Microsoft Reacts to the Apple Vision Pro
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
- Microsoft reacts to the Apple Vision Pro by saying… it’s not fair!
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You tried toо hard too long. Not funny.@@murder.simulator
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Uhh
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Sam
Does PC include Linux?
"Oh I see why we failed"
Brutal.
That got a very good laugh out of me, perfect closing joke.
Ruthless 😂
My window's phone was awesome.
Ironic 😂
Funny enough I would still be happily using my windows phone I bought for cheap in 2016 if it worked on our modern cell networks. I hate my andriod phone.
I'm glad someone remembers Hololens!
I really wanted a hololens and it does basically do everything the vision pro dose except I don't believe they actually made a true commercial version and the lack of apps would have killed it too ...
I miss windows phones to be honest, I just wished that the Microsoft teams back then gave more crap about the apps which could have saved it.
I'm so annoyed with Microsoft for never diving into the consumer market. I was waiting for years to find a $999 AR headset and they never did it. Now it kinda looks like they fumbled the bag. Hope they enter the market soon!
I had the first HoloLens and it was amazing what it could do even when it was 4 or 5 years older than most of the other tech that was out. It was still Head and shoulders above most everything in some areas. Was thinking about purchasing the second version but was holding out for something that was more a consumer level adaptation. Disappointed that Microsoft never pushed in that direction.
@@robertmunafo5039 I also think it's a missed opportunity. I tried the HoloLens myself and it was really amazing! The field of view is small but the screens are very bright. Best of all, it's technology from 9 years ago.
Honestly, first time hear about it
Microsoft should've just stuck with the Big Ass Table. That was visionary, imagine a Big Ass Clippy?
ROFL
Hentai community would've loved that.
Ah, what a tragedy it never came to be.
ROFLCOPTER @@NOT_NativeEN_Speaker
Leave Kim Kardashian out of this.
@@fakumadda1632 LOOOL
The only channel that keeps CZcams spirit.🎉
NASA, Pentagon and other big companies bought thousands of HoloLens.
Kids bought Apple Vision Pro to send an iMessage.
Haha
They've sold 300k units since launch. Meta on the other hand has sold 17 million of just the Quest 2 and apple will easily surpass it in the next generation. Not even close in terms of marketshare. Apple has already sold over 200k units.
People say the same about the iPhone and Mac, and yet the establishments you mentioned are full of them. I know you're desperate for Apple to fail, but maybe give the apps a few months. The engineering ones are interesting, like the formula 1 car which explodes to see all the components to scale.
@@jire9831 That's not true, they expect to sell between 300k and 400k by the end of this year. They sold out the presale, but a lot of those devices will be sent back. If you ask me, this one doesn't seem like an Apple product.
Much better to have kids rich and happy than poor and angry ;)
Apple is already preparing people to look like a corpse😂😂😂 man that's funny and also correct
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🤣 well most of their cult members are dead inside already so 🤷♂️🤣
Apple has been very quiet about tamagotchi 2023 sorry AI, Perhaps too quiet, Im getting very suspicious that vision pro is actually a sophisticated plot to get people killed, by getting them run over, and then replace them with AI powered AVP Avatars, their families would never know, because they wouldn't have any actual contact with them to tell the difference 😂
With poverty accelerating, a lot of us will look very much corpse-like soon, assuming we don't get vaporized in nuclear war by crazed politicians. But at least the wealthy have new status symbols to flash at the impoverished masses while distancing themselves from the miserable reality they're creating.
Did you just put a tupperware on your head?
I mean it's right there in the name... tupperWARE... tupperWEAR? 🤔
ROLF nail it
You think he's gonna shell out thousands to make a video he'll clear twenty dollars in ad revenue on?
@@danielhall6477😂😂😂
no bro it’s the HoloLens
He has some serious points 😂
I bought a Samsung Odyssey Plus many years ago. It's a Windows VR device. It still works fine. The good part? I paid $300 for it new. It still kicks ass.
Unfortunately they're removing the WMR software. Once that happens with headsets will be paperweights. There's no open source alternative, Linux support....even steam vr needs Microsoft's app. Real shame, I love my Lenovo Explorer.
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You also need an iPhone or iPad with Face ID to be able to scan your face for the right size of the lenses. This should be possible to do in an Apple Store if you don’t have other Apple device.
This was great. Roasting both.
3:13 3D Pinball, 3D Solitaire 🤣🤣
I really have no idea how it is sold out, there is literally no usage of damn thing yet! Some people are just acting like they have apple chips in their brains already and buying every new product without any regard if they need it or not...
It’s a full fledged computer, what type of idiot says there’s no use case for it. Maybe it’s not for you which is fine but there’s certainly a reason for people to buy one. Additionally without consumers there won’t be enough reasons for developers to support it.
@@1nine8two39 First of all if you use your brain a little then you would realize you can buy far better computers from both apple and elsewhere with 3500 dollars! Secondly im not saying why a single one of them is sold, sure there will be people who will buy it before there is use case for it. But it is entirely sold out? That's just dumb people buying any apple product, most probably to show off their stupidity! You can't use it for even simple surfing right now unless you enjoy that ridiculous 3D keyboard ofc...
@@1nine8two39consider how many people are struggling to pay energy bills and food bills...I honestly can't wait to see more of these things in public.... $3500 ..... Mugged and sold for 500. Would you then have been mugged twice? 😅
Legitimately a double standard if you pointed and laughed at google glass and aren't doing the same with these people on the vision pro.
Frs
At least Google Glass was see through. i mean they could have designed that to be in some normal glasses instead of making it look futuristic & distinctive
@@triax7006that’s why I really wanted it to happen
I've got mixed feelings here. On the one hand Apple has a reputation for intentionally bricking devices and preventing repairs so I'd never want to buy their products, but on the other hand Microsoft hasn't really done anything to move the technology forward. l;ike, at all. So I kind of like the news if only to ensure that healthy competition exists.
"How are ours more expensive?"
Probably because the Microsoft I've has industrial use cases, where the vision pro is just for watching CZcams (but without an app because Apple)
In many industrial use cases, you're not even allowed to impair the employee field of view for safety, like a surgeon operating or a utility technician making repairs in a power pole, so the Apple Vision is a no go from the start. They definitively serve different purposes.... but my guess is that if Microsoft could get away with not making the hardware and just selling the software that runs the business applications, they would probably ditch the Hololens as the hardware is less profitable.
*but without an app because Google
in military too
@@dualnon6643 And without tracking you, because they’re NOT Google 🤷🏾
Yeah, besides VR for like games and stuff I couldn't care less about AR. This is like the 20th time a company has tried to push AR crap like this.
Exactly
Yeh for industry etc it is a good thing, but for the general public outside of said industry it really has no use especially as these are just VR headsets with passthrough larping as AR. About the only time it may take off is when they are like regular glasses & you can simply control what info is displayed sort of like a heads up display. None of this garbage where the whole field of view is filled with so much info you cannot se anything else in front of you
Apple Vision Pro may look like ski goggles, but at least it doesn't look like a HoloLens.
It includes a battery on board
@@michaelcorcoran8768you can just mount the Vision Pro battery to the back.
both are ugly to me
The hololens 2 are like 6 years old, a newer version would be so much slicker looking than even the Vision Pro.
HoloLens aren't made for looks, they're made for work.
When we are seeing people 'driving' Teslas, down the road, while wearing these puppies, we might think that our tech obsession has gone a bit too far.
The funniest bit is hearing people complain that they cant read their messages on phones because Cameras aren't good enough. Literally have a phone strapped too your face but need a phone to read messages. This device is like an IQ test of rich people. You can have money and be beyond stupid. 😂
Yeh I would assume because it is in the early honeymoon stage those idiots are wearing it for as long as possible & complaining they cannot do certain things whilst wearing it as per your example of looking at their phone. hey could of course simply remove the bulky $3.5k piece of junk off their head & do the tasks they can do with said piece of junk
Reminds of Siri in it first came out. I wasn't impressed as I've worked with speech engines. How often do people use Siri today?
@@MrAkaacerpeople still don’t use Siri all that much. Google Assistant is so much better
@@MrAkaacer I know a guy who uses Siri quite often, but even back then he wouldn't have thought of it as revolutionary. Mostly just a very slight time save over typing
I’m sure if you could easily afford an Apple Vision Pro, and bought one, you wouldn’t complain about or make fun of it. Critiquing how others choose to spend their hard earned money is pretty low. Why do you care? Jealousy? The need to feel superior? Or are stuck in the 1990s? Lol
This isn't even wrong, The HoloLens 2 is genuinely better than the Apple Vision in most practical regards, it just doesn't have the same level of marketing hype
HoloLens is/was really forward looking. Indeed, HoloLens was marketed only for Pro users - unlike the Apple Vision Pro (can you actually release a consumer device for 3.5k and get away with it? :)).
However, I think the projection technology has failed HoloLens. While it allows the HoloLens to get away without the advanced see-through cameras, it has two major problems: (1) half the field view of what the Vision Pro has, and (2) not-so-great contrast especially in bright environments. These limitations change the experience significantly. I really wish Microsoft continued their development for HoloLens.
@@GeorgeM76 Same
Best line
"And out was like straping a windows phone to your face... oh i see why ours failed"
should have swiped right instead of left with the minesweeper to make it less dangerous, trust me.
To be fair, Windows Phones were good and offered more freedom than an iPhone, but still inferior to Android phones.
Can't beat an Android device which you can do nearly anything and actually sideload apps!
If you talk only about phones then yes, but its nothing impressive cause there is only iOS to compete and its unfair to say cause Windows phone didn't have big lifespan but if it did it would definitely allowed sideloading apps.. I mean they made Windows which suggest that sideloading would be allowed
If we compare OSs with programs support Windows is best by far
I would use Windows phones if they would come out again, I liked the look of them, I didn't like the Windows 8 theme, but they moved past that.
Windows phone was good. Microsoft literally wasted the potential of Windows phones.
If Microsoft added an option to play older pc games on it natively then it will become a huge success.
@@karthikeyan53exactly
Few make me laught. Sam is one of those few.
I remember reading somewhere that Bill Gates was trying to sell the idea of a keyboard-less tablet to IBM back in the 90s but he failed because nobody believed anyone would want a portable PC without a keyboard. But then the iPad rocket sold some years later. I guess maybe MS is just too far ahead of time that people are never ready for their visionary ideas. 😅
Timing really has been a bitch for for Microsoft. But that too is part of the equation for a successful product launch to the masses. Have you forgotten about windows xp tablet edition? I wanted one of those motion computing m1400 tablets they used on Stargate Atlantis. They looked so cool and futuristic. It even had a fingerprint reader back in 2004. The concept was great but the tech wasn't there yet. The cpu power, the battery life, mechanical drives plus those things started at 2000 usd. That's 3250 usd in today's money.
This is SO funny. I hope SadleyItsBradley find this! Braaad!!! You've been summoned... Oh shit I forgot the chant. "Deckard, Deckard, Deckard". All good now 👍
I really wanted a hololens and it does basically do everything the vision pro dose except I don't believe they actually made a true commercial version and the lack of apps would have killed it too ...
I miss windows phones to be honest, I just wished that the Microsoft teams back then gave more crap about the apps which could have saved it.
I agree
Hololens 2 is great and with Edge you can create apps of all streaming services with one click. There is really no other app I would need for it as I just mirror my PC screen to it for games
Isn’t HL an augmented reality device only? It does not completely shut out the outdoor world in order to experience VR.
2:53 that’s clearly a Lego person holding a hermit crab
LEGO -s don't have fingers.
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Sam is versatile man. He works in all tech giants: Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, Google, Huawei, One Plus lol
Sam never fails to entertain 😂
Agreed, He's more entertaining than most actors in Hollywood these days
I'd consider buying a Holo lense if it was under $2000. Microsoft just needs to have the confidence to mass produce the darn thing and they will own this. Add a way to darken the background and those who already have a boss computer can do PC VR with it, do some hardcore VR gaming, but then also do work with it.
I'd consider one too. They look cooler. But it's Microsoft software which means it'll be a complete pile of clunky cluttered w@nk.
Microsoft fired most of their Hololens and WMR teams and the WMR subsystem in Windows is already scheduled for removal. Might not be the best time to buy into that dying ecosystem. Also Hololens itself has a terrible FOV, so it's pretty much unusable as a VR headset.
@@grumbel45it was already removed from W10 and W11.
Buy a HoloLens and run Linux or steam os on it instead
@@grumbel45 It's because they want to go all in on AI and Cloud. This is basically the smart phone all over again. They had smart phones in the 90's and early 00's then failed to make them something for ordinary people. Same thing all over again.
@@HontasFarmer80exactly
Why does this remind me of Microsoft CEO talking about the first iPhone? lol
Nice! You got some love for this video from Windows Central. You've hit the big time now Sam
Few differences:
1. Apple's can go more "full dive",
2. Hololens are more safe to wear in car or street,
3. Apple's got better price,
4. With Hololens you can use your glasses,
5. Hololens got better battery solution.
Basically lens that can change based on your vision, better full dive view(blocking any light...), better battery, added see through and take off at just side hit, 1200 price, 0.6x, 1x,3x,10x, 200mp cameras, IR&Thermal cameras, IR+UV light, virtual phone/tablet emulation - ate what's keeping it from being popular.
The irony of the Microsoft + Google creation of AR headsets is, their hardware is always way ahead of its time to the point where they do R&D for Apple. Apple takes the work, turns it into an ecosystem, then it all gets released to the masses.
Now as for the big-ass table, that could've totally turned into a futuristic Holodeck.
How this channel doesn't reach 1M? Deemed CZcams!
Because intelligence and humour only goes so far
Hi. Thing on the back isn't the battery. The batteries are actual in the arms of the headset. MS made a profit on hololens 2, they actually got a bunch of dev units back and then resold them they were selling so well.
that checkmate was unexpected
Work is serious business, Apple is not serious. LOL!
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So, I ask that you have a menu of brand, model & year on your Funkytime platform so subscribers can link to your review vids before purchasing a dud. 😢
Am only gonna comment on your dress. Thas a rare sight seeing a youtuber dress up so nicely as you did right there.
Laughed alot! All of your videos are great!!!
VR could be my next PC if: it was within 2000euro, full dive...VR but also AR option, with hi res screens, powerful computing or additional external source(virtual or real computer), if it could be used to play games, use it as a camera phone... for that money it should be possible.
No need for ultra precision, as long as basics work.
At least someone talked about it.
Check mate! Than ending was also hilarious!
Love this guy's reviews, Colin from Accounts meets the office:)
Sam you’re the best!
And the tech inside HL2 is capable of stuff way beyond what Vision Pro is capable of. Microsoft has barely even begun exploiting the bleeding edge hardware that HL2 is based on. Vision Pro is based on old VR-only technology, not AR-specific innovations.
But seriously, microsoft should continue to create such types of glasses they used to make, with a different OS.
Microsoft's reaction to the Apple Vision Pro showcases the healthy competition in the tech industry. It's fascinating to see how different companies approach similar concepts and innovate in their own ways😍
I think Windows started too quickly when people weren't ready. but it's ridiculous that people think Apple was the first to make it
they’ll focus in wacking everything into a earpiece next.
The hololens 2 was released almost 5 years ago and was a true AR device, in contrast to the Apple vision which is just another VR device with cameras. The hololens was targeted at industry and wasn't planned for the consumer market, not before improving it and getting it lighter and cheaper. However, they stopped development. Apple on the other hand is selling another status symbol to people with too much money.
Agree on status symbol for rich people ⭐️
Don't get clippy with me, son
This was fun to watch!
Can’t wait for valve (or linux) reacts to Apple vision pro
Linux is not company
@@antonioytm i know
Capability angle, I feel Hololens got their hardware much better. Forcing windows 8 tiles on it ruined it. Latest Windows for ARM UI could look much better. I hope hololens team is still well funded.
They made it out of plastic. 🤦♂️ $3,500 +$200 case +200 lenses for the same screen experience as ultra low budget Android phones and old Nintendo switches.
Solving a problem that doesn't need to be solved& doing a bad job of it. sorry but people are carrying around smartphones, wearing smart watches , have tablets & laptops. they have the solution & don't have to look like a moron whilst using them - that is optional though.
Microsoft’s Big Add table isn’t that bad either, least you can see through and control with your eyes, comes with a battery attached at the back of the set so you don’t have to carry it around. Basically everything the Vision Pro does
Which Sam Tucker are you today?
The one from...
...Samsung, Apple or Microsoft?
no honorable mention for Oculus (before being destroyed by Facebook)
Exactly my thoughts:
In what way is this revolutionary??
Did everyone just forgot the hololens???
And FFS, Microsoft, why didn't you launch the Hololens for mere mortals, even at that exorbitant price - 3500$ ?
Interesting topic in this video for considering - passthrough without or with camera .?
Don't worry guys. When you can't see what is going on around you due to all the ads and crap in your eyes. We will be doing a bang bang pop to you and getting a free 2,500 resell. You guys can then go and buy more of these devices for we can resell them again. Thank you so much and we love the new slogan of these companies. Make Crime Profitable Again.
The last time Microsoft laughed at an Apple product was when Windows Phone mocked the 2007 iPhone and it didn't end well. Look where Windows Phone is now. Who's the laughing stock now? So if I were Microsoft, I'd rather just stay quiet and mind my own business LOL 😅
3:00 Atleast Microsoft used a handsome dude rather than the uglyGirl Apple hired
Stop body shaming
VERY funny. Well done!!
I dont follow such tech news so i didnt know much about vision pro and didnt know about microsoft one but when i saw vision pro i immidietely thought that they should think about "see through". Thats definetely plus for microsoft.
I hope vision pro stimulates other companies make good quality see through items
lol loved it nice work pal
5-10 years we’ll see more and a realistic price as well I hope. Great video btw…:)
Danke!
Thanks Arnlold!
Great, another headset I don't want to be caught dead with.
lol I remember the HoloLens and the google glass were ahead of its time. But because it doesn’t have the fruit it was prone to fail.
It's 2024 and I still want Microsoft's "Big Ass Table" SKU.
I wouldn't mind having such a thing as my table in the living room near the couch and TV. A control hub for the home ofc with a swipe towards the TV function to switch the video output to the TV
As a HoloLens developer, I approve this message [)-)
hilarious, as always, thank you sir 😅
Can't believe that people are driving or walking in it on the streets. All you need is - screen/cameras/processors etc. failure. I know it's rare like not working breaks, BUT its a deadly risk.
You help us to figure out what is this device. Thanks.
I think the 40° field of view wasn’t enough for people
I actually liked the Microsoft VR Headset waaaaaayy better.
Apple "Our vision pro has eye tracking, hand tracking and its revolutionary that you never seen before"
Microsoft with Hololens decade ago "🗿"
Microvision ($mvis) made the miracle engine for the Hololens 2
I just find it incredible that they managed to make something so expensive look so cheap.
They literally took their most cutting edge processor and display technology and reduced it to a gimmick.
Set the video timeline at the beginning and press the back arrow multiple times. Wow!
Love it. MSFT duplicate / copies everything and then complain when they are the target.
This guy is so right about all the app stuff. 😂
Thank you
The only thing Microsoft did wrong with hololens was sell it for thousands of dollars and target it for business needs. Apple Vision Pro definitely isn't doing the same thing. They have made a consumer friendly affordable device that plays games with immersive field of view and controllers. Nope sorry I was mixing that up with the quest.
Steve Jobs's most famous quote: "The problem of Microsoft is that, they have no taste, absolutely no taste."
We miss That Steve Jobs!!
I think they should have continued like Meta and I think it’s a huge mistake to remove mixed reality from Win 11 in the next Update such as the tablet mode which is now needed by handheld gaming devices I think Ms just think to short
The Hololense 2 was like $3,700.
I really wanted one. But like the Vision Pro. I can't justify that price
if Microsoft made their Hololens for the wider populace itll probably sell well.
That's crazy how Microsoft failed so hard no one even brings it up until this video
It is better. If I did not need a software development team to create software for me to use with it, I would be considering it even if the windows don't sit exactly still without an in-depth understanding of game programming.
Thank goodness Microvision is behind the Holo Lens 2. Hopefully 3 will have more commerical success.
I did not expect steamed clams.