Nope, Think About It! Don't comment Before thinking for 30s lol. Even If they put a grate Most Jet Planes Fly At INTENSLY HIGH SPEED. Not Considering the bird's own speed. Even if they put a Cover in Front of the engines. It would be like slamming Into, A car going at 200km/h lol. Birdy Dies In All cases. - Avarage Aero Engineering Nerd
the problem is the speed at which the plane is approaching, it's so fast it might hit/suck them before they even notice, or before they can escape if they do notice it
@@BrentSudric most birdstrikes happen below 1km altitude so likely not too big of a problem for a bird to breathe. The real problem is that as you mentioned the speed of the plane certainly not gonna help, if you add a bird blocker and a bird hits it then it may be fatally hurt on the impact. Worse yet the blocker can break off during a birdstrike or even normal flight, (engine suction likely will try to send the remains of the bird into the engine), resulting in metal pieces along with the remains of the bird right flying into the already airflow-disturbed engine.
Revenge??? We made pigeons, then abandoned then and left them to fend for themselves. Look into the history of carrier pigeons if you're curious, it's fascinating, sad, and you'll probably have a lot more sympathy for them afterwards lol
Dead bird: I swear a flying metal came out of nowhere and hit me, it's like magic 😢 Bird reaper: Yeah yeah, a plane that hundred times bigger than you and you still can't see it 😒
@@villaskulcsgamer6210if a bird gets stuck literally everyone can die too, and if the plane falls after that then even more people would die. honestly a pretty big risk
i don’t think the problem it was trying to solve was killing the birds, i think the assumption was that birds might damage the engines, but apparently they don’t.
The engines are built to self contain a a critical engine failure within the cowling if there was large enough debris to stop it completely. However even ingesting a small bird would require the engine to be pulled and inspected just in case there was unknown critical damage.
Exactly what i thougth, like it would suck the bird with such a stregrh that it will make it a liquid, i also wonder how often this happen, like you migth randomly get sprayed with bitd guts
They needa make an adult movie about birds now and this has to be a seen but one of the birds are smart like Penguins of Madagascar but with seagulls 😂 katt Williams gotta play a bird no cap I need my bread if this movie comes out
But also, a dead goose stuck to a mesh is way worse of a blockage than even the mesh itself. A net would make the problem WAY worse because the goose is still getting sucked in.
ah didn't expect a multiverse of madness reference here, can we take a second to appreciate zombie defender stranger's design? damn using the souls of the damned as a cape and extra pair of hands was sick, I love you Sam Reimi
The important part is that any barrier would still kill the bird because of how fast the plane is going. So with dead birds being a constant, the focus is on passengers and the airplane.
Honestly, it is probably better for the bird. Just imagine the ridiculous amout of force at this position which would pull every organ out of the body of the animal. There is simply no way a bird would survive this. Being shred by the blade is probably much less painful.
I doubt the bird is feeling pain in most cases. Being hit at those speeds, it would either be killed or knocked unconscious before it even has time to feel pain.
The bird would have died anyway. You wouldn't survive a car hitting you at like 80 mph. So why would a delicate animal like a bird survive something going much faster? Even if it did it would probably plummet to its death.
@@elementgermanium I don't get how people fail to realize this. Even if you're not believing in bird bones breaking easily, rightfully so, you still should be able to see the destructive force of the impact. Bird bones are actually more dense that bones of mammals but if they break, they shatter in a million pieces. An average passenger plane flies about 900 kmh or 560 mph. Any object with less mass having a fraction of this speed would be able to kill the bird easily. I remember almost nothing from physics class but it isn't hard to imagine how a shot from a football player could already hurt some regular pigeon with lethal consequences. Edit: Now the numbers are corrected guys. If I messed up again, feel free to diss me as before, those where good roasts lmao. Still not as bad as thinking Birds could survive this impact though.
@@Bigmanbenjamin nothing at this time which makes it even more embarassing lol, i obviously meant 900km and 560mph. But that's me I guess, doing research and then being so trash at math i just invent another 0 hahaha
I think it should also be pointed out that even if bird blockers were put on, the bird would probably not survive the impact with it anyways, or in best case, get pretty injured. Also, even if the bird wasn't injured on contact, after the impact, the pressure against the engine would be so high that the bird would basically be stuck on the net until the plane lands. Edit: What the... how did I get 5k likes on this. By far my most liked comment on CZcams, thanks!
Further increasing the problem of restrictive airflow. From every logical standpoint it makes more sense to just build the engines to actually power through obstructions than try and protect them.
@@Not_interestEd-oh damn you must've graduated in Harvard with a PhD in planes cause I can't believe airplane engineers from like a hundred years ago to now have not thought of that before
Don't be so unsure, planes fly about 900 kmh or 560 mph and that would innihilate said bird. You'd probably need a DNA test to identify this leftover goulash as a specific bird
Probably the most realistic reason to why they are not used... that and reducing airflow...pretty sad someone felt the need to make this video.. obviously some idiots out there thinking it's a great idea for a safety feature to protect the plane and birds
Yeah, lol. People here don't seem to understand that the average airliner cruises at 475-500 knots (that's 547-575 mph or 880-926 km/h). Something moving 5 times faster than an express train will just pulverize it.
@@smallw1991 bro did you read his comment? He's saying building a barrier wouldn't help because the stupid bird is still gonna die when it hits the plane at Mach 3
@@walmartbarney No use. It would still pull the birds along with the air and into the engine. Either the engine lives along with everyone in the plane or the bird gets a chance to survive.
@@Hardcore_RemixerThat's why I was thinking to place a cone shaped grill. That should work to keep birds out but as someone pointed out, even a small part of a grill breaking and ending up in the engine would be way worse than a bird that at least doesn't contain a lot of metal parts. Still a goose in the engine can destroy it, like happened with the landing in the Hudson river. A rather disturbing thought.
“Have you ever wondered why jets don’t have a barrier in front of the engines?” Because if they did, the bird wouldn’t be the only thing fucking up the engine.
how tf is a barrier going to stop a bird from dying? it’s going to smash the gate at a very high velocity dying instantly from impact and get pulled through the barrier as pulverized mush. Regardless if it magically saved a bird or not, the air intake efficiency reduction is a big deal.
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 "correct, and starvation kills humans right? So lets make the jet engine a blender so the people below can eat a special blended seagull!"
Is that what Taco Bell uses for their beef? Whole mooing cow goes into the front, gets blended into hamburger, cooked/burned by the combustion, and then mixed with seasonings.
I worked at aerospace company for a while as an intern. I saw blades for engines like this and brought up birds. Apparently they test by throwing a raw chicken in an engine.
What an insightful comparison. Most of us wouldn't have been able to make the connection between the two incidents of animals getting killed by vehicles.
Or pulled through the gate anyway. I think they'd be pulled through. Not that the bird would ever find put, it be killed by the impact at 800+ km/h either way.
@@Crokatec i don't think the shape matters much, the bird would get stuck by the plane speed and vacuum of the engine, ignoring the fact that it could cause engine problems...
Correction: Not the whole blade is strong enough to take impacts. Modern jet engines use lighter materials with basically armor plating on impact points. In this case, that's the leading edge of the blades on the wing.
The engineers really said “some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
The famous saying of Lord Farquad
they made it shredd the birds into even smaller pieces
Nope, Think About It! Don't comment Before thinking for 30s lol.
Even If they put a grate Most Jet Planes Fly At INTENSLY HIGH SPEED. Not Considering the bird's own speed. Even if they put a Cover in Front of the engines. It would be like slamming Into, A car going at 200km/h lol. Birdy Dies In All cases.
- Avarage Aero Engineering Nerd
Well, if a bird gets sucked into a jet, a barrier wont matter because that birdie will die
@@erikblom3147also the barrier can kll the birds because planes are fast and the barrier is also sharp.
Birds: getting sucked into your jet engines.
Jet engine engineers: "Skill Issue"
this comment is fantastic
birds just need to git gud
Damn near 🤣
Yeah like the plane clearly had the right of way
Underrated comment
Even the barrier would slice them up at those speeds 💀
Ready made puzzle pieces 💀
Why did I have to watch this video 2 hours before I'm going on a flight
I assume you have landed now and the stress is over ? congrats@@montyjay2377
@@montyjay2377We'll it's not like youre a bird.
@@tylerweathersby😂😂😂😂fr
Jet Engine really said to the birds, "I forgot the part where that's my problem."
It’s going 600 mph, they’ll die anyway
Missed the part**
STGU YOU RUINED IT@@monkeydwaterace
😂💀
@@softsorry4334 nuh-uh
People: "But what about the poor birds?"
Engineers: "Oh don't worry, the blades can handle it"
Bird:💀💀💀
Wtf would you expect, something being so fast and being safe to be around?
I’m saying💀
Essentially what hes saying😂
Look at the bright side; Making the Blades more durable and stronger makes the process faster and thus less painful for the animal.
Engineers: *Will it blend?*
Ordinary Sausage after finding the bird remnants- *"Will it blow?"*
*"Will it Keel?"*
*"Will it vaporise?"*
Edit: chill
That is the question
That we are asking
"That can handle most *BIRDS* & debris"💀 He just smoothly said that👀
What the point of the 💀
can't like this comment its at perfect likes "69"
Bird is not that important, don't exagerrated it
Far more birds are killed for the serving of chicken on the plane than are killed due to bird strikes.
What does he mean by most? Like what if a HUGE bird hit the plane fan, would it explode?
Bird when human approach from 5 meters away: Danger!
Bird when a big ass plane flying toward them very very damn fast: This is no danger.
FR THO they’re stupid
the problem is the speed at which the plane is approaching, it's so fast it might hit/suck them before they even notice, or before they can escape if they do notice it
@Victorsandergamer Its past your bedtime, timmy.
@@Dark-mq5rzno one asked
@mahinakhter8157 Nonone asked for your overused and unoriginal attempt at an insult but here we are.
Engineers: "Well, if we can't stop then from dying then we'll have to kill them more efficiently."
I mean faster and more painless is better than slow and painful
Well, they can probably stop birds from dying but nobody gives a shit about that. Luckily, birds in most cases avoid planes.
@@Poptanicthey cant. If a bird gets in the way of a jet engine it's dead, simple as
@@CarlosAM1
Plus the speed of the plane and the altitude might make it hard to breathe anyway.
@@BrentSudric most birdstrikes happen below 1km altitude so likely not too big of a problem for a bird to breathe. The real problem is that as you mentioned the speed of the plane certainly not gonna help, if you add a bird blocker and a bird hits it then it may be fatally hurt on the impact. Worse yet the blocker can break off during a birdstrike or even normal flight, (engine suction likely will try to send the remains of the bird into the engine), resulting in metal pieces along with the remains of the bird right flying into the already airflow-disturbed engine.
Someone took " offense is the best defense " in an engineering way
Took*
@@charrle5208 thank you very much i appreciate it
Ikr
100% accurate 😂
lol Johnny Lawrence
Humanity's revenge on pigeons 💀
Revenge??? We made pigeons, then abandoned then and left them to fend for themselves.
Look into the history of carrier pigeons if you're curious, it's fascinating, sad, and you'll probably have a lot more sympathy for them afterwards lol
@@TheRenaSystem It's a Fecking joke (i said feck because CZcams is crazy and will lose their balls if i put a curse word in my reply)
@Derpyman2 Still better than Instagram that almost everyone said literally racist stuff...
Me thinking he was worried about the bird
Him: the jet engine is durable
Imagine flying with your homies before a jet comes up out of nowhere and turns you into a fucking smoothie.
Yeah that is some depressing shit.
Would never know it happened. From flying to ginsued ashes in a millisecond
Watch yo jet
Dead bird: I swear a flying metal came out of nowhere and hit me, it's like magic 😢
Bird reaper: Yeah yeah, a plane that hundred times bigger than you and you still can't see it 😒
LOL rip bird xD
At such high speeds, even a grate isn't gonna save a bird
Bird would get cubified
@@Moonshine449into millions of small cubes
Mf would get grated like a block of Parmesan cheese
It would make free Minecraft block bird meat
This is the correct answer 👏
"have you ever wondererd...." no, I haven't, but now I do 😂
Save the burds ❌
Fucking blended bird smoothie ✅
Airlines really said “ F them birds “.
Bro hundreds of people died because of birds 1 bird vs 300 people is way better than the opposite
@@dontgoonmyprofile9028the hell?
Dude people are more important than birds so yeah f them if it's about lots of people's lifes
@@villaskulcsgamer6210if a bird gets stuck literally everyone can die too, and if the plane falls after that then even more people would die. honestly a pretty big risk
@@mr_televisionn That's why they upgrade their blenders
It's also important to point out that part of the barrier can break and damage the engine more than just a birdstrike.
And if improperly placed, the engine could pull it and worse damage could happen.
Is aboutta happen
*hits tw-*
That's probably it! Very smart.😊
Even if it doesn't brake, if a bird hit it it would get stuck there obstructing the engine more and the bird would die a slow painful death
I dont even need to be an aircraft engineer or something to know that putting a barrier in an engine is a dumb idea. This is so true
worlds best blender,
it slices, its dices it just liquidised a seagull.
“Have you ever wondered?”
Never gets old💀
People don’t realize that even if there was a barrier in front of the engines, planes go about 600 mph it would still kill them.
i don’t think the problem it was trying to solve was killing the birds, i think the assumption was that birds might damage the engines, but apparently they don’t.
The engines are built to self contain a a critical engine failure within the cowling if there was large enough debris to stop it completely. However even ingesting a small bird would require the engine to be pulled and inspected just in case there was unknown critical damage.
Exactly what i thougth, like it would suck the bird with such a stregrh that it will make it a liquid, i also wonder how often this happen, like you migth randomly get sprayed with bitd guts
@@lucasolson66true
Wtf… you think this is about saving the bird????
**Large ass metallic flying machine rapidly approaching**
Bird: Frien :D
Bird 10 seconds later: 💀✈️
On September 11, 20-
*Famous last words*
*Large ass metallic flying machine*: hello i have come for food
Thats sad :((
when i get into youtube reels, the first thing i expect to hear is “have you ever wondered”. your videos are great lol
....Erm actually.. It's SHORTS, not reels! 🤓
@@martin_ish3re "erm... according to my calculations, *snort*..." 🤓☝
"have you ever wondered" HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE THING
*RIP In the chat to all the bird who always die in these incidents*
RIP 😔✊
F 😞✊
And people too bird strikes could cause deaths
Rip
f 🫡😔😢
Plane: *takes off*
A flock of birds: aye bro watch yo jet, watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JE-
Watch where your flying man 😂
underrated comment fr 💀
LOLL
They needa make an adult movie about birds now and this has to be a seen but one of the birds are smart like Penguins of Madagascar but with seagulls 😂 katt Williams gotta play a bird no cap I need my bread if this movie comes out
It took me a moment to realize but that pun cracked me up
The saddest thing is that if there was a barrier, birds will die the same from the head trauma
1 frame: bird infront of the engine
Other frame: *splash*
"making the mother of all omlettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg"
good joke
Good référence ☠️🙏
@@THE_FBI76are you french
Motivative
I heard of that quote before. But I forgot where it came from
Engineers:" *If it dies it DIES* " 💀
I see the Ivan Drago referance haha.
But also, a dead goose stuck to a mesh is way worse of a blockage than even the mesh itself. A net would make the problem
WAY worse because the goose is still getting sucked in.
Same for engines bruv
"Yes, but your sacrifice will worth more for the life of Multiverse"
- Defender Strange, I guess
ah didn't expect a multiverse of madness reference here, can we take a second to appreciate zombie defender stranger's design? damn using the souls of the damned as a cape and extra pair of hands was sick, I love you Sam Reimi
Basically:
_”why make a barrier when you can make a blender”_
When the birds hear about the "very durable blades” 💀
💀
followed by the wildest euphemism ever concieved in the history of language for transsonic evisceration and julienning: "handle"
Quite literally dead. Due to the blades.
PETA watching this after taking a jet to a conference:
PETA must be getting wet at all the animal death
gosh dangit peta
Dagburnit, PETA.
Don't worry, Peta also loves killing animals.
If PETA cares about the small (relative) amount of birds that die by bird strike they gonna hate cats
"Handle" said Dumbledore calmly
Molly from GTA 5 would approve this idea😅
That bird went kamikaze mode
Now the planes are kamikaze planes
It channelled its inner Japanese pilot
Mom its raining red!
Not really, kamikaze is done willingly
But they didn't successfully damage anything, They didn't die for honor they died because of stupidity 😂
"Some of you may die, but to be honest, I don't really give a shit"
-The engineers
Dang
@@suckdeeznuts1 do you people have anything else better to do other than comment “COPIED COMMENT!!!”
@@suckdeeznuts1at least it rhyme unlike you
The important part is that any barrier would still kill the bird because of how fast the plane is going. So with dead birds being a constant, the focus is on passengers and the airplane.
@soul_king- what is the point
"Handle it" 😂
Birds when a jetplane approaches: Ooh a sandwich
Birds when we approach them: RUN!!
"No, no. Its cheaper just to have you die"
-Professor Farnsworth
Honestly, it is probably better for the bird. Just imagine the ridiculous amout of force at this position which would pull every organ out of the body of the animal. There is simply no way a bird would survive this. Being shred by the blade is probably much less painful.
I doubt the bird is feeling pain in most cases. Being hit at those speeds, it would either be killed or knocked unconscious before it even has time to feel pain.
The barrier would kill it anyways. Guess you don't know but airplanes are fast as fuck. If the grade hit the bird it will die either way.
The bird would have died anyway. You wouldn't survive a car hitting you at like 80 mph. So why would a delicate animal like a bird survive something going much faster? Even if it did it would probably plummet to its death.
The sheer impact would kill th e bird nontheless
Engineers really said to birds "Your safety is not my concern" 💀💀💀
With the speed planes fly at, a barrier would not save them lmao
@@elementgermanium I don't get how people fail to realize this. Even if you're not believing in bird bones breaking easily, rightfully so, you still should be able to see the destructive force of the impact. Bird bones are actually more dense that bones of mammals but if they break, they shatter in a million pieces. An average passenger plane flies about 900 kmh or 560 mph. Any object with less mass having a fraction of this speed would be able to kill the bird easily. I remember almost nothing from physics class but it isn't hard to imagine how a shot from a football player could already hurt some regular pigeon with lethal consequences.
Edit: Now the numbers are corrected guys. If I messed up again, feel free to diss me as before, those where good roasts lmao. Still not as bad as thinking Birds could survive this impact though.
@@Bigmanbenjamin Just casually flying at hypersonic speeds.
@@reinrassigerStuhlbro you got them Mach 5 passenger planes?
@@Bigmanbenjamin nothing at this time which makes it even more embarassing lol, i obviously meant 900km and 560mph. But that's me I guess, doing research and then being so trash at math i just invent another 0 hahaha
I think he winked when he said "the blades can handle these birds"
Now here's the question: Do Vegans, and people from PETA fly on airplanes?
Engineers really said: " No pain , no gain"
to be fair there's probably not much pain, you get misted in an instant.
😂
@@CausticPyro so will the engine
No it didn't. THE engine will break from the pain. Omg
I think it should also be pointed out that even if bird blockers were put on, the bird would probably not survive the impact with it anyways, or in best case, get pretty injured.
Also, even if the bird wasn't injured on contact, after the impact, the pressure against the engine would be so high that the bird would basically be stuck on the net until the plane lands.
Edit: What the... how did I get 5k likes on this. By far my most liked comment on CZcams, thanks!
Further increasing the problem of restrictive airflow.
From every logical standpoint it makes more sense to just build the engines to actually power through obstructions than try and protect them.
@@Not_interestEd-oh damn you must've graduated in Harvard with a PhD in planes cause I can't believe airplane engineers from like a hundred years ago to now have not thought of that before
@@firkejdjneii28283. He was simply putting down a point for anybody who may not have got it, no need to be so rude.
@@firkejdjneii28283bad day?
Don't be so unsure, planes fly about 900 kmh or 560 mph and that would innihilate said bird. You'd probably need a DNA test to identify this leftover goulash as a specific bird
Jet engine engineer: "Now I have become death, the destroyer of birds."
"My skills is about using": *propellers*
"i do not need the barrier, engineer, I AM THE BARRIER"
-jet engine's blades
"a bird flies into me, and someone gets damaged? No, engineer. I am the one who does the damage"
I am the danger -Walter White
Engineer: What kind of defence is this!?
Blades: I AM THE DEFENCE!
@@theaussiemudkip355 I read Engineer's Voice in Dell's Voice from TF2.
No it cannot handle the bird. It will break
Imagine the bird hits the barrier and the barrier gets pulled in as well.
THIS. This would be game over
shot on iphone
Holy fuck
Shit
Probably the most realistic reason to why they are not used... that and reducing airflow...pretty sad someone felt the need to make this video.. obviously some idiots out there thinking it's a great idea for a safety feature to protect the plane and birds
There should be warning signs on jets so birds can read and stay away 😅
Me here thinking he was worried about the birds when he was really worried about the engine 💀
Okay!
Builds barrier*
Bird: still flies into the jet barrier and gets obliterated by the high speeds the jet was going*
Yeah, lol. People here don't seem to understand that the average airliner cruises at 475-500 knots (that's 547-575 mph or 880-926 km/h). Something moving 5 times faster than an express train will just pulverize it.
I think we need a diverter to the rear of the engine. Every flight needs extra sauce packets.
@@derekeuchner1800💀
You would rather hundreds of people burn alive or drown instead of a single bird instantly dying?
@@smallw1991 bro did you read his comment? He's saying building a barrier wouldn't help because the stupid bird is still gonna die when it hits the plane at Mach 3
"Bro that bird cooked faster than the furnace in Minecraft 💀"
faster than fire aspect
@@Crazy-dlwah Hahaha 🤣 bro you got me bro.
true
furnaces arent even that fast
@@cl0wny_ycompared to real life it is
We getting free KFC with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯
Bird: "Ay bro watch yo jet, watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JET!!"
You can save the birds, *but* plane will go slower
Engineers: *sharper blades it is then*
"Bring me the nukes. I shall end the birds' suffering."
Nope, u increase chances of planes to malworking
You won’t save the birds though. The impact will most likely still kill the bird.
The birds would die upon hitting the grates.
It's not just slower, but also significantly higher fuel consumption and more pollution due to incomplete burning of the fuel.
Also snow accumulation on the grils will be a massive problem for flights in hard climate conditions and high altitude
co-pilot: "There's snow on the windscreen"
pilot: "turn on the windscreen heater"
co-pilot: "There's snow on the grills"
pilot: "God damn grills!"
theres snow "cancel the flight"
How about like some sort of opening on the sides? To make up for the bird thing.
@@walmartbarney No use. It would still pull the birds along with the air and into the engine. Either the engine lives along with everyone in the plane or the bird gets a chance to survive.
@@Hardcore_RemixerThat's why I was thinking to place a cone shaped grill. That should work to keep birds out but as someone pointed out, even a small part of a grill breaking and ending up in the engine would be way worse than a bird that at least doesn't contain a lot of metal parts. Still a goose in the engine can destroy it, like happened with the landing in the Hudson river. A rather disturbing thought.
Rip untitled goose
"Mom look a bird he is aproachin the eng....."
"Do we go under it or do we go above it?"
"No we go *Through* it"
Oml that Michael Rosen reference just gave me memories
Rip Bozo -🕊
“Have you ever wondered why jets don’t have a barrier in front of the engines?”
Because if they did, the bird wouldn’t be the only thing fucking up the engine.
Yep -- getting anything sucked into a jet engine is bad, but if that thing is made of metal, you're probably not gonna have an engine afterwards
Birds : you can't defeat me
The turbain engineer : nah i'd win
Birds: flying
Jet engine: nom nom nom 🍽️
Jet Engine: *"NOM NOM NOM"*
Faerts*
"Name nom name"
We need a Kirby-shaped turbine
Alucard has become the SR-71
That GTA 5 mission 💀
Ah yes, Legal Trouble
Can't forget in Caida Libre when the pilot of the charter jet calls out his engine failure as "birdstrike"
Well, that kind of accident actually happened here at Mumbai International.
@@zenvir1680 really?
@@Iroquoisball yes, not joking
Those birds be thinking: "is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. Its a meat grater."
"But.. and the birds?"
Enginners: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
Bro explained the entire GTA 5 lore
MOLLY NO
@@alnobasheer6967*Gets turned into a fine red mist*
Red ice cream
Dude that what I think about when I see Planes or Syndrome from The Incredibles died that way too lol because of his cape
@@alnobasheer6967Molly: “He kills people! Help me!” ʳᵘⁿˢ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵗᵘʳᵇⁱⁿᵉ
“This bird is dead, it just doesn’t know it yet”
🎅 🎅 🐡 🥕
@@ghostridersinthesky21 "so people have been tagging me in this video"
🎅🎅 🤑
🎅🎅🐱
HO HO HO
Bird to god : "idk what happened, I was just flying, now im talking to you"
Engineers: *”…so you’ve chosen death”*
If that was a fan in my PC, it'd still be 54° Celcius 💀
then your pc will explode
Need to upgrade, brother.
💀
Lemme guess, 13900K/14900K?
So basically what they did is completely stop focusing on saving the birds and decided to just make a stronger blade to blend them💀
they would have died anyway due to the speed planes travel at
and if its not due to speed the air pressure would have
Dawg birds will fly away cause they heard a footstep 2 miles away but will fly directly into a jet engine, it’s just natural selection atp
how tf is a barrier going to stop a bird from dying? it’s going to smash the gate at a very high velocity dying instantly from impact and get pulled through the barrier as pulverized mush. Regardless if it magically saved a bird or not, the air intake efficiency reduction is a big deal.
if they get smashed by the plane they still die cuh
They want a better blender…
Bro i heard the GRG flood theme for a second.
I just realized where the design for the podracers in star wars came from
"Huh? Help the birds be safer? Define safe"
-engineers
I define safe as humans not dying
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 "correct, and starvation kills humans right? So lets make the jet engine a blender so the people below can eat a special blended seagull!"
@@cultofhampter he gets it
@@cultofhampterhow would you make a 150 ton plane traveling over 500mph safe for ANY birds?
@@krashedfiles exactly! You don't.
“Yo my homies I see a tunnel imma go in- AHHHHHHHH”. 💀💀🖐🏼
THUS NEEDS MORE LIKES LOL😂😂😂😂
FATALITY!!
Jet engine wins
Bleed
Bird when it sees the jet: OH THATS HOME LETS HOP IN
"Most birds"
That one bird: Hold my egg
"Sir, we've designed a bird blender."
"You can't call it that; no one will buy it."
"Sir, we've designed a turbofan."
"Perfect."
The New & Improved Bird Blender it slices , it Dices & Cooks Birds in Milliseconds.
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Is that what Taco Bell uses for their beef?
Whole mooing cow goes into the front, gets blended into hamburger, cooked/burned by the combustion, and then mixed with seasonings.
@@Jeff-ss6qt That machine would make a "Shhqloeup" sound
bro's really answering everyone's questions randomly 💀
Ok
says the person who thinks he’s the best using the skull emoji. That is overrated
@@Helpthevoidiswithme💀
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Imagine just flying around and an engine killing you
I worked at aerospace company for a while as an intern. I saw blades for engines like this and brought up birds. Apparently they test by throwing a raw chicken in an engine.
Smart of them to design blades strong enough to withstand birds and super heroes who didn’t take Edna’s advice
hm... i dont think the blades can handle superman.
@@J.Severin *kryptonite blade noises*
that bird is like the equivalent of deers running into cars
Human transport causes the death of an animal… oh dear 😅
@@Celestial-yq6hzoh *deer*
What an insightful comparison. Most of us wouldn't have been able to make the connection between the two incidents of animals getting killed by vehicles.
Rest in peace, loyal assistant
People: but what about those poor birds?
Engineers: womp womp
Even if they did put a grate on the engines, a bird would just be stuck to the grate for the entire flight due to the suction from the engine
Or pulled through the gate anyway. I think they'd be pulled through.
Not that the bird would ever find put, it be killed by the impact at 800+ km/h either way.
It would actually make it worse...
Make the grate cone shaped
@@Crokatec i don't think the shape matters much, the bird would get stuck by the plane speed and vacuum of the engine, ignoring the fact that it could cause engine problems...
@@LRM12o8Mmm diced bird
Bro took "I DONT GIVE A SHIT" to a whole new lvl 💀
Because birds will 😂
Bird dies in jet engine
Engineer:Target finished
This channel has most random but interesting shorts, i absolutely love all of them!!
The engineer just woke up and said,"To gain something, sacrifices are needed"
Hasn't that been the Human motto throughout most of history?
That is the law of equivalent exchange!
The odds of a bird getting caught off guard and sucked into an engine, would be like the odds of a human getting struck by lightning. Rare
"Offense is the best defence 💀"
The bird itself: 💀
Birds : *new fear unlocked*
The birds are in kamikaze mode💀💀💀
45 likes and no comments let me fix that
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Stolen?
Is that something to do with humans? I’m not letting my anxiety ruin the day.
Correction: Not the whole blade is strong enough to take impacts. Modern jet engines use lighter materials with basically armor plating on impact points. In this case, that's the leading edge of the blades on the wing.
I wasn't expecting to see a bird turn into paste today, also wasn't expecting them to be made of that much paste