If Food Delivery Apps Were Honest - Honest Ads (Uber Eats, GrubHub Parody)

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    What if Food Ordering Apps Were Honest in their Ads? Roger Horton investigates.
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  • @Honest_Ads
    @Honest_Ads  Před 27 dny +49

    Download the FREE Upside App at upside.app.link/honestads to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas.

    • @chriskatz2355
      @chriskatz2355 Před 25 dny

      I do want to get those lazy fks who dont deliver my food and force me to go through this fired. Thank you. Thank you. ✌️ Thank you.🤚 I'll be here all year.

    • @CarlosJuarez-eb5gx
      @CarlosJuarez-eb5gx Před 25 dny

      So, now your videos are boring and you put stupid ads on them? F off, unsubcribing from this crap

    • @reanimationeas342
      @reanimationeas342 Před 25 dny +3

      If Restaurants were honest

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Před 25 dny +6

      You mean "HortUp", right?? 😁

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +3

      Can we pay in Hortcoin?

  • @ahumandoing6813
    @ahumandoing6813 Před 25 dny +450

    I love/hate how Roger points out that everyone - customer, driver, restaurant - loses.

    • @yourdearestfriend
      @yourdearestfriend Před 25 dny

      The crazy part is that Hortdash doesn't really win either. None of these companies have ever been profitable. They've received tons of investment with the hope that they'll be profitable "someday".

    • @Anavaeebaee
      @Anavaeebaee Před 25 dny +20

      Wow I never actually realized that everybody gets screwed! 😮

    • @lymarie1974
      @lymarie1974 Před 25 dny +7

      I know, it hurts my mind. But he is telling truth

    • @djg5135
      @djg5135 Před 25 dny +3

      and Hort Dash basically runs a printing press.

    • @theMoerster
      @theMoerster Před 25 dny +13

      Not everyone loses. Roger wins, after all.

  • @TheVincentKyle
    @TheVincentKyle Před 25 dny +331

    Also, an ad for a superfluous middleman app in a skit skewering superfluous middleman apps is a statement. Not a good one.

    • @sarysa
      @sarysa Před 25 dny

      Yeah it's basically Groupon 2.0 which I have pretty mixed feelings over. Seems like it'll just drive up prices overall, though especially for folks who don't use the app.
      No wonder the gap between Sam's/Costco and other places has gotten so wide...

    • @Tom-nn9qm
      @Tom-nn9qm Před 24 dny +24

      We will only be able to trust 'Honest Ads' if next week they roast the kind of middleman apps that they are collecting money from as a sponsor of this episode - otherwise, they have become the very thing which they are trying to expose.

    • @sulls2654
      @sulls2654 Před 24 dny +15

      I legit thought my adskipping extension messed up and it falsely marked a portion of the video as an ad. I skipped back and nope, literally just an ad.

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan Před 24 dny

      @@sulls2654What! What extension?

    • @PvblivsAelivs
      @PvblivsAelivs Před 23 dny

      @@Tom-nn9qm
      They are not trying to "expose" anything. They are telling some truth and some lies to create a strong hatred so that people will provide willing bodies to put a new set of elites in power.

  • @Wii4a11
    @Wii4a11 Před 25 dny +120

    "Ask for forgiveness, not permission, am I right?" That freaking line, though.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 24 dny +3

      The motto of every major company throughout the world!

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 Před 24 dny +1

      Is it weird that I agree with it? 😂 I mean, I see the point.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Před 20 dny

      "Move fast and break things"

    • @Sinannuncioshasta--k
      @Sinannuncioshasta--k Před 19 dny +1

      Definitely not the context from the one gargoyle in Disney's The hunchback of Notre Dame

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined Před 25 dny +48

    The actual commercial inserted into this was ironic, and a bit infuriating

  • @kenamreemas3295
    @kenamreemas3295 Před 25 dny +323

    "you get money in your bank account, which roger cannot get his hands on"... ohh boi.. guess who owns the bank?

    • @54032Zepol
      @54032Zepol Před 25 dny +15

      Roger?

    • @kenamreemas3295
      @kenamreemas3295 Před 25 dny +3

      @@54032Zepol damn, you too bro?

    • @radfoo72
      @radfoo72 Před 25 dny +16

      Hort Bank.
      lmao. I saw that episode😆
      And I just realized that this is a new & improved spin-off of the "Adam Ruins Everything" concept🙃
      Except Adam Conover is a dope and Roger is a hero!

    • @attilakohbor3360
      @attilakohbor3360 Před 25 dny +3

      horton bank 😂

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Před 24 dny +2

      @@radfoo72 Why is Adam Conover, who did it first and arguably better, somehow a dope and Roger is a hero? They're both heroes ...

  • @123mightywarrior
    @123mightywarrior Před 25 dny +107

    "What did you expect from a company that gives you no healthcare, insurance, or pension; pays less than minimum wage as you ruin your car, and sends you into murder situations daily?"
    I couldn't have summed it all up more perfectly than that. Though, I'll add a few more:
    ▶ Doesn't help with gas.
    ▶ Only pays you just enough money to get food and pay your bills, leaving you financially stagnant.

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Před 25 dny +3

      Financially stagnant? It's not supposed to be a full-time job, lmao. On a good day in a prime spot I'll door dash for like 2 hours and make a little fun money every now and then. It supplements my actual income and the schedule doesnt matter. It's a "mini game job"

    • @GarretGrayCamera
      @GarretGrayCamera Před 25 dny +1

      Keep in mind. If you work for these, you don’t have to put in 40 hours and there’s no minimum hours. It’d be rediculous to pay benefits and healthcare to someone just signing up to drive. If they actually hired you for 40 hours a week then that’s different. But yes, they should get paid more for sure.

    • @123mightywarrior
      @123mightywarrior Před 25 dny +2

      Yeah, I was mostly coming from a perspective of people who would want to make this their main job, which I HIGHLY advise against. Mainly because of aforementioned reasons. This should only be done as a side job for some quick cash.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 25 dny +1

      California, I believe, tried to offer for this to become a full-time job with benefits, bur the drivers refused, to which I'm just scratching my head. You can't complain when the thing that would've solved your problems was rejected. Of course, not all drivers rejected it, so I do feel bad for those people.

    • @ReallyBama
      @ReallyBama Před 25 dny

      ​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleynot only is that not true, they spent $158 million to prevent the government from forcing them to

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti Před 25 dny +33

    I need a mini Roger in my fridge. I will call him Frodger (Fridge Roger).

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Před 22 dny +1

      @@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4ydlike the ice cube tray?

  • @radfoo72
    @radfoo72 Před 25 dny +178

    "If a restaurant isn't on Hort Dash, it doesn't exist."
    Lmao this reminds me of Uber Eats.
    When new to Houston,
    I once got the bright idea to pull up Uber Eats to find restaurants around me and just drive to the location to slash costs of the middle man.
    Then I found out that a lot of these restaurants I've never heard of
    DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
    Instead it's multiple entities all operating out of the same Ghost Kitchen so there is no physical location in which you can order & dine from😂
    Nahhh. If you're not a well established restaurant with an actual location I can drive to if orders need to be resolved,
    you're not getting my money!
    I'm not playing that silly hide & seek phone tag anymore!

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Před 25 dny

      I don't know why it would occur to you to look at a delivery app to find restaurants. I'd normally use Yelp.

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +19

      Ghosts need employment opportunities. Have you ever tried being a ghost? It aint easy!

    • @stevemic6942
      @stevemic6942 Před 25 dny

      ​@Polit_Burro sure and when I'm a ghost I'll stop eating. Until then, Hortdash is the best (and only) option!

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Před 24 dny +2

      @@Polit_Burro Yeah but ghosts don't need shelter, food, or water ...

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 24 dny

      @@3nertia You never heard of the Hungry Ghosts? They're a big thing in Asia. Not a KPop band.

  • @Ramen10420
    @Ramen10420 Před 25 dny +87

    These services are only viable as a job if you live in a congested city and own a vehicle with insane gas mileage and low maintenance cost... and even then you're probably not making enough to live in the city you're servicing.

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +13

      If you live in the car it can work. 🤣😭

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 Před 25 dny +4

      @@Polit_Burro Those types of cities have laws against living in your car.

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +1

      @@nobodyimportant2470 It sounds likek those cities would be great spots toopen those little pod hotels like they have in Japan.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 Před 25 dny +2

      Great side hustle if you just use a bike.

    • @bartix698
      @bartix698 Před 25 dny

      It's an incredibly long way to spell "a bicycle"

  • @momopirou3107
    @momopirou3107 Před 5 dny +4

    it's like having an ad for a gun store in the middle of a video denouncing gun violence

  • @KatR264
    @KatR264 Před 25 dny +169

    ⁠I don’t mind ads, but when they’re 50% of the video’s run-time, and in the middle of the video, that feels like you’re taking us for granted!

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +11

      It's Hortco for Bog's sake, what do you expect?!

    • @Maiq-the-Liar
      @Maiq-the-Liar Před 25 dny +8

      M'aiq utilizes the 10-second skip feature, until it goes away. 😸

    • @Maiq-the-Liar
      @Maiq-the-Liar Před 25 dny +5

      @@TheXstasy M'aiq knows it to be of no use when the ad is baked into the video.

    • @uttaradit2
      @uttaradit2 Před 25 dny +8

      YOU'VE BEEN 'ROGERD' AS WE SAY IN THE UK

    • @Serthys1
      @Serthys1 Před 25 dny

      @@Maiq-the-Liar Sponsor Block

  • @nightmareshadow1420
    @nightmareshadow1420 Před 25 dny +56

    This is why I go to the restaurant for every meal I get, I like eating my food warm, thank you.

    • @evanjacob8463
      @evanjacob8463 Před 25 dny +4

      Same, now days I either eat in the restaurant or take it home or cook a meal myself. Not paying a fucking buck to Uber.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 25 dny

      Yeah, I learned about Uber Eats, Door Dash, etc during 🌏 CoVid19. 2020 era. See the wrong or different driver from the image on the app 🤳🏽. Get orders wrong, missing stuff, delivery or "driver" fees that are not tips 🤔 . Have simple meal orders take 35-45min. Sometimes 60min. No more!

    • @urugulu1656
      @urugulu1656 Před 25 dny +1

      even then you pay for convinience ... just not that much and you support the local business more directly (if via the apps you do support them at all)
      eitherway some luke Smith would still take you out for being a loughable "fricking zoomer" for going to restaurants

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Před 20 dny

      I live far enough out of town that the takeout will be ready when I get there. Good enough for me.
      Or when I have time to cook, I just make something with a lot of servings, for leftovers. Easier to reheat than cook and cheaper than going out.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Před 20 dny

      ​@@urugulu1656you tell the streamer that you would have been their daddy.. but the dog beat you over the fence.

  • @teddyhoffman8391
    @teddyhoffman8391 Před 25 dny +8

    God. That ad was forever

  • @thetalkingboard
    @thetalkingboard Před 25 dny +21

    This is the perfect mix of Roger as the star and the supporting actors. And it’s almost like real YT with having as much ad content as creator content. I just got Roger’d twice!

  • @GarretGrayCamera
    @GarretGrayCamera Před 25 dny +10

    I never used a delivery app ever. It’s crazy that not only do they exist but so many people use them.

    • @tshepokofi3957
      @tshepokofi3957 Před 23 dny

      Sometimes they help, if you sick and cant go out..

  • @Sitharos
    @Sitharos Před 25 dny +17

    I’m not paying $35 for a $10 fast food meal, I’ll get it myself thank you very much.

    • @kablah777
      @kablah777 Před 25 dny +6

      I’m still upset a fast food meal cost $10!

  • @jeffharbaugh8683
    @jeffharbaugh8683 Před 25 dny +8

    If you ask for a refund too often from Uber Eats, they stop giving refunds.

  • @TheDigitalThreat
    @TheDigitalThreat Před 25 dny +18

    Yea that upside company will have its own video when that sponser check bounces. Nobody is making 300 a month from that app.

    • @Cicelyqed
      @Cicelyqed Před 23 dny

      I've been using Upside for a couple years now, but I can do math well enough to know that they massively exaggerate how much you can earn...
      To earn $300 a month, at 25 cents a gallon cash back, you'd have to pump 1,200 gallons of gas

  • @DanielJaegerFilms
    @DanielJaegerFilms Před 25 dny +158

    Tap 2:51 to skip the ad. You’re welcome.

    • @mskhumalo5118
      @mskhumalo5118 Před 25 dny +2

      Thank you 😊😊

    • @waterzoip
      @waterzoip Před 25 dny +9

      I just dl'd sponsorblock right now lol
      but thanks

    • @seand1011
      @seand1011 Před 25 dny +9

      That won't work on ads that are organic and woven into the video like they did.

    • @waterzoip
      @waterzoip Před 25 dny +4

      @@seand1011 nah it does work
      App would be useless if it didn't lol

    • @Papperlapappmaul
      @Papperlapappmaul Před 24 dny

      @@seand1011 Works perfectly. I can't even remember the last time I saw any kind of ad or sponsored segment on CZcams or anywhere else online. uBlock origin and SponsorBlock is all you need.

  • @funnytourtoise
    @funnytourtoise Před 23 dny +3

    Roger has more jobs than Simon Whistler has CZcams channels... 😅😂

  • @Llandraa
    @Llandraa Před 24 dny +5

    Hubby was a driver for Amazon flex delivering groceries until he was shot and killed after his last delivery for the day, Amazon referred to it as an automobile accident and washed their hands of it. Delivery drivers of any sort are in so much danger these days.

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Před 19 dny

      Sorry for your loss 😢

    • @kimberlindy
      @kimberlindy Před 11 dny

      Googled and found the news article, that's so horrible, so sorry for your loss

  • @Pomegrandmate
    @Pomegrandmate Před 25 dny +101

    this is so true, almost 30 dollars for a 7 minute meal was depressing. glad i stopped doing that

    • @saagisharon8595
      @saagisharon8595 Před 25 dny +4

      I've never done that and was never interested even when I started seeing them on the roads

    • @Allious131
      @Allious131 Před 25 dny +2

      Why did you have some random person bring your food in the first place??

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper Před 25 dny

      I got doordash/grubhub only once... when a driver left it on my doorstep by mistake. I found it hours later.

    • @Pomegrandmate
      @Pomegrandmate Před 25 dny +2

      @@Allious131 that wasnt the problem, the food was mine. the fees made it damn expensive tho

    • @Allious131
      @Allious131 Před 25 dny +1

      @@Pomegrandmate But it should have been the problem, letting strangers bring your food why would you not think it's a problem, that's what puzzles me?

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 Před 25 dny +31

    Couldn’t be more accurate

  • @geraldspencer8679
    @geraldspencer8679 Před 24 dny +3

    "No! That's the price of one taco. Delivered, cold, straight to your door..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @jeffreyg4626
    @jeffreyg4626 Před 25 dny +21

    My nephew and nieces (ages 17-23) often order Grub-Hub/Door Dash even on nice sunny days. And each of them has a car. The parents? They're like me. They'd fast for a week before ordering delivered food.

  • @nivoonairam8950
    @nivoonairam8950 Před 25 dny +22

    Next Topic: Forcing paying premium CZcams members to watch your ads mid-video

    • @thedragonofdalzell
      @thedragonofdalzell Před 22 dny

      Alot of channels are doing ads within the videos now which is why I dont have premium anymore. I'm not paying for no ads only to see ads when the skip ad button is free

    • @nivoonairam8950
      @nivoonairam8950 Před 22 dny

      @@thedragonofdalzell IF CZcams PREMIUM WAS HONEST

  • @billking3923
    @billking3923 Před 25 dny +4

    As a driver, my experience has been mostly positive. But I decline lots of ridiculous orders like this: I got a Starbucks order at 8 pm. It took 15 mins. to drive across town to deliver it. And guess what was two minutes from the customers house? A Starbucks! The algorithms are ripping off the customers. 2 minutes away! If you’re able, get in the car and go get it.

    • @tenhundredkills
      @tenhundredkills Před 23 dny

      @@Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd I live about a 3 minute drive to my nearest grocery store, but I see my neighbors paying for the local grocery's delivery service all the time. Granted, where I live has no sidewalks, crosswalks, or bike lanes so it's dangerous to walk/cycle. That said, it's such a short drive, why pay extra and wait longer when the store is so close? It's insanity!

  • @OneColdMonkey
    @OneColdMonkey Před 25 dny +619

    Please don't stick ads into the middle of these 😕EDIT: Just to be clear, I'm not saying NO ADS ANYWHERE. I understand this is a business. Just please put them at the start or end of the video so they're not breaking up the flow of the skit!

    • @paulis7319
      @paulis7319 Před 25 dny +135

      That was my thought a few weeks ago when they started doing it. It's only a matter of time before they realize that the very company they're advertising is also a scam, and do an "honest ad" about that one, too.

    • @RTDoh5
      @RTDoh5 Před 25 dny +41

      These videos so cost money to produce. Why not take from a company.

    • @again5162
      @again5162 Před 25 dny +50

      😂 I'd prefer a few adds to help support the channel. This is a well executed production

    • @picollotight2def
      @picollotight2def Před 25 dny +46

      Beginning or end at least

    • @radfoo72
      @radfoo72 Před 25 dny +6

      Ad space pays the bills and keeps the lights on. lol

  • @passengerplanetearth
    @passengerplanetearth Před 25 dny +9

    "I've been Roger, by the way..." And you've been Rogered...

  • @daniellepreyar
    @daniellepreyar Před 25 dny +7

    This was a documentary 👏😳

  • @koviyovas8325
    @koviyovas8325 Před 25 dny +43

    Ryan George did this exact premise

  • @TheVincentKyle
    @TheVincentKyle Před 25 dny +102

    And my millennial friends all looked at me like I was weird for telling them their delivery apps would lead them to ruin and to just get off their asses and get food or for the love of Batman just MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING. "Convenience" is a sucker's game.

    • @janeentumbao8690
      @janeentumbao8690 Před 25 dny +17

      I'm a Gen Xer and I've only used Uber Eats once since they came out.
      I have a Starbucks about 2 blocks from me. I go in about once a year.
      Why?
      Because I know how to cook. I know that it's cheaper in the long run to brew my own coffee. And I hate it when my order isn't right or if my name is misspelled!😂

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial Před 25 dny +11

      @@janeentumbao8690 Gen-X.... Assemble!

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 Před 25 dny +4

      I had a hunch the gig economy was bad news, but I have another hunch that people having to work more than 2 jobs for only most of a living might've been pinned down. How has this system even lasted this long?

    • @garrettedwardspears
      @garrettedwardspears Před 25 dny +1

      I've never used these delivery services.

    • @josephwebster2909
      @josephwebster2909 Před 25 dny

      I was the stoner trying to save money 😂 I had a few bicycles, skateboards. Plus I had anxiety and would rather just go get everything myself. I would volunteer to do the runs, then they expect you to be free Uber like naw buddy their is still a food fee or tip fee, mfs then try to get you the cheapest thing 😂 then you just say hey why don't you use Uber you cheap azz mf

  • @MaxSMoke777
    @MaxSMoke777 Před 24 dny +2

    Most people don't seem to know this, but you can call up ANY cab company, and they'll delivery food for you for the cost of a cab ride.

  • @cynthiaslater7445
    @cynthiaslater7445 Před 25 dny +30

    There was a time when I used delivery, like during the 1970s. Delivery has gotten much worse and unpredictable. I pick up my own food these days.

    • @paulj6756
      @paulj6756 Před 25 dny +1

      Agreed. That way the restaurant gets 100 percent of the money

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +2

      Don't cook tonight, call Chicken Delight!

  • @CoreDreamStudios
    @CoreDreamStudios Před 25 dny +6

    100% perfect representation for sure. Thank you Roger!

  • @johnny-becker
    @johnny-becker Před 25 dny +24

    I used to make $100 a night... every night doing only 5 hours. Last time I had the app on, didn't even break $100 that week.

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos Před 25 dny +2

      Yeah, those were the days weren’t they 😢

    • @markcab2055
      @markcab2055 Před 25 dny +7

      LOL welcome to bidens democrat economics, what a wonder full thing to keep voting democrat.

    • @goaway1857
      @goaway1857 Před 25 dny +1

      @@markcab2055
      Hush, don't wake up the sheep!

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 Před 25 dny

      ​@@markcab2055ummm okay...weird thing to blame current person in power for.

    • @TripNBallsGaming
      @TripNBallsGaming Před 25 dny +10

      @@markcab2055 Everyone loves to blame the sitting president even when the problems were caused by a previous administration. It's a non-answer you can give so you don't have to put in any effort doing actual learning and coming up with a real answer. The truth is a president doesn't have anywhere near the omniscient level of control over the economy you think they do. They can propose bills, sure, but those bills have to go through Congress, a political body notorious for its slowness and inefficiency due to constant infighting. *They* have far more control over what gets passed and what gets either outright denied or stalled into oblivion, and considering that they can't even agree on what time of day it is, expecting anything important to get done is hilariously naïve. Presidents aren't kings. They can't just issue a decree on whatever they please and it be so. There's a process to this.

  • @chewycenter
    @chewycenter Před 25 dny +6

    It is truly horrible in every single way. They left out the part about how places like McDonald's all but ignore dine in customers and delivery drivers are the only people besides the Fkn drive thru that they serve with any urgency or attention.
    I try avoid using them, but when I have I delt sorry for myself.
    But on the driver side, I made beer money when I did it. Made more as a Dominos delivery employee.

  • @ThatVinylChannel
    @ThatVinylChannel Před 25 dny +7

    I'm waiting on the parody part. Seems more like a documentary, or is it a horcumentary :)

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd Před 25 dny +17

    I seriously doubt the "Upside" app is on the up-and-up.
    This reminds me of when Mad Magazine started taking advertisements.

    • @kablah777
      @kablah777 Před 25 dny +2

      Upside is trash. Promise you cash back, then tell you they couldn’t process. Waste of damn time just to get tracked.

    • @Sun2Gway
      @Sun2Gway Před 23 dny

      @@kablah777 can't believe they don't even give you 10% chargeback, mf you already ordering from hyperinfllated shady ahh looking place just cuz the app said. NAHH 😂😭😭

    • @ShaMoneyBestRapperEver
      @ShaMoneyBestRapperEver Před 23 dny

      I use it🤷🏿‍♂️, ironically got it when i started working for uber eats. Then got even more of a discount when i started uber eats. It does give cash back, sure it steals data too but all apps do these days

  • @SuperJack-Jack
    @SuperJack-Jack Před 24 dny +1

    Divorce $499? 🤣 This is like a Leslie Neilson movie where there's stuff going on in the background

  • @themaestrodamus
    @themaestrodamus Před 25 dny +2

    I knew it! The Hortman islands is REAL!

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever Před 25 dny +2

    The plateform charges 30% to business is so true and it is madness.

  • @JustKillam
    @JustKillam Před 25 dny +2

    I only ever order pizza(directly from the pizzeria), that's it. It's still expensive, but man is it good 😂

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 Před 4 dny

    1:46- *Jump him!*
    2:57-Oh,come on!
    I'm a programming newbie,but even i can make a functional route finding algorithm!

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 Před 25 dny +10

    It's putting a very accurate price on pure laziness, that's what they are actually selling. My own pure sloth.

    • @outbackshaqYT
      @outbackshaqYT Před 25 dny

      Maybe if anyone in the chain besides the delivery company were getting the fair share of the pay. But the delivery workers and restraunts are overwhelmingly not paid enough

  • @smurfyday
    @smurfyday Před 25 dny +2

    Great job, next time talk about fake restaurants ("dark restaurants") that exist only on delivery platforms. They take away from small local restaurants and street traffic in the neighborhoods too.

  • @janeentumbao8690
    @janeentumbao8690 Před 25 dny +5

    There is so much truth in this!
    Sometimes, you think you order your food at one place, but where it REALLY comes from is some warehouse, set up like a mass kitchen, the makes the food like the big named joint you thought you ordered from.
    Sometimes, the person will actually EAT or tamper with your food. But that's been going on for decades as long as delivery has been around.
    Long story short....
    Either fn learn how to cook or get off your lazy butt and pick it up yourself!😂

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro Před 25 dny +2

      These are actual commercial kitchens. You can rent one for yourself. Lots of small business entrepreneurs use them to prepare meals for a variety of commercial business ventures, such as catering. These kitchens are for rent by the hour or day. They are subjec to health inspections just like any restaurant.

    • @janeentumbao8690
      @janeentumbao8690 Před 25 dny +1

      @@Polit_Burro
      And that's fine, almost... I'm sure the food is perfectly fine and tasty, hopefully...
      If I order a Giordano's pizza and wings, I fully expect it to come from the nearest Giordano's near me.
      I don't expect it to come from some warehouse back in the cut that no one even knew existed where they make Taco Bell and Chinese food too.
      It's like buying a really good knock-off purse or shoes. You can still wear the items. They may even last as long as the real deal. But you paid the premium price +++ for a fake.

  • @metamorphicorder
    @metamorphicorder Před 15 dny

    Probably 15 years ago, a friend of mine and i kicked around the idea of something that was basically instacart. I was going to be the shopper and he the driver. As we looked at expansion scenarios, my friend quickly discovered that making money essientially meant screwing over the driver at every opportunity.
    This has been one of the more accurate hinest ads.

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982 Před 24 dny +1

    I remember when our terrifying delivery drivers were using our terrifying delivery trucks to deliver our pizzas in as terrifyingly efficient a way as possible, and got paid and tipped. Seems easier.

  • @revendax2584
    @revendax2584 Před 10 dny +1

    I honestly loathe that my dad uses door dash or any of these other services. Like $6 for a sausage egg McMuffin from McDonald's when you can go to the store itself and get 2 for $5! They overinflate the cost of all the items on these restaurants, then they have the audacity to charge you another 25% of your order in misc fees, $2-8 delivery fee then they still want you to tip the driver another 20% of your order.
    Where I could get a large soda $2 and 2 sausage egg McMuffins for $5 and with tax it comes out to like $8 ish vs paying $12 for 2 McMuffins plus $4 for the soda, $3 delivery fee, $5 misc fees and then a $4 tip brings your total to around $28.
    $8 vs $28 dollars? Thats alnost 3.5x the cost!
    Honestly, Ive stopped ordering/using these apps entirely and franky nothing will change until we all stop ordering from them all together. Vote with your dollar and show them that we dont want that overpriced shit anymore!

  • @hedonepicurea4327
    @hedonepicurea4327 Před 24 dny

    2:52 lmao That's the perfect creepy ceo look.

  • @MrFugean
    @MrFugean Před 25 dny +3

    it was b.s. like this that made me delete all those apps off my phone and refuse to order out again. why order a $50 burger when you can go to the supermarket, buy all the ingredients, and cook one yourself without having to wait as long for it to get there, and it costs way less

  • @JohnJones-qk7dv
    @JohnJones-qk7dv Před 25 dny +16

    Hi Roger, sorry I wanted a taco dinner from your app but I didn't want to pay $100 dollars plus delivery fee, service fee, processing fee and tip of 25%.

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 Před 25 dny +1

      All so the driver can make 4 bucks

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Před 19 dny

      ​​@@michaelharris8598fast food worker made $0.12 to $0.30 (one minute of effort, federal minimum wage to $20/hr CA wage) any slower than 1 taco per minute and you'd be fired!

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 Před 22 dny

    5:03 "What did you expect?" Like that song from Pocahontas

  • @rafa1z1
    @rafa1z1 Před 25 dny +7

    On the ad, you should give us a heads up, I thought it was part of the story.

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Před 19 dny

      It is part of their skit. They'll be parodying them next week! (Maybe not, but that would be hilarious! 😂)

  • @giminist
    @giminist Před 25 dny +1

    I dread clicking next to the review page and seeing the ridiculous added fees

  • @MatteBlackEverything
    @MatteBlackEverything Před 25 dny +1

    Aaaaaand this is why I don't use food delivery services, unless it's through the restaurant itself.

  • @Stellar-Nucleosynthesis
    @Stellar-Nucleosynthesis Před 24 dny +1

    Protip: ordering for pickup on UberEats increases the cost of the food/services. It would be cheaper to go in the restaurant and order yourself

  • @Control_Khaibasen
    @Control_Khaibasen Před 25 dny +8

    An account in the Hortman islands

  • @languagecollectionchannel9682

    Roger Roger

  • @cassandraj1822
    @cassandraj1822 Před 25 dny +1

    Roger forgot that if you are in a car accident on your drive neither Hirt dash or your car insurance will help you unless you paid hundreds of dollars for a special insurance add on.

  • @m.h.f3350
    @m.h.f3350 Před 25 dny

    Ahh, the little Roger is so adorable 😍

  • @bonobo3748
    @bonobo3748 Před 22 dny

    "Ohh haha, I can see how you'd think that"
    - Roger Horton

  • @standardofexcellence
    @standardofexcellence Před 24 dny

    This and Charlie kirk the only 2 youtube channels you need

  • @gatopreto-xq4dd
    @gatopreto-xq4dd Před 15 dny

    01:49
    Ad inside an ´´ad``?
    What a time to be alive!

    • @robertmcmillan3638
      @robertmcmillan3638 Před 13 dny

      It's a race to the bottom. Zero sum game as standard now for society.

  • @wtfsalommy3250
    @wtfsalommy3250 Před 24 dny

    Almost six minutes of pure roasting

  • @ahmad55
    @ahmad55 Před 25 dny +2

    That’s cleaver putting a fake ad for a fake app in the middle of this Honest Ad, it’s very, meta very, Hartman I love the humorous absurdity of it

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 Před 24 dny

    Lol. As a person who uses Door Dash RELIGIOUSLY ... 👏🏾😂 Roger

  • @clematistaiga
    @clematistaiga Před 25 dny +5

    It’s actually affordable with the “dash pass”… and you get exclusive deals sometimes. And if your order is messed up (like it has for me several times) I get a full refund. Just saying … but overall I agree with this video. Nicely done 😂

    • @fantasystar7777
      @fantasystar7777 Před 25 dny

      What is the Uber gamer tech to get a full refund anytime? (I use door dash)
      Only when my order is super messed up will I get a full refund (sometimes an agent will contact me) I ordered taco bell recently and my 3 tacos didn't come with cheese. I only got a 2 dollar refund.

  • @warlock479
    @warlock479 Před 25 dny +1

    A lot of restaurants in India send their business card with food delivery app orders and offer discount for placing order directly....

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 Před 25 dny

    “There was a bite already taken out of it when I got the order!” 👀

  • @hdervish2497
    @hdervish2497 Před 25 dny +3

    The only time I used the delivery apps was when everything was on lockdown and I didn't have a car to go through drive through. I know everyone was cooking at that time, but I was working mad overtime and in the middle of a forty three day straight stretch with no days off.

  • @Chesh89
    @Chesh89 Před 25 dny +13

    But.. my taco..

  • @Juice8767
    @Juice8767 Před 25 dny +7

    It blows my mind that people spend money on those delivery services. Even before they got big like they are I’ve always just drove or hopped on my bike to grab the food myself because more restaurants offer discount prices for in-store purchases.
    I’ll make the 15 minute round trip to save 15 dollars any day lol

    • @user-gz4ve8mw9l
      @user-gz4ve8mw9l Před 25 dny +1

      Depends being stuck in a house for an entire year not allowed to leave. One might find themself tempted to order something a few times at least. Then you see the obscene bill for those and vow to starve instead.

    • @libbywiskowski9618
      @libbywiskowski9618 Před 25 dny

      Exactly! My experience is no one thinks of disabled people who are forced to use these stupid things. ​@@user-gz4ve8mw9l

  • @tristanhowell8791
    @tristanhowell8791 Před 25 dny +1

    Lol about a dollar of the delivery fee goes to the driver

  • @Rational_Driver
    @Rational_Driver Před 24 dny

    This is so accurate it's scary.

  • @chargerdave2046
    @chargerdave2046 Před 24 dny

    If Roger delivers, I'll pay the extra!!!

  • @universalredguard
    @universalredguard Před 25 dny +2

    Perfect timing 😅😅😅

  • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
    @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs Před 25 dny +1

    You are appreciated Roger 👍🏼 Take-out and dining out is cool sometimes, but it's waaay more cost-effective to cook at home. 😊

  • @jasonc2784
    @jasonc2784 Před 25 dny +2

    And yet the apps are losing money each year. At least the CEO salaries are intact.

  • @cryinsquirrel
    @cryinsquirrel Před 25 dny

    How amusing, I got a delivery ad at the beginning and also at the end of the video

  • @_Abjuranax_
    @_Abjuranax_ Před 18 dny +1

    Also, if you leave a negative tip as the same amount of the fare, the delivery is free! Example: $10.000 + -$10.00 = $0.00, lol.

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ Před 18 dny +1

      Add -$8.00 if you feel bad about not leaving a tip at all, a couple of bucks should do for good service. Or leave a -$9.99 tip if the service was particularly bad; it's only fair, lol.

  • @adamaizenberg756
    @adamaizenberg756 Před 25 dny

    I see some comments where you get refunded and no dinner…that’s always a classic! Another one of my favorites is trying to order something before going into the midnight shift, good luck I always say!

  • @godaistudios
    @godaistudios Před 24 dny

    As one who makes money doing Grubhub/Doordash deliveries, there's a lot to be said here - and yeah, as a driver, when the restaurant screws up, there really isn't a whole lot we can do. I do use insulated bags though, so I do my damnedest to make sure food arrives hot, or at least, still warm.

  • @usptact
    @usptact Před 25 dny

    This one was just evil! 😂

  • @michaelharris8598
    @michaelharris8598 Před 25 dny

    I've had jobs where you weren't allowed to leave until your shift was over. You had to use hortdash type service if you wanted to eat or bring your own lunch.

  • @InHumanoXY
    @InHumanoXY Před 24 dny

    More Roger! Yesssss!

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Před 25 dny +1

    So Roger is the little man in my fridge in charge of the light in there.

  • @elaineb7065
    @elaineb7065 Před 25 dny +1

    This isn't just happening in the States. JustEat does this too, to the point I got an air fryer to make my own & it's so much cheaper, & always comes out hot!!!

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy Před 25 dny +2

    It is morally right to rob the Uber Eats (Uber everything, really) CEO's house.

  • @AlextsarDiary
    @AlextsarDiary Před 25 dny +1

    Am i the only one addicted to this granfa😂😂

  • @sortasurvival5482
    @sortasurvival5482 Před 25 dny +14

    Ill never understand paying 45 for some tacobell thats already over priced at 12/meal...

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans Před 25 dny

      I use to eat Taco Bell on a Regular Basis and could do so for Under $15.. Now since 2020 the Same Amount of Food Costs $25 and Don't even carry what I use to eat anymore.. Chili Cheese Burrito for just under $2 and the 7 Layer Burrito is Gone and they Refuse to make and can't even try to order on their New "Place Your Order Here" Computer Screens.

    • @sortasurvival5482
      @sortasurvival5482 Před 25 dny

      @@ravenlorans ya. These fast food corpos are doing wonders for bringing back lil hole in the wall restaurants.

    • @user-gz4ve8mw9l
      @user-gz4ve8mw9l Před 25 dny

      I've seen people order mcdonalds on door dash. Then complain about how they are constantly broke. Despite they earn $3,500/month after taxes. All while constantly shopping online and ordering food refusing to cook. I've never earned more than $2,500/month after taxes. I can't stand wasting money, as I can't afford the cost of living as it is. I can get groceries for a week for the cost of most those food delivery scams for a single order.

    • @AzhreiVep
      @AzhreiVep Před 25 dny

      @@user-gz4ve8mw9l I have, on numerous occasions _delivered_ a single large drink from various fast food places when working Door Dash. I just ... I don't .... what the fuck, people?

    • @richardr7947
      @richardr7947 Před 25 dny

      i don't understand how people do these jobs like door dash? You can make more working at a fast food place and your car does not get wear and tear.

  • @tanalson
    @tanalson Před 25 dny +1

    I did a few delivery jobs too. And i order to protect customers privacy, when taking pictures is required, i took the picture of the food and the unit number only, not customer face.

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined Před 25 dny +4

    Actually, most of the delivery services have been losing money

    • @urugulu1656
      @urugulu1656 Před 25 dny +1

      to undercut the local businesses to then open their own restaurants ....
      oh wait thats the rideshare app line but seems reasonably sound😂

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined Před 25 dny

      @@urugulu1656 The delivery apps have been pretty bad for everyone, not least of which are the restaurants

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena Před 25 dny

    How in the world did Roger was able to know about these!?
    - Food Exec

  • @RoonieBarberien
    @RoonieBarberien Před 25 dny +2

    That was top acting

  • @DarchAengel
    @DarchAengel Před 25 dny +2

    Did you guys film that B roll for your ad? I live a couple blocks away from that gas station.

  • @user-mz1nl1vk4t
    @user-mz1nl1vk4t Před 25 dny +12

    I use Hort Dash when i'm too tired to cook

    • @EverettBurger
      @EverettBurger Před 25 dny

      I eat leftovers when I'm too tired to cook

  • @kimemia_maina
    @kimemia_maina Před 24 dny

    Someone needs to 'Honest Ads' honest ads for selling out 😝