I used to think you're obsession with JCVD was unhealthy. I then realized my lack of obsession was the unhealthy part, my stage 4 cancer was cured immediately after watching this movie.
I died of cancer and this movie not only brought me back to life, the dance scene gave everybody on the planet simultaneous orgasm and near immortality
"...you're safer in an arena taken over by terrorists and rigged with explosives but with VanDamme, than literally anywhere else on the planet without VanDamme." 😂😂😂
I have this film on VHS and recently had it valued, by a reputable antique dealer may I add, he instantly wept at the sight of such a relic and suggested it be insured for twice the value of the Crown Jewels and the US gold reserve.
I remember watching that scene in the theaters. People were crying. Girls were ripping their clothes off. Men were yelling and realizing their lives were worthless compared to Van Damme. Cats and dogs were doing the nasty. It was that awesome.
I thought you couldn´t surpass the "Hoover Van Damme" goalie pun, but you outdid it with the "Peter Pan Damme" just minutes later. This channel is so good that my stomach hurts after every video for so much laughing. Brilliant narration!
“It starts off with Van Damme, who’s a fire marshal, which makes sense because fire’s crazy, not stupid. There is no chance it will ever f**k with him!” That part had me howling. The video’s already started off in the right direction. 😂
MATE! This video unlocked a childhood memory of mine, watching this movie as a kid in the '90s and only remembering the kidnapping and the fight with the giant penguin lady! 20+ years of trying to remember the name of this film is now over. Thank you, Space Ice. 😄
This channel is testament to the fact that, even today, if you have a lot of talent and a great concept, you can still make it on youtube. Great work sir Space Ice! I've introduced a lot of people to your Seagal reviews and they feckin love it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
@@AsadKhan-ic9qi Har! Though I think it's more fun to watch the JCVD and Nic Cage videos, I have to admit his trashing of Seagal is also pretty darn stupendous, so I gave you a thumbs-up.
Not only is this another masterpiece of film reviews but a plethora of doctrines that many of us don't abide by anymore were brought at the forefront of reality again. Like, "Snitches get stitches!" ... or how about when your daughter is being a pain, go to a Thailand bar and get down. Speaking of the Thai bar scene. I saw Sudden Death in the theaters as a pure and innocent little boy. People were crying. Girls were ripping their clothes off. Men were yelling and realizing their lives were worthless compared to Van Damme. Cats and dogs were doing the nasty. It was that awesome.
I've always heard reason for the season when referring to Jesus christ at Christmas time... wait jean claude..... Jesus christ. Ok so it turns out Jean Claude van Damme is an arch angel sent by God himself to kick ass and keep the world in line. It just makes too much sense.
Damn it Space Ice, you didn't put enough warnings in the title. Now my testicles have exploded twice, it's not something I thought was possible but it happened because of this video. JCVD is too dangerous for this mortal realm.
@@lilmoeszyslak4810 yeah exact ! Even when movies are released before Van Damme ones, they are copies. It's a fact since it's stated in one of Space Ice reviews.
Curly Bill: "I am gonna get it" Space Ice: "No you won't" Bleeping out the curses word makes this BLEEP more awesome! I'm so thankful I found this channel!
Attention all viewers the hit single Jean-Claude Van Damme sudden death just went to the top of the charts after being released for 45 minutes and has already went platinum. This is not a miracle on ice because the name Jean-Claude Van Damme is in the song!
We should suggest titles for his vidoes. [Actor's Name]'s [Title of Movie] is so good/bad it'll [Do What Movie Does].... like... [Steven Seagal's] ["Art of the Kill"] is so bad, [your parents will disown you for watching it].
i remember when he went to the thai dance party in this movie, it cured my depression. thank you JCVD. Also i remember when dragon force tried to cover the song at the end of this video live, and they just gave up because it was too hard and awesome for them to keep up with.
Now I've been to some of the great music venues in the world to see some of the greatest musicians: The Berlin Philharmonic and Georghiou performing the Verdi Requiem, Opera at La Scala in Milan, Pavarotti at the Arena di Verona, The Rolling Stones at Twickenham, Iron Maiden, AC/DC and Queen at Wembly but I have NEVER heard the definition of musical perfection that is the JCVD Sudden Death Song. It's just as well that Mozart, Beethoven and Wagner never lived to hear it because they would have given up composing out of despair! ..... Simply incredible....
God freakin' van Dammit that was the most awesome testicle exploding review of not just a JVCD movie, but of any movie that's ever been made, being made, or ever will be made. That acoustic masterpiece accompanying JCVD's Thai bar dance transcends time and space.
If Tom Cruise can do it and Sylvester Stallone can gallop his way across a screen he can too. Somewhere along the lines they started hatin on this dude. Probably because he could kick people's butts this hard in real life.
Watching this caused my testicles to heal from the vasectomy I had years ago. Now I have to have another vasectomy. I can only pray the urologist has powerful enough scissors to cut through the iron this video has forged. Thanks, Space Ice.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER stop making these videos, I absolutely love watching them, they are hysterical. I am always laughing at these videos out loud, and I'm alone normally when I watch them. LOL
Sudden Death is like a horror movie where Van Damme is the equal of Jason Voorhees or the like but he's actually the good guy, who dispatches bad guys in imaginative ways.
Omg I actually wasn't expecting the dance scene lol!!!!!!!! Edit The ending song is now stuck in my head and I keep singing it under my breathe This is the story of sudden death oh gawd damme it
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you need to reviews chuck Norris movies 😜
please convince segal to make more movies they are the BEST ones you do soooo funny!
@@luisgalaxystone1838 Yes, please. Review Invasion USA!
Don't forget the comment section 🤣
You sure you don't want an Instagram?
“Commits suicide by pulling a gun on van damme” 💀💀💀
Hey at least he got a dignified death!
Thats something you never do
"Sorry, but my dog's missing..."
Lmao!
It's clearly more like assisted suicide, which came from the heart
I mean he's not wrong.
"My daddy is a boss"
"Damn right he is" 🤣🤣
Only he didn’t use damn
Van Damme is a good representation of everything Steven Seagal thinks he is.
Yeah
Lmao.
Perfect summation
Imagine if Van Damme was black 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie mussola from angola
‘Audiences were brought to tears by this powerful scene that has been scientifically proven to cure depression in literally everybody’ 😂😂
I used to think you're obsession with JCVD was unhealthy. I then realized my lack of obsession was the unhealthy part, my stage 4 cancer was cured immediately after watching this movie.
Same here. I was retarded. Now, I'm just normal... sort of...
My testicles exploded 😭😭 lol
🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
I died of cancer and this movie not only brought me back to life, the dance scene gave everybody on the planet simultaneous orgasm and near immortality
Time to head to taiwan to have a little fun
"...you're safer in an arena taken over by terrorists and rigged with explosives but with VanDamme, than literally anywhere else on the planet without VanDamme." 😂😂😂
DITTO!!😅😅
You don't need a psychologist to cure depression, you just need JCVD and Space Ice
Space Ice is the doctor. JCVD is the medicinal cure. Space Ice is life.
These are facts.
Beacuse Science
Vaan daam is the cure for everything to this guy😂😂
Dahm right jcvd and soace ice is a cure for cancer
‘The scoreboard is so excited to have Van Damme on it that it loses its fucking mind and just starts exploding’ 😂😂
And as a final tribute to JCVD, that acoustic song about Sudden Death was named number one on the charts for the rest of eternity.
Fact
I concur!
That song, we're gladly stay in my head forever
Andy Dwyer’s best song ever!
That closing song, the bathos in it, would move a stone cold killer to tears!
"Pets are family members, you had that coming!" 😂
“He commits suicide by pulling a gun on Van Damme” LMFAO
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
I have this film on VHS and recently had it valued, by a reputable antique dealer may I add, he instantly wept at the sight of such a relic and suggested it be insured for twice the value of the Crown Jewels and the US gold reserve.
That dance with the Thai girls makes this movie a true masterpiece
I remember watching that scene in the theaters. People were crying. Girls were ripping their clothes off. Men were yelling and realizing their lives were worthless compared to Van Damme. Cats and dogs were doing the nasty. It was that awesome.
Yeah kickboxer is another awesome movie haha. I like how it's in a lot of the reviews, cause the scene is just so great.
@A_Desolate_SoulYou might have a change if you can dance like JCVD. 😂
@A_Desolate_Soul very unlikely.
@A_Desolate_Soul nice bro. Guess it's time for you to take a trip to Thailand. 🤣
"Peter pan dam" made me spit ma tea out 😂😂😂😂
That JVCD ballad at the end was so good it was played at the 1936 Berlin Olympics and stopped WW2.
They should make Time Cop 2 and make that happen.
I thought you couldn´t surpass the "Hoover Van Damme" goalie pun, but you outdid it with the "Peter Pan Damme" just minutes later. This channel is so good that my stomach hurts after every video for so much laughing. Brilliant narration!
“It starts off with Van Damme, who’s a fire marshal, which makes sense because fire’s crazy, not stupid. There is no chance it will ever f**k with him!” That part had me howling. The video’s already started off in the right direction. 😂
They know very well not to mess with Van Damme. Fire rule the day when Norris granted his powers to Van Damme!!!
Chef Boyardee was so heartbroken over that prank call, good thing Van Damme was there.
"He commits suicide by pulling a gun on Van Damme!* Good one 😂😂😂
MATE! This video unlocked a childhood memory of mine, watching this movie as a kid in the '90s and only remembering the kidnapping and the fight with the giant penguin lady! 20+ years of trying to remember the name of this film is now over.
Thank you, Space Ice. 😄
That acoustic performance was f*cking phenomenal
Like a mix of South Park (Trey) with Tenacious D haha
It sounds like Chris Pratt ca. Parks and Rec is singing it too.
The ending song is the song of my generation...Thank you my depression has been round housed and my ears have been blessed. JCVD!
Fun fact: if you look really really closely,you can see Seagal lose yet another point
Or a thousand, there really is no way of understanding the calculations of Space Ice when he detracts point from him, lol
@@alessandrozuffi5068 Lol Space Ice works in mysterious ways and goshdamnit i love it
Bro I was fucking wheezing from this comment 😂😮💨
😂😂😂😂😂
@@deanjustdean7818 But even breathing is too much effort for him. He needs a stunt double for that
I’m so happy that somewhere out there, there’s a bigger JCVD fan than I am.
That was 16 minutes and 36 seconds of pure awesomeness
It's so good in fact that even though he isn't in it I think we should award another -1 points to Sensei Seagal.
Yeah totally deserved 👌
Not being in a movie is always a good idea where Seagal is concerned.
I concur😂
@@ProjectFlashlight612 That's no reason not to award the negative points anyway
10:02 not just us humans, even machines get excited to see JCVD in action!
I remember watching this in theaters and my testicles exploding.
😂
Twice
So that was YOU
Are you a eunuch now? 🤣
Both of them? I had extra ones installed. 7 of mine exploded
"He needs a doctor."
(Bang!)
"Not anymore."
Dude I think he definitely needs a doctor even more now
Then he shoots the other guy in the leg so now they need 2 doctors
@@SpaceIce Yes, a surgeon and a forensic pathologist.
It's not a space ice upload without a Van Damme dance 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The vaaan daaam dance 🤣
This channel is testament to the fact that, even today, if you have a lot of talent and a great concept, you can still make it on youtube. Great work sir Space Ice! I've introduced a lot of people to your Seagal reviews and they feckin love it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
I submit to you that Space Ice's JCVD videos are the best of the crop and everything else is just icing on the cake, esp. the Nic Cage videos.
@@georgehenderson7783 eh.It's more fun to watch him trash Seagal.
@@AsadKhan-ic9qi Har! Though I think it's more fun to watch the JCVD and Nic Cage videos, I have to admit his trashing of Seagal is also pretty darn stupendous, so I gave you a thumbs-up.
@@georgehenderson7783 tbh I think all his videos are really funny too
@@AsadKhan-ic9qi There 's not one Space Ice Video I haven't had to pause multiple time because I was laughing too hard.
I found this channel because of a mutual apathy towards Steven Segal, I've stayed the insightful commentary and love of JCVD and Nic Cage
You're truly a man of culture
SAME!!!!!
@@SpaceIce congratulations on the best CZcams channel EVER award
Even Star-Lord loves JCVD
It would be awesome if JCVD saw these reviews.
Well he published multiple fan made videos on his channel, so that would be very possible.
"Pets are family members" absolutely outstanding. Your ability to seamlessly work the dance routine into these vids is genius.
Not only is this another masterpiece of film reviews but a plethora of doctrines that many of us don't abide by anymore were brought at the forefront of reality again. Like, "Snitches get stitches!" ... or how about when your daughter is being a pain, go to a Thailand bar and get down.
Speaking of the Thai bar scene. I saw Sudden Death in the theaters as a pure and innocent little boy. People were crying. Girls were ripping their clothes off. Men were yelling and realizing their lives were worthless compared to Van Damme. Cats and dogs were doing the nasty. It was that awesome.
That just means you've lived, my good man. All thanks to the awesomeness of JCVD
Do you remember seeing testicles exploding in that theater? 🙃
@@davidjsaul thank you so much for enforcing this. I was going to end my pathetic life. But JCVD is the reason for the got damn season!
I've always heard reason for the season when referring to Jesus christ at Christmas time... wait jean claude..... Jesus christ. Ok so it turns out Jean Claude van Damme is an arch angel sent by God himself to kick ass and keep the world in line. It just makes too much sense.
Ohhh vaaan daaaam you did it again 🤣🤣🤣
The "burn my toast" guy was my favorite hench-person of this movie.
But the way he says Van Damme does it for me every time. Love from Bosnia
He certainly writes it in full caps in his script 🤣
The delivery makes me want to hear his name even more
Pozdrav iz Srbije
@@raledeadpool6455 Pozz bratee
Sudden Deatb 2 is almost the same storyline
The Chris Pratt song tribute to JCVD is the icing on the perfect VanDamme cake.
Damn it Space Ice, you didn't put enough warnings in the title. Now my testicles have exploded twice, it's not something I thought was possible but it happened because of this video. JCVD is too dangerous for this mortal realm.
I'm praying for you! I dipped my balls in ice water while watching the awesome review.
Me too but now blue balls like a mfer
I’m female and my testicles exploded after watching this, thank you Space Ice for the unique experience.
“He commits suicide by pulling a gun on Van Damme…” 😂😂😂😂
Van Damme is the greatest on-screen Daddy of all time. This is one of the better Die Hard clones with JCVD in it.
Die hard clone? Van Damme does not steal movies, they copied him!!
@@lilmoeszyslak4810 yeah exact ! Even when movies are released before Van Damme ones, they are copies. It's a fact since it's stated in one of Space Ice reviews.
@@AlainBoudard because he is the time cop
These comments are gold lol
Curly Bill: "I am gonna get it"
Space Ice: "No you won't"
Bleeping out the curses word makes this BLEEP more awesome!
I'm so thankful I found this channel!
🎶This is the story of Sudden Death, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme🎶
My sides have left this plane of existence from cracking up at that bit with the guy who lost his dog
The end of this is the hardest I've laughed in a while, good lord😂😂
Ohhh vaan daaam you did it again 🤣🤣🤣😂
Main villain is Curly Bill. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Thank you for that Tombstone reference. Love that movie.
“She completely fucking freezes when she should be grabbing the legs” had me dying lol
Best channel on CZcams. NEVER stop the JCVD content. You deserve millions of subs 👍
I love how you're able to fit the JCVD dancing scene in ever review lol
Attention all viewers the hit single Jean-Claude Van Damme sudden death just went to the top of the charts after being released for 45 minutes and has already went platinum. This is not a miracle on ice because the name Jean-Claude Van Damme is in the song!
Van Damme dancing has literally changed my life
"By far a top 3 Van Damme vs a giant female penguin in a commercial kitchen fight of all time" LMAO poetry
this guy is just cruising doing masterpieces. Epic win.
"My daddy is a boss" "Fuck yeah he is"
Hey Space, You should review Segal's movie Beyond the Law, It's so bad your wife will leave you and take the kids
Ahahahhaha
I think he already did review on it
Cmon Sega has problems but cmon
😂😂😂😂
We should suggest titles for his vidoes.
[Actor's Name]'s [Title of Movie] is so good/bad it'll [Do What Movie Does]....
like...
[Steven Seagal's] ["Art of the Kill"] is so bad, [your parents will disown you for watching it].
This has quickly become my go to channel for some guaranteed laughs. Freakin love you, Space Ice
i remember when he went to the thai dance party in this movie, it cured my depression. thank you JCVD. Also i remember when dragon force tried to cover the song at the end of this video live, and they just gave up because it was too hard and awesome for them to keep up with.
Now I've been to some of the great music venues in the world to see some of the greatest musicians: The Berlin Philharmonic and Georghiou performing the Verdi Requiem, Opera at La Scala in Milan, Pavarotti at the Arena di Verona, The Rolling Stones at Twickenham, Iron Maiden, AC/DC and Queen at Wembly but I have NEVER heard the definition of musical perfection that is the JCVD Sudden Death Song.
It's just as well that Mozart, Beethoven and Wagner never lived to hear it because they would have given up composing out of despair! .....
Simply incredible....
This is childhood classic of mine. Loved watching this with my dad.
Anything is possible through God and Van Damme!!!!
That was the most intense song I’ve ever heard about a movie.
I loved this movie when i was younger. Still looks awesome. 😁
Peter Pan Damme stole my heart.
I replayed that extended laugh sequence like 10x.
Andy's song just makes this pure gold
God freakin' van Dammit that was the most awesome testicle exploding review of not just a JVCD movie, but of any movie that's ever been made, being made, or ever will be made. That acoustic masterpiece accompanying JCVD's Thai bar dance transcends time and space.
we need to find a way to de-age JCVD, we need more of his awesome movies
If Tom Cruise can do it and Sylvester Stallone can gallop his way across a screen he can too. Somewhere along the lines they started hatin on this dude. Probably because he could kick people's butts this hard in real life.
"He commits suicide by pulling a gun on van Damme"...Nice😂
Any movie that has Jean-Claude VanDamme beating the crap out of the Penguins' mascot is definitely the greatest movie ever.
Jean-Claude Van Hoover Damme
and
Peter Pan Damme
are in a dead heat for funniest name wordplay
Just discovered this channel a couple days ago. Completely obsessed now lol. So funny and entertaining. Thanks for making me laugh
Comic genius, Icey old chap! Brilliant that you insert the 'bar dance' into EVERY JCVD movie, it is his finest moment.😂😂😂
Sudden death, knock off and double impact are my favorite van Damme movies.
I mean, like the ending song is some of the funniest I've ever heard, Im crying lmaooo
This song is so fucking hilarious. One of the greatest videos of all time. Please keep this up dude.
How the hell am I still being caught off guard by "the dancing" I've seen so many of these already 🤣
I’m suffering from a serious side pain and know I shouldn’t watch this, but I can’t help it. Wish me luck, guys. 😂
I love how the van dam dance scene is in all my favorite van dam movies!! How did he know it would be such a popular piece of movie history
Watching this caused my testicles to heal from the vasectomy I had years ago. Now I have to have another vasectomy. I can only pray the urologist has powerful enough scissors to cut through the iron this video has forged. Thanks, Space Ice.
axaxax
There is no greater video on the internet. The song at the end. It’s perfection well done space ice.
This movie is one of my favourite childhood moments
That song at the end is stuck in my head and I don’t want it to ever leave 😂
Thank you for your hard work! Every video is a gem ❤
Honestly JCVD has proven to be a good actor with proper material.
o yes
if he wasnt cokehead . he would be top star
"he commits suicide by pulling a gun on van dam" lol
The song at the end was a fitting tribute to such an amazing piece of cinema.
10 seconds in and i'm having the biggest grin ever.
"My Daddy, and he's a boss..."
"Fuck yeah he is"🤣
Thank you for making me laugh, even when I'm feeling down. Your channel is great and I hope it keeps growing.
I share the same birthday as JCVD. October 18. It is an honor and a privilege
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER stop making these videos, I absolutely love watching them, they are hysterical. I am always laughing at these videos out loud, and I'm alone normally when I watch them. LOL
That song is everything! 😂😂😂
I'll be singing THIS IS THE STORY OF SUDDEN DEATH starring JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME all damme week now lol
The song at the end was an actual masterpiece. Brilliant 🎉❤
Sudden Death is like a horror movie where Van Damme is the equal of Jason Voorhees or the like but he's actually the good guy, who dispatches bad guys in imaginative ways.
I love how he always finds time to fly to Thailand for a bit if dancing 🕺 💃 lool 😭 🤣
Omg I actually wasn't expecting the dance scene lol!!!!!!!!
Edit
The ending song is now stuck in my head and I keep singing it under my breathe
This is the story of sudden death oh gawd damme it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the young vaann daaam was something else
JCVD needs to make more movies just so Space Ice can review them. Freaking Hilarious.
every van damme movie has that scene where he goes to Thailand and i love it XD
JCVD is the man!