Holy Guacamole. Thank y'all so much for watching this video. I truly truly appreciate it. Couple things I'd like to say: 1. Some people seem to be confused about my intentions. This was not intended to be a roast or mean spirited in any way. Jon is probably the most creative youtube content creator out there and I love watching his stuff. I even got my dad and friends to start watching him too and they think he is awesome. I meant for this to be a funny tip of the cap sort of thing out of respect and admiration 2. Holy Jesus Idk how Jon does it. It took me over a week to edit this bad boy and this video is only two minutes long. I don't understand how Jon and SB Nation boys do it. Huge shoutout to them for putting all that effort into their videos because I was dying while editing this thing. 3. Jon = goat
I found this because I'm a Jon Bois fan as well. Regarding the technical side, I've often wondered how he goes about these, but I have some suspicions. I think the key to keeping all of the charts in sync and scaling uniformly is perhaps illustrator files, likely one for each chart but then a much bigger one with all the charts laid out, so you can pop those in and out of after effects and get those smooth transitions. I've wanted to make a video like this for a while myself just to see if I could do it and try and approximate his workflow. But, like everything editing, it gets faster once you've figured it out. I'm sure for Jon it's automatic at this point, and the first few times were probably hell.
@@benf8252 Oh yeah, he dropped a reference in a video once, something like "there may not be many Bobs in sports, but there are in video games" or something.
@Secret Base I'm pretty sure I figured out what was wrong with John Bois' form that was preventing him from hitting a 89 foot basketball shot... he was throwing with the wrong hand. Trust me, I'm an engineer. Also, more Card Show please.
@@gusdabus4071 you should have shown the comparison between him and his statistical peers and show how tragic it was that he was so great but never made it to the postseason.
I love you Foolish Baseball thank you for enlightening me and the baseball world on Larry Walker, you should collaborate on a series with Jon Bois and call it Pretty Foolish
@@ericfix0521 So rare that the next player to do the rare thing only did it 69 times; however, I'm going to refrain from making a joke about that, because I'm classy.
@@sanderappel4499 I've spent more time watching videos about the Seattle Mariners, than I have spent watching Baseball. I have no idea what any of these stats mean but I care about them A LOT!
In 1994 someone did something incredible. Although, our worlds were so bleak and chaotic, we just generally didn't care. This player did something rare 94 times, and we never paid attention to it. And nobody else has done the rare thing even 70 times since he retired. In our ceaseless march of our own mortality, we become too inundated in the mundane to appreciate the incredible.
@@andracatheduckking257 you can fix that. There's add-ons for browsers like chrome and Firefox that have equalisation (of volume) options. So everything will be far closer to each other in volume.
the only thing missing is the outro, where Jon says something like, "if you're looking for more videos like this, well, i'm sure they're out there, but i'm not comfortable telling you what you should watch next"
This rare thing has only been achieved six(*) times in the history of the sport. Five of them were by the player I’m talking about. *The sixth was in a different era of the sport when stats were different.
Watching Jon Bois is also a great opportunity for me to get intimate with my volume buttons, as I desperately switch between turning it up and turning it down.
I'm sad that when he got 94 in that season he outpaced my favorite player Roy G. Biv. He was my favorite player across the whole spectrum of the sport.
@@dodgerologist he never deserved to. As a fan of the Columbus fighting Swordfish his lackluster performance in the 1 year he played for us was the reason he ended up getting traded and getting that amazing season. He was great as a pro but before that magical season he was just another player
As a fan of the Toledo Tangs I always rooted against Biv, but I always respected Biv for who he was. Definitely a bright light for Columbus. It is a little sad people always forget about him because of The Player That Video Was About
I don’t think there will ever be another player who can do what he did more than 94 times. He really is one of the all time legends of the sport. He was always one of my personal favorite players despite him never playing for my team.
I'm glad that someone is out here recognizing Josh Naylor's incredible 2024 season. It's crazy that people forgot about something that happened just -2 years ago.
I love it, but you missed the bits where there's actual footage from sports, and it's made unrecognizable to The DMCA Algorithm in a surprisingly artistic way
Thanks, I never knew what the name of that song was! I only knew that its use as background music for the Hail Mary replay in Pretty Good Season 2 Episode 1 was perfection.
I think the only thing you missed was at 0:59, adding more "The Player This Video Is About" bars to show that of the 15 greatest sports years in this thing, TPTVIA was responsible for like six of them. Well done!
I like that the bar graph lists Greg Bird in 1976 even though he wasn't even born yet and David Bote in 2014 and 2016 which was before he played his rookie year and also Oprah and Bernie Sanders
I have the exact same 'Did I just learn something??' feeling after watching this as I do from the real Jon Bois videos. You don't get "he hit over .340 for his career" stats you get a 4D graph. "He was really far ahead of everyone on this graph" doesn't hit the same when talking about how great someone was.
Bro this video is funny on its own and kudos to you for doing it, but my favorite part is how it got comments from Secret Base (presumably Jon), Foolish Baseball AND Summouning Salt. That's like the holy Trinity of sports/historical stats content creators.
I'm 2 years late to this party, but am so glad I arrived. Also, god damn that Jazz... and by that I of course mean god damn that Keith Mansfield. I could barely even hear it right at the end.
It's the sond time I get this video recommended. The second time I watch it. The second time it has made me deaf for the rest of my life. But I cannot give it a second thumbs up...
Holy Guacamole. Thank y'all so much for watching this video. I truly truly appreciate it. Couple things I'd like to say:
1. Some people seem to be confused about my intentions. This was not intended to be a roast or mean spirited in any way. Jon is probably the most creative youtube content creator out there and I love watching his stuff. I even got my dad and friends to start watching him too and they think he is awesome. I meant for this to be a funny tip of the cap sort of thing out of respect and admiration
2. Holy Jesus Idk how Jon does it. It took me over a week to edit this bad boy and this video is only two minutes long. I don't understand how Jon and SB Nation boys do it. Huge shoutout to them for putting all that effort into their videos because I was dying while editing this thing.
3. Jon = goat
What does he use besides Google Earth to zoom and move charts and pictures in a 3D manner?
@@Chin-Hwa Google Earth, that's it
@@Chin-Hwa iMovie too, but yeah.
I found this because I'm a Jon Bois fan as well. Regarding the technical side, I've often wondered how he goes about these, but I have some suspicions. I think the key to keeping all of the charts in sync and scaling uniformly is perhaps illustrator files, likely one for each chart but then a much bigger one with all the charts laid out, so you can pop those in and out of after effects and get those smooth transitions.
I've wanted to make a video like this for a while myself just to see if I could do it and try and approximate his workflow. But, like everything editing, it gets faster once you've figured it out. I'm sure for Jon it's automatic at this point, and the first few times were probably hell.
He has a staff of people working for him.
lmao
oh dam its jons cousin!
Z Brawls I wouldn’t be surprised.
Ayyy
Yo wait Summoning Salt is a Bois fan? How am I not surprised but also this is so cool
@@benf8252 Oh yeah, he dropped a reference in a video once, something like "there may not be many Bobs in sports, but there are in video games" or something.
That's not just 'jazz' friend, that's Keith Mansfield, put some respect on the name. (also, nice work)
Holy Jesus thanks my dudes
I didn't know you guys were rebranding the video and special projects section of SB Nation to GUSDABUS.
Well then more Keith Mansfield pls
@Secret Base I'm pretty sure I figured out what was wrong with John Bois' form that was preventing him from hitting a 89 foot basketball shot... he was throwing with the wrong hand. Trust me, I'm an engineer. Also, more Card Show please.
The legend himself
Question about the 94 times -- does that include the postseason?
Unfortunately the player I focused on never reached the postseason
@@gusdabus4071 I can't believe Red's legend Barry Bonds never reached the postseason
@@gusdabus4071 you should have shown the comparison between him and his statistical peers and show how tragic it was that he was so great but never made it to the postseason.
I love you Foolish Baseball thank you for enlightening me and the baseball world on Larry Walker, you should collaborate on a series with Jon Bois and call it Pretty Foolish
It’s pretty tough to reach the postseason with a record of 25-134.7
More people need to see this so they too can learn about the 94 times.
Hey.... what are you doing here?
Hm yes 94 not bad not good
Well it was pretty rare
@@ericfix0521 So rare that the next player to do the rare thing only did it 69 times; however, I'm going to refrain from making a joke about that, because I'm classy.
You forgot the part when Jon whips out something so genuinely poetic about something so meaningless that it makes you tear up a little bit
Needs a brief, poorly lit video of Jon talking into a microphone to get the full experience, but this is amazing.
unfortunately if we saw this guy instead of jon behind the mic it would surely break the immersion experience
talking into a microphone in a damp closet
Make sure to change ur pfp
You forgot to say the microphone needs to at least take up 1/3rd of the screen
using a webcam from 2009
Who is here after the the team that the guy played for did the thing that they failed to do many times?
I never cared about sport at all, but now I do. Go team that the guy this video is about played for!
This comment was essential to the video. Thank you sir
Edit: Damn I sound like a spam bot
Goddamn this is the only video where the comments are actually part of the video
yo that was so amazing! If only the guy was around to see it.
strong NCAA Tournament is a loser machine energy
Jon Bois made me care about the plight of players named Bob in sports.
And made me care about punting.
And about the Seattle Mariners
@@sanderappel4499 I've spent more time watching videos about the Seattle Mariners, than I have spent watching Baseball. I have no idea what any of these stats mean but I care about them A LOT!
And the Atlanta Falcons
And the 1904 olympics
The fact that he uses the actual Bois music 💀💀💀
You forgot the part where he briefly alludes to sociopolitical contexts and how they relate to the player's achievements
In 1994 someone did something incredible. Although, our worlds were so bleak and chaotic, we just generally didn't care. This player did something rare 94 times, and we never paid attention to it. And nobody else has done the rare thing even 70 times since he retired. In our ceaseless march of our own mortality, we become too inundated in the mundane to appreciate the incredible.
like the 80s lawn chair economy
@@Kalos64 that was important context
And then right after that ignores everything he just said and makes a random joke and/or shows a funny statistic about said player
@@Kalos64 it was either $109, $110, or $10 w/ 2 different typos... the world may never know
mildly humorous meta-ironic comment in all lowercase with no punctuation
on point
that was reasonably ok
the - is punctuation you lose
@@Frigidevil One would say its...... pretty good
You absolutely nailed the quiet voice and REALLY LOUD MUSIC discrepancy. Love it.
its my only criticism of bois videos cause i love falling asleep to them but then sometimes the loud jazz jolts me awake
@@andracatheduckking257 Same
Honestly, I really like it and think it just adds to his style.
@@argon7624 Me too! :)
@@andracatheduckking257 you can fix that. There's add-ons for browsers like chrome and Firefox that have equalisation (of volume) options. So everything will be far closer to each other in volume.
I'm dying at the squashed graphs as the horizon appears
This is why sports are so important. Turn up the techno
I feel bad for everyone at SB Nation for being trapped in Jon's shadow.
It's not all bad tho; it's like being Goku's friends. We will never forget these other wonderful characters because of their support of Jon
To be fair I was more familiar with Will, Clara, and Seth (my fave) before I ever watched Jon Bois’ stuff. But he’s excellent.
the only thing missing is the outro, where Jon says something like, "if you're looking for more videos like this, well, i'm sure they're out there, but i'm not comfortable telling you what you should watch next"
"If you're looking for more great content like this, that's great! I hope you find it." - Best outro ever.
I've never paid any attention to sport before today, but now I feel deeply connected with the player you focused on.
This rare thing has only been achieved six(*) times in the history of the sport. Five of them were by the player I’m talking about. *The sixth was in a different era of the sport when stats were different.
I remember when my favorite player got so close to doing that rare thing but ended up doing that other almost as rare thing
It shouldn't be allowed to be this accurate
Watching Jon Bois is also a great opportunity for me to get intimate with my volume buttons, as I desperately switch between turning it up and turning it down.
My favorite part was "turn up the jazx"
Turn the techno up
Can someone please turn it up though.
Did you even say "y'all" once? Disliked, unsubbed and reported.
SirZapdos good point🤔
Yeah... Who is this guy and what did he do with the real Jon bois
As a Texan, that's as much of a word as "the" so it definitely wouldn't stick out for me.
I'm sad that when he got 94 in that season he outpaced my favorite player Roy G. Biv. He was my favorite player across the whole spectrum of the sport.
It is a crime that Roy G. Biv never got a chance to play for the University of Hawaii.
@@dodgerologist he never deserved to. As a fan of the Columbus fighting Swordfish his lackluster performance in the 1 year he played for us was the reason he ended up getting traded and getting that amazing season. He was great as a pro but before that magical season he was just another player
As a fan of the Toledo Tangs I always rooted against Biv, but I always respected Biv for who he was. Definitely a bright light for Columbus. It is a little sad people always forget about him because of The Player That Video Was About
I don’t think there will ever be another player who can do what he did more than 94 times. He really is one of the all time legends of the sport. He was always one of my personal favorite players despite him never playing for my team.
I'm glad that someone is out here recognizing Josh Naylor's incredible 2024 season. It's crazy that people forgot about something that happened just -2 years ago.
Josh Naylor's all star 2024 season
pov: you are here from jon’s twitter
other pov: you are reading my comment that’s formatted like a jon bois tweet and that’s pretty good
is the sandwich shop open for labor day weekend? who will be tonight’s twitter president?
My ears where conditioned from a young age to withstand anything thanks to full volume Jon bois jazz
This is a masterpiece
John just tweeted this out so here comes a flood of views. Great work!
I love it, but you missed the bits where there's actual footage from sports, and it's made unrecognizable to The DMCA Algorithm in a surprisingly artistic way
You forgot “Plays Zero Gravity by Richard Birdsall over most important moment.”
4/10
Thanks, I never knew what the name of that song was! I only knew that its use as background music for the Hail Mary replay in Pretty Good Season 2 Episode 1 was perfection.
@@kbrasee I believe it's also used in the Bob Beamon long jump record during the "Bob Emergency"
Just thinking about that part in the Randall Cunningham pretty good gives me chills.
this is actually amazing
I'm a huge fan of Bois and I love this. I'm also glad that Jon took it well. That stat about the 94 times was inspiring. So was the jazz.
It could be a 29 hour video about the history of bread and I would watch every second of it and be amused
this is actually perfect
i wish it had a 4th wall breaking footnote somewhere but it's still perfect
need more slow mo footage and existential ending with 'zero gravity' bursting my eardrums with tears
i love this
Theres something about the song zero gravity put to a video that has a painting vfx on it that just tugs at the heart.
@@Ember2remember Video?
zero gravity by richard phillip birdsall plays as i slowly mouse over to the "like" button
Nothing about this is even wrong
The newspaper headline thing is just one of those spot-on details that makes this video so * chef's kiss *
Just need some actual game footage that looks like it’s from the 1970s even though it’s actually from 2014 and this would be perfect
2024 Josh Naylor cracks me up now seeing the absolutely insane man he has become in 2022
This video was pretty good.
Turns out having a consistent recognisable unique style is a selling point.
I think the only thing you missed was at 0:59, adding more "The Player This Video Is About" bars to show that of the 15 greatest sports years in this thing, TPTVIA was responsible for like six of them. Well done!
Jon could do 10 hours on the most inane topic imaginable and I'd watch multiple times
I don't think you mentioned that the voice is too low in the mix, even though you nailed that detail.
that graph at 1:01 is the volatility chart from the history of every NFL team right
ladies and gentlemen, we got him
He's done for
This is it. This is all of them. This is genuinely hilarious and also a wonderful tribute! But, the jazz could have been louder.
everyone: ...
Jon: "Guys, seriously I need some louder Jazz"
I too love Jon Bois. But there’s nothing wrong with a little satire and damn does this nail the shit out of it.
assuming this is only popping up in my recommended a year later because of the falcons series we’ve all been eating up
better late than never
It's 2024. I'll be keeping my eye on Josh Naylor.
I remember watching him do rare thing the 94th time live and being awestruck
It’s a shame so many people don’t remember him
I am furious that it took three months for CZcams to recommend this to me
That was Fairly Alright. It was Considerably Decent. It was Reasonably Nice.
Some might wven say it was pretty.. alright or even very good.
I like that the bar graph lists Greg Bird in 1976 even though he wasn't even born yet and David Bote in 2014 and 2016 which was before he played his rookie year
and also Oprah and Bernie Sanders
Jon if you take anything from this, please mix your volume better
I have the exact same 'Did I just learn something??' feeling after watching this as I do from the real Jon Bois videos. You don't get "he hit over .340 for his career" stats you get a 4D graph. "He was really far ahead of everyone on this graph" doesn't hit the same when talking about how great someone was.
Bro this video is funny on its own and kudos to you for doing it, but my favorite part is how it got comments from Secret Base (presumably Jon), Foolish Baseball AND Summouning Salt. That's like the holy Trinity of sports/historical stats content creators.
Jon even tweeted about this so that is why I'm here
The fact that you used the EXACT same music slayed me.
I'm 2 years late to this party, but am so glad I arrived. Also, god damn that Jazz... and by that I of course mean god damn that Keith Mansfield. I could barely even hear it right at the end.
I stopped watching dorktown falcons cause its been 3 hours, this was recommended, now I'm back in.
Wow I just watched every possible iteration of a Job Bois video simultaneously.
Dorktown: Shohei Ohtani and the Legend of Tungsten Arm O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen
Quiet music and loud voice, 10/10 tribute.
The fact that I am only seeing this now deeply saddens me
Every now and then, the algorithm blesses me with this masterpiece. ❤
i hope anything i do in life ever gets someone to burn me this brilliantly
I thought I was the only person who thought the jazz at the end was ridiculous. Thank you. Lol
Is this the new sb nation channel im watching or something
i clicked because i misview and tought i was clicking on a real Jon Bois video but in the end, after all this, it turned out .... pretty good
The loudest jazz caught my cats attention
Jon severely underrates 2024 Josh Naylor here
This is an amazing simulation of a Jon Bois video
This is one of the top 25 CZcams videos ever
sitting through this for 4 hours during the mariners docuseries
Do I really like every Jon Bois video ever? Yes
Do I know why? Not really, they just seem pretty good
Pretty amazing how accurate this actually is. ^^
I am so mad at the algorithm for hiding this from me until today.
Welcome to tbt Dorktown Cinematic Universe.
This was, in fact, pretty good.
I think about this video like every other week, thanks for it 😂
You absolutely nailed this to the point Jon Bois commented that you nailed it on Twitter. Much respect!
It's the sond time I get this video recommended. The second time I watch it. The second time it has made me deaf for the rest of my life.
But I cannot give it a second thumbs up...
I'm calling the police.
I just can't believe Bartolo Colon was playing pro baseball back in 1904
Thank you so much! This made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
This is a supportive comment of the fine work of the video.
Jon will use this exact same format and proceed to make Emmy level video essays EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
The fact that Jon Bois loves this video is amazing to me
this must be that pretty good episode that got removed from youtube for copyright reasons
I come back to this every time Jon puts out a new masterpiece.
wait holy shit there’s a greg bird joke? nice
Just finished the Falcons documentary and that is exactly this
I wish i could find someone that gets me like you get jon bois
"I need some louder jazz"
Why won't anyone get this man some LOUDER JAZZ? He's asked politely like 10 times