Bowerbird Woos Female with Ring | World's Weirdest
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- čas přidán 26. 06. 2012
- A male satin bowerbird needs a swanky pad to land the perfect mate. He'll bribe her with many a trinket... will a ring finally seal the deal?
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Bowerbird Woos Female with Ring | World's Weirdest
• Bowerbird Woos Female ...
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/ natgeowild - Zábava
Nice to know that a small portion of our litter is helping birds get laid.
Hahahaha so true
Lmao
Lol
Lol
BAHAHAHA OMG WE WATCHED THIS IN CLASS AND THIS COMMENT WAS ON THE WHOLE TIME WE WATCHED AND THE TEACHER DIDNT NOTICE 😹
He's got money, he's got a nice car, he's got blue shit littered all over the place. How could anyone resist?
lmao
Natalia and he's got money 😂
@@ixchellovesrainbows4965 **starts taking notes**
Not only that, he got laid, too. Huh... maybe I should do what he does more often.
He got two whips and ten bucks, more than I got!🤦🏽♂️
Hours of prepararion for seconds of climax... Yeah that sounds about right
anything for pussy
More like years of preparation
"He's stealing straws for love" - if only it were that easy!
I was dying of laughter at the end... oh my
Everything about this was hilarious for some reasons but I kinda feel bad for the person who lost their car keys, heh
+Just In And to think that this is how Nature made them! She has a nice sense of humor.
Tetris_Citadel She does indeed.
My god those eyes are INCREDIBLE 0:09 they're bright purple!
Bowerbird chicks are BADASS. You gotta have a nice house, good decorations, AND know how to dance! That's what's up! Get it girl! For that 6 second wack-ass love session he better have some means.
Hey 6 seconds is above average
When a bird has more money than you!
JAJAJAJAJAJajajaj
Uh oh! 😅😂
I just came from other videos where bowerbirds went all out: Decorated with flowers, made these beautiful elaborate seduction pads, had an impressive song repertoire... and this one decorated with trash 🤦🏻♀️ Single use plastics to make matters worse. And to top it off, he stole car keys and money 😂 Nature has a sense of humor.
did that bird just nut in like 5 seconds?
tweak114 the male was so aggressive tho it was funny
tweak114 Male birds just pass sperm from cloaca to cloaca.
Prey animals gotta hurry lest they become someone's snack. Explains premature ejaculation in humans too. After all, our distant ancestors were hunted by big cats. It's an evolutionary feature, not a bug
But females will return to men who last longer as it offers more pleasure, so there is evolutionary advantage to both, hence why they both still exist in our genes.
Strayed Wayfarer You're just making trying to make excuses
well he did have the three things women want, a car, money and a ring
its a joke....
*****
Hahaha! Yeah right
Hahaha
MBird: *Picks up car keys* Heeey, check this out! *Alarm starts beeping*
FBird: What did you do?
MBird: Let's just put these down
Spaghettitiger Idk why but your comment made me laugh so hard xD
Ron: I got u wheels
Becky: We can fly!
Ron: She doesn't want wheels..
OMG why did I laugh at this comment 😂
Wow it took car keys -_-
"check out my ride"
The things we do to get laid
Ville Tågefelt $10? cheap lady.
5 secs of sex just for 10 bucks?!?! serious? lol
lol I love how when the bird took the straws the man looked on the ground like "THE FUCK DID MY STRAWS GO"
lol... she got turned on by a blue plastic ring...hahaha
I have to admit one thing, these birds are just beautiful. I put feed out for the birds and I've captured a few pictures of these Bowerbird's with two rings in his beak. They are just beautiful and great to capture. ❤ Have a nice day
I'm sure they used berries and flowers or even feathers. Blue is a rare color in the wild, so I can see how it might be seen as 'impressive' to find a lot of blue things. Though I'm sure manmade items have been competition a little stiffer.
So much work, for just a few seconds. I'd stick to Redtube.
so would I with your looks pal
Now, that's a big spender. i lost it . lol
Ben O ikr just love the narration
So Golddiggers are not limited to female human...
ellzedd41 my ex was a golddigger and some girls that I liked turned out to be golddigger so it's nothing new...
ellzedd41 I don't know of any guys that are gold diggers. (All of my guy friends have stable well paying jobs and all of my female friends seem to know what a guy with a job looks like) I'm sure they're out there but 3, really? Unlucky.
ellzedd41 I don't recall you saying that...
***** yeah thank you for informing me, I was an idiot thinking for women aren't like that... because from now on I have to be careful around women...finding a rare species that aren't rude like you....
+Yusuf Ismail (Koca Yusuf) Man, you beat me to it! Believe it or not i was going to make the exact same comment!
Just flash some money and a ring and she's all yours for 10 seconds! Lol this video has me in stitches and the comments are so funny!
damn all that for 2 seconds of seeeexxxx.... bird was like. . worth it
ppp
How the crap did they do this before humans existed?
Flowers
Herman Brood But they would wilt?
Finally, Ron got his smash.
Why is this weird? It's as if people haven't realized men have to jump through hoops for female appreciation. :P
Yep, when you meet the types that are turned on by the need for fur coats and expensive jewellery, this bird behaviour does not seem too strange at all.
where my key ? where my key ?
Wtf like 5 seconds after the money showed up the female did
That's how the world works... money = happiness... the people who say otherwise are A: rich people trying to act humble or B: trying to make their own non-rich lives more tolerable.
Buddha left the royals to look for true happiness.
@@Timerooy he had a mansion to come back to. He was basically vacationing in the garden
0:06 Is that Dr. Grant? Seems he can't escape dinosaurs at any stage of evolution.
i got money and a car.. and have an australian flag.
Time to build a nest.
Bower: Ooooh a nice ladyyyyy hmm lemme get some blue chocolates, ummmm oh and that too umm oooh that looks nice
Birdette: Oooooh thanks for the car, ring, and money!!!
Bower: Okay will yu marry me?
Birdette OMG YES
Bower: Okay heres the ring! Bye!
Birdette: Ugh men these days
Diane Cho Well, see, some species have different mating patterns. For example, humans. We mate with one or more partners, and mate for either life or a few months/years. This is objectively, from a biological standpoint
+Diane Cho that's one perspective :)
1:50. DAaaaaNnnnnng, that dude has got some serious moves.
I would honestly want to be one of these birds. I want to make a house and as this bird, I could make one with literally whatever I want.
I lost it when he accidentally set off the car keys! XD
Imagine walking in on them while looking for your car keys.
LOL "he did it for love"
"come in, sorry about the mess...."
"Ring" never fails to Steal the Deal😉😂
Dam smash and pass at its finest
The hopper bird liked it so he put a plastic blue ring on it
One night stand kind of bird eh
For all that work though....
**picks up keys** alarm goes off **puts keys down**
Oh my god. He's a speedy buggerer, isn't he?
Everyone is posting things like "balls deep" and "demolished it" and "put a * in it". But birds don't do things that way. Birds have cloaca or vents which they usually only touch for a moment in something called the cloaca kiss. In other words, there isn't penetration. Psht mammals, always looking at the world through their junk...
Except for monotremes. They retain this character too.
MOST birds don't do it that way, but ostriches, swans, and ducks all have a type of penis (not like that of a mammal, though)
It might be a little pedantic to point out independently evolved structures that are biologically very dissimilar to mammal reproductive structures in a handful of species among about 10,000 species of aves. They still do not have testicles externally and the video has comments concern the bower bird which shows how the focus on a penis isn't the point. I even had a qualification word "usually" for circumstances that are unique like these so cherry-picking the preceding sentence and adding "MOST" to make is seem like it's some major oversight seems a little excessive in the context of the posts obvious targets and readers, purpose and hedging.
Scraggle Grackle I was simply pointing out that not all birds mate via "cloaca kiss". Your comment implied that ALL birds mate this way. " Birds have cloaca or vents which they usually only touch for a moment in something called the cloaca kiss" was your only use of "usually", which only suggests that sometimes perhaps they mate for longer than a brief touch. Not to nitpick; just pointing out something that wasn't made clear in your post, for anyone who didn't know that some birds have an evolved penis-like structure.
"Your comment implied that ALL birds mate this way....was your only use of "usually", which only suggests that sometimes perhaps they mate for longer than a brief touch."
False. It does not imply that. It does not "only suggest" that. The qualifier only means that this is often the case and that there are exceptions but makes no mention about what exceptions there are. You assumed what exceptions are meant or the nature of those exceptions. That is not charitable or logical. The logical implication of the usage of the qualifier "usually" only implies that there are times when this (the assertion) is not the case. You made an assumption about it applying to the time and made an inference based upon that assumption. By all means, nit pick. I don't mind. My other point was that your nit-picking in the context was pedantic and unwarranted considering the people it addressed, the video, and the actual implications and context of what was said.
The context is important. For example, you could say that an implication of me saying this "In other words, there isn't penetration." implies that birds never have a sort of penetration but within the context of the preceding sentence that already used a qualifier it should be obvious that it wouldn't imply such a thing.
You obviously know something about how birds mate. My point is only that you misconstrued the implications of what I said actually and that the nature of your response was missing the context and was out of touch with the post you were responding to where it should be evident that the original had a certain context, type of person, humor, etc. in mind. Your response seemed to ignore those things for a chance to expound and perhaps, condescend (only by an unreasonable and uncharitable assumption) beyond what was necessary in that context.
Man that bird went balss deep XD
omg the comments have me crying!!!!! LMAO! 😂😂😂😂😂
0:15
the fu....!? where my straw go???
Still a better love story than twilight.
As soon as he flashed the cash the female came in... guess all species are the same! lol
It’s all about the foreplay
1:16 so THAT'S where my car keys ended up.
1:44 that escalated quickly
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The blue money killed me!!!
He's so persistent! Looool so cute !
Watched this in science today.... Oh the reactions!
Birds are really smart
That was so human like I'm tempted to say give full human rights to bowerbirds.
BITCHES LOVE BLUE!!
Stop referring to women that way, it's not cute.
@@RandomPlayIist but it's funny
"Way better than Ron. His till was small" Becky
And they say littering is bad! 😂
A strange adaption to pollution... This is intriguing.
The history of human romantic interactions summed up in a 2 min video
Although he struggled a lot, finally did it.
NatGeoWild, Teching Men that to get girls you need money and a ring, then find a new one...
I love how as soon as she permitted, he went to town and pretty much demolished it. Even in nature it's all a farce.
"No, Ron."
Amazing Best bird dance n mating. It is very interesting to know that this bird loves to pick blue colored straws for decoration.
I love bowebirds, they so funny how they collect everything which is blue.
The bird stealing blue to get a mate i couldnt even do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats one lucky bird.
I laught when the male came with money :))
"Eh, girl. I got you a some bottle caps and a Toyota Camry."
Did I just watch..... Bird porn?
yeah you did. ahaha
But the bad acting is all genetic instinct (old comment ik)
真的好有趣..原來小鳥在求偶時也會送東西...精彩..謝謝分享
You're on to something. After all, it does go "something old, something new, something borrowed something blue." (although in this case, it's more like EVERYTHING blue.
lol this is the quagmire of birds
giggidy.
That is ridiculously cool!
Literally offers her money.
lol this narrator is so into the clip.
All that for 5 seconds? Yeah, mama bird, I know that level of disappointment 😁
looks like the bowerbird is having "fun" with the girl bird: 1:50
Of course, what else do you think they are doing?
I found the 12 year old
fantastic, superb covrage.
see! every female wants the cash
The comment section is what made this video awesome XD laughing too hard right now!
Their like the Blood Ravens being "Gifted" with relics XD
My mans came in 5 seconds. :)
lol "im in your picnic, stealing your straws"
Lmfaoo that female is a gold digger, once she saw the money she was like
"HE GOT MONEYYYYYY!!!!"
then the ring
"YAAAAAASSSS HE GOT MONEY AND WANNA BE MY HUSBAND!!!!!"
In the end is was only a smash and pass
dont forget child support
***** naaahh he was out until the bird version of Maury
LMAO
well that escalated quickly
1:35 With a swag like that no lady bird can resist
THANK YOU! finally someone has since around here! :D
Excellent video
Sounds like my first time, too. Hooo!
....I'm gonna go cry over there
That beat drop tho.
Lil dude got car keys 😂
If a lady bowerbird has strict preferences, how much more a God fearing Lady of Royal lineage. A golden girl. Literal homework.
ewwww kindof a creeper aren't ya ^^" *slowly backs away covering ever inch of my body*
well that was fast
now that true blue aussie lol
is it me or is the female is getting inflated at 1:41
Yeah.. I was wonering if it's the bird equivalent of getting turned on... puff out their plumage..
This bird is literally littering.