I Put The Largest Empires In History On One Map & Broke Earth - Eu4
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2019
- Today I put the largest empires throughout history in one time period at their greatest extent... It got wild.
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Sorry the video is late, probably because it's so god damn LONGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Hey iSorrowproductions there is some guy called ISP copying you and trying to steal your ideas be careful!
I love Mongoria
almost 20 minutes
500k sub we get a 20 minutes video
Get better ideas isp
Eu4 politics video when.
ISP: Hong Kong doesn’t even exist
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@@ala1448 damn
how is shi jingping gonna watch isp now
@@ala1448 yo why is the police at my door wtf?
@@ala1448 Okay mate, i REALLY didnt need the chinese secret police bashing down my door
“Britain is just drinking tea and subjugating the natives, meanwhile Europe is on fire”
Spot on description of the entire of British history.
Then attacks former big powers after they are already face down in the mud. This is the most historically accurate video in ISP.
Yeah Britain learned that in 1940
BOOM AfRoBoi what
Yeah let those stupid continentals do what they do while your drink your tea and then, hope to god they don't get big enough they realise the rest of the world exists. Then when they do, have a break down and go after them
@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 that basically is it, its why britain guaranteed belgium. Britains whole european policy has been defend the small countries to stop the big countries from getting too powerful
They dont do it because they care about the small countries they do it because if the big countries get too powerful then theyll go after britain
Play as Congo and conquer Belgium with cavalry only
*_Y e s_*
omg yes
How could the Congolese people direct horses when they don’t have any hands?
They have legs, that is enough.
@@ddiamond6535 too soon dude
Rome: Moves Capital to Macedonia and immediately gets hit with 4000 ducats of debt. Coïncidence? I think not.
@American Nyan Also Spain may have taken alot of money from them.
@American Nyan
The joke
You
Macedonia is Greek confirmed
As a Spanish myself I'm not at all surprised that Spain went from 100 to 0 in a second and burst into flames instantly, we're great at it.
Denam it's surprising but we only had one actual civil war, but we had always had some insurrection, uprising, independence or succession war. It's disappointing.
As someone from a Spanish Colony, yes I agree.
Man, I love everything about Spain, except language.
*Spanish-American war intensifies*
Cuántos españoles viendo ISP.
"Brazil has come to save the Spanish."
*Literal blasphemy.*
ISP: "Half of them (the largest empires) are just different names for China".
*Doesn't put any China (except maybe Mongolia, which isn't technically China) on the map at all*
Well...actually Mongolia can count as China if we take the Yuan Dinasty in consideration...
Who's this ISP everyone talks about?
I'm referring to iSorrowProductions here, but be careful, there's a guy out there who is trying to steal iSorrow's identity and calls himself ISP.
@@majesticed9329This is just "Mongolia" not the great Yuan, so I don't think it's technically China.
@@alexshi1679 Oh thanks dude, I'll keep it in mind.
:Largest Empires
:Has Switzerland on the map.
Switzerland invicta
Why does this guy sound like ISP?
That One Guy it’s because isorrowproductions steals content from ISP
It's a fucking mistery Mr. Sherlock
That One Guy because its isp🤦♀️🤦♀️
Stealthy Ow r/woooosh
He probably has some kind of program to make his voice sound like ISP so ISP's subscribers cant tell the difrence and sub to this fraud smh
Italian Empire
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*No edits later...*
Roman Empire?
Pizza Hut?
Hotel? Trivago?
**Vandals have entered the chat** \ *User:Mussolini On Wheels!*
@@elythas128 *Trivago* sounds like a #BillieEilish song name
The intro hasn't aged well
I second this
I third this
I thought it was pretty based
?
RIP BOI
"Hong Kong doesn't even exist"
Chinese government smiles
Nice
*Local Iberian Empire literally too angry too die*
"One good thing about this war though, is that during it I have invented the printing press, or at least embraced it. probably because we needed a more efficient way to write down the casualty lists!"
And....subscribed...
11:33 - timestamp to the qoute
Well that intro didn't age well
Those Romans sure do lose alot. Are you sure they aren't the Byzantines?
My mother just heard the phrase “I’M A CUCKOLD” loudly blare from my phone.
Thank you, ISP.
9:23
ISP: "What is this war even about?"
Game: "Why, it's the Spanish Conquest, of Corse!"
That coughing intro aged well
ISP: "That's the 5th war between Spain and France..."
ISP:"Why is that?"
EU4:"The Spanish Conquest, of course."
* I am waiting for my Oscar, thank you. *
*Sees Spain has the Netherlands again*
Every Dutch person in the world just shuddered
Aaand we lost it again after Protestantism hits. As usual.
But they still praise our king in their anthem
The only one that can beat the spanish are the spanish. Really accurate.
We take things seriously.
*Armada*
@@ezrabarker5173 Counter-Armada
@@5psx the entire 80 years war
"Mongolia mongsploded, and then Mongoria, out of the mongsplosion, mongroshplosioned."
Godzila had a stroke trying to read this and then fucking died
Sooner or later there will be a video called "I gave cavemen nukes to replace their clubs and had them go up against Poland the size of Russia."
Pretty much
@@captaincrunchtime4058 It scared me how close I was when he came out with that one video, just a couple thousand years of or so.
yes indeed i remember the portuguese-prussian union
yes this is normal
Im not swedish but i do remember that sweden was a empire, during europe 1600 everyone used ikea furniture
Pablo Boyero Sabaton intensifies
*Great Britain is 10808 pounds in debt*
13 colonies: *ah shit, here we go again*
0:51 is my new notification sound
Why did I press that time stamp 20 times just to hear it 20 times
Do another Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Episode
He will just turn into angory tom and only release those vids for a month
ISP gave you shillitus, we did it bois
Intro is cursed in the context of 2020.
Stop stealing ISP's identity you ruffian!
Stop stealing ruffian's identity you ISP!
Stop Ruffian Identity ISPS Stealing!
Ruffian you identity’s ISP stealing stop!
Stop stealing the identity of a parrot you human.
Save name: "Soviet Union uWu- 1 January, 1263"
That's from previous video
I think you used the annex instead of integrate command, so the ai wasnt able to core everything
That explains how Mongols insta-died to rebels
anglos be like sure owning 1/4th of the world sounds nice but we gotta protect poland lol
who were in the wrong anyway.
@@gabrieleberle4422 that's debatable
@@cyberavenger8668 Danzig was German, Halisia-Volhynia and Brest are Russian and Vilnius is Lithuanian.
(Russian as in East Slavic)
@@gabrieleberle4422 yeah I know that.... (Didn't know about Brest) but I don't know the point your going for.
@@cyberavenger8668 germany was right to demand Danzig. and Poland was wrong to refuse.
Paradox mega campaign at 450k?
Another one?
he already did a mega campaign
A mega-mega campaign (with Stellaris)
It now begins with Rome
@@math3000 e p I c
ISP: *makes exactly 1 video about BOI from Imperator Rome*
Also ISP: *designs a shirt and promotes it for the next 50 videos*
360p best quality
(jokes aside, always a good day with another ISP vid)
Who is this ISP imposter you speak off?
That ain't ISP
C u A L i T I c O n t E N T
@@rosierivera678 shit you right sorry. ISorrowProductions*
In my game I once got a PU over Great Britain.... Turns out they also had a debt of 10000 and I had to pay for it so they can actually help in a war
i sorrow had corona before it was cool
Dying of sickness in the intro has not aged well
"Invading Poland used to be a bummer, now its just damn therapeutic" Happy German/Russian noises
Wait, how the hell does Newfoundland own most of Canada? Were we overwhelmed by their fishing industry?
The beginning is just forshadowing
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Should have named this "EU4: Historical Empires Battle Royale"
Honestly, the custom nation stuff is one of the most enjoyable series on here. Next maybe try a years of rice and salt themed one? There are some maps you can use if you google it and though it’s a bit of effort you can probably get some good memes out of it.
Rome basically just became Byzantium.
ISP spreading Covid before it was cool 😎
This intro aged like fine wine
Oh i thought he predicted Corona virus there in the beginning 🤣
The intro hits different now
The random province dev kinda kills the central theme of the video for me
Rome would curbstomp everybody even more if he hadn't...keep in mind that Italy is EU4's teen with wide waist and massive boobs (very developed).
Dude had corona early af
That joke at the beginning has aged where
He did not form Germany, therefore I am....
ANGER
*_A N G E R N O I S E S_*
You forgot the Empire of Ulm
I sure am a fan of Hungroslovakia.
0:13 ISP already had COVID since that time?
A world where all the great empires still exist and prussia still does what it wants
This video came on my recommended,
The one comment, one good thing about this war that during it I have invented the printing press or at least embraced it probably because we needed a more efficient way to write down the casualty list got yourself a subscriber
Poland: *makes distressed noises*
Isp: Largest empires
My mind: Largest senpais
I put Alex the Ramblers hairline on a hoi4 map and couldn’t see anything
I feel so mischievous, isorrow hates playing eu4, however I only watch the eu4 videos. I directly control him
Maybe it would have been a better idea to use extended timeline? It adds stuff like Hong Kong as provinces, which would have been useful.
Hey I dont normally comment but this will be one of the few I ever do. I want to just say thanks for being such a funny and amazing guy for the past year and a half ive been watching you. Ive essentially watched your videos daily. At wost a few times a week and I have loved most of them. I even bought myself a trucking to moscow t- shirt. However soon I am going to be taking a long break from watching your videos.
As of tomorrow I am leaving for basic training and I just want to say thanks for all the great laughs and amazing content.
Jesus that beginning did not age well
Watching this intro nowadays is a bit... Scary.
Its the corona schlittus everyone
Britain: Sits back and sips tea while subjugating the natives
The Continent: On Fire
Me: Sounds accurate
holy fuck ISP predicted the Corona Virus at the start, we missed the message he was trying to warn us!
Maybe it would have been more historically accurate to give the Korean peninsula to the Japanese, since Mongolia never conquered Corea. (Supposing that puppet state doesn't count as conquering)
ISP will girls go to bed with me when I buy BOI T-Shirt?
No, but men might.
Because you are already cheating on our great boi iSorrowProductions with that filthy gutterrat ISP. Don't try to deny it either, you just said HIS FILTHY SLOUGHISTANI NAME.
Traitor.
Dunno about "girls", but virgins for sure...
i'd pay 1$ to see an entire 30-minute EUIV isp video.
That thumbnail with the British debt might as well be a modern headline
This video was just Spain destroying France for years until their colonies rebeled and their empire was immediately destroyed entirely
And to think that a year ago Britain being 10000 in debt was so unusual that you put in in the thumbnail...
Really enjoyed this one, more stuff like this in future please
that first joke aged badly
Therapist: Hungroslovakia isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
*H U N G R O S L O V A K I A :*
Lol when its mid-march 2020 and he starts the video with coughing. ISP can predict the future
Got cornovirus early
Ngl the boi t-shirt is one of the best merch tees made this year and will be the first piece of yt merch I've ever bought at 22 years old
The “I’m sick” skit at the beginning has NOT aged well.
Do a Hoi4 T-34 only world conquest
Idk why but id love to see a fail video where isp gets absolutely wrecked by the npcs!
Are you sure it was shillitus???😂
360p Q U A L I T Y
17:32 Its not a surprise at all. Our Empire endures.
Lvl 1 Teutonic Knight: p-pweze don't hurt me spain-senpai uwu
Lvl 50 Prussia: You might have won this time Spain, but this isn't even my final form!
Lvl 100 PRUSSIAN EMPIRE: *Prussia's Glory intensifies as you burn down Madrid*
That's how Germany Works.
As a Spanish I approve this
What happened to SCP better known as Scantily Clad Productions
HE FORCED SPAIN TO RETURN PORTUGAL'S CORES!
REJOICE!
I gave this video a like and added it to my favourites playlist.
The Admiral you are a fricking delusional
Hungro-Slovakia. Best thing I’ve heard all day
Be careful around Ferghana, 'cause I heard something about it being Transoxiana.
Ok CZcams. I finally watched this damn video, now give me more.
What if soviet union and luxembourg swapped in HOI4
An iSorrowproductions upload is how I find out a day has ended
Sad that portugal wasnt included
liking all these recent eu4 vids