Beating Tears of the Kingdom with My Meat
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- čas přidán 29. 06. 2023
- The hardest challenge in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Can one man beat the game with his meat? -- You need to absolutely pound Ganondorf into the ground and smash him, like the Goron Chief says.
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#pointcrow #zelda #tearsofthekingdom - Hry
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You would be selling that wouldn’t you
AIGHT BET
Alr will do
Yum 🤤
Sandiwhcg
I can’t believe I live in a world where a character with my name is beating a villain called Ganondorf with his meat
Edit for people who don't understand : There was a guy that said he made better content that PointCrow where my comment stands today. he deleted it, but the chain stands as a relic to time itself.
Enjoy the absolute ROASTING that came next.
@@davidlol2080No.😊
btw you commented this 3 times.
And only 196 subscribers ??? :(
Edit : And stealing MR Breast's Profile picture ???
You must be desperate for subs.
@@davidlol2080 I think someone has a little crush on pointcrow 🥺
@@axthxrnto be fair we all saw what that meat do 😳
@@davidlol2080that definitely made sense
Ganondorf Dragmire
Eric is definitely more mature than a 12 year old
no doubt about it. definitely MORE mature.
At least 13
12 and a few days
13 year old tho…
This video made me think about the differences between the subtlety and class of British humor & the aggressive crassness of American humor. Guess which category this one falls into.
The climax to this story was wildly breath taking and almost brought a tear to my eye
Hehe “climax”
@@for4269nyehehehe
Gyahahahaha
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
WILDLY BREATH!!11!! breath of the wild1!!11!!1!11!!!!! TEAR? TEAR OF THE KINGDOM!1!!!!11!1!1!11!!!
11:29 the way he said “go to Gannon” makes me think he said “come to Gannon” beforehand and chat freaked out
Point Crow: This is gonna be a very hands on challenge.
Random Chatter: I Hate it here.
Lol I saw that too
I also saw that 😂
Feels like a random solder during the chalenge run in a stratigic game
Can’t forget about “are you gonna give Zelda your meat”
“he’s all meat, no nut”
PointCrow's ability to constantly make unintended innuendos is the most impressive part of this run
This was definitely intended 💀
It was definitely intended.
You guys ever played portal
@@Adrevenue1331 my mind is telling me no
@@Zebra_Mbut my body! My body, is telling me yeeaass!!!
I like how the second he said "family friendly" the entire chat collectively cussed
"link is double stuffed now, just look at whats on his back" i cant with this guy TwT
Watching Eric finish on stream was one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever seen.
Underrated comment 💀
God damn it.
...and all he did was smash a few monsters with his giant weapon.
STOP THIS 🤣🤣
yea he rileaved his meat live
I really do love how he beat the game with his meat the entire way through. Truly emotional ending too.
-Rachel Carson (1907-1964)
“Wonder and humility are wholesome emotions, and they do not exist side by side with a lust for destruction.”
El asombro y la humildad son emociones sanas, y no coexisten con el ansia de destrucción.
@@democracymeansdcstatehood3606i beat that sentence with my meat
Must have been sensational
111 👍
Agreed
The sword that SEARS the darkness had me in tears
R.I.P wolf link, he will now be remembered as raw dawg😩
i love how you can always smack your meat on enemies to make them come to you
😩
I wonder what would happen if you did that with zelda/purah🤔
@@Dado_nastroPurah probably loves meat, especially if Link is offering it.
NAH Y’ALL NASTY😂😂😂
PAUSE
The final battle between the Hero of Meat and Veganondorf was pretty epic ngl
"Vegandorf"
Most underrated comment ever😂😂
Fr fr
W comment
Fricking Veganondorf got me
for real loll
I loved how the puns constantly switched between literal meat and other meat
9:47 That's quite the explosion that came out of his meat
Prematurely
This comments section is just completely unhinged 💀
I love how this run ends with the final blow all over Ganondorf's head.
@@fishmonger8846if link wasn’t there, gannondorf would’ve won. He definitely came at the right tine.
@@masked497he came for Zelda too.
Don't forget that at the beginning of the final fight, Link just plopped his meat down on Zelda's forehead.
Why?
Please, PLEASE STOP
Can't believe you managed to smash the demon king
this is such an underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beaten and tenderized, yes.
@@Cadell265💀
@@Cadell265NAHHHHHHH💀💀💀💀💀💀
18:48 I’ve never seen anyone sequentially experience so many emotions so rapidly in my entire life.
18:55 did anyone else read this as “The Horniest’s Dramatic Escape”?
Wow this is insane. You beat so many people with your meat.
Technically it is almost beatable just for the final strike there wasn't meat on his sword
Agreed
That secret boss fight with Zelda was awesome
@@thatoneweirdphoenix709 same, that penetration mechanic was so cool to watch! i loved the cutscene.
@@sheeeesh42069 😏
Point crow has been practicing to beat a lot of stuff with his meat i’m surprised he lasted this long
💀
he’ll probably blow it soon enough
LAMOO
I think zuggling made him last a bit longer than he would have otherwise.
Agreed
HE SOUND LIKE THE YIGA😂 10:34
Coming from finishing your full play through with you crying at the ending to you beating everything with meat.. I expect nothing less 😂
He beat the game with his meat better then I beat the game normally 💀
You gotta learn how to beat your meat.
@@DiaomBayet beat your meat and with your meat*
He beat the game with his meat better than I beat my meat normally 💀
He beat the game with his meat better then I beat my meat normally 💀
He has plenty of experiance
my favorite part of tears of the kingdom is when link said "it's meatin' time" and meated all over them
Don't we all?
14:17 NAHHHH THE SUBTITLES SAYS 'THAT'S THE POWER OF SUCKLING YOUR MEAT'
15:23 welcome back to the depths
Eric never fails to beat our meat.
WAIT NO-
He's really good with his meat
@@RaylachanHe's really good with all of our meat.
ayo what 😂 😂 😂
Yea and soon he will beat his
I’m so glad we finally got to see you put your meat into action Eric!!!😁😁
@@davidlol2080 shut up bot
Probably the first and last time of his life
hi my names action
I expect nothing less (and nothing more) from the PointCrow community
@@QuokkadilloBRO 😭😭
Did you know Zelda canonically swallows? #tmhns
I caught you! No more hiding!
I love how at 4:17 he says "This is a family friendly stream" and then IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS I look in chat and just see "Do you think viagra does sponsorships?"
Way to take "try not to get age-restricted challenge" to the next level.
The fact that Eric immediately made meat club mercy just because chat wanted it is the definition of loyalty
It took me way too long to realise you meant merch-
@@The-Branch wait I didn't even realize I made a type LMAO
*TYPO GOD DAMMIT
i was staring at htis comment for like 3 minutes
GOLDIE I FOUND YOUUUU HI (it’s Gummi/lobster)
Fun fact: I was playing TOTK while having this in the background and I was doing the “Meat for meat” sidequest
“We’re gonna zuggle our meat sticks…” had me dying 😂
Pointcrow, 2023
29:20
"The sword that seers the darkness
The blade of vegans bane
The master meat"
Perfect
"The ultimeat weapon"
Meatster Sword
I call upon vegans bane
The master meat above all.
4:27
"i mean link is double stuffed rn" 💀💀
29:02
"We drop the meat on Zelda's head" 💀
I was actually physically stunned by how hard the new merch goes
PointCrow never fails to keep us satisfied with his meat🤤
that stupid fucking emoji makes this 10x better
What do you mean by this. Explain this.
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Do you see how hard he pounded Ganandorf to the ground? 😏
Crazy to think that Ganondorf spent thousands of years building his strength to get his revenge on Hyrule, just to be beat by Link’s meat 🤣🤣🤣
wait IS GANONDORF GAY
12:10 "why is there random meat in the forest?"
Seconds later: gets struck by lightning
I guess we know why now
22:30 best line in the entiregame. Im happy im not the only person who thought of this
This is SEAR-iously the kind of content you can expect from this channel! Not just well-done, but rare and hard to find anywhere else on the internet.
Nice
nice
The way he turns raw footage into well-done, and rare content.
I hate well done ngl medium rare and medium well is the best
You know, coming up with a good meat pun can be really *hard.* It takes a *seasoned* jokester and a lot of *tender,* loving care. Finding a good meat pun is *rare,* but if you are able to get *raw* laughter from it, I'd say it's a job *well done.*
Have fun *chewing* on this advice. I hope it's not too hard to *swallow!*
Insane how Eric can beat his meat to anything. Truly inspirational. One of the Zelda youtubers of all time.
A very high steaks adventure. Time to meat your maker, Ganondorf.
"I want two more things." *Walks to purah*
12:13, Imagine if this was your no-damage run 🤣
I wish he said “so that’s why there’s seared steak here”
29:02 "we drop the meat on Zelda's head" Meatcrow, 2023
This has to be one of my favorite videos yet! You really are a Zelda Pro
Loved the video man. You always seem to have the most interesting videos on speedruns and whatnot.
The more challenges we do, the more Ganondorf’s underestimation towards Link and humiliation at his defeat makes sense
"beaten... BY THIS TWINK'S MEAT?!"
@@aceofjacks7071I wouldn't mind being Ganon in that case 🤤
@@anormalcorpus4804I wouldn't mind being link in this situation.
3:09 Freudian slip
16:19 "What!"
13:47 poor zelda💀
i know it couldn't be further from the point of this meat video, but it never occured to me that if you didn't awaken all the sages, you had to actually fight the boss rush. what an insane final fight
15:43 made me burst out laughing and my roommate checked to see if I was ok
also his smile at 28:51 lmao
13:06 “guzzling meat”💀
2:34
holy shit he actually pronounced "gonna" correctly for once
15:56 he really hit a female with his meat, then proceeded to ride her with his meat out, to later feel tired and sore, having to let go of her to lay down and rest with his meat to recover from that moment..
21:12 when Link wakes up his stamina bar is empty💀
My Raw Meat Meat Club shirt is one of my favourite shirts I own. It came immediately soft, not in that "kinda stiff fabric" way shirts usually come. I wear it all the time.
7:25 meat vs banana
You should try to beat totk with only shrine loot, wich means you can only get stuff from shrines
That's interesting.
Do you mean only the stuff gotten in shrine chests, or can you use stuff dropped by enemies?
@@garlicmayo-nee8126good question. That is an important thing to determine.
We should establish a *meat* ing about this
Last thing I thought of is whether you would be allowed to get and use the light of blessings for health or stamina, or whether you just have to leave without completing it?
I’m so glad to see your meat Eric! I understand that this was *long* and *hard*, but I’m pretty sure that you enjoyed it.
I guess you could say he was satisfied with the quality of the meat.
R.I.P Wolf link, he got massacred in the black mesa research facility, and when link ( Botw- Totk ) tried to summon him, he was allready dead, and his dead body was summoned, let him rest in peace.
2:00 link is eating link
I laughed so hard at the title that my chest legitimately hurts. I feel like I displaced my ribs ow
Dw, lemme help.
_violently shoves ribs into proper positions with horrible cracking and popping sounds_
There we go.
I think I dislocated my meat watching this (womp womp)
What the hell
@@blakksheep736 I don't mean to be rude or anything, but...
wtf
@@tetrakitty1588 you're welcome. 😊
You know it’s a good, challenging, and meaty playthrough when merch is made just for it.
“Beating my meat with tears of the kingdom”
"Head to head"...
"Meat with a banana"...
"Let's get our steering stick"...
This is absolutely bonkers and I loved every second.
Great video man! Playing TotK with hands-on, meat beating action and experince was incredible. Keep up the great work!!
This is a really hard challenge. Only sometimes, though.
@@arcticplays5234especially the Zelda boss fight
14:51 LINK STROKES 4 BIG MEN WITH HIS MEAT😦 (EMOTIONAL, POLICE CALLED)
Don’t you mean a family of four
@@RobodorisenI remember that joke 😂
2:38 is what I actually did when I first played totk 😂😂😂love the vids PointCrow! ❤❤❤
No way 😂3:33
My laughter throughout this video was almost as hard as the way Link bеаt Ganondorf with his mеаt
Now that Ive beat the game I dont need to avoid spoilers which means this is the first full playthrough Ive watched
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is an… interesting play-through.
The planets: Dude ur killing my children Pointcrow: YUM TASTY
It’s just the utter joyful look on Eric’s face while playing with his meat that really makes me happy 😂
We might never see a better thumbnail and title combination
Hello patterrz
Wait how the hell is patterz not at the upper part of the comemtns
I don't think anyone has held his meat so consistantly over such a long time on stream. World record! Incredible!
Purah:
“Now make sure to hit Ganon right in the face for me!”
Me:
…
“We don’t have much protection” got me dying 💀
Petition to have PointCrow try to beat Ganondorf with only the Yiga Earthquake move.
28:51 the way eric says "You know it! 😃" here is so funny to me lmaooo
"It's like this place was made for me!" 'Gets struck by lightning'
“Hang on, let me turn on TTS.”
“N I C E M E A T”
“Okay I regret that.”
3:48
this image goes hard, feel free to screenshot
Ong 💀🙏
13:24 Ah yes the game telling you that you can't take out your stick of meat here
11:05 you should’ve dyed it white
This is an underrated comment
Finally we have the master meet ! 💀
Sending thoughts and prayers for your meat recovery! Beating meat for such a long stream is truly astonishing! 🎉
Wow… I saw Eric react to the meat arrow but I didn’t think he would go this far💀
3:48 bro really just took pictures at the old zoo and pretended it was the wilderness
Accidentally mounting the deer was the funniest part of this whole thing 😂
This is a work of art. This really changed my life thank you Eric.
This game is art
6:43 is so hilarious out of context and the best part is I could clearly tell it sounded better in your head than it did when you said it out loud
And then you winced in cringe, keep up the grind Eric. This vid really made my day
12:15 (queue Hercules) AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!