"A pool table in the hands of an average organic being is a gratifying diversion. In the homicidal hands of Steven Segal its the assassination starter set!" This line is fucking GOLD!
I don't know how they kept that attention seeking kitten quiet while she set up that pun? I've been around enough cats to know that when they want attention (or to be put down) they will meow their heads off until they get what they want.
@@JosephSmith-lm4ri I assume the Kitten probably didn't make any noise or meows throughout the scene, and they just added in a generic meow sound effect when revealing it. Cats. They're either dead silent, or louder than a F-22. In this case, I think the cat was just quiet the whole time.
TheUltimateFanBoy Besides having the fingerprints of a Modern Square Enix game everywhere, how much of its plot does it actually involve Final Fantasy Characters interacting with Disney characters in a meaningful way to its purposefuly convoluted plot?
so would I, too bad i was born to late to even know what they were, well at least i didn't live through the 90s so i guess that's a plus (i was born in 2002)
Hahaha, these are great Rage!! 55 yrs old now but I watched all of these Seagal, Norris, Bronson, Eastwood etc. movies back in the day. We knew they were cheesy but loved 'em anyway!! God bless the old days of VCR's and tape rental joints. Loving your vids!! Thanks buddy!!
Would love to see ya do such classics as Motel Hell, The Hidden and Blood Diner! Different genre kinda but still just as great! Throw 'em onto your To Do list if possible.
I actually love these movie reviews more than your game videos XD You motivated me to record Showdown in Little Tokyo, and it was just... glorious Just a few future suggestions: Hero, RoboCop, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max xD
+Nexus8 Phfff, she already made fun of herself on Attack of the Show WAY back when she was still on: when they had a jar of mayonnaise and Kevin was all "Hey Olivia, do a reenactment of your audition for the Network" and then it cuts to a "technical difficulties" screen and cuts back to her with a glob on her face LMAO!
" we've got a live cop in there.." "do us all a favour. Don't tell Ferguson Missouri" you have a beautiful career in stand up comedy ahead of you razor fist! Savage LOL
Actually, these are all real people's names I found through a work-related computer system when I was bored: Darius Cleaver Maximus General Talon Wolf Archer Graves Sawyer Mills Jax Bonebrake Brock Bentley Remington Knight Clayton Stark Octavion Spears Crispin Falcon Brant Razor Joy Hard Storm Armstrong Uriah Strong Dino Mantis Cade Bastian Justice Sharkey As well as: Olivia Martini Latina Shack Rocky Colon Deja Blue Chase Fortune Gay Sexton Miracle Sellers Jayla Byrd Virginia Beach Pryor Devience Sun Moon Treasure Hunt Afrika White Major Love Christian Dames
Me: Neat vid. Another winner from Razorfist. [scroll back to CZcams homepage] [ad comes up] Ad: When the storm hits... Me: oh don't you start goddammit.
langying It was some ad for migraine relief via some strange armband, but I just laughed at the fact that I noticed that tagline immediately after watching a video where a guy named Storm hits EVERYTHING.
I guy I know has Steven Segal as his favourite action star. His favourite thing about Segal's movies is that Segal is never close to be challenged by any opponent, it has gone so far that now he get annoyed just by getting a single punch on the hero in any movie.
Every time I see that Vader “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Scene it just gives me the giggles. It just killed that trilogy but it was already dead since the introduction of Jar Jar Binks.
One of my favourite action films, Seagal at his peak, when he at least could be bothered to record his own lines. Some recent Seagal films, he even had his own lines dubbed.. -____- Love the videos and that you've reviewed so many of the classic action film genre.I have a few suggestions, 1995's The Hunted (with christopher lambert- one of my favourite ever action films), Cracker Jack (with Thomas Ian Griffith) and The Perfect Weapon (Jeff Speakman). All 90's action films, carrying on that tradition of 80's macho style.
It is SO refreshing to see someone actually taking Seagal's movies as the bloodthirsty bullshit they are rather than constantly throwing shit at the man's work.
@@GigaChadh976 The new stuff is all anyone ever talks about. Schwarzenegger's new movies are hot garbage, but everyone still holds up his old movies as the chode-throttling machismo factories that they are.
I still love the 90's probably because I was born in 1987 and I'm part of Generation Y. It's the era I grew up in and majority of my childhood was spent in the 90s. I don't like the 21st century though similar to how most people who grew up in the 80s don't like the 90s. Probably because I was a teenager and now an adult in the 21st century.
I feel you on that brotha. you have great cartoons like ren and stimpy, rockos modern life (my personal fav) the Monday knight wars of wresling and great music, if you new were to look and the golden age of video games. tho I will admit the 90s was the death nail for pop.
Nathan Lehto Probably so I didn't start listening to a lot of music until the 2000s. So I'm not sure how much of the music from the 90s was good and bad.
+LOL Party Up same here, it's just that, I dare someone to show me an 80s pop song I don't like. than you turn to the 90s and up and it's catchy soulless pop music. and don't get me started on the boy band phenomenon of the 90s.
+LOL Party Up 90s music was awesome.You must of heard of 'what is love don't hurt me' And let me see that thong dong dong.One band I couldn't stand listing when growing up was Westlife.
This was the only action movie we had in the house growing up - every thing else was hallmark channel stuff. I used to watch this over and over alongside about half of Out for Justice left on a VHS...
I got all my injuries from going at Steven Seagal with a knife. I thought using a knife gave you advantage like when you normally take a knife to a fist fight. LOL my bad.
I thought those 14 minutes of Razorfist was going to be short but by God you made that feel like hours keep up the good work! PS: Sorry for my fanboyism in your ESO review.
Hi Razor, have you ever thought about reviewing the 1988's Gary Busey action star vehicle ''Bulletproof''? I mean, Gary Busey as an action star, you've got to be intrigued by it at the very least.
"A pool table in the hands of an average organic being is a gratifying diversion. In the homicidal hands of Steven Segal its the assassination starter set!" This line is fucking GOLD!
"...Proceed." I lost my shit at that. Well played Razorfist
I don't know how they kept that attention seeking kitten quiet while she set up that pun? I've been around enough cats to know that when they want attention (or to be put down) they will meow their heads off until they get what they want.
@@JosephSmith-lm4ri
I assume the Kitten probably didn't make any noise or meows throughout the scene, and they just added in a generic meow sound effect when revealing it.
Cats. They're either dead silent, or louder than a F-22. In this case, I think the cat was just quiet the whole time.
Yes. I may hae bidened myself.
@@JosephSmith-lm4ri Duh-duct tape!
Pretty sure if Razorfist died and went to hell it would just be him being forced to watch endless reruns of F.r.i.e.n.d.s and listening to Grunge.
+Jordan Milligan You forgot all things Kingdom Hearts.
+ShadowChozo What's wrong with Kingdom Hearts?
...Wait, you mean Re:Coded, do you (I know it wasn't in the 90s, think of it as a +1)...
TheUltimateFanBoy Besides having the fingerprints of a Modern Square Enix game everywhere, how much of its plot does it actually involve Final Fantasy Characters interacting with Disney characters in a meaningful way to its purposefuly convoluted plot?
ShadowChozo
...Yeah, you're right.
So true.
"Never underestimate the recuperative properties of 80s synthesizer." Awesome line!
Best NOOOOO montage ever.
I'd be pretty pissed off if I was in a coma and ended up missing out on 60% of the 1980's.
so would I, too bad i was born to late to even know what they were, well at least i didn't live through the 90s so i guess that's a plus (i was born in 2002)
I'm still pissed that I was born in 1984, and missed roughly 60% myself (earliest memories are 1987).
I was born in 96....never even got a chance to experience the 80's.....
Donna Summer was the finest woman to ever come out of the 80's.
Well, at least 90-91 still had some 80s ness
That "blood bank" line was so cheesetacular 80s, I need to see this movie now just for that.
he didn't even take that senator to ...the blood bank.
@@shack8110 He deposited him in the sperm bank.
@@johnmarshall2439 LOL
Ahh the 90's... the beginning of the end of all that rocked.
"Proceed."
"Oh, what the fu--"
I almost pissed myself! I wish I could give it multiple thumbs up, for that alone. . .
Yep, that one too.
Along with Aqua Net Birdnest! LMAO 🤣 💨
Seagal made fucking arm snapping, into a art form.
Hahaha, these are great Rage!! 55 yrs old now but I watched all of these Seagal, Norris, Bronson, Eastwood etc. movies back in the day. We knew they were cheesy but loved 'em anyway!! God bless the old days of VCR's and tape rental joints. Loving your vids!! Thanks buddy!!
Would love to see ya do such classics as Motel Hell, The Hidden and Blood Diner! Different genre kinda but still just as great! Throw 'em onto your To Do list if possible.
"... with Nunzio and Tatanka in hot pursuit" made me laugh far too much. Great stuff.
whats this!?! an episode of Rageaholic cinema!? *GASP* ITS A STEVEN SEGAL MOVIE! HOLY SHIT! SHEILA CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS FOR MY 2 O CLOCK
proceed....OH WHAT THE F....
said everybody whose ever seen this movie
"What symbolism?" I spent the next three minutes laughing so hard, I had to rewind the to video to catch up what with what I missed.
You know that train pink-socked when it came out the other side.
I do like how him waking up from a coma is an action scene complete with hard rock music.
Big Mclargehuge! lol, I love Space Mutiny
Stephen Segal naturally has a better Italian accent then the Italians. Why?
It's funny since he lived most of his life in Japan before moving to America.
I actually love these movie reviews more than your game videos XD You motivated me to record Showdown in Little Tokyo, and it was just... glorious
Just a few future suggestions: Hero, RoboCop, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max xD
Robocop is a must
“Now you’re just Olivia Munn looking for a pa...” Sir. No, sir! It was her sheer talent that got her those parts....
And the movie roles as well.
A sleeper Seagal classic that you gotta cover The Glimmer Man
LMAO at the Olivia Munn joke!
+Nexus8 It wooshed me. Please explain.
+Nexus8 Phfff, she already made fun of herself on Attack of the Show WAY back when she was still on: when they had a jar of mayonnaise and Kevin was all "Hey Olivia, do a reenactment of your audition for the Network" and then it cuts to a "technical difficulties" screen and cuts back to her with a glob on her face LMAO!
The Kristen Stewart joke was even better.
That "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" montage though lol
" we've got a live cop in there.." "do us all a favour. Don't tell Ferguson Missouri" you have a beautiful career in stand up comedy ahead of you razor fist! Savage LOL
8:13, he fires before his gun is even at eye level. Incredible!
Lol I'm glad someone else caught that.
Actually, these are all real people's names I found through a work-related computer system when I was bored:
Darius Cleaver
Maximus General
Talon Wolf
Archer Graves
Sawyer Mills
Jax Bonebrake
Brock Bentley
Remington Knight
Clayton Stark
Octavion Spears
Crispin Falcon
Brant Razor
Joy Hard
Storm Armstrong
Uriah Strong
Dino Mantis
Cade Bastian
Justice Sharkey
As well as:
Olivia Martini
Latina Shack
Rocky Colon
Deja Blue
Chase Fortune
Gay Sexton
Miracle Sellers
Jayla Byrd
Virginia Beach
Pryor Devience
Sun Moon
Treasure Hunt
Afrika White
Major Love
Christian Dames
Deja Blue :D
Max power. Lance goodthrust.
The RC playlist for Steven Seagal movies should be called 'A Flock of Seagals.'
That Kurt Angle reference had me dying.. 😆 😆 😆
My muscle mass increased after hearing that "blood bank" one liner.
Spent Father's day watching this with my dad. Thanks, Razorfist!
This was a time when Steven Seagal was actually badass and didn't constantly rely on body doubles.
I saw this movie a million times when I was a kid. Thanks Razorfist.
Me: Neat vid. Another winner from Razorfist.
[scroll back to CZcams homepage]
[ad comes up]
Ad: When the storm hits...
Me: oh don't you start goddammit.
+sykodx469 *Has adblocka plus* What ad was that?
langying It was some ad for migraine relief via some strange armband, but I just laughed at the fact that I noticed that tagline immediately after watching a video where a guy named Storm hits EVERYTHING.
***** Sounds reasonable. Also, for an Aikido guy, Steven Segul's characters are always looking for an excuse to hurt people.
I guy I know has Steven Segal as his favourite action star. His favourite thing about Segal's movies is that Segal is never close to be challenged by any opponent, it has gone so far that now he get annoyed just by getting a single punch on the hero in any movie.
"Take you to the bank......................................................the blood bank."
Every time I see that Vader “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Scene it just gives me the giggles. It just killed that trilogy but it was already dead since the introduction of Jar Jar Binks.
YES!! MST3K reference! Thank you Razorfist!! \m/ ^^
Putting Stormbringer, at the end, was pure genius!
Tornado Von Killfist for President.
+Mark Samenfink True story: Steven Seagal has expressed an interest in running for the governorship of Arizona.
+The Rageaholic AAAARRGH!
+The Rageaholic YES!
+The Rageaholic Who's arm does Seagal have to sap to get elected?
Sorry. Brick Thundershaft has my vote.
oh the kurt angle jokes got me.... was not expecting them at all.
Oh yeah .. I remember this came out when I was in high school. So much time was spend discussing every over the top moment of this wonderful film.
Rageaholic Cinema wins again. My favorite Razorfist segments!
The inclusion of the MST3K names, was absolutely superb.
Well done.
Just found you through Sargon and am a major fan now! You're great. Making my way through all this glory.
I am here because you mentioned you reviewed this movie on Critical Drinker's Open Bar. Good advertising lol
This is the 3rd time I've watched this....................laughed myself to tears of rage!
deep purple storm bringer at the end, great song :)
One of my favourite action films, Seagal at his peak, when he at least could be bothered to record his own lines. Some recent Seagal films, he even had his own lines dubbed.. -____-
Love the videos and that you've reviewed so many of the classic action film genre.I have a few suggestions, 1995's The Hunted (with christopher lambert- one of my favourite ever action films), Cracker Jack (with Thomas Ian Griffith) and The Perfect Weapon (Jeff Speakman). All 90's action films, carrying on that tradition of 80's macho style.
i was laughing from beginning to end man holy shit that was funny
I love the clever uses of the metal gear references in this video lol I love stuff like that.
Miss these old action movies.
This was one of my dad's favorites. Brings back memories. Excellent choice Mr. Fist. Marked for Death would make a great follow-up.
It is SO refreshing to see someone actually taking Seagal's movies as the bloodthirsty bullshit they are rather than constantly throwing shit at the man's work.
@@GigaChadh976 The new stuff is all anyone ever talks about. Schwarzenegger's new movies are hot garbage, but everyone still holds up his old movies as the chode-throttling machismo factories that they are.
I love how razor dissed everyone in this film, racist ineffectual cops, blood thirsty cop hating mobs, munn, everyonr
"Carlos Mencia and the Funky Bunch"???
You.. are my number one.. GUY!
God I miss the 80’s.
I still love the 90's probably because I was born in 1987 and I'm part of Generation Y. It's the era I grew up in and majority of my childhood was spent in the 90s. I don't like the 21st century though similar to how most people who grew up in the 80s don't like the 90s. Probably because I was a teenager and now an adult in the 21st century.
I feel you on that brotha. you have great cartoons like ren and stimpy, rockos modern life (my personal fav) the Monday knight wars of wresling and great music, if you new were to look and the golden age of video games. tho I will admit the 90s was the death nail for pop.
Nathan Lehto Probably so I didn't start listening to a lot of music until the 2000s. So I'm not sure how much of the music from the 90s was good and bad.
+LOL Party Up same here, it's just that, I dare someone to show me an 80s pop song I don't like. than you turn to the 90s and up and it's catchy soulless pop music. and don't get me started on the boy band phenomenon of the 90s.
+LOL Party Up 90s music was awesome.You must of heard of 'what is love don't hurt me'
And let me see that thong dong dong.One band I couldn't stand listing when growing up was Westlife.
refineries147 Yeah I'm familiar with 90s music now because of Slacker Radio. But I didn't start listening to music a lot till the 2000s.
"Be with ya in a bit son, Daddy has to kill a man" almost made me spit take my health juice smoothie all over my everything
Bonus points for including the MST3K montage of the manliest of manly names!
I lost at the end of 4:45 to 4:55 segment!!! I watched that part several times. Great review. Sorry I'm over three years late in seeing this!
I love you for this, not the movie, but the presentation.
steven segal running: the compilation video that needs to happen..
This was the only action movie we had in the house growing up - every thing else was hallmark channel stuff. I used to watch this over and over alongside about half of Out for Justice left on a VHS...
This just made my day.
12:53 Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thank you.
Brick Thundershaft, aw that's gold!
You're on a roll lately man, loving all the content.
Keep on rockin'.
Space Mutiny my favorite mst3k episode. Thank you good sir.
😂 nice MST 3000 space mutiny reference thrown in there
As huge Seagal fan, I thank you!
The Jeff Jarret joke alone gets a like
"I'm going to take you to the bank Senator Trent, the blood bank." Lost my shit.
I got all my injuries from going at Steven Seagal with a knife. I thought using a knife gave you advantage like when you normally take a knife to a fist fight. LOL my bad.
Rageholic you gotta do one of these reviews for ROBOCOP.
This is the greatest series of film reviews I’ve ever seen. I look forward to the next installment! #FuckYeah
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God damnit Razorfist, I thought I could lift weights while watching this but you made me laugh so hard that I might have a broken foot now.
We need more rageaholic cinemas.
One of your finest episodes yet... oh who am i kidding? OUT FUCKIN STANDING GOD FUCKIN SPEEED !!!!
We must have more of these!
Razor is a MST3K fan?! Your taste (besides MGS) is both unexpected and fantastic good sir.
I nominate Above the Law as the next in the Seagal series.
Congrats on 40k too.
Lovin' the Stormbringer, Coverdale on vocs with Purple. Bought that vinyl in the 70's.
No one does action movie reviews better than Razorfist and you can take that to the bank.👍
Totally awesome man. First time seeing this in 2019!
I ❤️ your channel! Why aren’t any of these companies selecting you for their DVD commentaries? That’s the biggest crime of all! 🔥🔥🔥
Yes! Awesome vid for an awesome film thanks. Here's hoping for a follow-up vid for Marked for Death. Scrooofaaaace!
Utterly brilliant! 👍
I thought those 14 minutes of Razorfist was going to be short but by God you made that feel like hours keep up the good work!
PS: Sorry for my fanboyism in your ESO review.
Nice use of MST3k "Space Mutiny" audio at the beginning there. XD
Hi Razor, have you ever thought about reviewing the 1988's Gary Busey action star vehicle ''Bulletproof''? I mean, Gary Busey as an action star, you've got to be intrigued by it at the very least.
My God this Marathon of Nooos was just Great
The "No" montage killed me.
Congrats on 40,000 subs! :D
This movie is so damn good, picked it up on DVD for $2.99 a while back.
I know where you're with this....
Never change razor. Keep it that way ;)
All hail the apocalypse that "Hard to kill" has bought to the world
Space Ice loves seagal!
His favorite actor by far!
40k subs. NICE! keep up the good work.
Pmsl...these reviews crack me up. Quality. Greetings from 🇬🇧.
Ahhhh, the many names of David Ryder! That shit will never get old.
"Bolt VanderHuge!"