Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
Lemons are not naturally occuring and were made by crossbreeding a bitter orange and a citron. WHICH MEANS: LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED IT ALL BY OURSELVES
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
@@JosephWindsor52535 What does any of this have to do with Jesus and Christ? I have no intention to mock or hate on either you or Jesus, but time and place man.
I absolutely love the accent you put on for these, it's silly and cool. It really gives the video a unique and humorous character. I find that the accent almost gives me tingles too.
I love it when Gibi includes Spongebob references in some of her asmr videos. It's hilarious and it's a fun nod to my favorite childhood show and always puts a smile on my face!"
Exactly what I needed today I've just had a fight with my parent and I find it extremely calming that someone wants me to get my life together and wants to give me advice.
Right then, what can we learn from this? -Take each day one step at a time. It's all good and well to make plans for the future, but if that seems too overwhelming, just focus on the here and now. Learn from the past, but don't dwell on it. You only get this day once. -Don't ignore your body's signals when you need something. It might seem socially unacceptable to some to prioritize your needs, even in a desperate situation, but it's better to look after yourself immediately than become overwhelmed by all the needs you've ignored. Listen to your hunger, your exhaustion, and follow it to the best of your ability. -In a similar vein, if you think you hate everyone, try eating something. -Reflect on your own choices in habits. If you've had one bad interview, one bad relationship, anything of the sort, then you've just had a bad experience. It happens sometimes. But if "all your exes were crazy," you need to reflect on yourself, because you are the common denominator. -Just because you or anyone else looks like they have their life together doesn't mean they do. People have layers, and you mostly only ever see the outside. Don't judge your inner layers based on someone's outer layers, and when it comes down to it, prioritize nurturing your inner layers over your outer layers, because you layers grow around each other. What's outside can thrive if it grows around something healthy. -Don't set yourself up for failure. Even if you think "I don't deserve dry socks," even if you think "I'll probably step in a puddle anyways," don't cause yourself trouble before it finds you. Invest in yourself. -Just because you were raised in a certain environment, or just because you're used to a certain setting, does not mean it's right for you. If you hate something that's everywhere in your current environment, you're allowed to leave. Yes, it might be difficult, but there's no reason to stay in a place that does not let you thrive. -If a task seems overwhelming, break it down into smaller steps. Don't spend the whole time trying to look at the big picture, don't jump ahead to your next task, just focus on the here and now. Move quickly, cut sloppily if you must. Something really worth doing is also worth being done half-assed. -A lot of advertising goes into what you're told you're supposed to do. That 12-step skincare routine, that 8-step program to reinventing your life... sometimes, it's best to break down these things into their essential components and decide what you truly need to keep. -Again, in a similar vein, you're going to receive a few bullshit answers here and there when you're looking for help. People like to complicate things; it makes them look like they know what they're talking about. But don't be afraid to ask for help anyway when you need it, because there are also people who will gladly show you the way. -This last one doesn't really need any explanation, I don't think. Make time for what really matters.
Hi I I am not kidding when I say I need this to become a permanent character. The accent, the sass, the HUSTLE? I need her name, her zodiac sign, I need her to give me the worst reviewed wine tasting because it just seems fitting. This was another amazing video and I loved it❤️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - She shared her lifelong knowledge, even from her 5th grade, made me feel like I am a gift, gave me dry socks and quoted Phil Dunphy. Couldn't be better!
Gibi I appreciate the effort you put into your videos so much. Your attention to detail in your props, script, acting etc isn’t lost on us or taken for granted!
I feel like this character went to a Chinese restaurant, saw the fortune from her cookie, and thought, " I know what kinda business I want to run." Welp! Here we go!
Oooo I really liked this life advice coach character! You reminded me of my east coast crew and now being west coast Las Vegas, this was a treat ☺️ Thank you for being so creative & always keeping it real Gibi, you really are the best 🫶💐
I was just rewatching your worst reviewed videos a few days ago, and hoping for them to return!! I'm so happy!! (and also a little freaked out, like what are the odds-)
This is 100% what every small-town therapist sounds like, and you can't find a new one because it's the only "medical" facility for 15 miles so you're stuck with the one that's busted
7:37 that life advice gave me chills, it was the most enlightening, epiphany causing, toe curling, mind blowing advice I have ever seen in my life. I never knew that I have been sinking in my pee the whole time.
"it cant possibly be that everywhere in the world is stinky stinky, that's you baby" best advice I've heard in my entire 15 years of living, thank you gibi
Bro she is besttttttt Like she created best HUMOUR ASMR If u pay attention in hearing rather than sleeping u are gonna burst into laugh She gave us a comedy show with peaceful voice 😂😂😂🩷💀 Love u gibi❤
I literally keep coming back to this one because I have not seen the ending yet. I keep falling asleep. Every. Time. I'm watching earlier in the night today in hopes of seeing the end
When someone asks my sign or says I looke like a Scorpio or Geminj, I go straight faced and go "I'm a September." Greatest thing to do to someone who likes star signs and stuff.
GUYS THEY HAVE MEANINGS Today is a gift-value every day Pee sink-release not drown in worries Spaghetti-live in the moment, treat yourself nicely Crap shoes-reflect on yourself once in a while Onions-looks isn’t everything Socks-don’t hang onto things that make you be a worst person Sand-I have no idea sorry Measure- (it’s actually the other way around) be careful when doing things Lemonade-things can be changed and doesn’t have to be the way it looks like it is
I wish ASMR helped me sleep. It's too stimulating for my ADHD brain and my concussion recovery. But Gibi is SO entertaining. That NY accent is fantastic!
I've never been to a life advice person before so I have no clue what it's supposed to be like. So for me, this is the best rated life advice I've ever recieved. Thank you Gibi for your deep wisdom. 😌
“How did you find my business?”
Ad scrawled on a bathroom wall. Seemed legit though.
That was my guess too!
Sounds like something you see everyday in the girls bathroom lol
"Come in, it's in or out!"
Gibi talking to us like we're cats made my day. 😂
Literally me to my cats when going to the bathroom
@@britt12whatNow I want Gibi to do a whole video in which she talks to us like we're cats. 😁
@@Satellite_Of_Love LOL that would be hilarious
Cats😂
AM I WRONG
Worst reviewed episodes have become some of my favorites
Mine too
mine too!!
same, worst reviewed spa facial is one of my all time favorite videos of hers
The worst haircut one is cool too.
Aldo Tatyana videos are PEAK
@@actinium_omg mines to I was watching that the other day 😂😭
“Don’t be upsetti have some spaghetti 🍝”
I love it 😭😭
Don't forget it's demonstrational spaget otherwise you will be upset
Spaghetti heals all
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
"thou shalt not get upsetti, thou shalt havest spaghetti" - Jesus (probably) @@JosephWindsor52535
This is the best advice!!
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons."
Life: I have been utterly bamboozled.
Lemons are not naturally occuring and were made by crossbreeding a bitter orange and a citron. WHICH MEANS: LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED IT ALL BY OURSELVES
When God gives you lemons, find a new God! - PowerThirst
Sounds like smth Phil said
Phil did say it
Lemons we’re made by humans 🤓
"I'm comin' Hank! I'm comin'" That got me.
"I haven't seen my husband in five years" 😂😂
“It’s better to pee in the sink, than sink in the pee.”
Not me actually having to pee when she started using the water😂
BJASHJAS NOOOO
Sounds like a Katya quote
I swear I’ve heard a different version of this joke… It just won’t cum to me
@@tazgirl_ "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"
@@papa.scabby you errr… missed my joke completely didn’t you
Timestamps
00:00 - Entry-interview
02:30 - Qualifications for advice-giving
04:15 - Changing of life
04:30 - Wise saying #1 + Present box tapping sounds
05:38 - Wrapping you as a gift
07:28 - Wise saying #2 + Water sounds
08:35 - Wise saying #3 + Elastic Spaghetti sounds
10:38 - Wise saying #4 + Shoe sounds
12:40 - Wise saying #5 + Onion sounds
15:30 - Wise saying #6 + Sock sounds
17:20 - Wise saying #7 + Sand sounds
19:20 - Wise saying #8 + Measuring & cutting sounds
20:40 - Wise saying #9 + Lemon sounds
22:40 - Expert advice about bubbles
24:40 - Wise saying #10
25:00 - Reunion with Hank
25:18 - Outro
Hi from Amsterdam!
Hi @mennoberghuis, thanks for the time stamps.
I care about u.
How're you doing?
I love you
hi from romania
@@shh3314UWU U LIKE THEM
Tysm! I love you kind of people 🫶🏻
"I am located in a residential apartment building, who does that?"
Me: *Shrugging while sneaking magazines under my shirt from the waiting room table*
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
@JosephWindsor52535 ok?? Thanks???
@@JosephWindsor52535im fine thanks
@@JosephWindsor52535 What does any of this have to do with Jesus and Christ? I have no intention to mock or hate on either you or Jesus, but time and place man.
@@wuyyahaha prob talking to a bot rn
I absolutely love the accent you put on for these, it's silly and cool. It really gives the video a unique and humorous character. I find that the accent almost gives me tingles too.
the oh boy, you will love New Jersey 😂
@@HotEatTheFood I do
I love it when Gibi includes Spongebob references in some of her asmr videos. It's hilarious and it's a fun nod to my favorite childhood show and always puts a smile on my face!"
loved the SpongeBob reference ❤❤❤❤
13:16 Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers 🧅
Just finished playing Shrek in the musical like three weeks ago
Getting all the memories from this bit of the video honestly
@ihave69frosties My husband was Shrek nearly a decade ago haha. Musical theatre is where we met
Found this one under a kurtis Connor video talking abt the divorced breakdancing dad 😀 definitely needed this little reset lmao
I just came from that video 😅
Same!
I just saw that video too lel
kurtis connor wasn't Lizard in the spiderman movies?
"Some people really need the green card" Gibi 💀💀
Yeah I agree sum people people really need that green card 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤘🏻
Exactly what I needed today I've just had a fight with my parent and I find it extremely calming that someone wants me to get my life together and wants to give me advice.
How are u feeling now? I also had a fight with my mom. It sucks 😢
So I am a mom, maybe I can help?
Terrible, terrible advice
I’m so sorry love I hope you’re doing okay! You’ve got this are we are here for you ❤
@@Cindy12345ful I'm doing better. Honestly I really needed a good sleep to let go of that stress.
“You do need life help” 😂😂 ACCURATE
XD
"Life partner.. for people who need green card"
LMFAO
"i don't like sand, its coarse and rough and it gets everywhere" truly some phenomenal life advice
@Te.le.gr.am.me.Gibi_ASMR1 would you not?
Right then, what can we learn from this?
-Take each day one step at a time. It's all good and well to make plans for the future, but if that seems too overwhelming, just focus on the here and now. Learn from the past, but don't dwell on it. You only get this day once.
-Don't ignore your body's signals when you need something. It might seem socially unacceptable to some to prioritize your needs, even in a desperate situation, but it's better to look after yourself immediately than become overwhelmed by all the needs you've ignored. Listen to your hunger, your exhaustion, and follow it to the best of your ability.
-In a similar vein, if you think you hate everyone, try eating something.
-Reflect on your own choices in habits. If you've had one bad interview, one bad relationship, anything of the sort, then you've just had a bad experience. It happens sometimes. But if "all your exes were crazy," you need to reflect on yourself, because you are the common denominator.
-Just because you or anyone else looks like they have their life together doesn't mean they do. People have layers, and you mostly only ever see the outside. Don't judge your inner layers based on someone's outer layers, and when it comes down to it, prioritize nurturing your inner layers over your outer layers, because you layers grow around each other. What's outside can thrive if it grows around something healthy.
-Don't set yourself up for failure. Even if you think "I don't deserve dry socks," even if you think "I'll probably step in a puddle anyways," don't cause yourself trouble before it finds you. Invest in yourself.
-Just because you were raised in a certain environment, or just because you're used to a certain setting, does not mean it's right for you. If you hate something that's everywhere in your current environment, you're allowed to leave. Yes, it might be difficult, but there's no reason to stay in a place that does not let you thrive.
-If a task seems overwhelming, break it down into smaller steps. Don't spend the whole time trying to look at the big picture, don't jump ahead to your next task, just focus on the here and now. Move quickly, cut sloppily if you must. Something really worth doing is also worth being done half-assed.
-A lot of advertising goes into what you're told you're supposed to do. That 12-step skincare routine, that 8-step program to reinventing your life... sometimes, it's best to break down these things into their essential components and decide what you truly need to keep.
-Again, in a similar vein, you're going to receive a few bullshit answers here and there when you're looking for help. People like to complicate things; it makes them look like they know what they're talking about. But don't be afraid to ask for help anyway when you need it, because there are also people who will gladly show you the way.
-This last one doesn't really need any explanation, I don't think. Make time for what really matters.
Well dang..
her advice makes sm more sense now 😭
The dry socks suggestion was mine! Glad it made it in! (It's genuinely good advice).
I changed my socks after hearing this.
More "worst reviewed" vids please! Your worst reviewed makeup artist is my go-to.
I like the hair cut salon and the spa treatment
Same!
The life advices we never knew we needed
"And we didn't ask for", I'd say if we didn't click on the video 😶
But here we are
Didnt expect her to actually wrap me up like a present
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons." I got that reference! The wise Phil said that.
life is quaking
4:38 - I recognize a Kung-Fu Panda quote when I hear it!
I feel like this is what Gina Linetie (from Brooklyn 99) is doing now
Omg yesssss
I need a video of a friend making you in sims but asmr. With lots of personal attention and examining your face. Please make this happen 😭
An ASMR artist willing to make their room feel like the ride back home from the beach. Now that's dedication.😂🌴❤
Oh my God, I've been rewatching. The same worst reviewed facial video from 2 years ago I'm so happy you made a new one!!!
The sand bit 😭😭 ohhh Anakin
I HaTe SaNd PaDmE.
This channel is such a gem. I've converted my best friend into a asmr addict thanks to your content ❤
Did she just quote master Oogway
Yes, yes she did 😂
6:06 That drop was more graceful than it needed to be
Hi I I am not kidding when I say I need this to become a permanent character. The accent, the sass, the HUSTLE? I need her name, her zodiac sign, I need her to give me the worst reviewed wine tasting because it just seems fitting. This was another amazing video and I loved it❤️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - She shared her lifelong knowledge, even from her 5th grade, made me feel like I am a gift, gave me dry socks and quoted Phil Dunphy. Couldn't be better!
Love the “worst reviewed” stuff, huge fan
Tried Tatyana videos yet?
Very important series
Gibi I appreciate the effort you put into your videos so much. Your attention to detail in your props, script, acting etc isn’t lost on us or taken for granted!
7:37 :”it’s better to pee in the sink, than sink in the pee…” 😂bro WTF
ok but imagine if it was the OG quote 💀
This is so funny yet somehow relaxing at the same time
I feel like this character went to a Chinese restaurant, saw the fortune from her cookie, and thought, " I know what kinda business I want to run." Welp! Here we go!
Oooo I really liked this life advice coach character! You reminded me of my east coast crew and now being west coast Las Vegas, this was a treat ☺️ Thank you for being so creative & always keeping it real Gibi, you really are the best 🫶💐
Im from the east coast and moved west a year ago. I’m not on the coast, I miss the ocean. Haha
Ive been rewatching the worst reviewed spa every night im so glad you did another worst reviewed!!
OMG 😂 THE SAND one got off guard (ofc its Anakin) ❤ The most relatable answer i heard today.
ITS OVER ANAKIN, IVE GOT THE HIGH GROUND!!!
"hold me Ani like you did on Naboo"
@@S.I.M.P123 i hateee youuuu
I have a feeling this will be a classic
I was just rewatching your worst reviewed videos a few days ago, and hoping for them to return!! I'm so happy!! (and also a little freaked out, like what are the odds-)
1:10 THIS SCARED ME SO MUCH LOL THE ACCURACY I just closed my eyes to start trying to fall asleep but hearing this woke me up so fast
You spent the whole video dunkin' on me, and yet it was incredibly relaxing
"..Life partner, ...Some people really need the green card." 😭💀
“I’m coming Hank, I’m coming.”
luv that part😭
omg my favorite type of roleplays (with the fastest asmr) !!!! i literally watch these every other day.
So so happy you made a new one for the serie 🥹
Love these vids so much. Not even effected by asmr anymore , I just find them really funny xD
It’s the anakin quote for me. It’s in my daily quotable phrases rotation.
THE ONION ASMR WAS SO GOOD 😩 I could watch a whole video of that
i was so surprised 😂 its so nice
"Oh my god, you found my services" is giving big "money laundering front" vibes and I'm here for it
“These are on me… that’ll be extra through”
The sand quote got me 😂😂 such wise advice
It's from Star Wars, hehe.
whats that
OMG YESSSS
YESSSSS!!!!! been waiting ages for another worst review I really missed this and can't wait for more :).
I can’t explain why but awkward/slightly unhinged yet completely confident characters like this make the best ASMR.
Okay but I loved the placing-something-on-head trigger, would love to see more of it! 🫶
I loved the reference to Kung-fu Panda ! ❤😂
I think she’s the reason I’m sleeping 20h per day😴😴😴
🤯
what is your secret, i can’t sleep for the life of me anymore and i used to be just like you!
I think that's called depression
@@Licensedbeast it can also be CFS/ME
Idiopathic hypersomnia? No no, Gibigenic hypersomnia.
"Oh my God, why didn't I listen to my own advice?"
Story of my life 😂
Not me getting some serious Reigen vibes from Mob Psycho lol love it
This is most likely my favoirite asmr video so far
This is 100% what every small-town therapist sounds like, and you can't find a new one because it's the only "medical" facility for 15 miles so you're stuck with the one that's busted
I'm on my fourth visit, but the "have same spaguetti", still hits really deep.
I loved the “When life gives you lemonade… make lemons”. Actually your reasoning “to confuse life” was inspiring. 😂
could you make one of these asmr roleplays but what the character is expecting us to say is put on screen before they ask?
*👇🏻 Early team (24 hours)*
Yep
I think it’s time for you to go to bed
@@D5J_editzzno it's time to stop reading that top comment 😂
Hey Hey Hey whats supppppp
Here
“I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere” caught me off guard. That is such a funny reference to hear in asmr.
I just love "worst reviwed asmr", I was just wathing gibi "worst reviwed spa" and saw this one! Thank you!
I’m a Gemini 😂
Gemini babies assemble
What?
7:37 that life advice gave me chills, it was the most enlightening, epiphany causing, toe curling, mind blowing advice I have ever seen in my life. I never knew that I have been sinking in my pee the whole time.
Unironically the wisest thing she said was that wisdom can be found anywhere.
01:25 “some people really need the green card” wow 😭 (10/10 line I couldn’t have imagined anything better
You stay relavent that speaks for its self. Your work is good. Proud of you. ASMR helps people. Thanks.
Not the oogway quote right after my life gets called unsatisfactory 😭
I’m not sleepy…bc this is so funny thank you gibi
"Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery, and today is a gift. Thats why we call it the present." Is like the only actual true advice
Why did the "Sink in the Pee" trigger actually give me maddd tingles??? Can we get that again in a Rare Triggers vid?
no joke, the onion bit had some of the absolute best sounds i´ve heard in a while, but it would be downright cruel to ask for more
Your amazing at making me feel better
"it cant possibly be that everywhere in the world is stinky stinky, that's you baby"
best advice I've heard in my entire 15 years of living, thank you gibi
“These are on me. That’ll be extra though” 😂 17:08
I love how whenever Gibi tries to make a bad, rude or otherwise unpleasant character they always turn out incredibly charismatic anyways
why is this my favorite asmr character of all time
Bro she is besttttttt
Like she created best HUMOUR ASMR
If u pay attention in hearing rather than sleeping u are gonna burst into laugh
She gave us a comedy show with peaceful voice 😂😂😂🩷💀
Love u gibi❤
This whole video was gold. You really got me with the bubbles. I knew exactly where you were going 😂
I literally keep coming back to this one because I have not seen the ending yet. I keep falling asleep. Every. Time. I'm watching earlier in the night today in hopes of seeing the end
Nope I just woke up hours later still not knowing the end. Next time...
I finally did it. I saw the bubble blowing Spongebob technique and it was so worth staying up till 2
i loved the measuring and cutting, you should use that with a tailor asmr! i think it'd be awesome :)
I love these videos. Worst Reviewed are some of my favorite Gibi ASMR videos along with the FASTEST series.
When someone asks my sign or says I looke like a Scorpio or Geminj, I go straight faced and go
"I'm a September."
Greatest thing to do to someone who likes star signs and stuff.
“Oh you found my service”
Ya it was in a back ally with the words “don’t come, horrible advice.” But it was $1 so it seemed legit enough
GUYS THEY HAVE MEANINGS
Today is a gift-value every day
Pee sink-release not drown in worries
Spaghetti-live in the moment, treat yourself nicely
Crap shoes-reflect on yourself once in a while
Onions-looks isn’t everything
Socks-don’t hang onto things that make you be a worst person
Sand-I have no idea sorry
Measure- (it’s actually the other way around) be careful when doing things
Lemonade-things can be changed and doesn’t have to be the way it looks like it is
I wish ASMR helped me sleep. It's too stimulating for my ADHD brain and my concussion recovery. But Gibi is SO entertaining. That NY accent is fantastic!
It’s back! We need a worse review nail salon next
I freakin love worst reviewed type videos. The attitude is hilarious😂
“Tomorrow is a mystery. You never know what’s going to happen.”
My anxiety: “That’s the heckin problem!!” 😅
I LOVE these worst reviewed videos. It’s been such a while!! This character is always super entertaining
I've never been to a life advice person before so I have no clue what it's supposed to be like. So for me, this is the best rated life advice I've ever recieved. Thank you Gibi for your deep wisdom. 😌