Climbers Only Care About 1 Thing and it's DISGUSTING - Dynology
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"There a super soft V7 in fucking... Fontainebleau"
Any other location in the world would have been a better example I think.
well there was the 7B dyno canonball and it was soooo easy, it was downgraded after the hold you jump to broke off... from guys who didn't do it...
Never thought I would see him squirt out his mouth but here we are I guess...
If he advertises that he can squirt he'll get more OnlyFans subs
The thumbnail💀
Thats my photo XD
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your mom's cheeks
Bring oil to the gym instead of chalk and oil up all the smash holds
had a chance to spell it assthetic, decided to click on autocorrect.
Hey btw you were right about that red dyno being v7. It’s at my gym and the gym graded it v6-v8. I tried it and it’s such a massive step up, not sure why he said it was v6 😂. So technically you went 1 for 5
Easiest V17 is probably burden of dreams
Naw it's definitely Alphane.
Why
Soudain Seul has one ascenionist saying its V16 so... maybe the softest?
@@kazzieOR My personal headcannon ranking goes soudain Seúl, alphane, backflip sit, ROTSW, L’ombre du voyageur, BOD, Megatron
@@alexantone5532 **Blackflip, but this is a great ranking. You think ROTSW might be ranked a little high? Bosi murdered that thing incredibly quickly.
Your guess the grade score brings me joy. Never change
I know a very soft V0 at my local - it's right out of my appartment door in the staircase...
there is 0 chance this video gets monetized
Don't worry I fixed it
I died at 6:11 at how serious his tone was and then how the second person crashed on the mat 🤣
OnlyHolds
I like big holds and I cannot lie, you other climbers can't deny, when a sloper comes in with that itty-bitty angle and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
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Definitely got that @Johnny_Cash_Flow
That spit take was the hardest I’ve laughed on CZcams in years
That ID pic was malicious
Bro lookin devious
Ayy I made it into the video 9:46 thanks for accepting the application 😂
Great vid as always!
My man, you absolutely have to do a review of this one Korean movie called "Exit", from 2019. It's about climbers, has a sick dyno too.
I legit belly laughed when you spit the water out and did the ahegao face
I love how there’s an imprint of a hand on the thumbnail 😂
2:31 laughed to hard while i was drinking during lunch and now everyone thinks i pissed my pants.
Thanks for the laugh tho!
Guess the Grade should be a 10 point system. 1 point for guessing within 1 grade, 2 points for guessing the exact grade.
2:30
this face should become a meme
Glad to see my prayer got used.
Where can you buy that hold in the thumbnail? Asking for a friend
I want a list of all the sandbagged V0's. Because I've climbed a couple that I swear are like V3-4 lmao.
Thanks for another great video our lord, glad to see you fight the devils temtations
the thumbnail be making me act up
Your channel is up there dude. What you're doing is relatable to everyone from pervs to pro climbers 😅
15:19 sounded like he was eating steak in minecraft. Also the Lego yoga death sound was bang on
Laught so hard on the OnlyFans thing 😂
that’s me judging the mario and peach route, was mental watching everyone attempt it, some were swinging for what seemed as forever
0:24 My finger got caught holding balls. :D
The Dynoists' prayer should end up on a Rungne tee! 🙏
This man almost died for the bit. We must protect him
Best thumbnail I've ever seen
6:51 HOLY SHIT THATS MY GYM
Boulder lab Clayton
That fucking red in the back is evil, and the green in the corner was deceptively difficult and started with bending over across a gap with hands on the slab the feet are on
Legend has it that the first "e" in aesthetic was only added to make it look better
Emil broke your grade calibration thing! Just recalibrate it.
The blurred out cat 🤣
3:50 He would love it LMAO
Easiest V5/6C is probably La Raie des Fesses in Franchard Isatis in Fontainbleau. It's just a mantle on a jug.
lol who graded that shit? i did 5As in bleau that were harder o.O
or compare that to crocodil 6A ... wtf.
@@TheValinov I have noticed a trend in Bleau the last year where a lot of climbs seem to get downgraded over the years when comparing to older guidebooks. Another very good example is that 6A roof climb in L'Elephant
Crazy thing is that there is more dust at the middle line of 2:02
2:28 POV: Seeing the most dyno boulder route ever in ur gym
Feel like I stumbled onto church of scientology with this one
What a sad time to have eyes
ahahah the v7 slab has the grade visible
Try beast's liquid chalk for ur next review video from eddie hall
1:06 Obviously overhead Gru
Yo I saw my gym on here, I climbed the route at 1:19
i would climb that route many, many times
14:17 he is edging
"It's supposed to be a family friendly sport"? Nah - we climbers have always existed on the periphery of respectable society! Ne'er do wells, malcontents, loners lol. Sure, commercialisation seeks to sanitise everything but ... :) Best wishes, be safe, have fun!
BROOOOO 2:30 GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
climbing stuff doing an ahegao face is not something i would have expected from this video
To sign up for OF is like opening a bank account 😆
We need to get rid of it. Good stuff! lmao
13:42 the grade is literally on the wall
climbing stuff kiss me
Don't ask professional climbers for where the soft grades. They are the ones sand bagging all the V6s and lower.
He didn’t react to my dyno :(
that butt hold will be the starting point for many crack climbing careers, i guess
If you do a boulder that feels soft for the grade, just downgrade it 🤷
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Hey that’s me 😅
The Saint Static Society will be soon take over The Dynology Church.
Ha, no chance! The SSS can crawl sloowly under the rock from where they came from and statically cry themselves to sleep.
@@durabelle we'll see that, we'll see!
hilarious dude!
OK Josh Hutcherson
Easiest V17 is Burden of Dreams
Alphane has entered the chat
It’s scary how much you look like Dwoods in your ID photo
Anna hazelnut already have OF
The attempted ahegao 🥵😩
hey dude, I didn't know you spit
Greetings from germany my friend :D
Geometry dash background music?
Bro thinks he’s Alex Becker of Rock Climbing, literally try to watch these videos after one of the Becker ones :D cringey but this style is funny so it works.
3:50 this is the funniest idea i've ever heard i will probablly think of it even in my coffin
Respect for toby ngl
Jesus sends!
""Climbing Stuff"" yeeahhh sure 🤣🤣🤣
Give yourself 1/4 point if you guessed just one grade away. It will be more interesting.
We only care about touching plastic fake sandpaper rocks 😂
play peaks of yore
Did u know evolution is real
Nice
Bro the thumbnails are getting out of hand
I'm assuming there's a verification period for the thicc_holds account?
Can't find it. 😂
R/climbersgonewild
😅
Hi
To be honest, its a good idea to check your partners genitals for lumps and bumps so you can catch any STIs, cancers or other conditions quickly.
I cant keep defending you
Since you said that's the best 360 dyno you've seen, i assume you missed this one arm 360 dyno (second clip in this short): czcams.com/users/shorts3Of3hGFMqUU
Bro you sound like pewdiepie
peanits
diarrhea?
u got a problem with germans huhhh?
Bro you need to goto grade school again.
Pin me cuz Im first (I climb V7)😢
For every like this comment gets I will do 1 pull up
Could have gone with ClimbingStuffMe
you and pewdiepie should collab I feel you both have the same type of humor.
Smut just isn't one 100th as funny as smutty people think it is