Dumb Ways To Die

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  • @shrekwazowski3836
    @shrekwazowski3836 Před 2 lety +7637

    Guy: Messes with cactus.
    Cactus: *So you have chosen death*

    • @MrTahart1
      @MrTahart1 Před 2 lety +84

      Cactuar uses 1000 needles

    • @6000.
      @6000. Před 2 lety +72

      The cactus falls into skin and digs into his flesh until his organs can’t function anymore

    • @death6650
      @death6650 Před 2 lety +9

      @@6000. oi

    • @GR1MMR3AP3R51
      @GR1MMR3AP3R51 Před 2 lety +17

      In arizona killing, harming or cutting down a saguaro cactus is punishable by law.

    • @ConnerPlays360
      @ConnerPlays360 Před 2 lety +14

      *Dudeo was pricked to death*

  • @sammylanedooman
    @sammylanedooman Před 2 lety +4798

    me in the morning: goes to school and forgot to put deodorant. the other guy: 💀

  • @Hugo-sm1kl
    @Hugo-sm1kl Před rokem +468

    "Duuumb ways to die~"
    "So many dumb ways to die~"
    "Duuumb ways to di-i-ie"
    "So many dumb ways to die."

    • @-The-good-Thought-
      @-The-good-Thought- Před 9 měsíci +16

      Like imagine finding the song because of the trend. 💀

    • @-The-good-Thought-
      @-The-good-Thought- Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@fred10393 it’s just that the original song came out TEN years ago, and in all that time nobody knew about it until the trend came out like under a year ago!!!

    • @CAC1Aimer
      @CAC1Aimer Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@-The-good-Thought-I knew about it. I used to play the game.

    • @-The-good-Thought-
      @-The-good-Thought- Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@CAC1Aimer :)

    • @fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo
      @fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo Před 9 měsíci

      @@fred10393imagine using tiktok 💀

  • @christopher4443
    @christopher4443 Před 2 lety +38

    "Adolf Frederick, died of eating too much"
    Mukbangers: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

    • @JoelTorres-yx3hm
      @JoelTorres-yx3hm Před 8 měsíci

      He died cause gluttony is bad cause it messes up your heart and it destroys your stomach

    • @user-dq9lw1qb7r
      @user-dq9lw1qb7r Před 4 měsíci +2

      Ok❤❤❤😊😅😂🎉😅😂😊😮😅😂 I don’t like 👍 but I’ll keep that to

  • @Vschozo
    @Vschozo Před 2 lety +1789

    Man legitimately gets killed with AXE body spray…. FINALLY THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    • @krokodyl1927
      @krokodyl1927 Před 2 lety +38

      Yeah!! An axe will get you every time. LOL

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex Před 2 lety +34

      Am i bad for laughing hysterically?

    • @timurthejerk9270
      @timurthejerk9270 Před 2 lety +25

      I guess he got Axed

    • @PixelMonsterC6
      @PixelMonsterC6 Před 2 lety +7

      @@NPClownumber81googolplex no

    • @xicxac9619
      @xicxac9619 Před 2 lety +13

      This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants.
      So if penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

  • @-mockingjay-
    @-mockingjay- Před 2 lety +1730

    As a foodie, I can’t even imagine eating half of that meal💀

  • @Shribbuvuv_
    @Shribbuvuv_ Před 2 lety +170

    *dumb ways to die theme song casually invading my brain*

    • @RAR_RAR_CPR
      @RAR_RAR_CPR Před rokem +3

      SET FIRE TO YOU HAIR
      POKE A STICK AT A GRIZZLY BEAR

    • @lucy54435
      @lucy54435 Před rokem +2

      *dumb aways to die* 🎶
      *So many dumb aways to die* 🎶

    • @mushroomguy52
      @mushroomguy52 Před rokem

      EAT MEDICINE THATS OUT OF DATE
      USE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS AS PIRHANA BAIT

    • @dragonmoonwave
      @dragonmoonwave Před 10 měsíci

      @@lucy54435get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 Před 7 měsíci

      I remember the 1000 ways to die show

  • @sel_hyacinth555
    @sel_hyacinth555 Před 2 lety +68

    *Sees first words*
    My mind: *”Dumb~ ways~ to~ dieeeeeeee~”*

  • @ReaIitySociety
    @ReaIitySociety Před 2 lety +590

    Him: Here are some dumest way to die
    My mind:
    "Dumb ways to die~ "
    "So many dumb ways to die~ "
    "Dumb ways to die-ie-ie "
    "So many dumb ways to die "

    • @yesthen2704
      @yesthen2704 Před 2 lety +57

      I’m surprised no one else made this comment

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 2 lety +19

      Oh yeah that game.

    • @KarlaO711
      @KarlaO711 Před 2 lety +15

      I searched for that comment xD

    • @nohomoastro
      @nohomoastro Před 2 lety +33

      Dress up like a moose during hunting season

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 2 lety +33

      Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

  • @Gmtvdr
    @Gmtvdr Před 2 lety +182

    I never wouldve expected to hear "adolf king of Sweden" in my entire life

    • @korlmusic
      @korlmusic Před 2 lety +4

      Bruh

    • @nishlash4786
      @nishlash4786 Před 2 lety +8

      Our previous king king was called Gustaf Adolf

    • @korlmusic
      @korlmusic Před 2 lety +6

      @@nishlash4786 Our up and coming king is Olof K Gustafsson. Thats it mannen.

    • @nishlash4786
      @nishlash4786 Před 2 lety +4

      @@korlmusic our up and coming “king” is actually queen viktoria

    • @korlmusic
      @korlmusic Před 2 lety +3

      @@nishlash4786 det var ju ett skämt

  • @bored168
    @bored168 Před 2 lety +67

    Him here are some of the-
    Me:
    *dUmb wAys tO dIe! So mAny dUmb wAys tO dIe*

  • @W3ndi_
    @W3ndi_ Před 2 lety +15

    *me being from Sweden*
    Also me: "i didn't even know we once had a king called Adolf Frederick"

    • @willsav4438
      @willsav4438 Před 2 lety +1

      Same Jag är också svensk

    • @sandwichei
      @sandwichei Před měsícem

      reminds me of a little someone👉👈

    • @W3ndi_
      @W3ndi_ Před 29 dny

      @@sandwichei NO.

  • @_whisper_861
    @_whisper_861 Před 2 lety +455

    *Everyone talking about the deaths*
    Me: thinking about the game “dumbs ways to die”

    • @arted_3103
      @arted_3103 Před 2 lety

      "Dumb ways to dieee! The dumbest..ways to die!"

    • @KarlaO711
      @KarlaO711 Před 2 lety

      Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
      Dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die

    • @terryroy9213
      @terryroy9213 Před 2 lety +4

      Pp

    • @terryroy9213
      @terryroy9213 Před 2 lety +2

      @@arted_3103 Ppp

    • @terryroy9213
      @terryroy9213 Před 2 lety +2

      @@arted_3103 Pp

  • @Pingvin-wx6sm
    @Pingvin-wx6sm Před 2 lety +218

    Imagine being one of his "bodyguards" or whatever and hearing he's died beacuse he ate to mutch 💀

  • @HazelRBLX
    @HazelRBLX Před 2 lety +1

    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie”
    Ah, the great memories from like 6 years ago…

  • @hazyladyy
    @hazyladyy Před 2 lety +6

    **Inserts dumb ways to die theme song**
    Only legends know this song without searching.

  • @donm5354
    @donm5354 Před 2 lety +1053

    Should review all deaths in the classic series 1000 WAYS TO DIE (sadly they never did all 1000)
    "Death is everywhere...most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to end up dead, the fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live...we face 1000 Ways to Die."

    • @michaelcoban90
      @michaelcoban90 Před 2 lety +52

      I used to watch that as a kid lol 😂 some crazy deaths on that show

    • @jgomez00305
      @jgomez00305 Před 2 lety +27

      Lol when i read it my mind automatically read it in the voice of the narrator of the show 😂

    • @mikeawesome9212
      @mikeawesome9212 Před 2 lety +10

      Haha I remember that show as well as "Manswers".

    • @SlasherXGang
      @SlasherXGang Před 2 lety +14

      Man I miss that show bro😂 anybody remember when dude got his head knocked off by the mailbox because he was throwing up & his friend was driving the car?😂

    • @chigozirimudeagwu6749
      @chigozirimudeagwu6749 Před 2 lety +4

      I don't think I ever got to watch the 1000th death before the show got canceled

  • @CJYeo
    @CJYeo Před 2 lety +144

    I was getting ready to sit down and watch this video and it finished

  • @abbymiller3919
    @abbymiller3919 Před 2 lety +6

    I guess in memorial of the teenager, every guy at my school uses 24 cans of axe body spray a day❤️❤️

    • @rohanlanda
      @rohanlanda Před rokem

      How is doing the same thing that killed him a memorial?

  • @Ant-Lin_Official
    @Ant-Lin_Official Před 8 měsíci +1

    King: “My heart!!! I ate too much!!!”
    Nickocado Avacado: “That like my average lunch”

  • @brained1273
    @brained1273 Před 2 lety +38

    "dumb ways to die"
    I still remember the game
    The video:What game?

  • @michaelcampos3324
    @michaelcampos3324 Před 2 lety +168

    When the only award you're getting is a Darwin award

  • @courtqv
    @courtqv Před 2 lety +1

    When I hear "dumb ways" I think of the game Dumb Ways To Die
    So much nostalgia...

  • @jelly5286
    @jelly5286 Před 2 lety +2

    "dumb ways to die" "me: thinking wait that's game!"

  • @breadedbread9784
    @breadedbread9784 Před 2 lety +62

    "Adolf Frederick"
    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @amysnews6808
    @amysnews6808 Před 2 lety +29

    Well, I mean, I can't think of a SMART way to die, to be fair.

    • @ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923
      @ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923 Před 2 lety +5

      A smart way to die is dying by your own invention and it actually being used a few years later and ends up becoming a item in high demand

    • @colesweet8478
      @colesweet8478 Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe dying for a cause or a love one could be considered smart or at the very least not dumb

    • @toastedbread4961
      @toastedbread4961 Před 2 lety +11

      Dying by old age, dying to save someone's life or multiple lives and dying by getting your head crushed by thighs

    • @hanaanne3237
      @hanaanne3237 Před 2 lety +1

      Right it definitely could consider rare to have smart way to die😂but there definitely normal way to die but death itself is unpredictable😂

    • @KarlaO711
      @KarlaO711 Před 2 lety +1

      The smartes way to die is in your sleep when your body reached the expiring date.

  • @JustWannaPissYouOff
    @JustWannaPissYouOff Před 2 lety +2

    Aw, I thought it would’ve been a short about the old games. Anyone else remember those? I used to love them.

  • @cirkulx
    @cirkulx Před 2 lety +2

    You can say the King had a serving of a lifetime.

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod Před 2 lety +6

    *The song*

  • @Breeestelle
    @Breeestelle Před 2 lety +117

    Imagine shooting a cactus and dying☠️

  • @natthanonknot2974
    @natthanonknot2974 Před 6 měsíci +2

    🎶dumb ways to die🎵
    🎶so many dumb ways to die🎵

  • @Editor-ve8ic
    @Editor-ve8ic Před 2 lety +2

    Him: Here are some dumest way to die
    Me:
    *Setting fire to your hair...*

  • @emilee1655
    @emilee1655 Před 2 lety +16

    As somebody whos from Arizona and witnessed a cactus crush somebodys car:
    They *HEAVY*

  • @franciscojuane2505
    @franciscojuane2505 Před 2 lety +9

    The title reminded me an advertisement song.

    • @kirakira1212
      @kirakira1212 Před 2 lety +2

      I sang the song right after reading the title 😂

  • @haziqiman1317
    @haziqiman1317 Před 2 lety +1

    Movies: *shows characters trapped in a room as a pipe comes up and starts spraying some gas
    Expected gas smell: Smells awful
    What it actually is: Axe deodorant

  • @strawberrylia655
    @strawberrylia655 Před 2 lety +2

    "Now son, don't touch that cactus"
    "You're dead to me"

  • @Atomic-Explosion
    @Atomic-Explosion Před 2 lety +26

    to all us Arizonans, respect the society of the cactus

  • @Kate-zi5yd
    @Kate-zi5yd Před 2 lety +39

    Bright side: A bit fell on him
    Video: I disagree, the whole cactus did.

  • @annabellelee5665
    @annabellelee5665 Před 2 lety +4

    may they all rest in peace.

  • @xdcharot1216
    @xdcharot1216 Před 9 měsíci +1

    My mind: *Dumb ways to die theme played*

  • @Unknown-264
    @Unknown-264 Před 2 lety +3

    Very smart

  • @lotspire
    @lotspire Před 2 lety +4

    The first one basically happened to my relative. He was shooting a rifle at a pig in the winter. It reflected and it hit an icicle above his head

  • @smokepeashooter3859
    @smokepeashooter3859 Před 2 lety +2

    The name of this short is the name of a game we played on our mother's phone as a 5 year old, memories man, memories..

  • @mariosumabong1038
    @mariosumabong1038 Před 2 lety +1

    This video just reminds me of the song dumb ways to die 😂

  • @blessyie643
    @blessyie643 Před 2 lety +7

    Cactus be like "I'll take you down with me"

  • @z3rtheroyal673
    @z3rtheroyal673 Před 2 lety +16

    Another one: the first emperor of China (forgot his name) made and drank an “immortality potion” but ended up poisoning himself with it and dying

    • @z3rtheroyal673
      @z3rtheroyal673 Před 2 lety +1

      @It's Potato yes I did it for a school project a few years ago and thats always something I’ll remember from history

    • @CCP-Lies
      @CCP-Lies Před 2 lety +1

      Qin Shi Huang?

  • @Chris-dt5fg
    @Chris-dt5fg Před 2 lety +2

    King: eats too much and dies
    Me: weak

  • @alexxx_4200
    @alexxx_4200 Před 2 lety +1

    “Dumbbbbbb ways to dieeeeeeeeee”
    that is the only thing I heard while watching this video

  • @dilantl7603
    @dilantl7603 Před 2 lety +7

    How heavy are those cacti?

    • @lovelyheiferdev
      @lovelyheiferdev Před 2 lety

      They're 100 pounds and they're HELLA SPIKEY.

    • @slakmansauce3390
      @slakmansauce3390 Před 2 lety

      @@lovelyheiferdev Dad and brother can confirm, trip to Arizona last year

    • @dilantl7603
      @dilantl7603 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lovelyheiferdev man that’s insane because they never looked heavy to me

    • @lovelyheiferdev
      @lovelyheiferdev Před 2 lety +2

      @@dilantl7603 these plants have been around since the dinosaur ages and have been source of nutrients for desert animals and folk alike for thousands of years. Some can age as much as 5 decades or more.

    • @dilantl7603
      @dilantl7603 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lovelyheiferdev thanks for the info! I’ve never really payed attention to these plants and I’ve only seen them in movies/tv

  • @dumdum8134
    @dumdum8134 Před 2 lety +5

    *monke*

  • @TheRealKensterBoosteryt
    @TheRealKensterBoosteryt Před rokem +1

    (Dumb ways to die starts playing)

  • @wrathian_hunter7689
    @wrathian_hunter7689 Před 2 lety +1

    *🎵Dumb ways to die's theme song starts playing🎵*

  • @aaronswarens446
    @aaronswarens446 Před 2 lety +4

    At the start of the vid: is PVH (Plants vs. Humans). My fav game

  • @bigwsly
    @bigwsly Před 2 lety +3

    Epic

  • @Straven93
    @Straven93 Před 2 lety

    Man this topic is really interesting. I bet someone could find a like ten hundred of these bizarre deaths and make a show out of it

  • @vasemacanaivalulevu7842
    @vasemacanaivalulevu7842 Před 2 lety +1

    This reminds me of the song 'dumb ways to die' oh the ''good'' days

  • @richieThach
    @richieThach Před 2 lety +3

    A founding father of the US, Governeur Morris, tried to clear a urethral blockage using a piece of baleen from a whale. He was not very good at it, it caused tissue damage and an infection which killed him.

  • @oliverfarley7552
    @oliverfarley7552 Před 2 lety +10

    I’m from Arizona and that death to a cactus is something almost everyone knows which makes it a even more embarrassing death because everyone knows about it
    Fun fact: cutting down saguaro cactuses is illegal under the Arizona native plant law

  • @jacombodoescare
    @jacombodoescare Před 2 lety +1

    As an Arizonan I can confirm that we don’t have the smartest people here.

  • @grumpyre1070
    @grumpyre1070 Před 2 lety +1

    The title:
    Og people: ima bout to sing

  • @topkat3764
    @topkat3764 Před 2 lety +3

    I lowkey do the third one.

  • @anth_00
    @anth_00 Před 2 lety +3

    E

  • @ava38512
    @ava38512 Před 2 lety +1

    Me: looks at title*
    My mind:🎶dumb ways to die🎵

  • @awesomewafflez07
    @awesomewafflez07 Před 2 lety +1

    *"Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"*

  • @ThePhalinx_
    @ThePhalinx_ Před 2 lety +3

    Did anyone notice when the gravestone and dates disappeared, there was a triangle, square and circle, which are the shapes on the Squid Game staff's mask?

  • @shakacentral
    @shakacentral Před 2 lety +4

    First

  • @theapplepig2656
    @theapplepig2656 Před 2 lety +1

    *plays dumb ways to die theme

  • @garcello4591
    @garcello4591 Před 2 lety +1

    (Don’t) get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work. (Don’t) teach yourself how to fly, eat a 2-week old unrefrigerated pie.

  • @Skatha
    @Skatha Před 2 lety +3

    Almost first

  • @F2SOnYouTube
    @F2SOnYouTube Před rokem +1

    Even worse than eating two week old unrefrigerated pie.

  • @koda11ify
    @koda11ify Před 2 lety

    U make shorts now im a big fan

  • @BlookyXD
    @BlookyXD Před 2 lety +2

    The name of the video gives me so much nostalgia

  • @ashleyboyer413
    @ashleyboyer413 Před 9 měsíci

    The definition of 🎶 dumb Mays to die🎶

  • @TosoToco
    @TosoToco Před 2 lety +2

    Nowadays in Sweden we have an entire holiday dedicated to celebrating the death of this king.

  • @Joshua_Simpson_Piano
    @Joshua_Simpson_Piano Před 2 lety

    Imagine dying by choking on a cheerio, your grave could just say 'cheerio'

  • @toymasterelite3023
    @toymasterelite3023 Před rokem

    This is the definition of *dUmB wAyS tO DiE* moments.

  • @Qw3rtYzStuff
    @Qw3rtYzStuff Před 10 měsíci +1

    Actually, the dumbest ways to die are standing on the edge of a train station platform, driving around the boom gates at a level crossing, and running across the tracks between the platforms.

  • @inquiiry
    @inquiiry Před 2 lety +1

    they should make a game about this

  • @Johan_FRLN
    @Johan_FRLN Před 2 lety +2

    🎵Dumb Ways To Die, So many Dumb Ways to Die, Duuuuumb Ways to die-ie-ie-ieeee, So many dumb-So many dumb ways to die…🎵

  • @SoderPupOSC
    @SoderPupOSC Před 2 lety +2

    "The king of sweden died for eating too much food"
    Me: *realizes im swedish*

  • @catarinacarr4029
    @catarinacarr4029 Před 2 lety

    the definition of survival of the fittest

  • @henryplays6251
    @henryplays6251 Před 2 lety +1

    The dumbest way to die is without Jesus Christ.

  • @lushliwear8858
    @lushliwear8858 Před 2 lety

    See that I have subscribed to you I am from India

  • @xpvrfect._.ravenx
    @xpvrfect._.ravenx Před 2 lety

    "The king of Sweden"
    Finally... Somebody that mentions Sweden! I rarely see Sweden being mentioned

  • @Sledger_gamingguy
    @Sledger_gamingguy Před rokem

    man should be hired to make dumb ways to die

  • @Crazy_cat_girI
    @Crazy_cat_girI Před rokem +1

    When he said whopping i thought he say whopper whopper 💀

  • @tazergraphics
    @tazergraphics Před 2 lety

    **guy dies while spraying deodorant**
    Middle School boys: *_I dont have such weaknesses_*

  • @TrustlyGames
    @TrustlyGames Před 2 lety

    Guy: messes with deodorant
    Deodorant: *so you have chosen death*

  • @Obscure_Characters_Comittee
    @Obscure_Characters_Comittee Před 6 měsíci

    "Heres is some of the dumbest ways to di-"
    Drowning.

  • @julia-du1eg
    @julia-du1eg Před 2 lety +1

    The title gives me nostalgia

  • @nekolga7722
    @nekolga7722 Před 2 lety

    The king had trained for years, eating only the biggest meatballs in the thickest sauce. He thought he was ready, but alas he was doomed to fail

  • @JacobPlaysRoblox44
    @JacobPlaysRoblox44 Před 7 dny

    ADOLF scared me for a second-

  • @cyberjoke
    @cyberjoke Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine breaking gravity and ending up in the space, dying of suffocation 💀

  • @itzmona_gacha
    @itzmona_gacha Před 2 lety

    Guy-I'm going to mess with that cactus 😏
    Cactus-so you chose death get ready to plan a funeral

  • @kingdice9642
    @kingdice9642 Před 2 lety +1

    🎵dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to diiie🎵

  • @No-yb2kn
    @No-yb2kn Před 2 lety

    Ayo that king's meal sounds ridiculously nice
    I would like dying eating that

  • @snek_boi420
    @snek_boi420 Před 2 lety

    Person who ate to death
    HenryVIII: where me sticky bun

  • @WubboxTechnologiesOffical
    @WubboxTechnologiesOffical Před 7 měsíci +1

    🎶DUMB WAYS TO DIE🎶

  • @firespiritcookie9617
    @firespiritcookie9617 Před 2 lety

    Dude I looked down to my YT Shorts after rewatching Dumb Ways to Die and I saw this.

  • @TOD820
    @TOD820 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Dumb ways to die 🎶so many dumb ways to die!🎶