What if Rambo Was in a Bond Movie? | Kill James Bond Highlight
Vložit
- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- Some say he's still in Shanghai Disneyland. From S3E1.5 ("Q&A 9") of the Kill James Bond podcast, hosted by Abigail Thorn, November Kelly, and Devon.
From / killjamesbond
Art by Mattie Lubchansky
ko-fi.com/kjbh...
Help Friend of the Show Ahmed escape Gaza with his family:
www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip
mister rambo, you arrive with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season
First Blood Rambo meeting Sheriff J. W. Pepper would be peak
Sheriff J.W. Pepper would make Sheriff Will Teasle from First Blood seem less contemptible.
"A chunk of traumatised pork" sounds like a cop who's seen some shit (Of his own making, of course).
Pretty sure that's just the cop from Die Hard
Harry Du Bois
Thank you for the Tim Curry "SPACE!" That little clip always makes my day
Spaayce!
@@QuintonMurdock The sheer joy on his face when he says it too!
Imagine Dr. Kaufman vs any non-old Rambo
"I scrubbed out of college tvice, I could shoot you from St-" _chokes on his own blood after Rambo rips his throat out_
Kaufman would die before saying a full sentence to Rambo.
I was just thinking, how did they make it through discussing _Tomorrow_ _Never_ _Dies_ without bringing up Rambo vs. Kaufmann?
It's a shame that they bring up Tomorrow Never Dies without speculating on an encounter between Rambo and Dr. Kaufman.
"What do you think about when you jerk off, Mr. Rambo?"
My brain is so shot that when Rambo vs. Jaws came up, I somehow thought of the shark.
If the shark got killed by Rambo from Rambo III, expect its death cry to be that of a mule.
Not just you. It happened to me, too
If you put First Blood Rambo in Casino Royal he would be in the one getting the PTSD comforting finger suck
Rambo vs Bond makes me imagine they're in a sort of Battle Royale Olympics where every country sends their best action hero
They're both fucked when India sends a Bollywood stud with a perfectly groomed beard and 20 backup dancers
Okay, hear me out:
Richard Kiel *as* Rambo
Addendum: Rambondctious.
I want to see Rambo becoming Entirely Japaneeese in You Only Live Twice. I want Stallone in the "Japanese" make-up trying to blend in among the 5'4 ninjas.
Craig Bond is almost a British John Rambo really
Also my visualisation abilities usually that great but I've just had a perfect image of topless sweatband machine gun bandolier Rambo sliding down the side of the Millennium Dome, and actually, yeah, we need to like AI animate that or something.
I want Rambo III Rambo in Casino Royale because everyone, even the torturers are all suits and shit and to put headband-Rambo in there more animal than man would be very jarring BUT funny