An exclusive interview with Prisoner Harry Kane 12 years into his sentence at the Cockney Alcatraz Tottenham Hotspur Prison. #tottenhamhotspur #harrykane #prison #premierleague
Harry and Son have outscored everyone over the last few years......and won nowt. It's too late for him now. Just stay there and be the legend. It's nearly over Harry.
I think Son is happy just playing at a club that values him in a partnership with a great creator and goalscorer in Harry Kane Harry Kane on the other hand seems to want to leave and is an idiot that believes whatever Levy tells him
Son has been fairly poor this season, though. The spurs team is fairly good not world class but it's a good team the problem is consistency and the fact that we don't spend enough money only spurs can beat city then lose to Leicester the next week or beat Chelsea then lose to Sheffield United the next week.
This is pure genius Darren absolutely brilliant 🤩. You just keep on getting better with these vids. Harry Kane saying I’ve never killed anyone apart from the 53 thousand pigeons in Qatar 🤣🤣🤣.
I am a Spurs fan and if he wanted to go I would understand why, not hold it against him and wish him the best of luck- and most Spurs fans feel the same, saying that nobody forces these players to sign contracts.
This is comedy gold. Even has a golden pigeon award next to him in the Hottenham Totspur prison. 😂🤣
The best one with Harry Kane so far! Jam packed with brutal oneliners, kept me all smiles and laughing all the time: epic one, Darren! 🙇
This is pure gold ✨️ 💛 big Ginger warden at Everton 🤣🤣
T-Bag with nevilles face stuck over it is an absolute gem.
What makes his sketches even funnier ,is the background. Very clever😂
He signed the contract didnt get a release clause his own fault
But Harry ain't the sharpest tool in the box.. hardly his fault
@@CMSG1979 They're becoming more common. In Spain they are mandatory.
@@emmettoliver definitely not the brightest, but you would think that he would get himself a decent agent .
He thought 'gentlemen's agreement is enough'..
@@stevenclarke5606 well theres the problem, his agent is his brother iirc
Hottenham Totspur gets me every time. If ever you need a laugh, FarleyTV hits the spot......unlike Harry in Qatar. Yeah, obviously.
Absolutely brilliant, had to watch it several times to appreciate all the one liners 😂
As Simon Jordan would say "Harry needs to back the courage of his CONVICTIONS" absolute dollars for donuts bleeding berk
If Kane does not run out his contract no one should feel sorry for him, he needs to leave
Just signed a new deal last summer didn't he?
Totally agree, for us fans we can endure not winning anything for decades but as an athlete its unacceptable...
He has a contract until next summer so he could say sell me this summer or im going for free next summer
Why can’t he step up then and actually win a trophy for Spurs
@@zigzagnemesist5074 not easy when he is surrounded by deadwood except Son, this season Spurs are holding on tight for top 4 coz of his goals
I gotta hand it to you, my man Farley. That's truly creative!
When Harry gets interviewed now he is concentrating so hard not to say "obviously"😄😄
Obviously these brilliant clips help us all hanging on to our sanity.
This is one of your best yet, I've got tears! 😅😅😅
The backing scenery got me laughing, and then Mr Farley delivers a pure masterclass as Harry kane
Harry and Son have outscored everyone over the last few years......and won nowt. It's too late for him now. Just stay there and be the legend. It's nearly over Harry.
It's not just Kane but also Son who seems silly enough to agree with contract extensions when there's no hope for Tottenham 🤦♂️
I think Son is happy just playing at a club that values him in a partnership with a great creator and goalscorer in Harry Kane
Harry Kane on the other hand seems to want to leave and is an idiot that believes whatever Levy tells him
They just want the money.
Not all athletes want trophies.
Son has been fairly poor this season, though. The spurs team is fairly good not world class but it's a good team the problem is consistency and the fact that we don't spend enough money only spurs can beat city then lose to Leicester the next week or beat Chelsea then lose to Sheffield United the next week.
The Man City duvet and pillow 😂😂
Darren your videos are pure gold mate, keep them coming more Big Sam and Simon Jordan please
No no no, I’ve never killed anyone, ohh part from 54 pigeons in Qatar! Im dead ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
This is pure genius Darren absolutely brilliant 🤩. You just keep on getting better with these vids. Harry Kane saying I’ve never killed anyone apart from the 53 thousand pigeons in Qatar 🤣🤣🤣.
“Cockney Alcatraz…”…🤣
I feel sorry for Harry and I’m a Arsenal man.
Ericson left Tottenham, died, came back to life and still won a trophy before Kane.
The voiceover at the end is the cherry on the cake 🎂😂👏👏
This is super clever comedy gold 😅 and on the wall “ Danjuma was here 2023” 😂
Love the t-bag reference 🤣
Brilliant as always😂
Levys face on the dart board.....🤣🤣🤣
Love they'd vids m8
'Warden Levy...'
Gold 🥇 😂
Absolute magic!!
Brilliant Darren, pure gold 👌 love his manc cushions. Warden Levy 🤣🤣
@The Cockney Alcatraz - A very apt description for Hottenham Totspur.
Absolutely brilliant.
Once again great fun and a great idea Harry Kane prisoner !
Legendary 🤣🤣🤣”Tottenham get battered everywhere they go……everywhere they go”🤣🤣🤣
Harry has four runner up-trophies, two for England and two for Spurs. Impressive for such a talented striker. #FreeThePigeonSlayer
3 If you add epl runner up
He either doesn't care about winning trophies or he's going to think back on his career and think "what if?" had he moved given the opportunity.
@Mysterious Stranger well he said he wanted to win trophies with spurs but that's most likely not going to happen
Bit of Simon Jordan creeping in there....great video.😂👍
im on the floor darren how do you do it total brilliance..
You're a talent and shd be on mainstream TV!
They put people in headlocks there 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
We know mate, we saw it🙄
Very creative
this bloke is fantastic
Daniel Levy on the dartboard 🤣 Gary Neville T-bag 🤣. It’s the little things.
My sentence has been reduced 6 months to 470 years 😂😂😂👍
416*
Gold!
Funniest one yet Darren 👍
On the bright side, in 5 years he'll be the perfect age to win a title with City, unfortunately it will be NYCFC in MLS. 😂
I laughed at the thumbnail before the video started 😂😂😂
Brilliant just Brilliant
Imagine if Kane leaves from Hottenham Totspur to assna!!! It's gonna be peak
This background is just soo funny 😅😃
Hotenham Totspur 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a Spurs fan and if he wanted to go I would understand why, not hold it against him and wish him the best of luck- and most Spurs fans feel the same, saying that nobody forces these players to sign contracts.
Brilliant
This man makes me laugh uncontrollably 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Brilliant.
Just gets better what a sketch warden levy 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏
Darren Farley is a legend!!
The facial expressions at the start 😂
Brill as ever 👍 YNWA
Class act ❤
LMAO love it. Always makes me smile
Cockney Alcatraz!!! Classic! Loving Farley at the minute!
Free Kane
love this Farley guy so funny Obviouslyyyyyy
That City Duvet and Pillow😂
Out of all your videos, considering he didn’t even get to stop Spurs crashing out of the fa cup, this one is priceless. Obviously.😂
Give Clint Eastwood a ring Harry. He knows the way out of Alcatraz.
#FreeHarryKane
Great idea for a sketch. Warden Levy😂😂
Obviously great
Farley you are the best
hysterical!
"Danjuma was here" 🤣
Top comedy quality 👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Free Harry Kane!
keep that MFer locked up!
Genius mate, genius
“I don’t want to go to Everton” 😂
This bloke cracks me up 😂😂😂
Hahaha the perfect theme! 😂
"Warden Levy" 😂😂
You just know if it’s a Kane impersonation, it’s starting with yeah obviously 😂😂
It's your fault harry for signing a 50 year contract 20 years ago
He should make one of Kane talking to his agent brother who signed 6 years with a verbal/ handshake release clause! Maybe Xmas dinner?
‘Warden levy ‘😂
#JusticeforHarry
Kane signed a 6 year contract with Spurs! 😄
Warden Levi 😂😂
As an Arsenal supporter all I can say is "Ah. Poor thing." 😃😀😄
" I think of those Pigeons every day" 😆😆😆
Free harry kane right now, he deserve a trophy
"Warden Levy"..................💀🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Gotta love kane
Fkn brilliant 😂😂😂😂
I cant..🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Superb video, such a shame he’s still there, he will end up like Alan Shearer if he’s not careful.
Shearer won the league though.
Yet he won the premier league. Tottenham never have and never will lol
At least Shearer won the Prem.
What loved and adored by his city
@@darthwiizius Yes he did with Blackburn, i meant when he ended up at Newcastle, all those years without a trophy.
Brilliant 👏
Yeeeeaaaahhh Obviiioouuslyyyy