BuzzBallz Review: Fun Times If You Ask Me

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  • čas přidán 23. 12. 2020
  • BuzzBallz. Say it with me. BuzzBallz! I had a ball with these corner store gems, but they were definitely tough to juggle. A perfect holiday treat???? Watch to find out!
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Komentáře • 292

  • @someoneelse878
    @someoneelse878 Před 3 lety +1430

    This channel is basically just watching a man's slow descent into alcoholism and insanity.
    It's awesome

  • @jordanissport
    @jordanissport Před 3 lety +708

    This is what my Mom drinks before she starts verbally and mentally abusing me.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  Před 3 lety +633

      She sounds festive!

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Před 3 lety +18

      Best comment ever

    • @richardrallo6605
      @richardrallo6605 Před 3 lety +2

      You and Mommy got ESP? How do you mentally abuse someone?? 😀

    • @JessHull
      @JessHull Před 3 lety +12

      @@richardrallo6605 you really don't know?

    • @richardrallo6605
      @richardrallo6605 Před 3 lety

      @@JessHull No Jess, I really don't know. Please be so kind as to explain? (Remember now, your explanation can't involve using words, because that'd be VERBALLY, which here is differentiated from MENTALLY)
      I'll wait...

  • @carrottopevans
    @carrottopevans Před 3 lety +594

    This channel is dangerously underrated. You are so good with your descriptives

    • @QuarterSwede
      @QuarterSwede Před 3 lety +13

      Like watered down ovaltine with some alcohol like grandad used to make, smells of stale coconut, like you’d find in your pantry after it’s been there for several years, tastes exactly like you’d get at the cheapest resort in the Bahamas.
      Yep. This guy is a descriptive genius. Instant sub from me. Lol.

    • @richardrallo6605
      @richardrallo6605 Před 3 lety +4

      Not under-rated, just under-watched... For now...

    • @jeremy-psychonautlsdmtdr-k5140
      @jeremy-psychonautlsdmtdr-k5140 Před 3 lety

      I agree

    • @memecream5834
      @memecream5834 Před 3 lety

      I low key feel the comments make the channel also

    • @CANControlGRAFFITI
      @CANControlGRAFFITI Před 2 lety

      Yep. Somebody might get hurt or worse.

  • @thelawofsteve
    @thelawofsteve Před 3 lety +141

    "It is kind of a classy drink, based on what I've been doing lately." is my mood almost every night.

  • @rachelface927
    @rachelface927 Před 3 lety +111

    “Like a beer can had sex with a Christmas ornament.” My god dude your descriptions are amazing.

  • @jakeconnelly2441
    @jakeconnelly2441 Před 3 lety +231

    "Feels like I was just licking Jimmy Buffet" I fucking died.

  • @allisontallantmcculley1047
    @allisontallantmcculley1047 Před 3 lety +78

    The only way I can describe this channel is ✨sophisticated chaos✨

  • @Fishua221
    @Fishua221 Před 3 lety +166

    When I was 18 I drank 3 BuzzBallz in a row and had to go to the emergency room that night. Great review as always!

    • @tedfort1698
      @tedfort1698 Před 3 lety +18

      Did you fall off a ladder?

    • @Fishua221
      @Fishua221 Před 3 lety +61

      @@tedfort1698 no I found out I have an "alcohol intolerance" or whatever they call it lol ok doc

    • @MyBoomStick1
      @MyBoomStick1 Před 3 lety +1

      Your profile pic is great 😂

    • @paynekaufmann403
      @paynekaufmann403 Před 3 lety +32

      i drank 3 in 10 minutes and told every girl on my snap i wanted to fuck

    • @birdpersonbudtender7771
      @birdpersonbudtender7771 Před 3 lety

      @@Fishua221 so in other words u blacked out? Lol

  • @skraminc
    @skraminc Před 3 lety +19

    scratch and sniff chocolate stickers is the most, recognizable, descriptive term i've ever heard from a sommelier

  • @innocentoctave
    @innocentoctave Před 3 lety +32

    The TruckNutz of beverages, and every bit as classy.

    • @majestic5727
      @majestic5727 Před 3 lety +3

      More like the bath bombs of beverages

  • @TheOriginalMad
    @TheOriginalMad Před 3 lety +51

    You're like if Jim Carrey grew up as an accountant

  • @lordkuso2710
    @lordkuso2710 Před 3 lety +9

    "That chocolate is very reminiscent of scratch n sniff stickers" I felt that.

  • @crystalsmuse
    @crystalsmuse Před 3 lety +26

    The way his little rabbit nose twitches back and forth while swishing the wine is so adorable. Gets me every time.

  • @xydya
    @xydya Před 3 lety +89

    This is definitely the best channel I've found in 2020. Been here from the first video, can't wait to see you hit 10k

    • @HoneyD109
      @HoneyD109 Před 3 lety +1

      he has 90k on tiktok lol

    • @jersmont1309
      @jersmont1309 Před 3 lety

      @@HoneyD109 Does he dance?

    • @qwertyCandy
      @qwertyCandy Před 3 lety +2

      This + James Hoffmann. Ironically both reviewing beverages, but sort of on the opposite sides of the spectrum 😂

    • @brien1254
      @brien1254 Před 3 lety +1

      He's at almost 50k now

  • @dansie87
    @dansie87 Před 3 lety +8

    I am from Germany and really fascinated what you about the stuff you can get in the US. Loving this channel.

  • @alexwirtz9780
    @alexwirtz9780 Před 3 lety +28

    "I didn't hate em"
    Well, now I'm sold. Going out to try some ballz rn

  • @CS-er3ib
    @CS-er3ib Před 3 lety +19

    I want to see you play Edward 40 Hands.

  • @wmredwine
    @wmredwine Před 3 lety +6

    The ways this channel is morphing are spectacular to see. I love it!

  • @TheBoliviaShow
    @TheBoliviaShow Před 3 lety +92

    Im just waiting for you to hit 1 million bro. Ive been here from the start

    • @athompson5080
      @athompson5080 Před 3 lety +5

      Same... won’t be long.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  Před 3 lety +68

      Only 993,720 away!

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 Před 3 lety +3

      @@unemployedwineguy More like 989,400 now.

    • @MrSplic3r
      @MrSplic3r Před 3 lety +5

      985,900 .. that's actually pretty good growth. I'm going to keep sharing the madness if you keep making it!

    • @rayselM
      @rayselM Před 3 lety

      977500 now

  • @NotKimiRaikkonen
    @NotKimiRaikkonen Před 3 lety +23

    Watching him swish these sugary drinks makes my teeth hurt.

  • @Klavavaski
    @Klavavaski Před 3 lety +4

    It's only a matter of time before this channel _blows up_. Your man is out here with solid comedic chops and to-the-point videos with no fluff, no cards, and no ridiculously lengthy intro and outro. Good branding, good pacing, and regular uploads. Very refreshing change of pace.

  • @Tenkai917
    @Tenkai917 Před 3 lety +23

    A local convenience store I frequent had these in a lock box by the register with a sign saying "Limit 3 per customer per day." When I asked about it, the guy told me that I could buy as many as I want. Turns out he put up the sign because the manager of the nail salon next door had gotten into the habit of getting wasted on Buzzballs all day every day and fighting with his customers. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @watchingitallhere
      @watchingitallhere Před rokem +1

      You are cool dude. I watched your ML videos but it seems like you got out of it. Anyway cheers.

    • @Tenkai917
      @Tenkai917 Před rokem +2

      @@watchingitallhere Thanks. I some good times making those videos, but it seemed like it was becoming more of an obligation to drink on camera than a side hobby. The community also kind of went to s*** and it just wasn't fun interacting with people anymore.
      I've basically quit drinking entirely anyway and moved onto other projects. I may eventually start posting videos about unrelated topics, but at the moment have no plans to do so. Cheers.

  • @texasdes142
    @texasdes142 Před 3 lety +5

    The looks, the jokes, the JUGGLING. That's a triple threat.

  • @fcknrad
    @fcknrad Před 3 lety

    Sir. I've been A fan of your videos for some tim now. I just wanna say thank you so much for all the content.

  • @archmage6725
    @archmage6725 Před 3 lety +2

    0:16 his absolute surprise, and subsequent realization of what he's about to drink is the best part of this video lol

  • @parkers7224
    @parkers7224 Před 3 lety +1

    I love this channel. Your descriptions A1, I started with the four loko one. Cant stop getting laughs outta this 🤣. I would love to see a fireball review. Definitely subscribed and showing to friends 👍

  • @SpaceTimeManipulatorSTM

    You just do such a great job of playing a type of person I don't appreciate all that much that it took me like 1/2 a second to get in to your channel but really I don't care how much of this is the real you vs a character... this is great. Thank You.

  • @hosonitz
    @hosonitz Před 3 lety

    How are there not more views of your videos. This stuff is hilarious. Thanks man!

  • @SuperVolsung
    @SuperVolsung Před 3 lety

    unironically great content. Keep it coming

  • @andie_pants
    @andie_pants Před 3 lety +7

    Died at "tastes like I'm licking Jimmy Buffett."

  • @user-zh4cp5tq8w
    @user-zh4cp5tq8w Před 3 lety +17

    This feels like a Tim heidecker sketch

    • @Soullessservant
      @Soullessservant Před 3 lety

      BRO you never hear people talk about Tim😂😂 I’m a die hard On Cinema head

  • @donnavitalie5412
    @donnavitalie5412 Před 3 lety +1

    These just keep getting better! I love the pairing suggestions - hahah! I vote for a Wild Irish Rose review next. :-)

  • @bunnyfoofoo6238
    @bunnyfoofoo6238 Před 3 lety

    OMG I love watching you so much 😂 I've been following you on tiktok since you started and watching these here again, no less funny and entertaining. We're going to need a nickname for your fan base. 😂😂

  • @andynewhouse
    @andynewhouse Před 3 lety +18

    You "didn't hate it!" Highest praise yet - almost interested in trying these. Almost.

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo Před 3 lety +2

      Please don’t. I’m very surprised all the praise he gave these god awful ballz of contempt

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 Před 3 lety

      I do not recommend

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo Před 3 lety

      @walterjonas25 there are so many better options

  • @shaggythefoxx
    @shaggythefoxx Před 3 lety

    One of my favorite new channels!

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 Před 3 lety

    Okay this one got me to sub, top tier content

  • @KyoukixOokami
    @KyoukixOokami Před 3 lety

    I'm turning 21 tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to buy as my first legal cocktail (even if it's premade). I found your channel through Google and I now look to you for insightful commentary on the alcohols. Thank you for your service.

  • @ARSZLB
    @ARSZLB Před 3 lety +5

    “feels like i was just licking Jimmy Buffett” 🤣

  • @ClockySauce
    @ClockySauce Před 3 lety +15

    I have a tattoo of the Steel Reserve logo. Will you review that in the tall 24 oz can? I find that it tastes best in the tall can and not in 40oz variety. It's slow brewed for exceptionally smooth flavor. Says it right on the can.

    • @timkenda8203
      @timkenda8203 Před 3 lety

      The can lied to us all. The 40s were the best for Edward 40 hands though. 2 rounds and youre blacked out for two days!

  • @jefferymichaels3218
    @jefferymichaels3218 Před 3 lety

    Lucky to have come across the channel these are uncomfortably accurate and I’m here for all of it.

  • @carrottopevans
    @carrottopevans Před 3 lety +5

    Thanks for the 3-for-1 review vid

  • @benjaminsmall
    @benjaminsmall Před 3 lety

    Keep it up! You’re getting even better

  • @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth

    I've literally watched you gain 4k subs in half a day. Mad props

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx Před 3 lety +4

    Fun Buzzball Facts: my dad met the lady who invented these when he worked at a distributor. Buzzballs also sponsors the cafeteria hand sanitizer at Texas A&M Commerce.

    • @LadyAnuB
      @LadyAnuB Před 3 lety

      So you sanitize your BuzzBallz hand(s) after you've made them the recipient of grandpa's chocolate Ovaltine coming back up?

  • @elliotburing87
    @elliotburing87 Před 3 lety

    Major thumbs up for that juggling!

  • @rhyssanders9122
    @rhyssanders9122 Před 3 lety

    Hes the king of the hurting smile lol so goood

  • @allypeez4099
    @allypeez4099 Před 3 lety

    This is such a nice blend of yummies!

  • @breneal1307
    @breneal1307 Před 3 lety +1

    omg i’m in love w this dude

  • @caseyburns3
    @caseyburns3 Před 3 lety

    I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in awhile, the algorithm is clearly doing this man dirty these deserve way more views

  • @stayhazy2478
    @stayhazy2478 Před 3 lety

    I cracked Open the green one right as you did and took a sip at the same time hahah. These are pretty good lol

  • @lainalien
    @lainalien Před 3 lety +3

    I got these on a Spirit flight. They're perfectly fine airplane booze.

  • @JohnA...
    @JohnA... Před 3 lety

    The "beer can had sex with a christmas ornament" encouraged me to hit the sub button. That was good.

  • @OkellaWood
    @OkellaWood Před 3 lety

    I suggest Night Train Express. Its a fortified wine and is usually hanging out next to MD 20/20. Also Cisco is one to "taste". Great videos btw.

  • @drater1529
    @drater1529 Před 3 lety

    what a gem of a channel to stumble upon while im unemployed

  • @drengillespie
    @drengillespie Před 2 lety

    I had those things constantly when I was in Vegas.

  • @chrisbillington2159
    @chrisbillington2159 Před 3 lety

    Enjoying the nose twitch during the mouth swish... a bit like a bunny chewing a dandelion

  • @UltraThicc
    @UltraThicc Před 3 lety +2

    Sick juggling bro

  • @taylor3229
    @taylor3229 Před 3 lety

    This is my new favorite thing and I’m still trying to decide if that’s a real kitchen 😂😂😂

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 Před 3 lety

    They have these at my golf course. I down 2 before the first hole, then 1 every 3 or 4 holes. Somehow I don’t remember the final 3 holes

  • @Jenni_Lou821
    @Jenni_Lou821 Před 3 lety +2

    The chocolate one is definitely my favorite

  • @killiankerosene7676
    @killiankerosene7676 Před 3 lety

    You're literally just the fucking best. You pick me up a lot with your videos.

  • @aaronk3505
    @aaronk3505 Před 3 lety

    This guy is hilarious, he needs more views

  • @allypeez4099
    @allypeez4099 Před 3 lety

    Love them!! This is my pandemic go to!!! Ally from California

  • @carterbrown8498
    @carterbrown8498 Před 3 lety

    Newer subscriber here...absolutely love this chaotic shit.

  • @giovannibertocci8944
    @giovannibertocci8944 Před 3 lety

    I'm so happy I'm here before your channel gets millions of views

  • @AxeonEliteGaming
    @AxeonEliteGaming Před 3 lety +2

    It sounded like you said 50% alcohol and I got scared for a minute.

  • @jacksonueland
    @jacksonueland Před 3 lety

    love his suburban blues clues look doing alc reviews lmao

  • @emiliosemporium3977
    @emiliosemporium3977 Před 3 lety

    They’re like the Little Hugs we had as kids but for adults 😬😂😂😂

  • @shartbake1134
    @shartbake1134 Před 3 lety +1

    Please review Guinness Draught Stout, it's one of my favorite beers. I can pop the cap like a champagne cork with a bic lighter, it's a nifty trick to surprise everyone, if you happen to drink socially.

  • @Mutantcy1992
    @Mutantcy1992 Před 3 lety +3

    Thought you said it comes in at 50% and was like holy shit

  • @kindcoffeeart
    @kindcoffeeart Před 3 lety

    I’m sharing you everywhere I can lmao 🤣

  • @penrod4523
    @penrod4523 Před 3 lety

    cool. subscribed.

  • @AndrewJaws
    @AndrewJaws Před 3 lety

    The only time I’ve ever hit the alert bell.

  • @TheBecca5634
    @TheBecca5634 Před 3 lety

    Where are these filmed?! In a show home? What's with the pool renderings?
    But also obsessed with this... I just watched every video in order back to back...

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 Před 3 lety +5

    Oh wow, there's a gas station near the beach that sells these... I almost picked up a few on my last beach trip but was too afraid, now that they got the unemployedwineguy seal of approval I am _definiely_ going to snag a few the next time I go get some sun.

  • @johnk7093
    @johnk7093 Před 3 lety +2

    3:04..... ohh, thats why they exploded when you popped the top.... now it became clear....

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD Před 3 lety

    The only place I'd ever seen BuzzBallz before they started to show up in my local grocery last year was on Spirit Airlines flights. I can't tell if that say more about the BuzzBallz, Spirit Airlines, or me.

  • @mythical_pizza
    @mythical_pizza Před 3 lety +1

    I though he said "50%, right in that wine territory". 15% might be, but after rewatching several times I swear he actually says 50, I've never see a wine that high.

  • @710whiskey
    @710whiskey Před rokem

    So he just be tasting it nd spitting it out 😂😂

  • @Moore1600
    @Moore1600 Před 3 lety

    ‘I’m getting notes of a deep sense of regret in a parking lot for a Jimmy Buffet concert. That Kia certainly contained some screams, credit to you Kia.”

  • @IsaacCoverstone
    @IsaacCoverstone Před 3 lety

    This guy deserves way more views than he's getting.

  • @jeffbruce
    @jeffbruce Před 3 lety +2

    I feel seen with that stale coconut comment. 😭

  • @MADExotix
    @MADExotix Před 3 lety

    Coming in quick before the review, I actually like these for when I’m already a bit drunk... when I’m sober they taste like the juice at the bottom of a trash can.

  • @saladid82
    @saladid82 Před 3 lety

    as a wine sales guy in this climate this hits to close to home but also brilliantly every single product he has done I always question why these items exist.

  • @fodaforce90
    @fodaforce90 Před 3 lety

    Here before this guy blows up

  • @BoJack42069
    @BoJack42069 Před 3 lety +2

    We have the same sink

  • @speedboiandbish
    @speedboiandbish Před 3 lety

    Our favorite combo is a buzz ball and gas station hot dog. Ultimate depression.

  • @TheWittyGeek
    @TheWittyGeek Před 3 lety

    Do some green tea shots!

  • @LandaSSHans
    @LandaSSHans Před 3 lety

    Do you cleanse your palate in between flavours?

  • @stp423
    @stp423 Před 3 lety +8

    Curious, do you/will you review any nice wines? Because, I would love to hear legit reviews and recommendations mixed in with these hilarious ones.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  Před 3 lety +23

      So you're saying you don't consider Thunderbird a nice wine? Interesting...(and also yes, someday)

    • @stp423
      @stp423 Před 3 lety +3

      @@unemployedwineguy I mean "piss wine" and "nice wine" aren't exactly synonyms

    • @dsg148
      @dsg148 Před 3 lety +5

      @@unemployedwineguy I think the MD2020 counts as a fine wine given the rarity factor of the blue raspberries.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Před rokem

    I don’t know how I missed this one. It is fun to hear PV3 say balls repeatedly though.

  • @GregWillingham
    @GregWillingham Před 3 lety +2

    You missed an opportunity to put the lime in the coconut.

  • @TheBoliviaShow
    @TheBoliviaShow Před 3 lety +4

    PS. if you ever want to come to Bolivia and collab on some tasting of crazy Bolivian alcohols let me know. I did one review of a $3 Bolivia bottle of wine and plan to make more for fun. You kind inspired me to do some taste testing of some wacky stuff that they sell here in Bolivia that ive never seen in the USA

  • @michaellailer9818
    @michaellailer9818 Před 3 lety

    You had a great opportunity to day " let's bust some balls! "

  • @michaelhuey4187
    @michaelhuey4187 Před 3 lety +7

    Does anybody besides me, think this guy reminds you of a young Jim Carrey? (somebody Stop Me)

  • @james5057
    @james5057 Před 3 lety

    where do u find buzzballs

  • @squidcaps4308
    @squidcaps4308 Před 3 lety +1

    I would love if this "show" would slowly show a change, things being repossessed, the host descending into hopelessness.. but i think it would be quite a bit of work to do it. It would make this very long but excellent sketch.

    • @thecrunch8008
      @thecrunch8008 Před 9 měsíci

      i ain’t letting this comment get lost, that’s a genuinely hilarious idea bro

  • @shanandcool
    @shanandcool Před 3 lety

    I was the fan request 😏

  • @R3DLiFE
    @R3DLiFE Před 2 lety

    oh oh dooo ummmm a 99 Bananas !!!! its a vodka thats as much as ill say lol

  • @moderatesunited
    @moderatesunited Před 3 lety

    Shit I forgot they made those. They were popular couple years ago. This guy is funny.