Rubbish song by John.....he's missed out the Cabana bar, and that is the only one with Glace Cherries in it!!!!...It's this kind of schoolboy mistake I never thought I'd see from John, yet here we are.
Cadburys answer to the Mars bar and far superior in my opinion. A lot going on there, well worth nicking from the newsagents you did your paper round for
Took me a second to get that one. Very good. Are Viscount biscuits (with the unecessary but glitzy foil wrapper), only permissable for those with at the very least, a butler in attendance.
Writing the songs that matter...... Excellent
Superb song 👍🏴🇬🇧
I always loved Cabana Bars by Rowntrees. They were a posh version of a Bounty with caramel and cherries. Too fancy for John I would guess 🤔
Mary hated them. "They're too sickly John - get rid of it". You can't argue with Mary.
Never legal in South Yorkshire
Never heard of it.
I imagine John was apoplectic at the risks to dental health inherent in eating a Texan bar.
Aztecs and Texan bars.
Colossal.
This tune is up there with 'Two Margarines.'
This video needs more views. Nice song once again by John!
More pure genius from Mr Shuttleworth.....
Rubbish song by John.....he's missed out the Cabana bar, and that is the only one with Glace Cherries in it!!!!...It's this kind of schoolboy mistake I never thought I'd see from John, yet here we are.
@@thesunreport Ah, the Cabana bar is reserved for the glove box in the Austin Ambassador Y reg.
@@vwthings .....though there's not much room...a tray of orange and lemon jelly slices saw to that.
Yes! Bring back the Aztec Bar.
Now you're talking! 😎
It had four or five layers to it and it was HUGE.
In fairness about the same size as a Mars bar used to be but let’s not go there.
Cadburys answer to the Mars bar and far superior in my opinion. A lot going on there, well worth nicking from the newsagents you did your paper round for
Oh for some Old English Spangles!
Macintosh's Mint Cracknel...now just a distant memory
Absolutely brilliant 👍
I'm still not happy about the absense of cardboard in the bounty... Criminal tchhh
😂😂😂 Very funny song best line about the penguin
Penguin is about half the size it used to be.
p-pick up a pickup a - oh shit where is it
We need John back on Mark and Stuart’s Breakfast Show.
You can park a bike between the gaps in a Toblerone thesedays.
And it's a travesty they've stopped making Drifters. I mean who disliked those?🤔
That's a post-austerity Toblerone!
Post-austerity with some devious shrinkflation to make you feel cheated
John's a bit like Frank sidebottom well underrated he was brilliant in count Arthur strong
I miss Frank. And Likkle Frank.
Brilliant, Excellent Video too
Topics have gone now too. I have a Mars and some hazelnuts but it's not quite the same.
Oooh A Hazelnut In Every Bite..
Plain chocolate Bounty bars seem to have disappeared along with fruit flavoured Polo.
Mind you, the fruit polos always stuck together.
I miss the Banjo.
Yeah I know, but the neighbours don't lol
maybe ban Jo sephine
pure class funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maverick
Egytian engineering! 😂
Texan bar removed a few fillings...
Butter Dainties ……ooofff
And don't forget the Texan! 😎
Bloody no more plain Bounties....bloody scandalous!
Its possible, with a scalpel blade to remove the milk chocolate and pour over plain, but its a lot of work to be fair.
the carton smelled nice of the Bounty
Hows about the Texan bar?
Takes too much time a-chewin'?
@@hamishanderson6738 🤣
@@flashtheoriginal just so
you know - you can order them
online.
Was the wafia made in Italy by wise guys.
Took me a second to get that one. Very good. Are Viscount biscuits (with the unecessary but glitzy foil wrapper), only permissable for those with at the very least, a butler in attendance.
Thanks for the update on the quip.
Cheers Bob ☺️.
You can add caramac to this now
I'd almost got over Caramac when you reminded me :(
@@vwthings My apologies.
Why has the Turkish Delight got smaller?
I think the plan is to continue shrinking it until its the size of a postage stamp and they can send it somewhere
And who remembers the Old Jamaica now?
This is the great unanswered question of our time.
Shrinkflation.
What about the Swisskit, the Nux Bar and Quartet??
But would you risk it for a Swisskit?
Possibly.@@vwthings
& Sorbits.
Are the guys with John the chaps from Heaven 17?
It does sound like them, I thought too. But then he calls one Stewart or Stuart....drummer of OMD perhaps? Or maybe it's The Police ha ha!
@@davidsanderson5918 Radio 1
😂
Genius!