did something that hurt the rest of the group and will leave everyone distraught for the rest of their lives.
dating a 17 year old at 19 really isnt up there with 'things that will traumatize me for the rest of my life'
Yeah I hope they don’t die aswell
@@Tulip_bip nah I feel like finding out one of ur close friends is a groomer is pretty bad :/
@@neomawzz
he didn't groom anyone
@@neomawzz their situation is legal in some states.. Romeo and Juliet law
I just love:
“Ok where did it go?”
And in just the most worried voice Cooper goes
“Bring it back...”
Tboy57 Gaming I also like that part where Charlie says there’s a rabbit in the hat and cooper says there isn’t one. He broke character and Charlie’s just like 0o0
Camille 17:02
Camille bruh that’s the wrong time stamp 🤦♂️
Unless u thought replying to other dude should be done without specifying
Camille 16:46
When he says god hit him I literally cried😂
When Schlatt’s the doctor and he interviews Carson whilst wearing Carson’s glasses, the camera on Carson is blurred. I just thought that was the funniest shit ever.
Not your Business czcams.com/video/45Fnj0POs-I/video.html when the doctor
Not your Business dude I realised that and I laughed for like 2 minutes straight
Wait that was intentional???
Brilliant!
gave u 1k hehe
Around 23:20 if y’all want it
I died when Charlie tackled schlatt
charlie: “what was that?? who hit you??”
cooper: “god.”
Timestamp?
@@hotpikachu 17:18
R.I.P Charles "Slimecicle" Slimecicle. He died as he lived: gay and dead.
i used to watch these on repeat but now it just makes me sad
Charlie’s fall made me WHEEZE. I was not expecting that. 😂
“What do you see”
“Nothing”
“This is worse than I thought”
I love charlie and cooper
Their friendship is underrated
I like charlie a bit more tbh
This made me laugh way too fucking hard
Charlie and Travis were funny af too. Their sense of humour fits really well together
Obi Wan my master!
Is no one going to talk about how Charlie kept trying to get his patients to eat cotton balls?
can't blame him, they're delicious
Like buddie from elf
That's not normal?
shit i thought they were marshmallows
THE WORST PART IS THAT HE ATE ONE AS WELL
i love how some of the problems like being afraid of death and mirrors are there because they are legitimate fears, but then there are also problems like "im in love with callmecarson" and "my cat keeps calling me ugly"
"I'm gay"
They're- they're both Schlatt problems... Coincidence? I THINK NOT
@@mold3314 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@chaples_ my conclusion;
Schlatt is a God so powerful his problems are far beyond our understanding of how they could actually be problems
my love for schlatt and ted is insurmountable