School Reunions | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2020
- There's a reason why you don't keep in contact with some of your mates from school.
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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Peter Kay is a treasure. His jokes are based around Northern working class family experiences usually from a few decades back. I hope that younger folk, Southerners and other folks around the world can catch the accent, understand the dialect and relate to the experiences because he's soooooooo funny and his humour is absolutely good-hearted, everybody should be able to access it.
Can I just pity the poor teachers at Mount St Joseph High School having both Peter and Paddy at the same time.
i would have took on The ruler every day , to spend the time with them two .Laughing Endlessly at school ,would have made it for me .Sod the job 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paddy lives off Peter’s fame , not funny and never will be.
@@andybrown169 - Never knew you felt so strongly about it Andrew!
@@MegaHooper25 its always the Andys making the Andrews look bad. SMH lol
@@andybrown169 shouldn't you be playing with buzz lightyear
He brings a breath of fresh air to comedy, is not vulgar, swearing, smutty, needs no vile speaking to encourage laughter, just plain and down to earth reality, presented in a very lively manner
Sure 7:54
Yh but vulgar swearing smutty and vile speaking are hilarious
Well, he is a bit smutty, but it's just a bit, he has just the right touch
He is just a natural comedian. Far batter than any swearing or smut. Just good LOL humour.
any teachers in tonight?
ay, ay, don't shout! Put your hands up!
one rule for you......
Always double standards with teachers.
@@terrortower666 in primary we had a teacher who always drank Diet Coke in lesson when we weren’t allowed fizzy drinks it was torture
"We had humans they weren't all nuns" - so underrated!
ha wow do u know they are not better off so stop with ur firles
@@suavecito6582 ... what?!
@@naomidixon4640 remember to avoid the stick
My
Suave Cito I op
Love how he takes the Mickey out of his mate Paddy McGuinness 🤣🤣
Love how all is comedy is based on real life times so people can actually relate to it! Brilliant!
One of the best observational-ist comics ever :)
I am exactly the same age as him so I can definitely relate to everything he says.
@@lennywebb6740 I am a lot older but I'll never forget the nuns at our school in Leeds either One of them was nice but the other one only ever happy when dishing out the cane
@@elephantsmemory3142 I live in Huddersfield mate so I know Leeds well.
Exactly so.
The line 'If it'd been an inch lower, it would have been instant death' always has me crying with laughter.
Same here, it’s one of my GFs favourite lines out of all of his material 🤣
@@wozman93 yeh, wrong hole. Up the bum. She'll love it.
"I'll kill her I'll feckin' kill her, where's me shatterproof ruler?" - Best call back in comedy history.
Fine rain soaks you through
*_"Let the thick see the table!"_* never gets old.
Went to school with him and everything Peter Kay is such a comedic legend
xXxJack xXx you do realise I was quoting Peter Kay saying he went to school with Paddy McGuinness
@@Kas58223 I went to school with Peter as well. You were at the think table trying to get some taste of the fizzy sweets from whats-her-name? You were her boyfriend.
Pentu Plove he literally said he was quoting the video
@@Kas58223 lmao I totally forgot I'm so sorry the comment has been removed sorry !
I really miss you on the TV come back soon
He's ill
@@JakeBWFC what’s actually up with him tho?
@@_.-_Crimpy-_..-. bloody hell, hope not
@@_.-_Crimpy-_..-. wasn’t it his Grandma that got I’ll, not him?
Both his Nana and Mother both passed within a year and it emotionally ruined him, like it would any of us. I don’t blame him if he doesn’t want to come back.. especially with the way the world is and how everything is deemed offensive nowadays
“Someone’s thrown a shatterproof ruler at Carol Farrel!” cracks me up every single time.
no san i believe no stam so shut up now
where do you get your kicks? Casualty?
Guarantee everyone that didnt like Peter in school brags they were mates back in school now
Many comedians seem like they were an arse as a kid. But I can't imagine Peter being unlikeable.
without a doubt
Stalwart shinobi. Without a doubt!
RW Lynch He’s most probably always been quick witted and great at poking fun, so I imagine that without the maturity, he could well have been a charismatic verbal bully to other kids. It wouldn’t make him a dick, it’s just difficult to be humble when you’re a kid and everyone thinks your hilarious.
Without A Doubt
"He took us on a geography field trip to the graveyard to see his wife."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We had real teachers, too. Humans. They weren't all nuns". Brilliant.
I went to a high school reunion years ago and I was the only one who turned up. What a blast...
It was on a Wednesday ya clown
You can watch these videos over and over again...He is still as hilarious as ever...Love Peter Kay!!!
Funny? As a weight lifter with a dose of the runs in the Olympics gold championship
I’m saying every joke word for word and still crying with laughter
@@Samld1200 He is a funny guy, and his jokes will forever live on, he's one of those comedians, who doesn't mind revealing his life in a funny way
@@astragreen Have you no sense of humour?
I remember a kid being told by the teacher once - "Stop muttering."
He replied, "I wasn't muttering, I was talking."
Teacher, "Don't argue with me."
Kid, "What's the matter - can't you tell the difference between talk and mutter?" And this was at the time of the Stork margerine advert where the line was, "You can't tell the diffference between Stork and butter."
Once upon a time they would have received a crack
What happened ?
Just a comedic genius. His observations are uncanny. Everything he says you can relate to.
He is my all time favourite comedian. No-one touches or comes even comes close to him. I watched this concert on DVD and this part of his show literally had me laughing so hard that I began to struggle with breathing. I had to leave the room and go into my garden to try and calm my breathing, but I kept thinking of the thick table and the laughing started again. It took me a good 20 minutes to gather myself and return to watch the remainder of the DVD. I can say without any doubt, that Peter Kay is thee best comedian to grace our screens and concert stadiums. The range of characters he has created and sitcoms are just pure magic.
Absolutely genius isn't he?
This is so funny. 😅😂😊
Yeh Peter is great but the master of comedians was Lee Evans
he's shite mate
@@johnwainwright1813 You're out of your mind. Lee Evans is absolutely terrible.
A total comic genius. LEGEND.
Please come back Peter we all miss you so much. You are simply the best we all need to have a good laugh. Love you xxxx❤❤❤❤
We need him to come back and help us all laugh about bloody covid and face masks and hand sanitisers... come on Peter...
"YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU" !!!!!
Hello.... How are you doing today?
@@lorrainewadsworth6977 hello.... How are you doing today?
Bolton Legend, National Treasure!
Teachers with amnesia was so funny, “Who do you think you are?” “Who am i?” SILENCE WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME! God i love this man, makes me proud to be a Boltoner.
It's not often I can't breath for laughing, but this was definitely one of those times. Absolutely bloody hilarious. Thank you Mr Kay.
Omg I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed pal 😂
Me too. 😊😂😅
This guy is brilliant much love and respect from South Africa
I liked teachers with amnesia "who do you think you are?" Just a legend - love him!
Peter’s gift of laughter has no end. His genius is amazing. Putting together an endless steam of experiences that we’ve mostly all done, and highlighting the right mental side of them, one after the other. 😎👍
"..endless steam" 🤷♂️ not right you ya know..
@@sub101It's a typo, get over it.
😂@@markseymour8365
I went to my 10 year school reunion in 2013, I wasn’t even going to go but a mate convinced me. Pete is absolutely right, there’s a reason I kept in touch with certain people and not others. If I didn’t like them in school when I had to see them I wasn’t going to like them 10 years later.
Take it some proper arseholes haha
I didn't keep in touch with anyone after I left 😅
Very true. I saw a girl I went to school with years after I left school. Not at a reunion but she was vile to me at school and when she tried to speak to me like we were best buddies I couldn’t really be bothered.
@@SamuelBlack84I'm glad I'm not the only one who did that.
One of Britains best.
Never a dull moment with our Peter.
Haha, he got those teachers good with that remark about not shouting out. Superb.
That teacher one was 👌🏻💯
Peter Kay is without a doubt the best stand up EVER he thinks of things in such a unique way
Check out Kevin Bridges. He's very funny too
Peter Kay has about 4 hours of material and he has been recycling it constantly since 1999.
Do you remember Spangles, what were all that about? Peter Kay is comedy for people that aren't really into comedy.
Who remembers Opal Fruits. They're Starburst now. What were all that about?
Pills and Thrills. - I’m not into comedy so he is mega funny to me. Spangles jokes suck
@@pillsandthrills.399 Mardy arse!!!
@@bernicewade9796 I believe Bernard manning is the best i have ever seen but Peter kay is brilliant also
The reason they made shatterproof rulers back in the Day was, the old wooden ones used to break all the time when Teachers hit you with them.
I'm from Bolton and that school is definitely St Josephs, I went to the brother school run by monks... Who's bloody idea was that? 😂
Great, Peter Kay NEVER disappoints!!! "I love Teachers with Amnesia"! Every moment makes my sides hurt with laughing!! Needed this...great Medicine for the Soul...Thanks Mr Kay...Best Wishes from Germany!!
😁😁😁😁😁
OH GOD THE SPARE KIT BOX!!! smelled like decades worth of sweat 😆
“Bang , shatterproof”
This is all so relatable 😂😂😂😂 covering jotters with crappy wall paper or wrapping paper and the 1 liners teachers used to come out with 😂😂 classic 👌
Yeah, we specially got one of those huge sampler wallpaper books from some shop so all 3 of us could back all our books. It was quite fun trying to find the coolest wallpaper pattern to use.
We were playing army round the headstones 😂😂😂
No matter how many times I watch he still makes me smile 💗😁
The man
Have you seen the "misheard song lyrics"?
That shit has me pissing 😂
@@nodafy yes its hilarious 😂 he's too funny!
Wish he would come back!
I was in primary school in the 90s and I swear we had loads of this same stuff!! Reminding me of so much stuff I forgot haha
Seen Peter live 3 times never gets old this stuff just so relatable lol
I can still remember all my 40 classmates from my Primary School on S E London in 1963 when I was 9 and I communicated only last week with a Guy from my Grammar School Year in S E London from 1965 and we got 86 out of the 90 pupils in our year. LOL
Yeah it's almost as if some aspects of schooling are pretty similar whenever you go!
This brought back many memories of my school days
Someone's throwing up sawdust over here 😂😂😂
Jason Patel! LMFAO
A very funny man who started building his act from about 6 years of age
Putting your coat on, really discreetly, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Thank you Peter Kay. Kx
Absolute genius. Seen this so many times I can repeat it word for word. So good!
Nowt going on in your life then.. 🤷♂️
Nobody does it better, Peter
School reunions…. Another brilliant show
I'm sooooooooooo looking forward to Peter kays next stand up comedy tour.
Here's hoping
he stopped ages aho
@@harrybaxter9458 and going back in tour
VASHNA NERADA pretty certain he isn’t he’s old now
sorry to dissapoint you but he has retired from touring
When you bump in to someone from school, who didn't give you the time of day back then, but now they try and talk to you like you were best mates. And your like, do you even remember school?
Nosy buggars adding you on facebook when you haven't spoken in 15 years. Weren't tha friend then, ain't tha friend now.
Just love him and have missed him, as a teacher he doesn’t tell jokes he tells it how it is 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧
Comedy genius.
Oh aye back ya books woodchip 😂
Sister Matic is another underrated gag
Best comedian ever love ya Mr Kay ❤
“SILENCE when your talking to me!” 😂😂😂
Hello.... How are you doing today?
How is your day going?
No matter how many times you watch these videos I still laugh 😂
Hello.... how are you doing today?
So to be clear no matter how much I watch these videos you still laugh 😮
“Silence when you speak to me!”
Spike Milligan
Correct.
Very clever and talented man
OMG. Tears of joy. Haven't laughed outloud in months! I ♥️ PK
Hello.... how are you doing today?
You are one of the few comediens who dont make prejudice jokes and are truly comical. please come back. x
Hello..... How are you doing today?
I'm a teacher ,"don't shout out, put your hands up"
Brilliant.
Great whenever you need a pick me up he is the medicine.Brilliant .
Yup
Hello.. how are you doing today?
Oh come back Peter, we miss you. I've never laughed so much - you're the best xx
Nah Kevin Bridges is the better.
@@Girl-101 Nah he isn't.
I've watched these a thousand times....and I'm still dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your holding on then!
I actually have almost been ill 😂 laughing at this.
To call this hilarious would be an understatement! 😂😂😂
Peter Kay has to be the funniest comedian EVER in the UK! Absolutely side splitting! Love him x 😂😂👏👏💙
Beaker/ cordial , I love those words. Peter Kay's the best😂
Holy goat of a motherless cow i would sure like to see him on swedish soil!! UK comidians are the best there is . Ever since i saw " The hunt for the holy grail " as a youngster i have been a huge fan of UK sense of humour and it has never gone away, it get stronger the older i got and I am now in my late fourt-ish!
That was a classic start to your comment, Marcus! Made me chuckle.
@@sweetlikechocolate437 thank you ! Things like that contantly pops up in my head and I'm somewhat alike Chandler Bing of the comedyshow " Friends" . If I gets into my head I just have to let it out 'cos if i don't I will probably explode and become a new planet in a furious orbit around earth...
Check out Billy Connolly if you haven't already:)
We need a back to back Lee Evans and Peter kay show
I can literally relate to everything he says 🤣🤣
Gffffy
The packing up ritual lol. I had that down to a fine art! Given all the phrases teachers use they must have gone to the same training college with the same lecturers!
The edging off the chair got me! I’d forgotten I used to do that, lol!
I remember when the technology teacher wheeled in the big TV & went in the staff cubby hole in between two classrooms for a cuppa. He came back to find that someone had switched the channel & we'd been watching Rab C Nesbitt all lesson.
did he say reet ya bastards
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
We had the 'big telly' during English to watch Thatcher's resignation. Happy days!
The best thing to out of Bolton
This guy is brilliant! I wish Netflix would put reruns of his sitcoms on here in America. Peter is by far the best comedian I have ever heard. I'm so sick of the so called comedians in the states that only know how to insult our President, and pure filth coming from their mouths. Peter is just funny, he is a gifted comedian. The UK is so lucky to have him!
Yes, yes we are 😂
Thank god for that
He's actually American so... People only think he comes from Bolton UK. He hates presidents too. And goldfish.
lol yeh I always wanted to be first one out, can remember putting my pencils away now! Swimming was best, it finished early, I'd be out the door like a sunbeam through a shadow and straight home to my mum, I miss her so much!
I love that expression, " I'd be outta there like a sunbeam through a shadow."
@@darryldarwent3676 Thank you, not sure how that came to me lol, from my heart probably.
5:42 to 5:49 has me in stitches every time. Hilarious 😂
I don’t want to see you floating round school 😂
Was I the only one who heard the instrumental to “the real slim shady”
*Ooh 10+ minut video, spoiling us Peter*
One of my all-time favourites honestly, please come back to tv soon!
Pure comedy gold.
Peter Kay there reminding people of things they’d previously known but forgotten they were aware of anymore
Never forget J D never forget ,that's why we all Love peter .reminds us all , that's why we laugh 😂
@@genokemp2433 lol I was quoting Bob Mortimer on shooting stars 😁
Siamese cats reunion 😂😂
These are fantastic memories, Peter.
I've been out of school for 35 years and I've never been to any of my class reunions. High school was like being in prison and I don't have any desire to see those people. I fucking hated them.
Never related to a comment more
We’re you bullied Paul ?
Paul i went to that reunion ,the girls ,more lad's if im honest🤦♂️ 30 years ago and some 🤦♂️why would í be bothered now 🤦♂️i married the lollipop lady 🤦♂️as if 🤣
Paul ,you are missing out trust me ,It's a shocker what people look like and great to see people you actually remember ,Only went to 2 but it's a great laugh ,i even remembered the girl who picked her nose and wiped it under the table like it was going out of fashion 🤣And she was there on the first one ..and i reminded her ,poor Lady didn't know where to look but the rest of us was in tears ,and her eventually 🤣
Face tube. Brilliant I’m watching this on youbook
I just love this man! 🤣
“Jason Patel like tha🥴”
As soon as he goes on the chair as he stands up"How did I f****** get up here"🤣🤣
The shatter proof rulers bit got me 😂😂😂😂😂
Our maths master used to say, "Be quiet and LISTEN! I don't know... Every time I open my mouth, some damn fool speaks."
He knew we knew he knew what he was on about, so nobody got killed.
He is so funny because every single thing he says we can relate too, have experienced ourselves, but cannot admit to.. he is our mouthpiece
I always thought how lucky those kids were that were in the same class as Peter Kay because they must of all had a great time. This guys is definitely one of my favourite comedians I hope to see him on stage in the future.
Margaret Guest you were lucky 🍀 unfortunately I got bullied all through high school and through the years of five and six it was so bad that I was transferred to a private school for a year. There was only one boy who was nice too me in year six and his name was George Beech.
Have you got a time machine?
@@sub101 no why have you?
@@DisneyPrincess92 No. I was just wondering how you planned to get to the future. Are you called Marty?
"Who remembers food?"
I'm watching this again, n laughing my tits off, n the dogs going nuts 😅🤣