You've Never Seen Basketball Like This
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Imagine going into the local Y for a simple game of Rugball and getting submitted by pro UFC fighter
Imagine going to play pick up rugball....
And the best wrestler to do ufc at that
AJPSonline imagine not ?
bro its not just a pro ufc fighter... thats khabib, literally the scariest man by weight and its not even close. absolute nightmare fuel
And one of the best might I add
Patrick Beverley: “I’ll be taking my talents here.”
Pat bev, ron artest, dennis rodman would be a superteam😭
@Microwavable Microwave Bev played for St. Petersburg before making it the NBA, so it actually makes sense.
NBA players are way to soft for this league
Patrick Beverly FOR REAL
oddly, pat would be so quiet in this game.
The guys who bounce passed the ball to his teammate using his a** is a legend.
White Chocolate would be proud
What a guy
Lol I saw that after I read this comment 💀
It seems to have gotten passed to the other team, who proceeded to shoot on the same net.
Strange.
Time stamp
Last night's stats for MVP Dennis Rugman, a triple double: 11 noses broken, 13 hyperextended backs, 25 dislocated fingers. He showed the entire repertoire.
how you hyperextend a backbone 😂??
damn that's so funny
@@Baddknewz So if CP3 got that injury he would be 6"4?
🤣
LMAO I AM LOWKEY DYING AFTER THAT
"Forget about a fractured skull, I gotta play defense" - JxmyHighroller 2021
Overkill isn't on sparky dictionary
@@moh_7dz994 LMAO
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Sparky ...damk i missed clash royale
I wonder what yearbook this quote will end in 💀💀💀
6:33 What a dime. He helped an assist using his cheeks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man could twerk
Bro, I watched that shit like 7 times and every time it looks intentional…
I thought I was the only who saw that 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao I was hoping to see this comment
1:24 is absolutely priceless, the ref throws in the ball and then runs for his life as fast as he could
In mother Russia, basket-ball plays you 💀
“You’re telling me I can’t just end this man right here right now? I thought this was rugball.” 😂😂😂
This is what old heads remember the 90s to be like 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Need a light giannis
@@Onlyreal23 bruh the 90s is probably your brain cell count
@@carterwinters4360 ???
@@Onlyreal23 thats the bad boy pistons a few times.
"Forget a fractured skull, i gotta get back on defense" 😂😂😂🤣😂😂
NBA 2K22 be like
🤣
I am from Russia. We played this game at weekends as a reward for that we trained martial arts well during the week. We were so happy to play it lol instead of a rgular training session where they break wooden sticks on you for making mistakes or not showing enough efforts. Actually this is how my basketball love started. I am 40+ yo now and still playing streetball from time to time and when someone fauls on me i never call it. I never thought about it, but thanks to you now I realised where it’s coming from lol.
The confusion if it is Rugball or Regball comes from that in Russian Rugby is written with “e” but not with “u”. We have a different alphabet you know :)
6:33 Greatest assist of all time.
Now that’s what you call ass-ist. 😂😂
What was the thrower ever expecting?
"I thought this was rugball" is a versatile excuse for many situations
I can see people saying that in your neighborhood pick up game
Everyone: Wow the Lakers just traded for Westbrook
Jimmy: *Rugball*
💀💀
Nah, everybody is like "Damn the Spurs picked Josh Primo at 12"
@@futurehofer1564 ok spurs yall been bad every since kawhi left and ur big 3 retired no 1 cares
@@wrestlingfacts4616 I think that's the joke.
Definitely NOT what I was expecting when I saw Jimmy put up a new video.
He never fails to amaze me.
Wait! No one is gonna mention the high IQ of homey who had someone's back, ready for a takedown, sees the ball coming with his back turned and casually bumps it to the open man with his butt?! @ 6:34 😂
How basketball be when there’s 2 minutes left in a close game:
Russia.. sounds about right 😂
Lol 😆this had me dying thanks man for making me laugh
they have something call balls
Eastern Europe on a journey to invent all the forms of scrapping.
Hey Rage!
We play “basketball” like this as a warm up before our boxing training starts, like 30 mins. Its super fun but taxing, u always end dripped in sweat and full of bruises
Off-season Jimmy is clearly a different breed
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“They are going to war over 7 points”
Shows clip of them going to war over a rebound
😂
We played a form of this on our wrestling team in high school back in 1994. I still have scars. It was by far the funnest most intense thing we did. We’d kick everyone out of the gym…lock the doors…and initiate the absolute mayhem. Good times
"This is not a foul... THIS IN THE NBA IS ATTEMPTED MURDER" got me wheezing for air 😂
in the nba this is attempted murder
I literally listened to that line like 5 straight times😂😂
This is how oldheads imagine the old school NBA when they say the NBA is soft now.
Lmaoo true
LMAOOOOO
😂
The 80s Pistons LITERALLY played like this tho 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂 I would’ve kept a pistol in my locker for their asses 💀💀
@@karithema9ician657 🧢
Always entertaining to watch a replay of a Celtics-Pistons during the late '80's.
I like watching these late 80's Piston highlights.
Imagine a triple double of just aggressions and power moves like
Dimitri : 10 chokes - 20 tackles - 15 punches
Like he said khabib lol 😂😂😂 in Russian voice : DIMITRI WASh how u say put to sleep or how u Americans say sent to nappy time plenty time during game of rugball 😭
Add 15 nut shots & 17 bites to make it a quintuple double lmao
Shit, are you allowed to bite folks in rugball?
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@@zsu-23-4shilka2 if you can choke someone why not biting
😂
POV: Oldheads describing what the game was like back in their days
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Too accurate
lmfao
If you never watched Basketball this what you would think 90’s basketball is.
Jimmy...you are the best man..keep up the great content.....
I'm from Detroit and I used to watch this style of play with the Bad Boys!💪🏾
I’ve played rugball 3 times with people who play it once a week. We had a “no pushing in the back and no punching” policy. It was fun, until I got absolutely destroyed by an ex wrestler and decided that I too like functioning limbs. It’s a heck of a cardio/core work out!
pat bev in shambels
Sounds like two much needed rules for casual play lol
Bruh, you were going against the wrong guy😭
He failed to mention ,later that evening they did some more wrestling ,he was billy gun and went Monday night raw 😂😭
Laimbeer: "Wait so this isn't how basketball supposed to be played"
lmfaoooooooooo
This is your best video yet. Love it
This has been the most entertaining video of Jxmh ever. Legit could make him a stand up comedian
“Imagine the hospital bill at the end of these games”
And that is why this would never be an American sport. The hospital bill would cost as much as the whole nba franchise is right now 💀
@@FireDude-py6qn STFU
@@FireDude-py6qn STFU
@@FireDude-py6qn isn’t it true though?🤣
@@FireDude-py6qn 😭
Lol euros crying because we put out what? 40-50% of all research and new medicines in the world then they ride on our coattails. I mean they got the time to. We don’t have to wait four months to see the cardiologist 😂
Players like Bev, Shaq, Draymond, Rodman and Artest would thrive in this league 😭😭
they having a field day bih 😭
Beverly ain't that tough bro. But Artest would thrive. lol
Idk if Beverly would last. He's aggressive while others are passive now. But if people wanted to scrap, he's much smaller. I think he just takes advantage of physicality while others don't. Not sure if he's really built different like that tho
Floppers would be cheerleading during timeouts & halftime 😂
Lmao
Jimmy, your best vid, cracked me up, your wit was brill
Retrospectively, this is my favorite video from HighRoller ❤️
“Forget a brain fracture, I need to go back on defense” 💀💀💀
DPOY
This is where the Bad Boy Pistons learned how to play basketball.
+ Pat Bev too
Nah this is too soft for them
No doubt!!
@@anthonyp2883 ok burner account of giannis burner account
How old heads Describe theirs Physical Defensive Era
Man, I laughed throughout the vid. Thanks Jxmy
Yooo this vid is hilarious as hell im laughing the whole time watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cash would be a first ballot H.O.F
Fr😂😂😂
Ayyy hey iballright
😂😂😂😂
What oldheads say the 80's and 90's was like
If god created cashnasty
I would pay like... at least 30 bucks to see this in the all star weekend.
🤣😂
I’m down for $35
More like All Star Survivors, if you made it to midseason you are a god
I'd pay $100 easily. Especially if it involved NBA players and Russians from this league.
I’m down for 1000
Oddly one of my favourite videos on this channel.
No… scratch that. It’s not odd at all. This is comedy gold.
yes i have, this was how we played basketball before/after lunch in high school
the funniest part of this sport is that they actually seem a lot more interested in beating each other rather than scoring the ball lol
Best way to win is to make sure that the enemy don't have any players capable of scoring... and the best way to do that is beat their asses...
Lmao
It seems like it’s more wrestling, then rugby, then basketball, instead of just basketball
well theyre wrestlers that play ball, not ballers that wrestle
6:33 this man just passed the ball with his ass. Jimmy is right, this is top tier basketball
never seen bron do that shit
with his aahho.....
I was looking for the time stamp
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Funny commentary.
Ran across this video by accident...I was looking for videos on American handball. Glad I did!
Bro I was dying laughing watching and hearing Jimmy's commentary to what was going on here 😂
My All-Time Team for Rugball are: Shaq, Ben Wallace, Ron Artest, Steven Adams, Bill Laimbeer, Wilt Chamberlain, Dennis Rodman
You get to have seven guys on the court at the same time. Why not add Darryl Dawkins and Rick Mahorn?
Dennis Rodman would dominate in Rugball
Gotta have Wilt on the all time team. Dude dislocated a man's shoulder on a shot block, and Arnold said Wilt was the strongest man he ever met. Imagine the carnage of prime Wilt and no rules.
Ron Artest too
You could probably have a team of just Shaq, Wilt, and Ben Wallace and be able to win some Rugball games, 2 on 1 against those three would probably be pretty competitive, maybe add a fourth, like Rodman or Adams and then they’d definitely get some W’s
6:34 that pass is the greatest ASSist i have seen in a long time.
lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
This narration is amazing!
Your assessment of play by play is great
My Rugball lineup: PG-Shaq SG-Wilt SF-Charles Barkley PF-Ben Wallace C-Karl Malone
and your 6 man ron artest
Instead of Barkley get like Bill Laimbeet
Denis Rodman
You need David Robinson
Pat bev would go crazy
Pg: Patrick Beverley
Sg: Eric Bledsoe
Sf: Giannis
Pf: Zion
C: Boogie Cousins
Patrick Beverley ain’t about that life
@@doodlebob2923 facts he too skinny he would get put on his ass😂
Replace pat bev with jrue
With Bobby Portis and Giannis' brother coming off the bench.
nah we need marcus smart
This is one of my favorite videos on CZcams 🤣🤣
Dude, greatest clip ever 😀👍🏽👏🏽
This takes Jailball to a whole other level... All fun & games til the bench warmer gotta ice pick the best player to level the playing field.
This game was made for evil people & for some odd reason... I lowkey wanna play a game... with my weapon concealed
Hello
Fr I can start throwing elbows like I've always wanted to do
My weapon not even finna be concealed. One hand on the ball and other hand on the strap
🤣
Why do you gotta bring a weapon to a fist fight? that's evil, you're evil, not these dudes.
“Too much lust, not a lot of love”- Jimmy Neutron probably
what
💀💀💀
No funny number likes
Jesus Christ loves you
@@schooly9615 no "He" doesn't. Also, "He" and "God" has not, will not, and never, ever existed.
Bro i'm in tears , this is way to funny.
Youre funniest video for sure man love it
You can't tell me you all missed the guy passing the ball with his ass at 6:33. Shit cracks me up man, no pun intended
Nope, didn't miss it.
This legit made me cry laugh 😂😂 Dude is just stuck grappling with a guy trying to choke him out or some shit and is like "Let me just use my ass"
I seen it. This fool wanted no part of guy coming at him. He threw that shit quick 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
i was looking for this coment 😂😂😂🤣😂😂
Imagine Shaq in this sport. All they have to do to win is have him sit on a few players heads.
Remeber these guys are wrestlers too. Shaq would just have his legs taken out every time
@@envee1074 Bro players like Giannis, Steven Adams would kill them… They are quite small I think…
MSnn - not experienced wrestlers i wrestle and we literally train on how to take people down taller than us.
@@msnn-8387 yeah I agree, but not in the type of situations they're showing. Someone could just run behind them n take out there long ass legs.
Yeah big guys who are not incredibly and unrealistically strong like Shaq are going to be easy to throw their balance off from different angles. Dont forget, unlike wrestling, people can get a full on sprint and slide into legs in this weird sport. No big dude can take a 200 pound javelin to the legs and brush it off.
You should absolutely find more of these and give play-by-play commentary. Easily one of your funniest videos. 🤣🤣☠☠
Reminds me of our normal BB games except we did it on asphalt.... memories...
If Steph Curry was on the floor he would be in a headlock the entire game, he’s not shooting or getting off the floor 😂
They would put him in a leglock and just stay there the entire game, lol.
he would still manage to drain a 3 from the floor in a headlock though, but you live with that one
Steph Curry’s throwing up 0-0-0 with 19 turnovers
If he played in the 80’s , he’d be in that head lock . Forever .
@@erichan6985 he will avg 40 a game
I would swap out Steph for Lillard. I feel like he would last a bit longer than Steph.
ya but you seen you much steph already runs a few marathons in the NBA, wonder how much miles he be traveling in this.
He Whould
You mean lillard for steph? Also I would agree lillard seems tougher than curry no disrespect to the chef
Yeh, Steph would get hit once and it would be over. Tbh I’d put in lebron or Dwight instead
Yea but Steph is pretty shifty and has nice off ball movement
Your commentary on this made it even better.
This one the funniest vids I ever seen kmsl
Beverly be like: “finally out battle will be legendary”
*our
lol why did I just read out
Ahh u fucked up the quote!🤦🏽♂️
*our
Pat Beverly would dominate with no points.
this was one of the best videos i’ve ever seen. so fucking professional.
You are funny guy
Ur a fun guy
You getting in on this game Kawhi?
@@watcheri5742 kawhi can barely stay hralthy in nba
kawhi leonard
Jimmy this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
Damn this unlocked childhood memories for me. When I grew up thru elementary and middle school I wrestled through the boys n girls club program. Sometimes at the end of practice we'd do this for the last 30 mins. The only difference was that the combat part was wrestling only, so no one was throwing haymakers or tryna get you to tap out.
"Russell would probably be the Rugball GOAT" - JxmyHighroller
This is what old heads say 80s and 90s basketball was like.
Stolen
Yup, Pistons vs Celtics, classics
Lmao good name
W comment and profile.
That's what happens with time. It distorts reality.
these guys are built different,,,, just don't question it
This will be remembered as the ancestor of speedball!
The thumbnail says it all
Bru
lol bigggest fan
why are you in every comment section
After seeing the singlets I knew it was going to be something violent
Best profile pic
Home team kills an opposing player
Crowd goes wild
Go Vikings!
*Refs discussing if it was a flagrant or not*
We are inching closer and closer back to Gladiatorial combat becoming a sport
cuz they don't mess with opps
Thanks for all the Likes
I’m over here crying 😂😂
This is the funniest thing in existence you could tell jxmy was trying not to laugh
Since jimmy started making content, he has evolved in all the good ways. He is very funny now which makes his stories and takes a lot more entertaining
And he got memes
Remember: this game was made for practice FOR wrestlers. I don’t think any NBA player would last here when they don’t know what ground control is.
This is the greatest sports-related thing I’ve ever seen.
This is your funniest video ever! 🤣
“Bye, good luck walking ever again”
- jxmy 2021
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We need the NBA to give Jimmy a commentator contract
Fr fr
Bruh Chris Smoove is the right man for that job. Why not let it flyyy.......SPLAAAAAASHHH
“Onto Jxmmy our statistical commentator”
“Thanks So and So, now if you look closely at Lebron James he kinda looks like this guy who was white, and was somehow already playing basketball in 1885 if you look at this photograph, now I somehow managed to find this white guys name and his stats, and if we look closely you see that they are identical and The white dudes name is White James, now if that’s not proof I made a graph, on how similar the stats are 0-100 of all nba players and nobody is above the 80 percentile. But if u add White James, keeeep scrolling up… there! He is at 100.”
“Uhm what’s your point?”
“…. Wdym?”
“ you were supposed to tell us who had the highest probability of winning the game”
“… what.”
“Jxmmy… your fired.”
This comment has to be on the top man
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This made me laugh so hard
This video needs more love I still die every time I watch it
6:33 most creative pass ever
Looooooooooooooooool
U got my approval
This is basically what every 80s basketball fan remembers defense being like.
This Video had me rolling dude. So damn crazy LOL
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Imagine shaq playing this game😂
😬
Shaq smash shaq eats you alive
Shaq would probably LITERALLY break some bodies
100 points average
Imagine Harden
6:33 mans actually just used his butt to pass the ball while he was focused on choking out his opponent😂
😂
good catch 😂
Assist of the century
Thats why they call it an ass..ist 😂
@@regifirnanda190 men you made.me.laugh.in the.middle.of the night 🤣😂🤣
Haha, as a former amateur club basketball player I approve this chaos!
Imagine if the NBA did this for one game "Giannis charging back into defense and OH MY GOD HE'S LIFTING JAMES HARDEN FOR A POWERBOMB"
I have no idea why, but this is by far the funniest video I’ve seen all month. On top of just the hilarity of the sport, Jimmy’s commentary and goat lineup at the end was just straight up comedy
Indeed.
@@antonolufayo7804 zion at #1 took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I kinda expected Jxmy to make a video about Westbrook going to the Lakers with a graph of every big 3 in history and how we’ve never seen anything like this before
😂
i mean, it just happened, and this video was already ready to be released, give jxmy some time man
🤣😂🤣
Over compensating for the "big mistake" last week. But we love him regardless.
Spot on.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best video on this channel
This honestly seems so much more dangerous than boxing or MMA, in fights like those the refs usually stop before any life threatening injuries but in rugball it's so much harder to control when 10 giants are running around at mach speed