Growing up in Miami, my family lived on next block from his family with all his brothers. I was oldest with 4 brothers and one brother and Brian were friends in catholic elementary school and high school. We all relate to his experiences growing up. Brian and my brother are two years younger than me so I had crushes on the older brothers, like Dennis Regan… small world and happy for their success!!!
Ava Rizzi I love how I can hear Brian tell a joke and then turn around and read someone’s transcript of the jokes I just heard. Thanks for the public service.
Can you explain it to me please? FYI: I'm not JUST NOW seeing this video-clip and comment, one year later. ...it's just that I've been trying to figure out the desk joke for that long. Shouldn't be hard to articulate via text right? maybe it is? I dunno...you're the smart one here.
@@kanescrimes4848 I feel like I'm walking into a trap after your setup, but; he's from a big family, if he wants something he has to call it "I call that chair!" meaning he gets to sit in it. When he got in public, it didn't work; "I call that desk!" "Yeah, Brian, we all do" meaning everyone calls a table with a place to store things a desk.
Yeah, it's no big deal, but since you're going for milk later could you take Kevin to the hospital? *Distant* And if you're gettin Peanut butter get SMOOOTH!!!
Oh man the memories. "On the hump in the middle back seat," or the "Station wagon with the two seats in the back trying not to make eye contact with the car that came up close behind." Ok I realize we are alot safer, but man the kids now are really missing out on a lot of things because a car ride used to be a whole world of fun activities in and of itself.
I have 8 siblings plus me is 9 and I was the kid who had to get mom. I also was the kid who screamed go get leaves. It was usually leaves and a rubber band. My youngest brother broke his arm playing basketball when my oldest brother threw it at him at full force. I had to claim my room once. It as funny.
I faced out the back in our trip to Florida with my oldest brother. My dad bent the exhaust pipe driving out of a parking lot and I got carbon monoxide poisoning. I threw up in the parking lot of the citrus tower. Good times.
I downloaded this album WAAAAYYYYY back in the day on KaZaA or Limewire (not sure) and it'll always be one of my faves. I can relate so much to the part about when someone would get hurt as a kid. I remember I had a babysitter with three boys aged close to me, and I feel like this happened so often. Good times!
No joke, when I was in elementary school a kid cut his leg on the playground and we didn’t want to stop playing so we literally did try to bandage it with leaves
This sounds like my family. We call chairs, we stared at the sun, we always got ourselves hurt and were scared to tell mom, and of course Neight did the twister thing. Like if it's the same for you
How did I know he was gonna say kevin. Those exact words. I was thinking in my head I bet he’s gonna say “You know Kevin??” And what do you know. He says that. This has been happening for like 6 months where I swear I’m psychic.
I NEVER hurt my self worse that I hated having my mom having to see me bleed. I always tried to get inside without her seeing and stop the bleeding or in some way do the first aid to make it look less bad in case I was, you know, going to die if I didn't go to the hospital and had to tell her. She was not good in stress situations. Running out of coffee was Defcon 2 for her.
My ex girlfriend's parents had a mercedes station wagon and we always had the back seat lol. It is super awkward when theres someone 2 feet in front of you.
As the only girl with 3 brothers growing up on army bases.. I have been every kid in these stories.. dirt and spit both stop bleeding. Also, slamming through the screen door out of breath "So mom you know how puff, you always puff say that it's puff just puff tattling unless something is puff dangerous well puff we puff are in the woods puff and.. Mom:Spit it out!! Me: ok puff well the boys are in the woods banging bullets between rocks and I saw smoke.. MOM: OMG *Knocking me over and running into the woods and getting all the other parents
Yes you aways have to call something Sis:I CALL THIS CHAIR NEAR THE WINDOW!*Leaves to get phone* Bro:*sits in chair near the window* Sis:*Comes back*HEY HEY HEY I CALLED THE CHAIR GET OFF! Bro:I called it >.> Sis:NO I CALLED IT GET OFF! Bro:*Stands up and walks to sis* FIGHT ME Sis:BRING IT! Me:*Sits in the chair near the window* If you too are gonna fight then I'll take the chair. Bro & Sis:NO GET OFF THE CHAIR I CALLED IT Mom:Go sit in a chair now we got to leave. *Bro and Sis sit down in a chair >:[* Me:I win....
lmao the "get some leaves" part always cracks me up
your first
Regan is a genius of comedy. Absolutely hilarious.
Sending the kids out into the yard for "no reason"... how do you think they made 8 kids?
LOL... yep !
kevnar Roflol 😂 true
😮😂🤣🤣 truuu!!! Lmao!!
Lolololololo
touche
Growing up in Miami, my family lived on next block from his family with all his brothers. I was oldest with 4 brothers and one brother and Brian were friends in catholic elementary school and high school. We all relate to his experiences growing up. Brian and my brother are two years younger than me so I had crushes on the older brothers, like Dennis Regan… small world and happy for their success!!!
Thanks for sharing. 😊😊
Left leg... BROKEN!!! Should've let me play.... I said please. 😆👏🏻
Ava Rizzi I love how I can hear Brian tell a joke and then turn around and read someone’s transcript of the jokes I just heard. Thanks for the public service.
I LIKE the hump I *LOVE* the hump!
_IM THE HUMPBOY!!_
*_IM RIDIN THE HUMP TO DISNEYWORLD!!!_*
Oof
I had to google 'humpboy' to get to this site. 'I called it.'
Very funny-- but hard to get the full effect without all his crazy facial expressions!
Exactly. He has full body humor.
That’s half his act !!
😂yes..I'd rather watch him.
He's the best. So damn funny, without having to cuss even.
He’s calling the hump Wald He shouldn’t want the hump
After listening to this a million time for the past 15 years I just got the I call this desk joke lmao
geez. why don't you put yourself out of our misery.
Can you explain it to me please?
FYI: I'm not JUST NOW seeing this video-clip and comment, one year later.
...it's just that I've been trying to figure out the desk joke for that long.
Shouldn't be hard to articulate via text right?
maybe it is? I dunno...you're the smart one here.
@@moncorp1 I'm having a party and you seem like you'd be REALLY fun at parties so can you come to mine?
@@kanescrimes4848 I feel like I'm walking into a trap after your setup, but; he's from a big family, if he wants something he has to call it "I call that chair!" meaning he gets to sit in it. When he got in public, it didn't work; "I call that desk!" "Yeah, Brian, we all do" meaning everyone calls a table with a place to store things a desk.
@@metalmayhem3622 No trap, but it was definitely a joke.
Thanks for the effort though.
"Back seat in the middle w/my feet on the hump" most of my childhood.
"WHAT HAPPENS NOW?!"
"WE DON'T KNOW!!"
true af
".....GET SOME LEAVES!"
How could anyone dislike this!!
They must prefer the crunchy peanut butter
Yeah, it's no big deal, but since you're going for milk later could you take Kevin to the hospital? *Distant* And if you're gettin Peanut butter get SMOOOTH!!!
Seriously the most underrated comedian of all time.
“Umm... You know Kevin right?”
“OH YEAH. UMM OF COURSE.”
“YEAH WELL UMM...”
So true. It sucks to be that kid.
"I wonder what all these signs say?"
My favorite part!
My Favorite comedian. My second favorite isn’t even that close (Mitch Hedberg).
Oh man the memories. "On the hump in the middle back seat," or the "Station wagon with the two seats in the back trying not to make eye contact with the car that came up close behind." Ok I realize we are alot safer, but man the kids now are really missing out on a lot of things because a car ride used to be a whole world of fun activities in and of itself.
He’s soooooo funny!!! Clean humor
I have 8 siblings plus me is 9 and I was the kid who had to get mom. I also was the kid who screamed go get leaves. It was usually leaves and a rubber band. My youngest brother broke his arm playing basketball when my oldest brother threw it at him at full force. I had to claim my room once. It as funny.
SIX! I GOT SIX!
I GOT SIX IN THE SUN STARE.
He is just not a audio comic. Much better when you can see all hes silly faces. Hes the best noneshock comic there is
I faced out the back in our trip to Florida with my oldest brother. My dad bent the exhaust pipe driving out of a parking lot and I got carbon monoxide poisoning. I threw up in the parking lot of the citrus tower. Good times.
IF YOU GET ANY PEANUT BUTTER, GET SMOOTH!
GENIUS
Been watching Brian Regan for eight months I can relate so hilarious
This is my family in a nutshell. ^-^
Absolutely. A comic genius.
“If you get peanut butter get smooth” lol
I downloaded this album WAAAAYYYYY back in the day on KaZaA or Limewire (not sure) and it'll always be one of my faves. I can relate so much to the part about when someone would get hurt as a kid. I remember I had a babysitter with three boys aged close to me, and I feel like this happened so often. Good times!
"He's calling the hump, Walt...."
Left leg, broken. Genius line.
My favorite stand up!
Back seat middle! Feet on the hump! I'm the hump boy!
So funny and clean🌞
My fav Comedian
No joke, when I was in elementary school a kid cut his leg on the playground and we didn’t want to stop playing so we literally did try to bandage it with leaves
"You know Kevin?"
This sounds like my family. We call chairs, we stared at the sun, we always got ourselves hurt and were scared to tell mom, and of course Neight did the twister thing. Like if it's the same for you
Regan is a performance comic. Most of his humor is physical and visual. You miss all that when you can't see his performance.
I'm still cracking up.
left leg....BROKEN shoulve let me play
I love this guy. Lmao
"I got a 6 at the sun-stare activity!"
I LOVE THIS GUY!
Is THIS a good ativiny?
How did I know he was gonna say kevin. Those exact words. I was thinking in my head I bet he’s gonna say “You know Kevin??” And what do you know. He says that. This has been happening for like 6 months where I swear I’m psychic.
he is so funny
It's not bending like that right now
Lol this guy's a legand ✨✨
the little kids need the most attention and grow up to be comedians.
We'd call it 'seat reserve.'
I call that... chair!! :D lol!
0:18 I call that - chair!
Hilarious 😂
Nice
Yeeeessssss'
I call that comment
I NEVER hurt my self worse that I hated having my mom having to see me bleed. I always tried to get inside without her seeing and stop the bleeding or in some way do the first aid to make it look less bad in case I was, you know, going to die if I didn't go to the hospital and had to tell her. She was not good in stress situations. Running out of coffee was Defcon 2 for her.
lol i call that chair, it's my chair
someone else in their: HEY I CALLED THAT CHAIR!!!!!
left leg... BROKENNN!!! should of let me play... i said please. :)
LMAO the end
What special is this from?
Who else is here from the Nagito animatic?
GET SUM LEEVS
This sounds like my family!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDDD
2 people rode pogo-sticks to school!
is this a good avtivinnnnyy?!?!?!?!
Man, you can really hear how much Markiplier drew from him 😆
omg...LOL...🌟💝🌟💝🌟💝🌟💝🌟💝🌟💝🌟💝🌟
I just wanted to come n an say hi
Wed make faces at those ppl behind us...
lol the hump
Me and my friend what he'd this, now pretty much everything we say to each other is quoting this.
1 person forgot to claim his chair
1 person was circumcised unwillingly
One persons left leg is broken
My ex girlfriend's parents had a mercedes station wagon and we always had the back seat lol. It is super awkward when theres someone 2 feet in front of you.
Activity, haha
As the only girl with 3 brothers growing up on army bases.. I have been every kid in these stories.. dirt and spit both stop bleeding. Also, slamming through the screen door out of breath
"So mom you know how puff, you always puff say that it's puff just puff tattling unless something is puff dangerous well puff we puff are in the woods puff and..
Mom:Spit it out!!
Me: ok puff well the boys are in the woods banging bullets between rocks and I saw smoke..
MOM: OMG *Knocking me over and running into the woods and getting all the other parents
2 peoples arms bent the wrong way and hit dislike
I had four brothers and my mother would tell go outside and play and blow the stink off you.
is this a good active..n...e!!!!!!!!!
lol
1:42
I've been in that station wagon. Ford LTD 1974.
dan bongino
@SophieBell8 lol
2 people went blind from staring at the sun too long
1 person has a broken arm.
I was the 666 like
Yes you aways have to call something
Sis:I CALL THIS CHAIR NEAR THE WINDOW!*Leaves to get phone*
Bro:*sits in chair near the window*
Sis:*Comes back*HEY HEY HEY I CALLED THE CHAIR GET OFF!
Bro:I called it >.>
Sis:NO I CALLED IT GET OFF!
Bro:*Stands up and walks to sis* FIGHT ME
Sis:BRING IT!
Me:*Sits in the chair near the window* If you too are gonna fight then I'll take the chair.
Bro & Sis:NO GET OFF THE CHAIR I CALLED IT
Mom:Go sit in a chair now we got to leave.
*Bro and Sis sit down in a chair >:[*
Me:I win....
Something's wrong with the Regan boy.
9 year old paramedics
It means to suck
A still picture, no vid ...that blows hog.