The dwarves radiating small brain energy for almost 10 minutes - The Hobbit

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  • @ama200
    @ama200 Před rokem +5095

    the fact that elves aren’t vegetarian but they gave the dwarfs vegetables just to piss them off

    • @lunagrace2872
      @lunagrace2872 Před rokem +910

      And some people say elves don’t have a sense of humor. I find them quite mischievous funny myself 😂

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem +76

      @@lunagrace2872 indeed

    • @Yusuf-ok5rk
      @Yusuf-ok5rk Před rokem +90

      @@lunagrace2872 read this with gimmli's voice

    • @j.c.t.
      @j.c.t. Před rokem +287

      @@lunagrace2872 The elves in the books are actually a very funny bunch. E.g. they sang and made jokes about Bilbo when the Group first visited Rivendell. The Elves in the movies are much more serious.

    • @KeruToL
      @KeruToL Před rokem +9

      They are in _Eragon_

  • @liveforlife2494
    @liveforlife2494 Před rokem +3589

    Kili saying "You must be Mr. BOGGINS!" with such utter confidence gets me every time.

    • @saraautio5693
      @saraautio5693 Před rokem +293

      And with the biggest, purest grin on his face, he's the epitome of :D

    • @gerbilgirl4254
      @gerbilgirl4254 Před rokem +149

      And Fili just like: Bro that's not his name, is it?

    • @kashmello
      @kashmello Před 11 měsíci +63

      I refuse to believe he’s wrong in any capacity.

    • @crimsoncanopy1168
      @crimsoncanopy1168 Před 10 měsíci +85

      Golden Retriever energy ✨

    • @flowerfaerie8931
      @flowerfaerie8931 Před 6 měsíci +52

      The quick cut to Bilbo’s “NOPE,” and him slamming the door in their faces kills me every time.

  • @philip8498
    @philip8498 Před rokem +7293

    the dwarfs radiate the biggest "me and the bois" energy on planet earth.

  • @podrickfookinpayne2329
    @podrickfookinpayne2329 Před 2 lety +7298

    Thorin and Balin collectively share the group's only working brain. It's brilliant.

    • @lissie7053
      @lissie7053 Před rokem +951

      Balin holds onto it for most of the time, Thorin occasionally borrows it

    • @robfab5204
      @robfab5204 Před rokem +106

      @@lissie7053 agreed🤣🤣

    • @lenanana8
      @lenanana8 Před rokem +100

      @@lissie7053 Haha so true! Poor Balin, I love him so much.

    • @istvanmolnar1697
      @istvanmolnar1697 Před rokem +72

      Bilbo Boggins, and Gandalf aren't dwarves, and like that they don't count in here, so actually, yep, I agree!

    • @markhunter3533
      @markhunter3533 Před rokem +22

      *Working neuron

  • @gildedgoblin2999
    @gildedgoblin2999 Před rokem +2190

    I swear, that entire adventure had only five brain cells, and Bilbo had 3 of them.

    • @Josku2411
      @Josku2411 Před rokem +265

      And Balin had the other 2 and borrowed half or maybe 1 to Thorin on occasion

    • @comfycabin124
      @comfycabin124 Před rokem +63

      Don't forget about Gandalf

    • @Josku2411
      @Josku2411 Před rokem +212

      @@comfycabin124 Nah cuz Gandalf has his own pool of brain cells..he does not share them

    • @comfycabin124
      @comfycabin124 Před rokem +25

      @@Josku2411 fair enough

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@Josku2411eru had to give them to him

  • @norakbubbles
    @norakbubbles Před 11 měsíci +1050

    "You must be Mr. BOGGINS!"
    "If there's a key... there must be a door"
    "I lost my way... twice"
    *The line of Durin everyone*

  • @ama200
    @ama200 Před rokem +2605

    what i love the most is that they don’t hold back their chaotic behaviors even thought they’re always in front of their king. just shows how chill thorin actually is

    • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
      @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 Před rokem +280

      also a testament to just how little of a fuck the Dwarfs give to proper etiquette.

    • @TheSuperPlayer707
      @TheSuperPlayer707 Před 10 měsíci +140

      In the books he's even more relaxed, always being playful and optimistic, making kind of bro jokes with Bilbo and such, but being badass when he needs to be.
      Still thinking that looking he was performed serious the most of the time in the movies was a bit confusing to me but in the movie context it's kinda fitting.

    • @SentimentalFellaVA
      @SentimentalFellaVA Před 7 měsíci +44

      @@TheSuperPlayer707In the hobbit he’s a more laid-back, if sometimes stuffy-in-a-comical-way, character, but in the Appendices and the Unfinished Tales he’s much more serious and proud and vengeful. I think the writers and actor drew from that portrayal.

    • @whiterabbit4917
      @whiterabbit4917 Před 7 měsíci +6

      he's not that chill he's just accepts it

    • @ClaudiaPerezquintero
      @ClaudiaPerezquintero Před 6 měsíci +3

      Sin contar cuando se bañaron en pelogas en las fuentes de Rivendel, alguien los vio ++

  • @ladylightning1741
    @ladylightning1741 Před rokem +1230

    Galadriel: Why the halfling?
    Gandalf: We needed at least one braincell.

  • @chrissamuel4528
    @chrissamuel4528 Před rokem +2239

    The scene where they can't see that Bilbo's tryna save them from getting eaten by the trolls until Thorin has to point it out alwaysss getsss meee. Such perfection.

    • @Nutsource
      @Nutsource Před rokem +2

      Huge parasites

    • @rewto5131
      @rewto5131 Před rokem +183

      It even took him a few seconds to piece it together, what Bilbo was doing.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem +1

      It shows how few brain cells they have

    • @aquamarie3117
      @aquamarie3117 Před rokem +183

      wE dON't HAvE pAraSiTEs yOu hAvE PaRasiTeS

    • @neonventor4777
      @neonventor4777 Před rokem +109

      "Ive got worms as big as my arms"🤣

  • @password110
    @password110 Před 2 lety +4523

    i swear Martin Freeman is soo good at being annoyed and its absolutely hilarious

    • @six______
      @six______ Před rokem +200

      literally the most accurate comment ive seen on his performance as bilbo LMAO

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee Před rokem +127

      I found out today that he's actually 51. The way he's styled as Bilbo makes him look so much younger to me for some reason 🤔

    • @BitestheStuff
      @BitestheStuff Před rokem +126

      @@bekleedee He must have been in his early 40s or late 30s when they casted him then. The first Hobbit film is about 10 years old now.

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee Před rokem +45

      @@BitestheStuff oh wow. I forgot that they were that old. I should remember because I saw the battle of five armies with my partner when we started dating 😅

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader Před rokem +4

      I agree. xD

  • @pyrusss2312
    @pyrusss2312 Před 2 lety +4304

    Fili's detective skills make Sherlock himself quiver in his boots

    • @lexmcmillan8033
      @lexmcmillan8033 Před 2 lety +182

      I think that a crack!vid I watched summed it up nicely;
      Fili: If there is a key, there must be a door!
      Bilbo & Everybody Else: No Shit!

    • @zoebrugg7594
      @zoebrugg7594 Před rokem +46

      Just what I was thinking. 🤣 And we love him for it.

    • @bryanfan3175
      @bryanfan3175 Před rokem +78

      Fun fact, smaug is played by Benedict Cumberbatch, who played Sherlock Holmes and Watson was played by the same guy who does Bilbo

    • @nickolaskech5846
      @nickolaskech5846 Před rokem +15

      Yeah even Watson notticed

    • @Elic1tshots
      @Elic1tshots Před rokem +17

      @@bryanfan3175 Sherlock himself here lads

  • @zoegami_
    @zoegami_ Před 2 lety +5087

    Fili: "If theres a key, there must be a door"
    the line of durin everyone :D

    • @entfremdet_naz
      @entfremdet_naz Před 2 lety +541

      Kili: "You must be Mr. Boggins!"
      Thorin: "I lost my way, twice."

    • @miharufujimoto6414
      @miharufujimoto6414 Před 2 lety +180

      @@entfremdet_naz Dwalin: "We have a key, which means there is somewhere a keyhole"

    • @Ellie_22
      @Ellie_22 Před 2 lety +57

      I got this line in my Fanfiction, and my chatacter even thinks "drawfes are not one of the cleverest races in middle esrth"

    • @LuzMaria95
      @LuzMaria95 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol 🤣

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 Před rokem +4

      Whait let me hold yer breath.

  • @AuroraPearlstein
    @AuroraPearlstein Před rokem +1353

    “I GOT PARASITES AS BIG AS MAH ARM” always gets me

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin Před 2 lety +2637

    Thorin has control of the group’s one brain cell most of the time

    • @tita_piranna
      @tita_piranna Před 2 lety +60

      *most*, you're right 😁😁

    • @LuzMaria95
      @LuzMaria95 Před 2 lety +8

      🤣

    • @varalyn9714
      @varalyn9714 Před rokem +314

      No, Balin does. He occasionally lets Thorin borrow half of it

    • @potatoe-master191
      @potatoe-master191 Před rokem +16

      @@varalyn9714 yes 😭

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 Před rokem +48

      Most of the time because Bilbo keeps it safe the rest of the time.

  • @adrianmaciej2186
    @adrianmaciej2186 Před rokem +1587

    You have to appreciate how they could have precisely estimated durability of table so that they knew exactly one snack is enough to break it, but they couldn't, for the life of theirs, figure out simple latch on the doors

    • @evanramp536
      @evanramp536 Před rokem +181

      Dwarves: Loads of technical prowess; NOOO common sense whatsoever.

    • @rileyhaynes2515
      @rileyhaynes2515 Před rokem +82

      To be fair, they were being chased by a giant bear

    • @cockycookie1
      @cockycookie1 Před rokem +55

      Imagine being chased by a giant mutant bear. You wouldn't have the right presence of mind in that moment either

    • @murzkatze
      @murzkatze Před rokem +21

      the real question is, how the hell did he got on the table?? Its way to high.

  • @tearez13
    @tearez13 Před 2 lety +3166

    Bilbo: *clearly looks like he needs a minute *
    Bofur, in the cheriest voice imaginable: Abright flash of light, searing pain, and you're nothing more than a pile of ash!
    Bilbo faints
    Beorn: What are you? A traveling circus?
    Gandalf: You know what? Yeah, because they are all clearly clowns.

    • @TheDaxter11
      @TheDaxter11 Před rokem +99

      Think furnace, *_with wings!_*

    • @voxistaken
      @voxistaken Před rokem +41

      Made me spat my drink with that comeback

    • @anton.chigrinetc.96
      @anton.chigrinetc.96 Před rokem +16

      I literally read that in their respective voices.

    • @jamie6603
      @jamie6603 Před rokem +9

      Gandalf: Very helpful Bofur

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 Před 2 lety +1208

    They share a single brain cell between them and Bilbo is holding onto it for safekeeping.

  • @erynrosemary9116
    @erynrosemary9116 Před 2 lety +3723

    Bofur has to be like the best dwarf imaginable, like even as a side character he still has the funniest scenes

    • @ralfjunvald1083
      @ralfjunvald1083 Před 2 lety +106

      THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL MY FAMILY

    • @Khyll110
      @Khyll110 Před rokem +11

      nah gloin is

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil Před rokem +53

      I grant you, Bofur could be quite delightful.

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 Před rokem +28

      And he never talks until bofa which is hidden behind the director’s cut.

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 Před rokem +16

      @@hunterrhoades1813 whats bof- the directors cut

  • @Daecoth
    @Daecoth Před rokem +696

    Gandalf's introducing the Dwarfs in ones and twos getting cut from the theatrical cut was the greatest crime against the book that I can never forgive.

    • @user-dj1ss4rq1l
      @user-dj1ss4rq1l Před rokem +28

      oh, so that's why I never seen this scene and a couple more... Can you say where can I watch the full film with all of the scenes?

    • @user-dj1ss4rq1l
      @user-dj1ss4rq1l Před rokem +4

      @@sesesuzer yeah, that'll do.

    • @potat19
      @potat19 Před rokem +3

      @@user-dj1ss4rq1l did you know where? I can’t seem to find the extended version

    • @jrs2617
      @jrs2617 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@potat19123movies website hv the extended editiob for the hobbit 2

  • @avatar2233
    @avatar2233 Před rokem +249

    3:28 Imagine a face of a guy who has been told to 3D model 13 naked dwarves just for 5 seconds of screen time

  • @lucasistrom
    @lucasistrom Před rokem +861

    At 4:44 I like how none of them except Thorin can think hard enough to open the latch on the door

    • @chaosthebaryonyx6344
      @chaosthebaryonyx6344 Před rokem +67

      Took me all these years to notice that

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 Před rokem +65

      So that's why he's the king xD

    • @kohinattosru8587
      @kohinattosru8587 Před rokem +7

      I would propably try to smash the door myself in this situation... 😅

    • @joakimberg7897
      @joakimberg7897 Před rokem +8

      It must be the panic, but even then you must remain calm and think things through

    • @eldijugrato9475
      @eldijugrato9475 Před rokem +8

      Lol I always thought that only Thorin and Dwalin were tall enough, but Dwalin didn't think to get the latch.

  • @hubertdenise3100
    @hubertdenise3100 Před rokem +1256

    The team:
    Biblo- the burglar and escape artist
    Thoin- the leader
    Balin- the brains and expert
    Dwalin and
    most of other dwarfs: the muscle
    Bofur: the healer
    Gandalf: the guide
    Kili: the elf seducer

    • @martmeisterpaladin4074
      @martmeisterpaladin4074 Před rokem +141

      Oín (with the ear trumpet) would be the healer.
      Nori (with the keepsakes) would be the backup thief.

    • @Christhegreatbro
      @Christhegreatbro Před rokem +56

      @@martmeisterpaladin4074 I could swear Gloin is a banker lol

    • @eduardolivi2175
      @eduardolivi2175 Před rokem +26

      i think theres a chemist also

    • @cockycookie1
      @cockycookie1 Před rokem +65

      Fíli - the backup leader who gets less screentime than his little brother

    • @unfadingtoast1
      @unfadingtoast1 Před rokem +14

      Bombur and Ori: ambassadors

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus Před rokem +737

    James Nesbit as Bofur was a delight - he was the dwarf who was as silly as the rest, but you have to admit he was the most compassionate of the lot.
    He not only understood Bilbo's desire to leave the group in the first movie, but also helped him escape Thorin's wrath in the third film.

    • @jackiesliterarycorner
      @jackiesliterarycorner Před rokem +68

      He also, didn't get mad at Bilbo when he said how they didn't belong anywhere. He was hurt, but was forgiving of the comment.

    • @sitinurdinieahmadhatta8752
      @sitinurdinieahmadhatta8752 Před rokem +34

      Bofur is one of the underrated characters he deserves more screen time

    • @Gary_The_Metro
      @Gary_The_Metro Před 7 měsíci +8

      He was my favourite by far, I loved every scene he was in

  • @OwlBard
    @OwlBard Před 2 lety +1840

    This is such a well-casted group of dwarves. They all work together so well.

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee Před rokem +93

      I've seen so many people ragging on the hobbit movies lately. I really enjoyed them.

    • @Th3M4k40n
      @Th3M4k40n Před rokem +25

      It's just a shame that out of 3 movies they all hardly had any character development whatsoever. I enjoyed the movies overall but was really excited to learn more about them all especially their tragic past

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee Před rokem +11

      @P.J. Frost I agree. As much as I loved Encanto, the hobbit movies were so fun and expanded so much in what was....a kind of simple book. I read it again recently and was pretty surprised by how little there actually is in it.

    • @mr.k418
      @mr.k418 Před rokem +24

      @@bekleedee it’s amazing what people realize is decent once something truly awful arrives.

    • @protector_of_the_realms
      @protector_of_the_realms Před rokem +23

      @@Th3M4k40n The dwarves were one of the few changes I liked in the films over the books in their individuality and unique distinctness. They really should have played into this as it was one of their strongest strengths rather than giving us ridiculous over the top, nonsensical boring action (especially in the Third film). And obviously it should have taken precedence over all the cringe worthy bs Percy and Master stuff as well as Gandalf and Legolas’s side stories too despite my deep love for both of those latter characters. I just wish we got the return journey over the mind numbing action too, it was called there and back again for a reason ffs ahah. That could have been extremely deeply emotionally resonant to show a montage of Bilbo’s return journey and dinning with Beorn with all the empty seats and such. But ah well the first film is truly great imo and I still like the second enough which I used to prefer as a kid when it came out. Have always disliked the third though

  • @JohnSmith-tt3go
    @JohnSmith-tt3go Před 9 měsíci +74

    I swear these dwarves are the embodiment of "He's not the brightest but he's got the spirit"

  • @lenanana8
    @lenanana8 Před 2 lety +1075

    The Dwarves' expression when meeting Beorn:
    - look friendly
    - look menacing/tough
    - look scared
    The polarity between Dwalin and Balin is crazy for two brothers!

  • @justaperson3450
    @justaperson3450 Před rokem +530

    9:13
    “SHOOT HIM!”
    “WHERE?!?”
    “IN HIS JAMBAGS!!”
    “IT DOESNT HAVE ANY JAM BAGS!”
    Gets me every time 😂

    • @jamie6603
      @jamie6603 Před rokem +23

      What even are jambags

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn Před rokem

      @@jamie6603 Balls. Testicles. Scrrrrrrrrrrrrotum.

    • @amyconway1631
      @amyconway1631 Před 11 měsíci +32

      @@jamie6603balls

    • @avrace2708
      @avrace2708 Před 10 měsíci +12

      That's stupid actually, in first movie they hit one Stone Troll in to Balls and he was in pain. Another thing that movie forget that have

    • @janoschjobstmann4588
      @janoschjobstmann4588 Před 6 měsíci +8

      I think the only ball joke in movies i found remotely amusing

  • @queenofqueen-4598
    @queenofqueen-4598 Před rokem +211

    Bilbo: Have you smelt them? You're going to need a lot more than sage before you plate this lot up
    Thorin's dramatic ass: ✨tRaItOr✨

  • @johno5605
    @johno5605 Před 2 lety +927

    the fact that most of them are Irish or Scottish just makes even more funny

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Před rokem +62

      Mainly Northern English and Scottish. I think only Bofur is Irish

    • @witoldschwenke9492
      @witoldschwenke9492 Před rokem +53

      It's great because irish and Scottish really do act like dwarves naturally

    • @johno5605
      @johno5605 Před rokem +10

      @@YodaOnABender my point exactly

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Před rokem +15

      @@witoldschwenke9492 don’t forget us northerners, we’re literally descended from Vikings lol

    • @writethosefeels
      @writethosefeels Před rokem +21

      @@YodaOnABender Aidan turner (kili) is also Irish

  • @trixus4768
    @trixus4768 Před rokem +205

    "No, master Gloin, he's offering you food"
    All the dwarves: "Quick conference, now!" 😂😂😂

  • @findorbed
    @findorbed Před rokem +650

    People say that the Hobbit movies were trash, but I have some of the best memories watching them. Sure not as great as LOTR but still better than 95% of the movies out there.

    • @leelduttis4086
      @leelduttis4086 Před rokem +42

      Especially the first movie

    • @bugcatcherjacky1334
      @bugcatcherjacky1334 Před rokem +40

      Never liked LotR, loved the Hobbit though

    • @alejandronieto4212
      @alejandronieto4212 Před rokem +68

      First Hobbit movie is awesome, its just the whole deal started to flop the moment they introduced Tauriel and gave elves more and more screenplay.
      Dwarves are amazing creatures and characters, and its sad the trilogy that was suppoused to be about them got derailed (still great entertainment to watch tho, and 90% of the time you see dwarves being dwarves is great).

    • @gekozilla7339
      @gekozilla7339 Před rokem +17

      They aren't like the book, or even nearly as good. But they're still amazing j their own right

    • @spooky5216
      @spooky5216 Před rokem +45

      those people will complain about anything the hobbit was an amazing trilogy

  • @-Tony513-
    @-Tony513- Před 2 lety +644

    4:05 "We were on the road…well, it’s not so much a road as a path…actually, it’s not even that, come to think of it, it’s more like a track. Anyway, the point is we were on this road, like a path, like a track" 😆

  • @milliesaysokboomer
    @milliesaysokboomer Před rokem +767

    ‘That one there’s not bad’
    ‘That’s not an elf maid’
    Lmao 🤣

  • @afgpielover
    @afgpielover Před rokem +155

    Nah the best line is
    Bilbo: good evening
    Balin: yes, Yes it is.
    Gandalf literally used that against Bilbo when Bilbo said good morning to him.

    • @twig_a_liz
      @twig_a_liz Před 26 dny +3

      This implies that the greeting of "Good morning/good evening" is localised to the shire, which is even funnier

  • @FoxNHound
    @FoxNHound Před rokem +813

    You forgot the scene of Thorin not being able to see a giant ass staircase in a statue THAT HIS OWN KIN HAD BUILT AND CREATED?
    “You have keen eyes Mister Baggins.”
    BRO ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE 😭
    Edit: Shoutout to the replies catching two things:
    -Thorin in the books did not have very good eye sight. (Probably what the line ‘You have keen eyes Mister Baggins’ was referencing’)
    -Hobbits have better eye-sight than dwarves

    • @miss_clouds_extra4075
      @miss_clouds_extra4075  Před rokem +50

      Nooo I really forgot that part😢

    • @lisjp6333
      @lisjp6333 Před rokem +52

      I believe it has more to do with the fact (although it is not really stated) that Thorin has a bad eyesight, rather than what the video title says :) Although it was still hilarious of him to act like he's never seen it in his life, so I do agree with you💀

    • @FoxNHound
      @FoxNHound Před rokem +23

      @@lisjp6333 I think I read in the book (or on some LOTR’s lore) that hobbits have better eye-sight then dwarves as a whole. In the books at least Thorin was pretty old, but in the movies, I don’t think they ever mention or reference him having bad eyesight. But Gandalf does say in the movies hobbits have good eyes.

    • @FoxNHound
      @FoxNHound Před rokem +16

      @fee foo that is true. Also Thorin was probably super nervous and anxious and was like bugging out the entire time lol. But I just thought to add it in since Thorin grew up in Erebor, and as a prince you would assume he would know his home inside and out.

    • @fablucia
      @fablucia Před rokem +13

      Alternatively : for once Thorin just wanted to give Bilbo a compliment :)

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce Před rokem +73

    3:39 he knew exactly how much more weight was needed to break the chair. Now that’s an engineer

  • @six______
    @six______ Před rokem +307

    martin freeman as bilbo baggins was fantastic, ive never seen a protagonist like him in fantasy media, hilariously practical compared to everybody yet somehow he still fits into the narrative and aesthetic.

  • @angelacomeaux1953
    @angelacomeaux1953 Před rokem +292

    8:15 “uhh i asked him!” literally makes me laugh every time

  • @camthewolfgamer8632
    @camthewolfgamer8632 Před rokem +310

    6:19 Gandalf's face just screams: "oh sh*t we're all going to die if they don't stop"

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před rokem +36

      And Bilbo's there like "Yea, I know exactly how do you feel."

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper Před rokem +8

      Gandalf: Brave enough to face a Balrog in a fight to the death
      Also Gandalf: Terrified of the Dwarves being Dwarves in front of Beorn

    • @barrydalton4743
      @barrydalton4743 Před 5 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@JohnPeacekeeperto be fair he was trying to at least negotiate as peacefully as he could against someone he could reason with. Plus the dwarves would be in more danger than anyone else

    • @lucywilliamson6330
      @lucywilliamson6330 Před 2 měsíci

      😊​@@barrydalton4743

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron Před rokem +110

    Dwarves are the epitome of the phrase "Make yourself at home."

  • @bo_chloer
    @bo_chloer Před 2 lety +376

    the dwarves were all cast amazingly

  • @mistressofsong
    @mistressofsong Před 2 lety +212

    I can see why Martin Freeman pulled the finger so often on set

  • @Tounushi
    @Tounushi Před rokem +99

    "Very helpful, Bofur..."
    I'm picturing him answering with a cheery "Why, thank you."

  • @IAsimov
    @IAsimov Před rokem +461

    Those dwarves are the reason I got the greatest praise I have ever got as a Dungeon Master.
    A friend that came out from watching the movie, giddy as all hell, was asked about it.
    "I didn't know what was going on, but it reminded me SO much of our adventures in D&D!"

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 Před rokem +33

      That is so wholesome!! 🥹🥹🥹

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před rokem +41

      They really do have D&D party fucking around as a bunch of whacky dwarfs energy whilst Gandalf feels like their ever suffering DM

  • @alexandermorales4322
    @alexandermorales4322 Před rokem +77

    *silence* “I’ve got parasites as big as my arms!”
    Never fails to kill me

  • @mistofstars
    @mistofstars Před 2 lety +550

    You forgot the scene in which Oin says "He said he's an expert, hey hey!" or when Bilbo scouts for them in DOS at the beginning "Did they see you?" "What did I tell you, quiet as a mouse" and the dwarves babbling excitedly. God they're so stupid. I love them. Great vid! Exactly what I needed

  • @That_0ne_Dev
    @That_0ne_Dev Před rokem +81

    "Think furnace, with wings. Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash." - That line gets me every time and idk why

  • @biancabeldie2162
    @biancabeldie2162 Před rokem +214

    8:17 That scene cracks me up! 😂”By my beard is THAT THE TIME?!!!!!” 🥴😱

    • @devoncarter613
      @devoncarter613 Před rokem +4

      Pretty sure he says town not time but it sure sounds similar

    • @DariusOfPersia
      @DariusOfPersia Před rokem +19

      @@devoncarter613 No, he says time. As in "Am I late?"

  • @ProbablyWontReply
    @ProbablyWontReply Před rokem +65

    "Do we know each other?"
    "No."

  • @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133

    Gandalf when briefing the dwarves: "Alright, I need you all to go to this guy's house and act like the stupidest, weirdest idiots in the world... what do you mean, 'why?' BECAUSE!"

  • @Man-O-Little-Tan
    @Man-O-Little-Tan Před rokem +110

    "If theres a key there must be a door"
    "If theres a hole theres a goal"

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao Před rokem +25

    They weren’t hiring a burglar they were hiring the company’s only brain cell

  • @eagleandy1
    @eagleandy1 Před rokem +36

    2:45 'Does he offer us insult?!?' me when I hear a language I don't speak

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 Před rokem +26

    bilbo went and read the terms and conditions only to click disagree

  • @OhSPY.
    @OhSPY. Před rokem +70

    It still feels so strange but awesome to know that Graham McTavish, the man who played Dwalin, was the voice of Dracula.

    • @LunCham
      @LunCham Před měsícem +1

      and the Thorin's actor is the voice for Trevor Belmont!

  • @_____2219
    @_____2219 Před 2 lety +218

    For a dwarf who are known to be excellent smiths they are very lacking in the brains department

    • @thecajunphoenix
      @thecajunphoenix Před rokem +47

      It's also because Dwarves think more with their hearts than they do with their brains.

    • @evanramp536
      @evanramp536 Před rokem +28

      Dwarves: Loads of technical prowess; NOOOO common sense whatsoever.

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 Před rokem +16

      Masters of smithing and stoneworking...and absolutely nothing else

  • @wildbill9490
    @wildbill9490 Před rokem +30

    “You can’t reason with them; they’re halfwits!”
    “Halfwits? What does that make _us?”_

  • @mansingh1423
    @mansingh1423 Před 2 lety +226

    So haapy to see many people still watch hobbits and lotr like me 😭😭😭😭😭so nice to see

    • @PhoenixPhantom1337
      @PhoenixPhantom1337 Před rokem +6

      Im watching the first hobbit rn and in gonna marathon the whole series. LOTR included

    • @eduj
      @eduj Před rokem +9

      @@PhoenixPhantom1337 if you haven't already seen it, watch the extended versions of lord of the rings. so much gets cut from the theatrical versions - it doesn't do the films credit.

    • @potat19
      @potat19 Před rokem

      @@eduj where can I watch them?

  • @Spare835
    @Spare835 Před rokem +63

    The fact that beside all this I still love them regardless makes me finally understand how my parents feel about me.

  • @kacharman4182
    @kacharman4182 Před rokem +107

    When I was young I did not know anything about lotr movies, but when the Hobbit movie came out I watched and then I became obssesed, then I watched the whole lotr trilogy and became more obssesed. I love this franchise. And to think some people hate Hobbit movies

    • @waynepurcell6058
      @waynepurcell6058 Před rokem +8

      People dislike them because the Hobbit movies ARE bad. Truly bad. You have to remember Tolkien isn't just
      "entertainment" for a HUGE portion of the fan base. Tolkien's writing is studied just as rigorously as religion and history by many (even though it's fictional). There are college courses on the study of Tolkien's work. Tolkien is taken pretty seriously by those who have been reading and studying Tolkien for decades. So yes, even when a more lightweight work like "The Hobbit" gets reduced to "amusing entertainment" that's 60% comedy, 25% action movie, and 15% "WFT?" the hardcore lifelong fan base isn't going to like it (if not be outright offended by it). I know a few people that can quote from "The Lord of the Rings" and "Silmarillion" just like a Theologist can quote from the Bible.

    • @charchadonto
      @charchadonto Před rokem +4

      It is not so much hate, it is more dissapointment.
      LOTR were 3 large books that got 3 movies, while the hobbit was 1 small book that got stretched into 3 movies. And it suffers for it
      For one, many additions of stuff that was unnessecary, like the barrel river action scene, the forced love triangle between legolas-tauriel and kili.
      Oh and the heavy presence of Legolas who was never mentioned in the book and should have been a quick cameo at best.
      On their own the movies are alright, but if you know LOTR and the books. it is painfully obvious these movies got stretched out for money.

    • @bugcatcherjacky1334
      @bugcatcherjacky1334 Před rokem +23

      @@waynepurcell6058 In other words: Y'all are obsessed over books about a fictional world created for the main purpose of entertainment like most books. Y'all need to chill, it's just books, not a new gospel

    • @Megrez-Alberich
      @Megrez-Alberich Před rokem +6

      @@bugcatcherjacky1334 Besides, in many regards the Hobbit movies are way better than the book. It might be a beloved classic, (and don't get me wrong, I truly love the book), but at times it's a bit like Noddy in Middle-Earth. It's kids stuff. Lovely, charming, endearing, well-written kids stuff with transparent and interchangeable characters, a simple quest, tons of narrative ellipses, caricatural villains that are ridiculed by the hero (the Spiders, Smaug), a good moral, etc., but kids stuff nonetheless.
      The biggest complaint one can make about the movies is that more often than not they don't respect the tone and the feel of the book. That's my biggest gripe with the movies. It has nothing to do with Tauriel, or the overabundance of bad CGI, or the lame humor, or the fact that the movies are bloated and way too long. It's about desperately trying to turn a lovely fairy tale into a dark, violent, and epic story.

    • @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
      @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 Před rokem

      @@bugcatcherjacky1334 LOL

  • @corancoranthemagicalman
    @corancoranthemagicalman Před 2 lety +73

    Will we ever have the same natural high as Bombur catching that egg in real time.

  • @millartiste2d
    @millartiste2d Před rokem +17

    I like to think that Hobbits are masters of shade. Subtly insulting you with a polite smile like grandma's inviting each other for tea and biscuits while trying to one up each other with their grandson's achievements.
    Meanwhile dwarves, as witty as they can be, like a more direct approach. Blunt remarks and literal interpretations of words. The perfect counter to Bilbo's snark. The reason they came across as so rude to him may have been due to their utter lack of understanding of Hobbit social cues and rules. I find that delightful.

    • @AncientHope
      @AncientHope Před 5 měsíci

      😂 Okay, I kid you not, I read the first part of this with a light Bilbo-ish hobbit accent, and then unconsciously switched to a dark heavy dwarf accent, akin to Thorin’s, for the second part.

  • @teleportedbreadfor3days
    @teleportedbreadfor3days Před rokem +84

    Their simplicity is its own beauty. It wouldn’t be Tolkien work without it. After all, it’s about more than the fantasy aspects and epic battles between good and evil.

  • @kw9849
    @kw9849 Před rokem +9

    3:47 If it's actually 2nd Age, the candle stick he's holding is between 3000 to 6000 years old and a priceless artifact.

  • @supercrafter5351
    @supercrafter5351 Před rokem +18

    "don't move" he tells the severely injured guy lololol

  • @shadowthoughts7959
    @shadowthoughts7959 Před rokem +48

    We all need friends like these...

  • @Ivy99999
    @Ivy99999 Před rokem +17

    "By Durin! You've lost your Axe!"
    "No he's not! There ya go cousin"
    "Ya know where you can stick that" 😂🤣

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 Před rokem +31

    The hobbit would be a single film if the dwarfs were slightly smarter.

  • @valthonispaladine7999
    @valthonispaladine7999 Před rokem +9

    "It's supposed to look like that, it's crochet."
    "Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you have the balls for it."

  • @liv5455
    @liv5455 Před rokem +16

    “we don’t have parasites, YOU have parasites!!!” lmaooo

  • @joshuajones6460
    @joshuajones6460 Před 5 měsíci +8

    My favorite is 3:35 !
    Dwarves have a keen insight for architecture and structural integrity, so Bofur knew EXACTLY that the sausage would do that🤣

  • @jenslyhne6921
    @jenslyhne6921 Před rokem +45

    bofur best side character ever ngl

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 Před rokem +40

    They may not be the best nor brightest of the lot, but they sure know how to be likable

  • @andrews_lego_tanks_and_more

    I absolutely love the banter and chemistry between the dwarves, really one of my favorite parts of the movies.

  • @ditzen89
    @ditzen89 Před 4 měsíci +6

    The scene where they slowly reveal themselves to Beorn is funnier than the book, which is difficult to pull off!

  • @kiamatthews2027
    @kiamatthews2027 Před 2 lety +96

    Oh those last two scenes at the end were golden!!! 😂😂

  • @ironvlogger9712
    @ironvlogger9712 Před 2 lety +164

    You must be Mr Boggins😁

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 Před rokem +18

    2:19 Throin has at least one

  • @AnOriginalYouTuber
    @AnOriginalYouTuber Před rokem +19

    At the start of the book, Bilbo was a scared fool but at the end, he was brave and wise. The dwarves were petty and ignorant but not exactly stupid.

  • @venomslayer9899
    @venomslayer9899 Před rokem +11

    Dwalin- "Hit tem in the jam bags!" 😡
    Kili - "He doesn't have any jam bags!" 😂

  • @zenikashorts489
    @zenikashorts489 Před rokem +16

    “YoU mUsT bE mR bOgINS” *thorin kicks them* “I’ve got a parasite as big as my arm! The biggest parasite you’ve ever seen”

  • @laracroft293
    @laracroft293 Před 2 lety +49

    0:30 that cut 😂😂😂

  • @AndrewLawler-iq1dc
    @AndrewLawler-iq1dc Před 2 měsíci +3

    the "Made in Rivendell" is hilarious

  • @ashleythibault5434
    @ashleythibault5434 Před 2 lety +109

    How am I just seeing this now?!?! Dwarves are the best company to keep 🤣🤣

  • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989

    jimmy nesbit really just plays the perfect northern irish man for this role

  • @tomatosoup1304
    @tomatosoup1304 Před rokem +14

    The scene with the dwarves appearing two by two was so funny and had me cackling during the book scene. Also say what you may about the movies but the Lego game SLAPS

  • @AionAwakening
    @AionAwakening Před rokem +15

    "made in rivendel, second age... Couldn't give it away!" This is the best for shadowing ever done.

    • @AionAwakening
      @AionAwakening Před rokem +1

      @@sesesuzer A recent amazon show has inspired me to make this comment.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 Před rokem

      @@AionAwakening I feel you, mate.

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 Před rokem +24

    Thorin, Dwalin and Balin the war veterans.
    Thorin, Fili and Kili the royals.
    Thorin and everyone else are good with metals.
    Thorin and Balin the planners of the journey.
    Thorin carried this team before Bilbo lol

  • @11Survivor
    @11Survivor Před rokem +19

    Poor Balin looks so done with the rest of them half the time...

  • @argon2423
    @argon2423 Před rokem +23

    I'd say Balin and Bofur are my favourite of the Company.

  • @alicecornamusini9032
    @alicecornamusini9032 Před 2 lety +43

    Once in a life time at the end is something beautiful

  • @gabriellealtman
    @gabriellealtman Před rokem +166

    for anyone curious, thorin apparently told thranduil "îsh kakhfê ai’d dur-rugnul!” which means "may my shit be poured on your face"

    • @Irizzrizz
      @Irizzrizz Před 10 měsíci +34

      Thats awfully polite

    • @iwatchtoomuchtwoset
      @iwatchtoomuchtwoset Před 7 měsíci +11

      im gonna start using that now

    • @flowerfaerie8931
      @flowerfaerie8931 Před 6 měsíci +20

      I read it translated as “die a fiery death” which is why Thranduil immediately starts talking about dragon fire. Thorin had to have mentioned fire somehow or that wouldn’t have come up.

    • @manmoy4104
      @manmoy4104 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I swear Gimli said this exact shit to Haldir in Lothlorien 😭

    • @flowerfaerie8931
      @flowerfaerie8931 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@manmoy4104 He does seem to be saying the same thing, though the pronunciation is slightly different.

  • @lordfeish1927
    @lordfeish1927 Před rokem +13

    all of them but thorin maxed out strength and constitution and dumped intelligence

    • @Josku2411
      @Josku2411 Před rokem +1

      You're forgetting Balin who had an age caused stat swap and now looks entierly done with the company like half the time

  • @MultiverseWars
    @MultiverseWars Před rokem +13

    I love how we can all agree on the fact that the only one that has a fully functional brain is Balin and occasionally Thorin borrows it 💀

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Před rokem +27

    Still a more faithful Tolkien representation than Rings of Power. . .

    • @w40k_rocks
      @w40k_rocks Před rokem +3

      Okay Issac Schmitt just because they have black people in the show doesn't make it bad

    • @mvh7762
      @mvh7762 Před rokem +8

      @@w40k_rocks Now there's a lot more than that, if we're talking about faithful Tolkien representation. I've only watched two episodes, but would need more than two hands to count the times it has directly contradicted Tolkien's words

    • @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
      @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 Před rokem +3

      @@mvh7762 more than 8

    • @javierrodriguez-batllori733
      @javierrodriguez-batllori733 Před rokem +1

      No it aint

  • @squishynoodle311
    @squishynoodle311 Před 2 lety +60

    B O N K 0:14

    • @lenanana8
      @lenanana8 Před 2 lety +2

      I cried for 15 minutes laughing!

  • @broken6795
    @broken6795 Před rokem +27

    DOnt care what people say, i enjoyed the movies

  • @LoraLindemann
    @LoraLindemann Před 5 měsíci +4

    1:57 It's that "NO" to me

  • @Hallowoct313
    @Hallowoct313 Před rokem +6

    “He’s offering u food” dwarven discussion ensues

  • @rrows5803
    @rrows5803 Před rokem +12

    The Dwarves, doing some bullshittery in the elf fountain.. Pretty relatable XD