He's Duke with the glasses on....and one of his iconic lines is "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum" which was in the movie They Live, which had Roddy Piper put on glasses to see the alien menace.... OH MY GOD I CRACKED THE CODE, Half Life 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!
A few years back, I was in line for the bathroom at Too Many Games in Philly, and I realized that John was standing in line behind me. Didn't know it was him until he said "Man, I really gotta take a piss" in full Nukem mode. Funniest random meeting I've ever had. What a hilarious guy!
Closest to that I got was I was at a convention once and queueing up for a photo with one celeb and saw this random guy in jeans and unshaven sitting down with a smile, the queue was slow moving so I got talking to him for about 5-10 minutes until someone whispers "you know thats Ray Park right!" I was a bit shocked but kept chatting, later and the next day whenever I was passing he would say hi to me and talk a few times at his booth, one time he came back from his lunch and randomly as he was getting to his both turns to me and chats to me as if we were good friends and everyone stared at me.
Sometimes late at night, if you listen close enough...jerry hears phantom ringtones in the distance. Haunting him and forcing him to continuously re-live the biggest mistake he has ever made...
Actually, you would just need to work alot on your voice. If you want to damage and destroy your voice and sound like shit then yea, drink and smoke all the time.
The fact that his normal speaking voice is so normal/a bit towards the high pitched side but then he’s got that insanely epic voice once the shades come on. It’s truly awesome
The best part of this for me is that, more-so even than the voice and the shades, this seems like something perfectly in-character for Duke to do. Like, if Duke Nukem were a real-world person, _this_ is the sort of call he would make. Probably either as a prank or as a telemarketer.
Duke Nukem Forever didn't do so well, he can't just be giving away hot sports cars. Man's gotta work with what he's got, and if all he's got is a cheap soccer-mom minivan...
Duke: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum! Snake: What's bubblegum got to do with any of this? Just an example of how that could happen
@@MomDoer-qc7iw I feel the same, but people's minds are fried thanks to social media and the establishment. Suddenly we all fear being close to each other and showing sympathy when are sick.
Agent1W One of the funniest people I have ever had the chance to meet Although I kinda creeped him out I think with what was painted on my face and what I was wearing at the time
Oh god yes! I remember that one! I'm so glad someone put one of these on youtube! You've no idea how hard it is to explain just how hilarious it was, listening to him prank call people. XD
*Looks in the mirror* "You're beautiful!" "I know. Thank you. I'm highly attractive and my ass is dummy thicc." *Chews ass aggressively* *Da da duhn da da duhn* 😎
the best part is that it all seemed Improvised-- he had "Chrysler Town&Country" ready to go, and the rest unfolded naturally by the Missed Call, from Duke...
It's funny, but I don't find John St John attractive at all. Until he switches to Duke Nukem. Then bam. Do you wanna dance? Shake it baby. Shows that personality and balls of steel are pretty important.
@@looksirdroids9134 I think on this channel, or another one, whatever this dude's channel is, he has a thing on cameo's I think. $100 for a custom message.
Or meet him at any con. He's an amazing guy I have hung out with a ton of times. I've got pics, messages, and even did tequila shots with him the price he wanted pre covid .... A hug .yes just a hug and he still fb messages me happy birthday every year for the last several years
I like how he threw the shades on in order to get in character. He has one of the most epic voice over's for a video game character.
Trevor Philips He and Bruce Campbell are the epitome of B-movie antiheroes as far as I'm concerned.
+Trevor Philips *overs
You have a bad home LMAO and you live near Vinewood
I'm gonna have to disagree with ya on that one
Big boss from MGS5:TTP has the most epic voice.
TheStalker no no no Its Nolan North
and Troy Baker
Now I Imagine him switching personalities with Duke Nukem everytime he puts sunglasses on.
He's Duke with the glasses on....and one of his iconic lines is "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum" which was in the movie They Live, which had Roddy Piper put on glasses to see the alien menace.... OH MY GOD I CRACKED THE CODE, Half Life 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!
Lol that's pretty much just his voice when he's angry
Me, Nukem and Irene.
That is great
1996 likes 😁
A few years back, I was in line for the bathroom at Too Many Games in Philly, and I realized that John was standing in line behind me. Didn't know it was him until he said "Man, I really gotta take a piss" in full Nukem mode. Funniest random meeting I've ever had. What a hilarious guy!
Closest to that I got was I was at a convention once and queueing up for a photo with one celeb and saw this random guy in jeans and unshaven sitting down with a smile, the queue was slow moving so I got talking to him for about 5-10 minutes until someone whispers "you know thats Ray Park right!" I was a bit shocked but kept chatting, later and the next day whenever I was passing he would say hi to me and talk a few times at his booth, one time he came back from his lunch and randomly as he was getting to his both turns to me and chats to me as if we were good friends and everyone stared at me.
@@gentarofourze
Bruh, never feel bad about not recognizing Ray Park.
When do you EVER actually SEE Ray Park??😂
@@gentarofourze respect
Jon St. John seems like a great guy.
That's dope!
It is said from this day forward, Jerry never misses a call.
good comment. me like.
I bet he always answered the phone with "Duke?!"
But it’s never the car.
It’s never the car.
@@ChronoMune lmao
Sometimes late at night, if you listen close enough...jerry hears phantom ringtones in the distance. Haunting him and forcing him to continuously re-live the biggest mistake he has ever made...
If I had ever gotten a voicemail like that i'd never delete it.
Yes you would
Yes you would
Yes you would
same
I'd eat the message.
that voice mail would never have been deleted from my inbox.....EVER!!!!!!
I wouldve sold the phone for $10,000
@@HistoryandReviews
Maybe not sell it
@@Starlight-by3cf idiot theres no point in keeping it make fricking money off it
@@HistoryandReviews
Well you are right but i mean keeping something valuable is always nice
@@HistoryandReviews Then who in the hell would buy it if there is no point to keeping it?
BAAALLLS OF STEEEL
ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM... AND IM ALL OUT OF GUM!
ｅａｔ ｓｈｉｔ ａｎｄ ｄｉｅ
@@shmoppl3320 oke
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEL
*TOUGH SHIT JITPRODUCTIONS*
I will do anything to have a voice like this
So essentially you're saying is voice sounds like death... beautiful.
try smoking
hopeonelove ]hopeonelove
Actually, you would just need to work alot on your voice. If you want to damage and destroy your voice and sound like shit then yea, drink and smoke all the time.
I can get mine to sound like his.
Hehehe
Stop calling people bitch!
pohtoj1 thx bro
+Duke Nukem what a meh-hess..
Makin' bacon
Balls of steel
Jon needs to get a contract with amazon and make the ultimate voice for alexa. It would be a HIT!!!
Alexa, What's the weather like?
*"Blow it out your ass."*
@@supafoxy4566
"Alexa am I ugly?"
"Your an inspiration for birth control."
@@anonymousher0 "Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"
About the only chance that I'd get an alexa... just for fun.
"Alexa, what time is it?"
:D
"My name is Duke Nukem and I must save Froggy!"
The voice actor voiced Omega...
"Its down to you and me, you water composed freak!"
No,he must save Peggy :D
" Froggy! You worthless consumer model, I'll find you."
@@d4rksonic474 nope, he voiced big
the "tough shit" at the end really tied it all together nicely
A true poet
The fact that his normal speaking voice is so normal/a bit towards the high pitched side but then he’s got that insanely epic voice once the shades come on. It’s truly awesome
Jon St. John has Duke like some kind of alternate personality XD
Ikr
Wouldn't you if you had the voice of Duke Nukem?
bloodrunsclear you can see is vanes pop out as Duke nukem
id imagine he has some interesting bed time stories XD
Good one xD TOUGH SHIT
CFH 4 LYfe
@@EATONE818 !!
STEP ASIDE WE'RE THE COWBOYS FROM HELL!
@@Dankster-yo8xv Still so many fans out there xD love it.
COWBOYS FROM HELL!!
Incredible, I didn't think the voice would still be so recognizable without being compressed to hell
that improvising
The best part of this for me is that, more-so even than the voice and the shades, this seems like something perfectly in-character for Duke to do.
Like, if Duke Nukem were a real-world person, _this_ is the sort of call he would make. Probably either as a prank or as a telemarketer.
Duke would be a rich guy. Why not give out actual cars to whoever answers the telephone? It would pass the time between doing curls and boning models.
@@ElPayasoMalo you forgot that he pays alien bastards for shooting up his ride.
@Murtons cringe
Can't say for sure for the real one, but it perfectly fits Gianni Matragrano
's Duke Nukem.
I'm impressed that the crowd was able to hold their laughter for the entire message.
Different times my man.
He should use this voice for debt collection.
Even better, use it _against_ debt collectors
@@fake12396 The secret to getting rid of debt collectors you ask?
pay your bills and they don’t bother you.
@@kylethomasmutchler7556 Yeah imagine having even good healthcare to where it's never an issue.
@@kylethomasmutchler7556 🤓
@@kylethomasmutchler7556The secret to not dying is to live
I can't get over how smooth and utterly flawless his delivery was, and I'd assumed improvised on top of all that. Damn!
I always die at "Tough shit!" 😂
I was expecting him to say: "You would have won a brand new ass kicking."
imagine if he does pick up the phone, he would have drove up there immediately. 😂
Duke Nukem (Jon St John) needs to have a conversation with Serious Sam (John J Dick).
I was the voice actor for both Doomguy and Gordon Freeman. I want in on this.
@@ElPayasoMalo proof or it never happened
@@dylh2967 Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude, but are you REALLY this stupid?
@@ElPayasoMalo ;)
@@ElPayasoMalo voice acting for two characters dam must be really hard huh
Nobody:
CZcamss algorithm: *digs in pockets and reaches in 8 years ago*
Me: Neato
Welcome to the gold mine
He’s great with improv
Phone-call forever logged.
+TheDannyMan AHhahahah
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
Guess what freakshow, the Duke's back in town, and the last thing that'll cross your mind is my size 13 boot !
John st Jon will always be Duke Nukem he does the perfect voice for that character
We need more voice actors doing this!
If I was him, I'd get myself in trouble, because I would call people all day.
Making new Duke Nuke games should be a national emergency just so St John's Duke voice isn't wasted.
"Jerry, someone called Duke Nukem or something called you. Was it your friend?"
I love that he just shrugged at the end, he said "I had no idea what I just said, but okay".
Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride!
+EnclaveTesla blow it out your ass ..lol
Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride.
I should've known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.
I love how in the end he visibly goes, “Ion fucking know”
The voice-actors of characters like Duke Nukem and Postal Dude are always the most simpathethic and chill dudes ever until they put on *the voice*
He nailed it and hit me with nostalgic feels
Hail to the King, Baby
Is that filthy frank leaning against the wall in the background?
shurdi3 yea lmao
Where?
Not every generic Asian nerd is filthy frank
OH! My dude you just got PRANKED!!!
Holy crap I think it is
Chrysler Town and Country? Looks like Jerry dodged a bullet there!
Duke Nukem Forever didn't do so well, he can't just be giving away hot sports cars. Man's gotta work with what he's got, and if all he's got is a cheap soccer-mom minivan...
@@JackSilver1410 you take it!
hey, a free car is a free car!
dude is always and forever a fucking legend
JUST IMAGINE picking up the phone and heard that.
Its crazy because now that I listen to the announcer that that introduces the movie previews sound just like this dude. what a trip! props Jon👊
I'm pretty sure Jon works on those too, so it might have actually been him.
I wanna hear duke nukem and solid snake have a convo
that would be a godly conversation
My life would be complete then.
They're literally polar opposites. Duke is arrogant and a womanizer. Snake is humble and practically asexual.
Duke: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!
Snake: What's bubblegum got to do with any of this?
Just an example of how that could happen
@@TheTriviumhead didn't Quiet is his first love though?
That’s a hell of a voicemail. I hope he got it 🤣💯
guaess whu i amm, douk noukm, das rite, u wuld haev wonn thee car, b ut u re not ther, tugh shet
-Bowls of steal man, Donnie Nickels
cruelpastry he said it as soon as I read this....
This man is the total definition of a giga chad.
the voicemail would've been bitcrushed on the receiver's end making it even more authentic
Duke Nukem is the kind of guy to give out a free mini van.
And then fire an RPG rocket at you when you are leaving in it
the glasses transform him into duke
Young guys in the background: "What's going on? What's 'dukenukem'? Why is he talking in this voice?"
Why the hell else would they be there if they didn't know Duke Nukem?
SmartK8 People know who Duke Nukem is.
Just leave Smart(not really that smart)K8 alone with his false feeling of superiority and move along people.
@James Howlett care to explain? He perfectly mocked "Smart"K8.
Feeling better yet, or you have to throw some more irrelevant insults at reandom people to make your shit life that little bit "better"?
"I always wanted a pair of snake skin boots" is my favorite line
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY AWARD FOR THE BEST VOICE MAIL CALLS
No masks, people being close to each other, smiling, laughing...
I miss these times so much...
Go outside loser
Your last two years have only been different because you've let them be that way.
@@MomDoer-qc7iw I feel the same, but people's minds are fried thanks to social media and the establishment. Suddenly we all fear being close to each other and showing sympathy when are sick.
When duke nukem will be back all troubles will be gone
The Duke never disappoints
Whoever Jerry is needs to make that Voice Mail an NFT. talk about bank
I Feel for jerry. Imagine not only missing a call from duke nukem's voice actor, but missing out on an entire car.
I don't think anyone wants a Chrysler town and country
A town and country was a minivan
Woah, turn off the anti-shake CZcams enhancement filter!
Ong bro thought i was trippin
that’s not a filter, that’s the power of John St John
it gives it a nostalgic feel
for me at least
i met him one day, he was really cool. signed two things for me, but only made me pay for one. genuinely cool dude.
I got to meet this guy today
How was it? Details!
Agent1W One of the funniest people I have ever had the chance to meet Although I kinda creeped him out I think with what was painted on my face and what I was wearing at the time
David McGrail
Where you dressed as a Bukake Warrior?
No I was a bloody zombie pirate
"Those alien bastards circumcised me"
Lmao
Ahahahah. :D
Come Get Some, Jerry! :D
the voice the man who a born of duke nukem is a fucking badass!
Now I imagine Duke Nukem as a used car salesman after the disaster that was DNF
Oh god yes! I remember that one! I'm so glad someone put one of these on youtube! You've no idea how hard it is to explain just how hilarious it was, listening to him prank call people. XD
the world needs more voice actors like this. known for 1 voice they only use in 1 game or movie
This reminds me of my Uncle. This is totally something he would do in a heartbeat
If I had that voice. I would just keep on talking to myself the whole day.
*Looks in the mirror*
"You're beautiful!"
"I know. Thank you. I'm highly attractive and my ass is dummy thicc." *Chews ass aggressively*
*Da da duhn da da duhn* 😎
we need a duke nukem move now more then ever.
*than
the best part is that it all seemed Improvised-- he had "Chrysler Town&Country" ready to go, and the rest unfolded naturally by the Missed Call, from Duke...
I love the way he also puts on his sunglasses as soon as he enters duke’s character
It's funny, but I don't find John St John attractive at all.
Until he switches to Duke Nukem.
Then bam. Do you wanna dance? Shake it baby.
Shows that personality and balls of steel are pretty important.
Someone needs to add this to a DN3D mod, maybe add an activatable phone which simply plays this.
Out of all vehicles, he picked a Chrysler mini van. Most people would probably rather pass on that anyway. 😂
I didnt know fried tarantulas recorded this kind of quality video.
that was awesomeeeeesee!!!!!!! we need more and more
It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.
milo9598 hehehe...nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not sure that would be a problem for Duke.
Damn we need a CGI Duke Nukem Movie with this voice.
soon as he put of that badass sunglasses he changed personality.
hail to the king!
I’m Duke Nuke Them *begins laughing*
The absolute legend
This is fucking great! And his normal voice is not what I expected!
tough shit
If I was him I would talk like that all the time
Even the quality is lowered when he switches the voice
Man is a damn treasure!!! There's a Teamspeak voice pack that is brilliant!!!
IF THEY CALL ME TO THREATEN ME
I LARRY NUKEM 🚀
How can I get Duke Nukem to leave a voicemail on my boyfriend's phone?
BON3D3TH $100 fucking bucks?
@@BaxterCash So.. One hundred dollars fucking bucks?
@@looksirdroids9134 I think on this channel, or another one, whatever this dude's channel is, he has a thing on cameo's I think. $100 for a custom message.
Or meet him at any con. He's an amazing guy I have hung out with a ton of times. I've got pics, messages, and even did tequila shots with him the price he wanted pre covid .... A hug .yes just a hug and he still fb messages me happy birthday every year for the last several years
Hail to the King Jon Baby.
I like how he shrugs at the end like, "I dunno thats all I could come up with." Dude, that was perfect lol
I would never delete voicemail.
This guy does a really good tough guy voice, he should do voice acting.
Yeah like a video game or something
I just love this video,watch it every day,great voice.
You know it's over as soon as Jon flips the sunglasses down.
dukie nukie
Duke Nukem for 69th President of the United States! Hail to the Chief, baby!
i love it when vas do this kind of thing
"Oh phew, dodged a bullet there, they were gonna give me a Chrysler."