ASMR | WORST Reviewed Make-Up Salon
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- čas přidán 21. 08. 2019
- Inspired by the many Worst/One Star Reviewed makeup / nail salon / etc videos that were then made into many ASMR counterparts! My favorites below :D
Come on in....if you want????? Please leave a review.
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"She told me I'm not that comfortable"
-The chair
Yessss
F
@@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx F
😅
F
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"She wouldnt touch me"
-the primer
Rolling THUNDAAAAAAA
ROLING THUNDERRR
@@lynx4750 yes
RoLING THUNDDDDD
Rolling THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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“The highlight she gave me was so strong it blinded the man trying to kidnap my pet rat”
-Linguini from Ratatouille
Omg no remi
😭😭😭😭😭
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The wedding was horror themend, so everybody was impressed with my pennywise makeup. A perfect service.
- a person that likes cosplay
cap
that’s such a pretty tanjiro pic 😭😭
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“There was no manager to speak to”
-Karen
I'm just happy she didn't go full blown Karen. . .
I love this 😂
Literally this is every Karen
bro i read your name as mikeywayy.... im too fucking emo
Oh god, screw you 😂😂
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"I keep trying to warn the customers who keep coming in but they just don't seem to listen."
-The spider on the wall
Seeing the "Spider On The Wall" no joke got the song stuck in my head! XD
Underrated comment 🤣
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA BEST ONE BY FAR
Seeing The Spider On The Wall Made Me Get Memories Of The Song The Spider On The Wall By GHOST
Poor spider.
This is honestly my favorite video to fall asleep to and has been since it came out. I'd love for another one of these to be made with this voice. BUT IMAGINE. This same audio. Exactly the same. But a video where Gibi is on the opposite end, being the one getting her makeup done by this lovely character.
I've come back often too and your idea is amazing, I always wish I could see the other person. This would be so awesome, I wish @GibiASMR saw your idea!
That needs to be a reality
I just LOVE your idea!
She should totes see this comment like omgg
Legit my favourirte one to this day.
@@PogiAmiga_Sesshomaru
Same,
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“Pulled off half of my skin with the lint roller, hasn’t grown back yet”
-hospitalised client of the make up salon
God daamn😭
Ugh, how picky you are
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"there was nothing on me"
-the calander
Saw no comments and just wanted to say how good your pfp looks!
@@namis6925 thank you !!
@@myballsitch2060 aye np!! Gotta say it cause it's true
the ✨ c a l a n d e r ✨
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“She called me blush”
-angry highlighter
Lmao
💀💀💀
@Private_sergent 1 pardon 😀
@Private_sergent 1 idiot*
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"She called us a blush DUO"
-The two blushes who hate each other
haha
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"She breathed."
-every teacher during a test
Ikr
Love the icon
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“She’s the best makeup artist in the city, She uses unique application utensils.”
- totally not the owner
Oh my god
LMAO 😂
Its because its the only makeup salon in the city
Hehehheehhe
My life as GretchenBOB GO BACK TO WORK
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“She didnt let me speak to the manager”
-Karen
molzezzagoals 😂
Omg 😂😂😂
StrangerThingsFan is d
P
molzezzagoals Respect the drop Karen
Respect the drip karen
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"She matched my skin tone perfectly."
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
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“Noot noot noot noot, noot
noot noot noot noot.”
- Pingu
underrated comment
OMG THAT SHOW WAS MY CHILDHOOD
@@phantomgames5834 same 😭
I LOVE THAT SHOW SM
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“Used a paint brush I felt like a canvas”
-artist
I fElT tHaT 😩😩😩
LiTeRaLlY
@@reyj2532 *Y eSsI r*
Missed the chance to say
-Bob Ross
bitch you make gacha you ain't no artist lmaooooo
cuckichi ouma I love art and I love doing gatcha life if they like gatcha and art then do that
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“She made me jealous.”
-the bride
Lol
00:01 to 01:45 - Waiting/Making an appointment
1:45 to 2:54 - insulting you/explain what you want
2:54 to 3:24 - sitting down/whispering
3:24 to 4:57 - Cleaning Your Face (Lint Roller)
4:56 to 5:50 - Face Cream (soap?)
5:50 to 8:10 - Foundation
8:10 to 9:44 - Blush
9:44 to 10:38 - Highlight
10:38 to 11:37 - Powder
11:37 to 13:10 - Bronzer
13:10 to 15:10 - Eyebrow Tweezing
15:10 to 16:27 - filling in your eyebrows
16:27 to 18:20 - Eyeshadow
18:20 to19:40 - Eyeliner
19:40 to 21:05 - Lashes
21:05 to 22:50 - mascara
22:50 to 25:32 - Lipstick/Gloss
25:32 to 25:53 - Blend
25:53 to 26:16 - Eye drops
26:16 to 26:32 - Spray
26:32 to 27:44 - Perfume
27:44 to 28:45 - Payment
28:45 to 29:00 - Outro
Yyyyyyyyyyÿ
THANK YOU
i appreciate this
Thanks
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“She kept looking at me weird and licking the tissue. The makeup was ok, but overall a gross experience.”
-someone who wrote a real review
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“The bride was not jealous”
-Jealous bridesmaid
my most favourite review so far 😂💀
Love it XD
AJR is the best❤
I don't get it
@@urmuddah3689 I-
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“she gave me back my eyebrows”
-Mona Lisa
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Username matches up
-Mona Lisa's satisfied customer
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“She fixed my robotic wooden baby I created”
-Leonardo da Vinci
@@lankyboi2521 where tf is mario
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
“She made me dumb”
-Albert Einstein
Ok this is not very relevant to the joke buuuUUUUUUUT- the reason Gioconda appears to have such a big fore-head is because she shaved off her eyebrows and a bit of her hair since having a big fore-head at that time was considered pretty and was a sign of wisdom. Anyways, this is really useless but I wanted to share this since I learned this in my art class the other day HHhHhHh (the joke was funny btw so pls dont r/woosh me-)
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“I walked out looking beautiful and flawless, and she was so gentle!”
-someone who currently has a gun to their head and was told to leave a good review.
LMAO
That’s good humor my dude
ITS 12;32 AT NIGHT I SHOULDN’T LAUGH THIS LOUD-
Had to do the ; so it won’t mark it as 12:32 in the vid -^-
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“She is helping me get places! I love her.”
-Covid-19
True
I thought I was the only person who thought that
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
This is actually so funny
Bruh
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"Painted me like a French girl. I loved it."
- an art enthusiast
Mindy' Chilling I was expecting “paint me like one of your French girls”
Whats wrong with french girls ? 😕🤣
-Rose
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''I had to close''
-the eyes
LMAOOO
Lol
No one:
Me wanting Gibi to show the camera’s finished look
Girl/boy same
The camera after all the powder ☁️👁👄👁☁️
Lol same
lmao
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“I’m not really sure what happened but she’s pretty hot so 5 stars”
-random guy who stumbled in
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“Used a white foundation on me when I’m obviously black, but otherwise great.”
-Lilhuddy
Lmao lilhuddy us bae
Omg hahahaha 😂😂😂
it was already funny and then it just got better
BHAHAHAHA
Lmfao 😂
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she told me to close my eyes but i didn't close them hoping she'd get glue in my eyes and make me go blind. she yelled at me to close them, glad to know that she cares about me.
- a depressed teen
Dam this is deeeep 😳
why does this have so many like this is the dumbest comment I've ever written 💀
@@brbcallingsora it's... interesting?
@@maddisongibson1570 ig so lmao
555th like.
111 more to go!
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“I could see her shoulders!”
-a school administrator
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“My mom and dad said it looks AMAZING!”
-Person with a blind mom and dad
or an orphan..
@@sh_bequietreal1013 😨✋
@@sh_bequietreal1013 👁️👄👁️
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“I just liked the accent”
-random tourist who saw her yelling down the street
I like this one
BISH WHERE at her ex boyfriend calling him a rat
omg same, i love her accent as well
"OOH I LIKE YA ACCENT WHERE YA FROM?"
"I'm Liberian."
"oops my bad. I like ya accent where ya from?"
Jersey accent if you're wondering
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“I was told to give 5 stars or I’d die”
-Me
Lmao
Meh
O_O
ALL THIS TIME IT WAS JUST THAT EASY
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"I wanted to die"
666 likes...
1k
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“Very well done make-up. Love the look.”
-Someone who was paid in exchange for writing a good review.
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“She sucks at this game.”
-Candy Crush
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"Wife came out looking like Krusty the Clown, always loved the Simpsons."
-Satisfied Husband
Lmao
Your wife: “HEY, HEY!” 🤡 -laughs- 😂👌🏼
Kat Bat BRUH
Charmed_ Smile 😂
Charmed_ Smile this is a highly experienced commenter..
nice job man
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“For some reason she kept whispering and tapping things.”
-person who doesn’t know what ASMR is
PAHAHA
Lol
Lmaooo
LOL
Ikr😂😂
I love that she won't touch the primer because it's "too sticky" but like 30 seconds earlier she was grabbing and rubbing her hands on a lint roller
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„She reminds me of my friend”
„I dont like my friend”
-Me
This seems like the type of character to burn you with a curling iron on purpose
Oddly specific but definitely correct
And then sue you
Stealthy and then sue you again for thinking about sueing back
Have had that happen before and I gotta say,,, accurate.
She picking and eating her own lice
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“Left with no eyebrows”
-Mona Lisa
This comment is underrated
That's pretty good
Then again, started with none.
I got that Angelica reference 😂
666 likes
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"Her shoulders are showing"
-Literally every teacher
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"Applied my highlighter with a paintbrush"
-Person who has never put highlighter on before
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“You’re doing great sweetie”
-kris Jenner
underrated
That's my brother
Shriya hiking I
Son?
I think I passed when I looked my mirror because I looked like this :💀
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“loved the part where she lint rolled the dirt off my face”
~john stamos
So she rolled off my face
Have mercy
SCREAMING
Danny did it all the time
@@42subscribersnovideos67 True that 😂
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"Her makeup products were so good, that they made me look green! wow!"
- random shrek stan
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“she stole my lint roller and would not clean up after herself”
-Levi ⚔️
OMG THAT'S SOMETHING LEVI WOULD ACTUALLY SAY- 💀
YESSSSSS🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲
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“She didn’t use any of my products.”
- Kylie Jenner
- Tati
Jeffry star
-James charles
For some reason, I knew immediately that it was Kylie Jenner you were talking about. I basically heard her name once on TV but that’s it. How the hell did I guessed that? I don’t know. Jeez, this is weird...
I guessed it right It was Kylie Jenner
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*"i ate her beauty blender and left."*
-satisfied customer 2019
Hey I saw Ur comment on the middle skl vid 😂😂💗
@@daani-zk3nd lol 🙄🙄
@@aestheticlyugly8283 y the 🙄🙄 wot did I do lolll
@@daani-zk3nd lmao wrong emoji i meant 😂😂 sorry ❤
@@aestheticlyugly8283 it's ok lmao 😂
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“She assumed I wanted sparkles”
-person who didn’t want sparkles
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“PJ never came back with me.”
-the big gulp
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“She called me a instagram model”
-Someone who only uses facebook
😂
i just heard that
Some moms
XDDDD
I just heard that when I saw this comment
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"The comment section was a blast"
- Girl who should be sleeping
Why you gotta expose me like that
priscilla maldonado ikr like come on Argena
SAME. You are my spirit animal.
Bro what- exposed me like that damn
This is exactly what I’m doing right now. And I agree the comment section really was a blast. 5 stars would come back.
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“There’s now makeup all over my mask.”
- Ranboo
Hello fellow smp fan✌glad to see I'm not the only one with good taste
This should not have been as funny as it was
RANBOO? MR BOO? RANBOOB?
@@Shortcakedraws nuuuuuuu lol dont call him ranboob XDDDD
@@raizar4751 yesssssss i have been summoned
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“She ripped of my eyebrow with that lint roller.”
-A human
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“She was showing to much shoulder and clearly distracting the male customers”
- The Public School System’s Dress Code
@Rachele Remy
YESSSSSSSSSS
I got dress coded one day bc I was wearing tights even tho I had and over sized t-shirt on. TwT
Your comment was just underneath another dress code joke lol
My school banned ripped jeans... But only for girls they said they were "tOo PrOvOcOtIvE" but like.... Whaa?
Oof.
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"My face doesn't have lint on it anymore, very lint free. Am happy with this."
-A very delinted customer
“Delinted” haha
Top notch pun my dude
Tried so hard not to lol as my bf was asleep next to me
This reads like a Donald trump tweet lmaooo
Quantum Joss I mean of course
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I’ve never had so much color in my skin!
-very pleased vampire
-completely different comment area-
I find it amazing how Gibi can go from being the nicest person ever to the meanest person ever like 👏that!
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"She called me ugly!"
-Me who was actually slightly offended LMAO
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SHE WAS USING A PLASTIC STRAW
-Dead Sea turtle
it was the kind of straw that's dishwasher safe and that comes with the cup
Liv asmr Ik it was a joke!😂
Sskskskkskskskskskskskskksksk
Liv asmr yea
Hard plastic
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“It tasted terrible, IT WAS TOO DRY.”
-Gordon Ramsay
“Your a FUCKING IDIOT SANDWICH”
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?!!?!?!?!
RAWWW
RED KITCHEN, COME HERE!
YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN IT IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY xD
"do you have any skin sensitivities?"
me: yeah actually-
"you'll be fine"
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“She is a carbon based life form”
-Alien
“let me just get these fuzzies off” what in the jacklyn hill-
There should be 100x the likes lmao
oop
I’m going to say that like it is my religion what in the jacklyn hill is going on here!?
What the jacklyn hill are you doing!?
Who in the jacklyn hill do you think you are!?
... it’s perfect
Gibi ASMR yoooo 😭 she responded i feel special 🥰
And I oop-
u so shady for that but it has me rolling 💀
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"I had to clean someone's face. THAT IS NOT MY DESIGNATED USE. "
- Lint Roller
Hahahahaha
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After 2 years, I'm still coming back
- Very asleep ASMR watcher
U asleep rn bro?
Also nice pan frog in pfp :)
@@justtherandomguy thanks💕 and I actually was 🤣
@@xena.lem0n :O hope you enjoyed the sleeping :D
@@justtherandomguy thanks 😊
@@xena.lem0n :D
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- The highlight that was called a blush
☆
"THE FOUNDATION IS RAW"
-Gordon Ramsey
Nebu The Trąber
This comment is very underrated
It's bland
R A W
Did you find that special...
... *L A M B S A U C E*
Ronald McDonald cringe
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She gave me white foundation even though I’m black...whatever
-WoahVicky
“These pussy ass hoes could neva”
💀
*WEEZE*
If WoahVicky was upset about the foundation, why would she give 5 stars? Lol
U have 869 likes ;)
I always come back to this video; it has everything; the accent, the breathing, slight pauses and the sticky roller trigger scratches an itch in my brain
My grandma is sick and she literally loves you she always says she's gonna spend her last days watching you 💗 keep up the good work💖
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"Came in black, left white,"
-Michael Jackson
this made me wheeze LMAO😂😂
“I think it’s kind of a look! I’m getting sexy skeleton realness” - also Michael Jackson
Hee Hee
I’m actually wheezing😂
Whee hee zing
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“She has tissues”
-person in 2020 who has NO TOILET PAPER
Awele Anyamele 😭
I miss the toilet paper
Sun set
That sounds weird 😂
Littie Pebbie,1000th like!
Emma Edwards holy crap! thank you so much!!!!!!! 🥺💞💞 I really appreciate it ☺️✨🧚🏽♂️ and from the rest of you guys!
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“She messes with her hair like I do! :D”
-my 10 year old self lmao
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"She was playing Candy Crush"
- CEO of Subway Surfers
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“Said I looked like a sexy skeleton”
-person who hasn’t received a compliment in 5 years (until now)
POV: you're a a boy
@@kayy-03 pov: Hi
@@kayy-03 Pov: I'm typing out this comment after reading your comment
@@jamespaganimationyt3835 pov hi
@@HR-fr6oz pov hi
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“The children will love me!!”
-a satisfied clown
Gacha Celetix Nobody needs makeup to be a clown.
@@Maddie-lc5ii Huh?
Suddenly became the actor from "It" 👍
hey don't steal my reviews
@@Maddie-lc5ii 😂😂😂😂
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"Gibi was being so violent and agressive with me"
-The make-up brush
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She let me apply the perfume myself!
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“Never looked better”
-The Camera
LMAO
i don’t get these comments
@@melody-ql6ty the format is
Star rating 1-5
Why they gave the rating
- who gave the rating
theuglyfruit ugly fruit thank youuu
Holy Child of God thank you
Gibi : "I could fix your face for you."
Me : I highly doubt that.
X to doubt
Impossible
Now we’re UgLy RaTs WiTh MaKe-Up
Akari_ Tales
Gibi: i think i can fix your face
Me: are you sure about that
Gibi: totally
Me: im really boutta get you pickle chien a boy
Neew jacksfilms series "fix your face"
The makeup: ⭐
The ASMR: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Your face and your voice is fantastic at 2:40, specially yeah sure. I love you videoes Gibi.
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"She said "rush hour" even though she earlier said they were no appointments on the calendar and had an annoying smile "
-Barney
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“She didn’t give me a mirror I don’t know what I look like”
-a scared customer
Sam this is one of the best ones😂
Lol
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“She told me to close my eyes so I don’t go blind”
-A blind customer
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"She lost me"
-That eyelash
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"She forced me to stop drinking water"
-the beautician
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“Wait this isnt my swamp”
-Lost Shrek
🤣
Azurite I’m sorry I made it uneven.. I made is 691...😭😖 but I wanna like it cause I relate to shrekk
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“She used me on a face.”
-The Paintbrush
this meeds more likesss
Hahahha
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"She didn't contour my nose"
-Voldemort
LOVING this accent, pleaseeee make the next worst review with a similar accent
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"she's already lied about three appointments today"
- the calender
OUCH
love your pfp finally someone who watches Asmr andddd the dsmp. Very specific
@@bombofloo ofc ofc bestie
⟟ see niki ⟟ sub
What appointments 😂
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“I rated one star because everyone else did.”
-Jake from State Farm
Big Brain
HELL YESH BESH ÒwÓ
THIS IZ LIFE! kiribaku iz syill better doe sowwy QwQ.
XD
No one like this ever it’s 666
Not Here LIKE A GOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!! What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?? Uhhh kackys? She sounds hideous... well she’s a dude so. Am I the only one who remembers this ad
Not Here lol
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“She said I didn’t have an appointment so I asked to speak to the manager and she said there was no manager”
-Karen
i love that the range of “worst reviewed ______” characters is ‘nice but incompetent’ to ‘actively wanted for maiming people’
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Her accent Is really familiar
- someone who went to a bad dentist
mrs. Applegate be more cHILL
How to Identify a Musical fan:
-theyre profile pic
-theyre name is a reference/lyric/quote from a musical
-they comment a reference
-they're happy when they find a fellow musical fan in the comment section
Underrated comment XDD
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"She told me to close my eyes"
- the blind person
peppa pig such an underrated commen
@@NOTa_virtuoso hey there i see that cute little korean boy in your profile pic 😏 what up ARMY
XD
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“She told the customers I was small”
-spider on the ceiling
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“She didn’t match my skin town 😭”
- the blue sponge
God bless ✝️💖