Ronny Chieng Thinks Everything Is Stupid - Part 2 | The Daily Show
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- The Metaverse is stupid, chicken coops are stupid, holidays are stupid, and CZcams compilations are stupid. Anyway, here's Best of Everything is Stupid Part 2. #RonnyChieng #DailyShow #comedy
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This next chapter of this iconic franchise showcases its diverse news team of correspondents and contributors, including Ronny Chieng, Michael Kosta, Desi Lydic, Dulcé Sloan, Roy Wood Jr., Lewis Black and Jordan Klepper, comedy greats as guests hosts, and interviews with influential and emerging voices from across society.
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"2020 is going to be worse." - Literally the biggest understatement in the last century.
ronnie is such a fortune cookie
2020 is going to be worse while drinking rubbing alcohol...
Wow, using PS4 headset....so 2020
@@geterpriffinThat's racist!
Prophetic
'Now, I"m being priced out of worlds that don't even exist.' 😂 My last hope of landownership and I missed it!
So, if you're in META we won't be able to access some areas. It's gonna be a pay to play thing?
We need more Ronnie (and Desi)! I love his contempt for the idiots.
Ronny Chieng's observations are the BEST!
deserves his own show
"It's like they're so rich and comfortable the last thing left to do is pretend to be poor" this sounds exactly like Marie Antoinette pretending to be a poor milkmaid in the Trianon. And we all know how that ended.
low power aristocrats attempting to seize power by getting mobs to attack those above them and failing to stop themselves from becoming targets? So I guess the middle class has to start the eating of the rich and then be eaten too.... NOT IT!
‘Groping my avatar’ 😅🤣🤣
"Ronnys rants" - one of the few things left to look forward to. Thanks Bro.
Ronny is the the best.
Ronny needs his own show
‘People are gonna make everything 💩 ‘ truer words have never been spoken
18:07 "Are you afrait of the fireworks, buddy?" "Ah, it´s cool." xD
Ronny Chieng is funny AF
I only have 3 words for Ronny Chieng's segment on fireworks: Chinese New Year!
Well he wasn't wrong with that last sentence...
As someone who doesn't like being around people, social distancing was great! People don't talk as much in masks either. Besides the risk of disease, 2020 didn't bother me at all! 🤣
And he had no idea yet!!! Ehat a sentence to end on!!!
@@justaconversation3729 Ehat indeed
Yeah I just said out loud that was awfully prescient of him!
I can tell how well Andrew Kiguel knows the tech landscape just by his pronounciation of NVidia as "NahVidya".
Didn’t realize this but it is possible to overdose on sarcasm.
RONNY IS A BASKET CASE LOLOLOL
Can't wait to see what character Ronny plays whenever his week behind the desk will be!
Leeches!! Did he do the whole segment with those on his chest? I’m crying laughing❤❤😂😂😂😂
Chickens? Too late. Bees? Too stingy. Now it's goats!!!
The meta verse is the stupidest thing that nobody wants, its empty and overpriced. Simultaneously.
A massive disconnect between corporate and public opinion? I hope that doesn't happen with the government. :o
The reality of a Meta verse will probably be an organic thing. I doubt anyone who tries to purposefully make it will succeed. Think video game leads to people spending vacations in beautiful vistas due to flights becoming even less affordable or comfortable.
Macchu pichu has a maximum quote of visitors per year now to preserve it and Holland is trying to get rid of drug tourism, Nostre dame burned down most likely purposefully in an attack (a lot of those in France in recent years churches being burned by extremist Muslims all over the country) how long until vistors are limited and screened and the only way to visit these locations for a blue collar is via 3d simulation?
and a breeding ground for chest-groping behavior XD
Buying anything on meta verse is proof you have more money than you need.
also more money in millions then measurable IQ with modern means.
I was flying my quadcopter a few weeks ago and this guy walked by behind me with his kids and he asked me ..."whoa! Are you from the metaverse or something?!" Because I was wearing FPV goggles. 😂😂
Tbf backyard chickens can save/make money. My cousin has them and they pay for themselves. It's also a lot more humane than the battery cages and debeaking of factory farms. I can pay $5 for eggs from tortured hens or I can pay $4 to my cousin for fresh eggs from happy healthy chickens. They also come in a large array of varieties and have surprisingly unique personalities. They're decent pets and half the time feed themselves off bugs and small vertebrates.
His disdain is his best quality..
Ronny is so awesome.
Ronnie keeps getting funnier. ❤❤❤❤❤
I love how he took the one VR headset as a prop that doesn't work with the Metaverse (^^,)
to be fair, having egg-laying hens can supplement additional nutrition intake, be it their eggs and their meat, as well as providing a side-hobby if you're sick and tire of the job or spouse you're forced to deal with. my mother was a biochemist specializing in mice husbandry (retired since the pandemic), and her husband (my late dad) was driving her nuts, so she got herself some rabbits as a excuse to not talk to him, hag out with the rabbits during feeding time, and process them for fur and meat. she's now letting them live out their natural lives, since she's no longer physically capable of doing the processing aspects, and she essential became a crazy old rabbit lady.
urban farming and ranching can be a nice hobby to have if you're sick and tired of the 9 to 5 life. after all, this ca be a great opportunity to kick-start the next generation of victory gardens, along with victory coops.
just not like what the idiots in Silicon Valley do; that just screams "i'm not being taxed enough so i gotta spend money on something other than letting m spoiled kids inherit them" :/
SO TAX THE FCVKING RICH OR WE EAT THEM! AOC for POTUS.
You're funny.
And I wish I could still go by Ronnie ..I did for a while. Ron makes me feel like a biggerjerk 😂
The haunted car wash is cool!
I love Ronny! ❤
Ronnie E. Lee needs an Uber? Can't chance it. 🤣
One of the few remaining things to look forward to is "Ronnys rants". Thanks, bro.
"Spoiler alert, 2020 is gunna be worse." *drinks hand sanitiser*
This man is from the future, isn't he?
Ronnie rocks! I love this guy!
The US, where corporate food ads are called news.
thought the exact same thing.
The bits at 13:00 for COVID are... so strange in hindsight.
The metaverse? Sounds like the stuff that the movie The Matrix is made of!
The matrix with Wii sports graphics....
2:40 😂
Great punchlines ronny
I give my dog Trazadone prescribed by her vet for thunder storms and fireworks, etc. It works wonders. You have to give it a couple of hours before the event so sometimes it's difficult for storms but it works really well to calm her.
You can eat those too
That’s disgusting.
Haha
more 'Rony' content!
we've had vr chat for years before this, like 2017 lol
GIVE RONNIE THE DESK!
Great now everyone can get cyber bullied by children hiding behind an avatar.
They use watermelons for Desert Eagle demonstrations too. “Look how powerful this firearm is! It exploded a melon” My foot can do that
Also talk to Stephen Colbert bc he hates cantaloupe like Ronny hates honeydew and frankly they’re both garbage fruits
Helluva rabbit hole ain’t it
i forgot about meta until I watch this video...
Haven’t heard anyone talking about the Metaverse in years ( 2023 ) 😂
Amen! RIP.
XD meta verse the "future of vr" XD
America only have 13 confirmed coronavirus cases well that escalated quickly didn't it oh and congrats to America for topping the charts for most number of cases of covid 19
5:05 tbh that is 100% on the players. If you are too dumb to realize that if you move in real life, YOU MOVE IN REAL LIFE, you have just revoked your VR privileges.
This is on the same level as playing baseball inside and wondering how the window got smashed .
Lol 😆
"Metaverse" has stopped responding.
[Wait] [Close]
A sleepover at epsteins’s Classic!
😂😂😂😂
Petition for Making it Daily show with Ronny cheng
😆
That $20K haunted house was actually a CIA black site.
😅😅😅😅😅
Aint that cool! You can have "virtual meetings," and you're not even allowed to work from home at some businesses.
"There are only 13 cases in the united states" hahaha yep that was the beginning.
Maybe I'm ignorant, but what was wrong with yellow alert? Like there's different color alerts, like red alert, orange, amber, etc. Yellow was even the second highest alert on Star Trek.
I stand with the writers. Don't give in. ✊️❤️
That tattoo? It's an Infiniti logo! ( after a couple of ink sessions to block out meta").
nice. the next time i go hiking im bringing fireworks so i can scare away the wolves and bears. amrite?
SO glad I stayed with this algor-aylist long enough to see the Halloween Starbucks. No more checking candy... they made a Poison Control Frappuccino!!!!
This calls for shots... pass the lamp oil!
sadly, Adaptil doesn't work for my Golden :(
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How’s he so cute
Trevor Noah almost collapsed the daily show and run away.
How much longer is this writer's strike going to go on?
I teach Chinese language in a creative and funny way.
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more luck I have.
Chinese characters still retain their pictographic origins. Knowing what the characters look like originally can help understand the meanings and remember them vividly.
I’ve spent about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture, and many years studying Chinese culture and jokes. My native language is Chinese.
Annoyed Ronny Chieng insulting you would be great in an app that is supposed to keep you from procrastinating :D
I meant Ronny
😀😀😀
This is what Dwight did
Do you have to release a rerun every day? You're just reminding your subscribers that you don't have writers. End the strike! Give writers the careers they deserve! Writing full-time is a career, not a side-gig! Give the writers fair pay, treatment, and the job security they deserve!
Or they can just go out and look for new writers
I mean, if they want to get poor treatment. Sure, go be a scab.
I hate fireworks and feel like they should be illegal throughout the country unless handled by LICENSED professionals in controlled show settings.
One of the really major issues with chickens are rodents. You have chickens, you have rats, possums and depending on where you live nutria and fox. Enjoy
No rodent visitors at my coop. Just neighborhood cats. Probably why there aren't rodents. So many cats.
Meta Phone hacker
Is it just me, or is the Metaverse just the updated SIMS or Yoville?
“2020 is gonna be worse” aged well….
Fireworks, in all its forms, are also detrimental for veterans with PTSD. Let’s not forget our fellow humans.
They were all worried about Meta when the real next thing is AI and Chatgpt. No one knows what's coming next in technology because even the own inventors don't know. Otherwise all fiction movies that show technology from the future, would be accurate in some form
2020 was worse 😭😭😭
Yet we still had so much more to come and still have so much more to fall. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The comment at 11:36 makes no sense. The narrator claims that people are covering their face simply for being near an Asian person, but the person who the narrator accused of covering their face is literally wearing a mask which is what people were supposed to do during the pandemic. It's amazing how the media is simultaneously criticizing people when they don't wear masks but in this case is criticizing people when they are wearing a mask.
Pay the writers
When are these writers going to get their fair wage so this strike can stop??
Are these media companies relying on old bits to hold out on paying these writers?? If so, then I'll gladly stop watching these until the writers return. 💯💯
Boohoo! Trevor!!
The "haunted house" with all the requirements to get in sounds a lot like McKamey Manor. That's not a haunted house, it's run by very sadistic people.
Meta...now you wont need to bath or wear clothes.
Is this how the matrix started?
sad - wished i could get a tinder date :D :D
Ronny Chieng for Czar of Common Sense.
Metaverse already was created by Linden Research - Second Life. It’s been around for 20 years. Facebook is very late to the game and creating nothing new.
I hate everything meta
Doesn’t china use fireworks every new year?
How is that relevant to Ronny? He’s from Malaysia. Fireworks and firecrackers are banned in Malaysia due to safety concerns.
It's like Windows 3 right now. Too primitive to be fun. Reality will always be better than living in a freaking computer world. But invest in it if you have lots of money. I love it when people bank of a losing prospect.