HOW I MADE AN EMPIRE FROM NOTHING! THIS IS HOW YOU DOMINATE AS A COUNT IN CK3! - Crusader Kings 3

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  • Starting as a small Sardinian Count with nothing besides 1 small village, we are going to form an empire spanning all of Italy and more! This is how you dominate as a Count in Crusader Kings 3. TommyKay, the expert of playing small counts with nothing, will lead you through it and show you how a CK2 player plays CK3!
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    Title: HOW I MADE AN EMPIRE FROM NOTHING! THIS IS HOW YOU DOMINATE AS A COUNT IN CK3! - Crusader Kings 3
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Komentáře • 475

  • @TommyKay
    @TommyKay  Před 3 lety +575

    THE ROMAN EMPIRE WILL COME! I SWEAR IT ON MY LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS!

  • @faisalkhurshid8503
    @faisalkhurshid8503 Před 3 lety +1163

    Alternate title: German man has mental breakdown over rome

    • @tem7525
      @tem7525 Před 3 lety +20

      @Tornike Kvachantiradze more like most of german history

    • @hotdogfingerz9674
      @hotdogfingerz9674 Před 3 lety +19

      This applies to almost every era of German history

    • @hotdogfingerz9674
      @hotdogfingerz9674 Před 3 lety +7

      @@fl4k_40 since ancient times, the Germanic tribes have been a nuisance to the roman empire, in the medieval era, Germanic kings all tried to claim they were Rome(HRE), in the modern era, the Italians have been a thorn in thr German backside since World War I

    • @darshamdarsham8813
      @darshamdarsham8813 Před 3 lety +1

      Last time german men had collective mental breakdowns over rome it ended pretty badly

    • @vancouver890
      @vancouver890 Před 2 lety

      @@fl4k_40 ²³

  • @gandalfthegrey7135
    @gandalfthegrey7135 Před 3 lety +449

    4 year old me: *eating sand*
    4 year old Ceasar: *has dread maxed out, becomes the most feared men in europe*

  • @wang1310
    @wang1310 Před 3 lety +541

    Tommy's quest for a child was honestly the funniest meme of this year. 😂

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  Před 3 lety +28

      2020 has been a long year Wang

  • @TheNignag89
    @TheNignag89 Před 3 lety +230

    Tommy: does anything
    CK3: You gain 35 stress because you are *wrathful*

  • @slk7376
    @slk7376 Před 3 lety +98

    Italy: United
    King: Homosexual
    Lesbian Wife: Executed
    Yup its -Gamer time- Sardinia time

  • @Brusselpicker
    @Brusselpicker Před 3 lety +177

    Tommy being ruthless exactly like a Medieval monarch.

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  Před 3 lety +14

      have you seen these vassals

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t Před 3 lety +71

    When Tommy gets the max amount of dread achievement as a child...

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood Před 3 lety +20

    landing your sons as your vassals really helps, since if the ones that aren't your primary heirs get lands, then they won't take lands from your personal holdings if they have enough lands to legally fulfill their entitled inheritance.

    • @nerovalentine8513
      @nerovalentine8513 Před 3 lety +2

      Dr0g basically if you’re a king give them a duchy and if you’re a duke give them a county.

  • @rotardavid5121
    @rotardavid5121 Před 3 lety +70

    Tommy being more happy for getting a kid in a game than people irl

  • @gamerrevolutionary6615
    @gamerrevolutionary6615 Před 3 lety +181

    Is anyone gonna tell him about disinheriting.

    • @Tyrant369
      @Tyrant369 Před 3 lety

      That’s what I’m saying!!

    • @maciekr4641
      @maciekr4641 Před 3 lety +19

      It's better to embrace partition: find 6+ slots county, fill it with castles, fill them with levy buildings, build royal armoury dutchy building - you will never lose baronies in succession. Then grab money making county with special building, like holy site, and build moneyz there. Now you only need to care for two counties. Then go for wide dynasty with Kin and Polygamy religion, so you will get loads of Renown and dynasty vasals. Even if you have to reclaim money county, it's easier - no levy there. The only problem I have is succession laws exploit - AI can turn it in uber exploit by ignoring requirements, they ignore crown authority for sure.

    • @adrianhirst484
      @adrianhirst484 Před 3 lety

      @@maciekr4641 thats pretty neat, I didn't know you couldnt lose baronies on succession. Will have to do this from now on

    • @RIPDixie1865
      @RIPDixie1865 Před 3 lety +2

      @@maciekr4641 That's exactly what I do. You have to embrace it, you cannot fight it. Kingdom management is key and having an extremely powerful capital is key to success.

    • @MrViki60
      @MrViki60 Před 3 lety

      ​@@maciekr4641 add_innovation innovation_primogeniture ez

  • @goddhasspoken270
    @goddhasspoken270 Před 3 lety +112

    *BREAKING* Ginger man from the island of sardinia recently unites southern europe and creates the roman empire

  • @SolarFlareAmerica
    @SolarFlareAmerica Před 3 lety +41

    Tommy dating be like:
    "You like men, well I like men too!! We have so much in common!"

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 Před 3 lety +21

    Damn when i was 1 year old i couldn't even walk.
    and little Ceasar over here, forming the roman empire at 1 years old.

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  Před 3 lety +5

      little caesar executing everyone at 1 years old

  • @benyed1636
    @benyed1636 Před 3 lety +154

    I think the Romans pronounced Ceasar like Kaiser, "seezer" is a French thing.

    • @covalschieugen8682
      @covalschieugen8682 Před 3 lety +16

      It was more of a Kesar

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude Před 3 lety +40

      Awe, True to Caesar

    • @AbelDuviant
      @AbelDuviant Před 3 lety +10

      It's written Caesar, and pronounced like Kaiser, yes.

    • @alexnannetti7095
      @alexnannetti7095 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes Roman call it Caesar and German transform it in Kaiser

    • @AbelDuviant
      @AbelDuviant Před 3 lety +1

      @@GoldenFox94 That's the italian version of the name lmao

  • @Riotdrone
    @Riotdrone Před 3 lety +1

    tommy kay ck3 videos are something that i will always watch, keep making them man i love it

  • @ragsaea9609
    @ragsaea9609 Před 3 lety +22

    Tommy, if you start with cagliari of sardinia or make cagliari be your capital it will more easier to achieve empire... Cause in mosque/Church of cagliari has Mine, in 1100's you can get around 15 gold/month from the mosque and counties of cagliari😂

    • @ragsaea9609
      @ragsaea9609 Před 3 lety +1

      Or from count with stewardship lifestyle, claim liege duchy then claim your kingdom liege then to empire, if you dont have any liege then swear fealty then claim his/her title👌

  • @jxslayz6663
    @jxslayz6663 Před 3 lety +2

    This is probably the best ck3 playthrough ive seen on youtube. Sheerly based on your entertainment value.

  • @lanorothwolf2184
    @lanorothwolf2184 Před 3 lety +14

    8:45 The highlight of the whole video

  • @killbotter6998
    @killbotter6998 Před 3 lety +126

    last time i was that early my girlfriend left me.

  • @dmitriydifrancesco5081
    @dmitriydifrancesco5081 Před 3 lety +2

    When u said Sardegna and Corsica my grandmother died

  • @GuillaumeG-oz3hz
    @GuillaumeG-oz3hz Před 3 lety

    I just subbed to see what madness looks like !

  • @Egolithz
    @Egolithz Před 3 lety +1

    23:40 Holy cow, you were cutting it real close with that one.

  • @YotoBoto
    @YotoBoto Před 3 lety

    Really loving the content

  • @bloodranger1188
    @bloodranger1188 Před 3 lety +3

    10:20 from when I’ve been playing I’ve noticed that Europe countries have a thing for trying to capture small states in scandanvia and then it triggers Viking AI to just starting attacking and taking what they can

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t Před 3 lety +5

    I tried to make the roman empire starting as a count too, i decided to start as the count of Vienna. I didnt end up doing it because my vassals kept on killing me and i couldn't do anything about it, but i ended up with half of france, half of italy, all of modern day austria + a good amount of hungary. (I got tonnes of liberty wars but didnt notice thats what they were so the same thing happened to me as what you had in 24:22, that combined with me getting pissed at that and trying to rearrange the country so that wouldnt be the thing made me insanely weak. I basically became like Tommy at 25:08 but the AI all stuck together so it was like 6k vs 14k so i died)
    I have got the achievement because i North Koread it with West Francia, ended up restoring it after 98 years.
    I wasnt planning on doing the north korea but vassals really like to do liberty wars and its really annoying, and personally the frequency of liberty wars and them pushing your crappy siblings claims is just too often, thats why i ended up going for that achievement North Korea style.

  • @storm0fnova
    @storm0fnova Před 3 lety +3

    22:40 - 23:40 Gotta respect this dude. after finding out his gay at over 50 years of age, he somehow survived just long enough to produce a babe with a woman. this is a man of sheer determination and will

  • @LAKINGSquick35
    @LAKINGSquick35 Před 3 lety +14

    You know Tommy Kay! I'm only aroused when blood is on the table! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sompithebest
    @Sompithebest Před 3 lety

    You are the man bro

  • @alexandruchirita4853
    @alexandruchirita4853 Před 3 lety +5

    "Oh you like men, i like men too"
    Best pick-up line

  • @paralelel849
    @paralelel849 Před 3 lety +24

    This is what I call quality content.

  • @panosgogos380
    @panosgogos380 Před 3 lety

    Tommy you're crazy 100% achievements on ck3?!!! I hope you reach 250k soon

  • @greenbutter3190
    @greenbutter3190 Před 3 lety

    Stable video👍

  • @ilkeaksen8240
    @ilkeaksen8240 Před 3 lety +3

    dude ''mother of us all'' achievement is legit the most difficuilt achievement you can get, doing that run rn and i keep getting bombarded with revolts

    • @theodorechapman8739
      @theodorechapman8739 Před 3 lety +2

      Try to maximize dread at all times. Seems like there is no downsides so execute a religious prisoner every 3 ingame months and you should be good if you keep it around 100

  • @styggelsen8562
    @styggelsen8562 Před 3 lety

    Pure quality content

  • @Aeri73999
    @Aeri73999 Před 2 lety

    finally some ck3 vids that arent boring

  • @gabrielmobrici
    @gabrielmobrici Před 3 lety

    Markoni, what is Tommy's setup?
    Great vid tho! You guys are entertaining af

  • @Sev7.
    @Sev7. Před 3 lety

    Tommy has officially made me want to play every 1 province nation in my favourite grand strategy games no cap

  • @chaos4395
    @chaos4395 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm from italy and I can confirm that what he said at the start are not just random words in italian

  • @justcallmesteve9123
    @justcallmesteve9123 Před 3 lety +4

    Who would win:
    - the entire kingdom of italy
    or
    - one infant dreadful boi

  • @brian1079
    @brian1079 Před 3 lety

    Yaas another excellently edited video. Today be good day

  • @YotoBoto
    @YotoBoto Před 3 lety +2

    22:41 that’s the best part of the whole video

  • @Auberc
    @Auberc Před 3 lety

    I got an hour long break and I am fuckin ready

  • @Twiska
    @Twiska Před 2 lety

    I was not expecting Treachery from the Bleach soundtrack to start blasting. But I appreciate it.

  • @barteng37
    @barteng37 Před 3 lety

    one thing i like to do to play around the partician law once you die. i like to make sure my sons arnt trained warriors, use them in an army while in a war and send them in to lose the battle. if you lose a battle you have a greater chance they get hurt in a battle and maybe even die. to give them higher chance chance to die i make sure to also not get a court physician.
    ofcource this isnt fool proof but so far it has worked half of the time for me.

  • @VolpeBianca93
    @VolpeBianca93 Před 3 lety

    Really enjoyed the hype of the intro

  • @Athalfuns
    @Athalfuns Před 3 lety +2

    The random appearences of Bleach's OST tracks are golden.

  • @bigfootstoe1332
    @bigfootstoe1332 Před 3 lety

    Heres a trick: fabricate hooks on you vassals, and then use the feydal contracts. They add up super fast

  • @xTeamEcho
    @xTeamEcho Před 3 lety

    Wenn dich jemand fragt ob du Fremdsprachen kannst und du alles aufeinmal sagst 8:11 lmfao.
    Wenn im Gefrierschrank noch 2x Eis ist und dein Bruder dir dein Lieblingseis vor der Nase wegschnappt 8:07 Rofl lmfao
    bester und unterhaltsamster CZcamsr und Twitch-Streamer ever.

  • @matthewjmcgraw
    @matthewjmcgraw Před 3 lety +1

    The most enjoyable way to play ck2 and ck2 is playing with friends. 1 person becomes the leader of everyone, and if you work together, and get everyone stronger, the other vassals will never even get close to having enough to revolt.

  • @jamesmccomb9525
    @jamesmccomb9525 Před 3 lety

    Who would've thought, they actually made managing your vassals difficult and important.

  • @ludvighauger5044
    @ludvighauger5044 Před 3 lety

    I know won’t see this, but the county of aargau in Switzerland/HRE is run by the hapsburgers, motto and all.

  • @irontemplar6222
    @irontemplar6222 Před 3 lety +2

    Please do Ireland next. I swear the damn this is a dice roll 90% of the time.

  • @iliagamer8583
    @iliagamer8583 Před 3 lety

    I love his vids

  • @napollo1145
    @napollo1145 Před 3 lety +1

    0:47 Guy hit the Tim Allen

  • @JeremyKolyn
    @JeremyKolyn Před 3 lety

    Gotta use that new knowledge bow

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 Před 3 lety +8

    The amount of work and dedication this man puts into a project is awesome. Wish i had that will

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 Před 3 lety

      you mean markoni. yes yes.

    • @failuretv814
      @failuretv814 Před 3 lety

      @@twenity8852 I am aware of his name,but thanks anyaway

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 Před 3 lety

      @@failuretv814 just saying cuz most ppl think tommy edits and publishes these videos lol

  • @vesodus2937
    @vesodus2937 Před 3 lety +1

    "My lord, I'm happy to announce your wife is with child."
    > Attempt Suicide

  • @SparrowValentine
    @SparrowValentine Před 3 lety +1

    "Ceasar will usher a new era, of Rome."
    "I'm done"

  • @Ambush19x
    @Ambush19x Před 3 lety

    You need to increase control with you´re marshal for all the new counties you get, so you stabilaze your realm.

  • @Playzdenis
    @Playzdenis Před 3 lety

    I well take your word for itz

  • @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy
    @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy Před 3 lety

    14:37 "Leck mich im Arsch". Damn Tommy! Thats my favorite composition by Mozard. You have some good taste there my man. ;)

  • @biglenin7306
    @biglenin7306 Před 3 lety

    The Vikings having Kingdom's seemingly all over the place makes total sense. That's what happened to historically. In our timeline the Viking Concord Normandy Brittany and southern Italy. And I think there were some other minor conquests all the way in the near east. I see it a good thing that the Vikings in-game do as they did historically, but with a little variation. It would be predictable and therefore boring if they always took Normandy and Apulia.

  • @ft.238
    @ft.238 Před 3 lety +1

    0:37 best part ngl

  • @pierfrancescosabino9118
    @pierfrancescosabino9118 Před 3 lety +7

    Me watching this video as a Sardinian from Gallura: 👁️👄👁️

  • @Heisterman
    @Heisterman Před 3 lety

    Please do a 867 Aachen start look into i think it would make great content!

  • @mateuskosicov9817
    @mateuskosicov9817 Před 3 lety

    we are in nofapseptember and this sound effect of people becoming subs is killing me

  • @ShiningLight
    @ShiningLight Před 3 lety +1

    This game is great

  • @lehkitteh9927
    @lehkitteh9927 Před 2 lety

    This was a fuckin RIDE. subbed

  • @notjukebox7
    @notjukebox7 Před 3 lety +1

    When Tommy does anything that is a moderately good play he calls it a meta

  • @dylanjones6148
    @dylanjones6148 Před 3 lety

    I fucking love it when the Witcher music kicks in on these videos man.

  • @duncanwright8004
    @duncanwright8004 Před 3 lety

    Sardinia is one of my favourite starts

  • @coltonfox2373
    @coltonfox2373 Před 3 lety

    You know it’s hard when Tommy is 0-2 on the challange

  • @squidontheside5496
    @squidontheside5496 Před 3 lety

    You can change the succesion law to prevent your kingdom from falling apart

  • @mapleskii7690
    @mapleskii7690 Před 3 lety +1

    Tommy doing hoi4 100% : Oh my god this is cancer
    Tommy doing ck3 100% : I'll fucking do it again

  • @guptakritigya
    @guptakritigya Před 3 lety

    Tommy's smug face reminds me alot of billy butcher's smug face from the bous

  • @josefgriesch6875
    @josefgriesch6875 Před 3 lety +1

    Im kinda sad that we lost the old outro Musik :( now im sitting here saaaad

  • @ZombolicBand
    @ZombolicBand Před 3 lety +1

    King Kaiser of Italy.. lmao😅

  • @danieljabari1772
    @danieljabari1772 Před 3 lety

    I see that bleach OST Invasion. Well played

  • @latl089er
    @latl089er Před 3 lety

    Please more ck3 tommy :D

  • @Terrr05
    @Terrr05 Před 3 lety

    Rags to riches in around 300 years starting from Sardinia has been super fun for me. My current heir is the first male heir in 103 years, following a line of 3 beautiful, intelligent queens who also happened to be part of a coven of witches. Now, as a young military man, I've got my sights set on East Francia. I want to re-establish the Holy Roman Empire!

  • @henrycavillallah9613
    @henrycavillallah9613 Před 3 lety

    13:41-13:43 My dogs next to me while I’m watching this vid and he literally jumped and started growling at this

  • @silversnakeproductions3241

    Thats so cancerous that not only is your land divided by your sons but now its divided amongst your close relatives, extended family, inlaws, guy across the street named Paul and everyone you've ever met.

  • @previdio5961
    @previdio5961 Před rokem

    Is I want an entire Tommy's video speaking italian only

  • @martimferreira3433
    @martimferreira3433 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh, 100% achievements? What an original, fun and completely harmless idea! I can't see how this could possibly go wrong :)

  • @cindersofcreation
    @cindersofcreation Před 3 lety

    Started as a one county desert place became Empire of Ajuraan owning Outer and Inner Ajuraan in East Africa neighbor kingdom Adal declares war on me with like double troops, I surrender, become Vassal, Challenge him to fight, beat him, become ruler of all three to expand my empire. Then I realized how long it would take me to get tech and go fuedal because I didn't choose an already coptic fuedal african leader in the area and went tribal.

  • @giuseppecirimele5542
    @giuseppecirimele5542 Před 3 lety

    Ngl Tommy’s italian pronunciation is vero good

  • @matthewjmcgraw
    @matthewjmcgraw Před 3 lety

    tommy, use elective monarchy until you can get primogeniture

  • @aonirsplayground6224
    @aonirsplayground6224 Před 3 lety

    Tribal or pagan or something that allows to do "conquer duchy/county" becomes super strong because I can be a duke in sweden and capture the duchy of tunis just like that, I could even go for India afaik so its a bit broken in that regard.

  • @noximillianarchloreyt
    @noximillianarchloreyt Před 3 lety +1

    Tommy you should play zunbil dynasty and start praising the sun! It's hard af 🤣

  • @pwesiti
    @pwesiti Před 3 lety

    238k so close!

  • @Namo.
    @Namo. Před 3 lety

    i dont know whats going on but i like it

  • @thedoublesmsdansk
    @thedoublesmsdansk Před 3 lety

    tommy when my king dies and the land is spilt into countys in your realm its better to claim the province and then take it from them and if there comes a war out of it even better when you win take the land and then negeotiate realese with the person by making them renounce their claims

  • @nickguh1234
    @nickguh1234 Před 3 lety +2

    What is the title of music used in 22:56?

  • @theCHEATER141
    @theCHEATER141 Před 3 lety +1

    Nice

  • @Tenjay77
    @Tenjay77 Před 3 lety +15

    Long live the Alpha

  • @argentfox7564
    @argentfox7564 Před 3 lety

    Make a law to ur main holdings to feudal selective so u can vote for ur heir. I rage soo much b4 when my first char died and all i got is 1 county 😭

  • @is0lated
    @is0lated Před 3 lety

    Didn't know the majority of people played large countries to start, I usually almost always play counts unless I want to play a specific dynasty. Playing majors just isn't very fun.

  • @odstboo1471
    @odstboo1471 Před 3 lety

    1:40 When you get it in the future we will know its paradoxes fault.

  • @intuned373
    @intuned373 Před 3 lety

    I’ve been trying to play Sardinia successfully for so long...