Mom Tries To Have Threesome At Comedy Show | Stand Up Comedy
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- What up guys. Let me tell you this chick was WILD. She sat in the front row with a date and all the sudden she starts shooting her shot right in front of him. I couldn’t believe it. Poor dude even paid the bill. INDULGE!
- Komedie
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That dude is having one of the worst dates he's ever gonna have
i think this is THE WORST ever, i mean id rather have akward silences then this shit. you just gotta throw the whole family away man
Nah this shit be funny asf
He clapped tho
In one of the reaction video i saw on a channel i think is Adam and Kat, she commented saying she paid for the tickets and that she smoothed it over with him.
Jesus Hernandez I thought the same thing
I've never been surer of how sad a man was just by looking at the back of his head lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit😂
You can see the tears from the back of his Head xD
Lmfaooo
😂😂😂
Andrew rescued a guy who was about to get into a great mess.
This is not india, you don't have to marry the girl after the first date. Most dates only have one intention anyway and thats getting laid. I'm they are not fukin teens who fall in love after the first sight.
@@maroda8094 he's saying that at least the guy knows what the girl is like so he wouldn't waste his time going on more dates with her. He wasn't saying they would get married
@@mikeyslots_ waste time? Most people date only to get laid. This night showed, that she isn't a prude and getting laid could be near as thought in the beginning. Who hte fuck wants to marry anyway? Only idiots want to marry.
What exactly did he get rescued from? A girl that can take a joke and go with it on a comedy show?
@@maku4814 let these virign simps talk. They are people who are not fun at parties.
She's the "I don't normally do this on the first date"
And her son be like: 😒
lmao
@@mathusan it’s okay. Your mother will stop someday
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
bruh 😂
Kid takes out the notebook and says i liked the 18th guy you dated this month , what's his name mommy?
I'm so happy the dude found out her true nature this early.
Still hit it doe
@@mattnunez8660 prolly
@@mattnunez8660 Yea but I'd have that clarity where I wouldn't even pretend like this is ever gona lead to anything serious
@@kaziabir1 this kind of clarity is amazing. Better than being in the grey zone
Smash and dash! That bitch is made for the streets!
Some people are joke warehouses, this guy is a joke factory
there's factories and then there's Factories.
Ford's got factories that makes cars for sale for later, no rush no nothing, nothing special at all.
During the battle of Stalingrad the Stalingrad Tractor Factory was churning out T-34's in such manner that at last stage of the assembly line the crew jumped into the fresh tank and rolled straight into the fight.
This guy's like the Stalingrad Tractor Factory for jokes on turbo-boost.
Huh? Lol i think you need a better explanation.....warehouses and factories are like the same size..... I mean factores are usually in some type of warehouse....
@@becky7854 warehouses store things. factories are constantly pumping shit out
@j mak 🤔lol
A B you blacc?
4:35 she leans into the guy and the guy leans away lmao!!
Daaannngggg
Thank god
maybe the guy didn't know she has a kid lol
Glad u saw that too
Ohoooooo that was coldddd
2:13 At that exact moment Andrew realised that if he makes fun of this guy too much, hes gonna ruin any chance he had with the woman. That's a true bro right there.
He's god level in feeling the crowd/ people.
Are you suggesting that guy did not block her after this?
@@mememachine5244 The guy probably hit it then quit it. Andrew didn't want to be a cock blocker
yea he a real broo
Right? What a bro
lol her date wasn't laughing at all
HandyMan101 didn’t she say 1
I’d ‘go to the bathroom’ after his set.
@HandyMan101 damn bro you sound mad lol, she was probably just tryna joke with him
@@houseofmatrix6174 you'd prolly catch something you wouldn't want.
@HandyMan101 take it ez man.
This dude is funny but I’m mesmerized by the letters in the back
Same..
Same
Bro straight up whoever designed that was on point
I was looking to make sure they were parallel with the brick mortar lines... Weird I know.
LMAO FELT THAT
She thought she was gonna embarrass her date little did she know Andrew wit da boyz
Class is rare. Trash is common. I hope her date found someone better.
Thought you were rhyming
Kaleb Soehardjo sorry to disappoint.
Most young single moms are trash... why do you think their husbands divorced them?
CarsOverPeople Goes both ways. Trash spills into every landfill.
@@arrozconpollo118 or onlyfans?
are you sonic or something? killed me
OHHH SHIT that joke was crazy...🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
"I mean it IS a spike,"
Very timely joke considering what Sonics currently going through
yo fucking the rings out a girl is hilarious
Now that funny lol x10
"Now I'm teaching you. That's why you got pregnant" 🤣😂
Yoooooo.... He went in on this one🤣🤣🤣
Kaha se hai tu
haha and he was as well cos the mirena coil sits in the uterus dog. I’ve felt the strings on one of those before tho
Imagine that the dude didn’t know she had a kid before going to andrews show
I'm sure he didn't since he doesn't have kids.
Was thinking the same thing 😂
Well it was a first date, I don't think many women mention that they're single moms on the first date.
My heart goes out to the guy that had to endure all of this may his soul rest in peace😭
Yeah, having a very bad temper I would have not reacted as "good" as the guy
@gomer 1993 I may be short tempered but at least I don't go searching for fights on the internet like someone we both know. Anyway thank you for your bet, don't back out once the the deed is done.
He's the true improviser. I'd pay to watch him.
Yeah.. Like everyone does.
Nishant Minz id rather pay to watch her if ya know what im sayn
@@Jim-od7sb No, what are you saying?
Well yeah that’s sorta what you do at comedy shows
@@Jim-od7sb youd pay to watch?
If I go to his show I’m sitting all the way in the back 😂
Definitely
I will get a guy videocall me
Celia U If ya think he's bad, don't EVER go to a Frankie Boyle show.
He annihilates fools 😂
Always my thought with him lol
Me too 🤣🤣
I feel bad for the guy, his girl is litterally just hitting on Andrew and she is just laughing it off. I think that guy’s heart hurts
Don't feel bad he gets what he deserves for fucking with a single mom
@@iphonemaster001 got that right 😂
@@iphonemaster001 whT does that mean?
It’s not his girl though lol
No. Why would his heart hurt? It's a first date. He's lucky he found out the truth on the first date and can walk away. Hopefully he is smart. Andrew saved his life.
Dude should be happy as hell. He knows he has an easy smash and pass night.
smashing and passing is good but once ur hitting late 20s early 30s you struggle to find a nice girl to wife.
@@shazanchaudhry astagfirullah, its never 'good'.
@@o2xb don't preach on a comedy video lol
@@shazanchaudhry a lot of girls leave their first marriage at 30s.
Andrew is the freshest comedian I've seen in months.
The VEXKT I cried when he hit dem folks
Years
Many years
Agree! I want more of his stuff here or on netflix. Guy is funny af
The VEXKT It's because he's not pretending to be anyone he isn't. That's just him talking.
He is the one we don't deserve, but need.
Chris MN it’s from a Batman movie bruh
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kani
No...
Those are some big
Woman: "I got Mirena, it's like the ring."
Woman 1 minute later: "It's the shape of a T"
This chick failed geometry, and kindergarten.
“It’s like the ring” meaning it goes inside; but it’s T-shaped and is placed in the uterus. She’s no fool
At least she passed her pregnancy test
@@corylake5197 😆😭💀Im weakk
“Oh did you think I would know if by name?”
@@corylake5197 iiiiiiiiiiihhhhhh🤣
If someone asks this dude: What's the worst date you've ever been on? He could just go ahead and pull out this video. Damn dawg.
after enough time he will realize this is the best date ever
@@noshadb.e3111 A date where the woman starts hitting on another man and talking about threesome and shit has to be the worst date ever.
*"Are you Sonic?"*
dead xD
Cling!
even the camera guy laughed :D
This may be one of the best comedian/audience interactions ive ever seen in my life, holy fuck 😂
I think you are right on that ...
He never took it further than she allowed
But she allowed alot
And he kept the pace and then lapped her
Kinda weird how he tried to steal a girl on stage for like 6min. Like dood cmon this poor guy paid for his show and he ended up stealing his girl or at the very least making her reconsider her options.
@@parkerjeans5777 He didn't try to steal this dude's gf. He was joking around which is his fucking job. If the man she was with is at least somewhat smart he won't be going on anther date with her. Bicth was disrespectful to her date. I mean this was their first date and she was flirting with Andrew ffs.
Blake Edwards
That one is funny af too czcams.com/video/i__Ow4vjV2Y/video.html
One name, watch out after watching him he will kills 99% of other comedians for u. Patrice O'Neal
This dude is insane. A comedian that can consistently think of jokes off the top of his head with no script is unbelievably talented. Props to you man
1:32 Andrew “clean squeaky window” Shultz
I like how she kept trying to lean into her date and he shifted right each time.
yeah, he was noping the fuck out
@MthYsdAsd you are smart
Not really he did it like once and I think it was to avoid bumping heads bc he’s still pretty close and their heads are tilted towards each other
@@marcellasanchez497 nope… he headed the fcuk out
Glad to know he saw the true colours
That Sonic joke is underrated, not that many people laughed in the video, but I was crying on my bed for a good 5 minutes 😂😂😂
Shamsa Ahmed i think it took sometime for people to make a connection. He’s too witty for that audience.
100%
Still don't get it
@@goodname4514 sonic u to chase gold rings in the video game
Wtf that joke was so predictable... And then people on here explaining it wrong
"this why you got pregnant" dead
Yes drugs
I feel so sorry for her kid, you can see her face in this video so that kids gonna have a rough time if they ever see this footage
That kid was already gonna have a rough time having her as a mom.
He's the future
The future is here
He’s 35
Where I can able to see is whole video n more staff
SONIC REFERENCE IS GOLD.
Pun intended?
Was smiling throughout this whole sketch, but I lost it at that part
What's the reference i don't know. Please tell.
@@dmxrahul When you play the sonic game, you can collect rings.
@@sirmoros8951 HOLY FUCK. I didn't catch that at first. Thank you, now I'm laughing xD
“she threw it at me bro what im supposed to do” 💀
Andrew's gigs are the only show that the back seats are more expensive than the front rows.
The way he cooks on the fly is like no other 😂
Juwan Reddick try desus n mero. Nice off the top too
It's fake and rehearsed.
Moose cap. how the fuck would he rehearse this kinda shit?
Josh Wolf is up there
@@dexterdajuice6913 Yeeerrrrrr! Bodega hive and assholes deep out here
Fast forward...
"This is why you got pregnant" 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
The high five at 0:43 is everything
"Are you sonic ?"
Fucking best line right here
“A little too late” 😂😂
One of the quickest comedians ever happened.
Omar Alshaker hes with charlamane all the time. Both of them are quick
LMFAOOO 3:10 “are you sonic bitch”
“I do this for a living” 🤣
This guy's sharp, very witty. I wonder what the dynamic would be if he got interviewed by Conan.
Jaya K YES CONAN AND HIM WOULD BE GREAT TOGETHER
Jaya K I’d actually want to see that too😅
Jaya K Yeah
Yea I don’t think Hollywood likes him enough to even put him on air (or at least not right now for some reason). Netflix refuses to give him a special and Instagram has shadow banned him apparently. Andrew’s roastful and unapologetic humor is evidently a bit too edgy/offensive for some.
@@MrJH101 Andrew is somehow edgier than Daniel Tosh when he was popular? How tf? They both have a uncensored and unapologetic humor, but Tosh is more like blunt asshole funny and Schultz is like your buddy at the bar funny. I feel like his approach is better for a wide-audience
Never go to stand up for a first date....lesson learned
Never sit in the front
Nah go to stand up on the first date to see if this exact thing happens
That was great. Now the dude knows she's the pump and dump type and won't waste his time.
Never go out with a hoe in the first place chose wisely folks choose wisely bc those kinda bitches will break your wallet and soul
What?! No you got the opposite msg lol I mean if this wasn't Andrew another lower. Level comedian might have ruined this man's chances but notice Andrew backed off him and went on her
What a way to end the joke, you lay things out so well on the go I’m astonished. Please give us more!!!
Schulz is my new favorite. Dude is intelligent and funny, and a true improv comic. That Sonic joke was absolute gold, too bad the crowd didn't get it.
Can't wait for the future where kids find their friends' moms premium snaps 😂😂😂
😂
*Mom: "it's like a T"*
*Andrew: "oh, so like an IUD"*
*Mom: "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah"*
*Andrew: Now I'm teachin you, no wonder you got pregnant"*
😂😂😂😂I'm dead
Guy: where you going
Girl: Andrew said he wanted to see me after the show
Guys thoughts: hello darkness my old friend
Her date thought' 'This relationship is toast, she like spitroast!'
Lol this was in a different yt vid but still gold
It was in his Dropping In.. But this way it reaches to more people as it should. 🙄
Virgin
Well, look on thr bright side, he found out early.
Definitely the first and last date- not exactly the type of girl you want to bring home to meet Mom !
We need a side camera to see the guys face
No need you can tell from the back of his head xD
That dude looked phased from the back of his head
And today is mother's day ppl! What a mother eh?
What’s with the judgment Gandhi?
rafat alzahra Right? So nice to see so many Judgy Jasons around here.
Lol so many lames judging someone they don't know. She's a single mom as it seems and looks beautiful af also young. It's her life Gandhi
lol I can't imagine why her husband is no longer in the picture. I'm sure her willingness to fk a dude and ANOTHER dude, she just met, on the first date has nothing to do with it :)
@@javierdelacruz3758 you're dumb
That poor man you can tell he’s done already he’s like “ why did I go out with this blonde”😂
This had me laughing so hard I was snapping my fingers and pointing at my phone at the same time 🤣🤣💀💀
Thats weird
"Are you Sonic??" Bruh I choked 🤣🤣🤣
On the first date dawg? #throwthedateaway
4:42 ... her arm sleeve tattoo tells me everything I gotta know
Thank you Andrew, you helped that dude dodge a MISSILE big time. Well done.
That's definitely a first and LAST date for suuure
why last? that girl is cool as fuck.
@Eman Egnarts why is she disgusting
He stumbled on the age question because he lied to his date about it obviously lol.
Then why wouldn’t he have just kept at 30... why would he then increase the age? Who lies about being 2 years older. Also if your gonna lie your not gonna go 30 you’re gonna go 29 lol. I think honestly mans was just nervous, it’s rough when Shultz focuses you when doing crowd work lol.
Nah, he’s probably just close to his birthday. I start claiming my next years’ age around newyears because my birthday is two months away.
But I always pause when answering, do I say ‘almost such and such’ or just the next year.
It’s women who try to lie about their age.
@@ShaunHensley or... maybe just say the age you are at the time you're being asked?
@@xCaseylakes Last year in summer I dated a beautiful looking sharp 20 year old girl and I told her I'm 34 and I was 34 and man I fd her hard. She lives somewhere else now.
If he lied to his date, why would he spill the truth to an improv dude? 😂
I love that you always interact with the crowd
she for the streets
lmao
I don't know why people still sleeping on you family! Hilarious 😂
bro it 2019 he would be ban from all the public views
HE RISKS GETTING PUNCHED AND I'M HERE FOR THAT 😂😂
*She
He did nothing wrong.
you killed me with the sonic ring and spike joke, that was mad!
4:25 that is the most straight forward to the point hand gesture ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait for him to film a special!!! He is just naturally funny. He can just do it on the fly. That makes a comic legendary!!!!
He cant do a special thats not how his comedy works
Man is class he just wingman'd his bro & stopped his boy getting feels for the girl he's dating....
I love finding good stand up comedians I've never heard of.
Bro I just discovered your channel, I haven't laughed like this in a really long time. Thanks and I'm subbing.
Unbelievable improv as always
"He's 31 and a half" lmao 😂
“Are you sonic?” Has me 💀 🤣
Andrew is one of the best new improv comedians out here working. I watch most of his videos and I've never seen repeat jokes, he just works the crowd.
The Sonic joke got me
Give this guy a Netflix special
LMAO, “ ARE YOU SONIC”
This dude said “are you sonic?!” Lmfaooooo 😂😂
"this girl know nothing about birth control" 😂😂😂
i just discovered him an hour ago and already binging like crazy
My new favorite stand up comedian on CZcams
lmao 2:59 the droned "yyyyeeeessss"
I was going to bed about 6 clips ago.
Damn.
"Well too late" I AM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo, Shulzy straight up saved that dude.
I seen this like 5 times, and I still crack up every time
Schultz hit her with fatality at 2:24
Sonic had me rolling 😂😂
Half the time I'm freaked out but I am always amazed at how fast and off the cuff be is. Legend.
Man , ur improv is just amazing xD
I love that he laughs at his own jokes 😂
Hey bro, I had a blast that night you killed it and I died when you hit us with the "no one is from addison". The whole show was flawless. look forward to seeing you again.
that sonic bit LMFAO
'It's up for grabs dawg! It's up for grabs!' LMFAO