Every German Guard in WW2

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Před rokem +349

    We're not sure how long this video will be up, so be sure to watch it at least two or three times before it's gone! To download Rise of Kingdoms go to: bit.ly/GreeceRoK_Squire
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    • @sirmhystik
      @sirmhystik Před rokem +16

      I already begat to watch (i'm German lol)

    • @Jak-2809
      @Jak-2809 Před rokem +21

      Can you do Hoi4 content pls?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +40

      @@Jak-2809 Okay!

    • @hadradi4216
      @hadradi4216 Před rokem +7

      Had what I think is a good idea chaps. Seeing Arnhem/Operation Market Garden/A bridge too far from a German perspective would be quite funny. I’ll leave it in your hands; fair weather and good winds!

    • @joebloggs7514
      @joebloggs7514 Před rokem +5

      It’s a shame that this will be removed, such things shouldn’t be removed after all its bloody brilliant.

  • @sheep3866
    @sheep3866 Před rokem +671

    Him joking about it being a camp and goading the other guard into shooting was honestly more realistic than them being worried about the repercussions of it being a camp.

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ Před rokem +1326

    The dark/history humor got me more dead than the German Officers💀

  • @windbuster
    @windbuster Před rokem +817

    This sure isn’t in 1945, if it was there would be a child soldier and an WW1 Veteran

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 Před rokem +6

      wrong

    • @kestrels-in-the-sky
      @kestrels-in-the-sky Před rokem +134

      @@t2av159true it would be a disabled ww1 vet who was 50 at the start of ww1 and a 9 year old “volunteer” both without working rifles

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 Před rokem

      @@kestrels-in-the-sky Do you enjoy spitting out half truths propaganda?

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 Před rokem +28

      @@kestrels-in-the-sky Ill give you one example; battle of seelow heights which was in 1945 outside of berlin , had over 100k troops, 20th Panzer Division, 25th Panzergrenadier Division, 9th Fallschirmjäger Division, 11th SS Volunteer Panzergrenadier Division "Nordland", 5th Jäger Division . With minor elements from the Luftwaffe and Volkssturm.
      The last being what you mentioned.

    • @thatdudeinasuit5422
      @thatdudeinasuit5422 Před rokem +41

      ​@t2av159 exactly "Battle" in just about every case the Germans took everything they could spare and use it everything that wasn't much use was used secondarily which was why in 1945 as the war progressed further into Germany you see actions fought with more and more Volksturm and other militia groups and less conventional army units. In many cases guard and other auxiliary units were made of foreign volunteers or people judged unfit for frontline fighting. This is why many of the soldiers at Dday were former Soviet soldiers in the 243rd and 709th Static Infantry in the Wehmarcht

  • @AlreadyTakenTag
    @AlreadyTakenTag Před rokem +276

    Nice to get some humor in my day as I just finished watching Oppenheimer.
    Squire's gonna make a parody out of that, isn't he...

  • @Wolfboy_109
    @Wolfboy_109 Před rokem +372

    Waking up to a squire movie is the best way to start the day EVER.

  • @MrThePsychologist
    @MrThePsychologist Před rokem +140

    first time i see german soldiers with british humor even more with humor only

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Před rokem +2

      dont know why you had to specify the soldier part but the rest of the sentence checks out. I have to know it being a german myself ;)

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren Před rokem +180

    The whistle censoring. Classic and priceless XD

  • @JR-994
    @JR-994 Před rokem +129

    " You shot him, I just watched.....Is that worse? " That made me laugh more than it should. Bravo sirs.

  • @I_Hate_YouTube.
    @I_Hate_YouTube. Před rokem +160

    The 3 horsemen of generic foreign names: ivan, jose and hans

    • @EthanPhillipps
      @EthanPhillipps Před rokem +1

      Olev

    • @wilhelmkaiser1435
      @wilhelmkaiser1435 Před rokem +10

      Ivan and Hans both come from John [via Greek and Latin], Jose comes from Joseph. Turns out Christian nations share names

    • @jorgesepulveda4379
      @jorgesepulveda4379 Před rokem +2

      Don't forget Juan and John wich are the same

    • @shawa666
      @shawa666 Před rokem +7

      There's Pierre if the guy is french.

    • @RvEijndhoven
      @RvEijndhoven Před rokem +2

      @@wilhelmkaiser1435 Important to note for those who wonder how one gets from the Hebrew 'Yohannan' to the Russian 'Ivan' that the Greek spelling (transliterated to the Roman alphabet) was 'Ioan' and the Cyrillic 'v' was originally pronounced as a 'w'.
      So it's Yohannan -> Ioannes -> Ioan -> Iwan -> Ivan

  • @SgtRocko
    @SgtRocko Před rokem +125

    My mum was a survivor of Theresienstadt, Majdanek, and Auschwitz and would tell THE darkest jokes about those days. Her fellow survivor would laugh & agree - but the quips would horrify those who had never had a day of hardship in their lives (she actually had some snowflake 20 something DEMAND she apologise for something she said LOL). She would've enjoyed this video immensely. Her motto was "Oib zey halt'n dikh fun lakhn, zey hoib'n gevinen" (roughly translated from Yiddish: When they've stopped you from laughing, they've won". Good on you, lads. Great video!

    • @Edjones-yf6xk
      @Edjones-yf6xk Před rokem +4

      How did she survive 3 camps made for killing???

    • @johnjames5712
      @johnjames5712 Před rokem

      @@Edjones-yf6xk Probably the same as the vast MAJORITY of people who ever were in the refugee and work camps survived. By not getting sick or doing anything to get themselves killed. Tho its really ironic that they still call them death camps dispite close to 70% of anyone who was ever sent to them surviving.

    • @Xukti
      @Xukti Před rokem +16

      @@Edjones-yf6xk Most camps were concentration camps or work camps, rather than death camps. So while in all of them the guards were monsters, people were moved from one to another as they got crowded, until they eventually ended up in a death camp.

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash Před 7 měsíci

      I can read Plattdeutsch,and i could actually read that yiddish sentence :D

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před 7 měsíci

      I hope she just showed that snowflake her tattoo… should shut them up

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 Před rokem +86

    Are we...Are we the baddies?

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Před rokem +12

      Well, you've got a skull 💀 on your hat, so, yeah.

    • @Reiner547
      @Reiner547 Před rokem +4

      ​@@Lonovavirfun fact that skull was actually a prusiano simbol that representes courage in front of death. Whith no afilliation to fascism

    • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
      @Someguyfromtheinternet36 Před rokem +1

      @PerryDasPlatapus No...Not really...

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb Před 5 měsíci

      @@Reiner547 these type of Germans tend to ruin Symbols that meant for Peace

    • @crachelemorceau1380
      @crachelemorceau1380 Před měsícem

      « That’s a stupid question, Of course we are ! »

  • @nrein89
    @nrein89 Před rokem +66

    *seeing the title*
    Ah, another Squire video to give me a good laugh.
    *starts watching*
    Huh. "Train"? "Screaming?" "Concentra-" ... This is going to be a dark one, isn't it.

    • @AURON2401
      @AURON2401 Před rokem +2

      Well it does look like it's going to rain...

  • @raakawiz
    @raakawiz Před rokem +25

    Daaamn guys, your advertisement has better props than any hollywood production ever.
    I gotta say I enjoyed this 100%, from every little joke to the expressions on your faces, awesome stuff :D

  • @Gravity_studioss
    @Gravity_studioss Před rokem +37

    If Monty Python made a Ww2 themed movie, this would be it. Delectable work, chaps

  • @podemosurss8316
    @podemosurss8316 Před rokem +20

    10:00 I see they followed the standart procedure of jumping 30 meters into the air and scattering themselves over a wide area.

  • @terryg9250
    @terryg9250 Před rokem +33

    "Was running for the train, ....not fast enough apparently", Squire you crack me up.

  • @yugoslavball1945
    @yugoslavball1945 Před rokem +23

    I’ll bet you guys my left kidney he’ll make an Oppenheimer video

    • @launch4
      @launch4 Před rokem

      I'll give my right kidney if he manages to cram in a Barbie reference as well.

  • @kikidevine694
    @kikidevine694 Před rokem +14

    The arriving trains would have been packed ; not sure if those going would have been quite so full

  • @kingbabybob4868
    @kingbabybob4868 Před rokem +33

    Another squire classic indeed!

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 Před rokem +9

    Today on learning with Hans; plausible deniability, if an entire town can claim it you can too.
    Next up, how to remove a tattoo
    *warning does not work with General Patton.

  • @backwoodsjunkie08
    @backwoodsjunkie08 Před rokem +39

    This dark historical drama is absolutely amazing!! It's so refreshing to see... Since 98% of CZcams is family friendly shit comedy like awful poop jokes and shitty sexual humor. Your content is such a breath of fresh air!! Keep up the fantastic videos! You should do other historical events like the ATF at Waco or jfk assassination, hope these examples aren't to soon

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 Před rokem +10

    If ever there was a tutorial on how to play with fire on CZcams, this video would be it.

  • @mattBLACKpunk
    @mattBLACKpunk Před rokem +12

    i did not expect that twist, good job lads

  • @Astrosk1er
    @Astrosk1er Před rokem +5

    3:02 the look on his faces is priceless

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory Před rokem +4

    Im amazed that tower is big enough to contain the immense volume of your testicular fortitude. Uploading this on CZcams, you mad lads.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +1

      Have no fear, plenty of room in our trousers!
      Unfortunately.

  • @yoface2537
    @yoface2537 Před rokem +5

    It took me a second to realize what kind of train it was, I realized just before he mentioned the cars backfiring

  • @AURON2401
    @AURON2401 Před rokem +8

    Gotta love Hans and Heinz.
    Such great German Guards.

  • @G74-f1t
    @G74-f1t Před rokem +6

    It's always the guards who get killed during a conversation

  • @whisper9539
    @whisper9539 Před 8 měsíci +3

    These videos have the same production budget as Monty python and that is perfect

  • @HEWONTASKTWICE
    @HEWONTASKTWICE Před rokem +6

    “Sometimes they misfire really badly and it happens like 20 times in a row, and it’s like, bang bang bang bang bang bang!” Got me on the floor laughing I swear

  • @disbeafakename167
    @disbeafakename167 Před 11 měsíci +3

    That was a great shot! Moving target, running away at full speed, and while standing!

  • @felipecardoza9967
    @felipecardoza9967 Před rokem +1

    The seamless incorporation of ad time is the best I've seen on CZcams

  • @helenhoward5346
    @helenhoward5346 Před rokem +5

    "Oh I couldn't possibly, be my guest, I'll let you commit the war crimes... No no no, I insist that you have all the fun"
    😅 Cleaning minefields with one's feet. Don't tell me there's not a use for everyone. Note sarcasm.

  • @thefloridaexpress1811
    @thefloridaexpress1811 Před rokem +4

    My two favorite comedy lads on youtube doing ww1 and 2 gaming skits and just regular ww skits in general and i laugh so hard every time! And i’m freakin American too lol these guys are so awesome thanks for your content bros

  • @ismaelnehme379
    @ismaelnehme379 Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:00 I love how he's clearly reading off a script here

  • @TedBronson1918
    @TedBronson1918 Před rokem +11

    Ha ha ha ha ! Damn Squire, you slay me with your skits ! Great humor, man ! You never fail to make me laugh and just make my day day better. Thank You !

  • @ChadTanker
    @ChadTanker Před rokem +6

    i want to see more stuff like this and "dark humor" by you guys XD

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines

    The other guards face when he realizes whats really going on lol.

  • @stupit467
    @stupit467 Před 15 dny +1

    Especially that last scene gives me very strong "Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell" vibes

  • @spudnickuk
    @spudnickuk Před rokem +7

    Modern day Humor with a twist from all parts of history. Classic

  • @Voice_of_p
    @Voice_of_p Před rokem +5

    I hope you are still having fun while making these.

  • @colinrickatson6320
    @colinrickatson6320 Před rokem +5

    that last joke absolutely killed it!! :D

  • @thcdreams654
    @thcdreams654 Před rokem +2

    I feel like I should be put on a list after watching this. Funny as hell man thanks to all who work on this content.

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 Před rokem +2

    "I've got a dark sense of humour, so I'm told." - true that, this skit was very dark. But great as always :-)

  • @WilliamSpoehr
    @WilliamSpoehr Před 8 měsíci +1

    When I first heard "kingfisher" I thought he was seeing the USN catapult plane. That, of course is more appropriate since it's something the guard would never spot over Germany.

  • @John.McMillan
    @John.McMillan Před rokem +2

    "We? No you f*cking shot him, I just watched."
    Comedy gold

  • @kiwwat4139
    @kiwwat4139 Před rokem +2

    Putting this on loop, muted in the background for a bit, if it helps your engagement.

  • @choomah
    @choomah Před rokem +2

    "...Is that a kingfisher?"
    - Mark Crorigan

  • @brianv1988
    @brianv1988 Před 7 měsíci

    I got to say you guys make the best sponsor videos I have ever seen a channel make the costumes are amazing and skits are perfect

  • @justindyches5510
    @justindyches5510 Před rokem +2

    Are you looking for aircraft? I'm looking for plausible deniability😂😂😂

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk Před rokem +4

    Bit close to the knuckle methinks, but kudos for going for it >_< I give this 24 hours.

  • @Pandope616
    @Pandope616 Před rokem +57

    Imagine German soldiers who didn't expect they'll be hurting innocent people

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Před 10 měsíci

      So most German soldiers?

    • @hometownmedic7355
      @hometownmedic7355 Před 6 měsíci

      Ah yes, the myth of the Clean Wehrmacht. Still alive after all these years…..

  • @ericbergfield6451
    @ericbergfield6451 Před rokem +2

    Good twist at the end - to get him back.

  • @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube

    Damn, I got jumped by the buhurt! I went into the segment thinking about what would be wrong, then was suddenly confronted with accurate medieval gear & tactics… excellent change of pace, and a lot of effort! Love it!

  • @braverbird60
    @braverbird60 Před 6 měsíci +2

    but the guards would still get a standing ovation

  • @propellhatt
    @propellhatt Před rokem +3

    Olly's character reminds me of Tweak in south park :D

  • @alankarpiel3484
    @alankarpiel3484 Před rokem +4

    Why do you upload so little i love your vids btw

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +10

      Because writing, filming and editing an 8 minute comedy sketch takes flipping ages. It's all we do!

    • @mrtokerarchvile8252
      @mrtokerarchvile8252 Před rokem +1

      Yeah I bet did you guys are awesome

  • @BenjaminMarmoset
    @BenjaminMarmoset Před rokem +2

    It's always a good day when squire uploads

  • @I_Willenbrock_I
    @I_Willenbrock_I Před rokem +3

    Very nice late medieval kits.
    But next time, get a Rondell-dagger 😉
    The bollocks dagger is more of a civilian item...

  • @thegregitto
    @thegregitto Před 2 měsíci +1

    My goodness, was that sudden Buhurt jumpscare really necessary?

  • @TinyTank77
    @TinyTank77 Před rokem +1

    Whoo my god weh- I didn’t think you’d actually do it… wow. You shot him. That is mental - Squire - 1943

  • @oldspec3006
    @oldspec3006 Před rokem +1

    Would love to loan you guys my B.A.R to see it immortalised on film.
    It may even increase in value!

  • @panzerschiffe5835
    @panzerschiffe5835 Před rokem

    Oh my god. When I realised what it was about, my face literally dropped. I don't know how this hasn't been taken down yet.

  • @Nico-oz9qe
    @Nico-oz9qe Před rokem

    My internet was bugging and paused at 0:59, right at the scream!
    It fit too well and thought it was intentional for a second there

  • @tessalyyvuo1667
    @tessalyyvuo1667 Před 10 měsíci

    A topic like this is not easy to do even dark humor without being tasteless. But I think you pulled it of nicely. Well done.

  • @philly_cheesesteaks
    @philly_cheesesteaks Před rokem +1

    6:05 he said gyattt after seeing the other german's gyatt

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike Před rokem

    Stabbed in the eye for a Rise of Kingdoms ad.

  • @PaperworkNinja
    @PaperworkNinja Před rokem

    That got dark really fast. Loved it!

  • @nissan300ztt
    @nissan300ztt Před 11 měsíci

    This was by far one of the best skits ive saw so far. I too have DARK HUMOR. And it gets me in trouble.

  • @satireisnotdead5804
    @satireisnotdead5804 Před rokem +1

    You boys fly close to the sun, keep it up.

  • @guardianangel7589
    @guardianangel7589 Před 11 měsíci

    "I was just following orders".
    *Screams*

  • @Thraven7
    @Thraven7 Před rokem

    The skit was great as always, but I love how you put the ad in as it's own little skit

  • @FlyingTooFast
    @FlyingTooFast Před rokem +1

    I pretty much figured when I saw the tracks

  • @Donald-J.-Trump-Real
    @Donald-J.-Trump-Real Před rokem +2

    We got u squire don’t forget that

  • @lordreiman8352
    @lordreiman8352 Před 4 měsíci

    the casual knight armor is insane

  • @Qrepros
    @Qrepros Před rokem +1

    is this the train station where they...

  • @quietdignityandgrace
    @quietdignityandgrace Před rokem

    "i've been told I have a very dark sense of humor."
    Brother, your dimmer switch is BROKE

  • @vamp-ed5gh
    @vamp-ed5gh Před rokem +1

    Awesome video lads!

  • @curtismatthias1619
    @curtismatthias1619 Před rokem +1

    Can you do a video about one of the iowa class battleships

  • @Jager_works
    @Jager_works Před rokem +1

    Squire you need to get in touch with a film maker and make a FULL length movie

  • @theredxgameing3691
    @theredxgameing3691 Před rokem

    I can hear them even I didn't wearing headphones or the volume is up but I can still hear there voice and accent in my mind

  • @Pyjamarama11
    @Pyjamarama11 Před rokem +1

    Took me years to learn my grandfather didn't serve in the Wehrmacht Electrician's Division

    • @johnjames5712
      @johnjames5712 Před rokem

      LOL so did he not want to admit he was just a lowly cook or a supply officer?

    • @Pyjamarama11
      @Pyjamarama11 Před rokem +1

      @@johnjames5712 the two lightning flashes on his collar were what confused me
      I did wonder why he was such a train enthusiast though

    • @johnjames5712
      @johnjames5712 Před rokem +1

      @@Pyjamarama11 LMAO I probably should not of laughed as hard as I just did when I read the part about the lighting flashes on your grandfather's collar. But im glad i wasn't drinking a coffee or else it would of been all over my screen and keyboard.

  • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay

    When your friend stepped on that mine, I was expecting either a reference to Behind Enemy Lines, for when that guy stepped on a mine and couldn't move, or, making a dog-poo joke from Lord Flashheart.

  • @TheBuddel
    @TheBuddel Před rokem +1

    these buhurt armors were more realistic than every hollywood movie in the last 50 years lol

  • @ilikehorses57
    @ilikehorses57 Před 2 měsíci

    Excellent peep show nod with the kingfisher

  • @markhindmarsh2811
    @markhindmarsh2811 Před rokem +1

    Oh dear . Bill please dont tell me you were the one who shot Frank Sinatra ? (A years supply of saur kraut if you get the refrence 🤣)
    Darkest one yet guys
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😳🧐

  • @CatGaming0305
    @CatGaming0305 Před rokem

    I love your videos its just too fun to miss! thank you so much squire!

  • @Robban.D.Jonsson.
    @Robban.D.Jonsson. Před rokem +1

    Best humor ever.

  • @megamango3216
    @megamango3216 Před rokem

    3:29 :0 Is that Squire as a Squire!

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 Před rokem +1

    Was that a kingfisher in the background?
    2:58

    • @Arengeesus
      @Arengeesus Před rokem +1

      No it's concentration ca- I mean definitely a kingfisher

  • @vincentmartin5046
    @vincentmartin5046 Před rokem +1

    Made my day .Good work chaps.

  • @HendrixSRV197
    @HendrixSRV197 Před rokem +1

    Hi Ollie and Bill, I know you probably won't see this, but I really liked your First World War skits. As a WW1 buff, they were both funny and in my area of history. I have been watching your channel since "if fury was a British film". Love the channel and keep them coming!

  • @justinkemp4019
    @justinkemp4019 Před rokem

    2 madlads republished mein kamp but with a different name and cover, it became a popular book

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino Před rokem

      Wasnt that when they changed the wording to sound more feminist and they got awards for it?

  • @redrum_bd1036
    @redrum_bd1036 Před rokem

    Took me a solid 2 minutes to finally understand the dark humor, well done.

  • @GavTatu
    @GavTatu Před 7 měsíci +1

    my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    he was drunk and fell out of his guard tower.

  • @fightenirish021
    @fightenirish021 Před rokem +2

    lmao this is amazing. Keep up the great work guys.

  • @Thegoldenaerobar2
    @Thegoldenaerobar2 Před rokem

    I'm gonna watch this as much as I can before this is taken down!

  • @ct-progamer2221
    @ct-progamer2221 Před 8 měsíci +1

    It’s that a kingfisher 😂😂

  • @AtlasAugustus
    @AtlasAugustus Před rokem +1

    At least there’s no knife crime there lol