Reviewing the Lowest Rated Homebrew for D&D
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"Garlic Bread Domain" on D&D beyond went from -8 to +78 after this video. Good job guys!
now its around 330
How's anime swordsman doing?
@@FFKonoko 1,037 upvotes, 154 downvotes so 883 points total
@@FFKonoko It's now the top viewed and top voted class lmao
@DaddyMouse
Perfect, now all is right with the world.
Like that legit was startlingly well made.
The Garlic bread domain cleric sounds like a complete joke of a character, until you put him in a survival campaign.
Pretty much
Bro imagine how broken they could be in a campaign like that...and later they can just DELETE whatever stands in their way.
Put a gb cleric up against strahd, tell me that doesn't go well
One less role for the Ranger :(
Very useful against strad and his vampire lackeys.
That Ninja class just made me suspect this person wanted to play a Ninja, looked at Rogue, saw it didn't have a Ninja Subclass, and never realized that the "ninja" subclass is hidden behind Monk
Way of the Shadows Monk is pretty underrated
Hell, Monks in general are pretty u underrated.
@@f8breaker119 rolling unhanded attacks feels bad
@@NoConsequenc3 I kinda like the unarmed attacks, to be honest. It's fun for me.
They were probably for 3.5's Ninja, which is a weird branch of Rogue
@@f8breaker119 they're really not underrated. Theyre bad
For those who want a more official version of the Garlic Bread Cleric: Remember artificers can use any kind of artisans tools as a spellcasting focus. Yes, even cook's utensils
An alchemist with cooks utensils would be some spicy flavour, especially the fire damage
@@jamieadams2589 Choose the fairy race. You'll be the Food Fairy
@@nikooo1794 I was thinking warforged then you can pull fresh cookies out of your chest to heal at all times. Actually that would make an amazing goodberry
@@jamieadams2589 You're the world's first vending machine. It would actually make sense: some rich dude wanted a robo-chef at all times, in case they got hungry. A chef that didn't sleep, for when they wanted a midnight snack!
@@nikooo1794 well now I'm jealous of a fictional noble and what he bought with his fictional money
How tf was that Garlic Bread domain one of the worst voted ones it’s such a good shitpost
Ya but you not supposed to shitpost on it
Public D&D homebrew is serious business and jokes are to be purged.
I mean I'm looking for terrible homebrew on D&D beyond and how am I supposed to find that when people are joking around
Edit: I should clarify this is sarcastic, I apologize if it came off as serious.
@@OwenOfElliott I totally understand the perspective that jokes don’t belong on the homebrew page, but at the very least there should be some kind of tag you could put on your homebrew if it’s clearly not meant to be taken seriously, kind of like how on the SCP Foundation wiki, joke articles are designated as SCP-J entries
@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Damn, was not expecting to see the SCP wiki mentioned here
SCP-J 420
Yes, we did indeed use garlic bread to bully Acererak in Wizard School.
Nothing defeats Acerac (acsept garlic bread)
@@davidbennion5871 Seems like you have some garlic bread in your mouth. Maybe thats why you can't speak properly.
@@navidryanrouf441 nice
Wait a minute you look really familiar. HMMMM
#acereraklivesmatter
party: "oh goodness, we've been ambushed by so many vampires! what shall we do?"
garlic bread cleric: _NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME_
Great for the Curse of Straud Campaign lol
Throwing out garlic breads like goddamn discuses with pinpoint accuracy into the vampires’ mouths.
"Finally a time for me to shine!" 🤣🤣
This should became a oficial cleric domain
@NotMeButAnother “you don’t know me, ur too old let go it’s over, No body adds on tomatos”
Thanks to Tasha's Cauldron Of Everything, "Chef" is now a feat.
That Garlic Bread Domain is looking real delicious now.
"People want to play dragons because it's called dungeons and dragons"
Well, what if I want to play as a half-dungeon
What, pray tell, would a half-dungeon get or do? And lastly, what horrifically terrible act would someone have to do to create a half-dungeon???
I kinda wish they'd just kick the whole "Half" thing in the head and just make a module for playing things like a full on Dragon or a straight up giant. Whole campaigns built for that kind of stuff would be great for people who want to try that stuff.
@@TH3MIN3R3000 About the same horrific act that spawns a half giant. I mean a male giant stands like what 20 feet....the physics only get worse when you scale it up to building size.
@@clothar23 half giant asked about how it happened "What can I say, my ma likes em big"
@@jwithextrajj Their is already something for this, itsa tweaked monster guide that uses as System of pros and cons to measure power and allows a player to effectively play any race with a monster sheet. To warn you, it's best to make the players limit themselves further if they want an ultra powerful race, like being blind and/or deaf, being dumb (I mean quite literally barely able to understand human speech) or other such limitations. And only do this with players you trust because I tried to allow my friend and my party to be whatever race they wanted. He created wraith from Ben10 omniverse and we argued up and down about it. He refused to give it any system of balances to the point he preferred to play a "flavortext tabaxi with the claws only coming out of the back of his hands" I said then just play a tabaxi named wraith and flavor text its buff and don't change anything else. He got mad and told me I only want to have fun and he isn't allowed. Etc etc. Its a slippery slope playing this kinda game. If you do it,might mind the party and dm you choose to run it.
These are all either:
1. Terribly written and/or balanced, no reasonable DM would permit this
or
2. Memes that are genuinely well-made and balanced, but intentionally flavored ridiculously
Pretty sure it was flavoured with garlic.
how dare someone make a mockery out of my fantasy pretend game with memes!
@@LiarraSniffles_X3 and butter
@@goldencalf13 and long dialogue speeches
I see nothing wrong with either of them
"At level 17 you can cast Power Word: Garlic at will.
This functions the same as Power Word: Kill, but does not have the HP restriction vs the French and leaves a pungent aroma after casting"
Me arguing with the DM if the final boss of the campaign is French or not
"Does not work against cajuns, who dont consider garlic a spice, but as a main ingredient"
Cajun food so good fr tho
Shouldn’t that be no HP restrictions against Austrians? Because according to this: czcams.com/video/ElJJCAuKslQ/video.html ,
casting the spell polymorphs the French into lions
@@TheSkiingDragon I understand the confusion, but "Oignon" is actually French for Ognon. Garlic is "Aïl" in French.
I will never forget the time I met a roleplayer online who described their character as being both "amazonian" and "wafer-thin", I laughed so fucking hard, I can still feel my sides cramping.
Like a cardboard cutout of a wrestler?
Don’t get me wrong, they CAN lift hundreds of pounds….but they’ll literally fold in half after.
I don’t know why but my brain defaulted to think about skinny gotenks
Slenderman.
Urbosa
DM: Alright, so you are surrounded by Vampires.
Cleric: Would you say they look hungry?
DM: Uhhh... Yeah, I’d say so...
Cleric: Perfect (insert evil garlicky laugh)
DM: The Vampires fall to their knees, chocking and vomiting the garlic bread from their stomachs
Cleric: Looks like they've made room for more (laughs even harder and more garlicky)
@@kingcole5977 wait, how do you laugh more garlicky??
Dennis Hallada as you laugh, a garlicky smell can be heard from you, and when you laugh more garlicky, everyone’s sense is completely overpowered by garlic bread, they can only smell garlic bread, they hear garlic bread, every texture is garlic, and their sight is consumed by the garlic.
@@funnyswangoosething5088 We are born of the garlic, made men by the garlic, undone by the garlic.
Fear the Garlic Bread cleric.
@@funnyswangoosething5088 that sounds fuckin wild. Garlic Cleric for president
Anime swordsman: what happened
garlic bread cleric: You were taking too long so I just vaporized everyone
"got any garl-"
"it's already in your stomach"
@@butHomeisNowhere___ You are already fed
*talking
@@arcadeinvader8086 I loaf you
All of these replies are gold
Everyone thinks “Garlic Bread Domain” is trash until someone pulls it out for the “Curse of Strahd” campaign.
I'm running Curse of Strahd currently and I was literally just thinking "Garlic Bread Domain too OP. Pls nerf."
Im fairly certain Draculas aversion to garlic wasnt because he was a vampire, but because it reminded him of what he lost.
I loved how with the garlic bread domain, most of its abilities were fun, but bad, then suddenly it basically just got the ability to cast power word kill without using we of a spell slot
its level 8 feature was actually insane too 2d12 on at level 8 and another d12 every two levels after you just gained the ability to show up a paladin in a smite contest granted poison is the most common resistance and immunity so its kinda balanced
@@wolvenarmor9452 Yeah,poison resistances/immunity is huge handicap for this ability but 2d12 balances it out :p
@@skell6134does that resistance apply to vampires tho? The text clearly states that the weapon is infused with the power of Garlic.
@@Aredel Its not said its really infused with garlic
Maybe spefically vampires couldnt have immunity against it and also user gets advantage when attacking vampires
At level 17. I would honestly allow it in my games
I like how he started laughing at the Garlic Bread Domain cleric only to realize, this is actually pretty good...
And now it's on thier patreon lol
@@DuelingDexperts ok I want to play garlic bread warlock now
The madlad did it
I mean, a once per long rest alignment-restricted power word kill, as a reward for reaching 17th level seems balanced to me. If any deity should grant their clerics a 9th level spell, it should be Garlic Bread.
@@jacoblaslie1430 the power of a deity is based on the level of worship they have. It’s only natural garlic bread be on the top of that list.
*reads Garlic Cleric*
*throws away his homebrews*
Can’t beat that. Can’t even try.
I have written a 140 page homebrew... and nothing i wrote comes even close to that!
I am very tempted to throw in a garlic cleric npc Into my game
@@leguan278 ok but why, a 140 page homebrew would be complex as hell, what even could they do?
@@jaxryz_380 Question is... What can't they do?
@@gyishin He wrote mystic apparently.
“I don’t like garlic bread.”
“Then perish”
“AA-“
Yeah I completely agree with the necromancy one - don’t get me wrong, I love the anime swordsman/ garlic bread domain meme builds, but while it was a bit… Poorly worded and probably needs a bit of tweaking, the concept of forsaking death saving roles to come back as a weakened undead that has to kill in that form to return to life is actually a really interesting spin on a part of the game that people don’t really touch that often.
only zealot gets to play like that, would be cool for the shadow sorc/ undying warlock to have that as their first level ability
The only problem for me personally, is that it doesn't line up that well with how Undeath in D&D actually works. Flavor wise, maybe they are some sort of Half Vampire, that instead of dying, succumbs to the Red Thirst and needs to Vamp someone to be less dead. It's a cool game mechanic, but isn't very lore friendly. Mechanically it would work better for some kind of Elder Scrolls vampire?
i feel like the necromancer should be shunned for their cursed magic and have disadvantage on charisma checks
@@kikagezumi Fuck lore, it's cool and that's what matters
@@cameronrakowski7612 I like that a lot actually, i'd also add maybe you get a minor bonus when dealing with undead / other necromancers
Broke: play as half-dragon
Woke: play as half-dungeon
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Half-dungeon character: like wild magic, but everything is booby-trap themed. "Arrows in mid-flight appear in front of you, pointed at the enemy" or "a spark arcs from you to the ground beneath your foe which instantly becomes a bear trap"
Now THIS is the Homebrew we need!
ok ok but what if you're half-dungeon, half-dragon
@@pzkitty6783 that's not enough of either.
Monster: "I hate Garlic Bread" Garlic Cleric: *thanos snap*
ngl, I'd totally allow a Garlic Bread domain Cleric in a less-serious one shot adventure.
“I used the Bread to destroy the Bread.”
It should be pretty powerful against vampires.
@@poilboiler strahd is going down
@@ssgoko88 If he has less than 100 hp.
I once played a Paladin who aquired a sword that wa simbued with the power of a Pizza baker.
Every time i hit a creature that wouldn't like pizza i would deal an extra d6 force damage.
I really liked the sword and our dm spent a whole day making a giant list with every creature in DnD and if it was Pizza positive or negative.
Imagine that's the crux of the campaign, the BBEG likes pizza so much he's just immune to the sword, he catches it bare handed.
@@jackbishop8610 Guess what:
The BBEG was actually the evil queen of the country. She loved to eat and plan great feasts while the lower classes hungered. She actually liked Pizza and most of my attacks didn't really deal damage when we came to fight her.
But when she was down on her knees after getting brutally sh*t on by our parties bard and barbarian she revealed her true form.
A demon that feasts upon the pain and agony of the people surrounding her. In this form she was physically unable to eat and told my character that she never liked Pizza and that it had tasted like trash. She had tricked herself with a spell to not reveal her true self though. The next and last thing she would taste was the blade of my sword.
@@jackbishop8610
Just blocks it like Batman blocking the Superman punch in BvS
@@jackbishop8610 You DARE use my OWN PIZZA CUTTER AGAINT ME!
That's a great DM
The garlic bread clerics are the best example of "Be careful who you call ugly in cleric school".
Everyone laughed at Garlic Bread Domain Cleric until he took a wrong portal and ended up in Mario Land....then he was a god!
Wait until they encounter vampires. Then they're even more OP
Honestly if there was a one shot taken place in Olive Garden it would be a perfect choice lmfao
Could you use ‘feed the hungry’ ability to deal Poison damage to gluten intolerant foes?
@@RematodeRanger I legit thought that "infuse weapon with garlic" was going to be bonus damage vs vampires XD
@@KirbyUber It does double damage to vampires
"When you're in darkness other creatures can't see you without Darkvision"
You mean. . . Like. . . Normal?
Well technically Noone without true sight or tremorsense / blindsense can see you in complete darkness.
Dark vision doesn't actually make you SEE in the DARK it just makes it easier to see if there's a little light. I think officially its let's you see in dim light as fully lit.
The problem with that is all the creatures if the underdark NEED light then. Makes sense for drow or the like but monsters without tremorsense/ blindsense native to the underdark? It's kinda hard carrying a lit torch without hands
@@SpectralKnight
Na it lets you see in dim light as bright light and complete darkness as dim light:
"A monster with Darkvision can see in the dark within a specific radius. The monster can see in dim light within the radius as if it were bright light, and in Darkness as if it were dim light. The monster can’t discern color in Darkness, only Shades of Gray. Many creatures that live Underground have this Special sense."
@@keitha.7875 yeah dim light is still perception with disadvantage though
A better replacement would be the existing ability of one of the Ranger subclasses that makes you outright invisible in darkness regardless of the vision type looking for you.
I’m definitely making the Garlic Bread Cleric legal in my games from now on.
I desperately want to play a garlic bread cleric vampire who wants to spread the joys he is so cruelly denied through undeath, the one true snack.
@@CrispyChicken38 charecter sheet would be fire 🔥
Imagine an evil garlic bread domain cleric. just going around deleting entire armies of low level paladins and other do gooders. Could literally wipe out an entire army of grunts without even spending a spell slot.
Could take out “good” politicians and rulers in an instant if they get in range
The thing is the 'opposite' alignment line doesn't make any sense. What's the opposite of neutral evil? Neutral good? But the opposite of neutral is having a stance one way or another, so do you get lawful and chaotic good as your opposites? How about true neutral? The corners of the chart then?
The cleric could also salt a TON of fields causing a massive famine.. unless they side with the cleric.
@@ProbablyEzra I think it's just meant to mean "Alignment different from yours"
@@danielcastillo591 That isn't opposite though; even if that works as a separate wording
@@ProbablyEzra i think how it works is, if your good, you use it on evil, if your evil, vice versa, if your neutral, you use it on the neutral opposite of the side on you, if true neutral, you use it on neutral good / neutral evil.
"Yo, you like garlic bread?"
"Eh. Not really."
"..."
"..."
"...Are you evil?"
"...N- no?"
"(Dang it.)"
Wouldn't they be evil by default with that sort of response?
"do you like garlic bread?"
*nervous sweating* "Um... Yes"
*casts zone of truth* "How about now?"
*further sweating* "I'm not a fan of it no"
"then perish"
You like garlic bread?
Nah that stuff is gross
Oh okay cool im about to banish you to the shadow realm
@the golden doomslayer I'm not sure if there is anything that counts as the opposite of neutral, but if everything is then other true neutral people wouldn't be, right?
@the golden doomslayer i can see that, but on the other hand if someone said that they didn't believe in anything then I wouldn't see that as them disagreeing with me
i feel like you should just start a whole series doing reviews of stupid homebrew. We desperately need more shit like the garlic bread domain in the game.
Yes! More please. Dnd beyond also has a chair race, and a subclass called chairmancer...
@@irishlad4723 WTF....
I need this
@@irishlad4723 I would play the hell out of a race of chairs.
@@irishlad4723 i feel like the creator of that watches critical role. Chairs are.. a whole thing in campaign 2.
@@CassilydiaEden which is why there should also be another series where he applies some of the fixes he suggests and then they go through one shots and stuff using them showing them off.
I love the idea of an anime swordsman as a class. It's like a performance art bard.
The thing that gets me about the half-dragon homebrew (other than how ridiculously OP it is), is the fact that it's description is just drag-and-dropped from the Elf description in the player handbook. Yes the part that XP to Level 3 mocks at 2:55 is almost word for word official D&D lore (just for the elves not half-dragons).
Strahd: "OH what have you brought to me" *Takes a bite from the food*
Garlic bread cleric: "Garlic bread."
Strahd: *Fucking dies*
Twas not the garlic that ended Strahd, but the realization of the true price of his immortality, that he could never fully enjoy the divine delights of garlic bread.
@@kingcole5977 *gasp after seeing garlic bread* could it be, the food that I havnt tasted since I was a young lad, the sweet taste of... Garlic bread. AGGGHHHHH *dies*
Yes
me: *fucking dies*
This comment combined with your profile picture is just wonderful
Livestream idea: everyone in the party picks something rated in the negatives, and has to play a one shot all the way through using what’s in that home brew
I’d watch that
Hell yeah that sounds great
Pog
That sounds funny
Dibs on the Garlic Bread Cleric
I’m currently a DM for a college D&D campaign and I have a paladin who’s patron is Garlic Bread. Love me some frighteningly hyperspecific algorithm recommendations.
Whatta coincidence!
You made anime swordsman and garlic bread domain the two most popular homebrew classes. Such power you have.
garlic bread domain had me laughing so fucking hard
Ong fr fr fr fr
Same
My D&D game now he's garlic Breath lyrics
It's probably the only homebrew type I'd allow: something very weird and specific that allows for a more memorable character.
@@bubbasbigblast8563 would you allow something like this at your table? I’m curious as my group is starting a session zero in acouple of days and I have something I wanna test out. I wanna create a half lightning draconian half changeling shadow sorc. Due to it being half from each side racial modifiers are split down the middle, 1s stay 1s though. Also because it’s split I’m only taking wings and armor from draconian side as well as shapechange from changeling half. Gonna play it off as Felurian from the fey realm enticed a draconian into her realm and seduced him leading to his ultimate death. Gonna be chaotic neutral to fall in line with the fey aspect. Gonna run it by my DM to see if I can play it off as if the fey aspect in enables me to be naturally occurring magic channeled through sorcery bolstered by the draconian blood to enable for casting of magic up to a certain level without the need for somatic components. Wild magic would fit extremely well flavor wise but I hate how randomized it is and how it can be as much of a detriment as it is a boon
No joke, I want to see Garlic Cleric and Anime Swordman in a parody campaign.
One has plot armor the other banishes people to the shadow realm
And their both half dragons
Garlic Cleric vs Anime protagonist
I'm going to do that lol
@@mrstarnation4171 at the end the realize the must end each other
That necromancer one really is a cool idea. Changing fundamental rules is an aspect of homebrew I generally adore.
If you want a fun homebrew for a sorcerer with necromancer powers, have him roll for a boon and a failing every level.
Every even level a boon. Every odd level a curse. Make them weak, but related to undead to symbolize the undead energies manifestation.
Stuff like, aversion to running water. Or 1 HP lifesteal on a physical attack. Things that aren't game breaking but assist in selling the character.
My favorite homebrew rule:
Whenever you roll a seduction roll, roll two d20s. If you roll a 6 and a 9, the DM must write a 500-word minimum of the... 'encounter'.
I am the DM.
It's happened twice.
Whoa
....can you link the....'works'?
Legend.
If I was the DM, i’d take it as a challenge to fill 500 words with the least amount of actions possible.
@@nuh_uh210 even worse, write it like "that" scene in My Immortal.
Strahd laughed at the garlic bread cleric. He never laughed again afterwards.
Wait isn't this the perfect cleric to go against strahd? Ya know with him being a vampire?
Strahd: "A Cleric?"
Player: puts garlic on their head
Strahd: "Garlic bread cleric?!"
@@Ellisepha Strahd is Doofenschmirtz confirmed
@@kronksstronkstonks6360 Zahrovich Evil Incorporated
@@Ellisepha "behold, The Adventurer-Grabber-inator!" *presents big claw machine linked to a temporal portal* "with this, i can pluck adventurers from their happy home lives and bring them here to Barovia to ruin their day, invite them to dinner and also maybe drink from their necks. Whilst simultaneously adding to work force that means I can bring in MORE adventurers!"
I love the garlic domain clerics.
"Here, have some garlic bread. Here have some garlic bread, here, have some nutrients, D I E, here, have some garlic bread"
Never ever piss garlic bread cleric off
@@crowberrii or you'll get the bread. But less br and *extra D*
I imagine that the power turns the target into, either: a) I giant garlic bread exactly the shape of the target, complete with bread organs, (but there isnr a whole lot of empty space in the body so this is really only noticeable in the scull where there are cavities and sinuses)
B) a bunch of smaller garlic breads in the general shape of the target
@@kronksstronkstonks6360 Garlic Dead go brrrrrr
I would love to see a Curse of Strahd campaign with a garlic bread cleric in the party
Strahd dead in Session 1
I think the first one meant to say "to non-magical poison, lightning and thunder damage" which is a lot more balanced since those doesn't come around often except from magical sources.
I mean... you could take away the poison, lightning, and thunder resistances entirely and it would still be broken, I don't think that would really help lol
"Haha yeah I love garlic bread it's basically my entire life" *can cast Power Word Kill*
Garlic breath, naturally.
At will
@@jacobwiens659 we all know some people with garlic breath at will
Ace energy
Better idea for Garlic bread domain: teleport Garlic Bread into Strahd's stomach.
Garlic bread cleric in a CoS campaign would be glorious
Oh my god, Leave my vampire husband alone. But that's hilarious
@@setlerking all the children, no longer hungry. All the adults, no longer edible.
All the cows, die.
They were vampires.
And vegan. They disliked the egg.
Butter idea*
Hopefully the DM isn't a dick and says that there isn't enough garlic in garlic bread to trigger the vampire reaction to garlic.
5:08 For those of you who need to hear him laughingly say, "Garlic Bread domain!" every once and a blue moon like me lol.
The fact that the bread based cleric has no skilled called 'The Conquest of [Garlic] Bread' saddens me.
Back from the bread
The garlic bread cleric is pretty balanced! At 17th level, a player could already cast power word: kill, which does the exact same thing without the alignment restriction.
very good
I think the poison damage is a bit much, 2d12 at level 8 and 8d12 at level 20, per hit. But yeah it's actually pretty well balanced otherwise
@@aakodiak117 Yeah poison has a lot of immunities and resistances, but it's still a bit too much.
Power word kill 60 feet
Deilicious retribution has no range it says so it might be much longer range than power word kill delicious retribution is better
@@butterflyenjoyer230 it definitely would be, however it only knocks them to 0hp, rather than directly killing them, and is limited in what creatures it can target
finally someone reviews my homebrew stuff
Don’t fuck with me rn ads r playing is this yours
You GENIUS
youtube says two replies but I see three here.
@@elainasynranelt Yeah CZcams failed math!
@@elainasynranelt The third comment rolled a Nat 20 in their stealth check
My Homebrew 1 shot was a Dungeon created by the god of memory. He had a collection of ALL MEMORIES across all universes exept this world. Therefore he wanted to collect them by creating dungeons and exchanging the memories of the adventures for treasure that they can earn. Plot was he gives memories to the adventures while they are inside the dungeon. Meaning that my players not only had the memories of their characters but their real memories aswell. This allowed me to create funny riddles and traps. Was fun. At the end the god really liked these guys and they watched JoJo in the real of gods at the end.
The garlic bread cleric, other than the level 17 ability, it is actually really well balanced and a good idea. It would be a lot of fun to have one in a game I was playing in.
"Creatures can only see you in darkness, if they have darkvision. "
Yes, that is how darkness works.
Hmm, people without the ability to see in the dark have trouble seeing in the dark 🤔
wouldn't true sight under this be blocked?
@@NoConsequenc3 True sight is like super dark vision you can see basically everything
@@danielnesland8014 But, RAW, truesight =/= darvision
Technically same use, but not the same thing
And since this class can only be seen by darkvision, it is effectively immune to truesight
Hm, it seems this floor is made of floor
Now i want to see the hijinx of a Garlic Bread Cleric, an Anime Swordsman, a wierd necromancer who is just mostly dead and a very confused ninja.
Actually though, having the anime swordsman and the necromancer in the same party would really compliment each other. The necromancer could die and still play, and then the anime swordsman would get a free rage.
@@seamusgreen5386 That sounds amazing and like something I'd like to run a one shot for.
that would be a very fun party to play.
@@seamusgreen5386 Free rage. I don't think it's free, the swordsman is just not the one paying the price. Because now the necromancer is running the risk of dying outright, just so the swordsman can do what he could have done on any enemy.
So one piece... sanji is a garlic bread cleric. brook necro. zoro anime swordsman and chopper is clearly a confused rogue
that undead ability is genuinely very interesting and creative. it gives a good balance of still being able to fight when you're dead, but if you die in this form it's then unrevivable. with a bit of tweaking i think that's something i'd play
Garlic Bread Domain reminds me of the secret Grilled Cheese trait in Sims 4 where you can just summon a Grilled Cheese wherever and whenever you are (as well as talk to people about Grilled Cheese and paint Grilled Cheese paintings)
I'd unironically play a Garlic Bread Cleric in a one-shot.
I'd unironically play Garlic Bread Cleric in a campaign.
I'd covert to Garlic Bread religion IRL
@@eldritchexploited5462 Why don't you?
@@absolutoyin excellent point
@@eldritchexploited5462 I'm here to join the church.
Garlic Bread Domain is no longer the lowest rated, with its score of over 30.
as of checking it right now, its at 330 upvotes
do you have a link to it? I cant find it
@@astartesfanboy5294 Well, i did already tried to put a link to a D&D Beyond page.
But somehow, it kept disappearing the moment i refresh the page.
I'm sorry, but i think you just need to insist on your search in the Homebrew Sub-classes.
@@garlicbreadcleric6576 it the garlic man
@@tadadoterson6147 Yes, it is I, the garlic bread cleric!
Garlic Domain Cleric: Kicks open the door to Tiamat's throne room. "Hey Tiamat! Ya like G A R L I C?"
Tiamat: "First off, who are you, mortal, that you dare come to my domain and confront me alone? Don't you know who I am? Second, no, ew, it's disgusting."
GDC: Pretends that his hand is a jack-in-the-box, except instead of a clown, his middle finger is what gets cranked up. Proceeds to flip off Tiamat. "G A R L I C MF, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
Tiamat: Explodes.
This comment is so underrated. I love it so much!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
I want to DM a campaign with the only options for classes, subclasses, races, feats, and monsters being all negative rating homebrew
The Half Dragon was really unbalanced and everything, but the Garlic Bread Domain was god tier homebrew and the Ninja class was a cool concept that just needed a little workshopping to be great. I don’t understand why the last two were rated so low. They both deserved much better ratings.
Garlic bread Was low for being a shitpost with good quality and the ninja is a shadow monk for the rogue and well bad grammar
Well, the anime swordsman had 679 points, so there’s that
I mean, the half-dragon was not only unbalanced, it was way stronger than actual dragons in lore and didn't even try to incorporate the existing half-dragon lore. Even the appearance description doesn't match up with half-dragons xd
It's one thing when a homebrew is unbalanced, but another when it's lorebreaking
Ya with some reflavoring the garlic bread domain could fill the role of a harvest/food domain which doesn’t really exist right now.
@@kolosmenus What? I'm sorry, but balanced > lore. Nobody fuckin' cares if Acerak decided to spend time on researching divination and using the fates to get an undead horde on the cities of Neverwinter, Waterdeep, etc. that the heroes (party) has to stop and save the day. People do care if their RACE JUST LETS THEM GET OVER A FUCKING 20 AC!
I’m playing a half dragon garlic domain cleric for my next game
same here
Don't forget to start as Anime Protagonist before multiclassing into Garlic Bread Cleric!
That's the best way to get toasted garlic bread. ;-)
Garlic is a breath weapon.
Take the ninja archetype as well.
As a side note, I went and found the Garlic bread cleric and anime swordsman. They've finally received the appreciation they deserve!
“Thus we must appear weak when strong and strong when weak”
-sun tzu the art of war
My Garlic Bread Cleric has solved the town's hunger problem by congregating everyone once per day in the middle of town and BLASTING THEM WITH FLAVOR.
Yo.. (Faerun) Neutral Good Garlic bread Cleric, they're a Gnome who grew up around Lurien and have since been traveling to feed the worst-off folk of the realm. The churches Spring behind his majestic paths as the truest Good force in the Material Plane
I love it
I heard that last line in Macho Man Randy Savage's voice. OH YEAH
One of my players asked if he could play a garlic bread cleric and now I'm here
I said "you better"
Im playing as a garlic bread cleric rn and it's actually really fun
May you live long enough to banish those opposing you to the shadow realm.
Dont you mean "you butter."?
@@cosmicgenesis1581
Have a slice a Garlic Bread.
@@damianrehbein3992 can i maybe have three?
Idea for the half dragon, put wealth as a gauge kind of deal. You have a set area in the material plane that must be in a cave, castle, or dungeon. This area is known as your hoard, the overall cost of items in your hoard will give you power. Depending on what type (chromatic or metallic) you will get different branches of abilities with your gaining wealth stored in your hoars.
6:23 Acerak fucking dies attempting to defeat the force of nature known as Garlic Bread, 1451, colorized.
I fail to see how The Garlic Bread Domain is low-rated. Clearly, it’s an underrated masterpiece.
It's a shitpost, but it is a FANTASTIC shitpost
You have to try very hard to mess up Clerics. Since every Domain that's in now is good in someway. Even that prototype Love Domain worked
@@WiseSageBum would you describe it as a divine shit post?
That and anime warrior are beautiful
@@Spiceodog Messianic, in fact
He made fun of timeless perspective, but isn't that an official aspect of elves
Yes, and elves are boring as shit.
@@a-rat-in-your-walls I...
Disagree
@@rianantony Elves in D&D are one of the worst itterations I've seen
@@a-rat-in-your-walls if you know how to roleplay them correctly they are pretty interesting
@@voidmaster4107 That doesn't make elves interesting, that makes the player/DM interesting
Quick note on teleporting while covered by dark or dim light. We had that in 3.5 as a prestige class called Shadowdancer which let you teleport and hide an any shadow within view. That prestige class was nerfed and tucked away in the monk school Way of the Shadow, forever removing the Rogue or prospective ninja from gaining this ability without rigorous dedication and training as a monk. Or you could cross class yourself into oblivion and do a lot of semi-useful things. I miss cross-classing in 3.5.
Honestly, a ninja class as a prestige class requiring both levels in rogue and monk is am interesting concept! And allowing for both an increase in sneak attack damage and Ki would make it really interesting
One of my fellow players actually played the Anime Swordsman in our Curse of Strahd campaign after his initial character(s) died. He ended up taking the dark vestige that made him only able to speak in whispers, leading to some great moments of the enemies asking him to speak up while he gave his long-winded spiels .
Oh my fucking god YES
“Why do you have advantage?”
Nobody expects pocket sand.
Precisely lol
I always carry pocket sand. Though mine is mostly to use create/destroy water to drain all the liquid from a victim's body.
@@IndigoGollum "Destroy Water: You destroy up to 10 gallons of water in an *open container* within range"
Ah yes, the human body, my favourite open container
@@timetraveler2012 What if you stab a vein and blood comes out, is it technically a huge straw-like container?
I am actually crying, laughing, and fell onto the floor at the garlic bread cleric. My sides hurt so bad. Thank you dearly for this content.
@2:48 hey, slender and graceful but also muscular _is_ valid! Most people call it "toned", or "wiry".
"that is a actually really good garlic bread god."
"I love garlic bread god, I pray to them before every meal, honestly would pray to them without stopping"
"you'd get fat."
"no, why would I get fat?"
"bread makes you fat."
"BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!"
LMAO I love that movie
God I love garlic bread, I don't care if I get fat. SUCK IT RAMONA!
Dont you know that's one of the features about the garlic God, you can choose to either be really fat to show your love for Italian bread or thin so that you have room for more, you can change each long rest
"MY FAT IS MY FAITH! BLESS ME, O GARLIC BREAD!"
Scott Pilgrim is the Garlic Bread Patron Deity
Inspired by that garlic domain, I’m going to go write out an entire class called the “breadwinner”
Oh hell yes. Please add a link once ur done.
You go my guy
Please. I need this.
Please
You better give us a link when you're done!
I was laugh crying when the garlic bread domain thing came up.
The garlic bread cleric had a decent idea, it was the one where if anyone opposed your belief they would take a lot of damage, it could be balanced and turned into a paladin/cleric spell (Don't really ask which oaths or anything) and if anyone had an ideology directly opposing yours then you could ask your god to smite the unbeliever and they would take a few d6 of whichever type of damage your god prefers (Like if it was a death god the enemy would take necrotic damage)
The half-dragon build sounds like the description of an early 2000s fursona
More like an anime OC considering the lack of scales.
Feels like a Warcraft or Dragonlance dragon when they assume humanoid form.
The Garlic Bread Cleric reminds me of a Monk subclass I once made based around sandwiches, called Way Of The Sub.
Tell me more of this "sub way" oh grand master sandwich sensei
I would also be interested in this
“You have proficiency in wielding sandwiches as finesse weapons”
sling slices of deli meats like flying saw blades! Sub-Chucks! baguette clubs! I'm getting hungry.
Lv 20 let’s you make the sandwich of death once in-between long rests. eat right, you gain the benefits of a long rest excluding the ability to make a new death sandwich. Eat it wrong. You die. No saves.
You are great at poking fun at ideas but really like how you give tips on how to do better. Thanks for the great content
The half dragon homebrew has such an "original character made by the weird girl who is a Scalie. Please dont steal" vibe
Monster: I don't like Garlic Bread!
Garlic Bread Cleric: D E L E T E
The Garlic Bread Cleric is my favourite Cyberman.
Party: **encounters vampires**
Garlic Bread Cleric: _"Delicioso"_
THATS SPANISH
*DELIZZIA*
I love the overcooked music in other background in the garlic bread cleric section
2nd edition had a lot of additional books adding on to the classes since subclasses weren't a thing. One of which was Ninja. This is much closer to 3, 3.5, and PF ways of building but I'm sure there are things in there to take away and build up that homebrew. From the sounds of it, they were trying to fit Gloom Stalker Ranger, Way of the Shadow Monk into Rogue for the insane Sneak Attack die addition.
Now I just want to see my enemies vanish in a puff of greasy but aromatic deliciousness. Hey, can we add Paladin of Lasagne or Warlock of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the ranks of the worshippers?
Ok id like a party with that sorts of pc
Garlic bread domain cleric
Paladin of lasagna
Warlock of flying spaghetti
Sorcerer of pizza etc etc
@@yuki97kira You knock at the door of a small, clerical chapter house, somewhere in the back of beyond and ask your question. A short, rotund priest, dressed in grease stained white vestments smiles widely at you as enter. He raises a single eyebrow at your query. "Undead? I'm sorry, my friend, but such a thing has not been heard of in these lands for generations. Come, you must be weary of all your travel, and it is almost time for main-meal. Please, join us in worship ." A Rich, warm, buttery garlic and herb aroma wafts on the early evening breeze, roll a d20 for borborygmi and salivation... Sounds like fun to DM as well
The only acceptable Lasagna Paladin character is a Tabaxi with orange fur who hates Mondays.
@@meowdynyall9284 And there's a campaign right there :-) The Paladin has a Canus barblock nemesis who only goes by the initials O.D. The minor big bad is a bumbling, badly dressed guy who really only is a bit of a nuisance and who sometimes helps the paladin by mistake, and the bigger bad is a human female cleric who is trying to get our Tabaxi to break his oath and go over to the deity of clean living and exercise...
You got some right and some wrong. Spaghetti Warlock is good, Paladin of Lasagna can be replaced by Paladin of Meatballs.
Edit: w a i t
I wanna do a one shot where all character options and monsters are exclusively from the negatively rated content. Half Dragon High Priest of Garlexor the Cheese incoming
I want to play the anime swordsman.
That sounds like something one could do, if they schedule a session on the 1st of April.
@@evgeniblanchard675 agreed. That sounds like so much fun and it can be very easy to build a character around.
A way of the shadow Monk can already teleport between shadows at 6th level and then if you take 3 levels in rogue you can take the assassinate archetype. You have advantage on attack rolls against any creature that hasn’t taken a turn in the combat yet. In addition, any hit you score against a creature that is surprised is a critical hit and not only that but you can cast silence, pass without trace, darkness and darkvision (its my current character, took a white dragonborn as my race and urchin as my background since the DM let me pick this background lol)
For like two minutes I thought you had on purple eyeshadow because of the screen reflection and I was gonna tell you it looked so good
Me: *plays the garlic bread domain*
Ramsey: Finally some good f**king food
I wanna see what Gordan Ramsey would make as a DnD character. Imagine just whipping out some good steak and use it as an illusion spell to distract the enemies for a turn or two.
@@Ace_Gamr then casting druidcraft to distract with the best aroma a chef could make then having an animated idiot sandwich and the ability to summon a swarm of sou-chefs.
turns out the video was sponsored by gordon
Welp, that's it: Begging my DM to let me play a Garlic Bread domain Cleric in our next campaign.
How did that go?
The ninja class is pretty much just making a Shadow Monk that subclassed like 2 points into rogue with a few tweaks. You get the teleporting (at level 6!) and you'd get sneak attack, unarmed strikes damage, vertical/water movement, practically no fall damage, etc.
THE FIRE EMBLEM THEME PLAYING for the anime swordsman one made me actually cry I loved that even as a Fire Emblem fan
"If you are in darkness, other creatures can only see you if they have darkvision" Yeah that's true of... everything?
Not only that ,but it also gives advantage if you're unseen... which is already true.
That's him officer, he's the one made me choke on water during his garlic bread cleric reaction
More upsetting news, they took down the garlic bread domain on dnd beyond. I was going use that build in a one shot
@@mememichael13 PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK
@@mememichael13 I-
This makes me so sad... ;-;
@@mememichael13 WAIT SOMEBODY RECREATED IT
@@gabrialsperka422 share link pls ;u;
ok let's make the garlic bread domain cleric a thing, come on DnD needs more memes and inside jokes!
I see so much of my early attempts at homebrew in these submissions. It's nice to see the host recognize it too and they are able to laugh at themselves as much as the content.