Every Sniper in WW2

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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2023
  • Recently we've watched a few Sniper scenes from such greats as Saving Private Ryan, and we realised this video had to be made. Sadly, a German ZF scope alone is almost a year's budget for us! So we figured out a way around that... Download Opera GX for free using our link: operagx.gg/Squire2.
    A lot of you have been asking where we get our equipment from; we've been using Colchester Militaria recently for all of our lovely, original WW2 guns - if you choose to check them out, let them know we sent you! They're on CZcams @colchestermilitaria1667 and their site is colchestermilitaria.co.uk
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Před rokem +1134

    Only on THIS channel, would you see a real 1945 Kar98k, with a scope made of low qaulity cardboard taped to the top of it. Anyway, thanks to our Sponsor Opera GX! Download it for free using our link - operagx.gg/Squire2

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před rokem +34

      Ah, it's always good to see the classic cardboard.
      Well done sir, as always! Seriously, I'm totally convinced every single video you've ever done is a banger.

    • @rayshiffer5026
      @rayshiffer5026 Před rokem +29

      It's the standered issue german sniper scope in 1945

    • @BIG_IRON1865
      @BIG_IRON1865 Před rokem +2

      Hello

    • @deadmanriding1118
      @deadmanriding1118 Před rokem +1

      Your keen attention to details keeps bringing me back. 🍻👍

    • @ryleeculla5570
      @ryleeculla5570 Před rokem +6

      Your using a real Kr98K but not a real kr98k scope

  • @TheZombifiedGuy
    @TheZombifiedGuy Před rokem +929

    0:24 "I can't drink, I'm the designated marksman" is the kind of joke that should be followed by a laugh track. it's perfect xD

    • @maxlutz3674
      @maxlutz3674 Před rokem +27

      IMHO a following laugh track is the hallmark of a lame joke. It lacks finesse. That joke is perfect without one.

    • @TheZombifiedGuy
      @TheZombifiedGuy Před rokem +6

      @@maxlutz3674 I tend to agree, it just seems like one *would* go there if it was the kind of comedy that used them. It definitely doesn't need one to be funny.

    • @BradySharrett
      @BradySharrett Před rokem +2

      Laugh tracks are for simpletons. The joke is either funny or not it stands on its own, one shouldn't need to be prodded and "told$ when to laugh.

    • @domirusz24
      @domirusz24 Před rokem +7

      It's a pun, the most dry type of joke... A laugh track is always used in the most unfunny, dry jokes, so it adds a satire layer to the joke, making it more funny If you understand.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +1

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  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 Před rokem +1361

    As a totally real history expert on ww2 I can confirm literally every single marksman had a ridiculously bright flashlight instead of a scope mounted to their gun this was of course done for the sake of balancing so that regular soldiers could see them from afar.

    • @RichieLarpa
      @RichieLarpa Před rokem +24

      You experts are coming out of nowhere suddenly, telling us what to think. Memers got ridiculous.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber Před rokem +34

      I see. So _that_ is the reason why grunts usually get flashlights that run out of power every ten steps or so - the snipers get all the ones that actually work!

    • @herauthon
      @herauthon Před rokem +14

      When the Midnight Sniper... shines a light on you...
      When the Midnight Sniper... ask you for some spare batteries..
      When the Midnight Sniper.. curses "Das wackelcontact" and throws a tantrum..
      When the Midnight Sniper.. walks off asking for their money back .. this is not what he ordered.. was written in contract.. told at enlistement..
      hands over the gun and requests his bike..
      and drives off into the night .. never to be scene again..

    • @mafia_boss_neto
      @mafia_boss_neto Před rokem +12

      Fun fact: Reflection of the sunlight into a scope could reveal a sniper, and that's why the famous sniper Simo "White Death" Häyhä ditched his scope and relied only on his iron sights to snipe.
      That said, movies exagerate it as the sunlight isn't going to magically align against every scope in the city and reflect straight into normal infantry. It's easier to spot the sniper's "light" with a NCO's/Officer binocular or with your own sniper rifle, specially if you're on a situation like Stalingrad where you don't even have time to be looking around before getting a grenade on your face.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber Před rokem +9

      @@mafia_boss_neto Fun fact: although you are of course correct with what you wrote about revealing reflections, this was not the reason why he did not use scopes or at least the least important reason for not using scopes, according to Häyhä's own statements.
      The more important/main reasons why he was not using scopes were that he wanted to provide a smaller target, since a sniper has to raise his head higher when using a scope, and that he wanted to prevent sight problems, since scopes have a tendency to get steamed over under conditions occuring in the finnish winter.

  • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689

    The detail of the Me-262 used as bomber. Unlike the German snipers in the movies, you guys never miss.

    • @orinik9332
      @orinik9332 Před rokem +11

      Didn't get that joke, could you explain please?

    • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
      @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Před rokem +93

      @@orinik9332 Sure, it will be a pleasure. The Messerschmitt Me-262 was developed as super weapon to counter the allied strategic bombing campaign, it was heavily armed with four 30mm cannons and planned as an interceptor fighter. If the Luftwaffe had enough units, B-17 and B-24 losses would become unsustainably high, making daylight bombings impracticable. But not only the Germans were already having trouble fielding enough units due to material shortages, damage to industrial complexes, and reduction of available pilots, upon being presented to A. Hitler, he made a famous question: "Does it can carry bombs?" That resulting in the most advanced German fighter being used on a kind of mission it was not designed for (tactical bombing), further reducing its availability for the missions it was actually intended for. Among aviation's history enthusiasts this went down as a joke, because it is considered one, if not the biggest, of Hitler's blunders regarding German aviation. That's why Squire brought it here. I hope you enjoyed my answer.

    • @Military._.hub._.0
      @Military._.hub._.0 Před rokem +16

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    • @AverageJoe.308
      @AverageJoe.308 Před rokem +8

      @@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Sorry to be "THAT GUY" but the Me-262 had 4 30mm cannons :)

    • @bpomowe224
      @bpomowe224 Před rokem +13

      @@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Except it wasn't Hitler delaying the ME 262 by insisting on bombs, but a general specification demand placed on EVERY German fighter series before 1944. Both TIKhistory and Military Aviation History has debunked the Hitler story as a mere postwar myth.

  • @raskahn9286
    @raskahn9286 Před rokem +282

    "We love burning things. Books, Rotterdam..". As a Dutch person, I'd like to applaud this reference. And thank the German Luftwaffe for all the modern architecture in Rotterdam. It's a popular attraction and yes, we do hold an 83 year old grudge.

    • @louisavondart9178
      @louisavondart9178 Před rokem +24

      Did you ever get your bicycles back?

    • @MrZauberelefant
      @MrZauberelefant Před rokem +1

      Graag gedaan! Rotterdam is nou echt één unieke plek!

    • @aceofspadesguy4913
      @aceofspadesguy4913 Před rokem

      Well the Germans are still crying about Dresden so it evens out

    • @stan1845
      @stan1845 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@louisavondart9178 still waiting for them. Same goes for the radios haha

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 Před rokem +1846

    Your German accent has gotten WAY better.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +373

      Really? I shat this one out and did all my lines in about 30 minutes, because of the rain.
      Usually we do LOADS of takes...

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 Před rokem +110

      @@SquireComedy Its because you didn't try to overpower your real accent. You kept it subtle instead.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Před rokem +48

      ​@@SquireComedy ja, das ist uber kasual.

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 Před rokem +11

      @@SquireComedy The scopes are obviously cardboard, but the rifles seem real. Are they? 🙂
      Also, 2001: A Space Odyssey was a bit boring. And switch from Chrome to Brave.

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 Před rokem +9

      Ah ha! Made it to the end; I KNEW those rifles were real.

  • @DarkPsychoMessiah
    @DarkPsychoMessiah Před rokem +318

    Reminds me of the scope glare in the Battlefield 1 Ottoman campaign. How did it glare in the middle of the night?!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +157

      By the light of the moon! Next question!

    • @NightStalker_MJ
      @NightStalker_MJ Před rokem +3

      Even if it faces away from the moon too also what kinda low quality graphics on the (in 1945) standard issue scope has high enough quality to use glint

    • @badideagenerator2315
      @badideagenerator2315 Před 10 měsíci

      They're just silly like that.

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE Před 9 měsíci +1

      Its simple. They werent using their shade tube so it was catching the ambient sunlight from the night air

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Před rokem +309

    Also, yes. Bill is wearing cowboy boots...
    I don't know why.

    • @ShladTheTonkLover
      @ShladTheTonkLover Před rokem +17

      I guess his mother let him be a cowboy. Much to the dismay of Willy and Waylon.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 Před rokem +5

      Why? Why not?

    • @E350tb
      @E350tb Před rokem +17

      He took them from Oberstleutnant Klint von Eastwoodstein.

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Před rokem

      Looted from the GI he caught snogging his gf, Ermentrude

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +23

      ​@@ShladTheTonkLover My favourite bit from Generation war.
      Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys 🎶

  • @rayshiffer5026
    @rayshiffer5026 Před rokem +238

    The german sniper scope is just a standard issue in 1945

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Před rokem +21

      had the war gone into 1946 the stock wouldve been cardboard as well.

    • @bludeuce3855
      @bludeuce3855 Před rokem +1

      the scope looks like its made out of cardboard ant taped to the rifle it doesnt look real

    • @PrivatePaul
      @PrivatePaul Před rokem +5

      @@bludeuce3855 oh really?

    • @bludeuce3855
      @bludeuce3855 Před rokem

      @@PrivatePaul it looks like the scope was jsut make out of a old cardbord box. i dont think they had a original k98 scope and just took some cardboard, painted it black and then taped it to the rifle

    • @PrivatePaul
      @PrivatePaul Před rokem +6

      @@bludeuce3855 huh now that you say it, you might be on to something, but i'm not 100% sure. But thanks for clarifying anyway :)

  • @GermanConquistador08
    @GermanConquistador08 Před rokem +522

    Squire really does hit EVERY WWII trope imaginable with every video.
    Bloody Good Work!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +1

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  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 Před rokem +192

    It’s funny, that quote about the Americans reminds me of a saying that was born from WW1 - when German artillery fires the allies duck, when British artillery fires the Germans duck, when American artillery fires everyone ducks. Nice video as always, and watch out for the show off who shoots through peoples scopes, there’s always one.

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 Před rokem +8

      Obviously no truth in that at all nowadays. Yeehaaa!

    • @cheeseninja1115
      @cheeseninja1115 Před rokem +54

      as the Soviets once said, "A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine."

    • @TotallyKoolaid
      @TotallyKoolaid Před rokem +8

      ​@@cheeseninja1115 Which is why we always win

    • @Pratt_
      @Pratt_ Před rokem +10

      I honestly thought it may have been about the infamous A-10 blue-on-blue incident during the second Gulf War when a n A-10 straffed a British column.

    • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
      @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Před rokem +13

      @@Pratt_ That incident is probably the most notorious, but the US forces' reputation for being trigger happy (if justified or not, is another story) comes from a long way, and Squire frequently makes references to it.

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich Před rokem +137

    The “shot through the scope” and “fountain” references were great 😊

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 Před rokem +2

      A "couple"? No. Just the one...

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Před rokem +7

      ​@@antonycharnock2993
      No, it's two separate references.
      USMC Scout Sniper Carlos Hathcock actually did kill an enemy sniper by shooting him through the scope. That's what inspired the scenes from 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Enemy at the Gates'.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před rokem +2

      are the references cod waw and enemy at the gates?

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Před rokem +4

      @@NewPaulActs17
      The fountain is 'Enemy at the gates' and the through the scope shot is 'Saving Private Ryan'.

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich Před rokem

      @@NewPaulActs17 Shot through the scope is from Saving Private Ryan (germans sniper is shot through his scope), and Enemy at the Gates.

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl Před rokem +345

    That's why Simo Hayha, the White Death, didn't use a scope. He knew it would give away his position.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před rokem +21

      Yep, and he was quite a badass for it

    • @abdurrazzaqmumin1574
      @abdurrazzaqmumin1574 Před rokem +5

      Didn't he lose his jaw? Or was that someone else?

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před rokem +36

      @@abdurrazzaqmumin1574 He did lose his jaw, yes, but it was reassembled as best as possible, but hey, he still took out plenty of Russians

    • @ak74udieby
      @ak74udieby Před rokem

      @@welkingunther5417 took an explosive bullet to the mouth and was disappointed when they wouldnt let him fight because of it

    • @abdurrazzaqmumin1574
      @abdurrazzaqmumin1574 Před rokem

      @@welkingunther5417 I think he may still be alive today.

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith Před rokem +32

    "Hey, how did you shine the scope glare into my eyes when there's no sun out?"
    "Old British trick, we had to learn it to get around the fact that no Brit has ever seen the sun."

  • @peashote2
    @peashote2 Před rokem +139

    I love how they talk about their weapons like experts in every video

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 Před rokem +71

    I’m not sure if this video demonstrates an obsession with Saving Private Ryan, or if it shows how well that movie captures all the WW2 cinematic tropes.

    • @d3al3rplays68
      @d3al3rplays68 Před rokem +8

      Did you notice the "Enemy at the Gates" reference aswell?

    • @callum105
      @callum105 Před rokem +4

      @@d3al3rplays68 a sniper who doesn't relocate, made me chuckle

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 Před rokem

      @@d3al3rplays68 I haven’t seen that one actually.

    • @d3al3rplays68
      @d3al3rplays68 Před rokem

      @@falcore91 Yeah it was the bit about as a sniper in the fountain with all the bodies around you and how bad your view then would be.
      It is a scene out of that movie.
      czcams.com/video/LLKtLO-55hA/video.html

    • @greekmonkey9790
      @greekmonkey9790 Před rokem

      @@d3al3rplays68 There were several Enemy at the Gates references.

  • @thurin84
    @thurin84 Před rokem +30

    i hope im not the only history movie nerd to notice the german sniper fired the exact same 9 rounds out of a 5 roung magazine that jackson did in saving private ryan.

  • @thcdreams654
    @thcdreams654 Před rokem +63

    This notification popped up as I was showing my 62 year old mom the Victoria 3 video laughing our ass off. Your content is always great. Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @raylast3873
    @raylast3873 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This reminds me of „The Sniper“, a short story set in the Irish Civil War. Also involves two enemy snipers running into each other.

  • @genericusername568
    @genericusername568 Před rokem +49

    Already know it's a good day when squire uploads

  • @Kelnx
    @Kelnx Před rokem +29

    Man your production level has gotten really good over the years. I still like the cardboard scope on the Kar98k though.

    • @Pratt_
      @Pratt_ Před rokem +3

      Yeah honestly I like that they keep some props obviously made of cardboard, it give it a charm I think

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This Před 9 měsíci +4

    Best conceptual ad I've seen on CZcams. And I've been working as a copywriter in the ad industry since 2005.
    Nice dudes. Really nice.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Wow, thanks! Would love to get into that one day.

    • @Overanalyse_This
      @Overanalyse_This Před 9 měsíci

      @@SquireComedy just bear in mind that it doesn't pay well at the start. In fact, there's a good chance you'd make way more with your channel!

  • @Bigg_Russ
    @Bigg_Russ Před rokem +7

    *meets enemy sniper*
    *Casual conversation ensues*
    *Random cut to 2001 space odyssey*
    All in true squire fashion, congratulations, you have made another excellent video

  • @-MilitaryHistoryShorts-
    @-MilitaryHistoryShorts- Před rokem +11

    Lmao the opera gx add is brilliant! XD

  • @romanpollmeier2711
    @romanpollmeier2711 Před rokem +5

    Production quality is getting better with every video. Awesome as always ❤

  • @beachside1
    @beachside1 Před rokem +15

    I just love this channel and videos. You guys need to be in the movies. Just incredible

  • @bjiornbjiorn
    @bjiornbjiorn Před rokem +5

    Two different Churches serving as the exterior and steeple-top of a single, imagined, building! Will these wonders of modern cinema ever cease!

  • @karlthorsten9118
    @karlthorsten9118 Před rokem +57

    Impressed that you are allowed to wear a 1939 Iron Cross with a Hakenkreuz. Love the accurate uniforms!

    • @vvr881
      @vvr881 Před rokem +3

      Only in Germany mate😢

    • @jackychan9236
      @jackychan9236 Před rokem +5

      UK allows that.

    • @karlthorsten9118
      @karlthorsten9118 Před rokem +1

      Aaaaah. I keep forgetting.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Před rokem +3

      oooooooo youtube overlords not gonna like that one!!!

    • @thmxsz
      @thmxsz Před 7 měsíci

      @@vvr881 uhhhh that rly depends here if i remember correctly we got strict anti nazi laws that include shit like that but in the right context (educational or artistic or smthing) it might be allowed

  • @pawebartnik2458
    @pawebartnik2458 Před rokem +9

    The most realistic video about snipers. Especially the helmet tactic .

  • @TheTankArtist
    @TheTankArtist Před rokem +3

    Love how you can see both norwich cathedrals in the distance

  • @ThinEndOfTheSWedge
    @ThinEndOfTheSWedge Před rokem +2

    Two cathedrals to choose from and you pick a church in the middle. Love it!

  • @buckrowe9196
    @buckrowe9196 Před rokem +1

    Another video, awesome! I’ve been binging Squire content, all the way back to some of the 2016 stuff!

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 Před rokem +13

    But for all that scope glare, you guys might have never even seen each-other up there. Pretty accurate, I’d say. Thought this was a documentary at first! Thanks for this, boys.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Před rokem +1

      Considering there’s hardly any Sun in England I’m genuinely surprised.😅

  • @becauseicangaming2479
    @becauseicangaming2479 Před rokem +61

    Squire really likes playing the German characters apparently
    Edit: Nobody read into that too much just making a observation

    • @andrewmiller407
      @andrewmiller407 Před rokem +16

      It's because of the German's sharp looking uniforms.

    • @becauseicangaming2479
      @becauseicangaming2479 Před rokem

      @@andrewmiller407 Yeah that is true.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Před rokem +2

      Well, because he is German, born and bred in Norfolk.😅

    • @becauseicangaming2479
      @becauseicangaming2479 Před rokem

      @@inisipisTV Really? How do you know this?

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Před rokem

      @@andrewmiller407 yeah, those were very sharp safety pins holding his shoulder boards on!!!

  • @GunmadMadman
    @GunmadMadman Před rokem +1

    I’m really enjoying all the obvious vantage points in the background

  • @StrifeGaming_420
    @StrifeGaming_420 Před rokem

    Been following for a few years now, I've seen the growth and change in detail. Love the work Lads. And the continued cardboard gag is a good call back. Though I do miss the plywood Sten Guns...lmao

  • @feldwebel3385
    @feldwebel3385 Před rokem +38

    Nice cardboard scope! I'm surprised the guns aren't cardboard too

  • @WikkeSchrandt
    @WikkeSchrandt Před rokem +5

    "We love burning things - books, Rotterdam..."
    As a Dutchman, I felt that

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 Před rokem

    Great job as always chaps :-) Loved all the references to Saving Private Ryan and Enemy at the Gates :-P Keep up the good work!

  • @soundwavegamer2321
    @soundwavegamer2321 Před rokem +5

    I have definitely got to give you props for not just grabbing a normal Iron Cross, but one with a Swastiaka in it considering that’s what the Nazi’s Iron cross would look like. Though one thing to note the soldier won’t have been wearing it in a combat situation, but only during parades and special events.

  • @themountainman7003
    @themountainman7003 Před rokem +7

    this is hilarious and and the small game hunting is so accurate 😂

  • @nuttyjawa
    @nuttyjawa Před rokem +4

    I watched enemy at the gates yesterday, what timing! 🤣

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +4

      My favourite line is "Ah you're such a cheetah!"

    • @nuttyjawa
      @nuttyjawa Před rokem

      @@SquireComedy Read in my internal monologue in Ron Perlmans voice

  • @AchanCham_
    @AchanCham_ Před rokem

    Well done! Thank you for making this.

  • @lsbc9666
    @lsbc9666 Před rokem +1

    This videos just get better and better.

  • @alishaspencer0401
    @alishaspencer0401 Před rokem +14

    "I'll call in the Americans to do a bombing strike if you go there" "woah woah woah, calm down" I love how everyone's scared of how reckless the Americans were (and still are) 🤣

  • @me.ne.frego.
    @me.ne.frego. Před rokem +6

    Every line, every joke and reference was excellent!

  • @douglasjones2570
    @douglasjones2570 Před rokem +1

    Really cool videos.
    Thank you!

  • @alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465

    That Opera ad integration was flawless. Well done boys, well done.

  • @datankz2498
    @datankz2498 Před rokem +16

    If Sniper Elite were a German game

  • @tyrionlannister4920
    @tyrionlannister4920 Před rokem +4

    roses are red, viles are blue...
    "What the hell was that? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!?!"
    ...it was the Messerschmitt 262....

    Great video.... Actually wanna quote all the great one liners 😅
    Brilliant 👌🏻

  • @Maxi_Heart
    @Maxi_Heart Před rokem +1

    Please make more of this stuff! It is amazing!

  • @olivercollins2165
    @olivercollins2165 Před rokem +1

    These videos alway bring a smile to my face! I love them so funny so clever and the acting is incredible!!! Keep it up!

  • @BasedBran
    @BasedBran Před rokem +7

    That German late war scope from 1944

  • @nickdewsnap9859
    @nickdewsnap9859 Před rokem +3

    The Barmaley fountain, full of bodies, worked pretty well for Vasily Zaitsev during the Battle of Stalingrad.

  • @SergeantSoldier.peacocks68
    @SergeantSoldier.peacocks68 Před 4 měsíci

    Smashing. Brilliant. Funny. Nice detail on the uniforms and kit.

  • @Molten_Anarchist
    @Molten_Anarchist Před rokem +2

    1:17
    *both fire at each other and miss*
    Also them: "We shouldn't fire at each other or our comrades will hear and blast us to smithereens"
    Perfect logic, great work as usual Squire.

  • @PaulRudd1941
    @PaulRudd1941 Před rokem +5

    Idk what Squire's talking about, thats a legit late ww2 German Zeiss scope!

  • @ArexusGalia
    @ArexusGalia Před rokem +2

    I can't help but gush at how well made your ads are. I don't think I've ever skipped watching one. On another not, eyyy, I'm watching this in an Opera GX browser!

  • @chubbymoth5810
    @chubbymoth5810 Před rokem

    Those were some wicked snipes! Loved it!

  • @conniegaulden3212
    @conniegaulden3212 Před rokem +25

    it's really funny that when the british man shot the german's scpe off he said, you shot my "very authentic looking scope." that's funny because his scope is made of cardboard.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před rokem +4

      Yes we got thejoke

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 Před rokem +3

      When one laughs, air comes out from the lungs and is modulated by one’s vocal cords. On Earth, air is largely composed of nitrogen and oxygen and these two elements can be combined. This is funny because that combination is sometimes called laughing gas.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber Před rokem +1

      @@b.w.22 When one inspires too much laughing gas, an acute hypoxaemia and suffocation can be the consequence. This is colloquially called 'dying from laughter'.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 Před rokem +1

      @@Furzkampfbomber - “lol’d to sleep,” as it were

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber Před rokem +1

      @@b.w.22 'Lol' is short for 'laughing out loudly' and 'sleep' can be an euphemism for 'death', so 'lol'd to sleep' means 'laughing unil one dies' which is funny. So I can say, I approve with your statement and I lol'd hard.
      'Hard' in this context actually does not mean that I was 'hard' or 'rigid', as in 'epileptic seizure that comes with an overly raised muscle tone', which would not be funny, but 'quite loud and extensively''.
      Oh god, I am dying here... 😁
      By the way, 'dying' in this context does not 'mean'... 🤣🤣🤣
      EDIT: I have to ask, is your profile pic from 'The Red Dawn'? The original from 1984, I mean, with good ol' Patrick? I am a connoisseur of movies from the 1980's, but I am not sure about this one.

  • @bigbondfan1331
    @bigbondfan1331 Před rokem +3

    You guys should do blooper videos. They would be so funny

  • @sentientlegoman6550
    @sentientlegoman6550 Před rokem

    A new upload from Squire, what a way to start a day

  • @Primitiveamoeba
    @Primitiveamoeba Před rokem

    Quite possibly the best in video Ad I’ve ever experienced

  • @hothy5469
    @hothy5469 Před rokem +12

    Love it

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +9

      It's far too early to tell! You couldn't possibly have watched it already! :D

  • @TedBronson1918
    @TedBronson1918 Před rokem +8

    damn ! You guys always crack me up laughing ! This was just too funny ! Are you interested in suggestions for story skits ? I think I may have a good one directly from my family history. It's nothing fancy, just a circumstance that might have affected many people during the war years.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber Před rokem

      I would love to hear that, although I am clearly not Squire (but for some strange reason, my german accent is even more authentic than his.)

  • @albusplaustrum06
    @albusplaustrum06 Před rokem

    Honestly, one of your better ad reads...almost had my converting...
    And yes it was a very authentic looking scope sir.

  • @AggressorDude15
    @AggressorDude15 Před rokem +2

    “That went straight through my very authentic scope, *nice shot.* “ bro 🤣🤣

  • @OperatorJackYT
    @OperatorJackYT Před rokem +4

    *0:30** every Battlefield game ever*

  • @MikhailTukachevsky
    @MikhailTukachevsky Před rokem +3

    1 minute? damn

  • @RurouniKalainGaming
    @RurouniKalainGaming Před rokem

    That was one of the best ads for Opera GX that I've ever seen and I might just get it now because of you.

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch Před 4 měsíci

    this was really great

  • @CharChar2121
    @CharChar2121 Před rokem +4

    We apologize for the friendly fire. Goddamn, we sure do that a lot, don't we. 🇺🇲

  • @LewisB3217
    @LewisB3217 Před rokem +3

    Nice

  • @ryanbullen4685
    @ryanbullen4685 Před rokem +1

    Thank you for always making me laugh I really enjoy your humour

  • @Benetkabc2nd
    @Benetkabc2nd Před rokem

    Never expected to see my most favourite Me-262 here nice video!

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 Před rokem +8

    Sniper, the only kind of soldier that never was taken a prisoner in any conflict.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Před rokem

      ,and Flamethrower soldiers.

    • @Pratt_
      @Pratt_ Před rokem

      Lol what, of course they would be taken prisoner what are you talking about

    • @Pratt_
      @Pratt_ Před rokem +1

      ​@@inisipisTV it's also more of a myth than anything, I guess they would be more likely to be victim of this kind of summary execution, but giving that they were use on the offensive, so less likely to be taken prisoner in the first place and usually they would have a protection detachment, to cover them in the first place, they were used to clear our fortified position and for them to come close enough it means that most of the enemy are already unable to shoot.
      So it would actually be extremely unlikely for a flamethrower soldier to end up in a situation where they would be captured.

  • @kennethjohnson4280
    @kennethjohnson4280 Před rokem +8

    When the German started to list what they liked to burn, I honestly got very nervous that this was about to take an extremely dark turn that would likely get the channel canceled.

    • @jackychan9236
      @jackychan9236 Před rokem +2

      to be fair they did assign the burning of that what you're thinking to the camp prisoner work units. which sounds like they didn't like doing it themselves.

  • @best_finnish_cat
    @best_finnish_cat Před 10 měsíci

    Cool video mate!

  • @KittehandlesYT
    @KittehandlesYT Před 10 měsíci +2

    Sniper Elite on Authentic difficulty be like:

  • @r3dgr4v3
    @r3dgr4v3 Před rokem +3

    Love that the scopes are cardboard XD

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Před rokem +6

    The Germans used many guerrilla war tactics such as using helmets or land mines and also their ambush tactics were very affective by killing their front tank first then target the ones with long videos

  • @_Davepocalypse
    @_Davepocalypse Před rokem

    This was hilarious. I love the references to sniper films 😂

  • @Demon538
    @Demon538 Před rokem

    Best inbedded Advertisement i have ever Seen Well done ^^

  • @TheDeputy173
    @TheDeputy173 Před rokem

    Thanks for telling us where you get your guns from, I've been wanting that Kar98 for so long

  • @private_noise
    @private_noise Před rokem

    Yet another great video

  • @unbrokenbrony5618
    @unbrokenbrony5618 Před rokem +1

    You guys are on a roll

  • @1000yard_stare
    @1000yard_stare Před rokem

    Hilarious as usual 😂 love your videos

  • @phunanon
    @phunanon Před 3 měsíci +1

    I regretted watching Enemy at the Gates with such thick British accents for most characters, but this has made up for it!

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim Před rokem

    Another great video.

  • @georgeluvspotato8002
    @georgeluvspotato8002 Před rokem +1

    This is perfect. 10/10

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 Před rokem

    1:25.... EPIC, and also very true, i have an itch to dive toss that chuch with an F-16 at this very moment

  •  Před rokem +1

    I am glad we are back to cardbord Props.
    Also Military Aviation History would like a Word about the Me262 Bomber Story 🙂

  • @zaze0224
    @zaze0224 Před rokem

    Ah yes another squire video my favorite.

  • @cristinaallessio7808
    @cristinaallessio7808 Před rokem

    You are awsome squire is my favourite channel

  • @timmy6890
    @timmy6890 Před rokem

    Absolutely amazing

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 Před rokem

    I absolutely love these videos, but I'm still really hoping to get a Q&A video one day.

  • @wfr1108
    @wfr1108 Před 10 měsíci +2

    the ad was so good I actually watched the whole thing lmfao

  • @righteous.shitposter.deluxe

    Love your content

  • @prowelshman
    @prowelshman Před rokem +1

    I love how he says they'll hear if he shoots him and level the church after they've both already fired a shot

  • @RexFuturi
    @RexFuturi Před rokem +1

    I loved the comment on the misuse of the ME 262.