[YTP] Inhuman Thoughts
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- čas přidán 30. 12. 2015
- On a random week end , Spy decided to collect everyone's darkest thoughts so he could read them in front of everyone. He just shouldn't have added another kind of cards into the bucket ...
Red spy in meet the spy : TF2 Poop - Meet the Smartass by Dazmatze
• TF2 Poop - Meet the Sm...
Engi being slapped : SFM, meet GMOD By Kostamoinen
• SFM, meet GMOD
And no .. Gorgeous Freeman Episode 3 isn't ready ... Come on , IT'S EPISODE 3 !!! - Krátké a kreslené filmy
![[TF2] YTP Everyone is Excited](/img/n.gif)
Heavy doesn't have inhuman thoughts
He is pure.
He isn't pure, he is only forget.
no hes just stupid
Is good
Not big souprice
*VeR guD*
"I have done nothing but watch porn for 3 days."
I have a lot in common with soldier
+guzguzguz11 I laughed my ass off at that one.
"I have watched nothing but pern for three days"
+FlattenedRabbit I have done nothing but watch porn for 12 months. (New Record)
+FlattenedRabbit Don't we all.
+Ivan Yuri Or I might get testicle cancer (I was exaggerating about that statement btw)
2:23
This needs to be a voiceline the Medic says when respawning in both normal games and resurecting in MVM.
Yes
That needs to happen
2:22
Enginner said "Son of a bitch" in an official voiceline , so there is a chance medic gets one too
I want this so bad. Please make a mod for it. Not just nvm but a voice line for medic in general.
Ahh, its the engineer. *Entire meet the engineer script*
Good work, did not see that one coming
Wait, a comment of mine that isn't a reply and has 5 likes? This is an achievement. And a depression milestone.
Here's a reply.
Here's another one.
@@minecraftoverlordpe2842 now ?
@G0LIATH ALRIGHTY THEN!
I lost it at "Apologies; It's mine"
**stock applause sound effect**
+Supertron *Sitcom beginning music plays*
+Raxxo I hope you find it.
+Officer Stone
Fantastic.
+Raxxo Dagnammit Raxxo. That was fairly funny for me too.
"RIP Heavy. He was fat. Goodnight." x3
You...
u sir make me laugh at your vid.
That Gray Cartoon Pony OMG GRAAAAAAY CARTOON PONYYYYYYYYYYYY **0** Hi from... well... hello from France !!! I live in a nice place... my dad is a Spy... my mum is a Spy too (*ahem* FemSpy *ahem*)... my bro is a Spy and... I'm... YES U GET IT I'M A PIXELY
(I love that FRICKING joke.... seriously... all persons I know are Spies... I am funny... kill... no BACKSTAB ME !)
*Rip*
This was unexpected eh?
The medic saying "I'M BACK BITCHES" gives me life
1:36
2:22
Literally and figuratively
SURPRISE BICH IM BACK -medic
A reason to life :D
0:26 this whole bit is just hilarious
I lost it when the Soldier took off with the bucket.
Jamesthe1 Στ {[SigmaTau Entertainment]} MINE
When he stoled it the first time or second
I did nothing but watch porn for three days!
420 likes nice
"MINE!" *distorted manic screaming*
The pyro and heavy easily had the best inhuman thoughts.
I forget.
Not big soup rice.
I would like this comment, but that would ruin the perfect 69.
31Tancos spy's is the best
Heavy was empty
Pyro was creepy
*I'M BACK BIETCHES*
Go back 2 space
Huh, Heavy feel funny.
We need a ytp just of spy screaming in german (edit: french)
Alora Simkins its HITLER
That wouldn't be a bad idea. even if the spy is french, the cringe would be good.
@@depressedkermit3752 this should be average day soldier in house
Medic is German and spy is french
I've been watching this atleast once every day, goddamn this is too good!
*I've done nothing but watch this poop for 3 days"*
+Arctic Chill more than 3 days
+The Living Tombstone I know right?!
Yeah man it's just so amazing
+The Living Tombstone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I've done nothing but watch porn for 3 days."
I think soldier is my spirit animal
CakeEngineer#40245 same
I fell there's a LOTR reference in here somewhere....
CakeEngineer#40245 please!
When you’ve done it for a year in a row THEN you have a real animal!
Lmao
He must have died in November
“It contains pornography”
Soldier: *steals bucket*
M I N E
Soldier: Ooh. Perfect. 😏
"We must stop soldier"
WAIT
@@nextgentacos123 I'm alive.
List of inhuman thoughts:
Scout: unknown (was claimed by spy)
Soldier: to have the bucket
Pyro: to f🤬ck a young girl’s 🤬ss
Engineer: to reenact the events of “meet the engineer” one last time...
Heavy: unknown (he forgot)
Demoman: unknown (possibly wants revenge for the events of “a lesbian love story”)
Medic: to stop dying
Sniper: to become an insurance broker
Spy: to “make whoopy” with scout’s mother
@@pitiantifriz Engineer.... Engineer I DO NOT GIVE A F-CK!
fucking hell...
Ikr
+Krunkidile Y U NO MAEK TEEM SERVIC ANOUNACEMENT.
Wuw 69 likes.
Krunkidile I would like, but we're at a perfect 420
My favorite tf2 class is the Bucket
me too
RainbowChanIsDank mine is Saxton Hale
ok
Thanks and have fun
wait what why me ?
1:01 pyros inhuman thoughts are the best moments for soldier to say
Dear god...
No..
Engineer: Hey buddy, I'm an engineer.
Spy: *Ah shit, here we go again...*
Medic: I AM BACK, BITCHES!!
sniper: *shots medic*
[ MEET THE SNIPER ]
"To think, all I wanted to do was sell insurance"
awsome1010101 RIP Snipers Hopes and Dreams.
I AM DED. AGAIN!
Hahah SFM meet GMOD... Was surprised to see that pop up. Nicely done. (Also sound of silence
Menihän se jotenki.
+Kostamoinen Love you Kosta
+Kostamoinen jup
Lol stop following me kosta
+Kostamoinen
which way you go ?
2:03
The Heavy's is the funniest one
That would be scout, he tried to touch a 15 year old at 23. Yes that is cannon.
@@floppynuggies3447 what
when
@@user-ox1rm1dc5b someone deleted their reply
@@user-ox1rm1dc5b yup. Track Terrorizer description tells that
Track Terrorizer isn't canon at all, btw. The comics directly contradict it with how often he's after Miss Pauling too.
1:55
Plot Twist: Heavy did remember to write something, the paper was just too drenched in c*m to be legible.
And then Heavy forgot what he wrote on the paper
Our first thought is Scout's! He's...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
Apologies; Its Miine... (Que the LaughTrack)
[ Spy ]
*[ Scout ]*
Apologies. It's *mine.*
Diego Emilio Garza Villarreal *TRIGGERED*
santiags101 that would be YOUR MOTHER!
A picture of Dora the Explorer was included in the bucket of inhuman thoughts.
+Tyras Snail :(
Tyras Snail Oh god you're right
WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAID?!
My mistake
ITS MINE
Bucket of Pornography You Mean ?
"it contains pornography"
*why is Dora in there then Spy.*
Probably pyro.
@@low_bo Filthy Frank is Pyro: CONFIRMED.
Soldier: Oh! Perfect! *Steals the bucket* Mine! *Runs away* *AHAHAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAH!!!*
No one notices Gorgeous Freeman there.
Pyro is P3d0, that's why.
2:22 That "I'm back bitches!" is so perfect
3:10 when you spend ages trying to find an item for a customer and you give it to them and they don't want it anymore
So let's see here... Everyone's inhuman thoughts; what each of the classes secretly desire:
Scout: N/A ("Apologies, it's mine!")
Spy: Scout's mother
Pyro: *redacted for obvious reasons*
Soldier: the bucket
Heavy: N/A (he forgot)
Demoman: revenge (see "A Lesbian Love Story")
Medic: N/A (ded, AGAIN!)
Sniper: to be an insurance broker
Engineer: to reenact "Meet the Engineer" again.
Edit: For 9 damn months, one of my quotes did not have an end quote...
Medic you're suppose to be dead
Engineer, I don't give a fuck!
Yea..... Pyro’s inhuman thought is the most inhuman.
You mean [REDACTED] ?
Pyro want to have [CENSORED] with a [CENSORED]
2:23
Thats the part EVERYONE likes,right?
"Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
"You bet!"
"Good."
I think Framce has just surpassed Italy for me, and mind you, i love the italian language.
How about the accent?
@@bobfi5129 oh sacre bleu
nani
Spy: Question, why did you take the bucket ?
Soldier: To watch PORN.
Spy: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Soldier: I have watched PORN for 3 days.
FFFFFFFFF fantastic.
I read it, while they were saying this.
@@its_Hazer Now there's cum into the bucket!
Wtf
He watched bucket porn very hot
Gorgeous Freeman episode 3 spoiler: Another Wilson dies.
... WILSOOOOOOOON!!!
+Cook Oliver .. not just one :(
I supose I should have said "MORE Wilsons".
+Antoine “SirDelak” Delak Plis, no mor ded wilson, they hav so muc to liv 4 ,:
+Antoine “SirDelak” Delak Antoine hey! Do the song when Kleiner singing this is my shit
+Cook Oliver WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NOHOHOHO D:
Im back-BITCHES!
Endlord23 de steen i want IT in the real Game ^_^
not stalin
I gave your entire Soviet Union enough food and supplies to destroy your own army
aw shit here we go again
not stalin Ugh. Heavy feel funny ...
To this day, I'll never know what that growl-like sound in 1:18 that is to convey that awkward silence for Soldier as Spy regrettably asks him if Soldier wants the bucket. The scene is so perfect and I want that sound so badly to use for my own projects.
Maybe it's from L4D2?
@@constipatedwonka8061 It sounds like something from Ed Edd 'n Eddy, but if that's the case, idk when or where or why this sound comes in, cuz it's been so long since I watched the show.
1:36
Spy: I am going to fehk you >:( [fehks it]
Soldier: OH MY BIG BUTT!
lol
Question, why did you take the bucket ?
To watch porn.
What have you done ???!!!
I have done nothing but watch porn for three days.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF fantastic....
"To think all I used to wanna do is sell insurance" rip snipers hopes and dreams.
Why is this the most legitimately well written YTP ever?
2:48 Heavy is dead before it was cool
in my head canon heavy didn't put anything on the paper because he doesn't have any inhuman thoughts
true
Or he has no thoughts at all
Heavy is pure
Because Pootis
In tf2’s glorious lore heavy is smarter than almost everyone in the team(look it up)
at 0:36 you can hear the medic say "Oh Shit!" :)
SkullFace lol I just noticed
SkullFace I heard the medic say it the first time I watched this
SkullFace I thought he said "I'm dead!"
XD
Midnight Blue he said "I can't!......"
Spy: “Our second *INHUMAN THOUGHT* is Pyro’s...
Pyro: “OOOOOHHHH!”
Spy: “He wants to FACK a YOUNG GIRL’s ASS!”
Pyro: (inaudible laughing and FNAF The Puppet’s music box)
Spy: “😒Fantstic....”
Pyro: OH-HO-HO-HO
*Puppet’s music box intensifies*
*emoji provides evidence you are kid. Not big suprise*
Yoshi Yoshi Just thought that the emoji added more emotion to the scene, but whatever 🤷🏼♂️
I WOULD NEVER BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE LESBIAN
@@sprtsfanatic1 y e s
PYRO ...Wat ze Hell???
Favorite Part:
Medic: 3 Days Later...
Spy: Medic, you we're supposed to be dead?
Medic: *Screams*
How people image Heavy: Stupid Russian.
Canonical Heavy: pHD in Literature, fought for and took care of his family.
I don't know anymore.
Well... It scares him...
this is YTP
everyone is stupid
Tinja Buster Yeah.
+TheGraySeed even sniping
That's Fanon vs. Canon for ya.
We want Gorgeous Freeman Episode 3
+Gabriel Diniz And we want it NAAAO!
God bless you
+Gabriel Diniz we cannot
+Gabriel Diniz Skip the 3
why has gabe newell never thought of that and i have seen you before!
Teacher: *gives homework online*
Me: *doesn't do homesork*
Teacher: what have you done?!
Me: 1:47
LePi and his Luger have done nothing but watch porn 4 3 days
Teacher: *FFFFFFFFantastic...*
fffffffffffffffffantastic
1:48
Pornography:*exists*
Soldier:HIPPITY HIPPITY THAT HENTAI IS NOW MY PROPRETRY
My man
°°
This was beautiful.
''I'm back... BITCHES!''
Amazing
1:35
When somebody steals my hent- *I MEAN* comics
I going too fehk 2B2T Veteran
OH MY BIG BUTT
I'm in 2B2T team baguette
@@pyro1436 Question;Why did you take the bucket
@@shinyintp2064
To watch corn
0:24 It says that there's pornography in the bucket... there's a Dora the Explorer picture...
porn... Dora...
Oh My God, he predicted Dora the Explorer - The Movie D:
Porna the explora
I cant stop laughing xD
@@bigmoney3402 please elaborate
That's Pyro's stash!!
And E621
I forget ;-;
MamonasDude *not big souprice*
MamonasDude você por aqui?
HEAVY IS DEAD AGAIN
Pedro Miguel / Eae blz mano
I cry :C
*INHUMAN THOUGHTS*
Corpus Crewman you bet!
Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty ?
you bet!
Good!
It scares me :(
Masterpiece.
an otherwise unpleasant person. A.W.P OPEN UP!
*Masterpiss
Mrs pauling DID say that at least one of the mercs was a sex offender...
Jett’s Dad Died probably pyro
engineer...
ENGINEER...
I DON'T GIVE A FACK
Hello darkness, my old friend...
And...
We’re done!
What’s that?
You want the bucket, yes?
@@CertainlyCaro No I don't
I'M BACK BITCHES!
+cheezeEGGSTREEME i lost it when he said that
+cheezeEGGSTREEME Huh... Heavy feel funny...
I am dead AGAIN
I told ye sniper was STUPID.
*Todo dodo dodoooo*
"To think... I used to want to sell insurence."
Bucket: Alsace and Loraine
Soldier: Germany in 1870's
Spy: France in 1870's
0:27
1:35
And I guess this is the signature of the treaty of Versaille
Bucket: the krabby patty secret formula
Solider: plankton
Spy: Mr krabs
0:27
At 1:55 Heavy's inhuman thoughts paper says scout on it
I never knew how much I needed Medic saying "I'm back, bitches!" in my life until now
These are hilarious! i hope Antoine keeps doing these!
The fact that TLT, Raxxo, Kosta, and Heavy the Inkling watch these. It makes it golden
Spy:You want the bucket ey?
Soldier:No I don't
Spy:~TRIGGERED~
Your YTP's are golden.
0:55 Spy is Stingy confirmed!!
LukeUser0 QQ
Or he just miss read it!
Spy:Our first thought is scouts...is... *WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?*
Scout: WHAT TH-
SPY: apologizes...its mine
(Shots have been fired people)
*TRIGGERED SCOUT NOISES*
So what did we learn?
The spy loves to share his sexual congresses with a cougar.
Scout has suppressed memories of his colleague having sexual congress with his mother.
The soldier has a chronic masturbation issue that allows him to fill a bucket filled with milk.
The pyro wants to have sexual congress with either a female minor.
The heavy is heavily depressed for not having any thought process he wants to share.
The sniper heavily regrets his profession as an assassin.
The medic needs some hugs.
The demoman is misunderstood and resorts to exploding when no one understands him.
The engineer wants to share his life but has not slipped into GMOD-Syndrome.
Pretty sad
“milk”
no no no, medic is supposed to be dead
@@dewfazbear514 Mad milk, more precisely
Spy is not only scouts colleague, he is his father
Hey look buddy, I'm a commenter, that means I leave comments.
Not comments like "Hey man, nice video", because that would fall within the definition of "comment"
I'm a youtube commenter.
With one question
How am I gonna get this big famous youtube star to notice me?
With a comment
and if that doesn't work?
with more comments.
Like this typed out parody of "Meet the engineer" that I made up during school instead of work.
Thought of by me
Typed by me
and you best hope...
not read by you.
You forgot screams of terror and pain
Springy is here
I
DONT
GIVE
A
FUNK
Springy is here I
DONT
GIVE
A
FUUF
"Frickin unbelievable!"
Springy is here
Springy.
Springy?
Springy!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
**le slap**
how many of you actually paused to look at engineers inhuman wish
Meep Wagon I did
I did for few words
Then i went on
1:05 That's hilarious.
He wants to FHACK
“I have done nothing but watch porn for three days.”
Soldier being a big mood
EaterOfTacos123
Soldier being a man of culture
Soldier is the most relatable person ever
Soldier being a virgin
Spy Gaming
TF2 Comics: *Ahem... Gentlemen*
This was the longest 3 minutes 16 seconds of my life.
Gorgeous Freeman in the bucket!?
Bell99kill OH YEAH
JustCallMe_Bell A.W.P OPEN UP!
0:28
I never though soldier vibrato could make me laugh but it did
P. S. Rest in peace Rick May, you still exist in our hearts!!!
Damn it, WE MUST STOP SOLDIER!
@@bonniethehedgefox9139 wait im ALIVE!
The vibrato and the Banjo Kazooie music absolutely sells it
0:25 "it contains pornography"
Soldier: PERFECT. AuAuGhAhHeEiAh
Dang it!
We must stop soldier
@@Dav5529 Wait?! I'm alive!
((i started crying when he said "engineer, i dont give a FUCK"))
Alrighty den!
+Supershadow301 oh hello there! Haven't I met you before?
Arvid Bergman (Oh no...) Um... Y-yeah, m-maybe...
+Arvid Bergman no it's me
Max User wat?
This was actually hilarious. Well done.
2:57
Me everytime I get ads.
I don't give a FHACKK!
I remember laughing so hard at this video that I was actually suffocating.
Dr Bright damnit! How many times have we told you not to use Foundation computers to watch CZcams poop
Carthing Kent You said it a thousand times, and you can say it as many more as you like. I’m gonna keep doing it.
demoman: everyone thinks im a one eyed bloody (mumbles something) spy: ok! demoman: god ill kell yeu! (explosions) what is the joke in that? 2:08
That demo Escalated that quicly or that Demo didnt Exept the that the spy didnt give a fuck
1:01 i never knew what pyros inhuman thought till i turned on the captions LOL
NO PLEASE
FBI NO NO NOOOOOOO
ha!
Prone in HALP MEEEEE
@@pyro1436 ok
1:48 me when my teacher asked what was I doing with my study time
Mr Boom Snook have done nothing but watch porn 4 3 days
0:49 It’s been nearly a decade and I just barely realized that the spy’s originally BLU. This guy’s editing was insane. Not to say it’s not insane now, but it was insane.
Why would soldier want the bucket in the end, he's already taken the porn out of it, also not to mention has FILLED IT TO THE BRIM WITH HIS OWN SEMEN.
He has used the bucked to his heart's content by this point.
Still, I, want that bucket.
at 1:24
Medic Three Days Later
Spy: Medic you are supposed to be dead
Medic: dooooo
XDDD
Danny Fenton/ Danny Phantom
Yeah
DAAAA
The freackin' soldier's back babe.
@@its_Hazer Ah, good
This is unironically probably one the most entertaining and greatest videos I’ve watched in a while, it even brought back some nostalgia from the YTP days.
2:45 when you realised the pyro got buffed and all other classes nerfed
Unlike most ytps, i actually laughed at this - well done
The "I'm back, bitches !" sounded way too natural 0_o
2:38 They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive...
Man I love that you used the half life 2 male citizen voice which also was voiced by the Sniper's voice actor
1:06
*FBI OPEN UP*
This... is fucking hilarious.
I need a forum weapon spy saying: "i don't give a fuck"
2:53 My favorite part.
It was quite rude when Spy hit me with that pipe.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfantastic
Now there's cum into the bucket!
The engineer's
inhuman thought:
*Plays Meet The Engineer*
This guy is so talented in every way ;_;
1:41
Spy - Question : Why did you take the bucket?
Soldier - To watch porn.
Spy - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Soldier - I have done nothing but watch porn for 3 days.
FFFFFFantastic. Now there’s cum into the bucket!
@Lucio García He's *card is blank*
Um, Heavy?
@Lucio García That might have been a challenge.
I cry!
*D E M O !*
@@jimbodeek I forget. *GASP!*
This is one of those rare YTPs that I laugh so hard it hurts
Brilliant work!