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@@Staysobereverydaythat never happens after your school years. You think girls are playing hard to get with leo dicaprio and making fun of him? Lmao if girls want you they make it super easy for you, anything else and they are mocking you for not taking the hint
@@mattstephens6137no. For some reason TikTok rehtahds think it's necessary to put AI captions on every video, and 99% of the time, they're wrong. He said "hatch a batch."
In 9th grade one of my friend girls admitted that her dad was 73. I'm sure she thought about it a lot. Was one of the oddest things, as a kid who's mom was like 30, to think about.
@@filhanislamictv8712 She has a chip on her shoulder because she's good looking but looks don't last forever. Personality becomes even better with age. If you're going to pick em? Pick em right
@@internetperson9121Why are you projecting all that on her from one comment? Do you have some special insight into her situation? Literally all she said was “I hope you find one”! Seems like it’s you with the issue?
Sounded like my ex when she was being jelly, which was among the sweetest expressions of her particular flavor of love, which I liked so I was fond of it. Theo needs to be be aware his perception can’t always pierce the feminine way and think of the other angles but thats asking a lot from a 2 second exchange lol
Nope, said it with ego, she's a hot blonde...not very hard to have kids, and theo....a mid life slightly racist comedian with the same hair, same jokes, same persona, that he had at the beginning. He's great, but that's the battle the chose. He can't put on a suit and start a new life, people know him.
In this episode theo straight up stole a plot from a show and the gilr called him out and theo got butt hurt calling out other shows "stealing" from him
@@DavidGutierrez-ed7lkThat’s exactly how it sounded. Even though she didn’t intend to make it sound like that she even realized it afterwards. No one is projecting hahah did you just learn that word today?
@@flameon3195y’all are def projecting. all the comments trying to make it sound like she’s hurt is a massive cope. talk really can’t fathom that this woman doesn’t want theo lol
@@D-A-A- I do, but for people that don't, that would be their initial perception of him. When everything a person says is preceded by uh and um and and they sport a mullet with bowl cut sideburns, it leads one to believe they're dealing with a window licking mouth breather.
@@speedymose4965 lmao Theos lucky to be on it? More like they’re lucky to ever have someone as big as Theo von on their shitty platform, not to mention wrong podcast
Right we can’t say for sure… but women certainly get a lot more pressure on this subject and certainly take more issue with being asked the question because of that. That’s just common knowledge @demjem
I noticed that after he asked her if she had any children she fired right back at him quick I don't think he realized that he might have touched a sore subject for her
Yeah, and the way Theo instantly repeated the "no children" after she has answered that may have hurt her, that's why she had this cold attitude afterwards
I thought theo was cool but in the video he tries making up a story but the girl caught him cause it was actually a story from a show and theo got mad calling out other shows that steal from him
@@harrisongwin6859 That's why so many guys have chosen Not to marry! So many times these marriages end up in divorce and she will take her former husband to the Cleaners! You stay smart and safe! God bless you! 🍀♥️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@@mjkpolo7313 Nah dude look at her entire face and expressions her eyes are wide, face stoic, monotone voice, and all while saying “its all love”. That eyebrow raise is the tell that she didn’t mean a damn word she just said and most likely feels the complete opposite. Some malevolent shit dog.
That is hilariously ridiculous to think that is how she feels based on this conversation. I can say with almost 100% certainty that never happened, based on her interaction with him.
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How tf is it legal for you to profit off of stolen, recycled content?
Your welcome 👀
That woman's clearly a sociopath.
@@organboy4690how is it illegal? You do know how nations, laws, boundaries, etc, work, correct? Smh.
@@anthonyzulloactually it is illegal, most copyright laws cross over borders.
Imagine Theo putting in work on a first date.
“Would you rather be reincarnated as a frog or a salamander?”
As i read that, i heard it in Theo's accent😂
Plausible scenario right there
😅
😭😭😭
Lol 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Uuuhhhmm… could a chose a Dragon? They got them, uhhhmmm, SCALES and claws right?
Theo definitely left her on read at some point 😂
Hardly. Theo is not attractive
@@RP-ue9wyyou’re the same. You only attract racoons cooter
@@RP-ue9wy 😂
@@RP-ue9wy not the point..her reaction was the point
@@beaumckenzie90 i made my my point
“ I hope you find one”
All Theo hears
“ I’m not the one”
It's funny theo is the that's rejected her at some point. In another episode she talks about wanting to bang Theo every day
@@elvinkoay1393 she’s playing hard to get , when they make fun of you is cuz they like you
@@Staysobereverydaythat never happens after your school years. You think girls are playing hard to get with leo dicaprio and making fun of him? Lmao if girls want you they make it super easy for you, anything else and they are mocking you for not taking the hint
@@Staysobereveryday is that what that means? they must love me then
@@FistfulOfGabagool lol
“Hatch a lil batch” 💀
Pretty sure he said, "Hatch a lil bat." Lol
he definetly said "batch"@@mattstephens6137
@@mattstephens6137no. For some reason TikTok rehtahds think it's necessary to put AI captions on every video, and 99% of the time, they're wrong. He said "hatch a batch."
@mattstephens6137 Did you watch with volume off?
@@ShloppyShmeat Did you watch with brain off?
This is the real life version of when you forget to put “lol” at the end of a text and accidentally sound too serious.
Lol
lol
Lol
Your fucking comment
I swear I stopped that shit. It is what it is
theo ain’t quick to have kids bc his father had him when he was 70, he knows he can do it
Facts 😂
He hated that about his upbringing
In 9th grade one of my friend girls admitted that her dad was 73. I'm sure she thought about it a lot. Was one of the oddest things, as a kid who's mom was like 30, to think about.
Bra this is so underrated comment
But he resented his father for it. So he probably won’t be repeating the same mistake.
The psychopath smile after she said all love 😂
Not psychopath, just not attracted
The raised eyebrows
@@connorobillyfr she was joking just being dry about it. I don’t think she was being an ass or nothin
She knew what she doing. The comment was dry as Intentioned
@@filhanislamictv8712 She has a chip on her shoulder because she's good looking but looks don't last forever. Personality becomes even better with age. If you're going to pick em? Pick em right
The eyebrow rise doesn't lie.
yup, good eye buddy
I feel autistic when people point this stuff out to me, it goes completely over my head
@@ColmPadraig Autistic? Wrong word.
Came here to see if someone else caught that
She was into him. Shes just a bro girl and was playing hard ball.
“I meant that will all love”
*said with the most emotionless stare ever*
she raises her eyebrows too no poker face
“It’s all love I mean this with all love”
👁👄👁
Her voice is atrocious lol Like she sounds terrible. idk if I’ve ever heard such a strange monotone , awful voice like that before.
@@booziebadazz1692 ssri eyes
She's so rude
That, “hopefully you find one”, was like the, “good luck” from Taken 😂
She's the worst.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds a lot more like yeah, 👍 good luck with that buddy.
She’s annoyed that men can have healthy kids for much longer vs. women
Underrated 😂😂😂 had to rewind my memory pull up the audio from taken for the confirmation and damn its valid
That "Oh damn" was hilarious 😂
She has a hardened heart.
Well said
It happens to a lot of women and men who repeatedly make bad choices in love partners, rather than examine themselves they get bitter
@@internetperson9121shut up Dr. Phil.
She don’t have one. She’s a genuine covert narcissist psychopath
@@internetperson9121Why are you projecting all that on her from one comment? Do you have some special insight into her situation? Literally all she said was “I hope you find one”!
Seems like it’s you with the issue?
The sinister way she said "its all love" def had no love in it 😂😂😂
I’m dead
@@larkmars8182 i refuse to believe that you have passed away.
Sounded like my ex when she was being jelly, which was among the sweetest expressions of her particular flavor of love, which I liked so I was fond of it. Theo needs to be be aware his perception can’t always pierce the feminine way and think of the other angles but thats asking a lot from a 2 second exchange lol
@@leo9272 its true, im the casket
Nope, said it with ego, she's a hot blonde...not very hard to have kids, and theo....a mid life slightly racist comedian with the same hair, same jokes, same persona, that he had at the beginning.
He's great, but that's the battle the chose. He can't put on a suit and start a new life, people know him.
No idea who anybody but Theo is here lol
Is that supposed to matter? I hope you learn all of lifes characters.
Ye we learned a lot from you’re reply Theo was being Theo she was being nasty 🤣🤣
@@BrianMeehan-mn2mj i don't even think she thought she was being nasty, thats how she treats men she doesn't consider in her league.
@@nevadascaredme7436 ur a happy person eh, Jesus Christ
@@Xavierlifts Allah is great.
That sounded like they knew each other fairly well prior this episode 😂
In this episode theo straight up stole a plot from a show and the gilr called him out and theo got butt hurt calling out other shows "stealing" from him
@@omartino9179nah Lil dicky stole that joke from Theo . He's been saying that joke way before that episode aired lol
@marshallmarvin1369 what joke? Exactly theo got caught on live stealing then played it off bringing Dave for sum reason
@@omartino9179Link?
The "Oh Damn" just cracked me up 😂
I love how he acknowledged the burn by just saying "oh dayum" lmfao
Lol. Theo is such a cool dude. Comfortable taking the low key insult here and rolling with the punches making comedy right on the spot.
That eyebrow raise after she says it was all love 😂😂😂
Yup…they can’t help themselves
Demons
Dude! HY! God Catchhhh : good catch
Sounded like dude
hahaa no disrespect to TV he’s a funny guy… but I’m kinda with Brianna on this one 😂😂😂
I think that's the first time I've ever seen Theo get his feelings hurt lol
With khalyla he was hurt
And with the orange dude
“I would like to hatch” 🤣🤣😂😂 Theo you are not a chicken!!
It's like " I wasn't about to try for you but you didn't have to go ahead and reject me" 😂
He just wants to hatch a lil batch is all
Lol idk how you got that from this short feels like you projecting a bit
@@DavidGutierrez-ed7lkThat’s exactly how it sounded. Even though she didn’t intend to make it sound like that she even realized it afterwards. No one is projecting hahah did you just learn that word today?
@@flameon3195y’all are def projecting. all the comments trying to make it sound like she’s hurt is a massive cope. talk really can’t fathom that this woman doesn’t want theo lol
She didn’t reject him
There was hate in that well wishing! 😂
Agreed
That’s how women are.
Nah she likes him, she's just open to also not giving a f
Theo smashed and dipped after giving her the “I think you the one talk”
those soulless eyes
The thousand cocks stare
That was definitely a “I hope you find one but it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me.”
Thought the same shit 😂
she actually had a mad crush on theo and was just nervous lmaoo
Dude sounds incompetent and lacking confidence so why should she be attracted to him
@@mikesptacekgmail seems like you dont even know who theo is 🤣🤣
@@D-A-A- I do, but for people that don't, that would be their initial perception of him. When everything a person says is preceded by uh and um and and they sport a mullet with bowl cut sideburns, it leads one to believe they're dealing with a window licking mouth breather.
Theo is going to have kids at like 70 😂😂😂😂
If that's the case, then
like father, like son.
I just hope Theo finds peace and happiness, however that unfolds. ❤️ Love this dude 😊
Just like his dad
The Von legacy stretching 3 centuries in two generations
Like Count Dracula
Tal palo, tal astilla.
Her eyes at the end when she said it’s all love with the eyebrow flex tells a story
It's saying:"Dude....chop chop you're in your forties"
@@roddo1955😂😂😂 fr
@@roddo1955 lol... Guys aren't on the same timeline women are
That "Oh, damn," was hilarious!! 😂😂 Theo is such an undercover boss!!
Who are the other people? Theo doing a charity podcast.
Bro hahahahaha charity podcast..
@@speedymose4965I dont even watch that shit and i know this aint from there
@@speedymose4965 lmao Theos lucky to be on it? More like they’re lucky to ever have someone as big as Theo von on their shitty platform, not to mention wrong podcast
@Mossmember213 what you talking about Willis
@@speedymose4965 that’s not call her daddy Lmao. That’s barstools “BFF’s” podcast.
That Jeff gordon jacket goes hard lmao
the eyes up after " i meant that with all love " says all
Theo is unintentionally funny bruh 😂
She a walking 🚩😂 Theo over here playing golf like:😘⛳️
Really not that deep mate
@@Tom-tp1jv ok mate
haha i love this comment. good job
@@Tom-tp1jvprolly coz it's a joke
Posts something.
Gets pooped on.
“iT wAS jUSt a JOke MAte.”
The internet idiot playbook.
“We should listen back to it” was CRAAAZYYYY 😂😂😂😂
Hi Teez, why don’t you take a seat over there. Go head take a seat. So…..What was so crazy about it?
@@DaOne510 lmao
@@DaOne510 LMFAOOO
Hatch a batch. Lmao😂😂 Theo is out here killing it. 🤣
"We should listen back to it cause it sounded hella different to me"😂😂
She said, "Good luck with all of that.""😂😂
So you watched it to
She responded like that because the question “do you have any children?” hits more of a nerve with women than it does with guys. 😂
Woah! 🤔 maybe she low key did lol
How do u know? Were u in her brain?
Right we can’t say for sure… but women certainly get a lot more pressure on this subject and certainly take more issue with being asked the question because of that. That’s just common knowledge @demjem
That was a nice comment dude
@@TheTailors1 dont forget the biological clock, their body and nature adds to the pressure
just hearing that womens voices makes me not want to care 💀💀💀
Your incels hate for women is interesting 😂 hope it keeps you up all night
That felt so shady on her part LOL
The Children questiom really got to her
I noticed that after he asked her if she had any children she fired right back at him quick I don't think he realized that he might have touched a sore subject for her
Yeah, and the way Theo instantly repeated the "no children" after she has answered that may have hurt her, that's why she had this cold attitude afterwards
she don't want any. i don't understand this. all love for what?
Literally every question she asked was passive aggressive af 😂
Yup, she reminds me of Amber Turd 😂
Reminds me of bri Larson. That's not good
What podcast was he on?
@@CJ-yf5cr he probably left her on read sometime, like a gay said somewhere above
@@SHNASTDOG Bre’s a gun,
"Good luck with that" type of energy
Her face says she lie
"we should listen back to it" I'm dying lol
That sounded like "Good luck with that"
Yo Theo, such a real one for saying “we should roll back to it”
Shawty's running on infernal ice. Damn! 😂
Her face when she said "I meant that with all love" made it seem like she really didn't 😂
When it comes to women, actions ALWAYS speak louder than words…
@@Thedudemannn I mean that doesn't just apply to women, that's with anyone really lmao
@@rbux1636 applies to everyone but what women say and what they do are usually two different things. Men are pretty straightforward…
@@Thedudemannn yea, that is unfortunate
I want Theo to host the Oscars
Her answer was equivalent of "I wish I could meet a guy like you"
You are a funny Theo.... Appreciate you making me laugh
I thought theo was cool but in the video he tries making up a story but the girl caught him cause it was actually a story from a show and theo got mad calling out other shows that steal from him
Theo heard “Do you want children?” and took it as an offer
Exactly bro.. at least im not the only one that read into that convo 😂
Nah in another video she talks about wanting to bang theo all day long. She's just salty theo doesn't feel the same way
And it wasn't even on a reservation....lol
"Hatch a little batch" 😂😂
I just don't understand how you could be mean to Theo. He's so pure; that's like kicking a puppy or a toddler.
Angry hearted people hate puppies, they don’t want to see anything else enjoying life
@@internetperson9121 He's in his 40s, I think she is just a little bitter about her own situation.
Theo was like you had me at the first half
Ooooo love to know the background on that interaction. She’s salty about something
She's probably mid 30s with no children. It makes women mad/scared whether they want to admit it or not.
@@WBscorned she's like early 20's lol you can't be serious thinking she's in her 30's 😂
@@MGoBlue92 really? She looks like she's been partying for the last 10 years. Grunge vibes.
Shes also white, they age like banana's in the fridge
@WBscorned
Lmfao speak for yourself, hun
Theo was like chill yet he was jist bekng sensitive 😂
If Theo can get rejected like this it gives me confidence to keep trying too
Poor girl thinks love is just a word.
Most people do until they have their heart broken.
@@ancientfuture9690 Most women*
It kinda is
Oh no much more than a word. It's a powerful beautiful force. Like gravity. Can't explain it but u know it when u feel it. Keep looking brotha man. ✌️
@@ancientfuture9690 dang son, you just give out this wisdom for free?
From now on, any time someone asks me if I want children, my response will be, "Yeah, I'd like to hatch a little bat sometime." 😂
Hatch a lil batch
A bat? 🦇
Batch
@@TrySomeFentanylit's bat
@@williamrandolph1566wrong
She looks at him with contempt
Theo wants kids but he ain’t going to find a wife in the podcast arena. These girls are sociopaths and narcissists
hardly anyone in the social space deserves love. None of them are selfless or caring or genuine. The things you need
@@harrisongwin6859
That's why so many guys have chosen Not to marry!
So many times these marriages end up in divorce and she will take her former husband to the
Cleaners!
You stay smart and safe!
God bless you! 🍀♥️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@@tomvalveede6808 thanks Tom
And most importantly fatherless hoes
To be fair, whos gonna want to have kids with some.random.guy that they just met on a podcast 😅
Its that eyebrow raise. Crazy lady.
I’ve been hurt to brotha
Yo forreal! Didn’t notice the first time. Wow
nooo I think that's a facial queue that she likes him, you raise your eyebrows when you see something you like
Yeah something is off with that
@@mjkpolo7313 Nah dude look at her entire face and expressions her eyes are wide, face stoic, monotone voice, and all while saying “its all love”. That eyebrow raise is the tell that she didn’t mean a damn word she just said and most likely feels the complete opposite.
Some malevolent shit dog.
She sounds like how Amy whinehouse sings 😂
Kevin Hart and Don Cheadle all over again 😂
she has the same stare as a great white shark, those eyes are emotionless . back away, get back in the boat..
Lifeless eyes... like a doll's eyes... don't seem to be living at all when they come at ya... until it bites ya!
Why do males get so bitter when a woman does anything?
Not like he has a choice, she doesn't like him
She definitely the “Oh Bless you heart” type of person😂
This man is a gentleman for not roasting her lol
This woman was showing mercy for being generous with her roasting.
That Jeff Gordon jacket is fire
I meant that with all love is just as dismissive. 😂
They look inlove!,..Theo is a smooth operator lololo
She has the tone of a Los Angeles robot
Her eyes said it all lol
I think she's made herself known to Theo but didn't get the reaction she wanted! Go on Theo. Legend💪🔥
That is hilariously ridiculous to think that is how she feels based on this conversation. I can say with almost 100% certainty that never happened, based on her interaction with him.
Proof u do not know how to sense someone 'made themself known' if u think this 15 seconds is it
And you can't prove otherwise so I'm sticking to my Theo'ry.
Salty comments are women guaranteed 😂😂😂
She wanted that little Theo batch
Theo is my kinda comedy, everything he says makes me laugh.
The way said "NOAW" at the start sounded like a quick pluck on a banjo string .. 🎸
DID You See Her Nose Smirk After All Love..Wow She Cold AF
It was joke…get you panties out of a bunch you snowflake
She digs him she been into him . 😊
He’s dressed like a malcontent, dude.
@@JohnJakeWilliammalcontent 🤓
Theo saying children instead of keeeeedz is a good start.
😂😂😂
Lmao! She was emotionless when she said that! She did not care nor mean that at all 😂😂😂😂😂
She was like - dont you dare think about picking me. 😂
Hahahaha we should listen back to it... that crazy lady is way to comfortable being rude then saying oh it was all love with no smile
Theo is my top 5 favorite famous humans. His Dad was 70 when he was born, so he has plenty of time
She took that first question personally
Coldest reaction ever, 😂 she was like stay away from me creep, in the way she said hopefully you find one (sideeye
With friends like her who needs enemies ?
She wants that Theo Von Demon spawn. 😂😂😂
“We’ll text” 😂
This is a pickup line my friends.
Homie in that purple hoodie or whatever color it technically is felt that too😂
Cold Blooded Reptile Response.
Perfect observation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And...
She is so dry , and genuinely sincere 😂😂😂😂
Reading her micro expressions, she wanted to hatch his bat
She became hostile upon the children question
Theo dad had him at 70. Theo grandad is from the 1800’s!! Theo’s got time
Well damn!! There was no love intended in that sentence.😅😂
Whatever woman would love Theo already does. He has a special brand of humor and his perfect woman is probably out there watching these
The aggression in her eyebrows after saying “it’s all love” 😂
Still tryna confidentiality sell it as if she means it
Disgusting lol
All I see is pure evil in those eyes
She can’t move her face because of the Botox
Yo who is that woman?
@@woofy9977 no idea bro 😂
@@woofy9977 a nobody haha
The most dismissive “good luck with that”