Divorce Speedruns Are EVIL
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- čas přidán 29. 10. 2021
- i really don't like haley
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Waligug ruines lives
Lmao 👁👄👁👏
Don’t lie💀
I hate Haley. So I agree, you are completely sane
This isn't ruining her life she barely knew you you slept for a month before divorcing her.
What you need to do to get an actual ruining her life life speed run imo is to get to 14 hearts with her have a child THEN divorced her and refuse her any rights to see her child
My mum run lmao
Ouch
get help so you can stop being such an incel.
14 hearts get a child convert it to a dove killing it then divorce her
@@joshthompson8478 have 2 children turn 1 into a dove divorce her then threaten her that if you ever tries to see her other child again you will turn it into a dove
I was also trying to do this run, at first I was so excited to crush Haley’s dreams, but then I actually started liking her. This hasn’t happened before.
I started to dare her as a male character because she looks kinda like me and i wanted my male character which looked like my bf to marry someone that looks similiar to me.
But as it turns out she isnt that bad and she actually likes cooking just as i do lmaooo
I'm currently trying to get the bachelors cutscene at the saloon. She was the first I hit 8 hearts with, and I may marry her once I get it.
First person I married and I personally think she is underrated and overhated
@@Camothor10 most people don't get to know her.. just see how she treats you saying you'd be pretty if it weren't for your clothes and being just.. rude in the beginning. It's hard to empathize with someone who insults you to your face. Love her, but for real, she isn't really helping herself..
Mission failed
The amount of joy you had after seeing her reaction to having her life spiral out of control is... Scary
cope
@ ?
@ 💀what
@ ratio
Haley actually acts like she loves you after you're married, she's one of the few characters who still flirts with you after marriage. And her character development was nice to see, most characters stayed pretty much the same honestly. Her 14 heart event was great
In my first save I hated Haley right away since she was so mean. So I stole her man instead and lived happily ever after, felt nice
Imagine a man spending 3/4ths of a year dedicating his existence to marrying you, sleeping 24 hours a day every day all throughout winter only waking up to can some pumpkins, and then spending his life's savings to divorce you and laugh in your face.
evil haley: "You look nice, I can imagine it must be difficult to stay fashionable with farm work."
Evil Haley would probably have reverse character development
My ex husband did this to me once. The only difference is that it wasn’t in a game.
oh
Oh💀
OH😐
woudlve been more dominating if u married her sister afterwards
As a lesbian I like Haley because she gives off the vibes that she kissed a girl in middle school and then repressed the hell out of it
As a bisexual I like her because I'm able to recognise that enemies to lovers is among the best of all romantic tropes
@@omgsomeonesomewhereonearth5936 if it’s not enemies to lovers then i don’t want it. well, not really. i’m going after leah now but can you blame me?
@@sasham6960 Definitely not.
LMAOOO
I'm bisexual and I like dating her sister Emily lol
evil haley: "My sister is different to me, but I understand she just sees things differently."
Haley: Gasp* "For me? Thank you!"
as Gug sprints rapidly out the door.
In a previous save, I thought of woo-ing Haley just so I can have a Flower Dance partner that time but the heart events and her character development got me. I couldn’t escape.
Same. I was going for Abagail mostly, but was doing Haley on the side because most games tend to make the blonde characters sweethearts. Those heart events were gold. Havent looked back since.
I remember marrying Sam and then being so ready to divorce him when I realized Sebastian was cool and had a motorcycle
Take a shot every time he says dandelions instead of saffodils
The best part of the video was when Haley pwned you by not being salty about it, then calling you clingy. :D
I usually marry which ever NPC I feel matches the farm. So for beach farm I married haley, forest farm i married Leah. Mountain Farm (or whatever it's called I forget) I married Maru. Ect...
i hate maru i always give her trash same with demitrious
Ooo I like this idea
@@redpilledkrug7425 racially motivated
I marry Abigail if im in a world where monster spawn cuz it fits her cuz she made to a deep lvl in the caves
@@bellacosta9469 your taking the words straight outta my mouth
It just occurred to me that Gus going in early probably has something to do with Pierre's "Secret Stash"
"Pierre's got the good stuff"
So thats why gus gets in early...
Headcanon
Pierre is the town's weed supplier
His wife knows nothing about it
@@errorbirdesther LMAO yes!
She was a bitch to me and that's the moment I realized I was in love with her
Same. I lived out the enemies to lovers trope with her
Same. She now has my child
Dude really started the game looking like an adult Caillou
I love Haley for the fact that you have to crack that rudeness shell for her to really show she´s actually a nice person
I just straight up married krobus when I learned I could. No hesitation.
Wtf you can marry Krobus? Lmao
@@jordanpatricia991 YES AND THEY'RE SO WHOLESOME BEST DECISION EVER
WAIT HOLD ON FOR REAL
@@onlyoddity you can’t marry him but he can become your roomate
@@jordanpatricia991 trll me how I demand it
I don't really like Emily, but I sometimes marry her, just because I genuinely don't think Haley would realistically be able to survive on her own
The main reason why I married Emily on my first run was because Haley didn't like my gift and i thought it would be funny
How beautiful, I had this idea of ruining things for Haley in my first run in Stardew, but instead of marrying and divorcing her, I just married and had kids with her crush, Alex.
It's was amazing
alex and haley are the two canonically closeted characters in the game lmfaoo
@@skumkii I will agree in the Alex part, I never married Haley
I am too gay for that 😔
@@skumkii Well... since you can marry any character whatever gender your character is... I guess you're saying the others are all canonically bisexual?
Alex is hilarious to marry, when playing a male character. It's fun seeing him confront his own homophobia. And george's too.
@@Marialla. yes, and he is so cute too 😔
While I was trying to romance Shane in year one spring I didn’t have enough hearts to ask him to the flower dance but when I did ask him it leveled up our friendship and he accepted. I got my friend achievement for asking him to dance :)
Imagine moving to a new town, marrying someone in 3 months, then divorcing them a month later
If the feast of the winter star didn't exist this would've been perfect. "Merry Christmas Hayley. My gift to you is a divorce"
The Shane divorce speedrun is gonna be so fast, his loved gifts are too easy to get
maru has cauliflower as one so you can just grow a bunch in spring and gift silver and gold quality ones to her
All that for a healthy breakup 😭😭
This reminds me of how my mother and dad met
But they never got married and my dad used the secret joestar technique when he found out she was pregnant with me
Nigerundayo!!! 🏃🏃🏃
You should check if you have any star shaped birthmarks on your body.
@@bagotoast Black run day?
6:45 I noticed the game loves to give daffodils when I'm doing haley as a gf.
My first save I started trying to hate marry her and then I started really liking her so I never divorced--
SAME
This man got ancient seeds in the traveling cart while im still looking in the mines since year 2
What are ancient seeds for? I got one but don’t know what to do with it (I’m a new player, sorry I’m late to the party)
Oh wait what....ancient seeds is that important? I just got one recently idk whats its used for so i just kinda bin/sold it.
@@ruu8534 if you bring it to the museum you get the seed recipe and one seed where if you find any in the future you can turn it into a plantable thing. It takes like 28 days to grow and every week it produces one fruit that’s maybe at least $500
@@user-ps7dy8dq3u thx i didnt know this, im new to this game.
so my dad was a speedrunner huh
Same
But my dad is a lazy sociopath who's intelligence is lower than Patrick star
This run was unreasonably blessed lol, I mean ancient fruit seeds in the cart?
Not going to lie she took it pretty well.
Yes she did
honestly
yeah for someone as asshole as her she took it really fine
When I first went to get a partner it took me forever to choose if I wanted Harvey, Abigail, Haley, or Sam. I decided to just make other saves for each one
Hah
GAYYYYYYYYY
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond I think it's bi
Whaaat how long did that take you?
lmao I remember Harvey was my first choice for my first playthrough. Solid starter imo.
I was 100% expected Haley to hate you more than anything on earth but instead she was super calm?!?! Dang, that's not what I was expecting. Fun and funny video!
In my first year I saw 5 iridium bars in the cart merchant I think they were like 500 a piece 😓
I knew Caillou was a jerk, but this is just bad.
What's next? Divorcing all the villagers speedrun
That would be like a 10 hour speedrun
@@Waligug That wasn't a no...
Continue the run by marrying her sister afterwards :) .
Guys I’m literally in love with Haley bc I’m stupid and gay but Haley slander is so funny
I always do dumb things like trashing something or misclicking that costs me losing out on something valuable so that "it's fine" hit me in the feels.😂
Yesterday I had a fishing chest but no room so I had to trash something and I did make a spot...then pressed okay without actually clicking the treasures I wanted to keep. 😑😭
as someone who is dating Haley in stardew valley, i am extremely offended and these acts are not forgiven
i feed off your anger
legit the worst marriage spouse not even close
😭😭😭
Lol idk why so many people hate on our girl. I found getting abused by her in the beginning hilarious and loved how sweet she becomes.
more haley for us ig lol
My parents be like
if they had you, were they doing a 100% run?
@@datechboi 😳
I hate alex more than haley, so i always marry haley to spite alex.
Alex and Haley aren't that bad once you've seen all of their heart events. They're both dumb and vain, but their hearts are in the right place. I don't hate any of the villagers except Clint. Clint sucks.
@@choronos ur so based
Alex is not that vain tho, dunno maybe they changed some dialogues... Why does Clint succ- I mean, sucks?
Edit: I remember now and I must agree with you. Clint sucks.
@@ShinyShilla wait what did clint do-
@@choronos Why does Clint suck
Maann, I was going to subscribe but there was no kitty telling me to do it, what a pitty
ooo
Epic burn
Haley was my first stardew love, I legit gave her a sunflower every day. it felt so real lmao
i got stardew valley this week and my little stupid lesbian heart fell in love with haley immediately
That's what she gets for falling in love with a bald person
Why?! Haley starts off as a mood, but the closer you get to her, she starts to develop a lot of character! She undergoes the most character development of any romance NPC in the game! I like MOST of the NPCs in this game, but Haley was unexpected and surprising. Y'all be hatin' too much. I think the cow picture event is the most wholesome thing in the game!
Yep the cow picture and the Leah event (I think?) where you do a portrait of Marnie. Man, that sucker is proudly hanging on a wall in my house and it's the most awesome thing ever! xD
tysm for saying this! i loved haley immediately and she gets so nice!
@@ellaixl7496 I started with Abby, as she is totally my type (aside from eating gems). I went on to try them all eventually, but Haley was the one that surprised me the most. Really wish we could get some more story after marriage with all of them. Give some more interesting character development and growth to them all.
@@blueclaws9894 I'll never understand why everyone seems obsessed with Abby and then seemingly Penny.
@@andrejz8954 Penni has that whole submissive and clingy vibe, which I guess some people like. She also comes across as needing to be saved. Abby is fun though. She's got that nerdy goth girl thing going on. I understand choosing Abigail. Leah is also super popular. She's basically from California. A struggling artist who is obsessed with healthy eating. She's cool though. Not super smug or superior acting.
this is happening organically in my game rn. married haley bc pillow princess but ive discovered i really like emily so im gonna have a kid with each of them bc messed up family trees are ☺️☺️
That’s funny, I went with Leah because _I_ wanted to be the pillow princess xD
Y does your character look like
Caillou?
definitely charlie brown
XD
IM TRYING TO GET WITH HAILY UGH I KNEW SHE WAS THE ONE WHEN SHE INSULTED ME
Same mate
I'm just glad I'm not the only one
SAME
Masochistic tendencies
weirdo
you should combine this with the haley marriage speedrun thing. you can marry her by day 13
Well if you think this is dark you can actually go to the witch's hut, pay smm shi , make her forget her memories and then remarry her and then divorce her again lmao. If one has a kid and then mind washes, you can pay to turn the kids into 'doves' and then remarry her and have kids again and she would never know she once had kids w and they were turned into doves 💀💀💀
Your a cruel one Bright Lord
I have a whole story figured out with my character. She married Shane, but divorced him because she couldn’t change him. Became a single mother for a while (they had a baby together) but she found love again with Haley and then married
Eww
@@flux6102 so based. bi queen dumps loser to be with prep gf
im gonna assume the replies are satire bc...😬 um anyways. your character missed out, shane's a good guy i swear /lh
@@RejectFate shane fans whenever someone mentions him in a slightly bad light (hes a great guy when you get to know him they swear!!)
Gus being allowed into Pierre's just slightly earlier than us really grinds my gears too lol
15:08 "Don't really need those dandilions anymore" Sir, those are daffodils. 😂
"Hey Leah, the true love of my life." hahahah same
21:45 "You are going to be divorced on Boxing Day."
My parents told my sister and I that they were getting a divorce on Boxing Day. I was 12. Ruined Christmes :'(
happened to me christmas day lmao
you can get joja cola at the saloon at the joja cola machine or by fishing in your lake until it gives you one lol
That's what I do I just fish in the lake.
Just got married to Haley to spite you
And I’m loving it
nobody cares 😂😂
That’s hilarious 😂
@@anothergg2692 Yo, dude, I was short on salt, thanks for passing some to me! Replying to every Haley comment is kinda pathetic, tho. But hey! Now I have something to add to food besides sugar, and also saved money, so, keep going, bruh 👊
that's sad
the one dislike is probably haley
The second one is hayley on Emily’s account
+mistake the third is Haley on alex's account and the rest of the likes are all of stardew valley
i actually rly love Haley, she's just a sweet girl who likes baking
Pov: You like Leah
Haley seemed like she didn't need you tbh
Cause she acts like that lol
She got Divorce-zoned 😂
Waligug is shedding his mortal shell and becoming Mumps
pls....... cut the tree stumps down........
doesn't anger haley so what's the point?
I just started a farm and decided the first person I saw would be the one I'd marry.
Haley was that person, but I was concerned that same sex marriage wasn't allowed, but it is
Let's go 😎
I know, I was worried at first too, but they are. That made me very happy ❤❤
I really like this game thanks to this. I consider about "is gay marrige allowed?" Than i married with sam.
its pretty dope ngl, we get all the options xD
Yup, this game doesn't discriminate against same sex marriage 😊 luckily story of seasons and other games like Fire Emblem are slowly following suit.
I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed... first video I’ve ever seen from you. Will not be the last.
Why are some ppl so upset abt this. You can like Haley and someone else can hate Haley. Opinions exist.
because they like her idk
@@onemoregodrejected9369 Then ignore and move on?
@@tarolatte6803 idk because i dont care.
You seem really conflictive. Put a finger up your ass and rub.
Guess il go not care to other place
Because some take it too far explaining why haley is bad
Because while Stardew Valley is a pretty good game, its community is cringe on a level that almost rivals the Undertale community. Almost.
I pretty much did this. Purely cause she hated my clothes and hated small city life so I wanted to trap her. Now I'm married to her room mate. And chating up her friend Alex to marry him next just to screw with her life.
she’s an ai in a video game bro, she doesn’t care lmfao
@@vasectomy_
Amazing :000000
Good video dude, nice commentary, and good pace! Just found you, you'll do so well. I appreciate the not constant scream
I was going to subscribe but you didn’t name the cat Subscribe
this is how he expects his viewers to act
ahw this kinda hurts, shes actually really nice
I will comment on all of your videos how good Haley is
L
@@krispykringle1258 DROWN IN IT
@@bujub7250 drown in what bro 💀
@@krispykringle1258 Ğ
fr shes so pretty and nice once u get hearts
23 minutes of pure bliss
"the melons are ready"
I’m assuming I’m the only one who actually likes hailey
I marry her in every playthrough
I love her
I love her
I used to a lot, still do a little. But now im more of a Maru guy.
I married her 😔✋🏼
Pov DangerouslyFunny in every Stardew video:
Yes
marry and divorce Haley, then go for Emily.
Then divorce Emily and shack up with Leah
Me, a person married to Haley in their main farm: 🧍🏻♀️
i'm in love with her😳
I did too!
i haven't married her yet but I do like her, I don't know why but it's very entertaining seeing people who hates her guts
Me too!
she pisses me off
Yo, what's the seed on that file? I wanna get 5 ancient seeds on day 7 for 400g ea.
Amazing! He did it in only 23 minutes!
me: *watching normally*
him at 15:57 :
me: ...i feel your pain
Dude, I lost my multiplayer server’s first Prismatic Shard at the Stardew Valley Fair. And they hated me the rest of the time we played that server.
I would have subscribed if you adopted the cat and named it subscribe.
dammit
nono
nice day on ruinhaley farm innit
lol my wife did this in real life
Oh.... sorry.
HAHAHA
I-
hahaha my husband did it!!! it was really funny so I forgot to cry
Ngl, kinds offended bc Haley is my wife XD
I was obsessed with her as soon as I saw her 🤩🤩 She absolutely hated me at first tho 😂
LITERALLY ME THE MOMENT I SAW HER-
Lolol me to
she's a butch😍
@@tillymarie66 idk she seems more like a femme to me
@@skeevantas yeh she is but she's a total brat lol
22:46
"Hihehehe"
The most evil laugh I've ever heard!
anime protag when he starts going crazy
Unsubbing because of the cat. >:C
My first game I had to rain totem in winter so I could get the pendant and marry before the end of year 2.
I was not optimized.
your videos are simply the best ty so much for doing them man
Because you didn’t name the cat subscribe I didn’t subscribe
I love Leah too. I married her first.
@Water damn
Me too
I didn't like Haley at first but since I'm a rational and not petty human being, I ignored her rude comments and tried being nice to her, and she ended up being my S TIER Stardew waifu
yeah shes great. imo shes one of the very, very few characters in sdv who have somewhat of a character/character depth to them. most bachelor/ettes are as plain as white bread toast.
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