If new guy had any sense he would encourage the hazing. Get them to send him on some fools errand off the job site and spend the whole shift at home playing Stellaris or something. If the boss man calls just tell him that you can't find the glass hammer anywhere but you aren't coming back until you do. Nothing better than a sponsored day off. Best part of being the new guy.
I did this in the Army. New unit, New private fresh out of AIT. Got sent for "exhaust bearings for the Humvee". So I went "Roger Sgt" and fucked off on top of a connex for 6 hours napping and watching the clouds. Got the "where the hell are you" call, said still looking as I climbed down so they could hear the movement and huffing, then popped up still on the phone and told him "yeah I couldn't find any"
Was working in a wire mill and this dude kept bugging everybody. Foreman sent him to me cuz his line was stacked with orders that were gravy. I had a messy changeover to do and said "you know what ill humor ya. He can help me with this changeover in exchange for learning my machines." He stood there the whole time, hands in his pockets, me covered in gear grease. I kept my cool. Finally said "Aight now for the last part i need a new gear key. Here, take this certificate to the maintenance manager. He'll give ya the key to the basement storeroom. Thats where we keep the gear keys." "Certificate" was a note that said "play along john and ill buy you a 6 pack." John gave him a key that he couldnt figure out what it went to said "yeah ya walk about 300' down that way and it's on the left." All this started at like 9pm working night shift 7-7. About 4am my foreman came to me and asked "did you send the new guy to the basement for a gear key?" I started laughing and said "well goddamn...i forgot about that...figured he was smart enough to figure it out." He says "he didn't. I'll tell him around 6:30 ish...hes still looking for a door. Everybody kept giving him vague directions...don't do this anymore but i wanna see it play out."
Hilarious! I once watched a new framing helper frantically tear up the back of boss man's truck full of junk for an hour looking for a board stretcher. Framer needed that specific board asap, and it was an inch too short. 😂 ...and there was a ton of new lumber on site.
@@OneOddDuck it was a single floor building built like a pole barn. Which made it even better. Closest thing to a "basement" was the grease pit under one of the machines. Was a glorious night.
Beee-u-tiful😂😂 I got to say this man to the new meat, take the heat new meat because if they give you shit then they like your shit and that means you're good shit. But remember you are new meat, which means you ain't shit.
i gotta say, with the new filter they use on roscoe, its about to bring me to tears. he looks like, and almost sounds like my grandfather who passed away 2 years ago. and i miss him dearly, so thank you for making it feel like i get to see him one last time
Uh oh. Angry inter. My old trainer would carry a pack of juice boxes and throw a trainee one when he'd get mad and tell him, "Sit down and drink your juice box youngin"
Ricky, Rosco, and the boss man are my kind of people to work around. 😂. You just gotta learn to laugh at yourself. It's true. If they like you, they'll mess with you. 😂😂
Ricky actually exists here... I used to work with Bobby Kohler for many years... The fact is I hired him the year I went in business. He was a total green horn... That was one of his favorites OR DO YOU WANNA GET BEAT THE FUCK UP!!!! For years the dude actually thought I didn't like him. My business partner and I eventually took him out on my boat a few times fishing and cruising around 4rth of Julys for a few years. He was just a helper but we were always picking and pranking on him & it also went back and forth at first okay before it started getting rough. Eventually Bobby began to know his job and do his job well and then along came the next Ricky Bobby!!!!!
This is without a doubt the best shit talking season I have ever seen. I haven’t worked on any job sites like this so I haven’t been privileged to bee around it. Good clean shit talking! 😂
That was incredible! I laughed way harder than I should have! Blue man group?! Fold your T-shirt with you i. it?! MMA coaches asking how?! Omg, I’m dying!! Take me now Jesus!!! 😂😂😂😂
Ya know, sometimes I do miss construction work. Was a carpenter for a little over a decade, and this is basically a convo we had with a new hand that we actually liked. Right up until this convo.
Hahaha yep I thought I was tuff back in the day and it took me a few days before I could see again. Had to wait for the swelling to go down in both eyes hahaha
Stay buttery bread stick😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing like a Wolf in the cold Wisconsin air looking like a crazy people in front of all the rich people. Walking down the sidewalk😂😂😂😂😂
"I do not Identify as a play set. So you Will not be swinging on me." Sweet lord this man is a genius. Thousands of years from now people will be talking about This Man's teachings the way we talk about the writings of Plato.
My God this is somehow one of your funniest videos yet that has made it to CZcams this one is f****** hilarious and the one about Roscoe seeing worst rainouts and Ricky over here talking about what do you mean this ain't a rain out it's a flood out talking about he got to go get a canoe so he don't drown
Seen a couple of the new videos ,and all are great . Roscoe's beard getting whiter , Father Time is undefeated . Hope we aren't fixin to lose ol'boy .😢
If new guy had any sense he would encourage the hazing. Get them to send him on some fools errand off the job site and spend the whole shift at home playing Stellaris or something. If the boss man calls just tell him that you can't find the glass hammer anywhere but you aren't coming back until you do. Nothing better than a sponsored day off. Best part of being the new guy.
You have good taste in games 👌
Always fun when you send the new guy off to find the glass windows for the forklift so you can work through the rain😂
I did this in the Army. New unit, New private fresh out of AIT. Got sent for "exhaust bearings for the Humvee". So I went "Roger Sgt" and fucked off on top of a connex for 6 hours napping and watching the clouds. Got the "where the hell are you" call, said still looking as I climbed down so they could hear the movement and huffing, then popped up still on the phone and told him "yeah I couldn't find any"
@@ThrawnFett123 I loved sending new sailors in my time in the Navy to find the batteries for the sound powered telephones. 🤣
@@tyronesimons5526 I second this
"I don't identify as a playset, so you will not be swinging on me."
...that one is going in my book.
its already loaded into my book as well...haha
Word same here
Also beating someone's ass like a drum from blue man group. That's one vivid mental image right there
Folding you up inside your shirt..
"No, seeing red is like an euphemism, a synonym, an idiom..."
"My God, he's speaking in tongues, the heat done got to him!"
That Roscoe line, " I'll make your shoulders clap, I'll hit you so hard." Classic. 😂
I about died when he said that shit 😂😂
I'm a steal that one!
That had me busting up laughing.
I laughed so hard I whistled.
That line has no reason hitting so hard
Pun intended
Rosco must be doing something right he looks younger😂
Just For Men
I dont like it
Was thinking the same thing
He been taking those rhino pills and chugging Red Bulls. That’s how he got a little younger
@@chrisjinxxx6164 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always be concerned when Ricky and Roscoe come together and agree on something 😂😂
Roscoe with his old school euthenisms...(was that the right term? Can't remember)
@@amberg4131 Euphemism, but I like your thinking 😂
@@dtramel thank you so much so it Euphemism not euthenisms😔🥲🙃
😅 Actually euthanize more accurately describes Roscoes manner than euphemisms
Was working in a wire mill and this dude kept bugging everybody. Foreman sent him to me cuz his line was stacked with orders that were gravy. I had a messy changeover to do and said "you know what ill humor ya. He can help me with this changeover in exchange for learning my machines." He stood there the whole time, hands in his pockets, me covered in gear grease. I kept my cool. Finally said "Aight now for the last part i need a new gear key. Here, take this certificate to the maintenance manager. He'll give ya the key to the basement storeroom. Thats where we keep the gear keys."
"Certificate" was a note that said "play along john and ill buy you a 6 pack." John gave him a key that he couldnt figure out what it went to said "yeah ya walk about 300' down that way and it's on the left."
All this started at like 9pm working night shift 7-7. About 4am my foreman came to me and asked "did you send the new guy to the basement for a gear key?" I started laughing and said "well goddamn...i forgot about that...figured he was smart enough to figure it out." He says "he didn't. I'll tell him around 6:30 ish...hes still looking for a door. Everybody kept giving him vague directions...don't do this anymore but i wanna see it play out."
If you can keep a straight face while messing with someone like that, damn I do not want to ever play poker with you. That had to be fucking hilarious
Omfg, that's the best comment ever...😂
You sir, deserve a 6 pack yourself
Hilarious! I once watched a new framing helper frantically tear up the back of boss man's truck full of junk for an hour looking for a board stretcher. Framer needed that specific board asap, and it was an inch too short. 😂 ...and there was a ton of new lumber on site.
@@OneOddDuck it was a single floor building built like a pole barn. Which made it even better. Closest thing to a "basement" was the grease pit under one of the machines. Was a glorious night.
"I'd do yer best not to find out."
Especially with Roscoe.
This is the comment I was looking for. 👌
The keys in the ambulance comment from Roscoe...absolute old man wisdom. 😂
Gonna beat you like a drum in the blue man group. That was pure comic gold there. Especially using Rosco to deliver it. Lol
"I'll make your shoulders clap."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brother I didn't even make it a minute and I was dyin. Speakin in tongues 😂😂😂
Beee-u-tiful😂😂
I got to say this man to the new meat, take the heat new meat because if they give you shit then they like your shit and that means you're good shit. But remember you are new meat, which means you ain't shit.
Bruh!! That playset comment from roscoe had me in tears 😂
"I do not identify as a playset, so ain't no-one gonna be swinging on me!" 🤣😂🤣🤣😬
Totally going to use this when I can
Made my day 😂 and BTW, do you know if Ricky is going to be hanging out with Pablo tonight for Cinco de Mayo?
As if he'd miss that!
He frickin better be... Lol
Depends on the lunch Pablo’s wife packed. Can’t hang out if your in a food coma
i gotta say, with the new filter they use on roscoe, its about to bring me to tears. he looks like, and almost sounds like my grandfather who passed away 2 years ago. and i miss him dearly, so thank you for making it feel like i get to see him one last time
I mean if you die you'll see him sooner don't worry he's nearby.
"I think he's having a brain aneurysm right now. How many fingers am I holding up?"
Best line
ROFLMAO!!!! I have literally lost count the number of times I've seen this exact scenario play out. Almost word for word 😂🤣😂
MMA coaches will bail us out just to ask how we train 😂😂😂😂😂
My boy said "I'll make your shoulders clap!" 😅😂
Uh oh. Angry inter. My old trainer would carry a pack of juice boxes and throw a trainee one when he'd get mad and tell him, "Sit down and drink your juice box youngin"
You know what if I was thrown a juice box and told to sit down and drink it I would purely based off the fact that he brought it for that
Ricky, Rosco, and the boss man are my kind of people to work around. 😂. You just gotta learn to laugh at yourself. It's true. If they like you, they'll mess with you. 😂😂
The clean shining white new hard had. Nice touch guys. Give him a sticker for the next episode. 😊 We were all there once
One of my favorite skits. Freaking hilarious.
I would like to see a video of new guy vs tool room tommy one of these days. This channel really is a gem.
Great content bro ~ lmao - 'They mess with you cause they like you' Is 100% honest! New guys - this understanding is priceless.
this shit kills me every time
funny af
Laughing my Ass off. 😂😂😂 When Ricky said "YOU'LL GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT".... Priceless 😂😂😂
Ricky actually exists here... I used to work with Bobby Kohler for many years... The fact is I hired him the year I went in business. He was a total green horn... That was one of his favorites OR DO YOU WANNA GET BEAT THE FUCK UP!!!! For years the dude actually thought I didn't like him. My business partner and I eventually took him out on my boat a few times fishing and cruising around 4rth of Julys for a few years. He was just a helper but we were always picking and pranking on him & it also went back and forth at first okay before it started getting rough. Eventually Bobby began to know his job and do his job well and then along came the next Ricky Bobby!!!!!
I do not identify as a swing set you not going be swinging on me!! I died that was so good
Oh I dont think Roscoe's kidding one bit after what he did to ricky 😂😂😂😂
Ol' boy's just mad he couldn't find the pipe stretcher and failed his id10t test
You forgot about the sky hook
@@FireFox-yz9ux the red sky hook or the blue?
That id10t test is a m@%#f#%#r, lots of new guys have trouble with it.
"Eufaninum..." Bwahaha!
Make my man’s shoulders clap!!!! That has to be the best line my friend.
See Reeedddd 😂 we would fold to shirt with you in it! 🤣😂 *Classic*
These just keep getting funnier & funnier, cheers for the laughs brother!
Every job site I've been on...ever. These guys know what it's like.
🎉 love it..🎉 keep um coming....😊...JJ...
"I'll make ya shoulders clap, I'll hit you so fuckin hard", had me choking, I was laughing so hard! I'm using that lol
Whatever filter you’re using for the Roscoe character got an update or finally fell in love with you because it’s doing its with 300% efficiency. 👌
Identify as a playset!! Haven't heard that one before!!
ive heard "im not tree, so your not going to be swinging on me!" 😂😂
This was a Good one...THANX for the laugh. 😆
This guy never fails to make me laugh
Probably your best show ever. Lol! Love it!
This was definitely a top 5 video, great skit man.
"My God, he's speaking in tongue, the heat done got to him" lmaoo 😂😂
Wire stretcher, skyhooks, and 3-phase wire nuts are my preferred new guy tasks.
Wire rollers exist… they literally stretch the wire out by rolling them…
Finally an instructional video for heavy trades! Will start using this in orientation meetings!!!! 😂😂😂
Roscoes new look is awesome no more two toned beard love the videos keep em coming best ones we’re about Pablo
This is without a doubt the best shit talking season I have ever seen. I haven’t worked on any job sites like this so I haven’t been privileged to bee around it. Good clean shit talking! 😂
I never heard so many words of encouragement.
So true. Guys said the same about me. "If he's not yelling at you,pack your bags, you will be gone in a week". If I yelled at you I liked you.
I really enjoyed this.
Short videos are a great laugh but this fed my soul some.
“I don’t identify as a play set” Priceless!!!
Lol I remember when I snapped my first go round as the FNG. It doesn't help you at all.
That was incredible! I laughed way harder than I should have! Blue man group?! Fold your T-shirt with you i. it?! MMA coaches asking how?! Omg, I’m dying!! Take me now Jesus!!! 😂😂😂😂
Roscoe is the old guy everyone is legitimately scared of and not crossing because they know it take 5 dudes to take him out 🤣
😂😂😂 I love this.🥰
Ya know, sometimes I do miss construction work. Was a carpenter for a little over a decade, and this is basically a convo we had with a new hand that we actually liked. Right up until this convo.
To be fair, you have to be fucked up fr fr to pick on someone who grew up getting picked on religiously by everyone around him
Same. I miss it every day. Just a whole different breed of people and they're the absolute best. 😂
“Make them shoulders clap i hit you so hard”. Gonna be my new slogan, stealing that one. Thanks.
I figure Pablo is not at work cause it's Cinco de mayo. Is the gang catching up after work?
🤣🤣🤣love you guys! You all always make my day
Hahaha yep I thought I was tuff back in the day and it took me a few days before I could see again. Had to wait for the swelling to go down in both eyes hahaha
Stay buttery bread stick😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing like a Wolf in the cold Wisconsin air looking like a crazy people in front of all the rich people.
Walking down the sidewalk😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious bud!!!
Keepin on there toes...
Awesome video Keep up the great work......
This video had me rollin!😂😂😂😂😂
*Walks into room and threatens literally everyone in the room*
*gets threatened back*
"Boss they're threatening me!!! 😢"
😂😂😂
typical lefties response 😂
I laughed at this in the middle of work and my coworkers think I’m crazy 😂
SHOULDERS CLAP AND BLUE MAN GROUP!! HILARIOUS GOLD!!
i WISH i COULD GIVE YOU 1OOK VOTES FOR THIS ONE!
I’d do my best not to find out … probably the best advice ever given 😂🤣
"I do not Identify as a play set. So you Will not be swinging on me." Sweet lord this man is a genius. Thousands of years from now people will be talking about This Man's teachings the way we talk about the writings of Plato.
You could knock down RIcky and Rosco with a feather.
This. 😂 100% pure gold!!!
Got to put the pressure on the new guy lmfao!!!!!😂😂
My God this is somehow one of your funniest videos yet that has made it to CZcams this one is f****** hilarious and the one about Roscoe seeing worst rainouts and Ricky over here talking about what do you mean this ain't a rain out it's a flood out talking about he got to go get a canoe so he don't drown
He's speaking in tongues . Lmao
"Ill make your shoulders clap ill hit you so hard" 😂😂😂😂
Seen a couple of the new videos ,and all are great .
Roscoe's beard getting whiter , Father Time is undefeated .
Hope we aren't fixin to lose ol'boy .😢
Man you guys are hilarious!
"I do not identity as a playset so you aint gonna be swinging on me"!! Legendary.
LOVE IT! I love you adding in new characters...
You got the man drama down pat! We have 3 new guys this week.
Holy shit this was one of the best yet 😂😂
“ how many fingers an I holding up!?”🖕🏾😂😂😂😂 that shit’s hilarious, and totally something I do!
The whole I don’t identify as a swingset is fucking hilarious
😭😭😭🍻 cheers man on another great video you had me rolling
Like how rosco and Ricky are getting along now they got someone else to mess with. Nothing like messing with the new guy to bring a crew together
This makes my day your video brother thank you
Holy shit😅 that's the best one ever rookie the is going to be in pitch black an I'm not talking about the movie if he keeps talking like that.
Love watching you. My kids do too
Lmao you funny as hell 🤣
Son, I'll fold you up......😅😂😅😂😅😂, Ricky and Ol Rosco
I’m 33 and i can’t watch full videos about anything anymore but I just watched this and touché to this guy
I'll make your shoulder clap son! Instant classic!
That was the funniest one yet 😂😅😂
Holy Shit. I don't identify as a playset. Had be hitting the back 10 seconds 5 times just to hear it over and over again. Lol
Oh man to funny. Loved it.
Ooooooo man you did it with this one dedicating this one to my abusive ex . I needed this laugh todayyyyyyy
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀y’all are freaking hilarious
I gotta say, these sayings are epic!
I don't identify as a play set you will not be swinging on me🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Roscoe is taking better care of himself, nice to see