Every Online Gamer Ever
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- čas přidán 19. 07. 2020
- You ever hop into your evening match and suddenly the sun's rising? This is EVERY ONLINE GAMER EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Written By: Kurt Maloney
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
Production Assistant: Jacqui Jones
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Original Song By: Tommy Bowe
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
Director of Branded Content: Chris Mathieu
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I genuinely couldn’t tell if the sponsor at the start was part of the skit or not lmao.
Might as well of been
It was a sponsor just check the description
me to LMAO
Lol It is its in the description
Cayuga oh no, I knew it was a sponsor after checking the description, just before that I couldn’t tell
Smosh: *tries to sell Alienware to me because they’re being sponsored*
Me: *laughs in too broke to afford*
Don't worry they are a waste of money anyways 👍
Nah U laugh Cus u know if u build a custom one it’s always better 😂😂 there just a waste of money
@@harryschofield2473 yeah u can never go wrong just building your own pc
@@kristerszakis835 true, there is other brands with the same power and less flashy looking for less money
Lmao 😂
I’m the gamer who does what everyone else says because I’m too shy to speak for myself
I'm the gamer who plays solo and follows no one because I don't understand what "they're rushing" means among other phrases in the gaming world, seriously tell me what "they're rushing" means
@@BLANK-tj5ew Rushing means to play aggressively and upfront.
Pulckit Anand thank you
It’s the way of life
Same
i love how they were just typing, like, the whole time, everyone was just typing, who needs a mouse anyway?
Ikn right
I think damian (idk if i spelled his name right) was using a mouse
Cool math game all I need is a keyboard
I ate my mouse
I love how they didn’t mention the price with Alienware
I just looked at the price and holy moly hahaha
It's about average
Or that Alienware was purchased by Dell and isn’t the same company that built its reputation. Dell’s Alienware line is ok, but personally, I prefer Acer’s Predator line.
@@Ashley-my9cq I don't think $5000 AUD is average price for a gaming PC.
@@callum9378 I was about to say my computer 25 times cheaper
Who else thought the advertisement in the beginning was a skit
yeah I was confused, like when's the joke gonna start
Me
Me
IT WASNT A SKIT?
Me!
Damien: *HeAvY bRiTiSh AcCeNt*
Me, a British person: *what is he saying-*
That’s the point
lol
IT'S IN THE DELI
None of those words are in the English dictionary
I play war thunder with someone from Britain, and it's kinda hard to understand him
“Who are you as a person?”
Me: A gamer
"who are you as a person?"
Me: a socially awkward person who plays games even if they're not good at them to feel better about myself
"simplify that..."
Me: a gamer...
Wooowww🤣
Grind
M i n d s e t
I swear I was waiting for the typical “oMg ArE yOu a GiRl?”
I want that in a video
that’s why I’m afraid to speak on voice chat tho
I never got this. I legitimately know more female gamers then I do male gamers. Maybe it's just the circles I run in...
@@nicktheanticlause1313 I wanna be in the circles u r in
JK
khajiit actually I don’t voice chat as often as I used to bc of shit like that
Smosh: promotes alienware
Me: i only have 6.3584 thousand dollars in monopoly money
That's $6,358.40. Nobody counts money in the thousands and adds the tenth decimal place, its just weird.
No u haha funny joke go brrrrrr
Ok so go to Canada
Holy shit you are rich!
You can't get pennies in monopoly money
they didnt mention that one russian that carries everyone.. :(
I thought it was the Asian that carried everyone
@@derpypaws1250 нет.
@@derpypaws1250 its Russians on csgo everyother game is asians
@@andringoaskabar1968 Oh ok
@@derpypaws1250 yeh
By 2020, I thought ‘heavy British accent’ would be a language by now.
When you realize that’s actually more English:
Lol
I'll be honest. I didn't know if the Alienware ad at the start was a skit or real.
Alienware is a joke so I was convinced it was a skit until I read the description box.
U a fax machine
I mean they are owned by Dell so... LOL
@snaplemouton Can you explain why alienware is so bad? I really hope that this doesn't sound like I'm trying to attack you or defend alienware, I don't play pc so have no clue about alienware so couldn't take their side. I just want to know as I was thinking about getting a pc in the future so just wanted to know what to get or stay away from! 😁
M I have a very good gaming pc. I suggest to stay close to evga unless you want to find exactly what you want but personally I evga is the best. I have their third best graphics card in the market and none of my games ever run slow
@@eh5641 Nice, thanks for the info! 😀
4:22
"So let me get this straight. You want me, Prince Zuko, the rightful heir to the throne of the Fire Nation, to put down my honor, put on an apron, and sell tea?"
Iroh: "You're gonna love it. I promise."
And he did. They had a wholesome time with his wholesome uncle and sold some nice tea
Nice one
Prince zuco
Leaves from the vine...
This comment deserves more likes.
i love how theyre actually connected and not just following the script exactly
i love their improvs
I LOVE how Damien is like when they get attacked “ITS AT THE DELI,ITS AT THE DELI“
You forgot the gamer that calls everyone a hacker when they're losing
Or the one with "insane lag man I swear"
“These fucking sweats man oh my god is there someone on pc what the fuuuck”
“STOP USING THE GODDAMNED RIOT SHIELD”
6:00
no they didnt
I couldn't tell if the sponsor at the start was part of the video or not lol
i thought they made it up and then i remembered that it actually exists
It was, under the video there alien ware computers for sale
I’m sooooo sorry. The original is the top comment
I thought the Alienware thing was part of the joke and was super confused by the link in the description
I never realized how pretty Ian’s eyes are
Simp
"dude what's your ping? that's a pretty good ping."
I laughed.
Lord Satire I read this the minute it said it in the video
• That tryhard gamer girl who kills friendly's
• that kid who blames everything on hia team
• that pro player who does not play the damn objective
• that guy who always gets accused of hacking
•that a**holle who hacks in every game and thinks his good
@@jonnyornot2478 °that one player that keeps dying and claims that it was lag and or calls the other player a "hacker"
Hia team
@@marinoanims9235 True xD
I'm all
Damien : “British accent “
British people : I have no idea what he is saying
brrrrrraa pap pap
Yea I know
What do you mean? All he said was RABRAAAA PAP SJOW
@@zeradgamer2401 he said innit? a few times which I know for a fact means isn't it? Over there in the UK pretty sure he said mate too and he said "I fink" which is exactly how all British people say "I think"
@@jaytannerprenzlow8296 init is true but in different places are different accents like different citys so not all sound the same and they say different words
The tryhard one hit a little close to home.
I feel like for the leader it should've been someone who is giving instructions but doesn't have game knowledge.
Thats the back seat gamer, usually its the dead guy that didn't do anything telling people what to do
I thought the intro was a part of the "Every Gamer Ever"
•The Sponser
😂
Aaron Janry Vino nah it would be raid shadow legends not Alienware for the sponsor
Same
Lol the fact that they are saying Alienware is the top of gaming man why wouldn’t you just build a gaming pc
Every online gamer: this doesn’t look like every online gamer
You know they had to work with what they had right? They filmed this in their own homes with limited resources, so ofc its not gonna be super accurate.
@@supercalime He was kidding you know -_-
1:46
Damien: “what up Samarai squad”
Me: *gets flashbacks to coryxkenshin*
Finally, I found a comment
@@atreusix498 lmaoooo
@@chaerszs Imao
He looks like an off brand ninja.
@@greatestrapperalive9606 PLEASE-
Me: "Every Gamer Every, huh? Sounds cool, let's check it out..."
Video: "Thanks to Alienware..."
Me: "Is... is this part of the video?"
Video: "We are sponsored, this is a SPONSORED video"
Me: "Hmm, still can't tell to be honest..."
LMAO UNDERRATED COMMENT
Yea haha
Same!!!
That was so me😂😂
I think it’s an actual thing
9:17 I'm glad they didn't cut out the moment when Shayne loses into laughs for real 😂😂
The Pro Gamer when she said, "I dont know, I've never lost."
Does that remind anyone of Fearless
Yeah
It reminds me of Fabian
Technoblade every day
T
When you have Linux:
That’s it, that’s the joke
Linux is fucking awesome!
@@bernardschmitt6389 what’s Linux
@@BowlingforBarbs an os
I dont need alienware
I got the latest Samsung smartfridge
And kali linux
it hurts bc it's true
Video: "This thing is so thin and mobile."
Me: flashbacks to iPhone products
You an iPhone guy or android. If you’re android why don’t you go play on your gameboy graphics brick?
You’re right tho
@@glaxii1 If I was Android, would I make up this joke? Ofc I'm iPhone.
Bruh Damian looks like Johnny Depp
Shane: I gotta go before my dad kills me!
Courtney: How do we split a pool?
Damien: I call the water half!
😂😂
i heard that they said that. you didnt need to repeat it bruh
@ryssens mafia, no need to be rude. I was just letting everyone know that I love that line. I notice that you didn't leave comments like that on the posts similar to mine.
DANG-IT
3:26 ians comeing out video lmao
Kimmy and the spaghetti snack scene is so underrated
Smosh Ideas: Every Blank Ever
-Every Little Caesars Ever
-Every Wendy's Ever
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Okie I want those as well
Every funeral ever
Underrated
Ashley they already did that
Every choir ever
Every mall ever
Every sushi restaurant ever
Every death ever
Every extrovert ever
Every amusment Park ever
i thought the alienware part was a joke lol, started laughing when it was legit
Same alienware is trash I started laughing when he said Intel
@@hi2phllp haha Intel haha
Ikr
I thought it was going to be a joke on the gamers who switch up their tech they use because of sponsorships every video
Same
The British accent was so bad I’m dying
Samurai: The wholesome version of Ninja
Edit: I’ve never had this many likes before!
Its the offbrand version of ninja
@Red Cyndaquil true
No it’s CoryKensien.
@Skeleton Clan the generic generic version: Man with weapon from Asian origin
Imagine playing on a server where everybody speaks the same language. Must be nice
Freaking PUBG man...every match there's this kid that use his language to talk with us. WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR FUCK SAKE and then when he die, finally he will use English words just to curse at us.
Middle east servers
Yeah, that happens to me and my friends all the time while playing csgo, like, if you know we dont understand portuguese dont keep shouting things.
Hey it can really be fun when it is you and you're learning a language.. I once played with a round of Squad with guys from China. I barely speak Mandarin, and they all joined my Squad.. so I basically yelled at them in the little Mandarin I know like a drill sergeant 😂. They were rather shocked and I found it a grand old time. Might I suggest using it as an excuse to both learn a language and troll a bit.
Yup.
Me after the first Alienware showing: “Oh it probably can’t be that expensive.” But when I looked at the price, I cried in poor.
Let’s be honest, you probably knew that the price of alienware hardware is expensive, and I don’t see why you wouldn’t think it’s expensive even if you didn’t know the price.. it’s pretty obvious it is.
MeMrKing I actually had never looked at the Alienware price. So after I had seen many ads about it and in this video I first checked it out and when it was expensive for me I wanted to post this comment as it being funny and they didn’t mention how expensive it would be.
NotSnow Haha! Poor! JSE reference
@@OcelotGam3z u probably don't have enough to
Alienware aint worth it either way never has been, you are better off building your own or buy another laptop
shayne talking to a vacuum with googley eyes is my constant mood
3:59 every rando in on my team when I play casual valorant
Day 7 of trying to get: Every “every blank ever” Ever
Every “every blank ever” Ever will most likely be the finale of the series for Every Blank Ever (when or if it does eventually end)
Yes. I want this
We’ve been trying for 3 years.
Wait didn't they do that?
Lee R.Y they did every smosh ever. But no sadly they didn't
- Every Theatre Kid Ever
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever
- Every Boredom Ever
Every band kid ever
Yes!
I would love to see an “Every Home Alone Ever”
Every metalhead ever
Every Karen ever
Idk know his name: ever since I was a kid I wanted to get my hands on a alien ware computer
Me: were you born in 2019??
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW DAMIEN?!?!?
Joking lol but yea his name is Damien and he’s the most adorable human in the universe
All of these people are basically my friend group
Immediately starting off with a sponsor, now I need an alienware computer.
But then again, that’s exactly how online gamers are like with a youtube channel.
is that joey graceffa?
you dont want an alienware
Chloe Woodard yeah, I met him at a book signing.
Dizzy why’s that?
@@harryhealey4298 they're extremely overpriced. if you want a pc build your own it's not as hard as people think
I love how whenever Shayne cracks, they just use it in the sketch
I generally couldn’t tell if they were actually promoting the alienware stuff, or if they were just joking
two in one
they are actually spomsored check the description
I love when he was talking about how he’d loved Alienware since he was a kid even though the first one came out in 2010.
The first came out in 1998. The first laptop came out in 2002. I'm really fun at parties!
I really wanted to know what game it was
"Everyday since i were a kid i want to get my hands on an alienware computer"
Yeeeaaa sure..
Alienware is quite an old company, just because it’s sponsored does not mean he is lying.
@@bearisbi9133 yeah but nobody wants alienware
Once upon a time Alienware really was a top dog on the computer scene. That was a long time ago though.
I know
I don't know, I've always wanted alienware ever since I saw their laptop at Fry's. What's the new top gaming cpu?
As a British person- I approve of Damien's accent
My too
Agreed
It's perfect
Same😂
Same here
The "How do we split a pool?" Joke was SO fucking funny
The heavy accent is the funniest
There's one important thing that missing in this video
Whenever a girl activate her voice chat, everyone became a simp
Hikell naw dog i sound like a dude but my gamer tag has girl in it 😂 im a girl and boys try to tell me how to play even though i know how🙃
I was gonna say that. The fucking squeakers that yell “girl gamer!!!” at the top of the lungs. Then she starts giggling n shit
Maybe it’s a good thing that I don’t play game that have a voice chat. I sound like a child when I hear my recordings.
Nah I just say "it's a gamer girl" and then I breath heavily. It always works, they always send me a friend request and we play together 😂
They either become a simp or the biggest dick you’ll ever meet (which is probably their intentions)
I’m surprised they didn’t do The Screamer with Shayne in their arsenal.
The moment when she slaps herself in the face with pastas got me laughing so hard xD
Damien: alienware laptops are affordable
Me: yea 4000$ is affordable XD
It's affordable for him
@@arvindshastry1178 yea but it's still not affordable to really almost everyone on the planet.
@@dodo_the_dodo_bird4794 If I can afford it, I would still not buy it because there are lots of computers that are cheaper and works better than Alienware.
@@arvindshastry1178 well you are right, cuz even if I had enough money I wouldn't waste that much money on alienware laptops when I can buy something better.
"How do we split a pool in half ? "
"Dibs on the water half !"
Wou.......wouldn't that be the free part ?
Dude are you paying your water bills
I kept liking uniliking liking unliking and liking again praise me
Paper cat you are praised I did the same
"I would like to B O N E upon first sight" that line is so goddamn hilarious
I couldn’t tell if he was joking around in the beginning or not I was waiting for the jokes to start flying out 😂
And remember all ways samurai slice that like bottun from Coryxkenshin
“Isn’t it weird how we, grow hair and, go to the bathroom?” 😂
Yay! Dames has a new computer! No more lag! New home office, new computer, things are coming up Damien lol
To be honest, I thought that was part of the skit at first 😅
Same
@@venerandoalamaresjr.8910troo
Her: what do you do when not gaming? Him: grind
It's so great to see Ian still has The Original Easy Step!
Omg I remember that from Charlie the drunk Guinea pig
I was literally on Alienware this morning, being sad about being broke and not being able to afford it
I don’t need you to call me out on my gaming either
Me: *Looks to buy Alienware.*
Alienware price: *So you’ve chosen death?*
Me: *Looks to find a low price one on amazon.*
Amazon: *THE ONLY CATEGORY IS $1,000 OR MORE!*
Me: *Ight ima head out.*
it's a gaming laptop they're reasonably priced when it comes to a gaming laptop. The parts are smaller so it makes it more expensive. But eh The actual PC's are overpriced the case makes them expensive.
For a laptop to be powerful and fast enough to run online games, the price is not bad at all.
I felt tvat
sarah hardin that’s not the problem, it’s that some people (like myself) can’t afford that kinda stuff. I’m 16, and have a job at Dunkin’ Donuts. I can’t get that kinda money. It’s very reasonably priced, though.
Many people know them to be very fucking overpriced
7:24 - The captions saying "Okay, Gigi" killed me. GGWP Smosh 🤣🤣
5:07 every papparia game ever
"Instead of showing my skills, I think I'll talk trash", yes many people do this😂
"Every online gamer" without one game being shown... Amazing
Because they are not sponsored by any game
For some reason I can only assume they were playing fortnite by the interactions they had with each other. I could be wrong though
It not called "every game ever" its "every gamer ever"
yeah
notice how it says gamer and not game
hmmmmmm
Was just a funny observation guys, video is still great!
I love how they replace ninja with samurai
ok but like the robot gamer is actually relatable, sometimes i say and think the same stuff lmaooooo
Did the thing with the tea shop remind anyone else of Uncle Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender????
yh
Madeline Wotruba YYYYYESSSSSSS!
yes! I made a comment about how iron is proud actually
How dare you read my mind..
Ava Curran oops? 😅
Damien: wanna see my tea shop?
Me: so you've been watchin' Avatar?
Is it called the jasmine dragon
I personally like tea weevil
Garyjunebug no that’s stupid
Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!
U guys are the best u always make me luagh at ur videos this is amazing
The easy step in Ian's background brings back memories
Sometimes I watch just for the bloopers.
Shayne`s laugh gets better every time I hear it.
We asked for Damien and got Damien.
Courtney and everyone looks great.
Someone who made a British person sound like a road man instead of a posh rich person from 100 years ago
It was a combination of both that’s a first
Yeah but we still don’t talk like either of those extremes tho 🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴
Oh yes you do it's annoying
need more cowbell no we don’t
need more cowbell we don’t speak posh if you come to England and start saying posh words to someone like a roadman you’ll be a goner
Me in csgo
"RUSH B PLANT B"
"COVER ME COVER ME"
"DEFUSE BOMB ON B"
"GOT AN ACE"
Every single time I play actual csgo but I play surf most of the time
Damien always looks so kind /gen
Damien: **making random noises**
Me: **listening to it in the background** cool cool, normal Damien
Courtney: Ohhhhh you’re British
Me (a brit): ... someone help him ... quickly ...
I love how Courtney isn't actually pressing on her keyboard lol
edit: thx guys for all the likes:)
Yeah
girls
ryssens mafia wtf
I said the almost the same in another comment and you have more likes lol
Niseandryt oh sorry i didn’t see it
playing an rpg but the best part of the gameplay is making tea
Love that jab at ninja.
Wow no “OMG ITS A GAMER GIRL” annoying kids lol
ikr
Most people who still do it do it as a joke, it wouldn’t really make sense anymore
It’s so annoying omg
A lot of people play video games I don't think people care what gender they are
lol noone ever does that (except me.... i do it sarcasrtically)
“I have hair, feelings, everything” -Damien Haas Aka the vacuum
You can just tell Damien is really exited
Can't believe it took this long for Shayne to play opposite a hoover
"works just like a promo code"
The sponsorship was not made instantly apparent so i thought it was one of the jokes XDD
I love when the camera came into refocus when he thumbs upped
You know your popular when Alienware sponsors you
I still ship Gamer Shayne and Sentient Vacuum. When is the Netflix Original coming out
“Ever since I was a kid” didn’t know they made them 30 years ago
Me neither lol
Demolotion Expertise alienware has a been a thing since 1996
wait how old is damien?
@@arc7gaming 29
Evan Beinstein dang yeah he looks around that age to me as well
i love the every gamer ever
I love how I get a computer ad straight after the Alienware promo