20 WORST Tips from 2000 Hours in Satisfactory!

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  • 20 WORST Tips from 2000 Hours in Satisfactory!
    I have over 2000 hours of Satisfactory gameplay experience and I've condensed that into 20 essential tips to help you start your factory and go through the game!
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Komentáře • 551

  • @manofmushroom1849
    @manofmushroom1849 Před rokem +769

    As a new player myself I found this tutorial very useful and made the game so much easier

  • @jackmcfetridge
    @jackmcfetridge Před rokem +83

    Coffee Stain’s April fools video was the first thing I watched this morning, I won’t be duped again, certainly not by a player who doesn’t even have a verified fixit employee badge

  • @dethdukk
    @dethdukk Před rokem +388

    Is it bad that the alternate that lets you skip the iron rods step for screws is actually one of my favorite alternates?

    • @Flopcopp
      @Flopcopp Před rokem +15

      Same here

    • @Wildemut
      @Wildemut Před rokem +22

      My favorite is the Diluted fuel alternate recipe.

    • @balaclavaboi7785
      @balaclavaboi7785 Před rokem +8

      One of the best alts

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 Před rokem +3

      I really hope they eventually put in alternates for steel beams and pipes; the bottleneck is really a pain in the butt for using certain other alternates.

    • @matthewrodeffer7815
      @matthewrodeffer7815 Před rokem +10

      I think the goal is to eliminate screws altogether. I haven't really played around with alternate recipes though.

  • @SmokinWarthog
    @SmokinWarthog Před rokem +310

    Ok, well done. I finally realized what's happening two thirds into the video. The factory cart was too much 🤗

    • @the_nick_knack
      @the_nick_knack Před rokem +20

      I finally got it when he advised to spend tickets on biomass lmao

    • @EmeraldJlan
      @EmeraldJlan Před rokem +17

      I figured it out at the beginning because of the 10k iron lol

    • @the_nick_knack
      @the_nick_knack Před rokem +17

      @@EmeraldJlan At that point I was like "man, it must have been a while since he played early game cause that is some awful advice" lol

    • @jeanremynoble1798
      @jeanremynoble1798 Před rokem +9

      It took me way too long to figure this out, though the creeping sense of horror started with "keep making more screws forever"

    • @lucasjacobs9195
      @lucasjacobs9195 Před rokem +4

      I got it at the useless quartz nodes

  • @johnb0815
    @johnb0815 Před rokem +191

    2:55 you forgot the mention the charcoal and biocoal alternate recipes. with these you can get more power out of your plant stuff but still have all the coal form the miners for steel production. and then switch to liquid biofuel as soon as you can

  • @Michblack0000
    @Michblack0000 Před rokem +99

    That caterium trick for the nuclear plant is *brilliant*!!! I'm gonna go load up some storage containers and add a few splitters immediately! Thanks Kibitz!

  • @skootlebop
    @skootlebop Před rokem +182

    took me almost half the video to realize its an april fools joke

  • @malumphasma
    @malumphasma Před rokem +50

    Kibz, now I only have 1400 hours in Satisfactory, but I would like to add that when you have 50 biofuel burners it can help to have blade runners so you can constantly run between the burners and keep them full.😉

  • @0TioDudu0
    @0TioDudu0 Před rokem +41

    The "build a bunch of burners" is actually a good tip for before coal power.
    More burners = load more distributed = biomass burns slower = more time between refills.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 Před rokem +1

      I usually get up to around 8 or so Biomass burners (not counting the ones that are part of the HQ) before I swap to coal power. For me, it's the best balance between deep fuel reserves and the aggravation of checking fuel levels of multiple machines.

    • @Vatharian
      @Vatharian Před rokem +2

      @@noppornwongrassamee8941 oooops. I switch to coal, when I am around 40-50...

    • @Rocker-1234
      @Rocker-1234 Před rokem +1

      if you have the refined power mod its even better cause you just build automated ones and a plant to make biomass/solid biomass and theyll sort themselves out while youre exploring and building

  • @kujian
    @kujian Před rokem +14

    Best part of the video is knowing how painful it must have been for you to merge that caterium into your nuclear set up

  • @crightbrayons8416
    @crightbrayons8416 Před rokem +35

    2000? Man now I feel so much better about my playthrough. I'm no where near as creative as kibz. Always was so amazed at his vids.

    • @raeraeella6426
      @raeraeella6426 Před rokem +2

      Yea so am I, but not in the way you are.
      I'm amazed his graphics card still works.

  • @turosianarcher8771
    @turosianarcher8771 Před rokem +13

    Took me all the way up until the bit about automating screws to remember what day this video was made. Well played sir, well played.

    • @Anson_AKB
      @Anson_AKB Před rokem

      it took me no time at all when reading the title :-)
      (or did he change the title afterwards?)

  • @andrewhoward6946
    @andrewhoward6946 Před rokem +22

    If you follow these tips, you'll reach 2,000 hours of playtime too! Before you even finish all your milestones!

  • @ms06rider
    @ms06rider Před 11 měsĂ­ci +3

    The "useless nodes" tip at 5:40 is actually pretty damn solid. Quartz gives quite a few points - if you sink them until you actually use them, you can generate a lot of coupons early on with litlle to no effort and power usage. If you first produce the other "better" quartz stuff, it'll produce even more.

  • @darkwelder9736
    @darkwelder9736 Před rokem +5

    When you added caterium to the uranium belt my heart literally skipped for a second. Genious idea, gotta use it everywhere!

  • @dmdeemer
    @dmdeemer Před rokem +3

    Watching this on April 3. I actually hope Kibitz takes this down soon, because it's not obvious it was posted April 1 and he does it so deadpan that some noobs might actually believe it.
    Also, it's hillarious. Thanks, Kibitz!

  • @yosemitedan7457
    @yosemitedan7457 Před rokem +11

    I have been searching favorite channels and game most of the day looking for this kind of content and must give props where due. One of the better April Fool's takes out there. Just enough legit advice to keep me watching for the stuff that was total joke. Most are just tossing out something patently unlikely.

  • @Ghan04
    @Ghan04 Před rokem +13

    No troll, I actually like the cast screw recipe if I find it in the early game. Before you can completely eliminate screws it saves on production steps and machine count. Not useful late game since you tend to avoid screws but if you find it in your first few hard drives it is useful!

  • @michaelwaegemans6802
    @michaelwaegemans6802 Před rokem +8

    Could not have done it without this video! Keep up the good work Kibz!!

  • @gwallace5403
    @gwallace5403 Před rokem +6

    I would really really like a followup video of this that's actually helpful. I feel like you're one of the more experienced players to be explaining how people should use oil etc. I have two of your turbo fuel power plants now, I'm still preparing to jump straight into plutonium without having a basic nuclear phase.

  • @TheDementation
    @TheDementation Před rokem +18

    Kibitz, not giving us the tips we want, but giving us the tips we need.🙃

  • @lucasstrong9208
    @lucasstrong9208 Před rokem +2

    Now I've heard a lot of people hate on caterium wire, but honestly I use it a lot, it saves so much time building giant infrastructure in places where I've already got excess caterium but don't have copper/iron nearby.

  • @eamonnator
    @eamonnator Před rokem +11

    As soon as he recommended screws I started laughing. GG kibz have a wonderful April Fools

  • @Fallub
    @Fallub Před rokem +2

    Fantastic. Best laugh I have had all Thanks Kibz.

  • @TSGPL
    @TSGPL Před rokem +7

    those are some SOLID tips!
    Can't wait to start a new world using these! 😄

    • @Anson_AKB
      @Anson_AKB Před rokem +1

      nothing can be so bad that it can't be used at least as some deterrent example.
      and sometimes even give a new view on something and some (different) good ideas.

  • @ShennonLoker
    @ShennonLoker Před rokem +1

    Thanks Jace! Very Helpful!

  • @zoukiller360tv5
    @zoukiller360tv5 Před rokem

    Love your videos!!!! Keep up the great work!!!!

  • @ErikVanKelst
    @ErikVanKelst Před rokem +2

    I find stitched iron plates extremely useful throughout the whole game, without it you need a ton more screws as you mentioned 😂 Great video as per usual, keep it up 👍

  • @reaprcussion5703
    @reaprcussion5703 Před rokem +3

    I didn't even realize until he mentioned coal power. I was like "eh, disagree but it might work for him" smh
    got me good

  • @incantrix1337
    @incantrix1337 Před rokem +1

    I just bought the game, looking forward to getting started! Your advice is greatly appreciated!

  • @Mr3ppozz
    @Mr3ppozz Před rokem

    This kind of videos are always really helpful!
    I keep wanting to get back to the game but always end up doing other stuff instead of setting up a world of chaos xD

  • @mjdapp
    @mjdapp Před rokem +2

    You monster Kibitz - Thanks to your video I was forced to drop all my other projects just to see it a factory cart can be made to follow a programmed track.

  • @llandy123
    @llandy123 Před rokem +1

    I found this advice to be very helpful. I ran around the whole map converting every iron mine into a screw factory and now I almost have enough screws.

  • @hirschragou3887
    @hirschragou3887 Před rokem +1

    I love the fact that you added the caterium thing😂

  • @sertaki
    @sertaki Před rokem +1

    Finally, we get a good onboarding video for new players.
    Really hits all the right notes.

  • @realgorillapanic7483
    @realgorillapanic7483 Před rokem

    Been watching your videos for so long, especially satisfactory. Been trying to use your tips to the best of my ability. I was wondering if you planned on doing a server build with subs to see how fast and efficient the server could build everything?

  • @buildingfactory
    @buildingfactory Před rokem

    LOL you had me at: Build tons of biomass burners!

  • @iskexxeri
    @iskexxeri Před rokem +4

    First! Great to see your still on Satisfactory kibz! Many give up sooner or later because they got bored :'( Loving the vids so far x THE PIONEER MUST CARRY ON TO THE 500K Mark x

  • @Kuwaiden
    @Kuwaiden Před rokem +2

    Really took me 5 mins into the video to realize it was an april fool's video
    well played kibitz

  • @mhymullaney
    @mhymullaney Před rokem

    Ayyy, stoked that you'll be at LTX!! less stoked that I won't be there. Will be a blast!

  • @finleygrant3867
    @finleygrant3867 Před rokem +2

    Man, I remember my first playthrough when I tried to get coal power as quickly as possible. What an absolute nightmare. I wish this video was out when I started playing!

  • @lucasbrunelli3183
    @lucasbrunelli3183 Před rokem +1

    That video hurts me in so many ways, I love it

  • @shawnboltz501
    @shawnboltz501 Před rokem +1

    “And it’s a really good maintenance exercise” 😂
    I may have snorted

  • @Loophole1999
    @Loophole1999 Před rokem

    Thank you. This was very helpful

  • @HEMIDOTCA
    @HEMIDOTCA Před rokem

    I have watched you play this game for ever. I have over 3200 hours in the game as well and still love playing it!

  • @iancrone2906
    @iancrone2906 Před rokem +1

    I forgot this was a joke video and thought these tips would genuinely help me.

  • @Bender24k
    @Bender24k Před rokem

    I didn't pay enough attention until you recommended the Goat Sim soundtrack. Then I said '2000 hours? What, last month? Wait - Ohhhhhh.' Good one!

  • @brendanblanks4438
    @brendanblanks4438 Před rokem

    Thanks Kibz, helps a lot.

  • @skylerharris379
    @skylerharris379 Před rokem

    I like the Goat Simulator music tip, that's definitely my favorite, helped with the factory a lot

  • @whixirc7564
    @whixirc7564 Před rokem

    Hahaha, Nice video. Pretty new to the game, i have like 150 hours in. Really love that game !

  • @claes9
    @claes9 Před rokem

    Gotta admit,. this was such a refreshing satisfactory video :D amazing stuff. an funny how we all have somwhat done all of these amazing tips ;)

  • @ladyhagaming
    @ladyhagaming Před rokem

    a big trolling vid lol , very entertaining 😆🤣

  • @Nerazmus
    @Nerazmus Před rokem +1

    Important tip is also that Space Elevator is really endgame stuff. So you should ignore it for like first 300 hours before you get a hang of the game.

  • @FuryriderX
    @FuryriderX Před rokem

    Thanks Kibz, helps a lot 👍

  • @occultvalor8716
    @occultvalor8716 Před rokem +1

    I've never made it past making steel in the game myself, I've always been more set on exploring. I was actually taking everything to heart until he brought up using the Fixcit cart instead of trucks and then I realized what day it is.

  • @giggleanthropisticon7061

    I've never been so efficient at making screws until this video

  • @astrid2432
    @astrid2432 Před rokem

    not even a minute into the video and I learned something new, like the spacebar thing
    to be fair: the first music tape was the goat sim one xD

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness Před rokem +2

    I am mixed, the alternative Screw Receipt is a great one, but, then I realized you left out Steel Ingots and the Pure Iron and Copper ... I quickly saw where this was going (as if the title wasn't clear enough) ... also just realized this aired on April 1st

  • @GettingStabby
    @GettingStabby Před rokem +1

    ... I actually got something useful out of that video. I didn't know you could use factory carts in truck stops. I am absolutely going to have them running high value packages around the map now.

  • @demris15
    @demris15 Před rokem

    Nice one!

  • @vetres3
    @vetres3 Před rokem +1

    the crafing metod i actually used for like a week lmao

  • @control9lcme
    @control9lcme Před rokem +6

    You forgot portable miner alt recipe, it is very important to automate them as soon as possible, so that you can bring the whole bunch with you wherever you go and have them mining those sweet resources you find along the way. Especially well if you use no mods for bigger inventory.

  • @zeron85
    @zeron85 Před rokem

    Thank you for the amazing tips!! I'm already making hundreds of screws per seconds. And i found out the best way to store them is to just drop them on the ground!
    PS.: I might try the factory carts out in a heavy modular frame factory or something, bc then i dont have to do any beltwork to bring the outputs to the main storage

  • @reptilesrevenge1201
    @reptilesrevenge1201 Před rokem

    Great april 1 upload Kibitz A+++++++

  • @josephlange9366
    @josephlange9366 Před měsĂ­cem

    Very funny nicely done

  • @BeCurieUs
    @BeCurieUs Před rokem +1

    Hey, I actually use that steel to screw recipe! I sometimes turn my entire factor to steel mode in so much as is possible

  • @scottvisakowitz6326
    @scottvisakowitz6326 Před rokem

    The zoom in on the bean was hilarious

  • @zendakon8299
    @zendakon8299 Před rokem +1

    cast iron screws and any recipe that speeds up reinforced iron plates are my favorites.

  • @andrewreeves6885
    @andrewreeves6885 Před rokem

    This is brutal kibz 😂😂😂

  • @KEBW1144
    @KEBW1144 Před rokem +2

    All the formulas for screws..... I never knew. This made my game so much easier!!

    • @fromandtounknown6575
      @fromandtounknown6575 Před rokem +1

      i mean, the scre alts are actually good for the recipes where you need the screws

  • @shadowhawx
    @shadowhawx Před rokem

    Rough day today and fairly drunk as I watched this. Was confused as fuck. Lol you really got me with this. Great video.

  • @NikolasH123
    @NikolasH123 Před rokem +2

    im 50% sure this is a april fools vid... the other 50% is just the probability of kibitz losing his mind from building... or from the goat music

  • @huffy737
    @huffy737 Před rokem +1

    I think the crude oil turned straight into fuel made me laugh the hardest.

  • @eamonnator
    @eamonnator Před rokem +2

    Rest in Peace lizard doggo you will be missed

  • @Roberto-fz4jm
    @Roberto-fz4jm Před rokem

    I loved the part where you should mix ores check belts xD

  • @imaginaryfriend4512
    @imaginaryfriend4512 Před rokem +2

    You forgot to mention: Do not under any circumstances use foundations.

  • @thomashenderson3326
    @thomashenderson3326 Před rokem

    I was laughing too hard until you nuked the doggo... too far man, too far. LMAO

  • @joesheridan95
    @joesheridan95 Před rokem

    Good april fools :D :D And that little caterium-joke really got my... i basically died when you said caterium in the context of nuclear power :D :D What a nightmare that must have been for you.

  • @a.alkydere9549
    @a.alkydere9549 Před rokem +1

    Okay, legitimately did not realize nuclear fuel rods could power vehicles.

  • @teta1956
    @teta1956 Před rokem +1

    Not even one minute into the video and im already dying inside

  • @IsThatDrak
    @IsThatDrak Před rokem

    took me waaay too long before i saw the date here i was thinking who the hell is this guy lol great video my fav part is when you nuked the doggo! xD

  • @Norson-hj3mf
    @Norson-hj3mf Před rokem +1

    OMG I was play this game all wrong. Thank you for this video!!!

  • @crankyhead1089
    @crankyhead1089 Před rokem

    LOL this april fools video was sooooo subtle, i was confused watching this until we reached the oil part

  • @hanse4264
    @hanse4264 Před rokem +1

    Imo the iron screw recipe is the best, think it's something like 260 per 1 steel beam, grab a quick 60 line of ur steel beams n make a quick 15600 screws per minute

  • @parzival3684
    @parzival3684 Před rokem +3

    THE SECRETS HAVE BEEN SPILLED!

  • @05TE
    @05TE Před rokem +3

    My number one tip: Always leave things for future you to sort out! This way you never run out of things to do!

  • @gwallace5403
    @gwallace5403 Před rokem +1

    Kibitz you're a monster. You don't mention the world map snapping points early, none of my bases line up :(

  • @frankmckenneth9254
    @frankmckenneth9254 Před rokem

    0:28 That's it. thats all i needed to know. Finding copious amounts of beans is the most critical information a man can get.

  • @neilsiebenthal9254
    @neilsiebenthal9254 Před rokem

    The Caterium in the uranium line made me laugh. I remember when you did that.

  • @xhomishi
    @xhomishi Před rokem +1

    I was willing to entertain those "tips" for far too long. Well played sir, well played.

  • @sawyermccall2370
    @sawyermccall2370 Před rokem +1

    When the boombox came out I wanted to save coupons so I only bought the goat simulator tape and now that song haunts my nightmares because I listened to it way too much

  • @Scott_03
    @Scott_03 Před rokem

    'clap clap clap', well done sir, well done.

  • @mradamdavies
    @mradamdavies Před rokem

    I've not played the game in a while... A few times I forgot this was a worst tips video :)

  • @Swannilization
    @Swannilization Před rokem

    This hurt so much to watch- I loved it.

  • @Turfut730
    @Turfut730 Před rokem

    April fool's Contract Complete : I'm a brand new player, and it took me around 8 minutes to realize your were actually trolling...
    Good job < 3

  • @wild_lee_coyote
    @wild_lee_coyote Před rokem +1

    The only friendly animal is the spiders. You just have to give them a hug and they will be your best friend

  • @purrnyan8108
    @purrnyan8108 Před rokem

    I actually find the alternative receipes quite good. There are receipes out there that will allow you to completely by-pass screws at the plate, rotor levels, which leaves your factory a lot more neat.

    • @Horstlicious
      @Horstlicious Před rokem

      Naa, they are useless in general.
      Also, as Kibz said, you just need to produce more screws.

  • @Sarstan
    @Sarstan Před rokem +1

    Can't believe I've never tried these myself. Can't wait to spend the first 150 hours getting a solid base of materials I produce by hand and I realize I haven't been automating enough screws. I'm glad I never really bothered with coal.
    I can't believe you suggested buying biomass though! Honestly I think that's just stupid. Buy the biofuel instead! Much more cost effective. I'm an accountant, so I promise the numbers add up.

  • @K0ly61
    @K0ly61 Před rokem

    nearly cried with the doggo scene

  • @gfdssfrht9209
    @gfdssfrht9209 Před rokem

    So Patient!