The Assumption Song - Oney Cartoons
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Ever think dirty?
Animation by Chris O'Neill.
Music by The Arrogant Worms - Zábava
Who tf rubs their eyes like that?
IN CARTOONS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE 😃
Thats not rubbing that shoving
Bruh who’s eyes look like that
Me :)
Me
When parental settings are on...
lmaO
😂 so true
BRING UP HER CHILDREN
(You have turned on parental controls)
oof 1k likes? xD thanks uwu
I love how little Chris didn't even try with the "rubbing her eyes" part
Straight up did not realize this was an Oney cartoon until he referenced it on today's ep of Oneyplays but I remember seeing this as a kid lol
which ep was it
@@supersonicfan682 czcams.com/video/YthacN9nWCA/video.html right at the start ish
Same here my mind is blown. I thought this was the funniest shit when I was 11.
Same!
Neither did I. Until I saw it on my CZcams recommendations
Nobody:
KidzBop:
this should have more likes 💀
this should be on kidzbop
@@firefang5697 no u
@@RyGuyMoney nope
Smh
Well then
Starz oh...*OH*
Starz I like your profile picture, it’s beautiful! :)
run on
It... really isn’t...
@@BURNTOASTSR it is
Can't believe this is 14 years old
Wait wtf
Wait what-
We’re getting old my friend
It appears we’ve been played
24 years old, this came out in '98.
I was 6 when this came out. My neighbor showed me and we thought it was the funniest thing ever. I'm now 20 and I remember almost every word. Our minds work in mysterious ways.
2 types of people
"oh i was so innocent when i was 11"
"LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS -6 year old"
Hell, I'm 78, humor knows no age limits.
What's mysterious about remembering a song you heard when you were 6?
@@damienmcleod2622 bless you
@@HOTD108_The fact the song works...
Yeah you know what I mean, it's dirty
Kid: no swearing in my Christian server!
Me:
I'm the 420th likr
I'm the 666th like
The rnd
Not you, ur not creative
420
This is like the most impossible dirty-minded test
【SparkyDaSkeleboneッ】 true
Unless you're like 11
Wait--
I'm 11-
*shit*
And I failed it with flying colors ...
Whats bad about it?
Delatxine lmao same, i only know these words because of my older sister so basically im scarred for life :’)
I can’t believe coming back after all these years realizing it was Oney who made this
animated it he didnt make the song
@@drew5181no he made the song too, he's a jack of all trades
I like how this progressively got more and more sexual
As do I. Such a dirty song.
@@antblake1030 Bro it's in the lyrics... I gotta say it, go f yourself
If you think this is dirty you can go f**k yourself
wdym sexual? there's nothing sexual about this song
Get your mind of the gutter, geez.
This shit's a decade old?
The song is about 40-ish years old.
masterpiece*
But its good
11years now
It was posted 20 days before I was born
I don't care what people say, that wasn't an eye.
it wasn't
Exactly!
+Murillable Hello there, cootie ^^ You look both like a furry and a pokemon. Any of those right?
The Wolf Leader what
Murillable
Ok, forget what i saif >.< *feels awkward*
Chris knew what he was drawing at 00:49 and so did the algorithm
the rubbing her eyes one was wild 💀💀
I still dont get the rubbing eyes one
@@No1PepsiFansProductions it’s meant to be her 🐱
@@nancymilano8447 oh💀💀
I’m ashamed that I assumed every dirty word possible
Know them feels bro
lol same
The feels tho
Me either
I assumed every dirty word, but at this point I stopped being ashamed and nsut accepted my fate as a dirty minded fuck who will die in a cabin with 4 pet dogs that all love him but hate each other
Trying to avoid demonetization like
Demolic is idiotic
Edit: Stop linking to inappropriate subreddits
@@greatmjh6853 r/woosh
@@greatmjh6853 r/woooooosh
Dude this was before demonization
It didn't exist back then
It's been 14 years since I heard this song and I still know the words lmao
Ikr?
A classic even after all these years
Also I had no idea this was a oney cartoon
This is classic CZcams comedy
Kazim Jafar Yees
most liked but not a single reply. Hm
true
2008:
2017:what are you fucking gay
I know right
CZcams demonetization crew: MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME
1000 subscribers with no videos. U don’t have 1000 subs liar
But it’s already demonetized
forget this not yet but it’s been building up so soon it will be maybe subscribe and get me there fastet
😫😭
1000 subscribers with no videos. Ur not even close tho
I can't believe this is 20 years old eventually
2022
I just casually remembered this
after 10 or 11 years
so, yeah, good times
0% Drugs
0% Swearing
0% Insulting others
100% Assumptions
1:29 there is swearing like f***
@@dailyanime8785 but it's censored though
1% Swearing.
99% Assumption.
0.1% swearing
99.9% assumptions
5% you mean?
I'm honestly more upset that this didn't rhyme
If it rhymed, with the "assumed" lyrics, CZcams would demonitize this faster than PewDiePie
As much as it’s part of the whole thing, it sorta pisses me off.
@@MisterJohnDoe The ending rhymed.
Jon Gabriel Abelgas
10 years
The reason why it doesn’t rhyme is because
1 that’s what we assume
2 it would be inappropriate
I miss the days when stuff like this was worthy of virality, nowadays you can make a whole Disney cartoon and not go anywhere unless you're noticed by one of the biggest CZcamsrs out there.
i watched this in elementary. found oneyplays again in highschool. im in college now and JUST realized this was made by oney.
Yeah I've always thought this was the original thing the song was from- never knew it was oney lol
“She said she was learning a new way to *bring* up her children so they would not spit!”
*child spits*
*THUMP!*
more like *THWACK*
I’m the 69th like
Mama didn't raise no quitter
Yeah that was in the video thanks for describing
@@guddy6056 *spitter
Wow, what a great place for a farmer to live, plenty of places to grow crops up on his rock.
lnao, never thought of it that way. 😂😂😂
"Farmer"
Something tells me his occupation of "Farmer" is a veil for something darker.
+Joe Schmoe Yeah. He is clearly a scuba diver
+Tristan Rombeiro lol
+Tristan Rombeiro lol my name is Tristan too
It's good to see this is still on CZcams after all these years. I still remember watching this as a kid and enjoying it even then in 7th or 8th grade. This song takes me back.
Nobody:
When you watch anime for the plot but the innocent scene goes on:
1:27
That "eye rubbing" was a little explicit..
Ye
No, it wasnt
just eye rubbing, nothing else
just eye rubbing, nothing else
Just eye rubbing, nothing else
0:49 If your eyes look like that, you need to go to a doctor.
Truth
That’s a face on top of her face
Eyejob
If your hands are as small as your eyes, you may need to go to your doctor.
Facts
Crazy how this is on my recommendation page, I remember this video 😂
15 years old music video and still the best clean song I ever heard
this...this is art
ikr
Yep its fucking art !
your profile pic is art
Hello there beautiful one
i feel you this is true art
Mom: No explicit songs!
Me:
H5AA Someone in military school had this whole song memorized funniest damn thing when your so deprived of life
667 like
What about the end
Jvr7254 still censored :D but yea that could be close
H5AA mom:RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is the stuff we’d sing at the lunch table in middle school when the teachers kept walking by at the worst times
This song does NOT rhyme. WE make it rhyme in our mind.
Who puts whipped cream on cookies though-
Cookie cake?
Tbh, anyone's dad put whipped cream on cookies at some point...
XD
I don’t, but it sounds like diabetes. Let’s give it a try!
Me
Alternate universe where men have hands and women just have circles.
More unrealistic expectations of women's body
Alternate universe? Have you ever seen a woman?
I mean a lot of girls play animal crossing so
@@BigGuy172 Nope. Since they never existed.
what are girls?
Holy shit all these years later and Im just now learning this was Oney
HOW DID THIS COME BACK TO ME NOW, AND IM ONLY REALIZING ITS ONEY. Its been here for like 14 years...
This song is like a sneeze that doesn’t come
boy you aint slick you stole this comment
HAHAHAHA original
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
And then they censor your sneeze anyway
Get ur own comment
Let’s be honest this annoyed us all as we sat there knowing every bad word possible
Didn't annoy me...
I have yet to be able to ryhme anything with this song.
@@shibuinu1172 You're kidding right
Same here when I first heard it
Shibu Inu, keep being innocent my child!!!! Keep being innocent!
The idea of a word that would rhyme with something dirty to trick your mind is genius
14 years ago and I still remember the day I saw this and couldn't breathe for an hour due to the hysterical laughter 🤣
"suck on his candy"
GET IN THE VAN CHILDREN I HAVE CANDY
I love candy 🌺💦
@@Asdrygaming Especially when its inna white van :>
*the FBI wants to know your location*
@@ncmariofan3605 *MY* Location is 666 Hell Highway Earth's Core 66666 Satan Dr
I can’t like it ☹️
0:34
I love how she’s doing the hand motions that have nothing to do with teaching her children not to spit
I mean it's just child abuse
Shove the finger down there mouth
Its the spit coming out the kids mouth
@@BurntToa5T Finally someone who agrees
It's discipline bitch!
All this time and I’m just now realizing this is an oney cartoon lol
1:26 what a perfect way to end the song😂
when your singing an explicit song with your friends but your mom was there
Wait what are you doing here
PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
oh theres perry
Perry the platypus?!
A platypus PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?
What begins with an S and ends with ex?
Susan. Why'd you leave me God damnit
Atul Choudhary lol
Subindex
Sussex
Spacex
sex
Even back in 2008, Chris was doing try not to get age-restricted challenge 😆
0:48 IDK Zach, I'm not seeing it
Bro the thing literally has a clitoris and a midriff
this is still the greatest thing on youtube
Lucie Riley sadly,yes
Sadly? I beg to differ. This is _happily_ the best thing on youtube, not sadly.
Lucie riley so frekin true
Lucie Riley I agree and I love this song
Lucie Riley tru dat
This song is the definition of ‘they had us in the first half’
Lol
They had us in every half, I'm not gonna lie
Iam not gonna lie
They had us in every half
Ikr
I decided to revisit this legendary video and I just now realized it was made by the legendary Chris O’Neil, I am dumbfounded by this information but not surprised
0:55 DUDE THE TRANSITION MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Third graders, please stand up for your national anthem
Sanaa lmfao this comment is so underrated
Random Entertainment squirrel
Lol. I watched this in third grade too
Lmao I remember watching this a long time ago
Sanaa ok
This video seems funny but imagine the genius brain power it took to put this together
This is genius to you?
Ilirian Luta lmao
This is a cover for another song.
Yes, like making a ryming poem.
There's an Arabic version as well
I had no idea Chris made this
I’ve watched this video so many times and NEVER comprehended that it was oney-made
Somebody in my 8th grade class played this on the projector and I had no idea this was by oney
It's not just the animations
Nickolus Joynson it's not
garden- chan Yes it is
@@kanyewest8456 no it's not, the song was created and sung by The Arrogant Worms, Oney just did the animation not the song.
@UCFeW1qFL7WDQIfzEEnSx_QA No, not even close. I called you a fucking knucklehead, that's one of the most frivolous insults I could think of. If you genuinely think I'm taking this seriously, you need to get more regular sleep. This was a joke, but since you're genuinely confused, I'll explain. Compared to Chris' art now, this is strikingly different. That's what we were talking about. No one said he made the song. Anyone can read the description. Feel better?
Every single time it gets me every time I Think he’s gonna say a dirty word he doesn’t
14 years ago, checks out. This was an iconic song in my middle school years 2011-2013, been thinking about it and finally found it again!!
This is officially 12 years old
So its as old as half the people that rage at games
Stop
@@shermendlakk
What??
@@nikolaiivanov1215 bro, games can be frustrating like when theres a boss thats really hard
It's older than everybody when they first found this song
This came out when I was 11.
Oh my uncorrupted mind, Thought it was a normal story.
Ashu Doodles really i watched this when I was 11 and understood it all
Ashu Doodles wow your 22 now that’s TUFFFF
@@sus_boy_deezo_8635 ye
@@milliewright7276 how!? How was i untouched!?
Ashu Doodles idk i just knew the assumed the dirty words that rhymed with it
how did i not ever realize chris made this
Wow. I saw this animation everywhere on Instagram back in 2018 before I even knew about Chris or OneyPlays or any of that. Never would’ve thought it was done by the lad himself.
If this isn’t playing at my funeral, I ain’t coming.
I-I feels very conflicted about this comment ngl
Me: **doesn't play song*
HeyItsMeJk69:It's rewind time
How can you not come to your funeral lol
@@coochiepolice1696 r/woosh
@@coochiepolice1696 *your
Me : can I pick a song while we work
Teacher : ok but it has to be clean
Me:
@Only Yuri xd
EcksxDeegh
1:29 @Only Yuri
1:29 is not clean though
communist lizard y
I haven’t watched anything from you or your oneyplays channel for quite some time and randomly today CZcams decides that I just gotta see this old vid from you 🤣🤣
Bruh I just somehow came across this 15 years later god knows why and it made me realise how little I understood as a kid. I literally remember now saying to myself "Hey... eyes don't look like that, those are very weird eyes"
Demonetization exist
oneyNG: I'm about to end this whole man's career
oneyNG ended demonetization's career 10 yrs ago? Woah
Wow:
Lol:XD
So:original
Of:
A:joke.
I'm the 777th like. You hit jackpot my friend
I was so close
*cough* look at the date of the video *cough*
0:48 call me dirty but nobody _remotely_ healthy has eyes like that
Oh, you’re not dirty
It's a very strange nub in the middle as well.. along with the **ahem** weird purtruding bones on each side
Also, who rubs their eyes from the top down?
tannymanny1000 ikr?
They have pupils size of anime characters
For all these years i had no idea chris made this
Classic! May it never be forgotten!
We’re all dirty minded
You can’t lie to yourself
*Well its called the assumptions song so, yeah. we got the idea*
*Unless* your already Tracer
I have already accepted my dirty ways
I lie to myself all the time
Agreed
Those were the days....
Morgan Lemons SENPAI YOURE HERE TOOOOOO😱IVE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE OML DID I SEE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FOR ONCE???
The hunt for the lemon Lord still runs!!
You're a queen
hi luigy.
*sobs* Why are you everywheeeeeereee
This is the only recording I'd ever consider using as a ringtone.
0:48 “That’s just a vigaina”
-psychicpebbles, 2022
That's not how you spell "vagina".
The fact this is still a banger 12 years later is something to behold
@@midnightwolf8061 You are for sure a math teacher
@@midnightwolf8061 well there's no reason to say it so rudely. You could have said: "actually it's 11 years."
Yeah i agree its actually 11 yrs
@@SD_yessir oh wait actually i think hes talking abt this vid czcams.com/video/RgvihRmyd5o/video.html
Right
This is how you properly censor
Holy crap, this was made by Oney? I completely forgot he made this gem.
How the hell is this video 15 years old, I swear I was 12 and watching this a week ago
Played this on piano and sung for a school talent show. Greatest reaction ever. The principal liked it so much she gave me a vacation!
Wow
Uh huh
was the vacation good
Hol up
wow good for- HOLD UP-
This is good enough for my Christian Minecraft server.
But it cusses at the end
That is the name of a discord server I'm in (its a joke
*inhales*
BOI
Can we get to 10,000 subscribers ????? Yes
@@braden5038 it blurs it out
I got reminded of this from Donkey Kong Country. 10/10
I loved this video so much when I was younger and I JUST found out from the latest oneyplays that Chris made this.
*cringing the entire time because I knew every dirty reference*
I need to perish
I never knew when I listened to it as a kid but now it's just wow
Pls explain the 'while the boys in the barnyard' one.. I didn't get that one
@Cookiegamerp90 yeah, I got it
Wait which one is “with a big gate out front”?
Cookiegamerp90 that's the only one I didn't get at first. It took me about a week to get it I'm such an idiot
CZcams: if you say a swear you will get demonitized
CZcamsrs:
honestly.
Honestly
Yep
Yesh
Honestly
The fact that is came out like 13 years ago, but it still sounds fresh is amazing to me
*15 years ago* is insane considering it was only 2008 & I was still in elementary school when this dropped. Time has been flying by since I turned 17
Your knees must hurt from jumping to conclusions *badum tss*
Shut up, Toby.
Who's Toby?
Shinyguy83 tbjzl?
Space Whale AH CHA CHA
Shinyguy83 You mean Tobi
When your about to swear but your parents walk in the room.
czcams.com/video/-FdKPEA17m4/video.html
Scp 49-j Oh, look. The grammar police.
@@umhello9962 sorry for helping them speak proper English.🙄
Hey man\girl no harm, i was laughing my ass off
Oh shizzles.
Here from Donkey Kong Country Ep 3. Remember when this song first came out and did not even realise it was made by Chris.
Abridged?
I love how 13 years later this kind of humor is still relevant
agree
i love men
@@jazzling W
What starts with *as* and ends in *s*
Assumptions...
Apples
Darray Bounds, no.... That's not it
Foostinator Asparagus?
ASS
Assassins