ASMR | (Hypothetical, Alleged) Neighborhood Update 10-29-2020
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- čas přidán 28. 10. 2020
- We're back with more (theoretical, possible) gossip from my neighborhood! Come listen to me discuss my air horn intervention, the duct tape kite, Halloween candy delivery options, and the dudes in trucks. :)
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“What in the world are you doing, theoretically?” 😂 If you ever do decide to ask the dudes in trucks what they’re doing, please ask them like that!
The random situations that Mary has to deal with from time to time are second to none.
Hypothetically, the screaming lady snuck into your yard and pulled the board out that you hit your head on. 👀😳
Exactly what I thought!
The dudes in trucks let out the horror that is 2020 in the original hole, now they are preparing to send 2020 back to the depths of hell with the new hole.😂
It’s been SO long since the last update! And this one is 50 minutes! It must be Christmas!
"He accidentally had it on stadium setting" gave me the best laugh I have had all day. You really have some characters as neighbours!
I thought I was gonna pee on myself! 😂😂
Omg that is so awesome that you got an air horn 😂
We didn't get any hypothetical scoop on Tripp and the vroom vroom bikes. Feels incomplete.
Michael Kors bags and Starbucks flying everywhere 🤣
Social distancing! 🤣
Mary is my "One Stop Spot for All of My CZcams Needs." Gossip, ASMR, Cooking, DIY, Entertainment. If Mary ever decides to stop making videos, I'll have little use for CZcams. Mary, you're a natural storyteller!
I'll be quiet now. My stories are on!
-edit- That neighbor hussy is straight up psychotic! She needs tazed.
“That neighbor hussy” 🤣
Beautiful lady inside and out 💙Yes 2020 worst year, I lost my beautiful mother this year RIP Linda Sue Good.. God I am heart broken. Mary you are helping me with your calming voice. Much thanks to you💙
I know how you feel. My dad died in june and my pastor died in july
I am so very sorry 😢. My heart aches for you. My mom means the world to me and then some, so I can't imagine life without her (and don't want to). Sending you love and wishes for peace and healing. ❤🙏
I looked up what orange flags mean.
Orange: Telecommunication, alarm or signal lines, cables or conduit.
They are spying on you 😉😂
Mary used air horn
Hypothetically Karen was obliterated 😂😂
Hypothetically I'm ok!! Lol 😆
@@karengarner2687 but only hypertherically Karen 😂
😂
“I got beat up by a fence yesterday” 😂😂🤣😂😂😅😅😅
I’m completely in shock over the “ alleged” neighbour! What the hell is wrong with her?! Holy hell 😳
RE: the guys standing around. I have yet to see ANY man who doesn’t stand back and admire his work, especially when it’s done
Laughing so much at Scratchy 2.0 trying to fly a kite in 65 mph winds, brilliant 😂😂
the stadium candy tshirt shooter thing has me LOSING IT 😂😂😂😂
You have NO IDEA how long I have been waiting for a new ramble!! You made my night! 😍
i love these videos!! i didn't even get two minutes in and i'm hyped as all get out to hear about your hypothetical neighbor drama 🍵
edit: your theoretical neighborhood sounds like a real trip
These videos are the best. 😂 “shoutversation” and “they breed them somewhere, I don’t know where these people come from” had me laughing so hard. 😂😂👌
Mary you get me through so many days. I stay at home with my 9 month old and listening to you talk and tell stories is like having another adult around sometimes when I don't have anyone to talk to but a baby 😂 not that I don't enjoy my time with her. But you make it easier. A lot of asmr channels do not talk like you do, I find a lot of them creepy but you have hit the mark with these stories 💕
In my opinion, your most entertaining video yet. I often put on a video of yours to fall asleep. Today it's 1:00am and I'm just sitting here cracking up.
Hi Mary
I love love your hypothetical neighborhood gossip. I was so happy to see this today. Take care of Miss Margaret for us. Thank you!!!💕💕
Shoutversation is the BEST word ever! Far too many people have those... Especially now people should not be shouting!
Shoutversations!! 😂😂😂
oh mary, u have no clue how much joy i received after seeing you uploaded a new gossip video!! keep up the great work ❤️❤️
I have hypothetically been laughing so hard over the story with crazy lady and the air horn! That is just hilarious!!!! 😂
At this point you and your neighbors should have your own show 😂
That person harassing people in your neighborhood must have a severe mental illness. I’m not trying to be hurtful at all. I believe her behavior is erratic and she needs help. Sucks that she screamed at all of you though :/ that’s not fair
I'm so tired of people using mental illness as an excuse for others poor behaviour.
@@sarahmichelle07 it’s not an excuse at all. Her behavior is impermissible. I say this because she needs help for herself but mostly so she will stop terrorizing people. I get where you’re coming from though. I’m mentally ill and try not to use it as an excuse, only an explanation
I was thinking the same.
Or that woman is just mean and bored, hypothetically.
OMG YES, I live for these!
I love how the air horn actually worked on that lady...it reminds me of how people will bang pots and pans together and make loud noises to scare away coyotes 😂
Yeah, we have coyotes around here, and people use them to scare the coyotes off, too.
Im I the only one who watches these a million times? I keep falling asleep so I always fast forward to the last place I remember. I don’t wanna miss a thing 😂
Great deal on that comforter and pillow sham set, I love it, so cozy and fall/winter vibes
I just love these videos! Entertaining and relaxing. The best combination! Listening to this at work. Sitting here smiling all by myself.
YAYYYY! I’ve been waiting so long for another gossip video
Me tooooo
You have no idea how excited I am to see this upload 😂 I needed to step away from my drama for a little bit!
You are awesome Mama Mary!!
I’ve been waiting for this!! I just watched a bunch of older ones 😂❤️
I am so happy you there to ‘theoretically’ help Ms. Margaret, I know you’re not the type to need kudos for doing a good deed. But as someone who’s elderly grandmother and mother live alone, I thank you for being a great neighbor & helping her 💕 so sweet, I hope you have a wonderful week Mary
I love the hypothetical stories, they make my day! Thank you so much!!
Cheer wine is my favorite!!! They finally started selling it in some stores here in PA. I missed it after I moved back here from S.C.
I've been waiting for these types of videos. Just made my day 100 times better. Thank you Mary 😁
That air horn was a genius idea! 😂
“There’d be Michael Kors bags and Starbucks flying everywhere” 😂 I love your humor Mary! 🖤😂
Wonder why the yelling lady doesn't go and yell at the guys in trucks? lol..
I love you so much you have helped me and many others sleep and get there mind of things 😊
The reason I love southern women is that they can tell a story about a snail crossing the road and I’ll listen enthralled for hours!!
OMG I’VE MISSED THESE SO MUCH.
Been looking forward to watching this all day!!
Hypothetically my absolute favorite videos of yours
I enjoyed this video so much, haven’t had a good laugh in a long time, my favorite was using the horn to scare off the crazy old lady🤣🤣 OMG so funny!!! your stories are great, wish you would have a weekly update about your neighborhood ❤️
the Airhorn is a brilliant idea!!!!!!!!!
I love having a giggle at your hypothetical gossip.
‘Shoutversations’ 😂😂😂never heard that before & I love it!!! 😂😂. I LOVE your hypothetical, alleged updates🙏🏻
Omgg finally!! I have been waiting too long for these!
omg I am SO happy to see this in my subscriptions! I LOVE these vids! ❤️
The only story I actually thoroughly enjoyed reading between the lines 😂 love YOU 😍
I’ve been waiting soooo long for this!! YAY! 🥳
It’s 3am and only just now going to bed. After a looong day this is exactly what i needed!😍
if you have a Windows 10 computer, there is a bluelight blocking filter built in. If you press the chat button on the end of the taskbar, and then go to the bottom of that menu where it says ''Expand'', it will open an expanded menu that has ''Night Light''.
Press ''Night Light'' and it'll turn your screen orange. If you go into the settings you can make it even oranger. It is nice and relaxing for the eyes and helps when you're trying to fix your sleep schedule and actually just watch one video instead of 90.
missed these videos!! yay made my night!!
The air horn was a brilliant idea, Mary! I would have filmed miss crazy pants and told her I was gonna put it on the Internet for a good old fashioned public shaming. “HOA Karen attacks little old lady’s flowers... reee.” Or, “When Karens attack.”
Thank you for this hilarious story. I was trying to get sleepy but I kept bursting into laughter.
i would LOVE to hear a story of moving 21 times honestly! i’ve had to move 9 times already and i know i’m not done yet 😪
Was just thinking last night about this type of video so glad to see it. Sending my love to all 😊
I go to Clemson and I'm so glad I drove home for fall break because I heard that storm was AWFUL on campus! So sorry to hear about the nasty weather!
Omg I laughed so hard!! 😂 Mary tells the absolute best stories!!
I just got so excited when I saw this new video!!
I really enjoyed this video. It's always so interesting to hear about your neighbors and their whereabouts allegedly. Take care and have a safe and happy Halloween.🎃👻🍬 🍭🐱
The air horn story had me in stitches. Too funny
You’ll have to give us an update about how halloween goes and if that crazy woman neighbor tries anything else. Wonder if Buffalo Bill will take your old mattress or not. I love hearing your updates. I think it all makes us feel like we’re apart of your community where you live!! Hope you have a wonderful day Mary and hope you and your boys have a good Halloween night with your festivities!
I'm so excited, I love this videos so much!
I'm dying at the mattress story 🤣 I can just imagine!! And the Mr Bean visual 😅
Oh my gosh when you were taking about the flying stuff from the cannon I lost it 😂😂
Poor miss Margret!
“There would have been Michael Kors bags and Starbucks flying everywhere”
I am dead. 💀🖤
"Not the mammal. Where you get water." LOL I love the way you speak. I understood you the first time but the way you spell things out always gives me a chuckle. Thanks for all you do. You are greatly appreciated!
P.S. nothing better than ASMR chills/tingles with a good laugh mixed in. Most relaxing thing EVER. On that end could you please do another whisper video where you make fun of the ads in a magazine? I have probably watched your last one 30 to 35 times. Lol
These are the best!
I'm so excited. I love these
Hypothetically this neighborhood is just so interesting 😂. My old neighborhood was full of drama. This new one I’m in is pretty chilled.
Was so excited to watch this! I made a tea straight away 😂
Heck Mary, I’ve never been to the Audi around my town but maybe I need to check it out because that comforter set is gorgeous. Hurricane blew through where I used to live and it was just raining and sad outside all day today. I’ve been in online school for my senior year of College this semester and it’s been wild. I feel bad for your boys :(
Hope your head feels better ❤️
I love that you recap your gossip like a grocery list lol 😂😂
Well i’m middle eastern and that accent literally is everything 🥺💛
I have just discovered you and, hypothetically, I think I have a crush on you! You are absolutely delightful and I love your sense of humour. I can't wait to watch more of your videos, especially when you donate your services to straightening retail shelves!
Love this series
Mary you are so awesome. There should be more people like you in the world ❤️
Am I supposed to be sleepy because you cracking me up!🤣🤣😂😂
Ha, I was waiting for this! I was hoping the neighbors had been behaving but obviously I was very wrong. Aside from the time the clown tried to blow up the block, this has been the craziest news flash yet! 😂
Omg the airhorn plan..... brilliant
Mary! SoftASMR just mentioned her in her most recent video ☺️ she was talking about how relaxing it is when you over-explain simple things. I got so excited when she mentioned you lol
It landed in the church parking lot!!!!LOL That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
You're telling me the Dudes and Trucks are back?!?! I'm convinced this is so e x-files sh👁t. We need photos please, particularly of the Dudes and the trucks and the standing!
thank you so much for these videos!
Hi Mary! I live in Georgia. I know for sure that there are several different "support wildlife" plates available for Georgia drivers, however I've never seen one with a grizzly on it. There is one supporting Zoo Atlanta with a panda on it, though. :-) I'll definitely be on the lookout for the grizzly tag!
My favorite type of videos!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️
Oh geez, my husband has been wanting an air horn for our neighbors, for their blaring late night movies. I just can't. Anyway I about choked on my apple with the candy from heaven story! 😂
Thank you so much for your videos Mary
Oh my lord, nightmare neighbour.
She got the horn treatment.
Well done to you for looking out for your other neighbour.
Hope your head is ok after the garden fence accident.
Take care x
I'd love to hear the adventures of a Moving-pro such as yourself xD
“It would be like juggling a giant squid.” 😂
Okay, I don’t know what that woman’s deal is, but she better NOT mess with Ms. Margaret.