9/11 Conspiracy Theories & Intercourse With A Donkey | Jack Dee So What? BEST OF | Universal Comedy
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- From this best of from the hilarious 2013 LIVE SHOW So What? Jack Dee discusses his children's first music festival and driving lesson, 9/11 conspiracy theorists and a father of 3 having s*x with a donkey
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As they say in Belfast "it was fine when it left here" 😜
@Paul Nolan and the Nobel prize for physics goes to puss nuts,,, oh sorry misread, that's paul nolan, evidently lan translates as brain.
It wasnt fine when it left southamton. The coal bunker that hels 100000 tons of coal was on fire a week before it left. Just happened to be the side that hit the iceberg. Wonder why that was. To soften the metal loosen the rivets ..after all it was supposed to be unsinkble and if you want insurane you have to work out how to sink it.. hot and cold does the tricj
@@petermizon4344 only an idiot builds a ship and seriously thinks "this is unsinkable" 😉
@@petermizon4344 Where can I find this info.?
Needed more plates on the hull,instead of in the kitchen.
I wonder with no tourism right now if the Titanic Centre will manage to stay afloat.
Bumbum Tish!🎼🎵🎶
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I seen what you did there
Excellent comment top notch
. . . Wonder why the sequel flopped? 😯
Such a genius idea of youtube to show adverts halfway through videos. Really enhances the experience
CZcams vanced
I’m reaching the point of giving up on CZcams.
"The free content isn't the way I wanted it! 😭 "
Pay for no adverts 🤷🏻♂️😂
If it keeps CZcams free then so be it. People pay a lot of money for SKY TV and there are still adverts!
Always loved his delivery and attitude. Brilliant.
Jack Dee looks miserable but never fails to make you laugh.
Phil Rudd oh really. I love his stand up
It's his act
Jack nails the titanic experience precisely
Benefit of having been there to experience it I suppose
If they remake Hitchhiker's Guide for the 21st century, Jack would be the best Marvin ever!
He would be great because we can't get Allan Rickman to do it again unfortunately.
Stephen Moore would be better
No, he would be too optimistic and positive. Sori.
My daughter brought the family tent back from Reading Festival. Left the fricking frame rods.
Howard Chambers 😂😂
Notice at Belfast shipyards: The Titanic was good when it left here!
The grim truth being that... it had only been made to LOOK good when it left. 😞
“Why not round off the weekend with … arson” 😂😂
I hope she bought good travel insurance.
(That said, it wouldn’t surprise me if travel insurance would not pay out for tents at a festival)
@@JasperJanssen Even better than insurance, she borrowed a tent for the event. Now that's thinking ahead.
As an Aussie I truly hope that Clive Parmer goes down with the ship when Titanic II sinks.
Llf
Still hasn't happened
But YES
It was after I had kids that I discovered that I truly loved Whiskey
That donkey jokes was amazing. Love it.
Shades of Bob Newhart with his driving instructor dad at the end. Love it 😁
BBC Comedy page on Facebook take note; this is what funny sounds like.
BBC stands for boring..... Boring....... comedy
His timing is always brilliant
One of my favourite comedians ever is Jack. Drier than a nuns crutch !
Drier than a broken legged man's crotch.
"People are prepared to believe anything" yep Jack you got that right. Some people even believe that 2 planes brought down 3 buildings.... Hardest lol ever 😅
Yes because they saw it happen with their own eyes. But you keep believing whichever ludicrous conspiracy you subscribe too. Amazing
@@hiramhackenbacker9096 er..... I don't think you understood my point dude. THREE buildings fell on that date. The third one wasn't hit by a plane. It was brought down by controlled demolition. Sounds like you've got quite a bit of catching up to do before you start calling people ludicrous.... Maybe a little open-minded research over the holidays?
@@mikesweetman3828 catching up on what? The nonsense spread over social media the last 20 odd years with doctored videos and scary music? Seriously? Where have you got with all this? Still "debating" with random blokes like me on youtube posts thats as far as the "truther" movement has got.
For a start that building was not brought down by a controlled demolition. It's well documented if you care to actually read about it. Why the hell would anyone do that anyway?
Do you really think if this was a conspiracy, which would have involved many people and been the greatest deception in human history no one would have spilt the beans in the last 2 decades or some serious investigative journalists wouldn't have exposed it?
I thought you guys had all moved onto Covid conspiracies.
This is almost nostalgic. LOL.
@@mikesweetman3828 If you claim to be open minded perhaps you could read: Debunking the 9/11 Myths brought out by Popular Mechanics. If you are that interested you can put your theories to the test over the holidays and see how you go.
Master Dee is Awesome! Nothing is safe But he can get a Laugh Almost out of everything. Respect
Note to self ahead of any post-lockdown weddings: burgundy suit and tie, light blue shirt works well for the expanding man.
Is there not a risk of looking like the Aston Villa team getting off the team bus?
Remember when conspiracy theorists were topics of fun?
Good times.
How is this comment still here?
@@KermitFrogThe I haven't deleted it yet.
@@Farzlepot But are you really Matt Lever or is this a trap?
That could be why this conspiritorial comment still exists.
I'm on to you!
@@KermitFrogThe If someone wants my life, they're welcome to it, to be honest.
@@Farzlepot Better is someone takes a share of it. Benefits both sides that way.
Hang on this is supposed to be funny not hear warming. Man I messed up.
Thoroughly laughed out loud. Love this guy and his humor.
"Fuckin' hell!"
Snap 👍
*humour
I like the way he threw the girls under the bus. Very amusing
Brilliantly observed. Can totally relate as a father.
Thank you for this, just love Mr Dee.
Mr Dee has perfect timing. Simply adore his shows. One of the finest comics to come out of the UK, if not, the finest.
Totally agree with you. I get down sometimes and a dose of Jack Dee always manages to put a smile on my face. My daughter lives in London and she met him once at a comedy gig and she said he as a cool guy. She also said he was really tiny.
@@redknight1825 You have made me laugh......yip, your wee girl is right, Mr Dee is a pocket rocket but my goodness, he packs a punch. Tonight I am treating myself to Kevin Bridges. Figured that I needed to turn my frown upside down!!!
@@chelamcguire That's a coincidence because only yesterday I was chatting with my daughter on the phone and she told me that her latest favourite was Kevin Bridges and recommended that I gave him a watch.
@@redknight1825 I am a Scot and in my eyes, he's the new Billy Connoly or the new Billy for the younger generation. He is fantastic live but only if Glaswegian is not too much for your lugs (ears), Have a good night of laughter.x
@@chelamcguire Wow, hey my grandfather was a Scot - born in Inverness but grew up in Glasgow. Joined the navy and then moved to Liverpool. So I guess I have some part Scott in my blood. I live in Norway these days - the Norwegians love the Scotts I can tell you - I will certainly give Bridges a try - best wishes to you my good fellow x
There’s no tent....gets funnier every time
Brilliant, he's never lost his comedy talent.
Jack Dee is funny - and he can cook you a meal. Expect laughs, linger after the show for a double-delicious cheese and potato pie. Holy shit, he even ropes-in Jim Morrison. Well, hell, lotsa laughs, expert cuisine AND cool references to Jim Morrison. This is what's great about Great Britain.
I used to be a close neighbour to Jack Dee. I saw him all the time, often bumped into him in the local Londis. He’s not friendly at all, he’d turn away without an answer if anyone said “Hi”. We just ignored him after a while. His wife , Jane is ok though.
Thats why I never liked him if im honest. He strikes me as a cranky, stuck up, opinionated knob and his jokes/humour never seemed good enough to justify that attitude. When he'd be on 8oo10cdc, instead of riffing off offers that other comedians would make like every other guest they have on, he'd just rudely shut down the other comedians down and either tell them to stop being stupid and take "his" bit seriously, point out a minor error and belittle the comic for an insignificant mistake, or scoff and say something snarky about how silly something they had done was. He was wholly unsupportive of others yet expected the absolute best from them, killed half the banter dead in its tracks and spent the rest of the time scowling at people and grumbling until the time came for his one or two lines for the show, then he'd drawl out some criticism of something in the media and the audience would applaud like he'd just come up with toasted bread.
His material feels 1 dimensional, even in stand up cause his whole persona is just "i hate things"/"i call things rubbish or stupid and turn my nose up at them"/"I wish things would shut up and people annoy me". I never got why some people will eat it up like a class act of razor sharp wit.
@@Loctorak You don't like Jack Dee, then?
Jack Dee is so funny. I’ve just discovered him but he’s a really funny guy
“Any news on the backpack?” I lost it.
I did like 'The Doors' in Rome. They still have big ones that were meant for protection. Big steel ones with spikes on.
The Lost Doors of Malta is something my sister talks about a lot. Apparently, the beautiful and somewhat ancient doors she knew in the 1950's are all gone.
Love Jack so funny 🤣
JD is and always has been, fantastic!!
Thank you
Hahahahah the man's still killing it..
Jack is funnier than ever. Such a shame he doesn't do more shows.
He’s back on tour soon. Google his off the telly tour
Wish he'd tour NZ
"The plane that hit 9/11". A physical impossibility, as 9/11 is a date and not a tangible construct.
So saying that “the rain that fell monday” is also wrong?
@@Traitorman.14.3 no one cares bout the rain that fell Monday tho..
His grammar is wrong..possibly nervous bout being seen as a sell out😕
Got to hand it to him, he’s made a career out of being a miserable git.
It's called deadpan
Seriously? He actually has made a career being the least funny guy to step on a stage? Good for him ;)
@@asadsaccount One man's meat is another man's poison.
Who do you rate as a comedian?
Its a part of being British
@@asadsaccount Too scared to answer?
one of the best, in my opinion.
Jack Dee could be the perfect representative of mankind - ironically grumping our way to our collectively engineered extinction.
He'd be more representative if he actually refused to plant Bushist/Blairite 9/11 propaganda into his set.
@@FuckFeminists Do you people ever give it a rest..?
@@brettjohnson536 , nope!...you knew that.
More Jack Dee please!!!
I saw the Titanic exhibtion in Melbourne. Jack nails the experience precisely
Gets a HUGE like for slamming palmer!
04:16 "Blue Line"? I think you'll find it was the "White Star Line" Jack
White lines better
I just imagine everyone in Kettering as James Acaster. Little Acaster boys and girls and all the Men and women are Acasters. The women are just james with long hair and they're all just identical facially.
As someone from Kettering, I approve of this comment!
James Acaster is about as funny as dog turd.
Ketrin' is a pale shade of Northampton, and Northampton is full of people who marry their siblings.
Northampton. The only place you’re allowed to remain brother and sister after you get a divorce……
I imagine everyone in Kettering as legends, because that's what everyone calls them.
Simply brilliant.
The Titanic was billed as “unsinkable” - man’s final victory over Nature on the ocean.
So when Nature crushed the Titanic with merely a flick, it hit man hard.
Yes, man is still in denial that Nature is the boss.
"coincidence" It's 9/11 today - CZcams must be in on it as well, I knew it!
I think he is one of the best
Great comedian. my favourite. 😂😂😂😂.
7/11 was an inside job except when I had to check the outside alarm
I really like Jack Dee. The only time I have ever seen him having problems was when he was on a "quiz show" with Sean Lock. I have to say that Sean out-"depressed joked" him, but they are both brilliant.
one of my favorite comedians but gets it so wrong with 9/11 many tall building have caught fire and far more severe than building 7 and none have collapsed in on their own foot print and nor at the speed of gravity ,only those 3 building on that one day. If there is any conspiracy is it wise to believe any agency hired by the conspirator, that is pure stupidity.
i'm just thankful he didn't mention the moon landing.
Just sit back and enjoy the show, how about that?
@@cambs0181..... tell that to the people that were in the Trade centre
G W Bush and the US administration of the time were responsible for that hack job
Ya got balls son.. 911? Really? ahahaha
911 isn't a conspiracy theory. That would be like calling the sky blue a conspiracy theory. Well, in England at least, the sky being blue may actual be a conspiracy theory.
I’m English and I’ve seen a blue sky many times... I was on holiday
A blue sky is highly overrated
2 words: Operation Northwoods
We get plenty of blue-sky days here in England, our problem is that we don't get consistent, seasonal weather here any more. Every 'season' seems to be pretty much the same, i.e an unpredictable mix of black cloud, heavy rain, sunshine and wind - it can all change in an instant, or else we get steady sunshine or steady cloud for a few days at a time. Often times, though, the weather changes several times throughout the day. It's really annoying, you get dressed to go out and 20 minutes after you leave the house the weather completely changes so you either get soaked wearing shorts and t-shirt or else you're sweating your nuts off in a raincoat and jeans.
We can get warm sunshine at Christmas and yet, in the middle of Spring, we'll suddenly get one day or even just an afternoon of snowfall - even if the sky was clear that morning and the sun was shining.
I love my country (and it's true people) but the weather thing seriously p*sses me off.
@@paul74432 Probably normal now that the pea soup coal fired fog that killed tons of oldies is gone. There's your real pandemic of years past.
Maiden voyage....almost lost it
Loving all the comments from the tinfoil hat brigade.
On the subject of sinking, is the stage on a slope? (0:58), or does Jack Dee buy his shoes from the catalogue? .... wait for it...... wait for it.... and as a result he now has club foot. (I will get my coat).
Speaking of merch, I'd buy a toy Titanic (and iceberg) for the bath.
I'm not a wealthy man. I'd perhaps buy the toy Titanic, but make my own toy iceberg in the freezer.
Or a u boat
@@caeruleusvm7621 😂
What’s the problem with titanic 2? By the time it gets to the original “collision point” the iceberg will have melted!
And the fact there already was a Titanic 2. I fact 3 ships where built
I understand that there's more than one iceberg now.
Bruce Charlie I think you mean the Olympic and Britannic, not Titanic 2.
@@brucecharlie8613 what did they so with the 2 others?
@@reinforcedpenisstem yes, because it melted into smaller ones.
I won my ticket in a poker game.
You are in on it! Will you jump off the bridge if everyone else... or, would you buy a ticket to Titanic 2? Lmao
He aced those seppo tools
That's exactly what the queen would be thinking, that and what am I going to do about andrew
Thats a good colour for a suit.
What an odd thing to say
Love the color combination with the shirt.
I want to mug him and use it for a tablecloth
"The plane that hit 9-11". Yes, he is an authority.
To all the conspiracy theorists in the comments, you do know that Jack isn't reading any of these comments?
But you are.
So Jack = Where are the wings ? =
IT WAS A MISSILE!!! WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK!!!
They were there,as were the two jet engines,no missiles have two of them,let alone one of that style jet engine.most missiles are propelled by a solid fuel .
@@nssherlock4547 they are where ?? got photos ?? lol
@@manxman9630 there is a video of it hitting. "Security video of plane hitting Pentagon" Can't see much. amazing how they go it to hit with the box cutters. The Airforce had been ordered to stand down, however.
the Pentagon is the Most protected and CCTV'd building on the plant, yet they were not working that day.
czcams.com/video/yuC_4mGTs98/video.html
it is difficult to put cctv on a plant........
94 cameras saw no plane, all we saw was an explosion. No plane hit the grass and the hole in the wall penetrated 4 reinforced concrete walls punching a hole out the other side by a plane made of aluminium and plastic, even though it's been know for hail to damage the nose cone.
The whirld don't want thinkers.no job for you.
@Vegalus you think a giant aluminium can could go through 4 reinforced concrete walls?
czcams.com/video/F4CX-9lkRMQ/video.html
Hilarious.
Hilarious
Love Conspiracy Theorists (they come up with the most creative stories of the modern era)...
Then they get co opted by the Daily Mail when they turn out to be true.
@Martin Rudling the israelis...? Do you wear a special helmet when going outside?
@Martin Rudling been there, done that, got bored with the idiocy of it all
@Robert Milne You could smeer fucking alien goo over my glasses and I'll still see you for the idiots you are. I am very disinterested in joining your little version of reality where you watched The Matrix too much and think your lack of achievements can be remedied by being some kind of enlightened chosen tool because you watched a pensioner's disgrace for a CZcams rant and agreed with it. Just fuck off. Please.
Jack Dee , Sean Lock and Lee Evans - never failed me, and still underrated comedians in my opinion. I can only ever accept Michael Mcintyre , Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe these days.
Josh Widdicombe is as funny as cancer
Another idiot saying someone massively successful is underrated. Do you even know what it means? I hope you have an original thought some day.
How is Lee Evans underrated 😂 he sold about half a million tickets every time he toured
Where did those wings end up? :D
The Mull of Kintyre.
Vapor
Funny shit😂😂😂😂
where are the wings Jack? just show me a photograph of wings
He's no angel, eh ?
if you look at the original surveillance footage (frame by frame), which was released by the pentagon, you can see it wasn't a plane
Hate to be pedantic, but the Titanic wasn't owned by the Blue Line (no such shipping line). She was owned by the White Star Line. But the guy's still brilliant.
As long as Clive Palmer is on it, I'm all for it.
The 9/11 joke was a bit of a lead balloon.
Yes it was, despite his effort to impersonate an engineer.
A good pun.. Well.. At least i got it.. 😂
A real "conspiracy theorist" would've pointed out the pristine lawn with 0 broken off wings, engines, etc but that wouldn't be an acceptable joke.
He must’ve seen the Pentagon footage of the plane...
The problem with conspiracy theorists is not just the smug glibness they radiate, but what are they going to do with this 'information' that they've 'uncovered'? Aside from being able to regurgitate their 'facts' at the mere hint of skepticism, are they going to expose the lies? Reveal the truth? Make the world a better place? No, they're just going to snort derisively at the 'sheeple' and congratulate themselves for being awake while the rest of the world sleeps in ignorance.
5:37 James Acaster must watch this!!! 😂
1st off i love his jokes, Make a joke about me, am the same age as your wife. (considering his sense of humor he can come of with a 100 new jokes from it but i haven't gotten a reply yet)
Jim Morrison was the first music stat to fake his death
you can build a new titanic but finding an iceberg might be more tricky these days
There's no shortage of ice bergs, you brainwashed moron. You doubtless think polar bear numbers are decreasing too.
a shill, but a hilarious one. funny stuff.
The titanic joke aged well
middle finger😜
From my experience that message wasn’t only on Judas Priest albums.
it was on No albums. thats an urban legend. record players didnt even play in reverse for starters. you would literally have to spin it back by hand, at speed. come on now
Isaiah
Whoosh!
@@Isaiah42069 Actually, those reversed subliminal implants are called "subliminal" for a reason. You don't NEED (and they weren't designed) to physically spin the record backward; they're not designed to be perceived consciously. Your subconscious registers and comprehends it effortlessly, even backwards, or at volumes you can't consciously hear or at speeds you can't understand. That's pretty much the nature and definition of subliminal. It totally bypasses your conscious and implants into your subconscious.
@@p.diddley6500 It's pretty much pseudo science. Any subliminal effect needs consciously active participation and a pre-existing need.
@@MartinMenge Subliminal, by definition, means bypassing conscious awareness. And if it were "pseudo-science", do you honestly imagine Madison Ave. and the govt. would keep investing billions every year in the shit?
Is global warming our way of getting back at the Titanic iceberg?
"So you can sink an unsinkable ship can you? Well take that iceberg, good luck melting!"
good luck NOT melting :)
It wasn`t an iceberg, nobody saw the tip of an iceberg. Boiler-room explosion, the boiler issues were well documented, its positioning was flawed. Couldn`t admit to that though, so made up the iceberg bollox.
It sounds like they're conspiring to conspire !
He is a great comedian, very funny. Although of course the Twin Towers and Building 7 were clearly controlled demolition.
Shocking lack of comments here, if you ask me :O)
Well there is only 170 views. But true.
There's literally 500 views on this, and your comment 50+ mins old. Its brand new
@@ekay4495 Just being ironic... ;O)
Well, here’s a comment for ya... “the future ain’t what it used to be”
@@BasherBrookes Yeap, and everything was better in the past too...
The conspiracy theorists spamming their nonsense in the comment sections just makes this clip even funnier, like they're proving his point for him
It's brilliant. How these people get their shoes on in the morning is an outright miracle.
Dicks
@Sam Bacon yes it's a fuckin fact that. In out in out IN big one Out just keep going, if you get lost ring me 0800 eat shit lol
Ok 77th😜
they rip a graveyard
Jack dee AKA Super Dry
Actually No remnants of any aircraft was ever found
Yes they did. Debris from Flight 77 was scattered over a large area of the Pentagon building and surrounding service roads, especially large sections of the more sold parts, such as landing gear. Both black boxes were recovered: the voice data was too damaged to recover, but the flight data recorder had a solid-state drive and had recoverable data of the aircraft's movements right to the moment of impact.
Yes it was
@@dominicbuckley8309 How do you know this? Were you there? Or did somebody tell you this?
And no US Air Force in the sky either. They were told to stand down.
Me (to daughter after festival) "Where's the tent?"
Daughter: "We left it there because one of the poles got broken!"
Me: "What? You mean one of the poles that was replaced free of charge by the shop last time that happened. That's why I spent £350 on the fucking thing in the first place!" 🤬
😂😂😂
Al Murray with hair :o
Jack, the Titanic was built by Irishmen and sank by an English man!!