Harry Kane...Prisoner of Tottenham Hotspur

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  • čas přidán 1. 03. 2023
  • An exclusive interview with Prisoner Harry Kane 12 years into his sentence at the Cockney Alcatraz Tottenham Hotspur Prison.
    #tottenhamhotspur #harrykane #prison #premierleague
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  • @bramford7e
    @bramford7e Před rokem +139

    This is comedy gold. Even has a golden pigeon award next to him in the Hottenham Totspur prison. 😂🤣

  • @MartinGogov
    @MartinGogov Před rokem +130

    The best one with Harry Kane so far! Jam packed with brutal oneliners, kept me all smiles and laughing all the time: epic one, Darren! 🙇

  • @emmettoliver
    @emmettoliver Před rokem +56

    This is pure gold ✨️ 💛 big Ginger warden at Everton 🤣🤣

  • @mrshankly213
    @mrshankly213 Před rokem +19

    T-Bag with nevilles face stuck over it is an absolute gem.

  • @DMMJBSM
    @DMMJBSM Před rokem +22

    What makes his sketches even funnier ,is the background. Very clever😂

  • @royalblue4852
    @royalblue4852 Před rokem +124

    He signed the contract didnt get a release clause his own fault

    • @emmettoliver
      @emmettoliver Před rokem +18

      But Harry ain't the sharpest tool in the box.. hardly his fault

    • @phoenixfire6559
      @phoenixfire6559 Před rokem +1

      @@CMSG1979 They're becoming more common. In Spain they are mandatory.

    • @stevenclarke5606
      @stevenclarke5606 Před rokem +2

      @@emmettoliver definitely not the brightest, but you would think that he would get himself a decent agent .

    • @alone2break
      @alone2break Před rokem +7

      He thought 'gentlemen's agreement is enough'..

    • @dandagames6030
      @dandagames6030 Před rokem +13

      @@stevenclarke5606 well theres the problem, his agent is his brother iirc

  • @andrewwade2022
    @andrewwade2022 Před rokem +43

    Hottenham Totspur gets me every time. If ever you need a laugh, FarleyTV hits the spot......unlike Harry in Qatar. Yeah, obviously.

  • @BlackRussian31
    @BlackRussian31 Před rokem +31

    Absolutely brilliant, had to watch it several times to appreciate all the one liners 😂

  • @johnedwards3198
    @johnedwards3198 Před rokem +20

    As Simon Jordan would say "Harry needs to back the courage of his CONVICTIONS" absolute dollars for donuts bleeding berk

  • @Ouaziz186
    @Ouaziz186 Před rokem +205

    If Kane does not run out his contract no one should feel sorry for him, he needs to leave

    • @emmettoliver
      @emmettoliver Před rokem +6

      Just signed a new deal last summer didn't he?

    • @dimpho_simon
      @dimpho_simon Před rokem +5

      Totally agree, for us fans we can endure not winning anything for decades but as an athlete its unacceptable...

    • @robzombie5928
      @robzombie5928 Před rokem +6

      He has a contract until next summer so he could say sell me this summer or im going for free next summer

    • @zigzagnemesist5074
      @zigzagnemesist5074 Před rokem +6

      Why can’t he step up then and actually win a trophy for Spurs

    • @dimpho_simon
      @dimpho_simon Před rokem +11

      @@zigzagnemesist5074 not easy when he is surrounded by deadwood except Son, this season Spurs are holding on tight for top 4 coz of his goals

  • @soccerstuff6519
    @soccerstuff6519 Před rokem +19

    I gotta hand it to you, my man Farley. That's truly creative!

  • @nonnayoubuzinnes1669
    @nonnayoubuzinnes1669 Před rokem +4

    When Harry gets interviewed now he is concentrating so hard not to say "obviously"😄😄

  • @daviddavies2945
    @daviddavies2945 Před rokem +5

    Obviously these brilliant clips help us all hanging on to our sanity.

  • @markn5904
    @markn5904 Před rokem +3

    This is one of your best yet, I've got tears! 😅😅😅

  • @alanwallis2467
    @alanwallis2467 Před rokem +10

    The backing scenery got me laughing, and then Mr Farley delivers a pure masterclass as Harry kane

  • @elainekerslake6865
    @elainekerslake6865 Před rokem +32

    Harry and Son have outscored everyone over the last few years......and won nowt. It's too late for him now. Just stay there and be the legend. It's nearly over Harry.

  • @aidygooner
    @aidygooner Před rokem +25

    It's not just Kane but also Son who seems silly enough to agree with contract extensions when there's no hope for Tottenham 🤦‍♂️

    • @yaboykirby7789
      @yaboykirby7789 Před rokem +4

      I think Son is happy just playing at a club that values him in a partnership with a great creator and goalscorer in Harry Kane
      Harry Kane on the other hand seems to want to leave and is an idiot that believes whatever Levy tells him

    • @ippinekebe3238
      @ippinekebe3238 Před rokem +3

      They just want the money.
      Not all athletes want trophies.

    • @RoyalRegimentofScotland
      @RoyalRegimentofScotland Před rokem

      Son has been fairly poor this season, though. The spurs team is fairly good not world class but it's a good team the problem is consistency and the fact that we don't spend enough money only spurs can beat city then lose to Leicester the next week or beat Chelsea then lose to Sheffield United the next week.

  • @dannymcardle4754
    @dannymcardle4754 Před rokem +16

    The Man City duvet and pillow 😂😂

  • @lifestyleschannel8508
    @lifestyleschannel8508 Před rokem +1

    Darren your videos are pure gold mate, keep them coming more Big Sam and Simon Jordan please

  • @KevinCarter420
    @KevinCarter420 Před rokem +27

    No no no, I’ve never killed anyone, ohh part from 54 pigeons in Qatar! Im dead ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @sarahspeedie3300
    @sarahspeedie3300 Před rokem +19

    This is pure genius Darren absolutely brilliant 🤩. You just keep on getting better with these vids. Harry Kane saying I’ve never killed anyone apart from the 53 thousand pigeons in Qatar 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @rodhunt5199
    @rodhunt5199 Před rokem +7

    “Cockney Alcatraz…”…🤣

  • @alandavies3727
    @alandavies3727 Před rokem +19

    I feel sorry for Harry and I’m a Arsenal man.

  • @mattburle8295
    @mattburle8295 Před rokem +3

    Ericson left Tottenham, died, came back to life and still won a trophy before Kane.

  • @kerrysgold1
    @kerrysgold1 Před rokem +2

    The voiceover at the end is the cherry on the cake 🎂😂👏👏

  • @katkat3156
    @katkat3156 Před rokem +1

    This is super clever comedy gold 😅 and on the wall “ Danjuma was here 2023” 😂

  • @agentwalker
    @agentwalker Před rokem +5

    Love the t-bag reference 🤣

  • @Sam-tx1tn
    @Sam-tx1tn Před rokem +5

    Brilliant as always😂

  • @benllewellyn1887
    @benllewellyn1887 Před rokem +6

    Levys face on the dart board.....🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulmccafferykieronmccaffe750

    Love they'd vids m8

  • @sonofaseawarrior
    @sonofaseawarrior Před rokem +3

    'Warden Levy...'
    Gold 🥇 😂

  • @miketurnbull6235
    @miketurnbull6235 Před rokem +8

    Absolute magic!!

  • @kevintinegate7927
    @kevintinegate7927 Před rokem

    Brilliant Darren, pure gold 👌 love his manc cushions. Warden Levy 🤣🤣

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn Před rokem

    @The Cockney Alcatraz - A very apt description for Hottenham Totspur.

  • @JOHNNYK202
    @JOHNNYK202 Před rokem +12

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @mightyquinnproductions8672

    Once again great fun and a great idea Harry Kane prisoner !

  • @DJ_ASH_B
    @DJ_ASH_B Před rokem +26

    Legendary 🤣🤣🤣”Tottenham get battered everywhere they go……everywhere they go”🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoCureForMe
    @NoCureForMe Před rokem +23

    Harry has four runner up-trophies, two for England and two for Spurs. Impressive for such a talented striker. #FreeThePigeonSlayer

    • @jonesjames6254
      @jonesjames6254 Před rokem +3

      3 If you add epl runner up

    • @mysteriousstranger6030
      @mysteriousstranger6030 Před rokem

      He either doesn't care about winning trophies or he's going to think back on his career and think "what if?" had he moved given the opportunity.

    • @RoyalRegimentofScotland
      @RoyalRegimentofScotland Před rokem

      @Mysterious Stranger well he said he wanted to win trophies with spurs but that's most likely not going to happen

  • @garymcmanus9946
    @garymcmanus9946 Před rokem

    Bit of Simon Jordan creeping in there....great video.😂👍

  • @spongebob8678
    @spongebob8678 Před rokem +1

    im on the floor darren how do you do it total brilliance..

  • @markwatkins8309
    @markwatkins8309 Před rokem

    You're a talent and shd be on mainstream TV!

  • @melizhamdan3411
    @melizhamdan3411 Před rokem +7

    They put people in headlocks there 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv Před rokem

      We know mate, we saw it🙄

  • @louischapman1209
    @louischapman1209 Před rokem

    Very creative

  • @andrewlane8949
    @andrewlane8949 Před rokem +1

    this bloke is fantastic

  • @misfit2022
    @misfit2022 Před rokem

    Daniel Levy on the dartboard 🤣 Gary Neville T-bag 🤣. It’s the little things.

  • @johnkearney478
    @johnkearney478 Před rokem +8

    My sentence has been reduced 6 months to 470 years 😂😂😂👍

  • @MauriceTarantulas
    @MauriceTarantulas Před rokem

    Gold!

  • @juliej4179
    @juliej4179 Před rokem

    Funniest one yet Darren 👍

  • @FrankieBlueEyes
    @FrankieBlueEyes Před rokem +10

    On the bright side, in 5 years he'll be the perfect age to win a title with City, unfortunately it will be NYCFC in MLS. 😂

  • @markmangan2409
    @markmangan2409 Před rokem

    I laughed at the thumbnail before the video started 😂😂😂

  • @lisaberrow2981
    @lisaberrow2981 Před rokem

    Brilliant just Brilliant

  • @adswar
    @adswar Před rokem +1

    Imagine if Kane leaves from Hottenham Totspur to assna!!! It's gonna be peak

  • @diyanoluwadamilola
    @diyanoluwadamilola Před rokem

    This background is just soo funny 😅😃

  • @scouseblarney6232
    @scouseblarney6232 Před rokem +13

    Hotenham Totspur 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tigertony2716
    @tigertony2716 Před rokem +2

    I am a Spurs fan and if he wanted to go I would understand why, not hold it against him and wish him the best of luck- and most Spurs fans feel the same, saying that nobody forces these players to sign contracts.

  • @thebinarycode10101
    @thebinarycode10101 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant

  • @kiiinyarexasan1327
    @kiiinyarexasan1327 Před rokem

    This man makes me laugh uncontrollably 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @peterfeltham5612
    @peterfeltham5612 Před rokem

    Brilliant.

  • @brendanmallon1479
    @brendanmallon1479 Před rokem +13

    Just gets better what a sketch warden levy 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏

  • @gintama718
    @gintama718 Před rokem +4

    Darren Farley is a legend!!

  • @pkerjay4
    @pkerjay4 Před rokem +1

    The facial expressions at the start 😂

  • @David-tm3tm
    @David-tm3tm Před rokem

    Brill as ever 👍 YNWA

  • @leemorrison8785
    @leemorrison8785 Před rokem

    Class act ❤

  • @richardmesser388
    @richardmesser388 Před rokem

    LMAO love it. Always makes me smile

  • @paule8174
    @paule8174 Před rokem

    Cockney Alcatraz!!! Classic! Loving Farley at the minute!

  • @davidson4500
    @davidson4500 Před rokem +3

    Free Kane

  • @rezasaba1602
    @rezasaba1602 Před rokem +1

    love this Farley guy so funny Obviouslyyyyyy

  • @dulanranasinghe7856
    @dulanranasinghe7856 Před rokem +1

    That City Duvet and Pillow😂

  • @mikalaiho
    @mikalaiho Před rokem +4

    Out of all your videos, considering he didn’t even get to stop Spurs crashing out of the fa cup, this one is priceless. Obviously.😂

  • @glenking877
    @glenking877 Před rokem +1

    Give Clint Eastwood a ring Harry. He knows the way out of Alcatraz.

  • @arby456
    @arby456 Před rokem +2

    #FreeHarryKane

  • @ajmalsarwar2939
    @ajmalsarwar2939 Před rokem

    Great idea for a sketch. Warden Levy😂😂

  • @traydar5
    @traydar5 Před rokem

    Obviously great

  • @redx11x
    @redx11x Před rokem

    Farley you are the best

  • @stevesmith7997
    @stevesmith7997 Před rokem

    hysterical!

  • @georgef822
    @georgef822 Před rokem +3

    "Danjuma was here" 🤣

  • @dadys31
    @dadys31 Před rokem

    Top comedy quality 👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherbrown-cq1dk
    @christopherbrown-cq1dk Před rokem +23

    Free Harry Kane!

  • @beezig
    @beezig Před rokem

    Genius mate, genius

  • @goaboy99
    @goaboy99 Před rokem

    “I don’t want to go to Everton” 😂

  • @colinturton199
    @colinturton199 Před rokem

    This bloke cracks me up 😂😂😂

  • @KnuckleballTwins
    @KnuckleballTwins Před rokem

    Hahaha the perfect theme! 😂

  • @yoiamgucci2743
    @yoiamgucci2743 Před rokem

    "Warden Levy" 😂😂

  • @wasteoftime2187
    @wasteoftime2187 Před rokem

    You just know if it’s a Kane impersonation, it’s starting with yeah obviously 😂😂

  • @mullaway5746
    @mullaway5746 Před rokem +5

    It's your fault harry for signing a 50 year contract 20 years ago

  • @b.alexanderjohnstone9774

    He should make one of Kane talking to his agent brother who signed 6 years with a verbal/ handshake release clause! Maybe Xmas dinner?

  • @moomountain
    @moomountain Před rokem

    ‘Warden levy ‘😂

  • @bowser515
    @bowser515 Před rokem

    #JusticeforHarry

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 Před rokem +1

    Kane signed a 6 year contract with Spurs! 😄

  • @ryanwatterson4038
    @ryanwatterson4038 Před rokem +6

    Warden Levi 😂😂

  • @rootangent2464
    @rootangent2464 Před rokem

    As an Arsenal supporter all I can say is "Ah. Poor thing." 😃😀😄

  • @anthonylee3311
    @anthonylee3311 Před rokem

    " I think of those Pigeons every day" 😆😆😆

  • @danielcabrera8771
    @danielcabrera8771 Před rokem

    Free harry kane right now, he deserve a trophy

  • @kratosofspartareal
    @kratosofspartareal Před rokem

    "Warden Levy"..................💀🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @saqib7965
    @saqib7965 Před rokem

    Gotta love kane

  • @AlwaysASunnydayBuster

    Fkn brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @dianelechner1570
    @dianelechner1570 Před rokem +1

    I cant..🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @StormmyStormmy
    @StormmyStormmy Před rokem +2

    Superb video, such a shame he’s still there, he will end up like Alan Shearer if he’s not careful.

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius Před rokem +4

      Shearer won the league though.

    • @IIDoMiN4ToRII
      @IIDoMiN4ToRII Před rokem +1

      Yet he won the premier league. Tottenham never have and never will lol

    • @jb894
      @jb894 Před rokem +1

      At least Shearer won the Prem.

    • @0casey963
      @0casey963 Před rokem

      What loved and adored by his city

    • @StormmyStormmy
      @StormmyStormmy Před rokem +1

      @@darthwiizius Yes he did with Blackburn, i meant when he ended up at Newcastle, all those years without a trophy.

  • @Chris-yx8gj
    @Chris-yx8gj Před rokem

    Brilliant 👏

  • @footballmattersfc4690
    @footballmattersfc4690 Před rokem +2

    Yeeeeaaaahhh Obviiioouuslyyyy