AM Me vs. PM Me
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 11. 2021
- I promise this is the last day for dry shampoo... and tonight I'm not going to drink, go on my phone, or fall asleep in my make-up đ
#nobonesday #comedy #amvspm
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I have the morning grocery store me that buys all the fruits and veggies and no junk food, and then the after dinner me who is opening a bag of chocolate chips because I didn't buy any snacks...
So funny đ
Me too!!! Hysterical
Oh can I relate to that! đ
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I did not expect this to be how I learned what a "no bones day" is, but here we are.
Lol
Me too!
I had no idea what the bones day was till this video.
oh theres a NAME!? oh ok đ
those doggy snuggles at the end is everything :)
Iâve solved the âwearing makeup to bedâ thing. I stopped wearing it several years ago, not even lipstick. đ Thatâs probably not realistic for a cute young CZcamsr, but my god, IT IS SOOOO FREEING!
And I was deep into the cosmetics counter. Iâm pretty sure Nordstromâs saw a dip in their revenue that year.
I find a woman, even with acne more attractive than one trying to resurrect the Tammy Faye Spackle look of make-up applied with a concrete trowel.
I hear ya
Oddly enough, the pandemic has disrupted my makeup routine, lol. Once I got sick with Covid in March 2020 (Iâm ok⊠got asthma from it, but Iâm ok) and I was sick for a few weeks, I just didnât put makeup on and then didnât feel like it after I was better. Only when I have to put it on (and itâs been replaced because it was old).
I don't wear it either. It's so freeing!
I definitely go through very distinct and different phases of makeup use in my life. Right now, I just try not to put any expectations onto myself about it and only wear it if I feel like it. Strangely enough, I basically collect it, but not specifically to wear it. I mostly just like to swatch it on my arm. Hey, itâs harmless, right?
Totally me, EVERYDAY. Some days I nail it but mostly I procrastinate. Nothing to do with life since Covid, I've always been this way. Thanks for the laughs. :D
Yeah, I feel very seen in the video and I'm not sure that's a good thing đđ
This is me but FLIPPED đ€Ł AM me is a zombie with zero motivation but PM me could conquer the world. I'm pretty sure my whole dad's side of the family has wicked delayed sleep phase disorder and even wickeder ADHD. I wonder what Penn's AM/PM video would be like? đ€
Same. I will make a whole list of what I am going to do and how early I am gonna wake up. Cut to 8a and my kids running around me with nothing doneđ
Iâm the same way!
Same! Love to see that
My husband and I are like this đ
My husbandâs like Kim, but Iâm the opposite!
This is me⊠absolutely flipped. AM me is the groggy, flannel yeti from the night before who canât be trusted with human interaction. PM me is starting major projects at 10pm and trying to make plans with friends.
I am the same I can do nothing till 6pm then want to do a weeks worth of tasks when its 10pm
Same! âšđŻââïžâš
Spot on.
But then thereâs also the one who is full of ambition for the morning and the things sheâs going to do better or even just DO that next next dayâŠ. And then she wakes upâŠ. And sheâs tired and just wants to chill all day! Or! Completely forgot what she planned to do the night before! đ
Meeeeeeeeeeee đđ»ââïžđ
Yes that's me!!đ
Oh, yes! I know who *she* is so well. lol đđ»ââïž
Yes. I have it switched-PM me is motivated and has ideas. AM me just wants to sleep and get through the day.
Yup!đđ»ââïž
For decades, I've been talking about how night me is never kind to morning me.
I hope Heather appreciates your card. You put so much effort into picking one out for her!
Lol
Your funny
Wow you remembered Heather... you're one up on me.
*Picks up the dog an inch and drops her.* No bones.
Penn: Sheâs two!
Thanks for putting out so much relatable family content. It is quiet enjoyable to see those creative mind juices you squeezed into a consumable concentrate!
Thanks for watching!
Awe I absolutely love Sonny, your dog. Retrievers are my favorites, love their faces. I got sidetracked, I meant to comment how you nailed the AM & PM, however mine are reversed đ€Ł
After the first clip I was like âthis is so meâđ nailed everything except I donât drink
đ Same!
Same here đ€Łđ€Ł don't drink and I don't care about my phone
Same lol
âïž coffee instead of wine đ· but you nailed it lol đ especially the dry shampoo!!!! âSo meâ
I appreciate you explaining that. I am 36 and do not have TickTock.
The hair and dry shampoo!!!! I thought I was the only person who felt like drying her hair was soooo much work that Iâd keep putting off washing it! Thanks for letting me know Iâm not alone there!
I thought I'm alone too, glad I'm not. I can't use dry shampoo with red hair but luckily they don't look dirty that easily, just itchy đ
Yes! Iâd rather wash my jeep than blow dry my hair!!! Seems like it takes the same amount of time lol
I feel better knowing others feel that way...
I don't dry my hair with hair dryer at all. I towel it, brush it, then air dry.
Y'all need to do a version of that for Pennđ love y'all's videos, keep it upđ
You have accurately represented my 24-hr routine . . .especially the Halloween candy and the wine! The worst is, night time me often affects morning me.
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Ugh. Me too! But itâs all for our health. đ
Idk why the fact that Kim knows what a âbones dayâ is makes me so happy.
"Folding laundry while I watch tv" is me, except replace laundry with ironing. Yeah, I haven't ironed for at least a year.
I haven't ironed in nearly 20 years! đ
@@snowwhitepeak I have used my iron twice in the last 10 years. For crafting...
Who irons any more? Dryer to hanger!
I will be uber optimistic the night before. "Yeah!, I cleaned the disgusting sink! What else can I win at tomorrow?!" Setting alarms and reminders. And then, "Meh, another 30 minutes in bed won't kill my day." 2 hours later, still in bed and watching Holderness videos, trailers to old movies I am really not interested in except 'so-and-so' said making that film altered their relationship with 'so-and-so'. I can cut and color my hair tomorrow. We have 3/4 of a rotisserie chicken in the fridge, that will do for dinner. Damn, I will need to make some more rice, ooh, do we have instant potatoes?
I don't know when, but my "AM Me" left the building with Elvis. Now, it's all PM 24/7. At least I have no guilt for not finishing anything!!!
I love how real yâall are
Around 9pm I get a wave of motivation and energy until about 1am. Iâve learned to just embrace it. When I wake up the next day, Iâm always surprised by what I accomplished the night before.
I've done the laundry all 33 years of our marriage. So thankful I married a non-makeup spouse!
Iâm the total opposite! Iâm a night owl by nature, so I get energy at like 10 pm, and make plans to get up early and do #AllTheThingsâŠand then morning rolls around, and morning me is like, âHECK NAW.â Every. Time.
SAME!!!
The second one (with slight changes) was me studying anything for school when I was younger.
This is both me, and the opposite of me. I'm never motivated in the morning, and then 8 pm hits and I'm ready to cook all the things, do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the house... etc. Or I just get nothing done during AM or PM.
Omg I love this family!!! I relate so much to them. My husband also has ADHD and I see us in these guys so much!! Love the videos keep them coming!
Sunnyâs martyred look at the end when you pull her in for a hug.
I'm laughing... to keep from crying.
Those crossed out and replaced word cards mean more to me because I find them hilarious and I completely understand the struggle đ
Love the video. So real. Helps to know other people out there deal with the same things.
Kim, you are beautiful, hilarious, and know us so well! I am tossing my a.m. to do list in the trash right now because it is p.m, the family is in bed so I can't work on it anyway and there are CZcams videos to watch. :) I could fold laundry while I watch, but then where would my drinks and snacks go?
All of your content is literally SO relatable!!!
I can't say this is so me because my AM self isn't that peppy and doesn't look as good as you do Kim. I'm not a morning person. Love your videos, can't wait for next one!!!đ
That pupper at the end. đ I'd love to see more of her.
Hahaha Iâm totally the opposite đ€Ł I have all these great ideas in the pm and in the am Iâm like well⊠maybe later..
That dry shampoo moment is SOOOOO MEEE!! đ€·ââïžđââïžđ€Šââïž
I'll just put it in a bun....yet again. đđ
I love that she's wearing a "FOMS" hoodies.
OMG, this is, by far, the most relatable thing I've ever seen
So funny!!! Totally relate to this! Thank you all for your sweet videos.
Iâm not the only one! Thanks for your realistic portrayal of life.
I am the exact opposite. I have all these great plans at night before going to bed and forget about it by the time morning comes. I'm not a morning person, so also I'm just really tired and slow to wake up. LOL Evening comes and I'm disappointed in myself and plan for tomorrow to be better! Pattern repeats. *sigh*
đ€Ł I fill my wine glass to the top just like that lol
Love this SO MUCH!!!!â€ïž
Love this episode!!! SO ME!!
Thanks for making me laugh!
I think you're my long lost twin đđđ€Ł lol!!! Love your sense of humor - I cry laughing at all your videos. Seriously so true!!
Once again, you all nailed it! This is me!!
Glad it's not just me!
âLike you heatherâ I canât- đ
Thatâs me everyday đđđ Didnât even realize it was a thing until now đđđ
Most of this is me, but the opposite đ. I usually am up at night thinking of great ideas or cleaning, and have a hard time getting up in the morning.
Hoo boy, can I relate! I have such great plans for what I'll do the next day, but by the time it's daylight I kind of adjust my expectations...downward.
Thank you for explaining the Bones thing! I saw a sticker with that and had no clue.
The recreate Pinterest idea is so me! LOL
Thatâs so funny and thatâs literally me:)
This is so awesome! This family always makes me smile! 100 percent accurate! đđđ
Haha! PM Kim is a mood! đ€Ł
Thank you for explaining about the "no bones" thing. I've felt so put of the loop!
So much truth!!! I feel so validated now!
This is so me, lol!!!
I came here to be entertained and feel so called out!! When I say "I'll do it in the morning" it ain't happening đ
I particularly relate to the hair and the plants, and the card. đ
lol the dry shampoo bit!
Oh my goodness! This is SO me! I was laughing so hard!
I CANNOT believe how accurate this is to my life. Especially the part about eating the kids halloween candy. In that situation I'm actually the kid who's getting all her Reese's stolen my a hungry peanutbutter monster so I can relate.
this was everything, everything i needed.
lol this was SO accurate! We love Noodles the pug too, no bones days are always my fav đ
So needed this!
Every single one of these is me. Every day!
OMG. I am EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of these. LOL!!!
This is so funny!!!! I especially liked the graduation card and the Christmas craft. Just like me!!!Love you folks!â€â€â€â€
I love this more than I can say. Truest thing Iâve ever seen.
Soooooo me. I have done literally ALL of these. Also, John Pinette: "Salad is not food. Salad is a promissory note that food is coming." đ
This just demonstrates that you sleep really well! You are so good to go in the morning!!
Love all of your videos and can relate to so many things! I do so so many of them. đđđ
Love her ! I can always relate :)
LoL switch the AM with PM and that's my daily energy levels
The dry shampoo is sooooo relatable
The best excuse: I was *going* to, but then I didnât.
Totally can relate. That is me like every day.
Best video. She is so funny and I totally relate!!!
Completely relatable! I was dying at the Halloween candy. UmmmâŠme everyday since Sunday.
So this pug is kinda symbolic to Groundhogs day. Meaning if the pug stands up itâs all good, vs stay down no good, Groundhog sees his shadow more winter, vs if he doesnât spring will come.
very similar - will it be a lazy day or a productive day?
@@theholdernessfamily exactly!!! I love yâallâs videos they made my day so much better, God brought this video to me for a reason thank you!!! Yâallâs laughter is an escape for me!!!
This is so me!!
I really thought it was only meâŠbut as usual you nailed it!!
OMG This ME! The A.M. me has such grand plans for the day, but usually only 1 or NONE of those things happen by the time the evening rolls around! đ
Hysterical. I feel all this. I am such a morning person, and by dinner I am dead.
Yes!! Every single day! I literally decided last night Iâd just use a wet towel to wipe off product build up that shows on my hair in the morning đ€Šđ»ââïž
I might have to try âno bonesâ with my cat every morning
I too am planing my days according to Noodles the Oracle Pug⊠â€ïž
Its a no bones day everyday for me đ only difference between am and pm me is that while am me is over it pm me is really over it - love you guys your vids always are the best
SPOT ON!!!! Youâre the bomb! đâ€ïž
That is sooooooo me.....LOL đ
Me, me, me! đđđ
That might be me at 11:30 am, but not any earlier than that.
Hugging Sunny at the end was sooooo sweeeeet)))))
So relatable!
100%! Lol
Favorite one so far!