Water's Had A Fruity Fling! Rubicon Spring TV Ad 2017

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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2017
  • Available in 4 fruity flavour variants: Strawberry Kiwi, Lemon Lime, Orange Mango, Black Cherry Raspberry. 15 calories or less per bottle!
    LIKE us on Facebook: / readytomango
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  • @fritzman6483
    @fritzman6483 Před rokem +5650

    One man’s comedy is another man’s tragedy

  • @freshcupofangst
    @freshcupofangst Před 2 lety +4609

    Real question is how dense he has to be to see that “his children” didn't look like him-

    • @jaquaviusthe3rd683
      @jaquaviusthe3rd683 Před 2 lety +59

      I know 😀😀

    • @Mondoness
      @Mondoness Před 2 lety +8

      Same reason why irl cucks dont.

    • @DetectiveDeckard
      @DetectiveDeckard Před 2 lety +378

      He didn’t know what he looked like because he’s never seen a mirror. He just assumed he was a fruity guy. In the advert that’s their first holiday (he works from home so rarely goes out). When he saw the reflection of himself from the pool, that’s when he realised he was not as fruity as his kids and it’s only then he made the deduction.

    • @harmbaum3069
      @harmbaum3069 Před 2 lety +65

      No the real question why the two shit did they make a water bottle hot

    • @damianmonke3922
      @damianmonke3922 Před rokem +34

      Oh god poor guy. His girl betrayed him

  • @azrealvega1660
    @azrealvega1660 Před 5 lety +2340

    Someone literally made this, sent it to an advertising board, AND THEY APPROVED IT?!

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 Před 5 lety +44

      Ain't it great

    • @Script.Doodles
      @Script.Doodles Před 4 lety +96

      It’s hilarious best way to get people to remember your commercial through comedy

    • @jumnei5159
      @jumnei5159 Před rokem +36

      Probably thought it was relatable

    • @lungs2259
      @lungs2259 Před rokem +34

      @@jumnei5159RELATABLE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @zurikumoacaso7543
      @zurikumoacaso7543 Před rokem +5

      @@jumnei5159
      Not gonna lie, I feel offended but couldn't agree more at the same time

  • @jimmymanager
    @jimmymanager Před 7 lety +7077

    what did they mean by this

    • @RaptorJesus16
      @RaptorJesus16 Před 7 lety +470

      The in the advert were half fruit, half water, basically saying how the female water bottle had a fruity fling. Alt Right freakshows are now losing it.

    • @Xgil2Play
      @Xgil2Play Před 6 lety +139

      RaptorJesus16 -- Fuck's that's supposed to mean? The explanation of the ad, not the alt-right comment.
      EDIT: Ohh, I understand what you meant, lol. I didn't like the ad because it implied woman would cheat on their significant other for a better built man. I guess I was way off.

    • @ricestrange
      @ricestrange Před 3 lety +33

      At 2 am scream the word "tiky" and and play chicken dance loudly and scream "HAMA HAMA HAAAA" then eat pork and say "halal" then you will understand

    • @elreydelvarrio3
      @elreydelvarrio3 Před 2 lety +22

      @@RaptorJesus16 guess im a white suprematist cuz i dont like cuckoldry and cheating

    • @Robobotic
      @Robobotic Před 2 lety +14

      @@RaptorJesus16 Yeah by displaying dudes which seduce her and impregnate her.
      Like reality of inherent meaning and message exist regardless if alt right people exist or don't.
      You suffer from serious issues.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander Před 2 lety +5316

    People saying the fruits are chads and the bottle water is a virgin.
    Let me ask you this; when did chads ever go for married women to go cheat, leaving the bottle water dad to support their bastard children? Joker was right, we truly do live in a society ✊😔

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před 2 lety +591

      In a way, in a way, you could argue that he's more their dads than the fruits are, since he's the one raising them and passing on his own value.

    • @beescompany7010
      @beescompany7010 Před 2 lety +310

      @@nihilego3634 too bad he won't pass on his gene pool

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před 2 lety +99

      @@beescompany7010 Okay and ?

    • @big_poss
      @big_poss Před rokem +283

      You right, chad is not about muscle

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před rokem +61

      "We live in a society". Yeah, I hear that all the time, but what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Yeah, we have a society, we don't live in the wild!

  • @butija7731
    @butija7731 Před 5 lety +1491

    Dad Bottle:
    *my life is a lie*

    • @Script.Doodles
      @Script.Doodles Před 4 lety +55

      I’m more so confused on how he didn’t question why his kids weren’t normal water like he was

    • @legumekilla21
      @legumekilla21 Před 3 lety +33

      They are swimming in their own blood tho

    • @SebastTapia
      @SebastTapia Před 2 lety +9

      Technically, not Dad

    • @TanookiTex
      @TanookiTex Před rokem +6

      “Somebody’s gotta get stahbbed!”

    • @Maxineplayz339
      @Maxineplayz339 Před 6 měsíci

      1k

  • @ryanlevis7532
    @ryanlevis7532 Před rokem +806

    "Chat, if you're going to (beep) the water bottle, I will end this stream"

  • @dylanpaterson1768
    @dylanpaterson1768 Před 4 lety +2070

    This seems like something you would see on a hotel tv in a tropical resort

    • @suzanne5685
      @suzanne5685 Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂

    • @briarbrand6353
      @briarbrand6353 Před 2 lety +32

      I think it's the genre "netorare"

    • @8834
      @8834 Před 2 lety +10

      The characters looks like something out of a 2011 video game

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Před rokem +2

      Fr

  • @gibusspy5544
    @gibusspy5544 Před rokem +2538

    The ad team deserves a salary raise and a promotion for this

    • @betty-ld6wy
      @betty-ld6wy Před rokem +52

      one thing i learned about ad-making is that if an ad is memorable enough to leave an imprint in your head, whether good or bad as long they are ridiculous it's pretty much a good ad

    • @piefighter2170
      @piefighter2170 Před rokem

      You can talk again once you paint you gibus, thank you very much

    • @EvilRakdos
      @EvilRakdos Před rokem

      No. They deserve to get shot and fed to pigs.

    • @afloofyvixen9514
      @afloofyvixen9514 Před rokem +11

      @@betty-ld6wy he definitely uses reddit

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 Před rokem

      They're jewish so they already did

  • @autocon2002
    @autocon2002 Před 5 lety +3355

    This doesn't belong on the Cursed Commercials playlist. This is comedy gold.

  • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
    @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Před rokem +560

    The duality of man:
    "How did this get approved?"
    "This deserved to get approved"

  • @tendermoistwetluciouspulsa493

    She’s for the ocean

    • @Giacomo_112
      @Giacomo_112 Před 2 lety +2

      True

    • @NONO_square48
      @NONO_square48 Před 26 dny

      No first we but her in a box with no holes trust me I have done this before

  • @notpete3250
    @notpete3250 Před rokem +209

    I swear if this advertisement is aired anywhere other than adult swim I’m gonna have a heart attack

    • @olioliravioli6619
      @olioliravioli6619 Před 11 měsíci +25

      They apparently aired this on Cartoon Network, which is close enough.

    • @notpete3250
      @notpete3250 Před 9 měsíci

      @@popthatpussywagon sad

    • @notpete3250
      @notpete3250 Před 9 měsíci +20

      @@olioliravioli6619 Because kids love when a anthropomorphic water bottle getting cheated on by a bunch of buff fruits

    • @rentacop7038
      @rentacop7038 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@notpete3250 I'm fucking crying

  • @dongdingus1302
    @dongdingus1302 Před 5 lety +306

    That bottle of ho water is going straight into the boiler.

    • @senorballsack4460
      @senorballsack4460 Před 2 lety +73

      She belongs to the rivers

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster Před 2 lety +7

      @@senorballsack4460 you mean to the clouds

    • @senorballsack4460
      @senorballsack4460 Před 2 lety +9

      @@GameFuMaster nah I what meant was, by phrasing river like streets. Like the phrase 'she belongs to streets' But that also works as well

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster Před 2 lety +3

      @@senorballsack4460 dual meaning. I'm implying you send her to heaven (or back to god) lol

    • @senorballsack4460
      @senorballsack4460 Před 2 lety +2

      @@GameFuMaster oh ok lmao

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred Před rokem +71

    "Guys, if anyone of you wanna f*ck the water bottle, I'll close the stream"
    "Go to your bed, now."

  • @RealVersuchstier
    @RealVersuchstier Před rokem +471

    This is genius, because (most) adults get it, but kids would never get the joke.
    That is why this spot was even on Cartoon Network 🗿

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 Před rokem +3

      🗿

    • @NeonStxr
      @NeonStxr Před 8 měsíci +19

      I'm a kid and understanded the joke.
      The joke is that the mother bottle cheated on the male bottle and the real father was the fruits, explaining why the kids is fruit flavored

    • @AverageCatz
      @AverageCatz Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@NeonStxr "understanded"

    • @SandmanTheSleeper
      @SandmanTheSleeper Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@AverageCatzI mean, they did say they were a kid.

  • @14.huanle60
    @14.huanle60 Před 3 lety +345

    The NTR hentai trend must stop ! for the sake of humanity.

    • @spacejokcy2285
      @spacejokcy2285 Před 2 lety +35

      I hope so but it only gets worse

    • @GabrielSuperSaiyajin
      @GabrielSuperSaiyajin Před 2 lety +6

      I Agree

    • @kemasanugrah2641
      @kemasanugrah2641 Před 2 lety +9

      Better yet we must fight back with a new genre revenge

    • @username172
      @username172 Před 2 lety +1

      @Nick Caryndra thats called being a cuck

    • @ryanp7546
      @ryanp7546 Před rokem +15

      We have to bring the og hentai genre back from the dead. WE HAVE TO MAKE TENTACLE SEX POPULAR

  • @malachiallen1517
    @malachiallen1517 Před 9 měsíci +73

    Imagine being at the produce section in the Grocery Store, only to find a jacked Mango just sitting there in plain sight like it's normal 💀💀💀

  • @nickkelley9139
    @nickkelley9139 Před rokem +64

    The writer's not even trying to disguise their fetish.

  • @Rabbid4240
    @Rabbid4240 Před 5 lety +311

    I'm at the point where I find a bottle of "spring water" thicc

    • @-throat-
      @-throat- Před 11 měsíci

      have you learned

    • @Gacha-RNG
      @Gacha-RNG Před 3 měsíci

      buds bout to make a new flavor

  • @lynseybell3241
    @lynseybell3241 Před 2 lety +254

    This is a should be in sabersparks top 10 cursed commercials

    • @savion29
      @savion29 Před 2 lety +8

      Literally the reason i came here

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 Před rokem +7

      Or Chadyronix.
      dammit autcorrect not working here its actually chadyronic
      Chadtronic

    • @xyzgamerrr
      @xyzgamerrr Před rokem +2

      Lol yeah

    • @lynseybell3241
      @lynseybell3241 Před rokem +1

      Thanks for. 19 likes

  • @CashMoneyDiddy
    @CashMoneyDiddy Před 2 lety +125

    i will never drink flavored water without thinking of this commercial

  • @SeriousStriker
    @SeriousStriker Před 10 měsíci +45

    Thank you Vinny for making me find out about this ad.

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas Před rokem +25

    "Water Bottle NTR"
    - John Vinesauce Twitch Clips

  • @frogenjoyer3278
    @frogenjoyer3278 Před rokem +21

    They did my man dirty 😭

  • @SirPig1337
    @SirPig1337 Před 4 lety +91

    And I thought life couldn’t get any worse

  • @TurtleRhythm
    @TurtleRhythm Před rokem +26

    Did I just watch a water bottle get NTR'd??

  • @aeroblu2002
    @aeroblu2002 Před rokem +54

    How much are you all willing to bet the same people who made this ad are the ones who make the ads for Grandma's Mansion, Lily's Garden, Klondike, and all those other mobile game ads that have done unnecessarily intense stories?

  • @DarkestDesire9054
    @DarkestDesire9054 Před 2 lety +47

    I feel so bad for the male water bottle.

  • @aaronmyers6686
    @aaronmyers6686 Před 5 lety +44

    how to teach children about adultery

  • @thesovietshark8945
    @thesovietshark8945 Před rokem +28

    i vow to never drink fruit water ever again (support mr spring water)

  • @ytchautszyiu
    @ytchautszyiu Před rokem +30

    Random chatmember: I want to make a new flavour :)

  • @AhmadGameI
    @AhmadGameI Před rokem +14

    A bastard's official drink.

  • @heartz.2450
    @heartz.2450 Před rokem +73

    So basically she's not flirting with the fruits technically she's cheating on her husband. Because that's what it looks like on the commercial. I don't know what type commercial you were going for but it looks great.

  • @danielchannel8801
    @danielchannel8801 Před rokem +20

    Thank you, Vinny.

  • @Un_random_Cualquier4
    @Un_random_Cualquier4 Před 2 lety +15

    top 10 saddest moments in anime

  • @mars-user5460
    @mars-user5460 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Pixar finally introduces a NTR movie.

  • @Astuxas13
    @Astuxas13 Před rokem +7

    The voice actor: An exciting mix of different fruits having children with water what a beautiful sight to see.

  • @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001

    Plot twist: the bottle water guy isn't actually the bottle water lady's wife but actually her brother and he was surprised to see how many husbands she has

    • @TeeArCreep
      @TeeArCreep Před rokem +9

      I hope. God I hope.

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Před rokem +9

      @@thomassmith25068 dude was just using his arm to hold his head up

    • @thomassmith25068
      @thomassmith25068 Před rokem +3

      @@vibethecat4194 Unfortunetly, he was hot...
      But hot water bottles sucks...

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Před rokem

      @@thomassmith25068 but then you can use that water to feed plants

    • @thomassmith25068
      @thomassmith25068 Před rokem

      @@vibethecat4194 But they are cactus.

  • @franqlightsky4760
    @franqlightsky4760 Před 3 lety +48

    The people who made this commercial are marketing geniuses xDDDDDDD

  • @waltuh2412
    @waltuh2412 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Those water bottles look so happy! I hope I can find something like that one day :))

  • @ov_alp
    @ov_alp Před rokem +10

    spring water bottles playing near a pool full of their living fluid

  • @retrben136
    @retrben136 Před rokem +72

    It sure is a very popular drink in Japan 👀👀👀

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser Před rokem

      NTR mfs everywhere

    • @2006HondaCivicD
      @2006HondaCivicD Před rokem

      No [ugly bastard] tag

    • @Sigma_Male_Anti_Female
      @Sigma_Male_Anti_Female Před 10 měsíci +1

      Japanese are cuckolds.

    • @sanchitmathew380
      @sanchitmathew380 Před 7 měsíci +5

      NTR is also a very popular genre in Japan. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @XerTaaL
      @XerTaaL Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@sanchitmathew380nothing is a coincidence because my circle is 6.28... and your circle will be 6.28... too

  • @alfieh3477
    @alfieh3477 Před 2 lety +17

    It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

  • @deathbyseatoast8854
    @deathbyseatoast8854 Před rokem +138

    person/people who came up with this deserves a raise

  • @spamtong.spamton3057
    @spamtong.spamton3057 Před 5 lety +29

    So....the water.....gave birth to the fruit water...........GREAT 10/10 ADVERTISING

    • @alexoxo1
      @alexoxo1 Před rokem +5

      I think you missed the entire joke

  • @tatterbug08
    @tatterbug08 Před rokem +8

    BRO SHE CHEATED WITH ATLEAST 4 MEN AND HE NEVER NOTICED-
    BRO THEY TASTE DIFFERENT AND LOOK DIFFERENT-

  • @heimberttito784
    @heimberttito784 Před 2 lety +11

    I've seen hard netorare before, but this, this is just more...

  • @paranoidpumpkin98
    @paranoidpumpkin98 Před rokem +16

    A wild ad forever stuck in my mind 💀

  • @deathcab4booty
    @deathcab4booty Před 4 lety +14

    t h o t t l e d water

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 Před rokem +13

    So, I'm drinking the bastard kids of a water bottle and a bunch of fruits?

  • @rollistone4016
    @rollistone4016 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Never thought I would feel bad for a water bottle

  • @KIMJONGUNHATER
    @KIMJONGUNHATER Před 2 lety +21

    WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, IF SHES WATER, AND THEY’RE FRUITS..
    DUDE WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 Před rokem +11

    THIS is how you sell Water?!

  • @LayZeeLad
    @LayZeeLad Před rokem +8

    There are people in the world that would go for that girl bottle...

  • @tibbsazoid
    @tibbsazoid Před rokem +42

    prophetic

  • @willcandrick2632
    @willcandrick2632 Před 2 lety +6

    mans is down aquatically

  • @Trainboy17
    @Trainboy17 Před rokem +5

    The Internet Is Gonna Turn This Into A Meme Any Second Now

  • @Flynum_
    @Flynum_ Před 2 lety +7

    I look up “spring” cuz I was looking for the tally hall song, but this is cool too.

  • @jolynecujoh_
    @jolynecujoh_ Před rokem +7

    So we just viewed water bottle NTR?

  • @luissworld7959
    @luissworld7959 Před 4 měsíci +4

    OMG That’s a reference of the real live

  • @angrybirdsswagplush
    @angrybirdsswagplush Před rokem +14

    Why dose this remind me of Sausage Party?

  • @parinith6527
    @parinith6527 Před rokem +14

    the comments made me lose faith in humanity. he was a dad who loved his kids and trusted his wife.

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 Před 9 měsíci +13

    Keep an eye on that water bottle, he's about to have his Joker arc

  • @p2ncakx
    @p2ncakx Před 8 měsíci +10

    El agua no tiene NTR y no te puede hacer daño
    El agua : 💀

    • @mataviejitas_666
      @mataviejitas_666 Před měsícem

      When eres supeeman:
      But también eres super basado:
      NTR >>>>>>> romcom

    • @p2ncakx
      @p2ncakx Před měsícem

      @@mataviejitas_666 no entendí ni pico.

  • @HIDANkoopa
    @HIDANkoopa Před 5 lety +12

    M E D I G A E N T Ã O M E D I G A E N T Ã O

  • @GeorgeHarrisunz
    @GeorgeHarrisunz Před rokem +7

    This is real comedy.

  • @Manu-fp1kn
    @Manu-fp1kn Před 2 lety +14

    Lo cuckiaron 😔

  • @2nl
    @2nl Před 4 lety +11

    Is this why my father left

  • @ketzxyasdeath_
    @ketzxyasdeath_ Před 17 dny +1

    I can’t believe this is an actual ad

  • @CK895-YT
    @CK895-YT Před 7 měsíci +2

    Someone in chat just said, "I want to make a new flavor." Go to bed, you're grounded

  • @BobLogical
    @BobLogical Před 4 lety +106

    Must have hit too close to home for the people disliking.

  • @MusikitaPosting
    @MusikitaPosting Před 8 měsíci +6

    Divorce commercial when? 🫠

  • @alextheboy7334
    @alextheboy7334 Před rokem +3

    Next commercial:the bottle man is getting the divorce

  • @Alguien_random_aqui
    @Alguien_random_aqui Před rokem +4

    Top 10 most sad scenes in anime

  • @Chrom4Prez
    @Chrom4Prez Před rokem +6

    Drink regular water, #justiceforwaterdad

  • @shikabaneconga
    @shikabaneconga Před 2 lety +12

    this happens alot in england i suppose

  • @thexipherino667
    @thexipherino667 Před 8 měsíci +2

    That water bottle lady ... got me feeling something.

  • @mauriciolizarbe4835
    @mauriciolizarbe4835 Před rokem +31

    Rubicon spring are most delicious and perfect drinks for every summer vacations

  • @gemstonegynoid7475
    @gemstonegynoid7475 Před 4 lety +53

    The best commercial ive ever seen

  • @YourLOVE_10_21
    @YourLOVE_10_21 Před 8 měsíci

    ONE OF THE BEST ADS

  • @jacobsalter8653
    @jacobsalter8653 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Even a female plastic bottle can’t be loyal 😂

  • @dad5draco
    @dad5draco Před rokem +10

    Not the cartoon ads reflecting reality! 😭

  • @akapixeldonkkey
    @akapixeldonkkey Před rokem +5

    i w a n n a m a k e a n e w f l a v o r .

  • @Vlady79
    @Vlady79 Před měsícem +1

    Now i wanna buy these drinks

  • @nemofilms2729
    @nemofilms2729 Před rokem +2

    Vinny: someone in chat said “i want to make a new flavor” go to bed you are grounded

  • @fluffymacaw933
    @fluffymacaw933 Před rokem +5

    Good lord at least the joke flew over kids heads

  • @definitelynotalice
    @definitelynotalice Před měsícem +1

    "If yall f**king the water bottles I'm ending the stream"
    -Vinesauce

  • @CrowDigger1
    @CrowDigger1 Před 9 měsíci +2

    why do i find this so funny

  • @Hy1st
    @Hy1st Před rokem +70

    Not all chads had a buff muscles.

    • @habaa6839
      @habaa6839 Před rokem +7

      The fruits ain't Chad mate

    • @Hy1st
      @Hy1st Před rokem +33

      @@habaa6839 nah, the water bottle is. Bro take care of 4 childrens

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 Před rokem +4

      @@Hy1st
      The water bottle is essentially Dale Gribble

  • @antoniomolina8464
    @antoniomolina8464 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Exijo que se le aumente el sueldo a los de marketing jajajajaja😂

  • @Novae07
    @Novae07 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Bro I cannot sleep after this!!

  • @aeoligarlic4024
    @aeoligarlic4024 Před 29 dny

    The fact that someone approved this, nay, PITCHED this idea to begin with... is wild!

  • @BlueishSmurfCat
    @BlueishSmurfCat Před rokem +7

    oh wait a second, how did they get the flavours

  • @UnkTesla
    @UnkTesla Před 3 měsíci

    This could win any festival

  • @batshats8243
    @batshats8243 Před rokem +1

    Hahahahahahsh. Came here from an insta video. Love it 😂

  • @Dingle-God1987
    @Dingle-God1987 Před rokem +3

    That strawberry said he wanted to make a new flavour

  • @otaviocruz272
    @otaviocruz272 Před rokem +5

    So the quote and the life lesson of this ad is-

  • @Drperky-yi6oz
    @Drperky-yi6oz Před rokem +1

    The fact this aird on live tv 💀💀💀

  • @aeoligarlic4024
    @aeoligarlic4024 Před 29 dny +2

    Not only she cheated on him, but each kid was fathered by two guys at once 😭