I have one for Juan, just one...one hypothetical, Juan. As Juan the wonderkid, the rising number one of Formula One, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one Formula One, one year...would Juan want to have won that one in Round One, Juan?
At the end, he lets the competition pass cause he knows he already won. Doesn’t even have to sweat the last bit of the race to prove it. What a legend!
I did that once. So I put the chicken in a pot on the stove and cranked it up. It now looked dethawed, but the stove was still hot. So NOW she's going to ask what I was cooking. So I took ice from the freezer and put it on the stove to cool it down. Then the stove got covered in water, and she's going to ask where all the water came from. THEN I got a giant towel and mopped up all the water. NOW she's going to ask where her towel went, so I hid the towel in the basement. Mission accomplished.
Cheeko: AY SALVADOR Salvador: what is it cheeko Cheeko: DONALD TRUMP HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT Salvador: so? Cheeko: HE'S OPENING THE BORDER FOR THE FIRST AMEGO TO GO IN Salvador: 0:06
Masterpiece, just simply a work of art, this single clip of a movie really explains a situation in Mexico a lot, gracias amigo for another beautiful masterpiece 🙏🇲🇽💖
Indeed I once heard an interview with that sir on CZcams and he said he's Guatemalan but whatever, I love sleeper cars, as far as I know his car is a tuned Nissan Maxima 1994 with twin turbo and he said he once won a race with a Ferrari, while it's very popular in Mexico tuned cars like Nissan Tsuru (actually I think the name in US is Nissan Sentra B13 or Nissan Sunny) and Volkswagen Golf MKII, I hope some day to get one of those cars and turn into a sleeper car 😂
I think he was kidding when he said that (abt being guatemalan) but idk. Also, i think "tsuru" means crane (the bird ofc) in Japanese, but i don't speak Japanese so don't quote me on that either
What does this comment mean in context with the video? His car looks specifically modified to do exactly this. His tools aren't bad at all, and he looks like a great driver. So what's this comment actually referring to?
I don't get it. I don't get how he won the race because to me it looks like he waaaaayyy overheld the 1st gear. You can hear the engine reach the RPM limiter for a while before he switches to second. I've made this mistake many times myself but point is he fucked up the shift and still won lol.
I want to watch a series of Casual Manuel. Just this normal mundane looking Mexican dude in different movie scenarios, and absolutely crushing every single one with a nonchalant everyday attitude.
I don’t have a dad so I’m replacing this with my oldest brother. He drives like he’s on a race track and I feel like I’m about to fly out the car if he ever slams on his brakes.
![Mechanical Problems Compilation [Part 3]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ft8b7m1KltE/mqdefault.jpg)
Manuel transmission
Sorry bro 70th like
This is a two-layered joke. Brilliant.
Lmfaoooo
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone gangsta’ until Pablo hits 3rd gear.
Gear thirdo
@@3Faidonas3 *ACTIVATO*
Is it just me or I can't stop watching this everyday?
The 5 gear is scari
Escobar?
Tachometer: ❌
Taco-meter: ✅
You stole this comment! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
In Spanish it's said taco - metro 😅
Correct it’s taco-meter is right
@@iquitokayI love you
666 likes, would be a shame if somebody werr to ruin it :(((
For the porche driver, it was the most important day of his life.
For El bandolero, it was Tuesday.
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!!!
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.!!.
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.
@@jevthompson9044 i have seen you before. are you a bot?
@@DumbOrangeFrog the answer is yes or just a delusional person
Gas prices: *Drop by 1 cent*
Dads:
@Audi A4 2.5 TDI In the Netherlands Shell costs 1,499/L V95
@Audi A4 2.5 TDI euros arent used on mexico my friend
421st liked
haha for real
😂😂😂😂😂
Need For Speed: *"CABRON"*
underrated comment.
LOL
This made my day
Heh, that's clever xD
Very very very smart
Plane departure: 10 AM
Dad at 6 AM:
That clutch is stronger than my will to live
..BRUH??
Come on dude
Well then for all we know you're doing fine
Anyone's will to live us weaker than that clutch
Ah, yes.
*Formula Juan.*
Hahaha
best comment i've seen
Dude this is one of the funnist shit I have read on the internet lmao
@@hanizafar7396 this shit deserves more likes than that bald guy on the bad guy video
Ah, yes.
Sergio Perez!
NFS : Carbon ❌
NFS: Cabrón ✅
LOL this one made me laugh
lol
Perfect
Lol!!!
A+
Porsche: petrol powered ❌
Nissan: Pedro powered ✔️
The way he changes gears is the reason earth continues to rotate
Formula one❌
Formula Juan✔
I have one for Juan, just one...one hypothetical, Juan. As Juan the wonderkid, the rising number one of Formula One, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one Formula One, one year...would Juan want to have won that one in Round One, Juan?
Muukeh either this stops or I leave
: Juan leaves
@@SuperMushroomCake well one of them would be in round one!
that was rude
M'lord
Mexican dad, when having a race with his daughters boyfriend.
This comment is gonna blow up mark my words
Lmao
I'm gonna ruin the 69th like
@@riccardotaviani9471 no dont
going to go ahead and leave my reply here for when this hits 1k likes and also say that im the 106th like
This man is a pro at 'Juan Turismo'
At the end, he lets the competition pass cause he knows he already won. Doesn’t even have to sweat the last bit of the race to prove it. What a legend!
I think he let off because they crossed the finish line 😂
@@tornut24 I know; just sounds more heroic the way I put it😂.
@@kyllepoiencot4361 He is even better than his opponent at stopping the car.
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.
Manual: ❌
Manuel: ✔
Underrated
Nice pp
@@Panigale06 thats weird to say bro
Wow we have same pfp
Ruka is shit ngl
Nobody:
Gta Taxi drivers:
only when you skip the trip, otherwise ummm, 10 years of driving
@@anthonypritchard2798 and they always fall from the mountains
Nobody jokes are shit.
@@TrianglePants STFU you have no taste in memes
@@esalvador4197 bet you liked your own comment unoriginal memer
Everyone's a gangsta until pablo shifts to the 3rd gear
Damn Jose slamming them gears like they owe him something 😂
his wife gets home in 5 minutes and he didn’t defrost the chicken
@A communist LMAO😂
I did that once. So I put the chicken in a pot on the stove and cranked it up. It now looked dethawed, but the stove was still hot. So NOW she's going to ask what I was cooking. So I took ice from the freezer and put it on the stove to cool it down. Then the stove got covered in water, and she's going to ask where all the water came from. THEN I got a giant towel and mopped up all the water. NOW she's going to ask where her towel went, so I hid the towel in the basement. Mission accomplished.
@@mayssm anything just to survive amirite?
@@mayssm all that work just to not get nagged by the misus. Hero.
Saboth
*_Improvise. Adapt. Overcome._*
*When Maria says she's alone at her casa**
Juan:
Jajajajaja
And there are frijoles and burritos and nachos too
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A
Juan: si hay tacos/tamales entonces si vale la pena ir
@@ParanormalCorvid no olvides el pozole
He is a man of sheer focus, will, and dadication
Fun fact : every video shorter than one minute is legendary
“Hey dad that car next to us looks fast”
"Time to show this kid real speed"
Dad look a Porsche
My dad:-
This comment’s gonna blow up
Matthew Tyburski yep
The dad
"Hmph, looks..."
When Trump says he's opening the border for the one who crosses faster
Funny af u made my day hahahaha
SWAG GAMES ツ - GAMEPLAYS Y MAS! Im mexican and thats is funny as a hell.
Rlly funny, jajaja 😂
Cheeko: AY SALVADOR
Salvador: what is it cheeko
Cheeko: DONALD TRUMP HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Salvador: so?
Cheeko: HE'S OPENING THE BORDER FOR THE FIRST AMEGO TO GO IN
Salvador: 0:06
@@Fernand0_ Not really how racism works, but alright
Porsche: I will win this race easily cuz im a fast car.
The Mexican Driver: Hold my Sombrero
Nah bro
Hold my cerveza
POV: You overpay the Mexican uber
7 years. Still funny
I'm mexican and I did drive for Uber once a while ago so I can confirm.
lol
Vin diesel: ❌
Juan gasoline: ✅
Juan gasolina
Vicente Gasolina
juan de la verde
😂😂
Juan petroleo
Car: 150hp
Pablo: 300hp+
No it’s 1000hp+
No it's 50000HP+
It’s probably about 670hp
The car is a 4th gen maxima, stock its makes closer to 190
artimmy nice
Formula One : ❌
Formula Juan : ✅
Seems like the guy discovered gears 7, 8, 9 and 10 in manual.
Sick mustache: ✅
Dad hat: ✅
Mexican: ✅
Aggressive shifting: ✅
This is the formula for the perfect man
Agreed
I bet he has some hair on his chest too.
the gigachad
Or
This os the perfect man for Formula
@@armaslohemadu ....
Genius
Jesus christ, bro was cooking in first gear for a solid 5 seconds.
He thinks: "I have more"
@@trabadix he had to have been redlining before that shift to second
He was waiting for the wheel spin to stop otherwise he would have booged the engine in 2nd gear
@@batmath03 yeah and lost alot of traction and speed.
Lets not forget the "underground" wrk done. I thought y'all knew.. Easily hittin 60 in 1st.
This guy will make any car go fast just by being near it.
*POV : Desi Indian Uncle late for work*
This is the equivalent to “I paid for the whole speedometer I’m gonna use the whole speedometer”
😆
Sadly i haven't used my whole speedometer :( max speed I've hit with my car is 95. And this was unintentionally.
@@edgararcega3046 going down a big hill looking at scenery and you look down and see you need to slow down.
Funniest comment
lmaoo
Guys don’t do this to impress girls, guys do this to impress each other
ok
*do this to impress yourself.
true
@İbrahim Gündüz like u no
Colin Griffin y are u gae
Girls: Omg this is manual i can't drive it.
The boys:
Japan dude: I am speed
Mexican guy: *hold my taco*
Guacamole
Hold My cuerno de chivo
@@gustavomontesdeocagarza8642 cuerno de chivo is used to mean ak 47
He’s Colombian
@@edwardguillen4381 exacly fuckin dumbasses look at the interview
Everything is better when you rock a moustache like that.
Pablo Escobar is fast
@@destmezz2958 Fast, Fast, Fast!
@Joaquin Jimenez you dont know... maybe that IS Pablo Escobar. 🤯
@Joaquin Jimenez 😆🤣😄😂👍
@Joaquin Jimenez he looks like pablo escobar. How someone looks doesn't have anything to do with his nationality
For the guy in the Porsche, it was the most important race in his life.
For Juan, it was a Tuesday.
His facial expression: This is going to be an easy win bro.
I bet the guy in the Porsche had a helmet and a five point safety harness on, Mexican guy just has the power of the Virgin Mary protecting him
and that mustache
La virgensita ahuevo carnal
Our lady of Guadalupe
AMEN
protecting him and exuding "new car scent" at the same time.
Dude just wondering why there's an annoying Porsche trying to race him on his morning route to work
Lmfaoo
Fuck man you make me laugh af 😂😂😂😂
@name name i don't think he was trying to race you
Taco delivery
"Dejame pasar pendejo"
Masterpiece, just simply a work of art, this single clip of a movie really explains a situation in Mexico a lot, gracias amigo for another beautiful masterpiece 🙏🇲🇽💖
this video has came up in my recommended at least 6 times now and ive watched it every single time ive seen it
The police don't pull him over for speeding they pull him over for an autograph.
69th like noice
lmao
690th like noice
Tsurus tuneados
No he pulls them over
Plot twist: Hes actually Dominic torretos dad
Who? Oh Vin diesel's stand!
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was
Its his grandpa
Doms not Mexican but it goes good
He’s double clutching
Indeed I once heard an interview with that sir on CZcams and he said he's Guatemalan but whatever, I love sleeper cars, as far as I know his car is a tuned Nissan Maxima 1994 with twin turbo and he said he once won a race with a Ferrari, while it's very popular in Mexico tuned cars like Nissan Tsuru (actually I think the name in US is Nissan Sentra B13 or Nissan Sunny) and Volkswagen Golf MKII, I hope some day to get one of those cars and turn into a sleeper car 😂
I think he was kidding when he said that (abt being guatemalan) but idk. Also, i think "tsuru" means crane (the bird ofc) in Japanese, but i don't speak Japanese so don't quote me on that either
Thank you, I was really wondering what kind of car this monster-of-a-driver is driving 🐲
I love how he shifts gears to the tempo of the song
Vin diesel: ❌
Juan Petrol: ✅
Juan Gas
Tequila Juan.
Borracho Juan
Juan Gasolina
Juan Petroleo
I swear that moustache gives him another extra 300 hp.
jajjajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Soy mexicano xd
@@RAAL_ONE1 y?
@@lemmy154 y que me parece interesante
Tienes una foto de perfil muy XD
que simp que eres xd
666th like xd
This comes to show that nissan is the best
Plot twist: the song is actually coming out of his own stereo.
how is that a plot twist
@@kushpaladin
The Speaker was broken lol
ok?
lmfao
Plot twist: it's actually "somebody that I use to know"
Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Guy: “Yes, but I want to hear you say it...”
Best speed poetry ever!!
Damn good one
"can you tell me please officer?"
Best comment
@@trainwhistlesrule Lol
my dad when hes in a hurry:
Horse power ❎
Horacio power ✅
Lol
* Poder de caballo
I love how aggressive his gear shifts are. It's like he's pushing the stick into the dashboard. xD
I love doing it. So bad for your gearbox but so damn satifsying! LMAO
Makes me cringe
@@LucasNasta like your channel.
Gottem
@@wavezz2038 😳
I married a Mexican woman and half her uncles look like this guy. lol
How many Mexican women have you married? lmao
@@benjaminbiro5849 When you marry one, you feel married to them all. The number of family get togethers is madness.
@@billnye69 Was just about to type this, You are correct sir. The baseball cap and the stash is the fashion for the older Mexicans.
I am from Poland fellos but i ve just made a visualization of "typical older mexican" and i bursted laughing
I'm mexican and half my family looks like him xD
how your dad drives when mom isn't watching
That's everyday driving right there!
Bravo 👏
He's not happy he won, he's disappointed you lost.
That's how we do it in mother russia
🤣
Ñ
@@alxczz EÑE
Lol
As a Mexican, this is how my dad drives.
FR my dad is always like this whenever he gets on a road that isn’t illegal to go fast on
LOLLL
True
my dad is legit the opposite
No es gracioso.
When your dad is mad for being bad at school then driving fast
He was just on his way to the grocery store and made a wrong turn
Dude in Porsche : whoever wins gets to have free diesel for 1 month
Mexican dude : Win Diesel
LoL 😆
HAHAHAHAHA
He don't needs it, he already got three gas stations
@@counter-ex So the dude in Porsche buys the Diesel for the gas stations and the mexican guy sells them and badically gets tons of money
@@daymen1400 exactly
Me: Dad look a porsche
My dad:
vxruss hi
@@vector_pleevich1925 wasup
We all have a dad trying to impress his child
fuck i can relate
@@t_h_f7931 ye
The car possibly drank some tequila 💀
Kid: "dad look it's a Porsche😀"
dad: "hold my beer son"
Its not even fair... his mustache gives him like 50 extra horsepower.
Mexican mustaché
Don't click czcams.com/video/UIP2s9NsY0M/video.html
LOL
The force of 1000 mustaches
55 if it's neatly trimmed
Porsche: Lets Race!
Nissan: So you have choosen DEATH!
'The gta police mpcs'
@@zaidshobaki535 npcs*
It’s not the Nissan u think like the gtr it’s the old broken down cars
@@xgamergamer8585 2003 Nissan Maxima !
Overrated
I get goosebumps watching this work of art
Reminds me a dad's Volkswagen Passat 5 2.0 Diesel Turbo, ECU tuning
He looks like the most Mexican man there is.
whats that soppose to mean?
there aint many people looking like my boy pablo
Mr.saitama it means that dude looks big time Mexican what else would it mean genius
@@filthyanimal874 I thought he was trying say something else genius
Not most of Mexican mans look like this, I am Mexican and I see few people like this.
when pablo races against her daughter's boyfriend to see if he worths it:
Apparently pablo is a female
@@c92k54 pablito
Everybody gangsta till Pablo starts-wait, N-NANI, KANSEI DORIFTO!?
@@c92k54 😂😂
@@c92k54 Paula
coldest man to ever exist
Me as a kid: Look dad, a Porsche!
My dad: Hold my beer
For yellow car, his whole world was shattered that day. For Juan Carlos, it was tuesday.
That made my day
Every day is a Tuesday for me
it was tuesday...
TACO TUESDAY
*epic guitar riff*
This made me feel like a legend
Yellow car had no chance. Mexican guy have just decided to drive so slowly. I bet if yellow would be going 20 km/h faster, Mexican would do the same.
This guy became one with the song,
He shifts according to the beat!
He also shifts harder than he hits his wife
Hey I just saw you on the other gas meme about the ambulance
U copied the comment one above u. Loser.
ELECTROSPIRIT 5 I know right fookin lame fuck
@@johntelekom9712 lmao XD
Dad's just taking the Nissan Maxima down to the shops and gets in an impromptu drag race with some random Porsche 😂😂
Nissan Gtr ❌
Pablo Escobar ✅
This is really wholesome and funny.
Only a bad worksman blames his tools
Oh damn it’s you
Big fan bro😍😍
What does this comment mean in context with the video? His car looks specifically modified to do exactly this. His tools aren't bad at all, and he looks like a great driver. So what's this comment actually referring to?
I don't get it. I don't get how he won the race because to me it looks like he waaaaayyy overheld the 1st gear. You can hear the engine reach the RPM limiter for a while before he switches to second. I've made this mistake many times myself but point is he fucked up the shift and still won lol.
@@tovarish3432 You should delete that because you're making a fool of yourself.
Anyone notice how the shifts were synced with the song
I noticed that xd
Thats the point dude...
I noticed that too
Me too
Same
I want to watch a series of Casual Manuel. Just this normal mundane looking Mexican dude in different movie scenarios, and absolutely crushing every single one with a nonchalant everyday attitude.
''dad theres only 2 minutes left im gonna be late to school''
the dad:
That's a good dad
DaDaddy*
@@Amandeep68Singh let's goo
I’m pretty sure he just wants to get rid of you real quick
I don’t have a dad so I’m replacing this with my oldest brother. He drives like he’s on a race track and I feel like I’m about to fly out the car if he ever slams on his brakes.
Baseball cap: x20 shifting capability
Mexican Shirt: +100 HP
Jesus necklace: +750 HP
Mustache: +999 HP
For a second I thought you meant "Health Points"
Taco: +900 HP
Do you really not hp to drive a car faster ?
These numbers seem accurate. Let’s hope they don’t nerf him next patch.
@@predvcecerom It's Horse Power lol
the best drag race
“My ex wife learned everything about sex from a manual.. Amanual was our Gardener” -Rodney Dangerfield 😂
Lol
Never ask:
A man his salary
A woman her weight
A Mexican how fast they can go
I have a friend (a girl) who knew a very fast Mexican man... if you know what I mean
@@MrlspPrt yeah i know
@@MrlspPrt Lol the nationality doesn't matter if you are talking about it.
I know it’s a joke but the guy said he is Guatemalan
@@MrlspPrt if mexicans are legends, then africans would be gods in those speeds😊 hope u understand
When this guy drives a car the ambulance makes room for him to pass.
LMAO XD
A joke it will
At reality it will not
Wmw Dl no shit Sherlock.
lmaoo
Hahah
My dad passing by the powerful truck in the runway :
He's a man of focus and sheer fuckin will.
Need For Speed: *Most Juanted*
Jaja
Need for speed : Cabron
lWorn_ Daggerl Big brain here stealing comments in desperate attempt to be funny
@@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94 you need more likes 🤣🤣🤣
Need For Speed : Pal Carajo Nos Vamos
When your wife is home alone :
European*
manuelo modina pendejo turbo
☠️
@@sardinealhuile4496 eurobean
"Tf you say to me you lil shit"
This man on a sleeper build XD
I just love how calm and focused he is.
Mexican Takumi
of course he is, he's drag racing any bump or delayed action would cause him the race
well if you aren't you're gonna mess up
That looks calm to you?
hes basically driving to work
Never underestimate the speeds that a moustache adds.
Top gear joke?
😉😎😂😂😂
it comes with violence and momentum
And a hat
I have to say, accurate to me and my Pancho, excellent commitment