This Kaneko Lumi stream didn't happen
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- it never happened
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Original stream: • 【VOD】CONFESS YOUR SINS
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Lumi's reaction to the first one being basically "maybe women are overrated" is surprisingly both sweet and based, lol
"Would you spray my daki with Lumi smell"
Lemon is a very common scent for fabric cleaning, so most probably do even if unintentional
I mean... If I am already buying a daki, might as well go all the way :)
he literally cucked his own oshi, that's impressive
6:52 the gears in lumi’s head turning at the possibility of it being a girl confession
Gotta agree tho, that absolutely sounds like a girl
"It's saving water" - that's the strongest cope I've heard about pissing in the sink. I piss in the sink to be able to wash my junk afterwards, we are not the same anon.
Make sure you rinse thoroughly, soap in the urethra can be a real pain
Why? Do you piss all over yourself normally?
"Become gay"
- Loomi
Why does Loomi translate to animals 😂
Going from the very first confession, which was honestly understandable and I hope they find a way to overcome their tribulations, into whatever the eff the second confession was gave me serious whiplash. I literally felt the mood swing so hard I almost fell from my chair, holy.
3:25 ~ Least Schizophrenic Yellow Woman Enjoyer 🍋
🔌🐇
Pretty sure that one about gaslighting was from pippa
"It's just sad... Which may or may not be worse. Hang out with some dude friends. Woman suck."
- Lumi, earning the respect of all her (also women) fellow genmates
1:56 Based Lumi
2:30 based sink-pissing anon
It's so bad for pipes thoooo
@@notificationreceived4399literally just run enough water to get it out of the s-trap. The pipes are literally the same material as your toilet.
Fishman, where is lumi smell perfume in the phase connect store
For the first guy, shoot your shot. If she says no, then you can be happy knowing you have an answer instead of wondering of "what if -"s. Keep working on yourself and you'll find someone else eventually.
I relate to that first one on a spiritual level. Meaningful relationships with women just don't happen.
Not with that attitude.
6:28 That deep, soft laugh.
Fuck.
Don't need to be parasocial for the lemon woman.
I think the 2nd one is from Sseth.
i would like to know if anyone has links to lumi's streams that totally didn't happen and totally wern't deleted
This one’s VOD linked in the description, don’t know about any other ones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Her instantly saying that the last one didn't even contain sexual scenes makes me chuckle
Why would Lumi watch a classic black-and-white Kubrick film.
She's not wrong thou, if memory serves.
6:16 relatable
Lumi never beating the Gay allegations.
Really hope the first guy is doing better. He's chastising himself for seeking romance, but that's natural. He just needs a healthier outlet for it. Get away from the internet and spend time with his friends and family. Treat his female family well and get to understand them, as it will help with dating.
He seems to be an earnest lad. He just needs to know that you don't buy friends or companionship.
I like how she’s actually nice at the end of the day.
Anon take ur meds dood
Giga F for the hyper-parasocial bro, that's kinda why you probably should just disconnect the second you catch yourself getting feelings for an E-girl.
He probably doesn't need this clarification, but just in case, while some male streamers have dated their female mod or something similar, there is not such a thing as a female celeb/e-celeb that has dated their fan, EVEN the ones richer than her (no, dude paying thousands of dollars for a date is called sex work, not actually dating).
Unironically, you would have an easier time flirting with the hottest woman at your job/school/etc than with your Oshi.
So do yourself a favor, and just consume/do something else for entertaiment, you aren't in the headspace for this hobby, and put that energy somewhere else.
You hear about that one story of the celeb talking to some guy and them really hitting it off until he mentioned he was a fan of her?
ngl the first one is literally me
huh, my mildly autistic brother also pee's in the sink, dunno why, good to know its not just him.
F fuyo
oh wow
what a funny confession i wonder what the last one will be li......