“One Time I Had a Kid Call Me ‘Mr. B***h’” - Comedians on School

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2022
  • Pete Davidson, Kumail Nanjiani, Nate Bargatze, and more great comics tell jokes about going to school or, in some cases, being a teacher.
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Komentáře • 47

  • @wks197980
    @wks197980 Před rokem +79

    My students look like they saw a unicorn when they see me in public.

    • @houndsong
      @houndsong Před rokem +4

      Mr. Selzer, please review the unit on "tense agreement," then rewrite, edit, and resubmit your comment.

    • @bigflexonthebeat3022
      @bigflexonthebeat3022 Před rokem +5

      “ NO ! You live at school! “ 😂

  • @brendonjeffers8986
    @brendonjeffers8986 Před rokem +39

    I'm glad I was always nice to my teachers and I truly appreciate the ones who loved their jobs. It's not for the weak, they have always been underpaid and underappreciated so I have an extra love for the ones who had that strength to make our childhoods phenomenal. Looking back at it through adult eyes I would never have the mental fortitude to be a teacher. 💕
    THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

    • @KitsuneGod28
      @KitsuneGod28 Před rokem

      Same here but but me its basically mandatory for us in my family my grandparents, aunt, uncle, older sister and a few cousins.

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 Před rokem +13

    When he said teachers live at school😂 Mine DID, there was a convent attached to the school. But then a few years ago I saw Sr. Anne, my 2nd grade teacher, AT THE MALL and I did waltz right up and ask if she remembered me! 😂

  • @everyday9818
    @everyday9818 Před rokem +5

    Teaching is surely not for the faint-hearted. I teach high school students and it’s tough.
    Sending ❤️ to every teacher out there!

  • @SpeakYoMindRadio2019
    @SpeakYoMindRadio2019 Před rokem +23

    This is so frigging funny 😁 I laughed the whole way through!!! I love when comedians talk about their childhood or children!!!!!

  • @jimgritty7064
    @jimgritty7064 Před rokem +16

    Teacher here. It's a tough job

  • @taralynnemorgan4206
    @taralynnemorgan4206 Před rokem +9

    If my high school teacher looked like the last guy I would’ve never missed a day in his class

  • @stevenrais9360
    @stevenrais9360 Před rokem +7

    I'm here for Miss C! 🤣

  • @Raray200
    @Raray200 Před rokem +18

    They broke the last teacher… 😂😂😩

  • @bigflexonthebeat3022
    @bigflexonthebeat3022 Před rokem +8

    My calculus teacher was definitely a “Mr. bitch”

  • @audreyshmaudrey
    @audreyshmaudrey Před rokem +3

    "....no! U live in school!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před rokem +3

    Everyone sucked at my first high school, then I transferred, and everybody was amazing and nice. Gosh, I am glad to know I'll never have those people from that first high school in my life ever again.

  • @SmallAndSoft
    @SmallAndSoft Před rokem +1

    The nouvaring one got me dying at 2am trying not to wake my parents up

  • @wubwubwubwubwubwubwub1871

    me n the homies always treated the foreign
    transfers as celebs

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 Před rokem +8

    I know Taccara smell like that good cornbread 😍😘

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Před rokem +5

    Kids can really do damage on your ego.

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. Před rokem +4

    Mr Kardashian is a great comedian

  • @chipsanders0822
    @chipsanders0822 Před rokem +3

    Too freakin’ funny! 😆🤣

  • @Atheniandream
    @Atheniandream Před rokem +3

    Let's get wet up here where is counts 🤣

  • @theocline9076
    @theocline9076 Před rokem

    This is great

  • @karencarrasco136
    @karencarrasco136 Před rokem

    My mom is a retired teacher and every time we go somewhere we run into her former students. They treat her like a celebrity, too.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před rokem

    Love you Nore

  • @jojokaleido
    @jojokaleido Před rokem +2

    Can I get a list of their names, please?

  • @cjturner9688
    @cjturner9688 Před rokem

    I remember when I got to smoke weed with one of my teachers lol

  • @mikecru9229
    @mikecru9229 Před rokem +1

    Karen: "Thank you"

  • @oliveoneal
    @oliveoneal Před rokem +2

    *me at 16 seeing my middle school guidance counselor*
    *takes last hit, ashes and puts out cigarette.*, “SO, mr. OrnDorf, how you been?”

  • @Imjustahotbitch
    @Imjustahotbitch Před rokem

    I lost my memory from my epilepsy medication so no I don’t have and memories

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct Před rokem +4

    Langston kerman is cute af lol. Its good he quit teaching, it would be too distracting lmao

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme Před rokem

    HA HA HA HA HA

  • @abdulsadiq4767
    @abdulsadiq4767 Před rokem +2

    What did Nate mean by “I’m not even an immigrant so I should have knocked that out years ago” with reference to taking a Reading remedial

    • @nekhoehogan5936
      @nekhoehogan5936 Před rokem

      Nate, being a native English speaker and grown adult with no discernible or stated cognitive mental deficiencies, should’ve learned to read a long mf time ago

  • @MrYiPps
    @MrYiPps Před rokem +1

    Banana 🍌

  • @layhdejjj9707
    @layhdejjj9707 Před rokem

    🍎

  • @thecarrotdude
    @thecarrotdude Před rokem +1

    Kumails hp knowledge is lacking

  • @spliffyrodgers4266
    @spliffyrodgers4266 Před rokem +2

    Is there a single joke in this that hasnt been uploaded in 10 different videos on this channel in the Last couple of months every fucking video on this channel at this point is the same sets put into differently titled videos if your going to reupload multiple sets atleast do it with older ones people might have forgotten about rather than having to hear the same joke 5 uploads in a row

  • @justawho808
    @justawho808 Před rokem

    He...oh what's the word...
    Sucks. And I hope Kim's implants keep him afloat because lord knows his "comedy" or "relationship" will not. Good luck Jim.
    Oh wait it's Pete? Who cares.