"I’m a Vegan, and I’m So Sorry” - Julio Torres - Full Special
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- Julio Torres shares the stage with a talking crystal, reads from Melania Trump’s diary and has Brooklyn brunch with an audience member.
Original airdate: October 6, 2017
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I have never ever seen such difference in a comedy delivery. This guy is brilliant, professional, unique, calm and the talking assistance adds spice to his joke. He will blow soon because he ain't like others. His jokes are very unique and triggers the right button for you to laugh. I wish him the best going forward.
He writes for SNL! He wrote Papyrus and Wells For Boys!
He blew up years ago. This special came out October 6, 2017 (see the video description which always has the actual dates of the original air date). He since had another special (not on Comedy Central) & wrote & starred in 2 seasons of a show called Los Es Spookies which was a lot of fun. He actually has a movie too that was released in theaters a year ago March. So you have some catching up to do lol. Enjoy!
So many unique and layered jokes. Love seeing a different comedic perspective. Very funny. The Daisy Duck joke got me lol.
This guy is so subtle and clever. Love this.
"I miss my friends, and I miss my family" is probably the greatest vegan joke of all time?!?!?! Let's be real
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I can relate to that joke lol
I feel lucky in that regard, because I've gained a lot more friends than lost since going vegan.
The awkward delivery kept me engaged.
Found this because apparently he wrote one of my fav SNL skits Papyrus!
I like his style. Haters be gone.
I liked Wells for sensitive boys better😅
thank you for enriching my life.
yess! 🩷 he also wrote checks, henrietta the hen, the melania thought's series, trump's pov, barbie instagram, sarah lee, beanie babies and my fav diego calls his family
I like his dry delivery lol. Cracks me up
Julio’s Bob Newhart cadence gets me every time, love it!
This is a wonderful example of exceptionally sneaky and truly sharp humour. I found myself laughing and thinking lots of things all at once. Though I'm an omnivore, Julio is a vegan and I do not mind at all. 🌸
That woman coughing loudly less than minute in had me in hysterics for some reason
You're easily pleased. Knobber
I think it was his crystal in the corner that coughed in an attempt to have him introduce her. I could be wrong but if you go back and watch it you'll see.
Yes. It was Crystal. 😂
This is brilliant, the funniest application of this style of humor I've seen! Lots of out loud laughs for me 💖
"Empty Gatorade bottle" really really really got me 😂😂😂😂😂
Yea I don't understand this joke
I gotta admit that I have given this as a Christmas gift to my brother 😅😅
@@IRONICMRJstraight guys often keep empty Gatorade bottles in their rooms for days maybe weeks 😂
Hilarious and refreshing. Keep up the good work!
Phenomenal stand up right out of the box!! First few minutes are quite funny!! How does he write for SNL??? This was hysterical!!!
I loved his chill style. Often, I click away from stand-ups a bit in cause it often feels contrived - but this feels completely authentic. I think that's why it's so compelling. People also don't have to be laughing 24/7 for it to be hilarious. Often, the moments in between laughs make the laugh even more fulfilling
"I miss being liked..." ☠☠☠
This is the funniest stand up I’ve seen in years! Love him!
People commenting "not my cup of tea", "didn't find him funny" etc do know that you HAVE to vomit your opinion on everything online, right? You can't just exit the video and watch something else
Triggered much? People will 'always' voice their opinions. There's no stopping the train. Get over yourself, this guy isn't 'that' funny.
@@dailynews5683 Oh yeah SUUUUPER triggered. Like, it means so much to me *eyeroll*
@@markalexander3659 Apparently it means 'something' to you. That's why you made a comment about it. Maybe you should take your own advice about not having to 'vomit your opinion on everything.' Just a thought.
@@dailynews5683 But opinions have so many calorrrriiiessss!!!
@@markalexander3659 Ha! Turns out you are way funnier than the guy in the video. No cap.
Absolutely hysterical! Love Julio.
"I'm simply...too much.." as funny as that line is, I feel that to my core on most days. Wish there was more Julio Stand up!
So good, so unique, looking forward to seeing more
I’m simply too much 😂
Julio is a performance artist with a comedic twist. He's great!
I really loved it. Comedy is subjective. ❤
One of my favorites!
This one is amazing, I love it
new movie PROBLEMISTA coming out on march 22!!!!
❤ Love him. Cant wait for his movie!
Brilliant, loved it.
this is beyond comedy or impossible comedy
Hah... I see what you did there...
@@mason96575 i stole the joke from chappelle 😔
Yes
Julio is an icon! I love his style of comedy!
empty gatorade bottle *bodied* me
Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
Netflix needs to have a special
Ngl I think his pauses and stutterings and uhh makes him funnier
18:33 is why I pass on lunch with certain people 😒😅
Original airdate: October 6, 2017, so nothing new here. Julio NEEDS a new full hour special not a 20 minute one @Comedy Central Stand-Up .
How does this guy know I have a collection of empty Gatorade bottles in my room
That’s what make this country great!
He’s definitely in the top 5 comedians for me. 😊
Talented
Perfection.
His long pauses really get me XD
Who the heck is this guy? I've never seen his comedy until now and I freaking love him
You are hilarious, and brilliant and the extra laughs before the punchline even early in the set, was masterful. 👏🏻
I love everything about you!
He's a genius.
Brilliant ✨✨✨
Oh my gawd!! I was not ready! 😂😮😅
I LOVE THIS MAN HE IS ICONIC ❤
Julio ❤
Wasn't this guy in a major theatrical X-Men film?
I bet he's a hoot on a night of pictionary
I wonder if he wrote the Melania features on SNL
This is great
Did anyone else catch references from this stand up in Problemista 😭😭❤️
This is great 😂. The dead pan delivery makes it even better. Hope you come t Sydney.
Brilliant
Reminded me of Nathan Fielder
This is insane
I love it
It says this was the full special bit was part of it cut because there is a fade out and gade back in at around 7:36...does anyone know?
His melania jokes!!!!!
Julio Torres gives BIG Mitch Hedburg energy. He’s a masterpiece
Brilliant!
This is what I imagine Aaron Carter's son will look like
Opened the video just cause I needed to know if he was a Julio Torres or a Julio Torres.
absolutely amazing stand up set, imo hes right up there with George Carlin and Richard Pryor
7:29 Ahh the cringy American TV voice got me
Wheres Julie Tenuta or Emo Phillips when you REALLY NEED them!?
“ I am almost always doing exactly what a trump supporter imagines I am doing” LOLOLOL
Where in nola was this preformed??
the hottest quicksilver to date
Refreshingly bold.😊
Nice
Yes.
lol 😆
❤❤❤❤❤❤
😂
This is so funny!! Love this!❤
Terry Gross! She doesn't show up for everyone nowadays so congratulations! Congrats on the Artist Visa, (no small feat) please consider becoming a citizen!!! Best! Andrew M.
I loved it idk what some of these commenters r on. N crystal was amazing too
HOPE YOU EAT PUPUSAS CIPOTE ❤🇸🇻
I only know him from Ziwe.
I wouldnt see you in public XD
Massively Subtle 😂
I was the 2k like!!!! ♥♥♥
Yea if this is thenfull special why are there fade ins and outs several.times..what happens during the fade outs? Anyone know?
😅
Him and Ralph Barbosa🏆🏆😂
Just Ralph
@@shaneterral5758 The new kid had me LMAO
inteligent, witty comedy, but a bit slow for me..
about being vegan so true
Not for me.
I can understand why people like it, but it's not for me.
Wish you all the best.
your not the only one
Reminiscent of Bo Burnham I dig it
You have to be fucking kidding... To even mention Bo, who is one of the best comics of all time hands down, and this guy is insane... This guy clearly going nowhere and isn't funny, hell....you can't even compare this guy to Brendan Shaub or Amy Sheumer and that itself speaks volumes...
Damn it was funny at 2X speed. Funny, just tooooo slow for me
conceptual
This was fucking great
les cousins dangereux 😂
I feel like he'll be great when he's a little older.
I thought the laugh track sounded familiar-it’s Bill Nye’s live audience.
You worked waaay too hard for way too little.
@@livingroomviewing2987 not necessarily. I could spot a Married… With Children audience in two seconds.
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so basically the new guy on SNL is ripping this guy off
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