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@Walter B No He Just wants likes Lmao
Ok. I'm there. đ
The subtle diss lowkey killed me too. đ
Verbal brilliance!
should have said ok I already there
Had a very similar exchange with a supervisor before đ€Ł
Been there for a while too
"Ok, I'm there."
Not anymore đ
Well actually he is over there in the USA. The movie is called the dictator
â@@hacksawhackmann why the spoiler
@@LaPommeDeMarscause the movie is probably as old as youđ
@@LaPommeDeMars Because that is like right at the beginning of the movie?
I'm pretty sure most summaries in TV programs would include that,
considering it's what makes the movie's theme interesting in the first place.
â@Metin ĂztĂŒrk Why tf did 4 people up vote your comment. It's literally the synopsis. Comedy with arabic supreme leader going to America. Literally the whole description.
I don't know how they kept their faces straight delivering the lines. Lol
Alot of retakes :)
Sasha Baron Cohen has a lot of experience delivering completely ridiculous lines with a straight face and he had the advantage of not needing to keep a straight face here, since he was smiling, unlike how he would deliver with other characters, such as Ali G.
The other actor, whose name escapes me, also has a lot of experience delivering insane lines and has great comedic timing and poise
â@@kevg1617 true. Sacha baron cohen always amazes me. To do stuff like Borat, NECESSARILY in single takes, must be ridiculously difficult as an actor. Jason Mantzoukas is a ridiculously underrated actor as well. He's a supreme craftsman.
it's all improvised! Cohen got Jason mantzoukis specifically bc they riff off eachother so well
Cohan is a genius and never breaks character
I was dying when he was entrapping him with daffy duck đ
Donald
@@-Scrapper- nah daffy and Elmer Fudd
Bro⊠itâs a short thatâs like half of the video.
"It's arguably slightly worse"
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đđ the fact that he answered this question.. lol
That makes it evean better
explosion is an explosion
Elon Musk
Always use pointy weapons
Sun Tzu ~ The Art of War
Sun Tzu ~ I never said that
@@pua0150
Yes I did
~Sun Tzu
"Balls"
~ Sun Tzu
as a person who have read that book there no shit like that
I'm beginning to think I'm one of the few people on earth who have actually read The Art of War.
"Just pretend that I'm an idio--"
"I'm there."
The answer to speaking to any dictator is 'yes, supreme leader'.
Just say yes and collect the paycheck at the end, that's what people do when not in a dictatorship anyway đ€Ł
He couldâve just welded a pointy end to the top and called it a day
@@Salmon_Toastie Just like the skyscrapers ;) The 'supreme leaders' who commision them like them to be pointy and pointless.
@@rhalfik that's how you deal with narcissism, stroke their ego and pretty soon, they're your pet đ€Ł
@@J040PL7 Yeah no. You canât turn a narcissist into a pet. Itâs the other way around or THEY cut you off completely.
This scene right here is why Elon Musks rocket was pointy
He is as smart as this guy đ
@Cybercop he did it as a joke because he loves the movie.
Kinda low ball making fun of a man on the autism spectrum, but I mean you make way more than Elon and are more intelligent apparently (he's got a disability and way better off than you so sad)
@@cybercop3108 Naw Elon definitely made the right choice. Don't forget how much people compared Bezos' rocket to a dildo.
It's actually funny that this scene inspired him to make Starship pointy at the top but let's be honest guys, a rocket with a pointy top looks much cooler.
@@cybercop3108 yet he is rich and loved by millions, while u still live with your mom and wear diapers đđđ
He's not wrong đ
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Dawgg
"Ok, I'm there"
Didn't take long lol
Didn't take long enough.
âKing Julienâ just blatantly talk about missiles he heard from cartoons. đ
Underrated comment
"Agree to disagree."
*gives kill signal*
Yea we saw the vid already
OMG how did u watch the same video? đšđšđš
Maybe General Admiral Aladdin has been watching Armstrong and Miller:
"Kill them!"
Luis is funny. I like to repeat my favorite parts also, for emphasis.
â@@reginaldinoenchillada3513 no, ur both pretty lame. đ
I love how much credit the dictator is giving to the enemies' eyesight
It's supposed to stick in the ground before exploding they will have time to see how pointy it is
â@@testing1932 ....but then the pointy bit is all inside the ground. It will still be a huge robot's dildo by their standards, right before they all suddenly start _"rising towards the Heaven while playing a harp."_
@@anthonymcrooster3703 hmm... well i guess "a huge robot dildo" is scary enough
Yeah, the USA didn't notice those recent balloons until they were through like ten states!
@@FreddieHg37 99 red balloons?
No, they would have noticed them if they were red.
Technical staff talking to their managers:
He got there really fast. đđ
Pimento's long adventure to dismantle a dictatorship
Adrian Pimento?
B99 ref is always nice to see
I KNEW IT
NINE NINE
Rafi
Elon be like "Write that down, Write that down!"
And his employees understand what happened when you asking too much. So they agree to make it pointy
Apparently Musk did get his rockets made more pointy as a consequence of watching this movie. He discusses it in an interview.
â@@EdOeuna I am not surprised in the slightest
@@EdOeuna He even admitted that it's probably slightly worse for performance than a more rounded tip.
@@EdOeuna that interview was with Joe Rogan
Jason Mantzoukas is fucking hilarious
I wish he was in more movies
@@ValisBeetlebum yeah, I hope we get to see a lot more of him in John Wick 4
Is he Derrik? From the Good Place?
@@kyleanderson9227 yeah, and heâs also in Brooklyn 99 and The League
@@MonkeeKnucklez2 Heâs also in Big Mouth
Letâs face it: pointy rockets are way scarrier, especially when you can see them before hitting their target
That's just the worst when one of those pointy rockets hits you and blows up. Nothing scarrier really; in fact the scars stick around for MONTHS.
â@@noyfb4769 its about the payload
Musk: yeah I said make it pointy.
Rogan: haha so it makes not diff?
Musk: Um I think itâs actually worse but it looks cool
i just watched the short where they talked about that and this video was like 2 under that đ
It doesnt change anything if you would actually bother to do research
@Twofigoi was talking about major problems, but still, those problems are still problems that matter.
@Twofigo so you really have absolutely no idea if there is an actual difference or not.
You just needed to disagree and hope that your point about a slight possible subtle maybe difference that may or may not exist would be there and may or may not create by off chance a difference that is oils more than likely not create an issue.
@Twofigo nicely put. That would work once we saw the final product. Many munitions have both rounded and pointed ends. Both have the same mass. The pointed ones are usually longer than the rounded ones. Even when you make specialized rounds, the mass is usually the same.
This goes for rockets, middles, and bombs of the same model. They want maximum out out of the munition in question. The different tip allows for a different effect but the damage output needs to stay the same to make them effective for use.
The only way to make this understandable is assign numbers for damage output. So letâs go with 10. A simple number.
Pointed tips will take that 10 and place the damage in a central location for more damage at a small location.
Rounded tips will take that 10 damage and give a more evened damage allow the surface it strikes.
These also are used more for explosives to send the shrapnel in a better radius formation. Maximum output.
If you used the same length for both rounded and pointed then yes the mass would be different and so would the damage out put. These make them different types of munition and not just a different model of the same type of munition.
So I guess I both agree with you in some aspects and disagree with others. Your reasoning is still sound though so please donât take this as an insult.
âIt needs to be pointyâ
âOk Iâll make it pointyâ
The good ending
Man's a scientis and wants to argue over something that doesn't matter đ€Ł
Doesn't he have string theory to solve or something.
â@@J040PL7 i mean,he is pretty much right
They are not making an armor piercing shell,nor a Tomahawk missile.
They are making a dumbfired ballistic weapon,thus,having a round top means wider,more open space,which also equals a slightly better payload.
@@attilakovacs5040 great, then he can watch his better payload from heaven đ€Ł
@@attilakovacs5040 ok he was smart enough to design it but not so smart enough to not argue with his dictator and say "ok I will make it pointy" then weld a tin cone or something on it and be done đ
I liked "the signal". đ€Ł Whenever I worked at Lowes, everytime me or my boss got a crappy annoying customer, we'd look at each other and make this signal đđđ
Quick random fact. Elon musk actually made his starship more pointy after seeing this scene
Daffy duck can be pretty convincing
When he said Payload delivery , not about aerodynamics, im like He a man of culture and he's right đđ
Rocket culture?
Muslim culture?
Stupid culture?
Stop with the dick jokes, it is just inmature.
@@antton9623 American culture
Elon actually said in an interview that he modeled his rocket after this clip lol
can u send me video link?
Of course he did
I've seen that before it's hilarious
Few adjustments
The guy doesn't understand irony.
The fact that Elon musk literally made The SpaceX rockets pointier because of this scene makes it all the better
Itâs for aerodynamics, rockets donât have a payload
Always enjoyed his humor
@@stevefoxrox not quite right. They have a payload, but they are not trying to deliver a shaped charge for maximum penetration. The payload will often sit a bit below the nosecone of a resupply rocket, especially since the nosecone will heat up quite a bit.
Lol. He even said it was less aerodynamic. Which, it is. Ya want smoother surfaces on the front and an easier way way for the air to detach on the back. Itâs not about avoiding air by trying to pierce through it. Itâs about keeping it uniform, to avoid making vortexes nd stuff. That being said, I donât fully think itâs a joke. Shit that looks cool gets more attention. If anything, it probably got him more publicity and funding. Tho, Iâm not an engineer/ marketing dude/ business person. So, take my word as âI heard this somewhere in a video that was confusing so, I assume itâs partially true.â And not as truth because, Iâm an idiot.
@Gol Acheron making himself look like an idiot is worthwhile publicity?
Lol. At least Nuclear Nadal was Aladeen enough to Aladeen up for himself.
Sacha Baron Cohen is honestly one of the most unheralded comedic minds of this generation. And not just for Borat
Mm, naw. Disagree.
Yup he is one of the best comedians of the past 2 decades. Very inventive and creative and hilarious. Ali G, Borat, the dictatorâŠ
@@theoutlook55 cool
Yes we know the other movie. The ONLY 2 movies he is known for. Compared to, iron man's 7?
Not under-rated. He has done incredibly well. Hillarious, and gets recognized for it.
"Indulge me. For one second, pretend that I'm an idiot."
"Okay, I'm there."
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starting to understand what elon was talking about
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nobody understands what the hell elon is talking about
This scene alone deserves an acting Oscar to the both of them, more than 90% of the actual Oscar winners đ
He said "a huge robot dil**" đđđ
He said âOK Iâm thereâ really quick
"Pointy? Yes sir, coming up!"
- An actually intelligent engineer.
âOk, Iâm thereâ â ïžâ ïžâ ïž
Masterpiece of a movie
Absolutely notđ€Ł
absolutely yes
It only has two weaknesses:
1) Cheney is mentioned as one of Aladeen's role models, but in the speech at the end he says Americans cannot imagine their own policies. While mentioning Cheney in that scene is funny, the film as whole would be better if he hadn't.
2) The film is too short.
Everything else, including this scene, is pure genius.
âOk Iâm thereâ
Didnât take him much time did itâŠ
Truly one of the best movies ever made
This is literally the reason spacexs new rocket is pointy, elon said âit needs to be more pointyâ and referenced this film, bam next thing you know the most ambitious rocket ever developed is more pointy
Two possible conclusions to draw from that.
1. Your idol Elon Musk is so stupid/insecure he messes with what his engineers came up with because it looks better.
2. Musk lied about it because he knew his stupid fans (you) would perpetuate his lies and it would give him extra fame.
Your choice. Is your hero an idiot or a liar?
Which means the guy in charge doesn't actually care about the science he just cares about "haha funni rocket"
@@crazynachos4230 pointy = more space and it is also more aerodynamic
Don't forget that he had to move his mouth back around to the front of his head to say that. Details are important.
@@crazynachos4230 he's not building a missile. Do you have a hate boner for Elon?
fuckin love this guy. đ i wish he had a show still!
I remember the Looney Toon cartoon where Porky Pig falls from a great height. The pupils of Daffy Duck were in the shape of Porky and it shows him falling, hitting the floor, and bouncing a couple of times before a dead stop. Now, I've seen people commit suicide by jumping from the top of a building and it is the same sequence of falling, hitting the floor, and bouncing a couple of times before a dead stop. The animators back then must of seen the same because they nailed it. Is that awkward bounce. It's not really a bounce but not much of a word to describe it. It's hard to explain unless you've seen it.
Every time I see clips of this movie I think about the track race lmao
" Pretend that I'm an idiot"
đđ
The fact that Elon made his rocket pointy because of this movie just makes it more funny đ€Łđ€Ł
One of the funniest movies Ever. Going to have to rewatch this one!
I love this movie lmao. The pause between "let's pretend I'm an idiot" "alright I'm there" *long silence*
a timeless masterpiece
Elon said this exact same thing đ
A real life idiot villain
"Indulge me, pretend for one second that I am an idiot" - that's gold!!
He also says the round top means it will bounce back at them đ
I love how when someone calls you out so you do a truthful lie. "Yeah there was someone who suffered a deformity of that nature"
i jus saw this seen from elonđ
Same like tf đ€Ł
Same lol
Can you people type English properly?
@@mrsantoro8306, my friend, English is not a native language for everyone, so donât judge them
@@mrsantoro8306 correction: "ÂżCan you people, type English properly?"
This movie only comes up with my family every time we go camping, even 10+ years later
One of my all time favorite movies.
Fun fact thats why elon made the starship pointy
People calling Bezos' rocket a dildo and making fun of him are proving this movie right.
Musk admitted that he asked to make his starship more pointy in reference to this movie
Well by bussiness and cosmetic perspective i think most people gonna choose space ex rocket than blue origin rocket
And because of this movie Elon has a cooler looking rocket the Bezos does
@@levismith7444 There is no accounting for taste.
Musk has the advantage that his rockets go into actual space.
Bezos has the advantage that he has Captain Kirk.
Donald Duck : Dude! It's me.
"It sticks in the ground and then, kaboom" đđ„ đ
"Ah you see, but that's the beauty of it, they'll underestimate us!"
It would've been way too easy just to put a God damn point on it and call it a day
I forgot about this scene đ€Ł the âokay Iâm thereâ and the kill this dude look at the end were great!
Bezos should've taken notes lol
He did. His rocket is designed to put a smile on the faces of his enemies, like he does on the boxes that leave his warehouses.
Pimento really went through a lot when he was undercover
Just now realised
Clearly one of Pimento's undercover assignments
"You're desssspicable" Daffy Duck đŠ
man ive watched this movie 10 times. never gets old
edit: thanks to whoever liked, i got the notification and fixed a typo lmao
Sasha is such a beast hahhaha âreasearch filmsâ đđđ
mans got the biggest balls in history.
aaaaa.....nd he's dead.đ
It's impressive what happens when Derek gets rebooted enough times.
"Why would I care for such a trivial detail?"
- Supreme leader, Aladeen
"Suffered a deformity like that" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I always wondered why they didnât just put a pointy ballistic cap on top of the warhead to please Aladdin
They do in the end.
Elon Musk gave the Starship a pointy nose in honor of this scene. Hilarious.
You missed the scene when Aladeen said: âFiuuu uh-ve! Fiuu Kaboom!â
đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
Highly recommend this movie! 10/10 great comedy.
couldve put another rocket on top
fucking love this movie so much đč
"For one second just pretend I'm an idiot"
Scientist: I'm there. đ That's where he fucked up.
"Pretend I'm an idiot, ok im there" lmfao
Pimento
Never outshine your master. Don't bite the hand that feeds you
You're a bit confused, but you got spirit.
â@@ICaligvla đđđ
This is just an engineer talking through an issue with a client lol
So this is the kinda things Pimento had to deal with while undercover.
This is actually why Elon musk made spacex rockets pointy at the top
Yoooo dictator is copying Elongated Muskrat!!!!!
Time travel is real?
The enemies can get a final laugh before they die
Why cant he just follow orders lol
Because he wants his weapons of mass destruction to work.
Elon Musk said this movie is the only reason he made the tip of his shuttle a point
Maybe if he took that traffic cone off his head the rest of us would see the point.
One of the most underrated movies ever.
This is one of the few movies I just watched because it popped up on tv and I don't regret it lol
Elon was actually influenced by this for anyone that doesnât know this already
You're in CZcams shorts my dude.. There is only a very very slim chance for anyone not knowing.
If you ever wondered what kind of "experts" Elon Musk listens to... You know, Einstein would listen to this guy.
My god, 8f you truly believe this then you're unbelievably stupid and I feel bad for you
And yet, Bezos did make his rocket like a penis and got made fun of for months by anchors, the press, comedians, politicians, and the public. I'd say Elon made the right choice.
Just make the rocket pointy my guy. Just do it, pick your battles, this ain't the hill to die on.
This movie still remains one of the most hilarious ever đđ especially the first half is hilarious. i discovered Jason mantzoukas in this, possibly my most favorite comic actor.
Is that Adam Sandler? đ€Ł
No.
Sasha baron Cohen
....
Its Borat
The fact that Elon musk replicated this in real life đ
Elon Musk to his engineers after watching âThe Dictatorâ:
One fact they didnât mention in the intro is that before the events of the movie, Aladeen put a national ban of any and all subtlety.
How is that relevant? If there is any subtlety in this dialogue, like how the engineer doesn't even need to pretend, or how the deformity of the researcher in the educational material is a blatant clue to its scientific reputability, or how being assertive allows the non-STEM intellectual to give credence to any claim, it went right over my head. I see no subtlety there, so it having been banned immediately prior is irrelevant to this clip.