Livers you don't want as a boyfriend ranking[nijisanji eng sub]

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
  • #nijisanji #nijiclip #engsub
    original stream
    • 【 格付け企画 】#にじさんじ格付けし合う男...
    member:
    Rindou Mikoto @RindouMikoto / Yumeoi Kakeru @YumeoiKakeru / Uzuki Kou @UzukiKou / Kanae @Kanae / Kenmochi Toya @KenmochiToya /
    Fura Kanato @FuraKanato / Mashiro Meme @MashiroMeme / Lauren iroas @LaurenIroas / Saegusa Akina @SaegusaAkina / Naraka @Naraka_nijisanji / Makaino Ririmu @MakainoRirimu
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  • @_skyfullofstars
    @_skyfullofstars Před 18 dny +690

    Akina really considered his reasons for not wanting to date his super busy crush, Kanae. LMAOOOOOO

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o Před 16 dny +300

    Kanae sounds like an amazing and considerate partner but he has this... *aura* around him lol 😂 I rlly get why he can seem intimidating

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill Před 15 dny +36

      i think you just need to be more intimidating than kanae and you'll be fine as long as you're also very independent

    • @eitsukun
      @eitsukun Před 15 dny +67

      Yugo who got to meet him irl before during a liver party said this exact same thing where he truly did have an aura even among other nijisanji livers. He would look into their eyes when holding coversations and made sure to talk to each and every one of them personally... I think he's truly an amazing person even irl 🫣

    • @uriel4290
      @uriel4290 Před 14 dny +45

      right??? it's not because he's a bad guy, but because of his attentiveness and sincere hope to reach out with everyone so that eye contact, communication skills, friendliness combine with his trolling vibes with Kuzuha makes him intimidating.. Intimidating in the way of he's too amazing😂... Other than that, I cann see Kanae falling for a woman who can subdue him, hmm yes yes very much

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill Před 14 dny +25

      @@uriel4290 i think he's just a little gremlin entertaining himself with his power to roleplay various characteristics to induce certain responses in the people who are with him or watching him, he always seems to have so much fun messing with people or being a babu babu weirdo

    • @MsDj03
      @MsDj03 Před 3 dny +1

      @@uriel4290 Charisma! It's the charisma that the man just oozes out of his pores

  • @mako7161
    @mako7161 Před 18 dny +490

    Mashiro just proving the rankings are correct LMFAOOFKDK

  • @lavenderbloom_blues
    @lavenderbloom_blues Před 18 dny +186

    Kanae and Lauren going all out with the defending after Mashiro said boob job 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YuffiesRoko
    @YuffiesRoko Před 18 dny +345

    i cried laughing at mashiro's response and kanae and everyone jumping in to be like no no no don't do that this is a joke!!!!! thank you for translating 😂

  • @devilvocano420
    @devilvocano420 Před 18 dny +267

    Mashiro saying some crazy things lol

  • @npc_unavailable
    @npc_unavailable Před 18 dny +241

    Mashiro really went all in 😭

  • @srishtis6209
    @srishtis6209 Před 14 dny +96

    Honestly, when I thought about who I'd rank as the ideal boyfriend, my immediate first thought was also Akina. He's so loveable, SO fun, and really emotionally intelligent and attentive. He acts a goof but definitely would be the guy half the class has crushed on at some point. And bro was immediately ready to die for all his new girlfriends lmao.

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 Před 18 dny +260

    they mind broke Lauren and Mashiro lmaooo rip 😂
    I hope they do this again, this really is entertaining w

  • @NichinoseKenjiEverLand
    @NichinoseKenjiEverLand Před 9 dny +22

    Mashiro "boob job" rlly got me LMAOO I WAS SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD

  • @Crosshill
    @Crosshill Před 15 dny +66

    kanae gives off a lot of sadist vibes for a masochist..

  • @liv9293
    @liv9293 Před 18 dny +85

    I don't really watch the jp livers but I don't shy away from their clips, so I don't know a lot about each liver. Hearing Mashiro talk in the first few moments had me questioning, "why is he number one???" Only for him to prove the scoring right 😭😭😭😭 I see exactly why now

  • @Max-fl3lh
    @Max-fl3lh Před 18 dny +116

    Mashiro had experience mind broke 😂 and had to accept it

  • @chuuwuyal2272
    @chuuwuyal2272 Před 12 dny +17

    The way they all scrambled to Mashiro's defense😭😭😭

  • @bellaPadme
    @bellaPadme Před 8 dny +16

    25:00 he just staring cutely at the screen after saying some crazy thing LOL

  • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
    @user-ri7wz7rveus4r Před 18 dny +206

    24:56 the way everyone just immediately jumped to damage control mashiro LMAOOOO
    also i don't really watch him because i don't see that many clips of him but any fans of his, how is he usually like? how is his personality and what kinda streamer is he? his specialty/charm/talents? please lmk if you read this

    • @wuxians
      @wuxians Před 18 dny +153

      his cute voice and appearance makes his weirdness a bit endearing but he's still a weirdo lol. he's also been into a lot of fucked up shit irl that it sort of desensitized him to a lot of things. he's known as THE horror/supernatural vtuber. that's one of his specialities i think. no one else can stomach a lot of the shit he sees or do for fun. his charm is probably the contrast between his cute image and his not-so cute interests.
      he plays into the "gross otaku" role a lot (as seen in this video); guy who's into loli games, big boobs and says females instead of women- but he can be really sweet outside of this schtick. his interactions with melissa and hayama show this! he's v patient, caring and attentive. he did say before that he'll graduate once he gets a girlfriend (so he can spend more time with her). i have a feeling he'll stick true to his words.

    • @CrowKyuu
      @CrowKyuu Před 18 dny +54

      Dont know much about general personality since I mostly just watch his clips but um Imo
      Horror/Unsettling lovers will definitely like a bunch of his contents
      For me I thoroughly enjoy his singing, covers n karaokes stuff
      Edit oh gosh couldnt say it since it might scare away a potential fan but its all trueeeeeeeee he is a big simp not in a normal level but big time simpin

    • @FujisakiChihiro55
      @FujisakiChihiro55 Před 18 dny +60

      He has 2 side.
      On one hand he's a horror enthusiast that even other members considered him to be an enigma, he used to stream a lot of questionable horror stuff so much so that CZcams nuked his old channel out of existence 2 years ago.
      And then on the other hand he's a pervy otaku who love boobs so much (and butts also recently), this traits of him isn't exactly a new information for a long time fans but it became widely known because of his Blue Archive's playthrough.

    • @epicnami8007
      @epicnami8007 Před 18 dny +28

      ⁠​⁠@@wuxians​​⁠^^^ to this!! mashiro is a little weirdo but he’s really interesting if u check him out!! i also really like his singing too!!

    • @Kou_kishin
      @Kou_kishin Před 16 dny +19

      @@FujisakiChihiro55 his old channel was nuked due to the weird youtube p*rnbot surge back then, not because of horror content. Bots kept spamming sus links and bannable words/key phrases in his chat (as well as many other ppl's chats), then youtube saw it as a violation of their policies, nuked mashiro's channel, and refused to look into it after anycolor asked them to review/reconsider. Once they understood there's virtually 0 chance his old channel will be back, he had to start over on a new one lol

  • @chayanneenjoyer6461
    @chayanneenjoyer6461 Před 18 dny +50

    24:53 when you make Warawa do that look you know something really strong was said lmao

  • @leanne-fw1tc
    @leanne-fw1tc Před 18 dny +83

    thank u for translating!! the way everyone tried to save mashiro at the end wwww

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 Před 16 dny +23

    Btw, if you’ve watched the list before this one you’d really appreciate that Akina ranked highest in this survey ☺️😭 Akinya love ❤️

  • @CrowKyuu
    @CrowKyuu Před 18 dny +68

    Omg HAHAHAHAHA I already knew it was gonna be mashiro at top
    the comments were on spot too
    This is why alot of his clips are hilarious af

  • @pidgey_
    @pidgey_ Před 18 dny +47

    it’s so funny when everyone gets so loud here 24:56 🤣 and rore seriously went crazy he accepted being second with a violent mindset hahaha why is he trying to fight them all 🤣🤣 thank you for the clip and translation!! this was so fun and interesting hahaha

  • @littlemingchan1412
    @littlemingchan1412 Před 17 dny +16

    16:26 i really like kenmochi and his philosophy ,, ahhh this level of self affirmation juhhuhu want

  • @bloomy2121
    @bloomy2121 Před 2 dny +1

    Viewer: I feel like he'd punch me while smiling
    Kanae, instead of saying he wont punch her: You can't tell if I'm smiling when I punch you

  • @_Liam__
    @_Liam__ Před 18 dny +95

    24:50 wow, that was unexpected
    25:52 LOL

  • @FlanFran
    @FlanFran Před 15 dny +19

    "STREAM MORE" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Chris-vy7yk
    @Chris-vy7yk Před 16 dny +10

    Thanks for the translation! Everyone doing damage control and then there is Mashiro 草

  • @happiness.9909
    @happiness.9909 Před 18 dny +12

    i keep on getting distracted by yumeoi's bird laugh lol

  • @Random-rl8ln
    @Random-rl8ln Před 18 dny +25

    I kept dying from laughter like my cheeks hurt so bad omg it was plot twist responses after plot twist the closer the list got to no.1 I can’t 🤣🤣

  • @Random-rl8ln
    @Random-rl8ln Před 18 dny +35

    Ahhh been trying to look everywhere for more translations of this stream!! Seriously thank you for your hard work this was a really long clip as well😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

  • @K_Q_Cream7168
    @K_Q_Cream7168 Před 11 dny +4

    9:25 Personal Timestamp for Akki happily voice replied all comments. Also thank you for translating!!🎉

  • @cotenkai1318
    @cotenkai1318 Před 10 dny +4

    Kenmochi clearly hate arguing and not into communication😂😂😂 “u do u, i did mine” things

  • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
    @user-ri7wz7rveus4r Před 18 dny +13

    Thank you for translating these kinda long episodes😭❤️❤️

  • @chayanneenjoyer6461
    @chayanneenjoyer6461 Před 18 dny +46

    Like I said in the last video, those Blue archive streams really ruined Mashiro lol, but in this ranking I think Lauren and Mashiro should be switched because the reasoning is just "boobs" for one but the other is "violence, harassment, abuse"

    • @johnnydough7037
      @johnnydough7037 Před 18 dny +7

      one punch

    • @Watarigarasuuuu
      @Watarigarasuuuu Před 18 dny +6

      poor mashiro
      but yeah i think realistically he should be 2-3 at worst because the competitor is touya who is hardcore lolicon and...lauren...
      sadly mashiro is very bad at communicating in general even for nijisanji liver he made his position worse

    • @johnnydough7037
      @johnnydough7037 Před 18 dny +22

      @@Watarigarasuuuu wth "mashiro is very bad at communicating" 💀you seem to be taking this variety show made for laughs very seriously, i hope u realize they're all making jokes for the bit.

    • @pipiochan
      @pipiochan Před 18 dny +27

      ​@@Watarigarasuuuulauren is not even bad hes just a heavy smoker and gamer. Thats all

    • @biolifeless150
      @biolifeless150 Před 17 dny

      ​@@johnnydough7037I have no idea how variety shows work, did they really do a survey or is it all just a bit? Also idk much about these streamers but are they all putting on a character?

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer Před 18 dny +13

    3:26 People love, Orihara Izaya haha

  • @user-qw4wx8lx3h
    @user-qw4wx8lx3h Před 18 dny +14

    ty for translating this clip

  • @a_nom_3545
    @a_nom_3545 Před 18 dny +5

    THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATION 😭 Pls do more!!

  • @lu-tc8bv
    @lu-tc8bv Před 18 dny +2

    Thanks for the translation!!!❤❤

  • @mihaelk.myriad
    @mihaelk.myriad Před 18 dny +5

    thank you so much for translating, I've been searching for the translation of this stream. thank youuuu

  • @azure9242
    @azure9242 Před 18 dny +5

    Thank you for the long clip!! watched this after having a bad day and it really makes me feel better!!! please do more of this because I really want to catch up and watch more of niji JP with how entertaining they are but I'm not nihongo jouzo ueueue

  • @asterayf7757
    @asterayf7757 Před 18 dny +2

    thanks for the subs!!

  • @ietdn
    @ietdn Před 18 dny +1

    thank you !!

  • @yamdechu
    @yamdechu Před 13 dny +1

    3:23 not the izaya reference lmaoo 😭🤣

  • @_Liam__
    @_Liam__ Před 18 dny +47

    Can you make a video about the "who loves himself too much" part?

    • @kagurasuzuclips
      @kagurasuzuclips  Před 18 dny +30

      I thought it wasn't as funny as the first and this part so i don't know, maybe i will if i have the time

    • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
      @user-ri7wz7rveus4r Před 18 dny +6

      @@kagurasuzuclips 🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀ please

  • @millet_u
    @millet_u Před 18 dny +6

    poor mashiro 😭😭

  • @shues.4head
    @shues.4head Před 8 dny +1

    Thank you for the clip! I know that these long clips really take time, but could you also please clip the narcissist segment? Only if you are interested tho, thank you!

  • @riiiriinn617
    @riiiriinn617 Před 17 dny +8

    Mashiro.... I cant defend u anymore😔

  • @longanhoneytea
    @longanhoneytea Před 7 dny

    akina's comments after every viewer response is so funny 😭

  • @pupseus
    @pupseus Před 12 dny +3

    I would never want to date Kenmochi or someone like him. (He is my kamioshi)

  • @nee869
    @nee869 Před 10 dny +1

    mashiro is the goat holy shit hes so cool

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox Před 14 dny +2

    MY BOY MASHIRO GOT DONE DIRTY

  • @tetrisick
    @tetrisick Před 18 dny +18

    No matter how much time will pass, Kanae is always scary
    Tysm for translation!

  • @Dreadthrone
    @Dreadthrone Před 18 dny +2

    touya is very similar to me lmao
    alot of ppl want to be friend with me bully me having fun etc, im too rash and rough on convo lmao

  • @lilyofthevalley7561
    @lilyofthevalley7561 Před 3 dny

    these laughs, i'm crying 😭
    10:35
    14:01

  • @berrylife83
    @berrylife83 Před 19 dny +5

    The plot twist

  • @ariel22252
    @ariel22252 Před 18 dny +23

    8:30 thats pretty accurate lmao kenmochi tough love fr "you might grow up stronger"
    16:20
    ty for the clip

  • @jimby7080
    @jimby7080 Před 14 dny +1

    10:35
    12:41
    14:01

  • @Xemphas
    @Xemphas Před 9 dny

    Ririmu is too cute 🥺

  • @udonpyon173
    @udonpyon173 Před 18 dny +1

    this is hilarious wwww

  • @zzzkeiii
    @zzzkeiii Před 11 dny +1

    ill have akkey or mochiken as my bf anyday anytime fr

  • @pobo8434
    @pobo8434 Před 13 dny

    I feel so bad for all of them man...😭

  • @kikavvk
    @kikavvk Před 16 dny +1

    Thanks for translating. This is one of my favorite streams recently. Also mashiro….

  • @Ichigo29ify
    @Ichigo29ify Před 17 dny +1

    LMAOOO MASHIROOOO

  • @gmastersecret5566
    @gmastersecret5566 Před 17 dny +1

    it's funny one of the reason mashiro at no 1st bcs he play ba but kou got 5th even though he stream ba a lot more lol

    • @Humandefect
      @Humandefect Před 16 dny +6

      Mashiro collab wayyyy less than kou does even with the boys. Mashiro only recently does more collabs so they have less knowledge about Mashiro interaction with other girl livers. Also kou collabs a lot with Ririmu and his weird way of thinking makes him able to understand Ririmu point of view in their talk collabs which most other livers cannot

  • @vn2709
    @vn2709 Před 18 dny

    24:55 LMAO

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox Před 14 dny

    FeMaLe

  • @user-se6bv6ld1p
    @user-se6bv6ld1p Před 13 dny +2

    rore just being kusogaki when receiving the negative comments HAHAHHA.
    also binge wondering why they keep telling mshiro to say "onnanoko/josei" instead of onna? is onna a bit harsh or smt?

    • @qqq33e
      @qqq33e Před 8 hodinami

      it's the same as referring to women as "females"

  • @miksume2434
    @miksume2434 Před 18 dny +4

    What a turn of eventsHAHAHHAHA

  • @katiele6042
    @katiele6042 Před 17 dny +3

    Thank you for the translation! Where does Lauren being violent, abusive, moral harassment etc come from??

    • @FujisakiChihiro55
      @FujisakiChihiro55 Před 17 dny +21

      It's just an image that his fans have because of a lot of his covers, he's called "national EX-boyfriend" for a reason.

    • @cotenkai1318
      @cotenkai1318 Před 9 dny

      Even though its just fans image of him, but you can saw some of his bad side from his gta pov😂😂

  • @CoFFee-uw5sv
    @CoFFee-uw5sv Před 12 dny +2

    Lauren nipple boy you are my goat wth HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
    20:22

  • @suisuikaaaaaaa
    @suisuikaaaaaaa Před 18 dny +1

    wwwwwwww😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Grow.YT.Views.603
    @Grow.YT.Views.603 Před 18 dny +3

    Without God we are nothing

  • @maiyu1145
    @maiyu1145 Před 17 dny +5

    ain't no way Mashiro just said that LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭