"Look son, maybe it ain't got that 'new car smell', but at least ya know it handles right and won't break down on ya. Shoot, we've even taken it 'round the block a few times just ta test it out fer ya. And hey, better ya spend a little on a used model _now,_ and git used ta all the road hazards, than shell out fer the _expensive_ ones that'll just leave ya in the dust first time that 'check engine' light pops on."
That was my thinking too. My daughter dated a boy for a sec that wouldnt get within 20 ft of me at the store. She dumped him a week later cause i was making so much fun of the boy.
@@wtfreed7576sounds more of a you problem than a him. Honestly seems like a case of tell dad we broke up and stay with them behind your back. Making fun of a kid for being a little scared to meet you, shows more about your character than it does his and yours ain't to good.
@matthewhulsey4702 He probably wants to make sure his daughter dates a man who can defeat him in hand to hand, out wrestle a gator *and* a bear, disassemble and then reassemble a pump action shotgun *and* a bolt action rifle at the same time, and quote the best of the Stoics while also mixing it up with Aquinas, while *also* benching 400lb- 20 reps of 10, after running a 5 minute mile after a 30 mile march with a 90 lb ruck... Just like him... Which would be weird for a father to want his daughter to date a man just like him... Or... Maybe I'm wrong and he's simply being protective...
It sets expectations, if she expects a mosquito your perfectly normal 6" looks like a footlong. If you tell her that you are hung like a horse your 6" looks like a Vienna sausage. His buy in is the tongue action, and the bet is that she will figure that only a well hung man would be confident enough to joke about his own pecker.
As a female who worked construction in my young days I've heard some pickup lines. This is for Ricky I got the F the C and the K now all I need is U. For Roscoe can I take you out for a lamb dinner, have you ever had a lamb dinner it's a 6pk and piece of ewe-pronounced you an adult female lamb. Love the skits keep up the good work
Piss funny as usual!! 😂😂. Of all the pick up lines I’ve come across, most being a play on words, it’s a simple one I’d recommend for the new guy. Walk up to a girl, engage in a short exchange of pleasantries, then with a confident yet serious expression say, ‘Grab your coat, you’ve pulled.’ 😎💪🏼
"Get her out of that lifestyle"... you'll never turn a lady of the night into a wife. Common sense is decision making... and thinking multiple steps ahead in the most likely scenario. Red flags are warning signs... when your coworkers are telling you and you ignore, you deserve the being taken to the cleaners in divorce court (never start a relationship with anyone who is rewarded for breaking the terms). The only way to start a relationship is finding out both have the same core values. A bar has got to be the worst place to meet someone to start a relationship.
^^^ Listen to him, he's right. I know from experience with the whole Captain save-a-hoe, "S" on your chest, "I can save her", and it doesnt work. You cant save people and they will not change when what they are doing keeps on working for them. They have to go through that near-death experience, jail time, or whatever bad thing it takes before they will ever change. They are NOT your problem.
Ooff. Yea, I was in the service in Germany. The local um service member house, had 2 employees. and One of the guys in my unit married one of them. He was so happy.
Well her "Daddy" is right there and sounds like he gave you permission to take her out anytime except Thursdays!! wow, nice how things came together like this...
Oh sh*t you said pickup line. I thought you meant pickup truck line... Lol Do the Tesla cybertruck for the new guys work truck😂 and yeah Ricky's line is pretty good
That ending😂
YEAH BUDDY!
Rosco is the OG of the cabaret. Bets money he has a lifetime VIP membership with front door parking and side door access.
Of course he has front door parking, he's got that handicap spot lol
Or backdoor access.
He probably spent a lot of time at driftwood back in the day too
The New Guy gets in more trouble than Ricky.
He’s already been fired
@@irocjaredRicky? 🤔🤫😁😂 New guy has been too vested in, by this trio of knuckleheads, to be fired now. 😜🦄🌈💯🎯
I think that new guy is a stand in for all of the new guys that are run through the shop and wash out.
@@cruzinsweetsntreats new guy has been fired and re hired
Not really he blackmailtgen
I believe you're on a list some where . Ahhhhh ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂
"Look son, maybe it ain't got that 'new car smell', but at least ya know it handles right and won't break down on ya. Shoot, we've even taken it 'round the block a few times just ta test it out fer ya. And hey, better ya spend a little on a used model _now,_ and git used ta all the road hazards, than shell out fer the _expensive_ ones that'll just leave ya in the dust first time that 'check engine' light pops on."
You win this comment section.
LMFAO!
That's perfect advice!!
Thanks for providing the guy with a line Man XD
Heard that in Roscoe's voice😂😂😂
Thursday Roscoe is having some cinnamon toast
And that ending is why Roscoe gets my vote. 😂
As a father of a daughter…………he better listen to Rosco.
Rosco is giving REALLY good advice.
That was my thinking too. My daughter dated a boy for a sec that wouldnt get within 20 ft of me at the store. She dumped him a week later cause i was making so much fun of the boy.
@@wtfreed7576sounds more of a you problem than a him. Honestly seems like a case of tell dad we broke up and stay with them behind your back. Making fun of a kid for being a little scared to meet you, shows more about your character than it does his and yours ain't to good.
@wtfreed7576
Ah, yes.
You were AMOGing, I see.
@matthewhulsey4702
He probably wants to make sure his daughter dates a man who can defeat him in hand to hand, out wrestle a gator *and* a bear, disassemble and then reassemble a pump action shotgun *and* a bolt action rifle at the same time, and quote the best of the Stoics while also mixing it up with Aquinas, while *also* benching 400lb- 20 reps of 10, after running a 5 minute mile after a 30 mile march with a 90 lb ruck...
Just like him...
Which would be weird for a father to want his daughter to date a man just like him...
Or...
Maybe I'm wrong and he's simply being protective...
@@matthewhulsey4702 lmao its tell 5'2 mom what she wants to hear. And he was 16 but i guess thats my fault for using boy.
I feel your on a list somewhere!!!!!!!!! LOL!
"Hung like a mosquito".....Ricky, Why Are You Snitchin On Yourself!???
His next line is it may not be that big but it sure is pretty
It sets expectations, if she expects a mosquito your perfectly normal 6" looks like a footlong. If you tell her that you are hung like a horse your 6" looks like a Vienna sausage. His buy in is the tongue action, and the bet is that she will figure that only a well hung man would be confident enough to joke about his own pecker.
You're in for a wild ride son!!!😂😂😂
The LAST person I would take relationship advice from Ricky. Ricky wrote the book on how NOT to talk to women
I mean, he can get some, he just clearly forgets to wrap his tool considering all the baby mommas he's got 😅
Ricky pulls... He just happens to pull all the ones who got a day pass from the psych ward.
@@mimcduffee86 What was it Rosko said that one time when talking about the heat? "It's hotter than a single mom on psyche meds today" 😂
Don't forget he tazed at least one of em.
Well you can always do the opposite of what he says.
dang, my favorite channel on YT never disappoints.
thanks for the laughs!
Awesome. Any advice from those too is so GOOD advice. Lol
Ricky and Rosco should've shown new guy their own phone pics.
As a female who worked construction in my young days I've heard some pickup lines. This is for Ricky I got the F the C and the K now all I need is U. For Roscoe can I take you out for a lamb dinner, have you ever had a lamb dinner it's a 6pk and piece of ewe-pronounced you an adult female lamb. Love the skits keep up the good work
Cinnamon!! I thought this was going to end with a reference to a "stuffed taco" and a visit to the "free clinic!"😂😂😂😂😂😂
In the words of Dan Akroyd, "When they're on their back, the meter is running."
Lol RICKY IS DA MAN WIT DA PLAN HAHA😂😂😂
Piss funny as usual!! 😂😂. Of all the pick up lines I’ve come across, most being a play on words, it’s a simple one I’d recommend for the new guy. Walk up to a girl, engage in a short exchange of pleasantries, then with a confident yet serious expression say, ‘Grab your coat, you’ve pulled.’ 😎💪🏼
"Get her out of that lifestyle"... you'll never turn a lady of the night into a wife. Common sense is decision making... and thinking multiple steps ahead in the most likely scenario. Red flags are warning signs... when your coworkers are telling you and you ignore, you deserve the being taken to the cleaners in divorce court (never start a relationship with anyone who is rewarded for breaking the terms). The only way to start a relationship is finding out both have the same core values. A bar has got to be the worst place to meet someone to start a relationship.
^^^ Listen to him, he's right. I know from experience with the whole Captain save-a-hoe, "S" on your chest, "I can save her", and it doesnt work. You cant save people and they will not change when what they are doing keeps on working for them. They have to go through that near-death experience, jail time, or whatever bad thing it takes before they will ever change. They are NOT your problem.
Can't stop laughing 🤣😂🤣
Well, that took a turn. Lmao.
LoL rosco is a savage 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I have a feeling your a list somewhere" 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
one of the best ones yet.
Roscoe had me rolling 🤣 at the end . This is to funny one of are rookies has one of those girls .
I don't know what's funnier his delivery or the fact that I guessed her name right before the reveal
I've been going through some things, and I'm glad to have this to laugh. You are amazing
It's nice that they all agreed to wear the same shirt
Best video you've done yet
Once again, great advice from Ricky. Lol
I have to admit, until I heard "I'm the flower , you're the bee..." I was debating not drinking any more this evening. Challenge accepted...
Baby stroller in the background but where the baby lol…and is it Ricky’s baby
Yep, first thing I noticed. Probably getting those big ass mud tires that wouldn’t fit the bug. 🤣🤣🤣
Im a flower and you're a bee....that's epic
Bravo ... this one is awesome.
😂 don't bother her on Thursday's 😂
Love it when Ricky says ReeeeVengeee
I was reaaaaaly thinking by the end that Roscoe was going to say “oh, and son, you got my permission to take her out
Always great! 😅😂😂😂
I have a feeling your on a list somewhere.. 😂😂😂
Love this stuff feels like home at my work place
Just heartless LMFAOO 😂
100% facts right there
"Cinnamon" 😂😂
Rosco pulled that W with this one marking his territory lol
😂🤣😂🤣gotta love some rosco🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Roscoe is her daddy!!
Boy Roscoe is brutal!!!
I was thinking the Bossman was giving pretty solid advice....... until I found out who the girl was. Damn! 🤣
This is perfect
Ricky is definitely on at least one list if not multiple lists.
Roscoe really surprised me at the end
Love it 😂
Every single time Roscoe shows up in one of these videos by the end I'm always like "he got that dog in him good lord"
What list is ricky not on 😂
Roscoe is straight SAVAGE!!!!
Ooff. Yea, I was in the service in Germany. The local um service member house, had 2 employees. and One of the guys in my unit married one of them. He was so happy.
He met her at the bar I'm with Ricky 😂😂😂😂
Daaaaaam......😂😂😂😂
I like how all the workers wear the same shirt.
that freakin Ricky...
Rasco laying down his law
Gaht damn! 😂😂😂😂
When your co-workers and your friends know her. Just kindly and gently run like hell.
“Hung like a mosquito” 😂
😂 NO Ricky! Just NO!
🤣🤣🤣 i think your on a list somewhere
Anyone else notice the stroller in the back behind roscoe? No just me ok
Part 2... coming soon?
Mine is “ girl are you an artist, cause you sure can draw a man’s attention “
New Guys ride makes an appearance behind Rosco.
Well her "Daddy" is right there and sounds like he gave you permission to take her out anytime except Thursdays!! wow, nice how things came together like this...
Oh god roscoe lmao
That's bad when your coworkers know her. RUN, RUN FAST
I'm using the flower and pollen line I'll let you guys know how it went!!!
If roscoe did that to me I'd intentionally set up the date for Thursday @7:30 at the movies
When it comes to relationship advice; ALWAYS do the *opposite* of what Ricky says!
Ouch!😂
Just don't ask the crew about relationship advice 😂😅😂😅
Been around 😮😊
I'm ready for Ricky. Tell everybody he's the grandson of the owner.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You change them into Army uniforms, a Private, a Specialist and 2 Sergeants. And you will get the same results. Well.. any branch really.
Hahaha, new guy better check and make sure there's not a marine around too. He better let her pick the day, that dance card is probably pretty full
Fucking cinnamon!! I haven’t heard of all of them in a minute. You should make cinnamon a character along with her “friends” lol
You need to make a film
Oh sh*t you said pickup line.
I thought you meant pickup truck line... Lol Do the Tesla cybertruck for the new guys work truck😂 and yeah Ricky's line is pretty good
Ooooh shit, so maybe Ricky's advice could actually work on her!
How i miss working construction.
Let's go ricky
LMAO!
Lol shes not available Thursday's around 8 😂
At one point or another, if we knew or didn’t know… she may have worked there or didn’t… we have all had a dash of Cinnamon in our lives.
Hahahhahaha she's busy every Thursday night at 8 Hahahhahaha
ask them is taxation theft you will either get married or arrested 50/50
I have a feeling you’re on a list somewhere. 🤣😂
Theres a baby stroller in the background, just thought Id point that out
Well second is good too
Oh no... 😂😂😂😂
Lmao😂