The Haters Guide to the 2024 NFL Playoffs
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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2024
- Welcome to the playoffs. Things are going to probably be pretty wonky, like the season was. Perhaps two, maybe three teams that are somewhat competent as the rest flail around and will hope to God they're successful.
Unfortunately, I could not make this exclusive on a streaming service, so this video will have to do. It's probably for the best. - Sport
Thank you Tree for jinxing the Cowboys
Another year of laughing at their playoff failure
His O/U for Dak was sharper than all the lines out there though!
Is it really a jinx when the cowboys just cowboy.
@@TheRamtor we love garbage time scores lol
Weird how you deepthroating their loss, oh yeah I forgot it’s generational trauma. When your teams was getting bounced by them, your mothers was getting teamed by the Cowboys it made y’all have a vendetta against them 😂😂😂 (not even a Cowboys fan and find y’all weird)
Dak did throw over 400 yards and 4 TDs....but 2 of the TDs were in garbage time...and one was to Darnell Savage.
Cowboys chiefs would be the most insufferable Super Bowl we’ve had in a long time
And is the realistic predictive one, but Tree saved us
I might not watch that game if it happens
OMG, I don't know who'd I want to lose more... probably the Cowboys...
I think the Chiefs would imitate their wide receivers and drop their chance to make the Super Bowl this year
I predict the most unlikeable scenario paying out here: CHIEFS AND RAMS: Team Drama vs Goodell's Baby!
Cowboys going out like they did starts to feel like it’s part of their game plan
I want it to be cowboys lions. If the lions won that it would shut cowboys fans up for a while
The team is just an investment property to the owner. As long as x exceeds y and they're above .500 Jerry doesn't care. He only got rid of the coach because he'd look stupid if he didn't.
@MichaelWilliams-qo8el THIS, I actually think it's beneficial for the Cowboy org to be a middling team. Constantly riding on the Fandoms hope and cashing in. Yes they could go ALL IN for a SB but then what happens next season? It's easier contractually and just work wise to aim for playoffs rather than go all in for SB. Same could be said for Yankees, Lakers, Knicks, Cowboys
Damn I did not expect to find you here
It's a pipe dream, but I hope that Browns v. Lions happens. Two previous 0-16 teams meeting in their first Super Bowl would be the best timeline.
winner gets toledo
That’s legitimately the Super Bowl I want
That would be the most feel good Super Bowl ever. Regardless of who wins. We’re all happy.
Watching boomer ass joe VS new lions would be awesome
There's a couple matchups that I wouldn't bother watching. This, however, would be must watch TV.
I love being a Steelers fan.
There will be no changes in philosophy, there will be no new hires, we will learn nothing from our mistakes, and we will do it all over again next year. The way it should be.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be….
Stillers gahnta Super Bowl!!
Same as being a Seahawks fan! I may have an everlasting animosity towards the Steelers because of SB XL, but at least we have something in common to suffer with lol.
Truly the St. Louis Cardinals of the NFL.
After we win the SUPER BAHHHHLLL
Gotta hand it to the NFL scriptwriters. They’ve done a fantastic job at making this season insane. Let’s hope this continues in the playoffs.
Plus look at the logos the last 3 years the colors match the teams that played im not joking.
They’ve already setup some pretty interesting matchups, great job!
I don't really want them to, but if the Browns win the super bowl, that "NFL Script" commercial is gonna age like a fine wine.
you mean Tom Grossi?
As a bengals fan I highly disagree lmao
"This is our year!"
"It's coming home!"
English soccer fans have a lot more in common with Dallas fans than you think.
That’s very funny. Like legit funny. Real ass funny. I love making fun of the British and Dallas fans and you did both BRAVO sir
Absolutely my dude.
The Cowboys are Manchester United of the NFL
@@MrL1983and both their coaches/managers are ass
@@MrL1983at least Manchester United won something.
0:28 STEELERS(the cockroach)
1:29 DOLPHINS(Miami:Flatline)
2:30 BROWNS(The drunkhari)
3:38 TEXANS(budding adams)
4:38 CHIEFS(no catch of the day)
5:37 BILLS(9/11 motivation)
6:47 RAVENS(the harbor of unrest)
7:36 PACKERS(feeling the love)
8:45 RAMS(I still hate the logo)
9:28 EAGLES(brotherly shoved)
10:34 BUCS(we can’t escape them)
11:26 LIONS(let the engine purr)
12:31 COWBOYS(scooters vindication)
13:25 NINERS(mining for gold)
Nice 40k reference.
@@Khashmonet
Except Tree forgot that the Dark Eldar are also vampires of pain.
@@AdderTude No, that's accurate for the Browns. Just it's against the fans.
@@KhashmonetI’m pretty sure he even used the Dark Elf music from the Total War Warhammer games for the background.
What’s the music that plays during the Miami Dolphins segment? I recognize it but can’t put my finger on it.
10:26 wow… this aged impeccably
Tree's finally done it, he's finally organized the team logos based off of 1-7 seedings. Such a simplistic yet effective way to making a thumbnail. Give him a standing ovation.
I am literally shaking and crying rn…
About time!!
It only took seven years to manage lol.
The funny part is Tree got Dax's statline right and they STILL got blown to pieces.
It's crazy how much of a garbage time star padder Dak is. The score was 41-16 with 10 minutes left in the game
Cowboys have fallen victim to the Tree Curse and I fucking LOVE IT!! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the regular season was this insane. I can’t imagine how batshit the playoffs are going to be.
Don't get too excited. From my experience insane regular season means predictable playoffs.
Chiefs vs. Niners in the Superbowl. I hope I'm wrong
Browns vs Lions Super Bowl to sum up the ultimate chaos
Imagine the Steelers beat the Bills with the Stellers Elite Talent
@@gregdeandrea1450as a Raiders fan you better be wrong. That is nightmare fuel I already had to live through and it preceded a global pandemic
@@gregdeandrea1450I still remember last year’s NHL playoffs. All that chaos in the East while the West was just…*sigh*
As always
The healthiest team left is usually the one that wins the Super Bowl
Not y’all 😂😂😂😂
Not all the time.
Texans vs cowboys Super Bowl. Why? Because chaos.
@@scottwaldonah fam, it’s finna be cleveland vs tampa bay lmao
@@scottwaldoAn all-Texas Superbowl... His will be done.
14:57 That Cowboys segment aged like fine wine😂😂
What Tree said about the Lions was prophetic. At least we made it to the NFC Championship 💔
Everyone said that about the lions tbf lol
I’m anticipating us to get bounced early but as a Dolphins fan I think this year was the most fun I’ve had watching them in forever despite the valleys, I hope this year finally establishes a winning culture in the future that we have been missing for so long
I wish you good luck in the Kansas City cold.
fins finna get chilly 🐆🥶
Those injuries, man. Sometimes bad luck just takes a team down. But at least you guys have a hopeful future for years to come.
Happy for the Dolphins. Haven’t been as miserable as my Browns over the years, but not far off!
as rams fan it was cool to see jalen ball when he came back. rooting for yall
"Bills getting in their own way" is the best way to describe them this season. They had the potential to be undefeated if they didn't derp away several games.
This. They are basically 4 plays away from a 15 win season, Josh Allen MVP and Sean McDermott coach of the year. Instead they barely made it in, Josh Allen is known as the turnover guy and a bunch of fans were calling for mcdrrmotts head.
The Buffalo Bills are a Porsche 911 stuck in first. They will either blow up spectacularly under their own horsepower or find that extra gear and blow past anyone.
The Bills beat 3 playoff teams in their final 6 games. They are fully capable of going far....... Or imploding
@@JKSSubstandard”barely” yet got the two seed.
2 games away@@mbdg6810
@@mbdg6810in a very weak AFC
But the officials came through for them and now they’re in the playoffs😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely appreciate the Gunstar Heroes background music during the Bills segment. One of the best Genesis games of all time.
Me too. A fantastic Genesis classic for sure! The tune in the Bills segment is probably my personal fav from the game. Such a badass song.
It’s amazing how much power Treasure squeezed out of the Genesis for that game. No way in hell it would work on the SNES w/ the amount of sprites and explosions. 💥 🎮
As a Rams fan, I'm just glad that the Rams are in the playoffs. Rams were supposed to be in their 2nd year of rebuilding yet they were able to say "screw that" and go 6-1 in their last 7 games. If the Lions boot them out of the playoffs, I wouldn't be mad at that. Detroit in the playoffs is something almost every football fan supports. Detroit fans have been through a lot
I’m a Rams fan and I’m feeling the same way. I won’t be very upset if we lose to Detroit, in fact, I’d pull for them if the Rams lose to them. I’m still skeptical of LA’s upside, because if you look closely at our wins, our only good one was against a Cleveland team missing Denzel Ward, Amari Cooper, and a healthy Myles Garrett.
@@thekingbarrelmaker7642 I chalk the narrow wins up to two things: 1) Raheem having the defense take their foot off the gas and letting teams back into the game, and 2) which is probably the culprit in my opinion, is our special teams have been abysmal, the kicking is hit or miss for what normally seem like gimmies in terms of points, and the kick/punt return defense is basically a mirage, hopefully we can tighten up, but as stated, all the eggheads pegged us at maybe 7 wins tops and we're the 6th seed in a highly "competitive" NFC, this season has exceeded all expectations
@@legodude666 amen
Watch DET getting ass blasted by Refs to stage up SF/LAR part III.
@@thekingbarrelmaker7642 As a Niner fan, I feel the same way. If we are to fall short of winning the Super Bowl, I want Detroit to be the team that beats us.
You know what the worst case scenario is for the Rams? Your team beats Detroit by some absolute refball bullshit
“Learning experience” he said. 😂
From sportsball to haters guide season!
Here lies Urinatingtree's Super Bowl prediction
1/12/24-1/14/24
"Who fucking cares, Dallas is dead"
Seeing this after Green Bay absolutely dog walked Dallas is hilarious 😂
On behalf of Packers nation, we are happy to have made the entire nation happy with that game (other than chicago/Minneapolis)
At this point I have no expectations for the playoffs. Everything I thought about the season went wrong. Who knows we’re probably gonna have to watch Mason Rudolph vs Baker Mayfield in the SuperBowl with the way things have gone this year.
If the Super Bowl comes down to Steelers/Packers this year, I hope to God we get a collab between Tree and Grossi.
Watching this after Dallas got embarrassingly smacked at home by Green Bay
We have the jinx recorded. Congrats to the 49ers and Bills for finally achieving Chris Berman’s prophecy after 35 years.
49ers and Ravens, because the Bills are choking as usual
I mean he tried to Jinx the rangers in the WS and they still won 😅 ( I very much believe in it but can’t because I’m a Dallas fan)
@@ChiefBlue4298 bills are choking as in nearly winning out after being a .500 team
He jinxed the cowboys😂
Even if the Browns don’t make it past the Wild Card, this has been one hell of a ride. Honestly just glad we have stability in the front office and a winning culture. Wouldn’t trade this season for the world.
EDIT:
Can’t wait for these replies now, I’ve learned to just expect these outcomes.
Now all you have to do is burn that contract, and that team will be good.
Should have kept Baker. You’re gonna have to draft another qb. I don’t see Derapist winning anything
Their last playoff season *
As a Browns fan I want the icing on the cake
@blackscreen1810 he would have been eaten alive in the afc north. Joe Flacco doing this well in the same Browns offense says a lot about Bakers ability as a QB.
As an Eagles fan my 5th heart attack was something special, thanks Siriani!
Only the 5th? Dude you have strong heart
10:26. The good news is the Eagles didn't lose by 20. The bad news is they lost by 23.
This year was absolutely nuts. One of the wildest years of football I’ve ever seen. 70 points, 3-0 score in a dome, backups upon backups upon backups, THE STEELERS AND LIONS IN THE PLAYOFFS?!?!
This year’s script is on so many drugs, it’s as if Stephen King wrote it.
You mean Hunter S. Thompson perhaps?
They got 30 ghost writers trying to cram out something legible but there’s no editor to screen it.
"How do you beat this team? Hold a lead" well...that aged horribly
“enjoy that ass kicking and learning experience Green Bay” i wonder how that turned out🤔
delayed a week
"Such an on field abortion it should be protected under Roe v Wade" 😂😂😂 GOLD
I had to pause the video after that joke lmao
Came back after the dallas game:
Oof
2:30 Never change tree. Never change.
Context: Browns got blown out by Houston.
Texans one backfired. They were the healthiest they’ve been all year this game. They. Are. Dangerous.
2:30 had to do a double take at the Warhammer 40k reference. Not just that it was made but that it is...accurate to the Brown's defense
Edit: Also Deshaun Watson...
Or is it accurate because the Browns have about as many healthy players left on their roster as GW has Drukhari kits actually available in stock to even purchase?
(...now let's see how many more units those poor bastards will lose from their codex in 10th?!)
That and Cleveland is truly footballs Commorragh
This aged perfectly.
Only the jinx, half his takes were wrong.
The jinx is too powerful lmfao
As a Packers fan, thank you for jinxing the Cowboys!!
For once there are multiple teams in both conferences I'd like to see make it.
Any Super Bowl combination of Cleveland, Buffalo, San Francisco, and Detroit will do nicely.
That packers cowboys prediction aged well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:26 this aged like fine wine
*_TIMESTAMPS_*
0:24 The Cockroach *_(Pittsburgh Steelers...plus a wild SeatGeek plug appears 🤣)_*
1:24 Flatline: Miami *_(Miami Dolphins)_*
2:18 The Drukhari *_(Cleveland Browns)_*
3:30 Budding Adams *_(Houston Texans)_*
4:33 (No) Catch Of The Day *_(Kansas City Chiefs)_*
5:31 9/11 Motivations *_(Buffalo Bills)_*
6:40 The Harbor Of Unrest *_(Baltimore Ravens)_*
7:28 Feeling The Love *_(Green Bay Packers)_*
8:41 I Still Hate The Logo *_(Los Angeles Rams)_*
9:20 Brotherly Shoved *_(Philadelphia Eagles)_*
10:23 We Can't Escape Them *_(Tampa Bay Buccaneers)_*
11:18 Let The Engine Purr *_(Detroit Lions)_*
12:25 Scooter's Vindication *_(Dallas Cowboys)_*
13:21 Mining For Gold *_(San Francisco 49ers)_*
14:19 *And The Jinx Award Goes To...*
15:04 *_OUTRO_*
this already aged like cheese. i love trees channel. please never stop jinxing the cowboys
Thank you for all the content this season UT!
“FUCK IT THEYRE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL”
*With seat geek* 😭😭😭
Cowboys Chiefs aged like milk.
13:53 Congrats, Tree!
You just jinxed the packers to yet another choke to the 49ers!
To be fair, 49ers have been owners of the Green Bay Packing Co. since the turn of the century in terms of playoff games.
The Green Bay comment aged like milk left in a car in the middle of summer in Florida
As a lifelong browns fans, it honestly makes me tear up hearing UT talk about us in a way that is “this team is legit, and they are built to play tough football and win games”. Please just make the divisional round, I’ll be so happy
Browns have come a long way from the Lolcow video Tree made years ago 😌
I'm sorry
Rip
The little bit around 2:34 from the brothers who do Oblivion skits: "have you heard of the high elves?" is just pure gold, well done sir.
Shoutout to playoff lamar glad he could show up when it mattered for my chiefs 🙏
As a packers fan, I’m absolutely LOVING the take
The curse is real! Congratulations, Cowboys!😂
As a Packers fan, Thank you!
For UT, all that matters is that the STILLERS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!
Cleveland's "235 million dollar albatross". That line alone was worth it.😂😅
Flatline Miami is perfect! Horse Steppin by Sun Araw is so fitting, as the opening song for the HLM series it will open a world of possibilities for the Dolphins this postseason. Excellent work UT!
Man than comment on Green Bay getting smoked by Dallas aged like milk
Can’t wait for the “Congrats Cowboys!” video
Total war battle song for the raven is insane
Ik I wasn’t the only one who noticed that😭
So...
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!?!?!?
HE ALREADY GOT THE COWBOYS THANK YOU TREE 🙏🙏🙏
Cowboys/Chiefs eh?
Knowing what happened in the MLB Postseason hater's guide, the two teams that beat Dallas and Kansas City will face off in the Super Bowl.
dolphins packers? 😂
womp womp
UrinatingTree- Videos like this are why I keep coming back to your channel--especially because of the sarcastic/snide comments & remarks that you make.
The funniest one that got me going, for example was the one you made around 1:25-1:29 about the Super Bowl & the Pittsburgh Steelers while simultaneously plugging SeatGeek.
Excellent work!...
Loved that tree used Rome: Total War music 😂 that's awesome
And we get a repeat of SB54. We are f*cked
It's like when the cavs and warriors played each other in 4 straight nba finals, and I say this as a cavs fan
@@katzinhatz1it's like the more we change, the more it stays the same.
Bro predicted Philly
aaaaand the cowboys are elimianted. there goes that prediction
Bro was wrong about the eagles…
They lost by 23 not 20😂😂😂😂
Think my Ravens got it this year... I think it's the rule of 12. Every 12 years, we win a Super Bowl. 2000, '12... This Year... If it proves true, I'm booking tickets to the '36 Super Bowl.
Technically, it’s still the ‘23 season so you’ll probably have to wait another year.
I just ask for them to show up... That's all I am asking for
This season has been such a clusterfuck, which means these playoffs are somehow gonna have some of the best football we have ever witnessed. Its our destiny.
That description of Pittsburgh and Tree is full blown Yinzer. Also warhamer reference 😂
“This is such a on field Abortion that it should be protected under Roe v. Wade”
-UrinatingTree
Good work Tree, another successful season of Sportsball
He was so right about the Eagles.
The section about MY Browns…. I am literally shaking and crying right now. Thank you 🙏🏻 🥹🥲
*HOW BOUT DEM COOOOWWBOOOOOOOYYYYZZ!?!?*
The only thing that might be more embarrassing than this performance is if Jerry decides to keep McCarthy.
@@thekingbarrelmaker7642 *JERRY ANNOUNCES HES KEEPING MCCARTHY*
ONCE AGAIN EVERYONE,
*HOOOOW BOOOUUT DEEM COOOOOWWWBOOOYYZZ?!?!*
And Tree got one of the team correct. The Chiefs are really the next Patriots.
Well that prediction died three games in
All I wanted was Browns v Lions.
All I wanted was the memes.
How about them COWBOYS?
It's going to be hilarious imagining Rodgers on the couch watching his replacement lead a 9-8 Packers team to the Super Bowl.
Browns Lions Super Bowl would be the craziest outcome of this for sure.
Bet
It’s the one I want. I hope it happens!
As a Ravens fan, I want them to please, PLEASE finally get past the divisional round. For some reason, this is the one round that for some reason has constantly been like a brick wall to them. They just need to be focused, DON'T overlook their opponent like they did in the 2019 season, and fight it with everything they've got and more and don't stop; not even for a moment.
My team is Seattle so I have to adopt another one for the post season. I always have liked Lamar Jackson and I truly want to see him have a post season for the ages that'll shut up his haters for good.
Then pray the Bills TCB
The curse is finally ending this year. Kyle Hamilton is the next Ed Reed and Patrick Queen has seemingly improved every single game since getting pushed over by Derrick Henry. Not to mention the offense and Lamar Jackson. It’s Super Bowl or Bust.
its time for your recessive genes to come back out
@@frostedicepharoah7723offense went absolutely bust against the chiefs, shame they looked like the best team in the nfl
I'll always appreciate the Rome Total War soundtracks you sneak in to these videos
My team went one and done, but at least I'm not a Dallas fan. The Rams bothered to put up a fight against Detroit. Unlike dem boyz.
Dak prediction aged well
My college days were spent in Meadville PA. I'm a Jets fan. These were the days of the Two Terrys. These were the Mean Joe Greene, Bradshaw, Franco, Frenchy, Rocky et al. I still shiver when I see the Steelers, even though that was a LONG time ago. However you get traumatized, the Steelers will do it to you.
This bears fun was not expected that Matt Naggy Joke! Man that just made my day!
I have a serious question? Is gambling getting too big in the NFL? I mean, the Browns give up 45 points, the Eagles looked like a worker who just handed in his notice, the Cowboys, well, we saw what happened there. The only legit looking game was the Lions and even that was a little iffy. Something’s not right here.
My heart wants a Lions/Texans Super Bowl with Detroit taking it all. My head says Eagles/Ravens and Baltimore making short work of it.
i want the same but Texans winning it tho
Buddy, I have a hard time imagining the Eagles getting past the Bucs.
I want to see the Texans run the miracle gauntlet but it all comes down to if stroud can match up to flacco.....
god that sounds weird to say now.
UrinatingTree- As a Chicago Bears fan, I have no problem in openly admitting that I agree with the caption that you put up on the screen around 3:59 as far as Lovie Smith.
Great job...
The curse did great
God I CAN NOT wait for the Haters guide to the AFC and NFC championship lets go @urinatingTree !!
As a Browns fan I'm loving this "Dark Elves" persona you've given them. 💪This team is mean, regardless the amount of insurmountable injuries. This team will drag you down. 🧡
Enjoy the off-season and DeRapist cap hell 👍
Well the whole thing is a warhammer 40k reference. When the team name came up Drukhari I had to do a double take. I'm surprised no one else has really mentioned it.
@@HeWhoPlaysLoLTree jinxed the heck out of us.