“One Time I Had a Kid Call Me ‘Mr. B***h’” - Comedians on School
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2022
- Pete Davidson, Kumail Nanjiani, Nate Bargatze, and more great comics tell jokes about going to school or, in some cases, being a teacher.
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My students look like they saw a unicorn when they see me in public.
Mr. Selzer, please review the unit on "tense agreement," then rewrite, edit, and resubmit your comment.
“ NO ! You live at school! “ 😂
I'm glad I was always nice to my teachers and I truly appreciate the ones who loved their jobs. It's not for the weak, they have always been underpaid and underappreciated so I have an extra love for the ones who had that strength to make our childhoods phenomenal. Looking back at it through adult eyes I would never have the mental fortitude to be a teacher. 💕
THIS WAS HILARIOUS!
Same here but but me its basically mandatory for us in my family my grandparents, aunt, uncle, older sister and a few cousins.
When he said teachers live at school😂 Mine DID, there was a convent attached to the school. But then a few years ago I saw Sr. Anne, my 2nd grade teacher, AT THE MALL and I did waltz right up and ask if she remembered me! 😂
Teaching is surely not for the faint-hearted. I teach high school students and it’s tough.
Sending ❤️ to every teacher out there!
This is so frigging funny 😁 I laughed the whole way through!!! I love when comedians talk about their childhood or children!!!!!
Teacher here. It's a tough job
Thanks for all you do
If my high school teacher looked like the last guy I would’ve never missed a day in his class
I'm here for Miss C! 🤣
They broke the last teacher… 😂😂😩
Facts 😂😂😂
My calculus teacher was definitely a “Mr. bitch”
"....no! U live in school!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone sucked at my first high school, then I transferred, and everybody was amazing and nice. Gosh, I am glad to know I'll never have those people from that first high school in my life ever again.
The nouvaring one got me dying at 2am trying not to wake my parents up
me n the homies always treated the foreign
transfers as celebs
I know Taccara smell like that good cornbread 😍😘
Kids can really do damage on your ego.
Mr Kardashian is a great comedian
Too freakin’ funny! 😆🤣
Let's get wet up here where is counts 🤣
This is great
My mom is a retired teacher and every time we go somewhere we run into her former students. They treat her like a celebrity, too.
Love you Nore
Can I get a list of their names, please?
I remember when I got to smoke weed with one of my teachers lol
Karen: "Thank you"
*me at 16 seeing my middle school guidance counselor*
*takes last hit, ashes and puts out cigarette.*, “SO, mr. OrnDorf, how you been?”
I lost my memory from my epilepsy medication so no I don’t have and memories
Langston kerman is cute af lol. Its good he quit teaching, it would be too distracting lmao
HA HA HA HA HA
What did Nate mean by “I’m not even an immigrant so I should have knocked that out years ago” with reference to taking a Reading remedial
Nate, being a native English speaker and grown adult with no discernible or stated cognitive mental deficiencies, should’ve learned to read a long mf time ago
Banana 🍌
Wise words
🌮taco
Cherry 🍒
🍎
Kumails hp knowledge is lacking
Is there a single joke in this that hasnt been uploaded in 10 different videos on this channel in the Last couple of months every fucking video on this channel at this point is the same sets put into differently titled videos if your going to reupload multiple sets atleast do it with older ones people might have forgotten about rather than having to hear the same joke 5 uploads in a row
Hopefully it's because they're actually paying the comedians for their content...
He...oh what's the word...
Sucks. And I hope Kim's implants keep him afloat because lord knows his "comedy" or "relationship" will not. Good luck Jim.
Oh wait it's Pete? Who cares.
obsessed lol