Your Body Is a Joke
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2021
- Your body is a joke....we meant temple. These comedians will tell you all about how they're dealing with their temples.
Comedian Lineup:
Nate Bargatze
Ray Romano
Patton Oswalt
Fortune Feimster
Cristela Alonzo
Tom Segura
Marc Maron
Tiffany Haddish
Urzila Carlson
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“I don’t know who he disrespected more me or Olivia”😂😂😂
I still want to know why this old man might have thought his wife... would be topless at the side of the road!
"Oh, honest mistake." Olivia and her husband (the old man) must be pretty wild. 😂😂😂
Help sugar bat get back to his insulin STOOPPPP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
"not chocolatey brown, not fudge brown, as brown as brown as the dirt in the graveyard that awaits you!" 😂😂😂
I keep Whole Foods bags in my car so my neighbors don’t see me carrying in mcdonalds everyday.
Me TOO 😎😎😎👍
🤣🤣💀🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I just don’t care anymore ❗️
Never thought of that!
"You inspired me"
"Oh, I didn't mean to"
This obliterated me
Oh my god, Patton Oswald. I just bought my first serious cereal last week. Up until this point the only cereal I have consumed is rainbow. I told my mom I bought "adult cereal" she didn't believe me. I had to text her a picture
"omg my baby's all grown up!" 🤣🤣
Damn Netflix u didn’t have to come @ me like that. Like I’m trying my best ok ?
LMAO 🤣😆😆
Too FUNNY 😆🤣😆🤣
Patton Oswalt's bit reminded me of the Saturday Night Live classic bit where Phil Hartman does a commercial for a cereal called "Colon Blow!"
I still LMAO about colon blow! Haven't seen it in decades. It's just Great
Damn, that Patton Oswalt bit is almost poetic. I'm in my twenties, and I'm already starting to see the magic fade from the small things in life.
You’re so right it hurts
Lol I eat Ezekiel cereal! Lol I need that iron! But it’s good! But hurts my sensitive teeth lol! Gotta let it soak!
WTF???
I’m 39, I started eating Wheaties and bran flakes about 10 years ago. I love them. Sometimes I mix them with a sugar cereal like a cereal killer…
What til u get in ur thirties and beyond lol
The Australian lady at the end was hilarious. And she was oh-so correct!! That bunghole hair will both surprise and gross the hell out of you. Lmao 🤣
Tears in my eyes! “Why is it so dark!?”!
Her name's Urzila Carlson. Her accent is mostly South African with a bit of New Zealand thrown in there.
"Cry more and eat less" 😂😂😂 i love tom segura. Hes such a delightful asshole lmao
I remember when I first realized that I was "old". I saw someone I hadn't seen in a long time and had only met through my job, so I didn't really know him.
But for some reason he gave me a hug then said to me, "You aren't as old as I thought you were". 👵
ruuude
@@nieblamulticolor very true. ❤️👵
Yooooo why they gotta do you like that
If you were born in 89, you’re not old yet. Wait until 2029, then you’ll be old.
"Olivia?"🤣🤣
This should have included John Mulaney's bit about talking through burps and being damp all the time. 😂
Cry more, eat less 😂 Tom segura is a legend
Totally is ❤
Why are high fiber cereals always sh!t brown? It's like...they wanna make you feel like it REALLY really works....😂 like 'See? Solid in, solid out, smooth move, have a second bowl for the bowl!"
I became overweight to the point where I told my doctor that i was tired of using 3 full body mirrors to pee in the morning. So i went from 240 to 175 in a year after getting off of meds that made me go from 154 to 215 in 4 months. I peeked at 240 around 6 months later. When asked if there were any changes, i told the receptionist yes that i had DickeyDoo Syndrome. That's where your stomach sticks out further than your dickey doo. She almost wrote that in my charts haha. But I'm sticking around the 175 mark as of now.
Great job! That stuff isn’t easy!! I lost 45lbs in a year and it had to do with dropping meds too. I didn’t even know how bad I felt. My health was crap and I thought I felt better than I did. But there is no denying that weight loss in a healthy way truly does make life easier and better.
Dickey Doo Syndrome is relative with the Booty Doo Syndrome. Stomach sticks out more than your booty do.🤣
It's been a year since you posted, are you still doing good? Hope so! As a woman, we get boody-doo. Gut sticks out further than my boody do.
@@TaxidriverBarbi still on the right track. Thank you! Hopefully everything is going good for you as well.
@@Slicer1475, I've yo-yoed 100 lbs up and down for years. I've stayed at the higher end for a long time now. HOWEVER, I just went through some big life changes and plan to use this as a new life. Ironically, around New Years, so fingers crossed. Brush some of your self control my way 😏
... can I just say, when she power walked at 6:30 with the shoulders up... not bad 😉
I think the old man trolled the first comedian
I've heard that opening joke about Olivia a bunch of times, and I still laugh out loud. Every time.
Today is the first time I heard this.
I put this compilation on, for a morning mood-lifter, getting ready to go out. Then I had to stop it because I was laughing so hard I was literally crying. I'm trying to get ready to leave the house looking normal!
So I was thinking about it all day. Probably looked like a psycho sometimes, trying to suppress giggling about it.
I just got home and watched again, ready to laugh and let the laughter-tears loose. But surely it won't hit me as hard this time, right? -- nope, WORSE: I think a muscle in my side just BROKE forever, laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
I just realized, watching a comedian nowadays live, is basically paying to read someone’s top tweets, just with enthusiasm and an ability to convey sarcasm appropriately.
@CrazyNights14 there are better ones out there, but I mean the vast majority of newer comics, this is their style.
Which I can’t blame them. I have used Facebook since I was 14 or 15. I’m 28, I don’t use it anymore myself but I still think in terms of statuses instead of connection with my fellow man.
If you go to Lewis Black’s shows he literally reads off of his tablet
hey man if its that easy for you . u should be a comedian 100%. these people (even the ones u prolly think are bad) work on writing and performing their material for 2-5 years.
Oh you mean this is like using Twitter without half the bullshit? Sweet
Some comedians yeah. But all my favorite comedians are story tellers. That kind of thing doesn’t fit in 240 characters or whatever Twitter is.
17:15 😂 sounds like the plan I would make when I get paranoid
Bet this’ll be relatable to me eventually lol
It comes to us all......I'm there, I wish it wasn't relatable!
It’s like a 100% bet. But you don’t win.
@@natalyamartirosyan 💯
After you get back from disposing of the phone in every toilet, you find out that there is thing called the cloud and your video is still out there!🤣
20+ surgeries here. Yeah, my body is a joke.
Cancer 3x I joke with my family about how I look great above the shirt...but Frankenstein without it... Thank you God for giving me perspective and a sense of humor
Lol Patton is hilarious.
That last bit was hilarious, especially when you realise most modern smartphones save straight to the Cloud!
Unless you’re cloud is always full because you refuse to pay for more storage
Cloud is both a blessing and a curse
I learned that from Josh Wolf!
There should be a word find as after 50 our memory start dwindling.
Tiffany Haddish is goals!!!
Video should be titled: Middle aged men transitioning to being old.
I understand your point, but there were some women in it as well.
There were more women in this vid than there were men, so your comment is null and void....
I started eating eating adult cereal when I was at my sisters and instead of going for all the sugar ones she had for the kids I ate the one my BIL had that was a mix of shredded wheat oatmeal squares and bran, no raisins. I actually enjoyed it.
Those are really good tho
@@handsanitizer5127 Yup, we gotta get creative as we age.. Make it fun. Love your idea!
I know what BIL stands for now.
@@isaiahayers1550 haha nice
More Romano Required. (A pinch more Maron, as well.)
Picture of Patton Oswalt "I was running the clock out on my wife"
I caught that too.lol
Romano said that.
From Frosted flakes to Wheat germ. Smh it is very sad😢
6:05 I was born in 1975 and did get to use shoulder pads when I was only 12.
My knees click when I bend them. So I'm there bud. 29. Not young. But not old
Have you injured your knees in the past 10 years? My brothers knees have clicked for as long as I can remember, he’s 30, but he’s had surgery to remove cartilage, yet it still clicks, but I don’t think he has much pain in them. You may have an inury!
29? Baby you're still at the good part!
Tiffany & Urzila lmfao
She said soo I sat down n started watching it like it was a movie 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 💀
I am 40...I relate to all this
Damn I’m so early I get to find out if netflix looks at the comments.
silly, no one regulate the internet...
👀
@@netflixisajoke wow weird!
@@netflixisajoke who are you?
"WHY AM I FUCKING YOU, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ME" rofl
I love this...
Maybe don't put "I was running the clock out on my wife" next to a comedian with a dead wife.
I caught that as well. I don't think whomever created the compilation knew.
Dude took the eight count during sex 🤣
Yes please
netflix=joke
body=joke
netflix=body?
My body strong like iron
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OMG my mom dressed my prissy too! I hated it! I just wanted to be comfortable. Horrible shoulder pads and sleeves I'm the middle of short and long! I hated it. She thought I was gay because I just wanted to be comfortable. I'm bi actually 😆
I heard that Aussie accent and almost closed the app cuz I thought it was a Hannah Gadsby New Zealand accent.
Jebadia
Once a Uber driver saw me, my mom said sister and thought I was my mom’s parent lol I’m not even 30 yet
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Is that the kid from Bad Santa?
I didnt know Ralphy Mae had a comedian sister. Lol
so we all just skipping past the guy who played Manny from ice age is a comedian?
We knew. Most people would credit Ray Romano with Everybody Loves Raymond though.
@@AirWindFire Bro, I'm in my early 20s and I knew him from ELR first, still a good show
Tiffany handing can get it
I think I'm a hypochondriac now.
Please employ a professional who can process your audio goddammit.
Cry more eat less 🤣
✊🏼
That was a funny joke stop trying to turn it
I'm in the clip and I don't like it
Time stamp?
Where ya at?
12:24
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F
The tearful node neuroanatomically tow because look bodily replace towards a tacit cereal. cold, therapeutic cuticle
What do these comments mean!! Are they algorithm feeders?????
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That first bit was joe Biden to a T
It doesnt even sound good ha
Early
Born pregnant, cactus thing, C-section, amputation, wished I could have dreamt longer.
Hit by truck, age 17, pig heart, ape lungs, boa gut, cow stomach's. Age 27, blew self, 4 ribs removed. I was made to fail since birth.
Joe Biden approved
18 wasted minute's...
Nothing funny about pat Oswald
It was good until the Godzilla ending.
Sterilized corporate comedy.
Lol what a trendy thing to say
'K dude, let's see what YOU'VE got...
So don't watch?
Sucks
3:06 Holy shit, is Patton wearing fucking skinny jeans?? Oh dear God in heaven no, please no. Patton, buddy, stop. Just , please stop.
These comedians are not funny!
Can someone recommend a female comedian who is actually funny?
Haddish.. does she speak English?
Who goes and pay a ticket to watch Urzila Carlson? Not funny at all.
Hearing people who've given up on being good looking is always depressing. Idk why i watched this